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moral lesson:  ayawg palite ug mobile phone ang bana.  kun makapalit man siyag iyaha, parehaa tanan sa iyaha ang imong kaugalingong mobile phone model, apil kolor nga fucshia, aron malipat nga ikaw na diay ang tigdawat sa texts nga para sa iyaha.  kun makalusot gihapon, idakdak na lang sa ulo niya ug ipakong iyang ulo sa ulo sa inyong helper.  lisod ning magsumbong-sumbong sa police kay ma-news tag ahat.     

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 03:32:31 PM
Hmm, delikado man diay ning trabaho nga magpa-helper. Malalaki o mababaye ang helper, naay risgo...

aw, kandidato gyong dako mong duha ni bugsay kay naa man moy gi-target-target nga posibilidad nga mag-helper, didto sa lain nga thread.  unsa, sukol pa mo?

all photos from: http://www.boingboing.net/2011/07/22/oslo-bombing-big-pho.html

may god help them...

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 01:51:01 PM
He he, mao ning makaingon ta nga kon mahubog mogawas ang abilidad. Sama ani...





Hmm, unsa kahay yoga equivalent aning posisyona... 

naa man lagi ang unlan ni bugsay dinhi?!

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 02:05:56 PM
Gasalig kay naay gidaladala, ay...

dugay ra nakong gibilin ang ginamos nga gidaladala, bay hubs.  ni-graduate na ko ron ug bagoong.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 02:02:47 PM
Aha! Ontological leap! (Hain na man diay si Fr. Chic, kadto ra bay suheto sa ontol-ontol, hayan daghan to siyag ikatampo niining maong diskusyon...)

hehe, kining anad lagi tag 'look before you leap'...  as for fr chic, motungha ra to.  ningpahuway pa gikan sa iyang bilocation in tagbilaran and new orleans.  wa ta kahibawog naa pa toy i-recommend aning needed employees ni ma'am shirley bohol.  bilib gyod kog kamong duha ni bugsay ang iyang i-recommend.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 01:55:13 PM
He he, si Islander maoy atong iprontada kay kaliwat og isog...

you mean, kay taga-balingsya?  don't forget bugsay and lorenz... mao-mao ra ming kalidara.  (isog rag naay ginamos.)

Quote from: bugsay on July 23, 2011, 01:40:21 PM

sige....gate keeper gihapon ka didto.....

gate keeper ug guru... yataps, komflet!

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 01:31:51 PM
Akoy kuhaa, Bay Bugs! Ako, ako!

angay gyod tuod mong duha, labi nag uniporme mog apron ibabaw sa inyong epok.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 23, 2011, 01:28:27 PM
Oops, wa baya ko mo-comment sa advert, ha? Ang akong concern mao ra tawon ang imong simod...

kun bugnaw ang simod, can the advert be far behind?

Quote from: bugsay on July 23, 2011, 11:10:37 AM
#7

aherm.  like brader hubag?  morag hupong man nig noodles.  tug-an sa tinuod!  #3 ka uy!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on July 23, 2011, 11:02:24 AM
Sex Toy na ko ron hahahah nagwork jud akong pagka active tiaw bay dagan sayo sa buntag inig uli mag bike napud unya magbungay sa garden after kinsay di malawas ug sex toy ani.

hahaha!  judging from your sexy avatar, motuo gyod ko ani!  tabi tuod, unsa man diay ka sa una?  boteroesque?

(kuyawan hinoon ko gamay ug sex toy kay akong imagination ani mora man ug balloon nga mahimo pahiyoson ug hiposon. mas di pa mahiyos ang unlan ni bugsay.)

Quote from: bugsay on July 23, 2011, 11:04:23 AM
pwede pa ba kaha ko'g mo apply....mangita pa ko'g kauban.

airconditioned seguro ang servants quarter kay bugnaw man ang kaugmaon.
libre man kaha load ug telebabad?..

mas hayahay gyod hinoon, bugs, kun anha na lang ka sa talisay kay mas maduol ka sa imong pamilya nga naa sa talamban dapit.  yuna pa, ang imong telebabaran taga tsina? 

nothing beats fortitude and hope.  may other couples be just as lucky.

Quote from: statesville on July 23, 2011, 05:21:48 AM
25 anyos pataas kon dako ug edad dako  tingali ug sweldo...

hayahay si manang kun 80 anyos na...

