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Quote from: statesville on May 22, 2011, 05:26:01 AM
May pasyente ko mga 90 years old  nga amerkana naglingkod sa recliner sa iyang room
iyang tiil  nagtuy-od sa foot rest when a housekeeper came to clean the room
niingon ang pasyente, "Please do not  sweep under my feet, it's bad luck"
I asked  what  will happen, mitubag  ang pasyente, " I will never get married again"...

da! ambisyosa pood si manang.

segurado sija maka bana napood sija sa mga male residents sa nursing home.

Quote from: hubag bohol on May 25, 2011, 08:28:49 PM
Uyoan `nasudlan’ og demonyo: brgy. tanod
Ni Guam P. Logroño
Tuesday, May 24, 2011


INGON sa nasudlan og demonyo ang uyoan samtang nagkaon sa atay sa iyang 6-anyos nga pag-umangkon kay nausab na ang tingog niini.

Mao kini ang paghulagway sa usa ka barangay tanod nga nagsud-ong kang Efren Metedios, 29, nga nagkaon sa atay ni Lara Mae Concoles niadtong Lunes sa kadlawon sulod sa balay niini sa Barangay, Villahermosa, Tabuelan, Sugbo.

Matod ni Adonis Montuerto dihang nahinabi sa dySS nga daw nasudlag demonyo si Metedios kay lain na ang tingog niini.

Gani ingon sa alingisig ug nangulitog sa ilang mga dunggan samtang sila nagpaminaw sa gipanulti niini.

“Lami man diay ning imong atay, Day, uy. Maora man og kaymito, tam-is,” kutlo ni Muntuerto sa gisulti ni Metedios.

“Lain iyang tingog dili nato iyaha demonyo na to,” dugang ni Muntuerto.

Ang suspek nadakpan kagahapon sa kadlawon human nipauli kay gitugnaw sa bukid diin siya nagtago-tago tungod sa pagsigig uwan.

Gawas niini gigutom usab ang suspek.

Matod ni SPO3 Christopher Sanchez, deputy chief Investigator sa Tabuelan police nga atol sa pagsikop kang Efren, nangandam na kini sa iyang mga butang aron moikyas.

Niaksyon kini sa pagdagan sa pagkahibaw nga anaa na ang mga pulis apan wan a makadagan ug wa sab mosukol sa dihang gipusasan.

Daghang mga samad sa tuhod ug sa iyang bukton ang suspek atol sa pagsikop.

Nagtuo ang kapulisan nga nasamad ang suspek sa kabatoan sa langob nga iyang gitagoan.

Gidala ang suspek sa Tabuelan Rural Health Center aron matambalan kauban sa iyang paryente ug igsuon.

Gialsa siya tungod kay di na makalakaw.

Matod sa suspek nga nahimo niya ang krimen kay gusto niyang tabangan iyang pag-umangkon nga mahimo nang ungo.

Naluoy siya sa bata apan niaksyon kini og pamaak kaniya hinungdan sa iyang pagtigbas sa wa pa niya ni laplapi ug buliburi og asin aron di na masudlan usab og espiritu.

Apan di gihapon makatuo ang mga kabanay sa suspek kay kini buotan ug mapinanggaon.

Matod sa inahan ni Efren nga si Pablita nisulti pa kini kaniya nga gihigugma siya niini og maayo ingon man ang biktima.

Apan niaksyon na kini og panigbas niya sa dihang wa siya nisugot nga modug ang bata niini.

Ang inahan sa bata nga si Elizabeth Concoles wa sa balay niadtong higayona kay naa sa Poblacion nanginabuhi.

Bisan siya di makatuo sa nabuhat sa iyang maguwang .

Alang kaniya sakit kaayo palandungon ang nahitabo sa iyang bugtong anak nga babaye.

Gibasol niya iyang bana nga si Lito Concoles nga kon wa pa nagbinoang sa ilang panag-uban, di sila magbuwag ug di unta mahitabo ang pagkadisgrasya sa ilang anak.

Samtang si Muntuerto niingon nga gisuwayan nilag dasmag ang pultahan sa balay uban sa laing tanod ug sibilyan apan wa maabli sanglit naka-lock kini.

Nahadlok usab sila sanglit sa iyang paglipot sa balay dunay dalang sundang ang suspek hinungdan nga giseguro nalang nila ang inahang si Pablita nga di mahilabtan.(Pearl Ann Bael, Aires Atuel-CNU Comm Interns Sun.Star Superbalita)


Gipatik sa mantalaang SuperBalita Cebu Mayo 25, 2011.

Dili demonyo. Ang diagnosis ani ay:

Manic-Depressive Psychosis.

This man should have been given IV infusion of haloperidol.

Tuberculosis is endemic in the Philippines, considering the population density and the state of medical provisions in the country, particularly in relation to the rural communities.

What is the national government's initiative in curbing tuberculosis rates? How does this trickle down to the regional, provincial and ultimately municipal level?

