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Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at sabi ng piloto "Fasten your seat belt".

Isang babae nag-panic at ang sabi:
"Ako'y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak
     ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako'y babae?"

Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis si babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda.

Walang nag-voluntir agad.

Sigaw ng babae: "Patunayan ninyong ako'y babae!"

"Ako!" sigaw ng isang pogi at matchong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang butones ng kanyan kamisedentro.

Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.

Tahimik ang lahat...

Hinubad ang polo at ini-abot sa babae.

Sabi niya sa babae, "Pakiplantsa mo 'to!"

Drugs and sex are partners most of the time with a negative outcome; STDs and death
   Life is short, let it end in its own pace
   Pleasure in this world is but for a season

Glace thanks for sharing this info, humot bitaw ning rosemary, good for the meats
pero dili lang nako ibutang sa tubig para kaligo basin magtuo  unya akong
    bana nga naligo apil ang  karne uban nako  sa tub, hahahahah!

bitaw tangkalon, hiktan, lamingon, hehehehe
 

Fornication, illicit affairs are rampant in every country and every sect of life,
     educated and illiterate as well. 
The seaman are not the only ones doing it.
In the hospital where my husband works, to name one incident;
    this 55 year old  white woman who works in this hospital  also
     lets her black boyfriend in her house after her husband leaves to work, no shame while
     the neighbors see  what she is doing.
It's not funny to me, in fact I feel the opposite in knowing that some people laugh at  this sinful act.

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 26, 2010, 09:59:17 AM
Arang ka init diria sa Manila eh.

Last Friday morning, namatay sa heat stroke among silinga nga konsehal sa barangay.

My sister in Cebu told me the same, kono may silingan sila namatay sa heat stroke
    maayo gyud magdala pirme ug tubig mainom ug ayaw palabi buwad sa init

Morag mga insik magtabi sulod sa jeep maglibog lang
    ang ubang pasahero nga  naminaw unsay ilang gipangyawit, hahahahaha

Kakuyaw ba ana  nga iapil sa  makaon,
  the wicked always find a way to devise wickedness
"They are wise to do evil,but to do good they have no knowledge"

hehehehe, mao gyud Hubs, mao sigi lang mi inglis diri matud pa niya
   ang pinoy language sounds like bangles! klang, klang, klang,...

Kon member ko sa jury, uyon ko sa decision nila, man what a creep!
siya ang retired, siging golf, unya dili gani mohugas sa plato,
while nag two jobs ang asawa unya iya pa sawayon nga  tiguwang na.

Well, good for you, hala iluyong na si Carlos and take your advice to the grave.

Lisod magtuon ug laing language, ako bana katsila we've been married
  forever, hangtud karon wala pa gyud ko makat-on kinatsila,  pastilan baya uy!

This policy in the U.S has been adopted even during the previous administration
  no ransom will be given to the abductors for it will just encourage them to keep
   doing it in order to get easy money and also endangering the lives of American
   tourists in foreign lands.

About those Filipino sailors, I hope they will be released soon for those
     pirates will benefit nothing for this crime. Lord have mercy on them.

I like it too, very well said.

It brings me back to my childhood memories, a poor, skinny, little girl with big dreams for a better life.
My motto then was, "Persevere to the pursuit of your legitimate ambition"

A lot of hard work though but it pays of, I give the greatest credit to the Lord
   for His guidance through all my life.

I'm happy, heaven-bound and contentment achieved.
   Praise God for His goodness and mercy that endureth forever.

        The Funeral
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
   procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.
                      You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies: "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

            Guess who?

A couple stood before the preacher to be married.
  The boy's hair was as long as the girl's.
  It was difficult to tell the two apart.
So, the minister said, "Whichever one you are,
                          take whichever one this is,
             to be whatever you are going to be."

The devil is an artist, he paints sin  in very attractive colors.

Kapating gyud nimo Cosme, sero imong  grado karon  

Here's more joke;

Matapobre
Ina: anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon, pauwiin mo dito
      (pagkatapos tawagan)
Anak: Inay babae po ang sumagot.
Nanay: lintik!!!! sinasabi ko na nga ba, may tinatago yang tatay mo eh. anong sabi?
Anak: ..."you only have zero balance in your account...!"
         hindi ko na tinapos nay mukhang matapobre.