Quote from: Shirley Bohol on July 22, 2011, 08:59:57 PM
Way klaro mo, ayaw ninyo apili ug binuang hoy..Imbis seryoso akong ads, nahimo na lang nga kataw-anan.Way klaro..Adto mo sa Jokes Area oh..

please accept my apologies, shirl.  first, i took your ad as serious; kami ang kataw-anan (that is, kami ni hubag), dili imong ad.  second, abi nakog joker pod ka kay nalingaw gyod ko pag-ayo sa imong tagline nga "Lihok karon, aron bugnaw imong kaugmaon!!!  "  so i took your words for what they are.  nilihok dayon ko.  sorry gyod nga lahi nga lihok diay imong ipasabot.

good luck sa imong pagpangita ug 2 ka maids/helpers.  i am hopeful that you will find them soon because, at least, you did not require a college degree, much less a post-graduate degree.

makasabot sad ko nga ganahan kag di tabian ug kabalo moluto.  lisod tuod ug tabian unya nagluto; lalim kag magtuasik ang laway sa tinolang manok, faet.

again, welcome to tb! 

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 22, 2011, 08:52:19 PM
Hmm, mora diay kag itoy?

mahimog maohon.  siguroa lang nga irish setter o japanese spitz, ayaw lang nang chihuahua kay tabian.

badibildir ug buhok?  maayo sad nang kalakiha da.  mag-alsa-alsa ug barbell unya ang buhok motindog.

kumusta na kaha tawon ang buhok ni badibildir bugsay? 

ka-cute!  na, hala.  bugsayang hubag uy.  

kini dili cruelty kay gi-enrol gyod ug ballet class unya cute pa gyod ang classmate.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 10, 2011, 03:46:27 PM
Malagmit ang sekreto sa kakyut aning bataa mao ang pagsigig pang-os og tubo...

problema lang aning bataa kay kada pang-os ug tubo agig padayag sa iyang kalig-on ug kaisog, ang itlog nagsige sad ug hiyos.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 22, 2011, 08:02:39 PM
He he, gusto ka makakita niya sa medyo hamtong na?

yes!  i-pm lang ha?

pa-humble-humble ay.  number 6 ka uy, labi na sa buhok.

qualified unta ko ani, shirl.  (welcome to tubag bohol diay.)  problema lang, ang akong bugnaw nga kaugmaon kagahapon ra.  karon, simod na lang nakoy bugnaw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 22, 2011, 12:23:26 PM

Bwahaha! Mosugot ko basta ang island ni Islander iyang pabuhatan og waterways spelling H U B A G...

basta ha... bisag ang akong isla igo rang matungtongan ug size 5 nga islander slippers ha...

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 22, 2011, 10:47:09 AM
200 cars? Kita diri bisag kariton, wa!

sige lang.  wa man sad ni si hamad makatindog ug dalan unya bisan unsay iyang parahon mopara.  mas suwerte ta, magwarawara lang ta sa dalan, parahan na tag jeepney, taxi o habal-habal.  babagan pa gani ta aron lang mosakay.  that's how loved we are.  siya?  patindoga na siya sa cpg avenue in his royal robes di ba maglikay tanan.

Quote from: bugsay on July 22, 2011, 10:58:39 AM

ngan sa TB member ang i bunjag sa imong mga iring.......kon cute, nganli'g Hubag...

hagbay ra.  naghuwat pa kog kagiron aron nganlan nakog hubag.  tiaw ba god poy hubag, as in hubagang bugsay uy.

Quote from: chicogon on July 22, 2011, 03:15:26 AM
Kinsay mga yogi? O basin kinsay mga way yigo? Morag daghan tingale bwahahaha 

hehe, pang-atbang atong manoy nga 45 years no yigo-yigo.  peyo, mahimo pod sekyeto ang yigo sa mga taga-tb ayon ingnon iyang singot humot.

di tingali mosumbong kun wa pa mamabdos.  ang problema karon kun daghan ang moangkon.

lucas here will teach hubag how to drive.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 29, 2011, 02:11:36 PM
Ms. Isle in an earlier incarnation...

sugot ko ani uy...

