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I saw some pics of you nga ga paint ka.

Maybe you should do more paintings (like Miss Belle)...paintings of life in Tagbi.

I'd love to see that.

Ingon sila dili kuno maka damage ang rebonding, dili pareha sa traditional nga straightening?

Quote from: Hajji on September 30, 2007, 03:30:48 AM
Dili uy! Virgin pa baya ko!

I wish someone would de-virginize you, Mr Hajji. As a public service. 

Para ma undang naka sige hisgot sa imong pagka beergin.

Murag mao ni kanunay naa sa huna huna ni Mr Hajji.

Hahaha!

No thanks, kuntento nako aning akoa kay gaan ra.

Mao bitaw na akong nadunggan, Miss Mari.

Barato ra daw mga pa guapa sa Thailand.

Even plastic surgeries kuno, mga barato ra daw kaayo.

HaaaYyy, kalami i-uli oi para makapa rebond lang, pero mahal pud kaayo plete, mao ra estoryaha.

I like your hair Miss Mari. It looks healthy, just like Miss Melrose's.

Ngeks!

Grabeha pud ani, Mr Hajji oi.

Pila ka kilo man ning iyang totoy?

Bug-ata siguro ani

I have a ceramic iron, Miss Mari. But I don't use it that much kay mosamot unya ka damaged ning akong hair.

Wala pa jud ko ka try anang rebonding Miss Mari. Puhon puhon, kung makauli ko diha, I'll try that.

Nag inquire ko dire, ngeks, $600 ang rebonding. Patay! Mahal kaayo

Is it happening all over the country, or sa Bohol ra ning drastic increase aning ing-ani?

Quote from: Bohol on May 02, 2007, 03:38:55 PM

photo by erick photomurals of flickr.com

Ka cute sa tarsier oi.

Is it true that it can rotate its head a full 180 degrees?

Miss Mari,

nganong bored man ka diha sa Bohol?

Asa man diay imong palalabs?

Let's hope it was worth it, spending all that money.

And let's hope those girls were clean.

We don't want him to spend any more money on Inoflox.

Hehehe!

Dodong, you remind me of Bonifacio.

Oi, guapoha ni Wendell oi...

But Ethel Booba said nga not good in bed daw ni si Wendell, during an interview with DJ Mo.

There's another image nga dili ma view, dong.

The one nga naay "Mind of Its Own"

Miss Mari,

puede bayloan manok bisaya nang picture ni Mr Sigbin nga imong gitago tagoan?

Quote from: Bohol on September 30, 2007, 02:36:29 AM
There was this OPM:

"Kailangan pa bang ako ay tanungin,
kailangan pa bang sa'yo ay bigkasin,
na mahal kita at wala nang iba,
sa mata makikita ang tunay na damdamin." 

Unsa'y title ana nga song, Mike?

I think Mr Sigbin's eyes are sending a message to Miss Ginger, sila sila ra pud nakasabot.

So exciting...

This is truly sad. 

A lot of young doctors are now taking up nursing para maka abroad.

I can't see it too.

 

Mikey,

asa ka nga Jollibee ga work sa una?

Miss Mari,

nindot kaayo ang design, artistic jud ka Miss Mari...

Ganahan kaayo ko mag tan-aw anang mga french tips, pretty kaayo...

pero never pa ko nakatilaw ana kay kanunay mubo akong nails...

Hala!

Lalake diay ni si GEC?

I thought GEC was a lady...

Nindota sa mata ni Mr Sigbin oi...

Murag nagpangita ka Miss Ginger

murag si teng excited na mangusi...

mikey,

murag mas amgid ni Mike bitaw si Marco Sison...

I wonder pud kung maayo ba pud mokanta si Mike...

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 29, 2007, 09:28:23 PM
I read an article when I was in high school that his tongue was surgically modified to make it longer.

Really? that's sick 

Quote from: Happy on September 28, 2007, 08:17:44 PM
C2 be proud of your hair pud oist, isip pasalamat ba nga naay nitabon diha sa imong bagul-bagol hahah, ang ako man gani kay nipis kaayo ug buhok, proud gihapon ko kay at least dili tibuok nakong bagul-bagol ang makita

Bitaw Miss Happy, nakadawat naman  ko sa kamatuoran nga akong buhok kalkag jud siya. I can never have that straight, silky black hair jud.

