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Post na Ms Jaja, excited nako makakita...

Wala man si you-know-who-you-are karon, ms jaja...

nag dancing dancing man to siya daw karon...

So funny, my cousin just sent me a bunch of old pics sa akong email...gi scan lang daw niya, I guess na miss niya ang mga times nga kami mga tsikiting pa...

So here's my contribution to this thread, and to oblige dodong's request for a pic...

C2H4 -- bata pa gani, kusog na mo laklak ug coke 

Miss Bambi,

Is he a good person? Does he have a good heart?

Quote from: Bambi on September 22, 2007, 08:22:20 AM
C2....that is why we are giving Mike a hint to write his poems or a book and we could be having a big deal.

I will secure this book in the Phils by Dec.....as what you said........is interesting

If Mr Admin compiles his poems into a book, I'll buy it.

Ahahaha!

Dili ko anang Stephen Hawkings kay dili na kaya sa akong power...

ikog sa pagi para sarap to da bones

Quote from: Hajji on September 22, 2007, 12:06:38 PM
abi nakog murag dalmatian imo hair! hahahahahah!

bwahahaha puede pud Mr Hajji

Mao jud!

Unsa man ni si Mr Sigbin oi, now you see, now you don't...



PS. Luoy lang intawon si Miss Ginger, kanunay man indyan...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 22, 2007, 08:33:51 AM
paresan ug uyap nga gi gisa unsa gani nang uyapa?



12 yrs na ko wa katilaw ana

wala diay na sa LA, ms belle?

daghan man na sa filipino stores

Miss Bambs,

bilib jud ko nimo...

maayo ka mo interpret

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 22, 2007, 10:23:22 AM
haha, i know..baga jud no? tell you a secret that my parents dont know...i had it trimmed recently lol! thanks 'te. Show me a pic of you !!!

Oh my! so you're trimming your brows na? hehehe, you're becoming a full-blown metrosexual! oh pls, pls, pls don't tell me, dodong...that you're also waxing your chest hair!!!



PS. dodong, give me a week to photoshop my pic, then maybe I can show it to you.

Miss Melrose: you do have beautiful hair...bisan sa avatar nimo, klaro nga healthy and shiny...

Miss Belle: believe me, my hair makes me look like Cruella de Ville...

Hahaha!

Quote from: Bambi on September 22, 2007, 08:04:07 AM
Hoy Ginger, asa raman to magtuwad ron si Sigbin?   Abi nimo.......perting mga brighta nang ilang kaliwat, maajo paliwatan Day....imo lang beauty ha?

ahhhh, brayt ra diay...apili ug guapo kay basin si Mr Sigbin na pud ang mag mug-ot ani...

Hehehehe!

I read Rich Dad, Poor Dad in college. Being a member of a networking company, gi require mi mobasa ani, this is their bible.

I was impressed pud ani nga libro adto nga time. But I learned that Kiyosaki never actually made a lot of money prior to his publishing this book. Of course, he's a millionaire now. But the bulk of his millions actually comes from the royalties and sales he gets from his books and merchandise connected sa mga libro niya. In fact, he never really had a "rich dad". The rich dad never existed. And even Kiyosaki admitted that.

Kinda disappointing lang.

But the book is still good though.

 

Another Va-va-voom female:

Scarlett Johannson

Here's another Botticelli-ish diva:

Salma Hayek



She's even more beautiful now that she's pregnant.

Ahahahahaha!

She's an actress, Miss Bambs. Her name's America Ferrera. She stars in the show, Ugly Betty. She was also in the movie, The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, which I absolutely loved.

Good idea by Miss Ginger, Mr Admin...

A book of poetry would be nice...

Siguro pud Miss Ginger, as we get older mas mura'g makasabot na ta nila...because we realize that the world is not just black and white. There's a lot of grey areas in this great adventure we call living.

Kita man gud mismo, na realize nato nga daghan pud tang faults, mao na mas forgiving ta sa mga faults sa uban.

Quote from: Bambi on September 22, 2007, 07:20:44 AM
Until I will reach at the age of 70 year old, I hope and pray that you and your Queen happily living together with all your princes and princesses and they will inherit your intelligence and her beauty. Good luck!

Hahahaha!

Ikaw jud Miss Bambs, siaw jud ka. So, dili diay puede maliwat ang nawong kang Admin, ang brain ra diay?

