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Hahahaha, mao gyud dunay kapasanginlan 


Panginabuhi  para sa pamilya;

Hala padayon kita sa  fables;

  The Lion and the Boar


  A LION and a Boar, who were fighting for water at a pool, saw some
     vultures hovering significantly above them. 
"Let us make up our quarrel," said the Boar,
    "or these fellows will get one of us, sure."

  "I should not so much mind that," replied the Lion,
    "if they would get the right one.  However,
    I am willing to stop fighting, and then perhaps I can grab a vulture.
        I like chicken better than pork, anyhow."

moral lesson: stop bickering, eat all you can 

grabe kadako, morag gituyo ug lungag 

Hala pagbugno mo dinha  

 Happy shopping at wal mart

Wolf, tinood gyud na, dunay akong kapartidohan sa pinas hinomdom lang kon may problema,
  at least simple email  hello plus updates unsay lakaw sa palibot lipay na ko ana
  kining laging dia ta sa yutang langyaw naningkamot.

Hubag,  naluya kog katawa aning imong cannibal lee
   

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 05, 2010, 01:22:45 AM
I told my friend about this, and she said what if one day your favorite lemon grass gonna talk back? Ngekkkkkk..

Huh?  kakuyaw kaha noh? ingnon ka sa lemon grass (tangad)
"Ilara tits, kahibawo ko maglata kag manok para paniudto maong ngisi ka nagtan-aw nako"
   

 
Bisan kinsa namang bayhana uy molikay gayud
walay ganahan sa lalaking gidanlakan.

  
pero kon masipyat
hala padayon ug lumpayat

Bisan uncomfortable pero I miss it kay lagi part na sa atong culture
         

Mao man gyud ni ang atong sakyanan publico onli in da Philippines
   pero garantisado sukol sa kabatuan ug sa  kalapokan.

Bitaw sad tong paria wala man makonsensya sa iyang gibuhat nidagan
  dinha sa Pinas palayo sa America kay diay nagtago.
Daghan na ra ba nga mga foreigners dinha, whatever reason naa sila diha puyo.

They say that the youth are the hope of the fatherland,
         morag nawala naman ang hope ani   

Maayo gani kay natabang sila

Anthrax is a naturally-occurring disease of animals (e.g., sheep, goats, and cattle)
caused by the bacterium Bacillus anthracis.

The bacteria live in the soil in many parts of the world and form protective outer coats
called spores (hereafter called anthrax spores).

Spores are able to withstand harsh or adverse conditions that would normally kill bacteria.
Animals can get anthrax by ingesting anthrax spores from the soil.

Anthrax in animals occurs worldwide but can be controlled by vaccination of animals.
In recent years, anthrax has been reported among animals in many countries,
   and is especially common in parts of Africa, Asia, and the Middle East.

It occurs much less frequently in the United States, and animal health and inspection programs
   in the United States further help to prevent people from coming in contact
   with animals with anthrax, or the products from infected animals.

People may acquire anthrax by contact with infected animals or their products, such as hides or hair.

At least justice will be served, as they say
you can run but you cannot hide, sakpan lang gihapon.

Jealousy and envy leads to murder unya ang ilang giilogan
   walay seguro ug mangasawa basin pahimulos lang ang gusto.

Ang white beaches mora na unyag tar beaches similar to the
  incident of oil spill in Alaska 21 years ago, their beaches still got blotches
  of oil  namilit sa bato and mix with the sand until today naa gihapon  ang oil.

Modern life or the  materialistic society to blame for it.
Both parents need to work to meet the bills leaving
   the children under the care of someone else or
   the elderly parent at home  or nursing home.
The economic hardship is  the culprit of all this headache.

Irregardless  of their reasoning, still it's not right for the people to be penalized
       and  pay retroactive- 4 years back?

 Hell, uy mao bah, is that  a name of a hotel?
I wonder what motivated  the owner to choose such name  

wow, breathtaking gyud kaayo like a painting on a canvas

Kapait ra gyud sa biktima hasta ang judge higala sa tulisan
    hustisya nidagan...