Pulmonary tuberculosis (TB) is caused by the bacteria Mycobacterium tuberculosis (M. tuberculosis). You can get TB by breathing in air droplets from a cough or sneeze of an infected person. This is called primary TB.

In the United States, most people will recover from primary TB infection without further evidence of the disease. The infection may stay asleep or inactive (dormant) for years. However, in some people it can reactivate.

Most people who develop symptoms of a TB infection first became infected in the past. However, in some cases, the disease may become active within weeks after the primary infection.

The following people are at higher risk for active TB:


      Elderly

      Infants

      People with weakened immune systems, for example due to AIDS, chemotherapy, diabetes, or certain medications

The drama queen: every incident or opportunity, no matter how insignificant, is exploited, exaggerated and if necessary distorted to become an event of dramatic proportions. Everything is elevated to crisis proportions. Histrionics may be present where the person feels she is not the centre of attention but should be. Inappropriate flirtatious behaviour may also be present.

The mind-poisoner: adept at poisoning peoples' minds by manipulating their perceptions of others, especially against the current target.

The manipulator: she may exploit family relationships, manipulating others with guilt and distorting perceptions; although she may not harm people physically, she causes everyone to suffer emotional injury. Vulnerable family members are favourite targets. A common attention-seeking ploy is to claim she is being persecuted, victimised, excluded, isolated or ignored by another family member or group, perhaps insisting she is the target of a campaign of exclusion or harassment.

The organiser: she may present herself as the one in charge, the one organising everything, the one who is reliable and dependable, the one people can always turn to. However, the objective is not to help people (this is only a means to an end) but to always be the centre of attention.

The saviour: in attention-seeking personality disorders like Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy (MSBP, also known as Factitious Disorder By Proxy) the person, usually female, creates opportunities to be centre of attention by intentionally causing harm to others and then being their saviour, by saving their life, and by being such a caring, compassionate person. Few people realise the injury was deliberate. The MSBP mother or nurse may kill several babies before suspicions are aroused. When not in saviour mode, the saviour may be resentful, perhaps even contemptuous, of the person or persons she is saving.

The sufferer: this might include feigning or exaggerating illness, playing on an injury, or perhaps causing or inviting injury, in extreme cases going as far as losing a limb. Severe cases may meet the diagnostic criteria for Munchausen Syndrome (also know as Factitious Disorder). The illness or injury becomes a vehicle for gaining sympathy and thus attention. The attention-seeker excels in manipulating people through their emotions, especially that of guilt. It's very difficult not to feel sorry for someone who relates a plausible tale of suffering in a sob story or "poor me" drama.

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 25, 2011, 09:18:19 PM
Attention-seeking is particularly noticeable with females so I've used the pronoun "she". Males also exhibit attention-seeking behaviour.

Attention seekers commonly exploit the suffering of others to gain attention for themselves. Or they may exploit their own suffering, or alleged suffering. In extreme forms, such as in Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy, the attention-seeker will deliberately cause suffering to others as a means of gaining attention.

tsk tsk tsk. its a shame really that it takes years of psychoanalytic psychotherapy or other forms of behavioral therapy such as psychodynamic psychotherapy to effect change in such persons...

quite interesting really...

Attention-seeking is particularly noticeable with females so I've used the pronoun "she". Males also exhibit attention-seeking behaviour.

Attention seekers commonly exploit the suffering of others to gain attention for themselves. Or they may exploit their own suffering, or alleged suffering. In extreme forms, such as in Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy, the attention-seeker will deliberately cause suffering to others as a means of gaining attention.

Human beings are social creatures and need social interaction, feedback, and validation of their worth. The emotionally mature person doesn't need to go hunting for these; they gain it naturally from their daily life, especially from their work and from stable relationships. Daniel Goleman calls emotional maturity emotional intelligence, or EQ; he believes, and I agree, that EQ is a much better indicator of a person's character and value than intelligence quotient, or IQ.

Attention-seeking behaviour is surprisingly common. Being the centre of attention alleviates feelings of insecurity and inadequacy but the relief is temporary as the underlying problem remains unaddressed: low self-confidence and low self-esteem, and consequent low levels of self-worth and self-love.

Insecure and emotionally immature people often exhibit bullying behaviours, especially manipulation and deception. These are necessary in order to obtain attention which would not otherwise be forthcoming. Bullies and harassers have the emotional age of a young child and will exhibit temper tantrums, deceit, lying and manipulation to avoid exposure of their true nature and to evade accountability and sanction. This page lists some of the most common tactics bullies and manipulators employ to gain attention for themselves. An attention-seeker may exhibit several of the methods listed below.


reference: Psych

Quote from: Kerstin on May 25, 2011, 07:39:37 PM
If all the Science in the world could explain everything.....Could PHYSICS explain why we fall in love with someone without affected by gravity? And why can't LOGIC help us to make things right when we are in love? Would CHEMISTRY give us the elements of love and its formula?