Her family can hire all the lawyers they want, but there's only one problem
  ang mga ebedensya nga didto sa iyang possession  maoy magsulti sa iyang binuhatan
   plus a bunch of witnesses.

She can make faces as she wants, as far as I know she is nothing but an ugly
   witch, another Judas  Iscariot and a snake of the lowest, filthiest kind.

And what a sorry, sorry family she got for trying to cover up her bloody hands
   and are willing participants of her sins.

Hell is enlarging, am sure they already make some reservation as well, exactly the same
  way when she lured Vi to the pit of death.

Lisod na madisiplina kon dako na, kay tungod ni mother niya
  sobra ka love, gipatubo, padako nga baliko, nagbuhi diay to ug bitin
   karon giunay siyag tundok,...learn a lesson mother

Though nakedness are abundant all over the world, it cannot be singled out as a
    reason for recurrent and sporadic quakes as noted.

Just like in the days of Noah prior to the flood, today is just history repeating
   itself, but as the Lord said, the rainbow is a sign that never again He will
    cleans the Earth with flood but this time it will be brimstone and fire from heaven
      just like Sodom and Gomorrah, the people never learn the lesson until it's too late.

Sad 

Exactly, the Lord Jesus himself had paid in full through his Vicarius death at Calvary
           He shed his blood to atone the sins of the whole world.
           All you need to do is come to repentance and get saved, so you can have
           the eternal life as he had promised if you choose him.

MDB, basin mao na ang driver sa habal-habal gi post ni fdaray,
        naniid lang sa panahon...



   Gitawag ni ug sky-lab sa Cebu, wala ko kasuway sakay ana pero dili ko mosuway gyud
           matukwang pa noon na, maungas akong dagway, aguy!

"Spare the rod, spoil the child"
Isn't that what the Bible said?
 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 22, 2010, 04:47:50 AM
Jus't because you can't see GOD, Doesn't mean he is not there."For we walk by faith,not by sight"

How true that is, God can see you even if you do things in the dark.
The Jews rely on sight/signs but we Gentiles/Christians  walk by faith.

Mao gyud glace, unsaon kaha pagpasulod ana uy! hahahahaha

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife
decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

They had been at each others throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say.
On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 5...10...15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up
by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterward, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied,
"I can have her here every Tuesdays and Thursdays."

He is liable for malpractice lawsuit, financial and mental anguish due to the patient.
  Ang mga lawyers gusto kaayo ani nga case nga minilyon god resulta,
    patagam ni Doctor Danghag!

One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden,
  a huge pack of Indians attacked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples.
The chief then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face.
He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in.
He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes.
The chief soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy.
After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apparent reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second,
"Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing,
"I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

Pinagbili ang Misis
May isang lasing na pumasok sa Bar. Napansin ng mga customer na umiiyak ang lasing.
Tinanong ng isang customer kung bakit.

Lasing: Kagabi, nandito rin kami ng Misis ko pero pinagbili ko siya ng maubusan
          ako ng perang pang bili ng alak.

Customer: Ang lupit naman pala ng ginawa mo sa asawa mo. Siguro, nagsisi ka na
             dahil doon sa nangyari kagabi kaya't gusto mong bumalik siya sa iyo!

Lasing: (Napapaiyak pa rin) Talagang gusto kung bumalik siya sa akin!

Customer: Ngayon, na 'realized' mo na mahal mo pa rin ang asawa mo, di ba.

Lasing: Hindi naman. Gusto ko siyang bumalik dahil naubusan na naman
         ako ng pera at gusto kung uminom ngayong gabi!

"Laughter has no foreign accent"

fascinating story 

boxer unya hasta asawa praktisan ug  kulata
  oh well, bye

Lorenzo, just to let you know I really appreciate your endeavor
  of spreading the good news, the eternal words of God for those who
  loves to know.
"The Lord is not slack concerning His promise as some men count slackness,
     but is long-suffering to us ward, not willing that any should perish, but
     that all should come to repentance"   2Peter3:9

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says,
   "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do,
   never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in.
The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth.
Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is.
Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see
  their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man.
The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe
   when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."
She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

58 degrees F, naghabohabo, nice and cool

May isang bata pumunta sa heaven at nakita niya si San pedro nagbabantay sa labas ng gate at
  pinapasok siya at maraming orasan nakadikit sa pader at tinanong ng bata si San Pedro

bata: San pedro bakit po ang daming orasan dito sa Heaven?

