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#25204
Philippine Showcase / Dandansoy
February 03, 2011, 07:22:57 AM
#25205
Jagna - Bohol / Re: The Women of Jagna Are Beautiful
February 03, 2011, 07:18:39 AM
Quote from: buwadsanga on February 01, 2011, 02:43:38 PM
daghang gwapa Dong kay gumikan konos tubig nga among giinum..... ;D

hehehe hamis ang skin sa mga baje sa jagna. ingon ahong lolo nako, "ang mga baje sa jagna, lami ikusion..."

da, ingon pood ko, "sure ka lo' gusto ra ka mo 'kusi' nila?"

perting katawa kami duha... ;D
#25206
Quote from: buwadsanga on February 02, 2011, 10:48:58 AM
tama ka way nada pero it does not mean na kong gikan ang pinolongan didto taga didto ta. we are a malay race. ang pinolongang jagna this is a cebuano word mean mi uslob o mi drop kong sa ingles pa o mi konhod o basta kay kami dili mi mga indian! kay dili pud mi nanimaho ug sibuyas! heheehehehe.... :D

Puahahaha! Basta dili bumbai.  :P

#25207
Quote from: Way Nada on February 02, 2011, 08:52:27 PM
Dili mo taga didto sa India o dili ka Indian kundili sila nga mga Indians maoy hinglalin sa atong lugar. Kanang India mao nay hingsunod sa Africa diin nagagikan tong gitawag ug "great migration" sa kalibutan. Kanang mga Eskaya unsa man na sila? Ngano man nga naa may ilang kultura nga lain ug dala pa jud nila ang ilang alphabet. Boot pasabot ana hing abot sila sa Bohol nga gikan sila sa usa ka civilize culture sama pananglit sa sanskrit diin nagagikan ang kultura sa mga Indians.

Mao kining Jagna gikan sa pung nga Indian ug akong pagtoo gikan sa pung; Jaganath usa ka Hindu god. Kanang imong sulti nga meaning sa Jagna nakadungog nako ana gikan ni Jun Cadelina.

Sir Way Nada,

You bring up a valid point considering the heavy Hindu, Buddhist presence in the Philippines prior to the Spanish arrival. Maharlika (the Philippines) was part of Srivijaya Empire, a Malay political machine that practiced Hinduism and then later Thervada Buddhism. Considering the Philippines was a vassal of Srivijaya, the transfer of religious beliefs is probable.

In fact that is the reason why central and southern Philippines is called "Visayas", it comes from the "VIJAYA/ SRI VIJAYA"
#25208
Quote from: aduy on March 17, 2009, 08:10:24 PM

The ocean is salty because of the gradual concentration of dissolved chemicals eroded from the Earth's crust and washed into the sea. Solid and gaseous ejections from volcanoes, suspended particles swept to the ocean from the land by onshore winds, and materials dissolved from sediments deposited on the ocean floor have also contributed. Salinity is increased by evaporation or by freezing of sea ice and it is decreased as a result of rainfall, runoff, or the melting of ice. The average salinity of sea water is 35 o/oo, but concentrations as high as 40 o/oo are observed in the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf. Salinities are much less than average in coastal waters, in the polar seas, and near the mouths of large rivers.

Sea water not only is much saltier than river water but it also differs in the proportion of the various salts. Sodium and chloride constitute 85 percent of the dissolved solids in sea water and account for the characteristic salty taste. Certain constituents in sea water, such as calcium, magnesium, bicarbonate, and silica, are partly taken out of solution by biological organisms, chemical precipitation, or physical-chemical reactions. In open water the chemical composition of sea water is nearly constant. Because of the stable ratios of the principal constituents to total salt content, the determination of one major constituent can be used to calculate sea water salinity. For minor constituents and dissolved gases the composition is variable and therefore ratios cannot be used to calculate salt Circulation and mixing, density and ocean currents, wind action, water temperature, solubility, and biochemical reactions are some of the factors that explain why the composition of water in the open sea is almost constant from place to place.



Thank you for the explanation, Aduy!
#25209
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: KAPE
February 03, 2011, 06:54:38 AM
Ako ang kape, ikaw ang tubig kag tasa.

Ang kape wala pulos kon wala ang tubig kag tasa.


Palangga ko ikaw, babycakes...