Or could ANATOMY and PHYSIOLOGY locate the scars in our heart? 

haha.


my response:

the supposed 'scars' of the heart are not really in the heart, but in the depths of the cerebral cortex in conjunction with the hypothalamo-limbic system.

what we see with our eyes, touch with our fingers and hands, feel with our body, and hear with our ears are all the main factors that equate to feeling love, and being loved. however, all of these so called senses are governed by the combined processes of the central nervous system and the peripheral nervous system, which are nothing but aspects of the greater nervous system -- in other words, the brain.

so in retrospect, the concept of love is nothing but human rationalization of the electrical impulses that govern the neuromuscular junction , which in turn receives and directs sensations to the brain.

love , the sensation of, feeling of, rationalization of, and philosophizing of , is just a neurological manifestation.

Quote from: grazie7y on May 25, 2011, 06:31:26 AM
Manang, Jan and Dodong, thanks a lot for remembering my birthday.  Pasayloa ko karon ra ko kabasa ani!

way sapayan, ate ging!

Treatment:

The primary ADHD medications include stimulants, nonstimulants, and antidepressants.

Stimulants are the most common treatment for ADHD in children and adolescents. They include methylphenidate -- Ritalin, Metadate, Concerta -- or amphetamines, including Dexedrine, Dextrostat, and Adderall. A newer drug, Vyvanse, is a type of amphetamine that’s formulated to last longer and to be less conducive to dependence than other stimulants.

Other FDA-approved drugs for ADHD in children and adolescents include the nonstimulants Strattera and Intuniv. Strattera works on levels of the brain chwmical norepinephrine and is quite effective at treating and controlling ADHD symptoms. Intuniv affects certain receptors in the brain and also improves concentration and impulse control. Both of these drugs pose a much lower risk of abuse or dependence than stimulants.

The antidepressant Wellbutrin has been shown to be beneficial in treating ADHD. Wellbutrin can be an alternate treatment when tolerance or abuse of a stimulant is a problem.

Antidepressants have a positive effect on all three of the major components of ADHD: inattention, impulsivity, and hyperactivity. They are another option for children whose response to stimulant medication has been inadequate. They also are used as an alternative for children who experience unacceptable side effects, such as tics or insomnia, from stimulant medication.

reference: webMD

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 25, 2011, 08:55:35 PM
Histrionic:

People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.

hmmm...a good example of this was nba star dennis rodman.

reference: Diagnostic Statistical Manual for Mental Disorders

Histrionic:

People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.

Borderline:

Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing themselves injury. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. They think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.

Antisocial:


A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. They tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.

Schizotypal:


Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.

Quote from: Lorenzo on May 25, 2011, 08:53:07 PM
Schizoid:

People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."

hmmm...i know someone who manifests this..

Schizoid:

People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."

Paranoid:


Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges.

A list of some simple psychiatric disorders. Quite interesting really...

symptoms:


What are the symptoms of ADHD in children?

Inattention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity are the key behaviors of ADHD. It is normal for all children to be inattentive, hyperactive, or impulsive sometimes, but for children with ADHD, these behaviors are more severe and occur more often. To be diagnosed with the disorder, a child must have symptoms for 6 or more months and to a degree that is greater than other children of the same age.
Children who have symptoms of inattention may:

    * Be easily distracted, miss details, forget things, and frequently switch from one activity to another
    * Have difficulty focusing on one thing
    * Become bored with a task after only a few minutes, unless they are doing something enjoyable
    * Have difficulty focusing attention on organizing and completing a task or learning something new
    * Have trouble completing or turning in homework assignments, often losing things (e.g., pencils, toys, assignments) needed to complete tasks or activities
    * Not seem to listen when spoken to
    * Daydream, become easily confused, and move slowly
    * Have difficulty processing information as quickly and accurately as others
    * Struggle to follow instructions.

What is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder?

• Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is one of the most common childhood disorders and can continue through adolescence and adulthood. Symptoms include difficulty staying focused and paying attention, difficulty controlling behavior, and hyperactivity (over-activity).
  ADHD has three subtypes:1
  
       Predominantly hyperactive-impulsive
            o Most symptoms (six or more) are in the hyperactivity-impulsivity categories.
            o Fewer than six symptoms of inattention are present, although inattention may still be present to some degree.
  
       Predominantly inattentive
            o The majority of symptoms (six or more) are in the inattention category and fewer than six symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity are present, although hyperactivity-impulsivity may still be present to some degree.
            o
  
  
            o Children with this subtype are less likely to act out or have difficulties getting along with other children. They may sit quietly, but they are not paying attention to what they are doing. Therefore, the child may be overlooked, and parents and teachers may not notice that he or she has ADHD.
  
       Combined hyperactive-impulsive and inattentive
            o Six or more symptoms of inattention and six or more symptoms of hyperactivity-impulsivity are present.
            o Most children have the combined type of ADHD.
  