San pedro: kasi ang orasan na yan ay mga ginagawa ng tao kung may nagawang siyang kasalanan gagalaw iyan

bata: ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at hindi ito gumagalaw)

bata: San Pedro bakit hindi ito gumagalaw

San Pedro: dahil Madre iyan

bata: ah, ok (tinignan niya ang isang orasan at mabagal itong gumalaw)

bata: San pedro bakit po ito ang bagal gumalaw?

san pedro: dahil mabait siya hindi siya gaanong nagkakasala

bata: ah ok teka muna nasaan yung kay ate glo?

San Pedro: ah kay Gloria na sa office ko, ginagawang Electric Fan.

basin Eunuch and gioperahan, hehehehe
surgery done by Dr. Ops! ay sayop dah...

"Both cheerfulness and grumbling are contagious.
  It's up to you what kind of epidemic you start."

A man is almost about to die
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife,
   "I cannot die without telling you the truth.
   I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage.
   All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women.
   And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

Biblically, the priesthood was given to the tribe of Levi, wala gidili nga dili magminyo
   pulos sila mga minyo, usa sa mga priest nga gitawag  nga man of God si Eli
  siya minyo ug daghan mga anak.

Now, bahin sa Roman Catholic priesthood,  naghimo silag rules ug
   I let the readers check out the reason why, ug nga gidili magminyo

Historically, there are reports of papal immorality, some of the popes were so depraved  and base
   in their actions, even people who professed no religion at all were ashamed of them.

Such sins as adultery, sodomy, simony, rape, murder and drunkenness.
To link such sins with men who have claimed to be the Holy Father and the Vicar of Christ.

Pope Sergius III (904-911)- obtained the papal office by murder, he bore several illegitimate
           children in open sin with Marozia. Described by Gregorovius as a terrorizing criminal
            described by Baronius as a monster.
            He reign for 7 years whiles his concubine and her Semiramis-like mother held court with
               pomp and voluptuousness  that recalled the worse days of the ancient empire.
Pope John X (914-928) - Theodora the mother of Pope Sergius supported John's election to papacy
             to cover up her illicit relations with him.
             Marozia the concubine of pope Sergius smothered John to death, she wanted him out of the way
                   so Leo VI (928-929) could become pope.
             His reign was short for he was assassinated by Marozia when she learned he had given his
                     heart to a more degraded woman than herself.
John XI - the teenage son of Marozia and pope Sergius became pope, but in quarreling with some
             of his mother's enemies, he was beaten and put into jail where he died from poisoning.
John XII -(955) the grandson of Marozia became pope at eighteen years of age.
           Catholic Encyclopedia describes him as a course, immoral man, whose life was such that the Lateran
           was spoken of as a brothel.
           Fifty Italian and German bishops convened in St Peter's; John was accused of sacrilege, simony,
                       perjury, murder, adultery and incest.
            John died on 14 of May 964, eight days after stricken with paralysis in the act of adultery.
Pope Boniface (984-985)- maintained his position through a lavish distribution of stolen money.
       
    These are just few  among numerous recorded immoralities among the popes
          but the point I"m trying to emphasize here nga it's not only some of the priests are doing it
          kon dili ang uban sad nga lider sa ibabaw.

    In fairness of those who keep their vocation at heart, please be it known, wala mo apil ani nga linya ha?

   Nakalimtan na lang  noon ta, pangitaa kono ko ninyo palihug, uy!

Hubs, kadtong mga offending priests
   kon dili sila kacontrol sa ilang hormonal surge
 

As they say, dogs are man's best friend,
the retriever really had his master retrieved though..

Wait a second, where have you been all these years?
When Oprah was a child and really need a real father
    karon na lang nga bilyonarya na  siya ug wala na
     magkinahanglan ug  amahan to guide her.
Gusto lang moapil sa talk show or what...

