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A scholarship for those who have stopped studying in college but wants to continue?

kini jud si kuya vito, kulbaan man lang sad ta!

abi nku na unsa na ka te... still, i pray, be safe always

sus kuya, kanang rice shortage dri sa bohol dli na na "crisis waiting to happen". bug at na gali namo ang price sa bugas dri nga naa mi trabaho, unsa na kaha ang mga way klarong pangita

our government should put agriculture in center stage, wala man unta tay laing dapat saligan in terms of agri supplies kung di ang ato rang kaugalingong produce. we have a vast track of arable lands but our farmer's spirit are down, and the government, well, what do they care about those who are about to be added on the list of hungry poor!? they're so busy keeping appearances and "integrity", they fail to see the faces of the present "Masa", fighting this rice crisis and all they do is smile at cameras and say, "There's no such thing as a shortage of Rice supply in the future!"

what da!?

store keeper

Quote from: Ginger on April 05, 2008, 03:10:41 AM

Mao nay gi-ingon nga balik ta sa pasador...hahaha

What would you do if you meet a famous star and you had the opportunity to pose pero wala kay camera?

unsa nang pasador?... pasensya na po, galibog lang jud ko kung unsa na xa?

Quote from: teng on April 05, 2008, 10:44:01 AM
ahahahahhaaahah...pastilan asawaha...way ayo di mo sogot ug sogoon....aheheh

paita sad.. mao lagi na ba.. men can be so insensitive sometimes!

toinks! biblical explanation sa origin sa internet?! whew! hahaha;D

gaba jud kang lakiha ka! dah! nabawsan lagi! hihihi

Quote from: mawjood on November 22, 2007, 10:46:21 AM
The Pastor's Ass
   
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
 
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
 
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
 
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
 
The bishop was buried the next day.

 
     
 
     
 
     

wahahahaha! mao na lagi na ba!

mawjood! you made my day!:D

hello tanan, i'm from Belderol St.

kumusta?

so nice

do they need papers to cross to the other island?

i could not or don't want to imagine what a traveling hotdog would look like after 54 years, eww!

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Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 04, 2008, 06:41:56 PM
There's no such things to be in love.
I'll never fall in  love  with you again.(kanta yan)

toinks.. naunsa nman ka kuya? di daw ma inlove.. hmmmph!

bye bye all! uli na ko.. i really have a big smile on my face right now!!! TB grad nku!

it's really good to feel that you have accomplished something...

God bless us all!

Whoopeee!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

til now mangurog jud akong tuhod makahinumdom adto

5 is beverage

Quote from: Sigbin II on July 25, 2007, 02:23:49 AM

Quote from: lumine on July 20, 2007, 07:06:38 PM
This is similar to the ICE Quiz.

Guess the correct word based from the given meanings and number of blanks.


1. adage  ( old saying )  Answer:

2. agenda ( A list of matters to be taken up (as at a meeting)   Answer:

3. average ( Of no exceptional quality or ability )  Answer:

4. luggage ( A case used to carry belongings when traveling )  Answer:

5. _ _ _ _ _age ( Any liquid suitable for drinking )  Answer:

No. 1 is adage and No. 3 is average.

whew! what a king?!

clip chain

kuyawa nimog name uy, ikaw cguro pinakataas ug name dri sa TB?

welcome aboard!

a hug is more than the contact of skin, it joins the soul

hay.. too bad, di jud nku makita ang pic..huhuhu

halah noh.. pait jud basta dili ikasinabot ang biyanan, maka pangaji nalang tag di dapat..

pad notes

mao te uy, i'm thinking of going to the IHMS Seminary, they have a mini zoo there then manggukod dayon ug kalapati sa plaza..woopppee! unya ubanon nku mga anak sa akong ig agaw, malingaw jud c lara ana, hagba na sad inig ka gabii

paita sad nang iyang life te uy..

pero no doubt pinay jud xa coz she still knows how to laugh her problems. 

ako adto?! hay ayaw nalang..

Welcome kuya

The Philippine Air Force is composed of 90% air and 10% force

law school

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 22, 2008, 05:06:40 PM
It explains everything.   