  Treatments can relieve many of the disorder's symptoms, but there is no cure. With treatment, most people with ADHD can be successful in school and lead productive lives. Researchers are developing more effective treatments and interventions, and using new tools such as brain imaging, to better understand ADHD and to find more effective ways to treat and prevent it.

reference: NIMH [National Institute of Mental Health]

lol haha. your husband has an amazing keen sense of smell then. years ago when i was back in college, i went to an asian supermarket in pittsburgh, pennsylvania with a group of my friends and happened to stumble on a pack of buwad. from the philippines, too. i bought those and some dried squid.

the following morning i had the urge to cook it and so i did. to my filipino senses, the smell of fried buwad and scrambled eggs in the morning was delicious and tantalizing. mouth watering. especially when one eats it with freshly cooked rice and a nice little plate of vinegar with hot peppers dipped inside. delicious.

unfortunately, my 4 white-american room mates did not feel the same. LOL.

my one good friend, bryan, came out of his room to see what was going on and ran to me asking if something died or what. i can never forget his question, "al, what in all things holy is that awful smell? what are you eating?" as soon as he said that, my 3 other room mates came out: rob, don, and phil. i had to explain to them that the smell came from the contents that i had purchased the day before at the asian supermarket in pittsburgh.

their facial expressions were priceless. they did , ultimately, eat on the table with me. tho no one ventured to try the buwad, save bryan. he eventually had a whole buwad and naturally even dipped it in the vinegar. lol.

as for the rest; they don't know what they were missing.

this should be reversed, if referring to a post-argument with a woman.

majority of the time would be apologizing.

Quote from: benelynne on May 23, 2011, 06:49:13 PM
Yes, I met Manay by chance aboard Weesam.  I was about to call the attendant to complain about someone grabbing my seat, when the culprit stood up, broke into the sweetest, most irresistible smile and gave me a hug introducing herself as "Manay Tess." Mura gyud ug dugay na mi magkaila. We later retreated to the unoccupied seats at the back and spent the next two hours in a very engaging conversation--you bet, partly about all of you in this thread--islander, hubag bohol, father chic, virgil and anna. Mas bata diay si Manay sa personal.

tito ben,

how are you ? i'm happy to see that you had a spontaneous /random eb with manay tess. truly, this woman is a good lady with an infectious laugh. i met manay 2 times last year. the first time when i invited her to my father's house in tagbilaran. the second time when i met her again in tagbilaran airport. she whistled at me. lol. we both sat together while waiting for air airplane to manila. it was an instant conversation for an hour or so before our planes came. she has a lot of stories to tell, and a lot of spirit in her. a really good woman. down to earth and very direct.

i hope all is well with you, tito ben. my warm regards.


best,
bran lorenz

kani may kuyaw kaayo.

blue pa jud.

Quote from: chicogon on May 23, 2011, 08:17:36 AM
LORRAINE HESS IN CONCERT at 2:30PM today, May 22, 2011, at St. John of the Cross Church where she performs my Dear Jesus. She almost made me cry... hmmm, maybe I did 


Dear Jesus â—‹ Lorraine Hess Live

incredible.

Quote from: chicogon on May 23, 2011, 08:53:57 AM


A pose with the singer-songwriter

cute.

lorraine: you know, fr, you look pretty cute.

fr. roel: oh you know, can't really do that stuff now. you missed me by 20 years. perhaps during my seminary years

lorraine: why not now?

fr. roel: ha ha ha ha ha! now now now. the cast ha ajaw pag ing ana.

lorraine: (smiles)

bwahaha.


~~

seriously tho. she looks beautiful in this picture. ikaw pood fr. roel, gwapador lang gihapon.

Quote from: chicogon on May 24, 2011, 11:44:05 PM
Mura raman ta anig ga conjugate:

BOLI (Bolinaw)
BALI (Balingsya)
BILI (Bili Na)

haha. mo try pood ko ha.

ABS ALL

Ang bolinao sa amoa lami lagi!

cujo,

your husband isn't used to the effervescent aroma of fried buwad ? lol. my one good friend, a filipino physician, is so fond of fried buwad and eggs that during our lunch breaks at the hosptal, he opens his topper ware and lo and behold-- fried buwad with fried eggs and a ton of rice. he drinks his all-time-favorite coca cola.

i can't help but laugh whenever i see the facial reaction of the african-american nurses and white-american nurses to the smell of the food. its a mix of shock, wonder, and curiosity. but then the filipino nurses respond with comments such as, "oy doc! share naman ang pagkain mo!" hahaha.

panagsa panagsa ra jud, jun. every 12 years , my rate. lol!

kamusta naman ka, brod? regards.

navy blue is my favorite color.