The desire to mate is the strongest urge among humans  and animals,
if being a priest forbid sexual gratification  then it's better to change the rules.
Allow the priests to get married than hiding in secret places and violating
both sexes especially the helpless children.
Castration is another option though 

MDB sa una ra baya ko bukogon, kuyaw mapalid sa hangin pero
   karon kay gibilbil na, hahaha  nausab ang  panahon

sobra ka simple, bukogon 

Baliwala ang kinabuhi sa pamilya kay mas labaw ang pagmahal sa internet
    naunsa naman intawon ang  pangutok ani niya, nibalintong tingali

    tabangi kono ko ninyo ug duot aning  wheel burrow

"Pride is  the most peculiar disease known to the human family,
    it makes everyone sick except the fellow who has it"

"..and He will come like  a thief in the night"

the first time He came, he came meek like a lamb
pulled to the slaughter house
scourged, shed His blood to atone the sin of the
whole world
      But;
His second coming, He will come and rule with a
   rod of iron
To judge the unbelievers, set up His kingdom
  and to rule with righteousness
Oh, what a blessed day that will be.
You better be ready to meet thy God.

  Repent or perish, the choice is yours.

The showbiz is full of these, all I can do is to refrain from it.
Signs of the end-time
  Men are lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.

"Not a single woman in the United States expressed a preference for spanking."

First the schools removed the Bible, then the government  will take your children
   away through the Social Services Department if you spank them irregardless of the reason
   it's a pretty rough deal.

"repspect", maybe you mean respect
    the "rigths" maybe you mean rights
   now what choices do we have here?
I'm just wondering about the dangling sentence you have here (cheers  )

Too much speeding

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say"

"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,

"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

ay kadaghan diay ug buhionon, haha usa ka dosena

Quote from: calle on April 17, 2010, 08:33:49 AM
nganung behind man, statesville?

Calle, kay bad word man god kon moingon ko ug
     letra nga a  unya sunod letra kay s,   na kamo na lay tiwas
     masilihan unya akong simod, ngeh!

Hinaut dili tinood pero kon pananglit tinood ni nga hitabo
  gitabonan lang na sa ospital  kay dili gusto maapil sa
  imbestigasyon, how sad.

"Be careful not to step on somebody's toes today
  for it might be connected to the behind of a
  person that you'll be kissing someday"

It's a great relief that this child was found safe and sound.

  hahaha pili lang hai dali hiwaon..

here's more;
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and
    told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

interesting info, so green barley juice makapugong sa pagpangunot
  thank you for sharing

"Pride is  the most peculiar disease known to the human family,
    it makes everyone sick except the fellow who has it"

 naa diay isda dinha?



Take care our environment, let's go recycling

Lami bitaw ning buwad, taboni lang ug adto sa gawas
  haona kay magpoot sulod sa balay

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effect.

Kon mao man gani na, he needs to be deported balik sa U.S. para ma trial

Aquarius lami nang ulo sa buwad o gamay nga isda bag-ong pinirito ituslob ug suka pinakurat
   mintras kagomkom pa kaayo
Kita akong bana nga katsila what I did pastilang sigaha lagi sa  iyang
   mga mata  dayong ingon,
"Are you a cannibal? you are not supposed to eat the head of the fish"
   Hmmmp, mana noon ug lamoy,  yummy, hahahahaha kinamot pa gyud
   Isda nga presko ug giprito  noon to dili buwad kay bahoan ang mga puti ana...

Hofelina, cute kaayo ka

 Ang kilay ra ang palihokon imbis moingon ug o (yes)

 +, hala langoy baboy kay human aslon na ka hahahaha

Hala padayon ta ug ngisis dinhi

HIMATYON NGA INSIK
Insik: Pedlo, ako kamaguwangan
Pedro: Ako ni Pa.
Insik: Juan, ako kamanghulan
Juan: Dia ra ko Pa.
Insik: Maliya, ako asawa
Maria: Dia ra ko.
Insik: Mga wala silbi! Naa mo tanan dinhi. Wala bantay ato tindahan!!!