Imon,
Branbrancakes
:)
#25210
Bisaya Cebuano Language / KAPE
February 03, 2011, 06:52:45 AM
Ang kape parti sang akon nga aga,
Naga palibog ako sa imo,
samtang naga timpla.
Ang kape wala pulos kon wala ang tubig kag tasa.
Ako ang kape,
ikaw ang tubig kag tasa
Ang kape saboroso kon mainit pa,
Kaangay man na bala ang imo paghigugma?
Daw kape nga manamit kon mapait?
Daw kape nga ginbutang sa lamesa,
uyatan lng kon uhawon ka?
Daw kape nga sa sobrahan sang kalamay,
sapakon lang kon masubayan na?
Daw kape nga nagabiya sa baba mo?
Daw kape nga napabay-an, nagbugnaw
kag nagtahaw?
#25211
Kaanggid ako kang gumamela

manaya-naya sa idalum ka sirak kang adlaw.

Ugaring kon mag-abot ang sirum,

rugto timo sa gardenia hay indi run takon kit-anun.

Kon pinsarun, pareho lang man kami

nga may duga kon sasaun ka tarawis nga bato,

nagalaway pa tana gani akon duga…

Ay gali dya ang gardenia

may gapabilin gid nga kahamot

sa imong dughan.

Pagdalia Keanna!

Pagdalia Keanna, ikapti run ang mikropono

kag magkanta

para kar-on, mikropono ko ang ikaptan mo

rugto sa Room 12.

Pagdasiga Keanna, ipitik run ang balikawang

kag idungan sa imong kanta

hay kar-on maliki-liki man ikaw sa musika

nga kita lang makabati.

Tapusa run ria, para matapos man kita

hay basi may ginabibit run nga binangon

si Nancy sa balay!
#25212
Pagtiraw mo kanakon, daw lasaw nga bag-ong bahit sa kawa.

Samtang naga-indakal pa, amo man nga duut-duut ka dila.

Pagbahin mo kanakon sa pasok nga surudlan ka tuba,

Ginhawa mo man kasalud hay basi maula.

Kar-on hay nahanginan takon kag naagahan,

Ay ahay, ang maragkut, nagsapra kag namarhan.

Kang nadura ang init, imo run ako pinabay-an,

Kundi nga nasubayan kag nalangawan.

Nagabalabag run gali ako sa imong tubug,

hay kon magpanaw ikaw, wara gid ba, bisan tandug.

Handum ko raad may kalayo ikaw dara kon mag-abot,

agud isin-ad ako, para liwan nga magrapuyot.
#25213
Philippine Provinces / Re: Landslide in Cebu Philippines
February 03, 2011, 04:25:13 AM
luoy pood lagi ni sila nga ning puyo sa bukid.
#25214
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Where is Father? (Chicogon)
February 03, 2011, 04:22:21 AM
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on July 30, 2009, 12:01:28 AM
ay oo, kadungog nako ani niya. kadtong naa ma-assign sa louisiana. kaila akong papa ana niya. sikat naman gud na siya kaayo tungod sa iyang mga gi compose nga kanta.

hehehe very well known bitaw ni siya. buotan gayud ;)

guapo pood.
#25215
Physiology of Murmurs

Before trying to decipher what may be the underlying cause of a murmur, it is important to first understand what the normal heart sounds are, and what normal variations of these sounds may occur. It is assumed that you already understand the anatomy of the heart, and have read a basic physical examination textbook which describes the standard methods for auscultation.

     The most obvious of the heart sounds are the first and second sounds, or S1 and S2, which demarcate systole from diastole. The heart sound playing in the background on the introduction page of this site is a normal sinus rhythm, with a sharp S1 and S2 and no other significant sounds. S1 is the sound which marks the approximate beginning of systole, and is created when the increase in intraventricular pressure during contraction exceeds the pressure within the atria, causing a sudden closing of the tricuspid and mitral, or AV valves. The ventricles continue to contract throughout systole, forcing blood through the aortic and pulmonary, or semilunar valves. At the end of systole, the ventricles begin to relax, the pressures within the heart become less than that in the aorta and pulmonary artery, and a brief back flow of blood causes the semilunar valves to snap shut, producing S2.

     Although S1 and S2 are considered to be discrete sounds, you will notice that each is created by the near-instantaneous closing of two separate valves. For the most part, it is enough to consider that these sounds are single and instantaneous. However, it is worth remembering the actual order of the closures, because certain conditions can split these sounds into the separate valve components. During S1, the closing of the mitral valve slightly precedes the closing of the tricuspid valve, while in S2, the aortic valve closes just before the pulmonary valve. Rather than memorize this order, if you remember that the pressure during systole in the left ventricle is much greater than in the right, you can predict that the mitral valve closes before the tricuspid in S1. Similarly, because the pressure at the start of diastole in the aorta is much higher than in the pulmonary artery, the aortic valve closes first in S2. Knowing the order of valve closure makes understanding the different reasons for splitting of heart sounds easier.