When daisies pied, and violets blue,
  And lady-smocks all silver-white,
And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue
  Do paint the meadows with delight,
The cuckoo then, on every tree,
Mocks married men, for thus sings he:
      “Cuckoo!
Cuckoo, cuckoo!” O word of fear,
Unpleasing to a married ear.

When shepherds pipe on oaten straws,
  And merry larks are ploughmen’s clocks,
When turtles tread, and rooks, and daws,
  And maidens bleach their summer smocks,
The cuckoo then, on every tree,
Mocks married men, for thus sings he:
      “Cuckoo!
Cuckoo, cuckoo!” O word of fear,
Unpleasing to a married ear.

Quote from: rubenf24 on May 22, 2011, 07:49:22 AM
It is better for the person to stay single or not married, but if it will make him/her to commit adultery or having contacts with different persons, then, it is better to marry ( qouted from the Bible). In my opinion, marriage is the best way to combat these sexually trasmitted diseases.

Ah yes, one should have temperance and prudence in this situation. Thanks for sharing your view, Ruben.

Jesus said to him, " 'You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.'

-Matthew 22: 37

Karon ning balik na sila. I will post pictures when they come back stateside.

Quote from: chicogon on May 21, 2011, 05:07:09 AM
Ows? 

hahaha. tinuod lagi.

Quote from: chriswise on May 21, 2011, 03:48:35 AM
looy kaayo naning kamot intawon og labang,,he,he,

Luoy pood bitaw kai naning kamot sila. this guy is really good for stepping up for the little guys.

The Philippine Military has been saying it is undergoing modernization for years since the late 90s. Yet in over 10 years we have not acquired any superiority fighters. All we have to show are used and run down / refitted old American Broncos and propeller air craft that constitutes the bulk of the air force. There is a saying that the Philippine Air Force is called the Air Farce.

We have nothing, no fighters or any recon picket craft that can even go against / toe to toe against China's air superiority fighters.

We cannot pacify and crush the Abu Sayaff and require American assistance to crush a bunch of separatist rebels; now we are trying to engage the military might of the People's Republic of China? One of China's provinces is bigger than Philippines. How can a shrimp go against a whale?

the philippine government is very wise. they are pouring media articles and news reports on supposed chinese violation. the truth of the matter is the fact that the chinese have already been intruding philippine air space, and naval territory for years.

the increased threat induces the united states to increase its military financial aid packages to the philippines per annum. most of which, unfortunately go to the pockets of corrupt generals.

luoy kaayo ang pilipinas. we are still using 1940's style frigate ships as our flagship of the navy. its a floating tin can.

realistically speaking, china will not attack philippines. it has too much special interests in the region. besides, there is a large chinese population in the philippines already. the chinese/ tsinoys already control the philippine economy.

why should china take over philippines? the richest men in the philippines are chinese/ tsinoys. eg) tan, gukongwei, sy, lim, etc..

how cute.

gi pick pocket sa mga corrupt generals / air marshals....

Quote from: chicogon on May 21, 2011, 03:10:54 AM
Nakatimaho ra gani, di pa jud na sure 

fr. roel, daghang mga babaye ning hilak sigoro when they found out you entered seminary eh?

ingon god ahong auntie , my father's younger sister, that she had a crush on you kono when you guys were in high school. divine word college man toh?

Quote from: chriswise on May 21, 2011, 03:01:24 AM
naa may muslim na minyo taga amoa,kosog man kaon baboy,kosog pod mo inom tuba,,,saon lami man kono baboy,,,

hehehe ka grabe sa HARAM da. mo ampo ba ni sija 5 times a day, brod. chris?

selective muslim diay ni sija. pariho ra pood nis sa mga kristyano nga 'selective' christian ra pood sila. they choose to believe and practice whenever it suits them....

hehehe. mao ba? kinsa man siya?

Awww, God appreciated mothers so much that He chose to come to this world in the womb of a woman, The Blessed Mother Mary.

Piano Tribute Conservatory - Love Story (Piano Tribute to Taylor Swift)

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 20, 2011, 02:13:14 PM
Naka classmate ko niadtong college ko ug duha ka Muslim baje. Kaluha sila. Bilib ko kay arang ka alisto mopatimaho ug baboy. Ultimong mantika kahibawo. Moingon to ug moorder nga dili daw sila sa gulay ug isda kay gigamitan ug mantika sa baboy.

hehehe. naka hinumdom ko sa usang joke that my dad told me before (my dad went to CIT for Civil Engineering and he had alot of Tausug classmates that were muslim daw)

naay usang muslim lalake (perting bongota, ug mo wear og puti attire nga pariho sa arabo) ning adto sa merkado.
mo palit sija mantika pero dili mo palit sa mantika nga gi use to pinirito sa baboy nga karne ; or mantika sa baboy.

in the like kono, he was asking the merchant what kind of food was being served:

muslim: igsoon, unsa man ni siya?
tindero: aww, ku an na bai, adobong manok
muslim: unsa claseng mantika man sa sud?
tindero: aww, mantika sa baboy.

muslim: dili ko. kay HARAM man na sa islam. ako muslim gud ko.
tindero: aww, o sige, bai.

muslim: kani diay (pointing to something) unsa man ni? humut baya. alhamdulillah!
tindero: awww kuan na bai, humba.

muslim: mo palit ko ana! sinko ka kilo!
tindero: pero, bai, ang mantika taga baboy baya na. ug humba man na!

muslim: (smiling) awww, di man ko mo kaon ana. mo tisting lang gud.




bwahahahahahaha!