MALE BODY TYPES

para sa hingtungdan, apil na sa nagduda, pili lang hain ka ani.  be honest...

none of the above.  honest.

cheer up, poorer mortals.  di land siya ang hamad sa kalibotan.  kadaghanan pod makakita ani di makabasa, gawas kun ex-seminarians ang mga guapong langgam sa united arab emirates o alumni sa bohol high ug valencia high school.  still i will honor hamad kay karong adlawa, usa sa bag-ong kittens nako akong nganlan ug hamad. 

(puslan man nga hapit na ko mahutdan ug names, nidangop na lang god kog mga names like 'bullet'--kinasipatan nga kitten--ug 'm-16' ug 'ak-47'.)  glad to have hamad!   

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 22, 2011, 09:53:43 AM
Hmm, as in vulcaseal? Para ra man ni sa virginity restoration...

virginity sa atup pod lagi.  hinaot iapil ni sa rh bill.  imagine, free distribution of vulcaseal.

foam?  must have been a mistake in spelling in the bidding specifications.  they were not plied with bulletproof vests; instead they luckily bought waterproof vests, some kind of unique life jackets that make one walk on water similar to what the apostles saw.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 21, 2011, 03:27:13 PM
Hmm, malasado ang itlog?

maybe, kun naa pa.

mao niy posing ug mga malasado nga bugsayogi, nagtoo nga naa na sila sa tubig, agoizt.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 21, 2011, 03:12:39 PM
He he, how about Swami Bugsayogi?

malasado na siya, imbis malasana (reply #8).

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 21, 2011, 03:14:15 PM
Hmm, you mean ang imong banana republic morag lomboy og kolor, o morag lomboy kay makamantsa?

akong kaugalingon ni nga choice.  maayo pay lomboy kay human ug kaon, kun madiwalwal ta, masaypan pa tang senyalan.  where we are, di ta kakawat anang pear trees ni fr chic. 

si banana republic is none of the above.  makamantsa?  sigon sa akong nahibaw-an, wa pa siya magnegosyog uling.    

hahaha!  na, hala, hands down, yogi lagi ka, bai hubs.  kinsa pa kaha ang ubang secret yogis dinhi sa tb no?

hahaha!  how true.  i still remember the psychological exams we were made to take in a testing center at a certain esteemed university in cebu prior to our acceptance to a job.  all of us, that is, the whole office staff, had the word "benevolent" written somewhere to describe our personalities.  we took to calling ourselves "the benevolent society", after the religious sect of ruben ecleo, the philippine benevolent missionaries association (PBMA).  

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 21, 2011, 02:09:52 PM
He he, kining pear morag apple nga wa kapasar sa quality control...

bantog rang ang babaye nga di tantong seksi (medyo unbalanced ang figure; kanang down heavy ba) tawgon ug pear-shaped.  as for quality control, take your pick of fruit:



  - si islander, nipili na lang ug lomboy

more...

The constitutional command, however, is more than just the prohibition of a state religion.  That is the minimal meaning. Jurisprudence has expanded it to mean that the state may not pass “laws which aid one religion, aid all religions, or prefer one religion over another.”

That is the “separation part” of the constitutional command.  The other part is the “free exercise clause.”  Both are embodied in one sentence which says: “No law shall be made respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.”

When people see bishops or priests venturing into public or political life, the instinctive question that is often asked is: Is this a violation of the separation of church and state?  The question is understandable because of the frequent use of the phrase “separation of church and state,” and people often equate church with bishops or priests.  But the negative command of the Constitution is addressed not to bishops or priests but to the state and those who exercise state authority.  As to bishops and priests, the pertinent part of the constitutional command is the guarantee of the free exercise of religion.

So insistent, in fact, is the Constitution on this freedom of religion that it goes on to add: “The free exercise and enjoyment of religious profession and worship, without discrimination or preference, shall forever be allowed.  No religious test shall be required for the exercise of civil or political rights.”  The beneficiaries of this freedom include bishops and priests and clerics and ministers of religion of every kind.  More than that, they are also protected by the freedom of speech and assembly of the Constitution.


more at: http://opinion.inquirer.net/inquireropinion/columns/view/20100308-257275/Fundamentals-of-church-state-relations

Quote from: chicogon on July 21, 2011, 01:06:37 AM
Not surprisingly, the main attack made by the administration and its senatorial allies against the Catholic Church involved the separation of church and state.

when, oh when can we take separation of church and state in a more nuanced understanding?

fr. joaquin bernas, sj, jsd, a priest, lawyer, philippine constitution expert, member of the 1986 constitutional commission, dean emeritus of the ateneo law school, put it thus:

"...there always seems to be a need for clarifying from time to time what separation of church and state means, even if I myself always prefer to describe the phenomenon by the more technical phrase “non-establishment of religion.”  The technical clause has a better chance of conveying the precise meaning of what is referred to commonly as separation of church and state.