LoL!

hahaha.. abi ko ug ag "money is the root of all evil" ang gamiton

na unsaon nalang, naa jud mahitabo "battle of the sexes" hehehe

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 04, 2008, 03:47:49 PM
dis-a man nahitabo na Elaine?basin  kwetes to na pabuto

dili kuya uy.. mura jud ug bola sa tennis.. perfect circle jud pero gasiga murag bombelya.. la jud tawn tingog, bisag gamay so dili jud to mahitabo nga pabuto..

sa didto ko sa panglao, usa to ka gabii, mi adto kog mercado kay diha koy gipalit, laman akong uyab adto kay mikuyog man sya ug panagat. didto ko agi sa shortcut, naa may dan gamay nga moagi ug kasagingan ug sop. pagpa-uli na nku, pagkadapit nku sa kasagingan, mao to ako nakita, la man jud tawn ko makita lain kuya ang bola nga gasiga ra man, niya murag galupad padung nako! mao to dagan jud tawn ko dayon, nakalingi ko sa layo layo na ko, nakita pa nku, mura jud syag galupad, straight kaayo ang agi..

gi linggi nku pag abot nku sa balay, makita ra man unta kay hawan man.. pero wala na diha

ako gi storyahan akong uyab, ingon xa naa daw sad nakakita ingon ana before, same place sad daw, then mawa inig abot sa karaan nga atabay.

dili sad guro kuya, kadaghan na jud mi nahinabu.i nga mangatawa lang mi ahat tungod sa gisulti ug bata

must be their innocence

toinks!... nganong didto gaduwa sa baryo, way atop!...hahaha

hahahha... but so real

ana bitaw jud nang engineer..

the "engineer & the frog"  really reminds me of someone, til now la gihapon naminyo

Quote from: orChids on April 04, 2008, 03:44:22 PM
Sa organizer na nga trabaho,pero ingon si ms dabinsi d organizer nga tanang babae sa TB naay rule jod.Di lagi ka mabilin Day.

yehey! first time jud ni nku ma bridesmaid..hehehe

batsi sa ko dri nga thread kay medyo serious ni inyong topic..hehhee

God Bless everyone!

speakimg of san telmo, nkahinumdom nuon ko adtong gigukod ko og floating ball nga gasiga... baw san telmo ba to. basta kay karatil jud ko dagan.. agih! nanglimbawt jud akong balhibo nahinumdom

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 04, 2008, 03:36:48 PM
pwede kaayo  ingna  si Balong kay sya man  ang  kaslon

ay, wala pa man xa.. ma hudtan niya ko sa slots..hehehe adto lang ko mananghid sa bride

pwede te?

pro gifted...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 04, 2008, 03:33:37 PM
ako nanguyab sa una diretso man,wa namn ko miagi ug balak2x.

la pa cguro ka naigo sa pana ni cupido adto kuya, na agni lang ka sa matahum nga panagway ni inday..

Quote from: grazie7y on April 04, 2008, 03:28:13 PM
Laine, the possibility is endless.  You can make it happen.  I am about to go to bed now but hopefully when I wake up later, you reached your goal.  Good luck and more power to you!

thank you te! AJAH!!!

toinks.. asa diay ka kuya?

halah ayaw pud

uyy.. apply ko bridesmaid aning internet weddinga be

Quote from: balong on April 02, 2008, 02:18:25 PM
biliba ko nimo vits. permanente man kang nia sa tubagbohol. nia na man ka pojo dinhi

mura bitaw noh?

mingaw man kuya vitz uy, ikaw ra man kanunay akong mahimamat... hehehe

o yeah   

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 04, 2008, 03:19:24 PM
uso pa ba ang  balak2x karon?

o kaayo kuya uy! so long as mahigugma pa ang taw, dili mawala ang mga pulong nga puno sa pagbati..LOL

tanan man cguro naay short term goal ba.. kana diay "mo uli ko sayo unya", goal nman na xa ba

Quote from: slackware on August 21, 2007, 01:58:56 AM
saguli gamayng tubig...na dehydrate lng cguro na...

hehehe

wow.. i love the one with the orange shoestring

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 04, 2008, 03:06:44 PM
i dont know yet,meron ba?