Quote from: fdaray on May 20, 2011, 01:51:53 PM
Maayo bitaw ang Muslim kay makadaginot ta  ug gamay. Dili mokaon ug baboy ug may usa ka bulan nga puasa ug dili sad moinon ug alak.

daghang muslim mo ingon dili sila mo kaon ug baboy, pero mo kaon man sila ug humba.

adunay situwasyon ,

naay usang muslim ug usang pari, nag meet up sila. old time friends.

ingon ang pari sa muslim, "Igsoon, naka tilaw na ka ug baboy?"

ingon ang muslim, "Jawaa! Naka kaon gud! Lami kaayo!"

ning ingon pood ang muslim, "Ikaw, pari, naka tilaw ka sa babaye?"

ning ngisi ang pare, "Aww mas lami pa ang babaye sa baboy!!!"


bwahahahaha!

joke.

The greed of power, the tools of Satan. As quickly as this man rose to the top, he fell quickly. Because of his political and economic clout in the IMF he thought he could get away by raping a female worker.

In the end, he is left jobless, powerless.

That is up for them to return the money or not, ilaha ra nang conscience ug ma luoy sila sa mga tawo.

But for us, my dear brod. buwad, when we celebrate morning mass, we are reminded by our priest to pray for the holy souls in purgatory.

Ampo lang ta nila bisan maka sala sila kai we do not know when we ourselves will die and will need the prayers of the living.

Imagine, if we but devote a novena to the Blessed Mother, the clemency of the Lord will be invoked.

We do not know that in his death bed, Marcos could have asked penance from a priest and was given absolution of all his sins.

And besides, his death and his state of passing is between ferdinand marcos and The Lord God.

Not for us to say. Judgment, in the end, belongs to God alone.

The great emancipator himself. The state of Illinois prides itself and calls itself , "The Land of Lincoln".

Quote from: Vistabel on May 20, 2011, 01:22:33 PM
Ako uyon kaayo, kay barato ra ang ilang mga Paninda, makapalit ta nila ug Computer games nga 10 pesos lang, VCD 10 pesos gihapon, Mobile Phones 300 pesos etc...

Vistabel, tinuod ka? Barato kaajo da..

Quote from: taga tigbao on May 20, 2011, 12:37:37 PM
Bwahahahahahaha.

ikaw, brod vince, mo sol-ub ka ana?

May bukas pa - Rico J. Puno

May bukas pa - Rico J. Puno

FPJ Collections (Kamusta Ka)

FPJ Collections (Usahay)

The Lord's message rang out from you not only in Macedonia and Achaia -- your faith in God has become known everywhere.

-1 Thessalonians 1:8

 delikado bitaw. mao diay ning 'kilt' eh. well at least it aerates. bwahaha!

New Found Glory - Don't Let Her Pull You Down

Wow!

Quote from: islander on May 14, 2011, 01:23:54 PM
checkmate!

the Queen that would be Empress!

Quote from: islander on May 16, 2011, 04:26:03 PM
A truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent.

--William Blake

always tell the truth. the truth may hurt , but it is better than sweet lies.

by: R. S. Suarez



Whenever there’s a problem or an issue

At hand,

Nobody around understands;

The one who’s called the wise old man;

Forms a solution without a plan.

The wise old man has the strongest helping hands!



He’s got long hair purely white,

And he squints to emphasize

His sight;

His cane is old , but it’s painted bright;

He’s humble in his opinion always not usually right!






With nothing to call his own,

He’s got no family, but he’s never alone,

No job much less car or phone;

He’s been seen one minute in

The countries farthest zone,

And a while later-

Calming the storm in a local neighbor’s- home.

Mystery how he gets to and from?



Because he’s never to the supplicating voice once declined,

That’s why to this day wherever he may be,

Whatever he may need, he always find;

As another man said ; it’s his if it’s mine,

And I haven’t got it I’ll will for the wise old man surely find!



Some make sure he always eats , and others

That he safely properly sleeps;

When his needs exceed what he can himself fulfill,

It might be new glasses or tooth to be drilled,

There’s never any mention of a bill;

There all just happy he lives among them still!



On every Sunday morning ,

Even if the rain is pouring ;

The wise old in his Sunday’s best ,

Heads for the church to pray and confess,

And celebrate the holy day of rest;

Of all his days , places and events

This day at church honoring the Lord

Is his very best!