It is sometimes thought by some that separation of church and state means that church people should not get involved in the hurly-burly of public and political life.  In other words, they should confine themselves to the sacristy.  But to understand the subject properly one must begin with what the Constitution says.  The constitutional command says: “No law shall be passed respecting an establishment of religion ...”  Immediately it can be seen that the command is addressed not to the church but to the state.  It is the state, after all, which passes laws."


http://opinion.inquirer.net/inquireropinion/columns/view/20100308-257275/Fundamentals-of-church-state-relations

Quote from: chicogon on July 21, 2011, 01:06:37 AM
The Church has argued that that principle prevents the state from imposing a birth-control program that violates a genuine Catholic conscience, which is shaped not by superficial opinion fed by a superficial press but by Catholic instruction. Some may not believe this but Catholics must. It is the same with the Iglesia ni Cristo which none dare defame because its bishops are made of sterner stuff than their Catholic counterparts.

...and risk being denied the iglesia ni cristo block vote during elections, which our retarded politicians continue to believe in.  meantime, that religious sect does brisk business with the government.  consider the hundreds of thousands of vehicle plate numbers.  that's an iglesia ni cristo church business with the government, which we end-users pay for.  no complaints, no protests, no bad publicity.  come on, we will always have religion in whatever form it takes.

who cares who hijacked one's name for the other?  their's not to reason why, their's but to do and fly.

on a magical winter's night...

at christmastime...

ayayay, ma-kompleto man kaha ang 12 days of christmas ani tungod sa pear tree ni fr chic...
(ikaw gyod, hubag, naa man god kay partridges...)

tinanom ni nimo, fr chic?  hagashas tuod ning pear, pero i will take it hands down compared to mabolo or tambis.

ang itlog sa kuto ani mora sad ug itlog sa pugo kadak-a.

i truly love kermit!  and his song is one of my all-time favorites.

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on July 21, 2011, 06:58:27 AM

Isla, abi nakog gi regalo na ang SPRATLY ni Goyang GMA sa mga Tsik-in!

pyawsingi!  ilegalo ni goyang dat which is olledi mine, akolding to my histoly?

Quote from: chicogon on July 21, 2011, 01:06:37 AM
Damn the bishops for taking it lying down

Source: http://www.businessmirror.com.ph/home/opinion/13826-damn-the-bishops-for-taking-it-lying-down
FREE FIRE by Teddy Locsin, Jr.

aaahhh, one of my favorite writers; a choice cut.  thanks, fr chic!

QuoteThe issue of the bishops’ Pajeros was from the start an obvious demolition job directed at the Catholic Church so as to weaken its resistance to the birth-control bill which is immorally premised on the hope and proposition that only the select few (who can afford it) deserve to be born into the next generation.

not, for the life of me, will the church weaken its stand.  but it may weaken the support of the faithful.  we can only hope not.  rumored pajeros have nothing to do with the odious project of having fewer of us only because it would mean more mouths to feed.  (since when did poverty become a blight, or a sin?)

QuoteI have elsewhere conclusively proved, in an article of Tolstoyan proportions and Kantian acuity, that the bill has only slimmest relevance to reproductive health and women’s empowerment, while Nobel laureate Amartya Sen proved that educating women better empowers them to say “no” to more children than their mates can pay to maintain.

The real and only purpose of the misleadingly labeled reproductive-health bill is to enforce artificial birth control on a rampantly randy colored race through the free distribution of expensive contraceptives (not covered by the Cheaper Medicine Act) to be sold by the giant pharmaceutical firms that are bankrolling the RH bill. There is no birth-control program anywhere in the white world.

right on!

QuoteTo continue, the vehicles purchased by the bishops with money given by the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office were not Pajeros but second- even thirdhand utility vehicles for social work. None of the vehicles could be describedâ€"as the PCSO and government spokesmen repeatedly liedâ€"as luxury or even remotely midrange.