pag sure kuya uy! hehehe

be a TubagBohol gradute...

possible ba

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 01, 2008, 09:27:22 PM
ok

kuya vitz, you're a man of few words jud! hehehe

Quote from: kiamoy` on April 01, 2008, 08:45:43 PM
:0 elaine, the one who's answering that..is the typer himself..naa lang cya i type nga key access that's why while ga tan-aw ka screen.. the words; "peter please answer the following;" ang mugawas but secretly what he is encoding on the keyboard is the answer na

yes, mao bitaw na akong nabasan sa wikiHow kiam, then ang key access is ang "." halah.. naa jud mabuking ani atong revelations

kids! they're a genius in their own right

Pamahaw:
     milo w/ milk, rice, inun-unon nga tulingan kanang giluto sa Sprite. Yum yum!

Paniudto:
     la ko ka paniudto ganina.. huhhuh

Now:
     bananaQ and binignit, busog na akong binuhi

I plan to go some place with my daughter this weekend. Just somewhere accessible via public conveyances since we don't own wheels. But i am not sure where to go. I am residing in Tagbilaran.


Help please, anyone?

Your suggestions wil be highly appreciated

Yudessa

track field

Quote from: Jang on March 27, 2008, 10:16:52 PM
I don't see any picture,why?

same here, la sad ko makita nga pic. Usually raba, basta gikan sa photobucket ang pic kay dili nako ma view sa akong PC, why?

whew! hight tech marriage counseling? hahaha

i surprise? unsa na birthday!? hahaha

checker board

First day of work ni Huling as secretary sa office ni Atty. Bukdoy

Dihay mi abot nga ambongang laki.

"Wait sa sir ha." dayon punit c Huling sa telepono. Pa cute cute dayon ang baje, pa as if nga naay gika-istorya...

Hulat lang tawn ang laki, hilom nga naglingkod.

Pagkataod-taod, gibutang ni Huling ang phone. Lami kaayog smile.

"What can I do for you sir?"

"Ah, wala mam. Taoran lang unta nkug linya inyong telepono!"

selene

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 03, 2008, 03:02:14 PM
way lami akong life

ngano diay kuya?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 03, 2008, 02:29:37 PM
no way. im still a man with many wives.

what would you  do if  my wives fighting each other?

i'll set the rules and be their referree!

what whould you do if you had one hour before the internet will be gone forever?

LOL

Quote from: Barbaro on September 19, 2007, 04:41:13 AM
Nag dali dali ug impake si Kulas sa iyang mga gamit kay hapit na ang iyang flight pauli sa ila.
Sa dihang mulakaway na siya nakalimot diay siya nga nipalit diay siyag Itoy para tinabuan sa iyang anak.
Wa namay panahon pag lukat ug papeles.
Iya nalang Gisoksok sa Pundiyo ang Itoy aron makasay dayon sa Eroplano.

30 Minutos gikan sa ilang pag lupad,nahibuong ang Estewardess nga naay pasahero nga husahay mo kisikisi.

Estewardess:Are you okay Sir?

Kulas:Okay ra Day.

Pakataudtaud,nakit-an sa Estewardess nga di giud mahimutang si Kulas,mukirig kadyot unya naa pay pakapin nga agoo.
Giduol na sad siya sa Estewardess.

Estewardess:Sigurado nga okay raka Sir?

Kulas:O Day.pero mutug-an nalang ko nimo sa tinuod.
Wa naman gud koy oras pag lukat ug papeles para sa akong bag-ong pinalit nga Itoy,maong ako nalang siyang gisoksok sa atubangan sa akong pantalon.

Estewardess:Unya,unsa may problema,nag sige bag hilak ang Itoy?




Kulas: Dili na maoy problema Day,"ANG PROBLEMA WA PA DIAY MALUTAS NING ITOYA!"

labi labi na jud nakung kinatawa.. huh! mura na kog bu**** ari... gakatawa ako ra usa!