Hehehehe!

Mura'g feeling jud nako, guapo nang atong Admin. Klareks man sa iyang avatar, bisan medyo nagtakilid.

Hahaha!

Oh my! The infamous bulgor! I remember my Tia Linda, who was a teacher and the school board treasurer, telling me, "C2H4, ari dire sa canteen, tabangi mi'g luto sa bulgor kay hapit na mag recess, daghan mga estudyante na mag linya!"

Another Pinoy Pride.

Dili na ako oist, Mr Admin.

How I wish!

Hahahaha! Nagsulti lang ko's tinuod Miss Ginger 

Miss Bambs, dili na ako oi. How I wish! 

Pare-pareho ra atong mga Papa, Mr Admin.

He was never violent though, in fact he's one of the most kalma people I know.

I love him, pero hangtod karon, I still have conflicting emotions kung bahin na niya. I probably view him better as a father than my mom views him as a husband. I am more forgiving of his faults.

He was never a father figure to me, or to my brother and sister. But he does love me in his own way, in the best way he knows how.

In fact karon, kung mag storya mi, mura nalang mi'g barkada.

Mr Admin, we might not have the world's model fathers, but they're still God's gift. And that, we should always be thankful for.

She reminds me of you, Miss Ginger.

I think you're really sexy. And gorgeous! I enjoyed looking at your pics...flawless kaayo ka dai.

Ingon pa ni Beyonce, "you're bootylicious, baby!"

Sakto gyud ka Admin.

Mismo ako, I've always liked chubby guys kay lami kaayo gakson, mura'g teddy bear. Akong banana diay, mura'g polar bear. LOL

Ug sa mga babae pud, I think curvy women are better eye-candy than the starving model look.

Here's an example of what I find most attractive:

America Ferrera -- Ugly Betty star

So true, miss belle...to be old in America is to live a lonely, lonely life...

They are so hungry for love and affection kay mura'g gi dismiss naman lang gud sila by the rest of society as an afterthought. This is why I think our lolos and lolas are so much luckier coz they have their children and grandchildren showering them with much needed attention.

Daghan kong alaga nga mga tiguwang sa una nga lonely kaayo. Even their own children don't care about them. They live alone in their house, with only a pet to keep them company. Although wala sila nag kuwang sa material things, pobre kaayo sila in terms of love.

Mao bitaw mag huna2x ko's akong lola sa Pilipinas, medyo ma comfort nalang ko bisan mingaw kay I know she is surrounded by so many people who love her. Mag sige pa gani siya'g laag, mag uban2x sa akong sister mosuroy sa malls.

Mr Admin,

I am truly sorry.

Does your father get violent kung mahubog na?

I feel like I know where you're coming from, I know somewhat of what you went through...

Any form of addiction is horrible, it rips families apart.

My father was a big gambler. Hilig kaayo sa una mag buwang, mag sugal ug manok.

ahahaha!

murag mas kinky man hinuon nang handcuffs, Miss Ginger

Quote from: Bambi on September 22, 2007, 06:21:21 AM
Hello C2H4!

Probably these books are also in English version because they are World best seller man..especially from Ms. Corinne Hofmann life story. (Just a short one- she was in vacation in Kenia with her engaged man- they came from Switzerland and then she saw this Massai man (krieger-Massai warrior) and it started the love story.  Believe it or not I had read that ist book one night and one day, wana ko ma-ukang bisan ug malibang na lang kay perting thrillinga man.)  It was translated in 16 languages. From her story..you will know what really love is.  The first book was filmed in German too, very inspiring kaajo lagi- Could be in English titled The White Massai.

Thanks, Miss Bambs, will check that out.

Do you know of any interesting non-fiction books?

Oist, you watched Oprah diay pud, ms da binsi?

Ning tan-aw bitaw pud ko. I finally got off work early enough to watch Oprah. The episode itself was interesting. I got sort of intrigued with Middlesex, might borrow one from the library. I'm still thinking about it though, coz the book looks so massive, and really, I'm not as interested in fiction as I used to be. 

But I'll go to the library tomorrow, definitely. Akong basahon tong imong Empire of the Ants, at least dili kaayo siya baga.

Si MR Admin, gitangkal daw ingon si Miss Ginger...

tsk, tsk, tsk...

ka hadlok ba sa mga eskwelahan na oi...