At this point, I don't care anymore. Dah, nahalin na bitaw ko. Hahaha. My banana sees me when I wake up na murag wakwak, ok ra man niya. Wala man pud siya malisang.

I like your hair, Miss Happy. Nindot ang nipis.

Quote from: Franklin on September 29, 2007, 03:11:31 PM
C4H2,
Would you consider it hateful to wish that Paris Hilton might get eaten by a lion?
Because I do hope she does.

Yes, I'd consider that quite hateful, Mr Franklin.

But I don't care. I doubt if the lion would wanna eat her anyway, there's not enough meat in her.

PS. We are on a weekend avatar thing where we have to show our faces, where's yours, Mr Franklin?

Hi Miss Bambs!

You're pretty!

I love the wet-hair look

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 30, 2007, 12:35:32 AM
When i was a small girl, I was already a fanatic of Archie and i was wondering if he would marry Mr. Lodge's daughter, Veronica one day....    

Oh, I was addicted to Archie comic books too, miss belle. I saved money from my allowance para maka borrow ko'g archie sa bookshop nga magpa abang, tag dos pesos pa to per book sa tagbilaran sa una.

I still can't decide if Archie should be with Veronica or Betty. My favorite was jughead though. Grabe kaayo mo habhab pero niwang gihapon kaayo, in lab pa kaayo si Ethel niya.

good night, ms belle!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 29, 2007, 12:41:11 PM
china lagi...plato at iba pa.... nabuakan ra kuno ug tulo since 50 years back....


di gud ko katulog ana haaaaaay

ms belle, pag andam na jud lagi anang patid patid diha

hahaha

wahahaha

reklamo si teng

ahahahaha!

unsa man diay na nga set, ms belle?

wala man gud ko ka sabot sa blue and white 

Hehehe!

china set ba ms belle?

aw mag andam na jud ka'g special patid patid

hehehe

aw mangukay jud ko ba kung maka higayon ko.

Lipaya kaha no makakita ko'g Vera Wang gown for $5?

Hahaha!

wahahaha!

mao! daghan nang mga u-know-hu dire

Daghan sila.

Every port report nis Barbaro.

Dili nalang ko mag tell kay masagpaan ko's mga tsiks ni Barbaro.

Ubay ubay ra ba sila.

unsa naman bag-o nga barko cbu-tubigon teng?

sige ba ka uli sa Bohol?

tagpila na ang plete?

hahaha!

alkanse ang mga bugan nga makusian, mamuwa jud

unya nganong ikaw ra man usa sa ofc?

pag chat mong miss buenavista para getting to know each other dayon mo

Mura'g si Balagtas diay ni si Mike?

Miss Belle, naa diay Vera Wang gown sa Goodwill?

Wala ko ka bantay da.

YeY!

Nagpakita na jud si Barbaro sa iyang ka guapo...

Phillip Salvador of Bohol

Quote from: teng on September 29, 2007, 11:51:01 AM
saturday here mingaw kaau offce ako ra usa nag karawkaraw....

ka kugihan gud nimo teng, bisan saturday trabaho man jud ka

tua, ning 2nd da mosyon pud ning laing beergin

Quote from: Bohol on September 29, 2007, 12:07:23 PM
Ethyl, ajaw lagi ko tawga ug admin kay dili ko provincial administrator sa Provincial Capitol.
tam-is paminawon ang Mike. Ang admin manglimbawot akong balhibo.

Moadto ko sa Bangkok karon. 2 hours byahe. Naa koy final exam sa HRM nga subject.
Nia nagtuon ko sa Tubag Bohol para sa akong exam.

Tonight I might post names of people that I will be meeting today.

Okay Mike, basta ikaw mo ingon, mopa tuo jud ko.