Quote from: Gervistill on September 02, 2007, 02:22:13 PM
Empleyado : Boss, namatay diay atong manager, pwede ba ako nalang
mopuli sa iyang pwesto ?
Boss : Pwde man, pero ambot kaha ug mosugot ang funeraria .

na unsaon na lang! hahaha

Quote from: Gervistill on September 01, 2007, 09:31:19 PM
Ahente sa ELECTROLUX.. toktok balay, nisulod dayon ug gisabwag sa salog ang tae sa kabayo!
"Mrs, kun di ni malimpyo sa akong vacuum cleaner kining tae, ako ni kan-on!"
Mrs: Hala , Kan -a jud na kay brownout raba!

huh! labi jud ko nakatawa ani... sakit na akong ampapangig!... wahaha

foundation cake

chat til sundown...

what would you do if you have to change gender?

and cure

team coach

i have started reading David Cooperfield on Project Gutenberg!

and another book on English Literature...wheew!

bookworm's paradise!

TB just keeps on growing!

choose from a huge variety of books from Classics to References, from all over the world!

http://www.gutenberg.org/catalog

Judiah

 

Grazie

bitaw te daghan kaayo treasures natabunan dri...

simple and complete

card reader

i will te, galaag man to ron. kuyog sa iyang papa... 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on April 02, 2008, 05:45:00 PM
unsay HD elaine?

Hidden desire po....

maajong buntag sa tanan!:)

sleep well pud te....

i first heard of Akita dogs when i was reading a book about Helen Keller. how wish i could have one...

pero mas makatug man ko if tapad mi... ganahan jud ko mag cge kiss niya basta makamata ko inig kagabi... makatug ra pud ko hapyod hapyod sa iyang buhok... whereas if ako ra usa unya makamata ko inig ka gabii, nah... ang tendency kay maghinuktok ra ko... bisag unsay huna hunaon... dugay na nuon ko makatog balik...

Quote from: Barbaro on August 08, 2007, 02:17:29 AM
he he he sa amo among swimming pool akong  gikulob  kay aron dili mailhan ug naay pool kay naay bermuda ...

hahahhaha

as a mom, i'll do my very best jud...

mao kaayo te, c lara tawn ilang live entertainer basta magkatapok mi sa sala... usahay pa jud kay ingnon ko ni mama nga adto daw pataparon ug tug nila si lara...

Quote from: Barbaro on April 02, 2008, 04:26:30 PM
mao na nga bby mestisa sya gwapa pura buyag.

Good Luck elaine God Bless u..

Thank you kuya.... same to you...

Quote from: bulak on April 02, 2008, 04:24:36 PM
Dile gyod ka magmahay Elaine nga nagpamember ka dre sa TB, daghan ka og makat-onan, unya mga matinabangon ang mga tawo sa TB. Sama ni Balong muhatag na siya og kwarta, si Vito andam na mupahid og luha. Naa pay daghan dire sa TB, ila-ilaha lang unya ipadayon pagsaysay ang imong mga kaagi.

God Bless and warm kisses to your baby your lucky coz at your age, nakakita naka og liwat, at least completo na ang imong layf though wla kay bana, but for me, its better to be a single parent than to marry with an irresponsible one. Woman needs to be practical sometimes but if hipnu lang ang imong nakit-an mas nindut god pod tong naa unta kay kapikas sa kinabuhi, nga naay muhapyod sa imong buhok sa matag kaadlawon.lol. so be strong enough for the sake of your baby angel.

mao bitaw jud akong gihuna huna te, if dili man gali jud mi mo work out... mas maayo pay mag-inusara nalang ko... but, it's too early to judge. i'm still hopeful nga siya na..

murag naa jud ni HD c kuya vito nimo te..

Quote from: Barbaro on April 02, 2008, 04:18:32 PM
Bitaw elaine kinsa ramay magtibangay kita kita raman dinhi sa sunod ninyong kita mag desisyon namo kung unsa nga way, magpakasal ba, or practical way nalang nga mag sustinto nalang sya.. kung sa tan aw nimo kang angan paka.. aw ayaw sa.. kay kung si ate bambi pa.. enjoy life taman taman gyod para wala kanay balikan nga wala nimo matilawi sa dalaga kapa.. ang tanan naa kanimo ang kasagutan. tnx

i'll always pray for God to give me the wisdom to make the right decision, not just for myself, but most especially for lara...