Puro man ni German Miss Bambs...

dili ko makasabot ani...

Mr Admin,

Naa unta'y pic para makit-an namo ang byuti of another Boholana

What's an impoverished hunting knife?

Anyways, ka grabe pud violent kaayo reaksyon sa amahan oi.

Nganong iya man intawon gipatay, ka bata pa kaayo, only 16 years old. Karon kung naa na sya sa prisohan, unsaon naman lang niya pag protect iyang dalagita puhon? Samot na mag sige'g hubog2x nang bigatlong bataa.

Quote from: Ginger on September 22, 2007, 05:23:19 AM
Sigbin na bitaw! hahahaha

Bahala'g gwapo basta boutan.

ayyy...

murag si MR Sigbin jud imong gi describe da...

Do post some pics of you with Miss Ginger...

Have fun in Norway!

Ikaw sa answer, Miss Ginger...

What kind of sigbin...aww...man diay...are you looking for?

Kuyawa pud anang gitangkal oi. Hahaha!

Mag bakasyon mo sa norway, Miss Happy?

Miss Bambi, Hello! Miss you!

Miss Happy, when I was driving home from work ganina, the low-gas signal light came on in my car. So I decided to stop by a gas station, something I've never done by myself. Akong banana man gud kanunay tig butang gas sa akong car. So when I was at the gas station, I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to pump gas. Hahaha! Finally, I had to approach the person on the next pump, and ask for his help. Sooo embarrassing! That was really a blonde moment for me.

Quote from: Melrose on September 21, 2007, 01:58:46 PM
al-alan man ta! lagi mike, manlibre ko nimo og chowking inag-uli nimo. o di kaha, balut ug beer sa pantalan!

mike is an intelligent and charming (but shy) person. He's a catch!

Miss Melrose, I think he's been caught na.

saba diha teng oi, mo second the motion pud kang Hajji nga virgin ka

hahahaha

daghan na mo

hehehe, murag wala na Miss Ginger

Dodong, cute kaayo imong kilay...

Baga ayo, mura'g ka Danilo Barrios

ay kalami anang mangga nga hilaw2x ug hinog2x oi

hehehe

ambot unsang klaseha nga pana

Quote from: Ginger on September 22, 2007, 04:43:06 AM
Di naka ni Brad Pitt? Girlash na pud imuha?

Hahahaha! I just like curvy women, I think they're sooooo beautiful.

This is for dodong Lorenzo....enjoy!



Don't you just love the curves on that girl, dodong?

I am so in love with her right now!

Miss Ginger: Ayyy! Kalami! Inom pud ko wine beh...I might cook dinner tonight. I might, kung dili motukar akong pagka lazy. I might also make me some fuzzy navel...yum yum yum!

Dong: how's your day? What are your plans for the evening?

Miss Ginger, unsa'y imong dinner?

Hello Miss Ginger!

What time diha ron?

How's your day?

Quote from: Ginger on September 22, 2007, 04:25:46 AM
Mari, mawala man na'ng standard tanan ug ma igo sa pana ni cupido.

Mura'g na igo na gani Miss Ginger noh? pero dili cupido ang naka igo...sigbin...

Hello peeps!

Just got off work. Friday is my favorite day! Yey!

Miss Melrose, mura'g dili naman available atong mga boys dire...

si Mr Mohandis nalang ang nagpabilin nga putli, or so he says...

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 21, 2007, 11:53:05 AM
di oi 'te! Why dont you post a pic of your hair, lemme see.

Next time na, dodong. Ako sa plantsahon. Hehe.

Miss Melrose: na intimidate man ang mga cats dire sa imong beauty...

mauwaw mo raise sa ilang hands

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 21, 2007, 10:40:33 AM
why do you say its ugly, 'te? Does it have eyes and a nose or something? hahahaha jp jp

At least your hair doesnt become an afro!! Last time i didnt cut my hair for 2 months...and it was like a wavy fro hahahaha...

Yes, dodong. My hair's a monster! It's worse than Amy Winehouse's beehive.

I hate my hair.

Ugly, ugly, ugly 

yeah, limpyo man siya Ms Mari...

ok ra pud ang amenities...