The government’s aim in exposing the donations was to make the bishops look like crooks, the Catholic Church like a den of thieves, and Aquino like Jesus driving the moneychangers from the Temple.

huh?  when, then, is the crucifixion?  too bad the virgin mother went ahead (aka tita cory; allusion for purposes of teddy boy's article only, with apologies).

in fairness to p-noy, his surprise at what, if anything, has he got to do with this revelation of a pcso "scandal" (as quoted in another thread somewhere here in tb), is worth second thoughts.  but then, well... as they say, leadership responsibility counts.

QuoteBut the Aquino administration, though its credibility is now shattered, did succeed in arousing Catholic contempt for the Catholic Church, especially among its stoutest defenders.

i may hazard to guess that not all is lost.  at least, there are defenders who will defend the church to the death, even in tb.

QuoteAll right-thinking and right-feeling Catholics now despise the Church for allowing our religion to be insulted, traduced, shamed and dragged in the mud with no more resistance than a Jew in a ghetto in a pogrom. Christ counseled humility but not shame; forgiveness but not submission.

The history of the Catholic Church is one of proud assertion and militancy born of the conviction of its infallibility. The timidity of the Filipino Catholic Church strongly suggests that its bishops no longer believe in the truth of the Church or in its imperishability despite Christ’s promise that he had built her on unyielding rock and not on the rolling pebbles of public opinion.

this, too, shall pass.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2011, 09:25:01 AM
Ikaw kay Tsik-in man, tubaga kuno ko sa imong native tongue bi...

spratlys a kho nah, beeehhh! 

hire the flunkers; they will lead very interesting lives up to the end.

at the end of the rainbow, where's the pot of gold?
or are we only to find that the story's all been told?

well, then, we will just hope that sir fdaray can give us those common names.

sureness ko gilamian gyod ka ana, bay hubs.

please lang, bay hubs, isuwat ra god intawon ug apil ang mga pedestrian names ani nila.  malooy tawon ko sa akong nine-year-old nga akong ingnon nga 'that is the fruit of a cocos nucifera' kun mokaon siyag butong.  kun motudlo ko niya kun unsay anahaw, angay paba kong moingon nga 'that is an acoelorrhaphe wrightii'?  ambot ba ning scientific names nganong lisod-lisoron pa man ta...

nagtripping na man kag buwad, bay hubs.  i-post pod bi ang buwadsanga.  malipay na ko bisag si buwadsanga imong i-post.

Quote from: taga tigbao on July 20, 2011, 02:40:57 PM
Wa pa pud ko kakaon ug mabolo kay sauna mokaon na unta ko aruy kay gihadlok man mi nga di kono ahilamon ang bunga kay mura kono ug til-as kakatol basta mahikapan. Na, hangtud karon wa jamo na ko katilaw.

Di pud ko lamian anang bunga sa rattan Te Islex. Aslom nga unsa ba. Lainon!

tinuod gyod, tigs, nga morag til-as kakatol ang mabolo.  mao to nga inudnod una sa semento aron makuha ang balhibo sa panit nga maoy katol.  as for rattan fruit, na-type ni nako kay ganahan kog aslom sa bata pa ko.  aw, hasta aslom nga baho type gihapon nako sa una, hehe.  bitaw, naa pod tingaliy rattan fruit nga tam-is.  naatlan lang tingali kag aslom ambot kaha ngano.    

Safety is always stressed by Mercedes-Benz, as demonstrated in the F 200 Imagination by the first-ever window airbag, which inflates itself across the side walls and considerably reduces the risk of head injuries in side crashes and rollovers.  Since the coupe study does not have a conventional steering wheel, the front airbags are incorporated in a kneepad underneath the dashboard. 

Instead of conventional rearview mirrors the experts employ a video system with five permanently installed minicameras.  Four of them are discreetly concealed in the roof frame struts on each side of the car and, out on the road, constantly have an eye on the areas next to and behind the F 200 Imagination.  The fifth camera is in the rear bumper and automatically switches on when the vehicle backs up. The images appear on various monitors in the vehicle interior where the conventional mirrors otherwise would be located.