There’s a reason the wise old man

Is considered such an honored guest.



The greatest among you must serve,

And pick up his cross daily

The wise old man’’…

Observes and for this the Strength of

The Lord is for him unfailing!

maka puti diay nang watermelon? not too much of that , tho, because that has alot of potassium.

kahibalo ka ni st. paul, ug si zachaius, bro. buwad?

kahibalo ka that before st. paul became a christian , he was a military leader and a persecutor of christians? he was responsible for the deaths /executions of many christians. but he changed. he had a personal experience with Christ Jesus that changed him, and transformed him from a sinful man to one of the greatest doctors of the Church. And the greatest contributor to the Holy Bible , in terms of new testament writings.

si zachais, was a tax collector and a sinner. yet Jesus Christ ate with him, despite the condemnation of the pharisees and the common people. they even said to themselves, "You see, he goes to eat with a sinner??"

God, in His own wisdom, offers salvation to all. even to the greatest of sinners.


Peace be with you, brod. buwad. God Bless!

he is not my idol, i merely admired his intelligence. you should not be saying that he is in hell or impyerno, bro. buwad, because it is not up to us to dictate who goes to hell or not.

i used to be like you before. in my foolish ways i said that angelo reyes went to hell for committing suicide, but i was proven wrong. and it is wrong. the catholic sacraments proved me wrong.

do you believe in the state of purgatory, bro buwad? if you do, then marcos could be in purgatory right now. we should pray for him not condemning him for his sins. kinsa gud gusto mo pa destined sa impyerno...kinsa gusto mo burn for all eternity...?

God Bless!!

this is quite saddening. back in the 1960s, the Philippine air force was the envy of asia. we had a fleet of F-8 Fantoms and a bulk of then-state of the art F-5 Tiger air superiority fighters. the philippines even detected a russian long range bomber and chased it out of our air space after it was targetted and followed by a squadron of the philippine air force.

sayang kaayo...

even poorer countries such as cambodia, burma, bangladesh have a better air force than the philippines...

it is so sad. how can we detect the chinese jet fighters when the philippines doesn't have any air superiority fighters? we already mothballed our old and rusty 1960's F-5 fighters. now, we only have propeller trainers that constitutes the bulk of the philippine air force.

if china wanted to attack philippines, a nation of 100 million people, it could do so easily because we don't even have a 3rd generation air force. we would lose air superiority to the chinese in such a situation. luoy pood ang pilipinas...

Taas kono to si Lolo Mariano. My Lola Babing (Mrs. Balbina Tan- Salingay; my grand aunt) told me that Lolo Mariano was over 6 foot kono.

He was the one that carried the bell in Valencia's bell tower; all by himself. Isug kono to sija sa una.

Luoy pood si Lolo kai he had to  leave China for Philippines kai sa una, very poor daw kaayo ang Chinese didto sa ilahang bayan.

It saddens me to think that Lolo had to say good bye to his mother and father because of the desperate times.

I can only imagine how my great-great grand mother and my great great grand father looked like...

whatever it is, it is beautiful. applaud.

guys, let us not be in the position to judge who is in empyerno. it is God, and God alone who can condemn a man to hell or not.

i used to err in such a way. before, i said that angelo  reyes went to hell for committing suicide, but realize that i do not know -- we do not know this. in the end, it is God who dictates the judgment.

so as one who used to judge reyes and accept my error in doing this, i urge you also not to do the same with marcos. in the end, God is merciful and we do not know His judgment....

Peace....

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 20, 2011, 08:24:35 AM
its asian mentality nga if white skinned ka, gwapa ka.. i would prefer brown skinned ko kay mas mugawas naman hinoon ang beauty sa usa ka tao ....

i notice this , too, in the filipino community. in particular, the obsession to look white. can i say colonial mentality to the extreme?

para nako, i like a girl to be tan. i don't find women who are deathly white attractive. tan is very sexy, imho

Quote from: jorgeanna on May 20, 2011, 08:26:04 AM
Lorenz, when u r in-luv, u do anything and its a good sign ...... and if u stop doing it, it means nga falling out of luv na ka :-)

hehe mao bitaw. when you love someone, you do the most silliest things and from other people's point of view, even the dorkiest things.

in her defense, she is a sweetheart of a babycake. the most delicious , sweetest cake of all. hahaha (ngek!)..

she is homely (she has a side to her that is very homely), passionate, loyal, very honest, religious, and comforting.

the beauty that a man looks for is not necessarily outward/physical beauty, but the beauty within that radiates the soul.

i am just blessed that my babycakes has inward as well as outward beauty.


the smile that overpowers all other smiles.
the smile that captured my heart.

the beautiful lady in green; lower left. my babycakes.

Very cute female dancers.

Quote from: mistyeyed on May 20, 2011, 01:12:15 AM

Mao bitaw..sa ako nakita,dili na maayo nga talan-awon...murag nawala center nato which is si Jesus dapat maoy e bayaw...ano ba yan,nagkadugay ang kalibutan nagka complicated ang mga tao. 

i agree , misty.