About this issue of talking to your plants cheerfully and praising it,  it reminds me of my
   aunt dinha pa ko sa Cebu pirme to siya kadaug sa  contest
   sa among lugar  sa kinanindotan ug tanaman, nindot kaayo iyang  tugkaran  ug
   matud pa niya buntag- hapon siya nag-alima sa iyang tanaman,
   mga buwak sigihan niyag estorya,  pwerte nakong katawa,
   but maybe it's true I really don't know. 

Prayer is a very powerful weapon that
  many refuses to acknowledge its potency.

God maybe out of sight, but
  He is certainly not out of reach;
  He is only a prayer away.

How true that is; silence is the best response.

Christian persecution is not trouble in general,
  everybody has that
Christian persecution is trouble that you get into 
  that you would not have gotten into if
  you hadn't been a Christian.   

They keep the real reason a secret, hmmmmn
  nagpuol kaha?  or just to protect  the husband's political career
  para padayon iyang agenda as the green man and the
  continuous flow of millions ngadto sa iyang bulsa dili masanta.

   Hahaha dako kaayog kalainan

here's more

Noon at ngayon

Noon!
cati:mare.! bakit ka na-iimpake?
liaka:mag-aabroad na ko!!
cati: uuy siguro mayaman ka na no?

ngayon!
cati:mare.! bakit ka na-iimpake?
liaka:mag-aabroad na ko!!
cati: uuy siguro wala ka nang pera?


noon
asaika: o honey bakit nila kinukuha ung ating gamit?
Gabi: ang tawag dyan lipat bahay

ngayon
asaika: o honey bakit nila kinukuha ung ating gamit?
Gabi: ang tawag dyan akyat bahay ,dali kalagan mo ko!!

noon
voika: honey honey amoy pabango ka ng babae, nambabae ka no!!
lido: hindi hindi !tinesting ko ung pabangong binili ko sa iyo

ngayon

voika: honey honey amoy pabango ka ng babae, nambabae ka no!!
lido: hindi sister pabango ko yon

To be a better local gov't executive or  any position of authority
  a person does not necessarily be a doctor or a lawyer, any
  field of academic achievement will do as long as he/she meets  the criteria of a true leader.

A good leader has an exemplary character.
It is of utmost importance that a leader is trustworthy to lead others.
A leader needs to be trusted and be known to live their life with honestly and integrity.
A good leader “walks the talk” and in doing so earns the right to have responsibility for others.
True authority is born from respect for the good character
    and trustworthiness of the person who leads.

 Mao niy giingon nga "Kagahapon pa lang"  

Kahinomdom ko sa akong tiya ug  alas 12 na sa gabii
 nangatulog na ang tagbalay, bata pa ko adtong panahuna

May  nikutingkuting nga tuno sa sista dayon  may mikanta
 ubos sa bintana

Nibangon akong Tiya ug dayong tambo, dakog pahiyom

Bangon bitaw akong Mama ug nidung-aw apil dala kasaba
" Hoy! walay batasan natugaw among pagkatulog diri,  hawa mo dinha
    kon di mo gusto kabyahan ug tubig"

Quote from: ms da binsi on June 03, 2010, 01:25:27 AM
ug sa tawo pa! hahahahhah! di nalang ko magpa liwat oi!!! maliwatan pa lang ko ug NEANDERTHAL nga baki!

KOKAK!!!!!

Hi! MDB, naluya gyud ko ug katawa sa imong response..hahahaha
    seguro ra ba gyud diay nga moturok, na mosanay unsaon na lang
 

Ing-ana gyud nang mga naas posisyon mopropose unsay plano para moguwa
      ang allocated funds for an approved project unya to mahanaw lang dayon
      kay tua gibulsa, at the expense of the poor people as usual   
        kalooy tawon ni Juan de la Cruz
   

Dia pa gyud lain, read on;   

PETA Skewers the Colonel

PETA this week filed suit against Kentucky Fried Chicken and its parent company, Yum! Brands Inc.,
  alleging that KFC lied to the public about its treatment of the 700 million chickens
  slaughtered each year for its restaurants.

The suit is the latest action taken by the radical animal rights group in its ongoing campaign
  designed to force the restaurant chain to adopt PETA’s vision of more humane policies.