Ang akong gihunahuna ang akong hunahuna nga basiyo kaayo karong
  buntaga kay lagi it's Monday morning after a  slightly rough week-end shift,
  hurot na akong hunahuna, basin unya makapanghagdaw ko sa sudlanan
 

Ah Monday morning, gorgeous day, about 56 degrees F diri early AM,
 heavy kaayo ang pollen, yellow ang ibabaw sa mga awto,
flowers everywhere, my azaleas are blooming, the daffodils, wow,
 nice and gentle breeze, lovely, ayaw lang hingos palabi kay
 mag atsi-atsi ang resulta, ahhhh-cho! pollen kadaghan...

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy,
   and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
  The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink.
    I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office.
My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.

The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it,
I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.
I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about
    putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Parrot Jungle biologist Joe Wasilewski struggles with a still unnamed 6-foot-long albino alligator.
The alligator, born in 1995 and weighing about 45 pounds,
     arrived at Parrot Jungle in Miami from his native New Orleans.



Mardi Gras," a blue eyed white alligator at the Palm Beach Zoo, is nine feet long
    and 250 pounds. He is not an albino but has a rare genetic mutation called leucism.
These gators have blue eyes and lack pigment in their skin only.
Albino animals lack color in their entire body and have pink eyes.



A Golden Lion Tamarin, one of the world's most unusual primate species and one of
  the last few hundred on earth, is photographed in Brazil's Poco das Antas reserve.



Marina Beck, 7, St. Cloud, Fla., and her hairless rat Katie wait to be judged in the
   ugliest pet portion of the Pet Show competition at the Kissimmee Valley Livestock Show in 2006.



More than half of the Black bears that live in an area of the Ocala National Forest,
   like this seen here in this 2002 photo handout photo taken near Lynn, Fla.,
   are suffering from a unique type of mange that makes their hair fall out.
   The mange is linked to mites that attack the bears' skin.

 
   Tan-awa ang mga paa ni inday o
   

Ka cute, ka discipline baya nila naglinya huwat sa turno
           unsay magnetism kaha nga  ilang gipili nang kahoya para ihian?
           Animals pee to mark its territory, pero morag daghan ra ang niangkon ani.
                   

Thank you Inday Raqs, ato lang tubagon sa sambingay
                              ug dili pinaagi ug biaybiay
                              kon unsa  ang ilang kalipay
                              hala, padayon sa tagay!
                                   

wow! pulos nindot pagka kuha

Hi Glacier, welcome back, taas taas gyud imong penitensya lagi at least
    you are back to the world of the living, daghan baya ang gimingaw nimo
     hahahaha 

Time pa  kadiyot, si Lig-on nagkampanya para ni Herrera sa thread bahin ni Carolla
  katol akong bagolbagol ani noon naminaw da
  So pili Herrera o Carolla   

Hala sigi padayon ug birada
inom hangtud mga mata mosiga

Kon mao kini ang imong kalipay
bisan linaktan magsusapinday

Gininhawa  pwerteng angtura
ang dagway di na mahitsura

Ang tiyan nagdagook
ang lubot nagbagotbot

Ang hangin sa kagabhion
dili panumbalingon

Alak maoy  kinaham
pangandoy sa ginhawaan

Ikaw ra gihapon ang mag-antus
kon ang atay mohubag ug maghapdos.

For popularity context, ang tungaw gusto mokapyot sa ikog sa kabaw,
  para mosikat, unsa man sad na iyang dila ba pulos man hugaw
   ang  mangguwa, balikas way preno.
Basin  igtan-aw niya sa samin maglagot siya sa  iyang nakita ug wala
  makaayon sa dagway nga nagtan-aw balik niya.

Kon nailhan na man kaha diay ni siya, nganong  walay mitug-an kon hai nagtago?
Walay tawo nga dunay anting-anting, estorya ra na minugna sa hingtungdan para panghadlok,
  Kuwang ra na sa pospos, para mapanton.
   

 

Alzheimer's disease will rob your loved ones away from you, it's really sad
   but true, mora sila ug living-dead.
Buhi pero ilang memory  nibalik na sa pagkabata, dili na makaila sa ilang present family
  it's a progressive disease  and no cure.

Early onset, symptoms shows of memory lapses then Dementia sets in padulong
  na ngadto sa Alzheimer's in which sa last stage, mawala na ang ability to speak
  to chew and motor coordination.

Some medications are currently used for memory enhancement
  pero mora lang ug para madugay  ang ilang mental ability
  pero dili kapugong sa progress sa maong disease.

