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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:33:14 PM »

ill get somebody and replace her,sipa tadyak ug hakong iyang maagoman.lol

What would you do if you lost your mind?

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Bambi · « **Reply #41 on:** April 02, 2008, 01:21:11 AM »

I don't care..... can't think anymore.

What would you do if you feel lately you are a lesbian and/or gay?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #42 on:** April 02, 2008, 01:54:15 AM »

lol, castrate myself

What would you do if someone was on your bed ?

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stardust · « **Reply #43 on:** April 02, 2008, 11:11:03 AM »

my bf?.... jump in!

What would you do if you become blind?

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grazie7y · « **Reply #44 on:** April 02, 2008, 01:47:55 PM »

I will learn braille.

What would you do if your leg needs to be amputated?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #45 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:47:54 AM »

Accept it and get one of the high tech orthotic implants.

If you found a $100 bill?

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Bambi · « **Reply #46 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:49:35 AM »

I will learn braille.

What would you do if your leg needs to be amputated?

Save money to buy a modern wheelchair.

What would you do if have lot of admirers even though you are happy in your marriage life? $:-\$

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Bambi · « **Reply #47 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:51:19 AM »

Accept it and get one of the high tech orthotic implants.

If you found a $100 bill?

To have it exchange into Pesos....in Euro the worth is too less.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #48 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:57:28 AM »

I will learn braille.

What would you do if your leg needs to be amputated?

Save money to buy a modern wheelchair.

What would you do if have lot of admirers even though you are happy in your marriage life? $:-\$

Hmmm, ask the wife. LOL

J/P

Be faithful, of course, okey lang to flirt back but nothing more than that.

If you saw your high school friends?

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stardust · « **Reply #49 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:30:07 PM »

chat til sundown...

what would you do if you have to change gender?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #50 on:** April 03, 2008, 02:29:37 PM »

no way. im still a man with many wives.

what would you do if my wives fighting each other?

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LanggamTamsi2 · « **Reply #51 on:** April 03, 2008, 03:24:35 PM »

no way. im still a man with many wives.

what would you do if my wives fighting each other?

Hmmm no comments.

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stardust · « **Reply #52 on:** April 03, 2008, 03:30:34 PM »

no way. im still a man with many wives.

what would you do if my wives fighting each other?

i'll set the rules and be their referree!

what whould you do if you had one hour before the internet will be gone forever?

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Vito Andoline · « **Reply #53 on:** April 03, 2008, 04:06:49 PM »

i'll set my computer on fire..

what would you do if im depress, lonely and tired.

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Edelweiss · « **Reply #54 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:48:33 PM »

if you're depress, lonely and tired i'll send you to bed and have a nice dream. if i'm depress i'll go shopping

what would you do if you won the lottery only few minutes later you learned it was a mistake

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Bambi · « **Reply #55 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:38:16 PM »

Oh...Lita! I will shout too loud SCHEISSE!

:'( :'( :'(

What would you do if you will find it out not you are an adopted child?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #56 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:41:24 PM »

i'll cry!! dili diay ko anak ni mommy?!?!

what will you do if you only have a choice salary bonus same position or promotion with same amount of salary?

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Bambi · « **Reply #57 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:06:59 AM »

It depends how stressful/exhausting the new position is?

What would you do if....Pres. Gloria Arroyo offers you to be her right hand?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #58 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:07:55 AM »

promotion lang

If you found out that your gf wanted to take your relationship to a 'level' higher?

OT: Kiams, is that you in your avatar?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #59 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:08:23 AM »

Neither. Could you either demote me or decrease my salary please.. ahahaha

If given the chance to ask GOD personally with 1 question. What would you ask?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #60 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:10:05 AM »

To be with him forever, in eternal bliss,

Had you gone into medicine, what specialty would you have gone into? Surgery? Primary Care?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #61 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:10:40 AM »

It depends how stressful/exhausting the new position is?

What would you do if....Pres. Gloria Arroyo offers you to be her right hand?

Ill tell her , pwede LEFT hand nalang.. kapoi nang cge right.. lolzz..

What are the top 5 things you will implement if you become the PRESIDENT of PINAS?