In passing, so to speak, the F 200 Imagination also showed what a large, modern coupe might look like â€" heralding essential design features of the Mercedes-Benz CL which debuted in 1999.  The F 200 Imagination has a transparent roof to flood the interior with light.  Its special feature: the electro-transparent glass can be darkened at the push of a button to avoid excessive heating of the interior due to strong insulation. The glass has an intermediate layer, a liquid crystal film made of electrically conductive plastic. Electric current causes its crystals to array themselves so that the glass is transparent. In the meantime, this roof can be purchased in a car built by DaimlerChrysler: the Maybach 62. 

In the sum of its characteristics, the F 200 Imagination is a pioneering research vehicle, particularly its electronics, which enable new concepts and will play a bigger role in future cars.  Of course, they must be subjected to intensive testing before they go into production. The F 200 Imagination played an important part in this and was forerunner of a Mercedes-Benz SL of the R 129 series that was equipped with electronic steering and sidesticks for test purposes in 1998 and thoroughly road-tested. 

Some of the findings: steering, braking and accelerating using a sidestick do require one to learn to think differently, but open up new dimensions in respect of driving dynamics, ride comfort and handling safety. The steering ratio and steering forces can be made variable and adapted to the particular situation â€" differently for parking than for negotiating a fast curve.  To brake, the foot no longer has to be moved from the gas pedal to the brake pedal, so that the driver can respond more quickly.


http://worldnewsandevents.blogspot.com/2009/04/mercedes-benz-scl600-new-stunning.html

The F 200 Imagination embodies the thoroughgoing networking of electronic systems.  One result is its advanced driving dynamics control.  The electronics recognize the driver’s commands as requests for a certain driving state â€" accelerate, brake, steer, reverse â€" and decide in a flash how to comply with the commands in the best and safest manner.  This is situational in nature because the computer utilizes the information of various sensors which tell it the road speed, wheel revolutions, engine revolutions, road condition and body motions.  Based on this data, the computer decides, for example, how sharply the wheels should be angled during cornering or what engine speed is appropriate for driving on a wet road.

The system is interlinked with the Active Body Control (ABC). Even when the going gets risky, the electronics keep the car safely on course through lightning-fast intervention in steering, braking, engine or transmission management and chassis control.  The driver can fully utilize the technical capabilities of his car without transgressing the physical limits â€" a genuine advantage for safety.  The electronically controlled rear spoiler system of the F 200 Imagination also assists him at this, setting itself upright in a flash and acting as a drag for better deceleration when an emergency braking situation is detected.

The F 200 Imagination research car presents further innovative technology. For example, the headlights featuring variable light distribution: Six individual reflectors in each module, each with a separate bulb, are switched on and off depending on situation and speed in order to provide optimal light for driving at all times without blinding oncoming traffic.  In curves, the light follows the wheel angle set by the driver, enhancing safety for night-time driving.  At high speeds on superhighways an additional spot reflector is engaged to better illuminate the roadway far ahead.  Innovations at the rear end too: the very compact taillight unit incorporates nine separate functions.  The inconspicuous turn signal is a slender, arched neon tube distinguished by high luminous power and long life.


http://worldnewsandevents.blogspot.com/2009/04/mercedes-benz-scl600-new-stunning.html

Does the car of the future still have a steering wheel and foot-operated controls?  The Mercedes-Benz F 200 Imagination, presented at the 1996 Paris Motor Show, serves to test a new ergonomics concept and is the product of the joint efforts of engineers and designers.  Sidesticks â€" little joysticks in the doors and the center console for steering and braking â€" replace the steering wheel.  This is impossible without electronic assistance, and so the technology is called drive-by-wire.

Where until now exclusively mechanical elements have existed which are directly activated by pulses of force emanating from the driver, these are now linked with electric and hydraulic actuators whose desired actions are determined by electronic pulses.  If the driver pushes the sidestick forward, the F 200 Imagination accelerates. If he moves the lever to the right or left, the vehicle steers to the right or left.  If he pulls the lever back, the vehicle brakes and, if desired, after stopping drives in reverse.  To get a little relief the driver can switch the system to the front seat passenger and his sidesticks.  Drive-by-wire is a technical solution entailing consequences â€" for the interior, for example.  If there is no more steering wheel and no more pedals, the passengers have more space and thus more comfort.  It also serves safety since the cockpit and the footwell can be designed completely different.