From now on, you are Mike. And the word admin is strictly forbidden.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 29, 2007, 12:05:02 PM
C2, tinuod na imong kilay? nindot lagi sha,,,,

yes, ms belle, tinuod. baga jud akong kilay, if i didn't pluck my brows, mas baga pa sa ka dong bran...

I don't do a good job with my brows, ms belle...yours are perfectly shaped.

Quote from: teng on September 29, 2007, 12:02:58 PM
bwahahahah 24/7 diay imo mata C2 way piyong piyong....bogoy ni si admin jud ba....

mao lagi teng hehehe

oist pag contribute sa thread oi, kinsa imong mga na meet nga people today?

Quote from: Bohol on September 29, 2007, 12:01:06 PM
Ang buot kong ipaibot C2 nga 24-hour monitoring system imong mga mata ug well-equipped sa tanang wirings ug gadgets.

budlat man gud ko'g mata Admin, maong daghan ko makit-an, hahaha puede man gani ni mo rotate 360 degrees, murag exorcist lagi

hahahaha

ikaw Admin, who were the people you met today?

Quote from: teng on September 29, 2007, 11:57:21 AM
ang mata ni C2 nagdala ug come here

teng, sumpayi...come here and I'll kill you! hahaha!

guapoha nimo teng oi, guapo man diay ning mga taga Inabanga  

Dili ka mailhan teng nga adik ka ug kumbera

hahaha!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 29, 2007, 11:54:43 AM




isog bitaw na shag mata....

pero gwapa man ijang mata....


morag mangluba lagi....

hahahaha!

mura'g exorcist, ms belle?

hahahaha!

Quote from: Bohol on September 29, 2007, 11:52:29 AM
C2, you have an eye for the beautiful of the world.

Your eyes are like the Pag-asa satellite.

Ah kalain ni Admin oi, mura'g buot pasabot kay budlat ko'g mata  

I admit naa'y pagka tarsier ning akong eyes hahaha mura'g headlight sa sakyanan

Salig ni atong admin nga guapo, kung si teng murag si Piolo, si Admin mura'g si erik santos

pag praktis na ug declamation diha Admin

hehehe

oi mo puno ko'g donate, naa man ko'y mga native nga plato made of gungi, unya mag kuha nalang dayon ug dahon sa saging mao'y i-cover, para wala'y hugas2x...

native style unta inyong kasal teng, kanang kinamot nga style sa kumbera

ok ra na oi, ipa remedial test ra man daw ko ni Admin, or he'll give me a special project...

hehehe

I met a gorgeous customer today. Typical Nordic beauty--tall, slim, platinum-blonde hair, blue eyes...but man oh man, was she a major beeyotch.

She looked really good in slim jeans and stillettos, though.

ahahaha!

unsa nga ku-an?

Mr Admin,

bisan unsang estoryaha, sa mga loveteams ra gyud ma punta hahaha

Teng, inig kasal ninyong miss buenavista, mo donate ko'g bam-i ug lechon manok, ok?

Miss Belle, unsa imong pledge?

Hahaha! Daghan na ko'g pledge ani

ang lawas man gud ni Admin, Ms Belle, mo magnet sa mga vibrations anang WiFi so bisan asa na siya ma punta, connected to the internet na siya...

joke lang, Mr Admin...

hehehe unsa naman diay uso ashton?

si miss buenavista, mr teng...kay dalaga pa na...

kamo ang ika tulo nga loveteam sa TB, after the Bran-Jaja and Sigbin-Ginger loveteams

I know I'm in Bohol inig dunggo na sa Jadestar sa Tubigon, unya sugaton na dayon ta sa mamaligya ug kalamay.

hahaha!

unsa'y naa'y uyab? ingon si teng beergin pa siya?

hehehe! bakakon man diay ning lakiha...

oi teng, magpa autograph ko nimo kay mura ka'g si Piolo hahaha

posing ra ba kaayo

mao na kadto nabangga sa lawn mower ms belle?

ka sayang, waffa kaayo nga awto

Quote from: Bohol on September 29, 2007, 11:07:22 AM
C2, kindly re-upload your avatar. Size dimension has been changed.

basta ikaw mo ingon Admin, kurog ko...