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Bambi · « **Reply #62 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:12:51 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #63 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:16:22 AM »

1. accurate vigilantism (hehe)
2. budget for education should be prioritized
3. special permissions on rallies
4. stricter law on tax
5. corruption..hmm.. eye for an eye punishment

(i know.. i know.. hehe)

what would you do if you were face to face with a dangerous endangered specie, about to eat you but there are only 2 of them left?

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #64 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:17:18 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #65 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:20:12 AM »

As President,
1. Increase military budget to 10% and purchase new warships, air defense, and increase the size of the army to 150k-300k troops
2. Implement a 'Colonize Mindanao' program that will focus on helping citizens financially to go and settle in southern and muslim mindanao
3. Pass a law that Senators who are linked to corruption--to be trialed by a jury and if convicted, will loose senatorial office and barred from running in any political office ever.
4. Make the Philippines into a military center; build cheap weapons and sell them to latin america, africa, asia; to increase military trade and development with Russia, China, India, Pakistan
5. Expand the Philippines beyond our borders. Reclaim the province of Sabah by force if necessary, reclaim Guam from the United States, reclaim Palau, reclaim the Mariana Islands. The Philippine will be changed from the 'Republic of the Philippines' to the 'United Federal Republic of the Philippines' aka "The Empire" to our enemies

What would you do if you saw a rainbow in front of you?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #66 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:21:19 AM »

what would you do if you were face to face with a dangerous endangered specie? only 2 of them left?

Save them, propagate them, and have articles published internationally.

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #67 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:21:36 AM »

1. accurate vigilantism (hehe)
2. budget for education should be prioritized
3. special permissions on rallies
4. stricter law on tax
5. corruption..hmm.. eye to eye punishment

(i know.. i know.. hehe)

what would you do if you were face to face with a dangerous endangered specie? only 2 of them left?

Try to catch 'em both or kill 'em both. whatever it takes to get 'em as a trophy..

IF given 1 wish to obtain 1 material thing in this world. What would it be?

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Bambi · « **Reply #68 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:23:25 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

NO Bol-anon ko. God is irreplaceable! His job is quite stressful hearing/entertaining/answering wishes and prayers. And he has no chance to become a pensionist.

To your question: I might say to the Filipinos....Go to the World but don't always multiply!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #69 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:24:43 AM »

OT: well said, Pare!

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kiamoy · « **Reply #70 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:29:33 AM »

4. Make the Philippines into a military center; build cheap weapons and sell them to latin america, africa, asia; to increase military trade and development with Russia, China, India, Pakistan

this means a lot of money for us. we could be the richest if we supply armaments. but were will we get the supply? do we have enough? or are you only talking about labor fees income? hehe

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #71 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:29:42 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

NO Bol-anon ko. God is irreplaceable! His job is quite stressful hearing/entertaining/answering wishes and prayers. And he has no chance to become a pensionist.

To your question: I might say to the Filipinos....Go to the World but don't always multiply!

ahaha.. My answer would also be: "GO TO THE WORLD. AND USE OTHER MATHEMATICAL OPERATION not just MULTIPLICATION"

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Bambi · « **Reply #72 on:** April 04, 2008, 12:34:57 AM »

Dear God, can you not make all human equal? No rich and no more poor!

What you think....his answer and what would you do?

Bambi , ikaw nalang ay pag LORD..

What would Bambi do?

NO Bol-anon ko. God is irreplaceable! His job is quite stressful hearing/entertaining/answering wishes and prayers. And he has no chance to become a pensionist.

To your question: I might say to the Filipinos....Go to the World but don't always multiply!

ahaha.. My answer would also be: "GO TO THE WORLD. AND USE OTHER MATHEMATICAL OPERATION not just MULTIPLICATION"

You mean used every after a wife's child delivery a clear PERIOD?

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kiamoy · « **Reply #73 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:19:10 AM »

What would you do if you saw a rainbow in front of you?

i'll take pictures!!~

What would you do if you found out that your best friend thru thick thin (asin patyanay if naa cya kaaway) is a serial killer?

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #74 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:32:21 AM »

4. Make the Philippines into a military center; build cheap weapons and sell them to latin america, africa, asia; to increase military trade and development with Russia, China, India, Pakistan

this means a lot of money for us. we could be the richest if we supply armaments. but were will we get the supply? do we have enough? or are you only talking about labor fees income? hehe

Yes. We can supply cheap 'all-around' weapons to poor countries that cannot afford high tech material. For example, the Philippines right now produces the Armoured Carrier, "Simba". It is philippine made, and several requests from Argentina, Columbia and several African countries have been made to purchase some.