KFC, which denies the charges, accuses PETA of committing "corporate terrorism" and
  claims to have initiated a policy of making surprise inspections at its poultry facilities
  and created an "Animal Welfare Advisory Council."

The company states that its humane policies make it an industry leader,
  and has called the suit "one in a continuing series of publicity stunts."

PETA’s campaign against KFC comes on the heels of a controversial campaign
   called "Holocaust on your plate,"
    which compared humans in Nazi concentration camps
    to livestock, as well as PETA’s ever-popular "running of the nudes."

â€"Source: Associated Press

Here's another example aning baliktad nga  court ruling diri, read on;

What Is Behind Door #1?

Cedrick Makara of New York City, sued Newmark Realty and 40 Worth Associates for negligence,
   which he claimed caused a bathroom injury to his thumb. 

Makara, a NYC claims examiner, used a bathroom the door of which had no knob,
   only a hole “where the knob should have been.” 

He claimed when he put his hand in the hole to leave the bathroom and pulled open the door,
   another patron pushed the door in to enter, severely injuring Makara’s thumb.

The injury was so severe he required surgery on his tendons and missed work for six months.

A jury recently awarded him nearly $3 million â€" $2 million for past and future pain and suffering,
   $200,000 for future medical expenses and $750,000 to his wife, Sharon.

â€"Source:  New York Daily News

uwan, init, humid...

Raised voices, lower esteem

Hot tempers, cools friendships

Loose tongues, stretch truth

Swelled heads, shrink influence

Sharp words, dull respect.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 02, 2010, 11:56:37 AM
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”  

Hubag, mao nay mahitabo kon motulibagbag na ang  sulod sa bagolbagol, hahahahaha
           daghan ni sa mga pulitico kalit ma amnesia

Hofelina thank you kaayo, very interesting facts,
   ang tubig makasabot diay kon kasab-an 

Pataka man lang iyang abogado ug file ug false imprisonment,
  siya ra man nag butang sa iyang kaugalingon diha sa lingkoranan
  wala man sirad-i ang pultahan. Sabog seguro maong wala kamata.

Lord have mercy, what a tragic accident, it's really very sad to lose
   their lives in a freak way.

Ing ana man gyud ning mga bata wala pa gyud kalibotan sa  tinood nga lakaw sa panahon
   ug panginabuhi mao mag-away unya duwa na sad.

Lami bitaw tong bulgor uy, wala na diay ang mga bata ron tagai ug libre nga kaon sa recess?
    maayo na lang to unta sa wala gyud ikaabot palit ug pan ig recess.

People judge you by 3 things; the way you look, the way you talk and the way you act.
And most judgments are based solely on your appearance since the majority of the
       people who see you never get to hear you talk nor observe your actions.

They mentioned  that possibly by August it will be capped,
  the damage is so severe and could be worst in the next 2 months.
 

Through His vicarious death on the cross,
  He shed His precious blood for the sins
   of the whole world.

Windgate, kahimuot kaayo imong jokes

Thank you,  usahay molapas  ana nga oras usa ko kadecide mo edit
   sipyat usahay ang thinking power.

Ganahan ko ug mga horror movies pero  sometimes
   dili ko motan-aw kon sobra ka creepy esp. kon sobra
   ka twisted  ilang illustration in regards to scriptural
   issues.

Hubag, makalingaw gyud bitaw ning karaan nga mga pictures
labi na panahon sa  pagkabata, naligo sa uwan or nagduwa  sa
bonbon, etc...

It's been long overdue, the people need to be taught the importance of trees
  kay  naay daghan mangangahoy nga putol ray nahibaw-an way gitanom
   ug puli.
The health benefit that humans obtain from the trees para ang baga
   dili intawon magsagunto ug  trabaho.

Labi na sa atong culture hilig magtapok, inom, sumsum, kanta
 naay uban palabwanay sa hambog ang malupig  magwild
 kon may  pusil kuyaw magkamatay.

Gun ownership should  be limited only to business owners as protection
    not just for anybody on the street.

Wolf, wow that's really  a cool way to  ease your stress,
    shoot more than a 100 rounds? 

I wonder what triggered this killings,
  is it an act of revenge for a twisted justice?