Miss Belle, kani atong Admin mura ni'g vampira wala'y tulog2x...puede pud ni sya mag bilocate.

basin orange juice diet na ha?

kuyapan ta ana

 

lagi noh?

murag naked man si mikey ani...

whole body picture unta oi

oist guapo man diay ka teng, mura man ka'g si Piolo Pascual...

nganong wala pa man ka nahalin?

...took my breath away...

sayang, never pa jud ko naka anha anang bohol tropics...

Very beautiful, miss belle.

This is my favorite time of the year. The weather's perfect.

Good evening to all.

Bisan mag hiyak miss belle, dili jud kaya...mo escape gihapon ang bilbil.

Pang weekend ra ni nga avatar, Miss Belle. Request ni Miss Ginger ug Miss Happy.

Pero tungod kay ingon ni Miss Bambi nga mura kuno ko'g bold star, akong pulihan unya taud taud adtong pic nako nga pang bold star.

kani gyud si Miss Belle, mag apil2x bisan klaro kaayo nga seksi.

Quote from: Bohol on September 29, 2007, 06:35:57 AM
The baby C2H4 is now a lady.

Ngeh, mura'g commercial sa J&J, Mr Admin? Dugay ra ko nga lady oist, hapit naman gani ko ma antik.

Ikaw hinuon, the boy is now a gentleman kay nag 28 na ka.

Quote from: Bambi on September 29, 2007, 06:24:27 AM
If you will also like to see it too.........let us see ok?

i am sure you have not bilbil just basing from your sexy face.

Honestly, I'm sooo bilbilicious right now. I need to exercise para ma sexy ko pareha ni swakee nga nag bikini sa beach sa hawaii.

Hehehe, joke lang swaks.

Tinuod pud nang aromatherapy. I'm addicted to lavender right now...humot kaayo siya, relaxing jud.

Ako pud Miss Happy...I'm listening to Miss Ginger's song for Mr Sigbin right now.

Quote from: Ginger on September 29, 2007, 05:43:14 AM
pwede pud nimo i-photoshop akong hulagway ms ethyl? :d

Dili na kinahanglan Miss Ginger oist, you're perfect na.

Quote from: Bambi on September 29, 2007, 05:49:41 AM
Who are you?  You look like an actress in the Phils. playing bold scene....very sexy and pretty!   First...I welcome you to the new beautiful faces in TB!  WOW man mong tanan oi? I am  with your beauty!

Dina lang ko mogawas sa ahong unggoy ha!

Hahaha!

How I wish puede ko mag bold star Miss Bambi, pero dili kaya sa akong mga baby fats ug bilbil...

pagawas na pud na imong pretty face sa avatar oist, request ni Miss Ginger ug Miss Happy...

yes dodong, that's a photoshopped me.

Resulta ra na sa photoshop oist. Si Miss da Binsi jud ang true nga gwaffa. Pero basta mga boholana guapa jud oi.

Liwat ra ko ninyo. Basta mga guapa ta tanan.

Bitaw noh?

Makakita ko ni Michael, mo gana dayon akong imagination.

Yes dong, they're an item. Uwahi ka sa balita.

O kana ha, Miss Happy and Miss Ginger, klaro na jud kaayo ang dangas ana.

Hello Miss Happy! Imong banana mura'g hitsura man pud ni Clark Kent ba.

Miss Ginger, mao bitaw, ganahan kaayo ko anang Everything. Wala na gyud ko ka antos, ningpalit na jud kos CD ni Michael Buble, it's what I've been playing in my car. Pahuway sa kadiyot si Elliott Yamin.

Hello Dodong Bran,

how's school?

Miss Ginger, naa man ka'y lovelife ba, secretive lang kaayo mo ni Mr Sigbin sa inyong mga sabot sabot diha.

Ako nang gi post Miss Ginger, as per your request.

Miss Ginger, pag dedicate pud ug kanta para kang Mr Sigbin...

I watched the season premiere of Smallville last night, na imagine gyud nako nga pareha ka guapoha si Mr Sigbin ni Clark Kent (Tom Welling...haaaYyy!) unya ikaw pud si Lois Lane.