     When listening to a patient’s heart, the cadence of the beat will usually distinguish S1 from S2. Because diastole takes about twice as long as systole, there is a longer pause between S2 and S1 than there is between S1 and S2. However, rapid heart rates can shorten diastole to the point where it is difficult to discern which is S1 and which is S2. For this reason, it is important to always palpate the PMI or the carotid or radial pulse when auscultating. The heart sound you hear when you first feel the pulse is S1, and when the pulse disappears is S2.

     When a valve is stenotic or damaged, the abnormal turbulent flow of blood produces a murmur which can be heard during the normally quiet times of systole or diastole. This murmur may not be audible over all areas of the chest, and it is important to first note where it is heard best and where it radiates to. Next, you should try to discern if the murmur occurs in systole or diastole by timing it against S1 and S2. Then, listen carefully to tell if the murmur completely fills that phase of the cycle (i.e., holosystolic), or if it has discrete start and end points. Regurgitant murmurs, like mitral valve insufficiency, tend to fill the entire phase, while ejection murmurs, like aortic stenosis, usually have notable start and end points within that phase. The quality and shape of the murmur is then noted. Common descriptive terms include rumbling, blowing, machinery, scratchy, harsh, or musical. The intensity of the murmur is next, graded according to the Levine scale:

    * I - Lowest intensity, difficult to hear even by expert listeners
    * II- Low intensity, but usually audible by all listeners
    * III - Medium intensity, easy to hear even by inexperienced listeners, but without a palpable thrill
    * IV - Medium intensity with a palpable thrill
    * V - Loud intensity with a palpable thrill. Audible even with the stethoscope placed on the chest with the edge of the diaphragm
    * VI - Loudest intensity with a palpable thrill. Audible even with the stethoscope raised above the chest.

     Finally, it is important to decide if this murmur is clinically significant or not. Just as a murmur can be caused by normal flow through a stenotic valve, it may also be created by high flow through a normal valve. Pregnancy is a common high-volume state where these physiologic flow murmurs are often heard. Anemia and thyrotoxicosis can cause high-flow situations where the murmur is not pathologic itself, but indicates an underlying disease process. Children also frequently have innocent murmurs which are not due to underlying structural abnormalities. How can a physician determine if a murmur is significant?

     The most important thing to consider is the clinical scenario. In a population of unreferred young adults, the prevalence of systolic murmurs ranges from 5% to 52%, with 86% to 100% of these patients having normal echocardiograms. Important questions to ask would include the presence of symptoms such as effort syncope, chest pain, palpitations, shortness of breath, or paroxysmal nocturnal dyspnea. In terms of the examination, there is no one way to rule in or out a murmur as being physiologic, but in general, physiologic murmurs tend to be located between the apex and left lower sternal border, have minimal radiation, occur during early to mid-systole, have a crescendo-decrescendo shape, and a vibratory quality. They will usually change intensity with positional maneuvers, becoming quieter on standing and louder with squatting. A Valsalva maneuver will decrease the intensity of the murmur because the increase in intrathoracic pressure will decrease venous return, which will decrease flow through the heart and lessen the turbulence. Additionally, they will not be correlated with additional audiologic findings, such as an S3 or S4.
#25216
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Blowing Some Steam
February 03, 2011, 04:18:20 AM
Quite reminiscent of the blizzard that hit Chicago back in the 1970's.

  :-\

#25217
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Blowing Some Steam
February 03, 2011, 04:17:08 AM
And the Blizzard Comes!

#25218
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: The Women of Guindulman
February 03, 2011, 01:46:03 AM
hehe, when a person is either a Summa Cum Laude or Magna Cum Laude, bright jyud. :)

but beautiful as well ? Murag, double combinaccion.

women from Guindulman are very beautiful, Nong.

#25219
History / Re: An Ifugao Warrior With Some Of His Trophies
February 03, 2011, 01:42:59 AM
Sakita pood. Proto-Surgery?  ???  :P
#25221
Music and Video / Re: Lionel Richie - Stuck on You
February 03, 2011, 01:40:01 AM
i love this song, Nong. the theme song of one of my xgfs. :)

#25222
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Blowing Some Steam
February 03, 2011, 01:38:33 AM
The biggest winter blizzard has hit Chicago , the biggest in almost 20+ years. We have snow piled outside reaching almost 4 feet. It's still snowing outside. I hope everyone is okay and that the Ambulances are able to get through and drive through the roadways...