Quote from: wolfpack823 on June 02, 2010, 01:43:16 AM
I am afraid of the snakes. This is Florida and of course, snakes are ordinary sight everytime I mowed my yard. The mere idea of a snake inside my house chills my spine.

Wolf, how about alligators? kono usahay maabot na sa tugkaran ug kamang.

Sad, more lay-offs, kaping-it na gyud sa economy

Quote from: Bambi on October 28, 2009, 10:11:23 PM
hubs, Wa man koy paborito pero lipay na ko kaajo inig recess labina tong hukaran na ta ug lugaw nga "yellow corn", maglinya magdala ug kaugalingon sartin/plato.

Uy, pareho lagi ta ug gusto; recess ug lugaw nga yellow corn,
   ako magdala ko ug brown sugar para iahug,  hehehehe

Hot tea after eating lunch consisting of  grilled baby back ribs, etc.
   to flush down the grease down the pipe 
           
   

Sudden onset change of patient's condition to the point of
   cardiac/respiratory arrest that calls for a code. 

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on June 01, 2010, 11:38:35 PM
If diri sa mall sa Phils, stressful ang mall Ate. Alingog-ngog. Too many sources of noises. Each store outlet in a mall has its own sound system.

The last time I visited  Cebu, kuyog sa akong mga igsoon nieces and
 nephews nagganayan niadto mi sa SM, sa ground floor naay dako nga restaurant
 ug gusto nila adto mi maniudto.

Pastilan grabe kalagubo ilang  music, morag nagdahunog/linog
 nisiyok akong dunggan nakadungog ani, makalabad sa ulo.

 Nisumbalik ko sa agi para mangita mig  lugar nga dili yagaw ang sonata.
 Dako kaayog ngisi ang akong mga kuyog nagtan-aw nako....  
  Wala ba kaha na mangabungol ang mga  trabahante dinha

Night creepers that camouflaged themselves beneath
  the tar-like darkness  in a moonless night waiting for their prey.

A stroll in the park or mall, house chores,
   praying  and meditation, TV or TB 

Quote from: islander on June 01, 2010, 09:27:33 PM
paano na lang yung mga walang konsiyensa? 

Kon grabe na kamangtas babagan ni satanas ang consensya himoon  collateral
    padulong sa iyang gingharian para maging kanang kamay  ang may-ari nito.

Bisan pa man sa padayong pag-uswag sa buhilaman ug teknolohiya, pero ang
       hunahuna sa namunuan unsaon pagpangurakot sa salapi nga gitugyan kanila
       sa gihapon wala sa kabos mapusli kay tua gisulod na sa ilang  bulsa.

See, who's the boss..

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means
business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?! "

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four
weeks pay; now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks,
 "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
   "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Hahahaha, kalooy sa iring unsa kahay gisungkab ani ay nasakpan..

Constructive criticism is that which is accompanied by
    solitude, tenderness and prayers.
Destructive criticism is that which is accompanied by
    harshness, bitterness, jealousy and pride.

It doesn't bother me a bit as long as I know that  I didn't step on anybody's toe.

No one has been able to stand up indefinitely under carrying a weight of grudge.
For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

God is in control of everything, He even hold the world in his hands.
God is good and His mercy endureth forever.

O, uy mao na ang  hara sa kalasangan hahahaha maanyag
     

Irog ko, hala irog-irog didtog dyutay
unsay sibog, sibog-sibog didtog dyutay...

mga cute..

This is an example how  the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.. lead to death/murder

At least nadakpan, lock him up ang throw the key away.

hehehehe,

here's more;

Exactly, think about others and keep your eyes off yourself
We are commanded to love one another, not to be a brawler.

Of all human passions, love is the strongest, for it attacks
  simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

Aspo, nidaog tingali hahahaha

  ang dila sa baki....



   
 
     
       
   

My concern bahin ani nga disaster basin ug ibalik
   nasad nilag propose ang cap and trade samot na
   kadaghan mawad-an ug trabaho.

They should be imprisoned for life and starve as well.

Nagsnow unya  naked nga naghike, na kon may bear
  ma enkwentro delikado kaonon na siya.