We can get the metal and material in our own country. It is said that 80% of the Philippine's natural resources is untapped. This is including tin, copper, mercury, cadmium, coal, natural gas, diamonds, raw metals, timber, oil etc. However, for optimum's sake, we can buy cheap Chinese steel as well.

We can build 7 major war plant factories, 2 based in Luzon, 2 based in Visayas and 3 based in Mindanao. The ones in Luzon will produce Philippine-made all-around fast attack boats, patrol ships. The ones in visayas will produce scout planes armed with light strafing machine guns and an all-purpose bomb. Even making Philippine-made air superiority fighters modeled after the F-5 Tiger II design. It will be cheap and yes it won't be super high tech, but 20 of these can take down 4-5 F-16s

Mindanao will be the base of operations for land infantry materiel. Production of artillery, rifles, mortars, air defense missiles, naval defense missiles, armoured vehicles, light tanks, etc.

Thousands will be employed. And the Philippines will be known to the region as the 'Military Hub' of Asia.

Philippine-Made

This is the Philippine-Made SIMBA APC (Armoured personnel carrier). Hundreds are used and fill in the ranks of Philippine Army, and Philippine Marine Corp batallions, divisions, corps.

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kiamoy · « **Reply #75 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:38:44 AM »

nah..it sounds dangerous.. but it will make us rich jud!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #76 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:46:54 AM »

Think about it this way,

Indonesia;-

population: 240,000,000
military force: 303,000 (army) with 800,000 reserves; 74,000 (navy); 33,000 (air force)
economy: $ 900 BILLION GNP (one of the largest in Asia and in the world)

--

Philippines;-
population: 92,000,000
economy: $ 500 BILLION GNP (one of the largest in ASEAN)

Okay, Indonesia's population is 2.6 times that of our own, yet our economy is stronger than theirs in terms of per capita. Since Indonesia is 2.6 times larger than us in terms of population and less than twice bigger in economy, than our military should be at LEAST half their size.

Philippine Military SHOULD be as follows:
1. Army Size (150,000) with 400,000 reserves
2. Navy Size (50,000) with 1 or 2 cruisers, 3-5 destroyers, 5-10 frigates, and fleets of patrol ships, fast attack ships, transport ships
3. Air Force Size (30,000-40,000) with at least 8 squadrons; 4 planes per squadron. We should have in our inventory F-16s, F-18s, F-15s, F-5s, Bombers, transport planes, scout planes.

At our size, given our large economy (compared to other countries), and a large population, there should be no reason why the Philippines isn't a regional, militarized, nationalistic power.

We can do it. And when we do, ASEAN-PACIFIC will tremble at our wake.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #77 on:** April 04, 2008, 03:51:32 AM »

nah..it sounds dangerous.. but it will make us rich jud!

Yes, very very rich. And not just rich, but respected and FEARED.

Malaysia will cower in fear at the Philippines, which has a population over 3 times that of Malaysia. Indonesia will beg the Philippines for aid in suppressing their ultraradical muslim rebels in their provinces of irian jaya, sulawesi, borneo. The Philippines will be a check to any Chinese growth in our waters. China will not want to mess with a nation as Philippines and risk angering 100,000,000 citizens.
The US will strengthen her relations with a powerful and economically stable Philippines.

I have a dream of someday seeing the Philippine Combined Fleet steaming across the pacific to train in with US ships in the ports of San Diego, San Francisco.
American citizens will gape with awe and say, "Wow, where are those ships coming from?" "Those are Philippine warships, Billy." "Really? Wow, Philippines must be sure as heck strong like us, mom!"

Yes. It will come true. RISE PHILIPPINES! RISE!

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #78 on:** April 04, 2008, 08:08:34 AM »

Lorenz wla naman AIR FORCE ang pinas.. AIR FARCE nalang.. ehehehe.. nahurot na ug ka crash ang ilang gitaya nga fighter planes.. pati helicopter.. hehehe

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stardust · « **Reply #79 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:34:25 PM »

The Philippine Air Force is composed of 90% air and 10% force

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