God bless all those who are stuck without gas, electricity. Christ have Mercy.
#25223
Quote from: vrglguapo on November 09, 2010, 01:04:42 AM
Calcaben Apartments is the right place for you.A new 2 bedroom fully furnished apartment with air condition rooms,hot shower,complete kitchen utensils,washing machine,and spacious bedroom and living room.Truly a home away from home conveniently located in front of Sandugo shrine in Bool ,Tagbilaran city.With A big parking space in a peacefull and clean neighborhood .For more information e mail vrglcalcaben@yahoo.co.uk or call ( Philippines)mobile No.9194994625 and ask for Jay-r.






Very beautiful, Nong.
#25224
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Blowing Some Steam
February 02, 2011, 01:28:43 AM
I just recently found out that my nephew was born this month. Im so happy. Am an Uncle.

The little boy's name is Roy Ethan. May God Bless my little nephew always. My cousin's son.
#25225
Quotable Quotes / Re: On Orgasms
February 02, 2011, 01:26:24 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on February 02, 2011, 01:25:57 AM
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”

- Mae West



:P

Kuliratz!  ;D
#25226
Quotable Quotes / On Orgasms
February 02, 2011, 01:25:57 AM
“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”

- Mae West



:P
#25227
Quotable Quotes / Re: Man's Basic Vice
February 02, 2011, 01:23:23 AM
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 06:14:14 PM
such situations call for mutual responsibility, which means that man's and woman's simple biology paves the way for their coincidental vices, and they must answer or hell will spill over.  ??? ;D

si, moderaccion en la cama, por favor.  :-X
#25228
Quotable Quotes / Re: Man's Basic Vice
February 02, 2011, 01:21:50 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Man's biology is his incidental vice? Kulirez, paet jamo, an!  :P

lol, jati jati lagi, nong. unsaon man, mao man jyud na. Luoy pood intawn si Ondoy kai gutumon baja ni sija, LA!

;D
#25229
Quotable Quotes / Re: Man's Basic Vice
February 02, 2011, 01:19:39 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 06:08:10 PM
Man's biology is his incidental vice? Kulirez, paet jamo, an!  :P

absolutely. think of it as the apple inside an apple strudel.

#25230
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on February 02, 2011, 12:18:01 AM
Hubs, maybe your dog has a strong belief that a tai is somewhat like a performance-enhancing drug. :)


lfmao!  ;D
#25231
Quote from: islander on February 01, 2011, 09:05:00 PM
wow!  i'd like to have a pet like that, lorenz.  what a color combination!

innocenteng nawong ni si gamaytitoy bakikoy.  :P
#25232
kini lang, kai cute.

#25233
Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on February 01, 2011, 08:30:06 PM
3 options

1. Bartolina
2. Inudnod ang nawong sa tai
3. Summary execution  ;D

kuyawa pood imong #3, Mike.  :P
#25234
latusa pood ning imuhang iro, nong. nano gusto man ni siya mo kaon ug tai? gi pakaon diay nis siya nimo ug tai sa una?

you have to use pavlovian method of conditioning. if the dog eats tai, apply a negative stimuli in such a way that every time he eats tai, he will associate it with the negative stimuli. this conditions an inhibitory response.
#25235
opawa man nis manong da. sinawa ijang ulo. Mag practice ta sa ahong Waray-Waray, "Waray Buhok"

;D
#25236
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: Guindulman, Left Behind?
February 01, 2011, 02:49:12 PM
Quote from: nurse_expert on February 01, 2011, 01:52:30 PM
No say to the public market, its beautiful compared to others,.. But does the building of the market address the peoples economic concern ?If it does, its a sign of progress but if not, it only make the people to suffer more bacause of high paying taxes imposed. I do hope the building of the market does not make it way to bribe the public trust among political official. Cause its not their money, its the peoples money who will be paying the loans in the bank.

     Thank you for those who have the initiative to make our market to be  like this.



I'm not too well versed in Guindulman's political echelons nor am I too well versed on the priorities of Guindulman's LGU, however, I should infer that judging the overall growth and infrastructural projects of your town, it can be discerned that the overall health of Guindulman (its fiscal and social health) indicates a positive index.

Considering the population of the town, 32,000~, it cannot expect to grow too large as compared to super towns such as Ubay, which have a population double that of Valencia's (29,000+) and that of Guindulman's.

In a conversation with the former Mayor of Valencia, Dr. Plinio Lim, who also happens to be a very good family friend of mine, we discussed that the growth of a town requires gradual progress instead of blurts of rapid growth and eventual decline due to the accumulation of excessive debt. My hometown, Valencia, which boasts numerous board top notchers (in medicine, in engineering, in nursing, in law etc) as well as boasting the first Valencianhon Vice Governor of Bohol...(Dr. Concepcion Lim, the former mayor of Valencia is the current Vice Gov. of our province). But the growth of Valencia, in case point, is through gradual improvement. Valencia's ascension as one of the richest towns of Bohol is not through massive infrastructure projects , but through gradual growth.