Quote from: gagiers on September 20, 2007, 07:44:48 PM
wala to nako siya gibasted oi kay wala man to manguyab  maayo ra pod ug wala siya manguyab kay ug ing ingon pa to, aw lahion pod nako pagbastid oi...ako sad basteron in a nice way...dili pod tawn nako ingnon nga pangit kay sa pagkatinood, ang mga uyab nako sauna, dili baya gwapo..sigi ko nila kataw-an but whatever their physical apperance is, they are still the most handsome guy for me hehehhe kay love gud nako..i dont care if they will say nga pangit akong uyab hehhe

hitsuraan baya pud tong taga CDO gags 

ahahahaha!

may asim pa yang si ms belle

Quote from: swakee on September 21, 2007, 06:44:14 AM
Ikaw Ashton, nganong ni-resign man fud ka didto sa Bolanon?

ahahaha! kana swaks! banati si ashton 

Quote from: swakee on September 21, 2007, 06:50:04 AM
C2H4... dugay ang epek anang calamansi oi... i-tawas na!

Ahahaha! muna muna diay nudnod swaks?

joke lang! 

Quote from: swakee on September 21, 2007, 06:22:15 AM
...it's anoder syeetty day in paradise... hot, clear blue sky, cool ocean breeze... suckkkssss!!! (bwahahahaaha!)

hi swaks, back in the swing of things jud ha. 

dis-a ra man ka oist? ning kalit man lang ka ka wala...

Ok. 

I've a feeling you'll also like James Herriot's books, esp nga love kaayo nimo si Louie...

Hahahaha!

Karon pa ko naka kita sa award ni Mr Mohandis nga virgin....

Hahahaha!

Ambot lang kaha tinuod ba jud...unsaon pag prove nga dili man na ma prove 

Ang akoa jud, to go to heaven...

hadlok man gud ko dili ko kasulod sa heaven kay maldita man ko 

Unsa man imong role sa Mr and Mrs Sigbin the movie, ms belle...

anyways, i looked up Empire of the Ants sa library miss belle, naa'y available copy, so I'll try to borrow that this weekend...

I also have some book recommendations that I thought you might like, posted it under the fiction thread...

Naa unta ta'y Book Club ms belle noh? mura'g pareha ni Oprah ba, ahehehehe...

anyways, nyt nyt na. See you tomorrow! Can't wait for the weekend so I can dokdok all day and all night!

Ms Belle,

naka try naka'g basa sa mga books ni Erma Bombeck ug ni James Herriot?

Try daw basa ana nila Ms Belle, these authors are among my faves of all-time...ilang mga libro, it's not the heavy mental-calisthenics kind, but it'll tug at your heartstrings...they comfort the soul.

Unsa man gud ning mga classics ba?

Tolstoy, Thackeray, Austen, Dostoevsky, Alcott, Dumas, Dickens, Twain...hehehe, bisan si Dante gidaginot pa gyud nako...

I tried to read all of them in college, wala man gihapon na improve akong IQ. Ambot if they made a difference in my life. 

Mr Admin, naa ka'y ma recommend nga books nga nindot?

Ayaw nang novels kay gipul-an nako'g fiction, gusto nako true-to-life...

Mr Admin,

It's not that these people are evil, it's just that they know they can get away with it. We have so many laws, but all these are effective only on paper. Wala man gihapon epek.

In other countries, politicians cannot do these things nga harap harapan because they know they can't get away with it.

Most crimes go unpunished in our country, unfortunately. And crimes committed by politicians, more so.

So what's to stop them from being corrupt? Nothing...

Being a politician in our country is being immune from punishment. Our politicians fear nothing and no one.

So, yes, our political system is hopeless.

magka unsa, Mr Mohandis?

It's useless to make proclamations nga ing-ani nga kesyo economic upsurge...wala na'y gamit if the people don't feel it.

The day's almost over. I had a good day today. Nothing overly dramatic happened. Worked with my favorite girl, Kaitlyn, so work was a breeze.
MIL made dinner, burgers and hotdogs. Wala na gyud pag-asa ang diet2x ani.

Quote from: gagiers on September 20, 2007, 10:10:10 AM

hoi, supak jud ko ana..wala jud bolanon nga pangit .....if bolanon ka, then gwapa jud ka hehhehhehe

aha! ga deny jud ka gags! that's not what you told me last night...

hahahaha!