In my profession, kadaghan nako kawitness ani nga scenario which just caused
    anguish and pain to the family; the majority are seen in Nursing Homes
    the last stop of these people while waiting to die.

Luoy bitaw kaayo, I hope walay mangangasal dinha masaag magdala nag tungan.
 

Mga hubog....

Kono ang tawo nga kamao mobarang inig ka
  Biyernes  Santo adto sa kakugnan kay maglana
  unya ibobo sulod sa garapa nga dunay daghan
  sagol para barang? 


 

Bugs, ka pilyo ba nimo, magtabon sa kangitngit 
  kalimot ka naay daghang umang nag bantay nimo

BQN, basin gi alimungawan lang ka,  hahahaha

Here's another joke I would like to share with you all;

..   A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

The busdriver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

I love Pilita Corales songs, nindot  pulos,
   her voice is just beautiful, soothing 

nindot  nga  photos, inspiring kaayo

Sunset can be compared to  life, the time of
  closing the pages, near-end, nearly gasping
  to take the last breath, mesmerize the times
  when young and able to run like a deer
  to go down at the end, the sunset of our life
  the last breath before  facing judgment
  better be ready to face thy God.

vrgl, that's really picture perfect, the contrast of the colors,
   the Lord really created this world beautifully
   Oh, what a Savior, my Lord and my God
    Jesus Christ my Lord. Thank you forever so much.

Matam-is nga kagahapon
sa kinabuhi pagahandomon

Kagahapon nga matahom
sa gugmang wa damhon

Sa katapusan naangkon
nakab-ot ug malipayon

Imong misis swertehon
nakabana ug balaknon.

pamahaw= cup of coffee, toast and scrambled egg
paniudto = tender piece of steak over pasta with alfredo sauce
panihapon= wala pa sayo pa man, basin maghumba ko, yummy
                unless tagaan ko ni Hubag ug usa ka pirasong tuna, hahahaha

Oscar stands on her cage at the Broward County Humane Society.
Oscar, a cockatoo, plucked out all of her feathers because she has a rare feather
and beak disease. She has been living at the Humane Society for 12 years.



very very very ugly monkeys
(AP Photo / Heribert Proepper / March 31, 2008)
Two 6-week old offspring Red Bellied Tamarin (Saguinus labiatus) sit on the back of
  an adult animal in the small zoo of Gettorf, north of Kiel, northern Germany.



A Meishan pig photographed at the Tierpark Zoo in Berlin. The zoo presented the
  Meishan Pig family as the good luck pig for the new year 2008.
   In Germany, the pig is a traditional symbol of good luck at the beginning of a new year.



In this photo released by the Wildlife Conservation Society, Opus, a male Saki monkey,
moves among the branches at his new home at New York's Prospect Park Zoo.
Saki monkeys are native to Brazil and other South American countries.
While not an endangered species, sakis are vulnerable to the destruction of their habitats by humans.



An African spurred tortoise (Geochelone sulcata) is seen inside its cage at the Emperor Valley Zoo
and Botanical Garden of Port of Spain in Trinidad and Tobago.
The African spurred tortoise is the 3rd largest tortoise in the world.
The sulcata is the only tortoise in the world that is fully adapted for terrestrial life.



The endangered golden lion tamarins were born on March 10, 2008, and are named Alex and Annie.
Golden lion tamarins are native to the coastal forests of Brazil and are classified as endangered
since there are only an estimated 1,000 individuals remaining in the wild.



Maura Kraus, principal environmental specialist for Collier County, holds a rare
two-headed loggerhead turtle prior to releasing the hatchling at Naples beach in Naples, Fla



This two-headed pit viper snake was born in captivity in Santiago del Estero, Argentina.
The two heads are due to a genetic malformation.



An East African Crested Crane looks is pictured while on display at the animal orphanage in
Nairobi's National Park on October 3, 2008.
The Grey Crowned Crane is about 1 m (3.3 ft) tall and weighs 3.5 kg (7.7 lbs).
Its body plumage is mainly grey. The wings are also predominantly white,
but contain feathers with a range of colours.

Nagkaguliyang man ang tanan, kaon taman,
kanang tawo naglingkod sa baril gabitbit pa gyud ug tungan
hai naman ang karsada?