I do hope that the political machinations of Guindulman is healthy and the poverty of your town is limited.

From visiting your beautiful town and driving through Guindulman multiple times, it seems that Guindulman is growing and not 'left behind'.


keep up your passion for your town tho, nurse.

;)
#25237
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: Guindulman, Left Behind?
February 01, 2011, 02:41:34 PM
Its a sign of economic activity. Two large markets in Eastern Bohol belong to : 1) Jagna 2) Guindulman.

#25238
 ;D
#25239
Talk of the Town / Re: Bohol mas maganda kesa sa Bora
February 01, 2011, 01:27:06 PM
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on January 07, 2011, 04:58:57 AM
Ako bilib jod hino-on ko sa Bohol....Pero Boracay? diko mo bilib kai wapa man ko maka adto :D ;)

Naturalamente. Belib jyud ko sa Bolanon, especially kining mga Valencianhon. Belib jyud ko nila.  :P
#25240
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Hamburjer
February 01, 2011, 01:24:44 PM
ah, basta wa jamo'y "Jer-Jer" sa ilang menu. Okey lang!
:P
#25241
Kining tito nako, ang retired-General, hilig baja ni sija mo inom ug Fundador.

'military style' kono.  :P :P
#25242
kuyawa pood ilang title da.

'General'. Mas nindot pa ning 'General' kay sa 'Doctor'.

Kahinumdum ko sa unang panahon, ning adto mi sa usang party didto sa NYC. Ang bana sa Tita nako , retired Phil-Army General. Bisan di na gyud sija General, mo ingon gihapon ang mga tigulang nija, "oy, kmmusta man ka, Gen?", "Gen, naka kita ka sa news sa pinas....?"

;D
#25243
perhaps i should have gone to the military instead of medicine. at least ma millionaryo unta ko after i retire. :P
#25244
Guindulman - Bohol / The Women of Guindulman
February 01, 2011, 01:03:17 PM
I had the pleasure of going on a 'blind date' with a Guindulmanon when I was in Bohol this summer. A friend of mine introduced me to his niece, who is from Guindulman, and a student of HNU Nursing. Tho our encounter was brief, it was quite thrilling, she was cute as she was beautiful.

Uwawon kaajo ang bajiha. Truly lived up to the expectation that Boholanas are very respectful, caring, and beautiful.

Guapa kaayo.

I will concede the fact that the women from Guindulman are very beautiful. As beautiful as the women from Valencia...

daghang mamords sa Guindulman...

;)
#25245
Quote from: bugsay on March 31, 2010, 10:11:03 PM
wa ba kahay okoy nga nag puyo sa sanctuary?...hehehe

bitaw, nice kaayo ang lugar....

hehehe nice lagi pero mas nindot pa ang Badjiang. ;)

Bai bugsay, naka ligo na ka sa dagat by sawang or near canmanico? wa jamoy tourists. very calming baya.
#25246
kuyawa pood da. tagaan ug pabaon ug naa pood sila'y pensyon. hayahay.
#25247
tachycardic.  ;D
#25248
Guindulman - Bohol / Re: Guindulman Left Behind
February 01, 2011, 12:27:16 PM
What makes you think that Guindulman is left behind?

As a Valencianhon who recently came back to visit Bohol since 1998, my cross-Bohol drives would take me from Valencia to Jagna, to Guindulman, to Ubay, to Tagbilaran and back to Valencia. One thing that I saw and noticed in Guindulman was the progress the town had acquired. The town market in Guindulman is very attractive and quite large, having been inside it myself during my 1 month vacation in Bohol.

I would not say Guindulman is left behind, on the contrary, your town is progressing.

Regards.
#25249
Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 11:49:04 AM
Mas menos baya unta ang gasto kon ang wedding planner na lang mismo ang mo-demonstrate...  ;D

ma kulba-an pood ta ug ang bride ijang gi practice-an. jati-a ! kulirat!  :o
#25250
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on February 01, 2011, 11:48:26 AM
If the bride and the groom are only familiar with the missionary position, then the dogs are kind enough to offer them a perfect alternative.  ;D

puahahaha the ying to their yang, eh?