The Holy Bible  contains the word of God, and it will never grow old
  the Lord is the same yesterday, today and tomorrow.
It tells us how to live while waiting for His second coming,
   my God and Savior for eternity.

a lesson to learn..
One Sunday morning a lady said to the pastor,
  "I did not like your preaching this morning."
to which the pastor replied,
   "Neither did the Devil, classify yourself and come back next Sunday."

Quote from: chicogon on June 01, 2010, 01:55:31 AM
Ajaw ninjo pareglahe mga baje because they are very dangerous. Mobawos gani na sila "way sukod." Di na sad mo moagi'g "doghouse" nor the "hospital." Dretso na pod sa...

Hahahaha, human ka dinhang banaha ka..

"The disease of an evil conscience is beyond the practice of all
       the physicians of all the countries in the world"

Hehehe...
More bigMc please

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 30, 2010, 11:53:11 AM
He he, I remember the childhood taunt, "Isumbong, lubot Entong". (Or was it Ensong? I can't say.)

Hahaha, Hubag hinomdom ko ana sa una sungogay sa mga bata
  ang sumpay kay " Kiha, lubot Maya"
  kalooy sa maya napagan tawon....

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 29, 2010, 12:17:15 PM
money is the root of all evil.........

"For the LOVE of money is the root of  all evil;
    which while some coveted after, they have
    erred from the faith, and pierced themselves
      through with many sorrows" 1Timothy 6:10

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 03:32:45 PM
Ngek! Paingon ra ba unta ko mokaon og halo-halo! Nawala hinuon akong gana! Aw, maayo hinuon para several hundred calories less...

Ops, Hubag  I apologize nawala imong gana, I hope  makit-an nimog balik unya.

whew! dah usab ka pa dinha, sigi kang usap sa
    used and recycled pa gyud nga biya sa mga pinoys...hahahahah

here's more;
The church held a "Marriage Seminar" and the Priest asked Luigi, as his 50th wedding anniversary
   approached, to share some insight into how he managed to stay married
   to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to his audience, "Well, I tried to treat her well and spend money on her.
   But the best thing I did was take her to Italy for our 20th anniversary."

The Priest said "Luigi, you are an inspiration to all husbands here today.
 Please tell the audience what you plan for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied "I'm gonna go and get her,  I left her in Italy"

My response will  depend on the type of criticism as encountered;
   constructive criticism or destructive criticism and  oftentimes
   the implied criticism will manifest through non-verbal prejudice
   attitude.
Schisms can be be settled in a diplomatic way unless one refused to do so,
   and continue to carry the chip on his/her shoulder.
I'm glad the Lord does not discriminate  irregardless of what race
    a person was born into.

Mas daghan ang mga tawo mas taas ang krimen
  pero daghan sad nga  gusto ug short cut, easy money
  kono manulis kay tapulan motrabaho.

For me, it's just a medium of exchange used to obtain the necessities of life.
   

 Hubag mao gyud na sila pero  ang grabe kon moubo ug kagalkal
  kaayo morag truck kagang-kagang, langkat
 pa gyud naay uban nga  ila lang sad tunlon. ngek!

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 08:30:10 AM
He he, I'm still far from being 77 but I guess I'll do the same. It's easier to find a beautiful woman than a talking frog.

Hahaha, okey Hubag layo-layo pa gyud imong biyahe so hala
    enjoy ka lang sa daghang beauty on the way

Quote from: jig37504 on May 29, 2010, 04:46:31 AM
indeed, i think you have a wise son

Jig, thank you

Am sure  imong anak has keep you busy supply  sa daghang info,
     wow,  that's a smart kid

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 29, 2010, 05:39:49 AM
Bwahaha! Natural gas which in some people are potent enough to be used in chemical warfare!

Hahaha tinood gyud pero king mga tawo diri merika
  ba kay baliwala ra ila utot bisan  grabe kabaho anha
  pa gyud ipagawas bisan daghang tawo, para nila ang tug-ab maoy
  embarrassment para nila.
Syalan ba uy, nabali man hinoon.

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 29, 2010, 12:06:15 AM
Hi Maam, I think you deserve such compliment. People like you and others here deserve respect mao nang dawat ahong respeto.

Okey Tigs thank you so much , sigi ako na lang dawaton
   before you change your mind imo unya bawion hehehehe