http://worldnewsandevents.blogspot.com/2009/04/mercedes-benz-scl600-new-stunning.html

Vehicle: F 200 Imagination

Introduced in: 1996

Where: Paris Motor Show

Goals: Testing of new ergonomics concepts based on drive-by-wire technology; cockpit design

Drive: Four-stroke spark-ignition engine, 12 cylinders, 6.0 liters displacement, 290 kW (394 hp), rear-wheel drive, 5-speed electronically controlled automatic transmission

Technical highlights:
-Sidesticks instead of a steering wheel: drive-by-wire
-Forward-looking driving dynamics control
-Active Body Control (ABC)
-Headlight system featuring variable light distribution
-Production launch as bi-xenon headlights with active light system in the Mercedes-Benz E-Class (W 211)
-Video cameras in place of a rearview mirror
-Electro-transparent panoramic glass roof: Production launch in 2002 in the Maybach 62
-Swiveling gullwing doors: Production launch in 2003 in the Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren
-Voice recognition for mobile phone: Production launch in 1996 under the name LINGUATRONIC in the Mercedes-Benz S-Class (W 140)


http://worldnewsandevents.blogspot.com/2009/04/mercedes-benz-scl600-new-stunning.html

gikuyawan ko anig tinuod ba kaha ning mercedesa o joke ra ni fr chic.  here's the result of my curiosity:

Mercedes Benz SCL600, New Stunning Design, Joystick controlled!

No steering wheel, you drive it with a joystick.  No pedals either.  Can you drive with a joystick?  Your kids and grandkids probably can.  The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't you say?

The new Mercedes-Benz SCL600" automobile â€" including technical innovations such as a joystick in place of a steering wheel, a video monitor in place of a rear-view mirror, and swiveling gull-wing doors â€" are difficult to classify as "true" or "false."  They are genuine photographs of a real car, but that car was constructed as a research vehicle, not as something to be made available for purchase by consumers (although some of its features may have been, or soon may be, incorporated into commercially-available models), and it isn't really "new" (in a technological sense), as it was introduced over ten years ago.

The [above-displayed] photos are pictures of DaimlerChrysler's F 200 Imagination -->F 200 concept study, produced by the Mercedes-Benz design team and unveiled at the Paris Motor Show in 1996 to show off "groundbreaking systems for improving safety and comfort in passenger cars" and demonstrate "just how technical innovations could open up new avenues for the styling of future top-of-the-range cars." 

The full DaimlerChrysler press release described the vehicle thusly:


http://worldnewsandevents.blogspot.com/2009/04/mercedes-benz-scl600-new-stunning.html

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2011, 10:19:48 AM
Hmm, classic beauty diay...

aherm, as classic as bisaya ug liwayway komiks, ayaw na lang apila ang bohol chronicle.

it is never healthy.  frankly, while i admire many things muslim, specifically arab, i cannot for the life of me understand how it works when one has two wives, never mind the maximum limit of four wives.

i know of people though who are on emotional life support, and for their own emotional survival they won't give up on a very bad relationship yet unless there's already someone else for them to fall back to.  i'll never forget this advice of a friend to another friend whose relationships were all devastating:  you rest first.  don't jump from one failed relationship to another; give yourself time to ask yourself what it is you really want.   

sorry, am no singer.  besides, mas masaypan kong si cleopatra ko nungka si lady gaga. 

mantinir na lang ko ani... way diperensiya sa brand, pareha pa gyod ang placement sa logo, sure pod ko nga naay manobela.

unsaon tuod ani pag-drive nga wa may manobela? 

kadaghan ba anang pindutonon.  di ko ani uy, makalibog.  dawaton lang nako ni kun ihatag from pcso funds. 

guwapo pa gyod ang logo kay di na maputol ug kawat sama sa usual nga gitungtong sa atubangan.

sleek.  truly a beauty.  whew!

when she first came out as a regular girl singer, she didn't get much notice.  her fashion sense changed all that.  now she's everywhere.

roses are red


violets are violet


sugar is sweet


but not as sweet as you.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 19, 2011, 09:19:24 AM
Hmm, angay ning labayon og bato aron bawsan tag pan...

unya, nagnganga pod ka pareha niya, na-shot ang pan sa imong baba, nagdala ug atuli.

which means this is way, way more decent. 

and the blue skies.
and the polluted sea waters.
and the face of your friend.