#25251
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / The Curious Frog
February 01, 2011, 11:59:08 AM
#25252
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / The Tarsier Frog?
February 01, 2011, 11:57:46 AM
 ;)

#25253
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / The Old Frog Swatting
February 01, 2011, 11:55:34 AM
#25254
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / The Old Bachelor
February 01, 2011, 11:52:47 AM


;D
#25255
Sa among pinanggang Valencia, naa man gani mi daghang trees on the back and to the side of Santo Nino Parish Church, pero we did not cut it down because of the shade it provides for the people and for the farmers that come by with their carabaos from time to time and pass through church grounds.

Sayang lang ning acacia trees sa guindulman ila ra gi hak hak kai it was on the way. tsk tsk.

#25256
Question and Answer / Re: Who Invented the Videoke?
February 01, 2011, 11:47:30 AM
Quote from: islander on January 30, 2011, 02:15:31 AM
a better question would be 'how did filipino videoke users ever believe that they're worth listening to'?

hinayi nang volume oy aron dili makadungog ang ubang tawo nimo. >:(

puwera sa maayo mokanta, nga sa malas talagsaon ra ni sila mogamit ug videoke, makabuang baya gyod ning videoke in the philippine setting.  worse, nganong kusgon man gyod ang volume anang mokanta ug videoke?  kini bayang makadungog tag mokantag yabag ug pila ko oras kay labdan baya tag ulo.     

pasado alas dos na sa kaadlawon diri, di ko makatulog kay buto-buto pa ang upat ka videoke nga puro yabag ang mangantahay, puro pa gyod hubog.  kalami ihilak.  kun mahimo pa lang mamusil na lag tawo... unahon gyod nako ang videoke singers. :o :'(

nano na suko man ka, nang, bakit? did you loose a singing concert ? ;)

joke joke.
#25257
Quote from: nurse_expert on February 01, 2011, 11:35:33 AM
I guess those cutted tress were all seen as threat to the public safety. In as much as we desire to preserve its "centenial value" however, if the public is at stake it should be eradicated. I believed what our Mayor did is not for its own bested interest but for all of us Guindulmanons..So please lets stop this issue cause there are more important agendas that we need to address rather than this.

Nurse_Expert,

So do you think that the mayor's diagnosis of the problem was without any err? Do you think that the assessment plan was justified and that the prognosis is 'okay' ?

In my view , in lieu of completely taking down the trees, the mayor should have trimmed some branches at least. But that is my own personal opinion.



Ondoy Valencianhon.
:)
#25258
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 10:14:14 PM



Paningkamot jud, Doy!...  ;D

nag katawa ko sa sa primerong reaccion sa usang putot bajiha nga ning sul-ob sa puti nga dress. hahaha kaluoy pood ni inday putot kai ning ambak man si ondoy bayoht. tsk tsk.  :P

#25259
lol, sigor boy girl ni sija. a girl inside a man's body.  :P
#25260
Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 11:36:49 AM
He he, apil tingali diay ni sa scenario sa wedding planner, nag-hire og instructor dogs kay mga virgin pa ang bride ug groom...

ah kuyawa pood ning wedding planner ug maohon.
#25261
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on February 01, 2011, 11:29:30 AM
The lovely dogs are just demonstrating the correct way of doing it.  ;D

si senor, pero el posicion seminario es absolutamente fantastico. rapidamente. ariba ariba andale andale mama ia ia! oh oh!

puahahaha! ;)
#25262
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Na Hadlok Si Ondoy
February 01, 2011, 10:38:10 AM
tsk tsk tsk.

#25263
#25264
puahaha.
#25265
hahaha  ;D
#25266
Tira-Pasagad | Saksak-Sinagol / Re: Intelligent Cat?
February 01, 2011, 09:53:42 AM
the bookish cat.

#25267
Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 06:23:03 AM
Nakaingon tingali ang mga iro, "Saba mo diha, oi. Lakaw-lakaw pa kunohay. Tariki na!"  ;D

hahaha pero nong, ug mo tanaw ka sa mannerism ni ondoy, ijang kamot kai naa man sa lubut sa baji. ning signal na si ondoy na ready to rumble na sija. kining duhang iro, kuan ra ni sila..a foreshadowing of the things to come. errr, action to come?

;)

;D
#25268
ajaw pag suko inday, kai ug ma suko ka , di ko ka tulug. ug di ko katulug, di tika i kuan-on ron.  ;D
#25269
Bai Ray, it is the crab mentality that is so rampant in Philippine Society.

It's hard to get up in the Philippines or be proud of your success and the fruit of one's work because there will be others who will always be wanting. Then there is the green eye of envy.

If you are a president, you deserve a presidential automobile. Unsa diay gusto nila mo drive ang Presidente of the Republic with a Hyundai Accent (a slightly used one)? lol.