Quote from: Ginger on September 29, 2007, 05:16:31 AM
Ms Ethyl, gimingaw ko nimo oi...dis-a man kas niaging mga adlaw?

*i notice your avatar baya...wala'y close up ana?

Miss Ginger, ayaw nalang close-up, lisod na kay mohuot unya ming duha sa screen, pareho ra ba ming healthy. I've been busy with work Miss Ginger...haaaYyy, hapit na flu season dire, mag sugod na among flu shots...unya daghan mga bag-ong gi implement nga rules sa kompanya...anyways, I won't bore you with any of that crap...

How have you been? Musta ang lovelife?

This is such a cute song, dong.

I really like Matt White too. My favorite song of his is Love. I fell in love with that song in the movie, Little Manhattan. And then, gi play pud na adtong latest movie ni Mandy Moore, Because I Said So...or something like that.

Miss Jaja is one lucky girl.

Ay kaila pud ko anang imong gihisgutan Miss Bambi. I really liked them too, mga buotan.

Hello peeps!

My day was really good. We were so busy today. The weird people came in droves, mura'g full moon man tingali ron. I am so glad it's Friday, and it's payday! I'm still debating if I should cook dinner or just go to that Thai place again that I really like.

Kaluoy pud aning Pedro Zapeta oi. 

Grabe niyang pag antos for 11 years, gihaguan gyud intawon niya every dollar he ever earned.

Pero ingon man lagi sa balaud, ignorance of the law excuses no one. Sa iyang 11 years pud sa States, naning kamot pud unta siya to at least learn a little English, para maka assimilate siya bisan gamay. Also, even illegal immigrants can open bank accounts, iya nalang unta gi deposito...or bisan gipa Western Union nalang ba unta to niya in advance didto sa Guatemala.

It impressed me.

I admired the hotel manager's bravery. Don Cheadle was brilliant in this movie. Also, seeing those bodies on the roads nga nag linya, I was so shocked by the utter disregard for human life...for what? for belonging to a different tribe...hutus...tutsis...or whatever.

I distinctly remember reading about the Rwandan genocide. I was 14, in our high school library, reading AsiaWeek. And there were pictures of people lying dead on the streets...but being 14, I was either too young to care or too young to grasp what was happening.

Watching that movie, it was an awakening for me. That these things are happening now, all over the world...

so much hatred...violence...intolerance...

It's so scary...what humans are capable of...

Quote from: Bohol on September 28, 2007, 01:42:42 PM
This is a true story sa among baryo, Ate C2.

A man raped a young female cow and indeed he deflowered the cow.

After that, he was blamed for the long drought in our town.

Kaluoy pud sa baka oi, maayo gani wa ma buntis. Na traumatized gyud to for life. Grabe ra pud siya ka uwagan lakiha noh? Bisan baka wa gyud gipasaylo, gidaginot pa gyud intawon. Wala siya na uwaw sa iyang gibuhat? Arang2x nalang tong laki sa American Pie, at least ang apple pie ra iyang gipanamastamasan.

Since we're swapping true stories here, I have a small one of my own. Actually, it's my brother-in-law's...adtong grade 5 pa daw sila, naa sila'y classmate nga ginganlan ug Marie...kini daw si Marie, one day naka huna2x nalang siya ug paslak ug hotdog sa iyang v*g*na...grabe siguro pagka paslak, wala na ibot, she had to go to the ER. After that, she was known throughout the school as Hotdog Marie.

Have you seen the movie, Hotel Rwanda, Mr Admin? It is one of the most disturbing movies a person can ever watch in his lifetime. I remember sitting around tulala for days, just trying to digest and make sense of something so horrendous, so unspeakably violent.

I hope Paris is sincere sa iyang intentions ug dili lang ni publicity stunt to promote her "reformed ex-con" image. Pero kataw-anan kaayo kay bag-o lang she was heard saying that she wants to help children by giving away her hundreds of unused clothes and shoes to orphanages and hospitals w/ children suffering from cancer. Unsa kaha plano niya? Ipa mini-skirt ug ipa high heels ang mga bata? ngeks!