Lady Gaga and her painted eyelids and spiked ensemble

In this photo, Lady Gaga is exhibiting eyelids with large eyeballs painted on them. Is this the stuff of nightmares? Yes. Is it even scarier that I didn't even bat an eye to the rest of her outfit? Absolutely. This is what Lady Gaga does. This is not what you do.
Photo by: Jon Sarto/WireImage


http://shine.yahoo.com/event/the-thread/fashion-we-cant-get-away-with-but-celebs-can-2511958/#photoViewer=9

going to a street protest, safely.

arang baya si ondoy...


more imaginative than improvised.

hahaha!  mora hinoon si man in blue ug french legionnaire tungod sa iyang helmet.  may bearing pa siya.  btw, naa bayay helmet sa iyang atubangan.  why man gyod nga nipili siya sa balde?  duda kog gihimong orinola ang helmet ani da...

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2011, 05:12:08 PM
He he, ang nahiagom sa tudlo ra tingali maoy makasulti...

come on, di baya makasulti ang ilong sa tag-iya sa mga tudlo...

tingali sama pananglit sa...

"ala, pang-aplas na sa omega pain killer, dayon bitad sa abol sa imong dug-an aron di ka panuoton." 
(hambot hinoon hasa ni dapit sa bohol.) 

Quote from: Lorenzo on July 18, 2011, 07:17:02 AM
If my memory serves me right, Isles' mother is from Valencia.

Quote from: chicogon on July 18, 2011, 04:15:59 AM
Ms Isles, kadungog ko imo daw pod kagikan is Balingsya... ikaw man daw to si Ms McTan Isle de Guadalupe 

mahay ko da why wa ko nganli ani... tubag gyod unta ko dayon kun naay moingon, 'ms mctan isle de guadalupe, bayre na tawon ang imong utang...'

yes, mom's from valencia.  her grave's there.  she passed away when i was hardly in my teens.  our father saw to it that she returns to her beginnings. 

Quote from: chicogon on July 18, 2011, 04:06:03 AM
Surambaw morag bolinaw nga ge sabaw
Sa kinilaw gihidlaw kay ang suka hamabaw
Ang bahaw gehukad na mora na intawon ug pao
Lawas sama sa butakaw sa mantika gihidlaw

Tulay:
O Marikit si kinsa ba ikaw?
Balik na nganhi, usba ang pag tikaw-tikaw
Kung hilig mo ang bayle o yanong sayaw
Ngari lang sa TB kay daghang nag karaw-karaw.

my badness, surrender na ko ani kay naa nay bridge; mabuwasot unya koh.

Quote from: hubag bohol on July 18, 2011, 06:02:17 PM
Undanga na Inday Marikit ang imong paglatagaw.
Umari ka aron taposon mo ang among pagtuaw
Ug aron ang among mga alindasay makahungaw--
Ingon man ang among mga hinagiban nga gasinaw...

imong hinagiban gitaya na, ondoy
undanga na lang ang imong pangandoy
maingon sa ngipon nga daw magipod
ang tay-ang hinagiban daling mapodpod.              

aw, kun female wati, never underestimate gihapon.

igo ra ta sa kasuko aning mga hayopa ni.  kun naa lang unta tay mahimo...

mahadlok na man hinoon ko ani mopauli sa cebu; di na man diay ta safe sa atong kaugalingong balay.

tubaga na lang na si hubag ug kinatsila o arabo ba kaha, mags, aron daghan tang malingaw.

hard-boiled eggs lagi ang gawas, da.

great pics, even in this thread of 'cars and automotive'.

pasagdi ning mga tb surambaw
harmless pa ni sila sa kabaw
ang kadasig ray nagpatigbabaw
kun tinud-on di ni sila mabaw.

coda:  kay ang kinaham makig-ilog rag bahaw.

(mao nga... come on in, kit, and bring 'em on.)

diay mas desidido kay mas ganahan ug great outdoors kay sa indoor sa train.

ngilngig ni si sir kay nahug pa gyod sa iyang katre...

ang favorite pets ani nga mga sleeping beauties kay goldfish kay ilang gisundog ang baba.  kining mga pormaha gi-photoshop ani ang laway nga nidagayday paingon sa dunggan.