The Prime Minister of Japan is driven in a Rolls Royce. Seeing the consensus of the envious few, they would rather have our president drive a jeepney. ::)
#25270
Question and Answer / Re: Damo isturya damo sayop
February 01, 2011, 09:36:24 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on January 28, 2011, 06:07:40 PM
indi ba "mats histori mats iror"  ???

haha im sure that works too, pare.
#25271
Quote from: hubag bohol on February 01, 2011, 08:45:27 AM
Indeed,the demand for proof is such a tricky matter. Kahinumdom hinuon ko ni Pascual Racuyal, that perennial nuisance candidate for president of old, when he was questioned about his sanity. He answered, sa Binisaya pa, "Tan-awa, naa koy certificate gikan sa mental hospital nga ayo na ko. Kanang akong mga kontra, naa ba silay ikapakita?"

Bwahaha!  ;D


lol patay.
#25273
haha murag ingrata de putah ni siya, nong. :P
#25274
Question and Answer / Re: Who Invented the Videoke?
February 01, 2011, 08:31:39 AM
:P

#25275
Question and Answer / Re: Who Invented the Videoke?
February 01, 2011, 07:39:25 AM
Quote from: chicogon on January 30, 2011, 02:22:56 AM
Sunod sa videoke singers, unsay sunod sa imong listahan? Masahistang makalibat?  ;D



puahahaha. ing ani, Fr. Roel!



;D
#25276
Quote from: wolfpack823 on February 01, 2011, 02:31:31 AM
Being an idiot has nothing to do on the month he/she was born. In fact great personalities like Charles Darwin, the Father of Evolution, Victor Hugo, Jennfier Anniston and William Henry Harrison (past US President) were born on February.

Completely no basis at all.


That is so true, Crystal.
#25277
Weird and Extreme / Re: Mr. Stern Yellow
February 01, 2011, 07:25:13 AM
a shade lighter than nong hubag's favorite green. ;)
#25278
Love Talk / Re: relationship with priest
February 01, 2011, 12:50:01 AM
Quote from: vhinz08 on February 01, 2011, 12:36:14 AM
Duol jud ang tintasyon labi na ug nag alagad ka niya, kini pong mga babaje nganong muadto man jud sila aning mga pari nga sayod naman sila nga engaged na sila sa bokasyong pari, labon daghang lalaki nga nagalayaw layaw lang,  way juy mutagad bisag usa.   :(

to quote the proverbial saying, "the grass is always greener on the other side..."

you bring up a good point, vhinz. my explanation to the psychology behind these relationships between women and catholic priests and the reasons why many women engage in them would be:

1. transference

2. the psychology of desiring what you cannot have (Eve Syndrome, as i would say).


I explained in detail the essential basis of the transference phenomenon in psychiatry, therapy, in the therapeutic relationship between patient and counselor. However, in regards to the Eve Syndrome, well let's look back to The Book of Genesis.

Why did Eve, the first woman, eat the forbidden fruit? Was it because it was bigger than the other apples? Because it looked more ripe than all the others? No. All the apples were equally, and effectively thesame. Eve took a bite of it because God made it known that it was forbidden. The qualities of the serpent (the liar that he is) merely motivated the innate rebelliousness of mankind towards law , and Divine Law. Humans are naturally rebellious. It is with proper dispensation of faith and effectively studying and reading of God's Word can man train his mind and allow his spirit to be trained and guided by the Holy Spirit to know right from wrong and to act accordingly and pleasing to the LORD.

The forbidden fruit; in many instances, priests and celibate men are seen as 'forbidden' fruit(s) to many women.

The great serpent , satan, deceived man kind during its infancy. he continues to deceive man even to this day.

The same force that corrupts women to sexually exploit priests is the same force that deceives many priests to craving the pleasures of the flesh, which, they have effectively denounced during their priestly ordination into the Church. Again, they themselves are craving the 'forbidden fruit'.