Quote from: gagiers on September 20, 2007, 10:47:03 AM
tinood bitaw hehhehe usa man lingaw nimo diha oi?

wala ko'y lingaw oi. abi nako manawag ka? wala jud...

Quote from: gagiers on September 20, 2007, 10:48:18 AM
ako kay diretso jud ko mobastid...wala nay paliko liko oi kay looy pod ang lalaki nga magdahom tawn unya wala diay toy mahimo

gi unsa nimo pag busted gags?

sorry, wala ka'y chance kay wala jud ko naka gusto nimo kay panget imong face...

hehehe! ing-ana ba imong sulti, gags?

I truly admire our country's teachers.

I cannot imagine how hard it must be for them to do their job properly, when they have very limited resources.

So, Mr Admin, in the four months that Tubag Bohol has existed, what have you learned so far?

what's salcon?

Wow! Pinoy Pride!

And this was all made possible by Filipinas who make nudnod Extraderm to their face every night so they can look like Kristine Hermosa.

People these days just sue anyone for anything.

Lawyers must stay pretty busy, huh?

ms da binsi,

were you a nurse in Cali? in a hospital or nag private nurse ka?

Mr Sigbin,

nahitabo naman na karon...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 19, 2007, 10:02:15 PM
all i know nga relo gyud na sha.....

yes, ms belle...kanang citizen, relo jud na siya

Barbaro, nganong ngita man ka'g virgin nga ikaw dili naman ka virgin? hahaha!

pasagdi nalang na si Mr Mohandis nga nangita siya ug virgin kay matod pa niya virgin pa man pud kuno siya...

danggit buwad ug vinegar nga naay sili...yum yum yum!

Sa Dumaluan nalang kay barato ra...

lami pa jud ilang pansit...

Nice one, Mr Admin...

Quite difficult to do though...

Mr Admin,

what do you call a person who has neither?

knowledge and common sense, I mean...

Quote from: gagiers on September 20, 2007, 10:02:51 AM
hahaha wala jud ka kalimot ha...katong sa CDO? manghod nako ug pila ka days lang oi hehehhehe manghod japon hehhehe

Hahaha! grabe kaayo ka ka technical ha 

Quote from: gagiers on September 19, 2007, 08:05:24 PM

sus walay pangit nga bolanon oi hehhehe

hahaha! diha ka nasayop gags!

naa'y panget oi...kaila man gani ka.

Hahahaha! Wa'g mag deny!

Quote from: Sigbin II on September 19, 2007, 05:52:52 PM
Any job?  An assassin with unlimited financial backing, appropriately secure headquarters, and a reliable information network.

So you are Brad Pitt to Miss Ginger's Angelina Jolie? 

The Bol-anon version of Mr and Mrs Smith...

kuyawa aning Mr Sigbin oi...

not only is he our resident philosopher dire...

he is also quite adept at interpreting OPM songs, esp. those of the Eraserheads...

Quote from: Bohol on September 19, 2007, 11:08:05 PM
Akoy mosumpay beh.

Kamong mga babaye kung basteron ninjo ang laki, bastera nalang ug tul-id-tul-id nga estorya kaysa ingnon mi ninyo nga "Pwede friends lang ta"? 

Mr Admin, kanang mga girls nga nag ing-ana, they were just trying to be nice and tactful.

Quote from: Ginger on September 20, 2007, 01:49:22 AM
so meaning to say, find a wife with waray blood (like me) ... mas nindot pa gyud tingali kay mixed with boholana.

Tinuod jud na Miss Ginger...my close friend is Waray. Grabe gyud siya, all of her ex-bfs were crazy about her. Even her husband now, grabe2x jud ka in lab niya. There must be something in Waray blood, Ms Ginger. Unsa kaha?

Quote from: gagiers on September 19, 2007, 08:17:07 PM
bams, base on my experience na oi ehhehhehe naa baya nakabutang ....tinood jud ka..not all young bana mga baliko ug utok hehhehhe lots of them are nice and good magmahal hehhehhe but in my case,tanan mga uyab nako sauna, puro mga manghod nako kay nagtuo man sila nga bata pod ko hehhehe but there's always a fight between us kay ako gusto man gud ko ug ginababy ko hehehhe

im happy for you that you have a very good and faithful bana and full of love 

gags, manghod diay to nimo si ehermmm? hehehe

abi nako ka age ra  mo adto niya 

Hahaha!