#25279
Quotable Quotes / Re: Man's Basic Vice
February 01, 2011, 12:36:52 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 21, 2011, 09:56:14 PM
Hmm. Unsa pud kahay man's incidental vice?  ???

his natural predisposition to sex. his simple biology.
#25280
Quotable Quotes / Re: Seeing An Angel
February 01, 2011, 12:35:32 AM
Quote from: chicogon on March 06, 2010, 05:42:27 AM
I've only seen stars... kanang mapakog bitaw? Joke ra Enz ha bwahaha...

hahaha, stars of consequence, diba Fr. Roel? ;)

#25282
you're always welcome, cujo. im glad you liked the soothing rhythm !
#25283
Weird and Extreme / Mr. Stern Yellow
February 01, 2011, 12:25:22 AM
#25284
Love Talk / Re: What annoys you most about women?
February 01, 2011, 12:21:50 AM
possessive women. i dated a girl whom i broke up with 2 years ago and to this day, still emails me and occasionally calls me to see 'how are you doing?' or to get the general consensus of my life thus far. im scared of possessive ladies. ma sakitan atong dughan da. i had enough of that; no more!
#25285
lol at the last one. murang demonyo man nang puwa nga 'partner' da. hadloka pood. ngek!
#25286
as the saying goes, "love me truly, love the naked truths.."



#25287
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 01:05:26 PM
Ang lisod kon magkamuritsing ang ilang mga lubot...  ;D

lol, ilaha ra sigoro ipahid sa 'extra large fries'.  :P
#25288
Music and Video / As I Kneel Before You, Jesus
January 31, 2011, 07:25:49 PM
#25291
Quote from: Datu Dagohoy on February 23, 2009, 03:47:34 PM
;D

I have colleagues in farm they were born in month of February, as of my personal ideas they have different characteristics from the rest who weren’t born on that month.

whoever started this consensus, and i hope it's not you, is an imbecile.

an absolute moron.
#25292
Fashion Trend / Re: Beautiful Women Are Apples
January 31, 2011, 07:02:10 PM
my favorite kind of woman. ;)
#25293
Jagna - Bohol / Re: Calamay In Jagna A Booming Business
January 31, 2011, 06:55:31 PM
pare, kanami man gid ang calamay sang passe city kag santa barbara , Iloilo Province!

;)
#25294
Jagna - Bohol / Re: Calamay In Jagna A Booming Business
January 31, 2011, 06:04:59 PM
haha. buwad, okay lang ug mo kaon calamay so long as mo inom pood ka sa imong glucophage/ metformin. :)

en moderaccion lang.
#25295
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 01:01:55 PM
Lami bitaw kuno ang bisong sa baka, especially the lips...  ;D

Read on...

Here’s my favourite recipe for Cow’s Vagina Lips â€" and I’ll have you know some of the best chefs in Europe (and my late grandmother on my father’s side) prepared this dessert in this fashion:

600 Cow’s Vagina Lips
4 Tablespoons castor sugar
6 egg yolks
5 ml vanilla essence

Blend the above ingredients together until smooth and free of lumps.

Strain through a tea strainer or sieve and then pour into ramekin dishes.

Bake for about 15-20 minutes in an oven of 180°C until set. You will know when they are set when the lips don’t ripple.

Remove from heat, cool and then refrigerate.

Once cool top with the following: a teaspoon of white sugar on each…… use your blow torch or grill to brown.

Cow’s Vagina Lips are best when still cold right through.


http://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=540054&page=1


Bwahaha!  :o


puahahaha ! this is what i call "dako bisong a la shake"

bow. :P
#25296
maayo bitaw mo ingon ta nija: "na hala ka, ug ana-on ra man diay ko nimo, inday, na, mo balik gajud ko sa bohol ron. minjoon nako ug usang boholana...."
#25297
Quote from: fdaray on January 31, 2011, 12:01:58 PM
.......ang Bol-anon buotan gajud, magmahal kanimo hangtod sa kahangturan. Apan ayaw........

Tinuod ba?

hehehe from personal experience lang ha, mo agree ko. ako baja, bisan i duwa-duwa-on lang ko ni inday ilongga, samtang galing mo hilak ta kai gugma sija nako kaajo. pero i-singitan raman diay ta nija. da. pero in the end of the day, when an average guy would have left her already, ako wa jud ko ning hawa. kai buotan man gajud ning bolanon.

when a bolanon loves a woman...hangtud sa kahangturan...



#25298
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 11:56:36 AM
Hilig pud mohigop unod nga baka...

lami bitaw ning unod sa baka, nong, i paris ni sa tuyo nga naay sili ug suka. jawaa leche! lami kaayo.

paris pood na ug ginamos nga taga valencia. patay.
#25299
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 11:56:36 AM
Hilig pud mohigop unod nga baka...

ha ha ha, sigoro hilig pood si ondoy bolanon ug si nong bolanon mo kaon ug bisong.

ah, sigoro.
#25300
Quote from: hubag bohol on January 31, 2011, 11:55:11 AM
Labi na kon naay common passion, sama ani nilang duha...

hmmm unsaon man , nong, ug ilang common passion is: eat and sex?

di ba ma bulingon ilang kutchina? yak  :P