Quote from: chriswise on May 20, 2011, 02:23:52 AM
naka tiguwang ang kalibutan,,naka batan on huna2x sa tawo,,

this is just a clear example of hijacking a patron's feast day to showcase debauchery and barbarism. 

lol. why are filipinos so obsessed with having white skin? the white americans that i know are obsessed about getting a tan/brown skin.

This song is for my malditang Ilongga....pinangga ka sa usang bol-anon, darling...

Elvis Presley- Can't Help Falling in Love (With lyrics)

you're maldita but i love you...

lol!

couple of days ago as we were cooking fish sinigang, i was making fun of her ilonggo language.

Lorenzo: Babycakes, why is it that Ilonggos like to eat balut?

Babycakes: Anong ibig sabihin mo? We don't like to eat that much balut..wierdo!

Lorenzo: Honey, but everytime i hear you talk to you parents on the phone you always say balut balut balut

Babycakes: (Grinning) ohhhh you think you're funny , don't you?

Lorenzo: (Laughing) bala bala bala ...baluuuut baluuuut baluuuut!

~~~

Quote from: Kerstin on May 20, 2011, 02:37:26 AM
When a man loves a woman...maging uto-oto indi toto gid bla..? oh je..

Hu-o bala...

Quote from: chicogon on May 20, 2011, 02:12:09 AM
Babycake: "After cooking, Toto, if you could give me a foot rub for 30 minutes I would really appreciate." 

hahaha!! accurate jud ka kaayo, Fr. Roel. Kai mo ingon baja na sija ana. "Can you massage my feet, palihug toto?"

Ug mo ingon pood ko, "Sige pero in one condition. You have to hilot me too."

In a world where Christians are being persecuted for being open with their faith and for sharing their faith outwardly, we find solace in knowing that the sufferings and the persecutions in this life will lead to a reward in Heaven.

Jesus Christ said unto them, "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of Me.."
-Matthew 5:11

by: Mike G




If this is so wrong
why does it feel so right
If I'm in love with her
why am I with you tonight

I did the unthinkable
I let my love stray
These awful thoughts I have
I don't want them to go away

When I see you here
Just can't help but dream
I've just got to do it
no matter how wrong it seems

I tried to stop it
tried to turn back the time
back before I became yours
back before you were mine

I want it to all go away
try to erase the memories
But I can't help but think
of the love you gave to me

I've never felt like this
and I doubt I ever will again
I want you to be my lover
but we can never be more than friends

I am still with her
for how long I do not know
Our love with have to wait
but I still love you so

I've got to move on now
try to get you out of my head
It's gonna be really tough though
considering you're lying in my bed

I know I can't have both worlds
and someday it will all end
But until that day comes
I still have a lover and a girlfriend .

Quick resolution.

At times when we argue, I can say some very hurtful things that distance us apart. I had to change this aspect of myself and force myself from being distant after a fight and to take up the role of reconciliator and redeemer of the relationship. For the first time in my life, I would go to her and ask for apology, on my knees and solve the problem before it escalated.

I never did this before.

However, i found myself being capable of doing this to solve the problem. She is so very sensitive to even the slightest provocation.

In regards to my darling babycakes, she is very hard headed and driven. Traits that I love and admire in a woman. However, there are times when I am doing work and doing something important when she comes and demands that I do something for her or help her out.

She is so strong minded, and willfully resolute that we sometimes clash. We have similar personalities, you see. And we both are equally sensitive.

I find myself giving in to her and conceding to her many a time in order to evade quarrels. I guess as compromise.

She does to, at times, but she has a very powerful personality. She is a medical intern , like myself, and does not believe in giving into any man or woman. Isug jamo.

ah, that is part of the beauty and thrill of a relationship. sometimes we have our really good days an then there are times when we argue. it is part of the spice of life. more power to you two! God bless!

miss na miss ang tb sa imo.

Real Life Application:


Lorenzo: Darling, I already cleaned the bathroom and mopped the floors. Everything is complete. I'm now tired and very gutom. Did you cook anything at all?

Babycakes: Hoy Toto! Ano ba? Maid ako sa imo? (beautiful eye stare)

Lorenzo: Di ko sabot, i thought you were going to cook while I cleaned the bathroom and floor. Darling, this is not fair.

Babycakes: (giggling) Oh, sorry honey. I thought you were going to cook food after you were finished cleaning the floor.

Lorenzo: (heading towards fridge to take out meat and veggies to cut and cook)



~~~

   

Quote from: chriswise on May 19, 2011, 05:57:52 PM
aw sumpay mana sa ginin hawa bai hubs,,sa giutangan natog kinabuhi,,

Beautiful answer, Chris.

Hmm, very interesting. Given, there are issues that I have with my gf and there are some issues she has with me, however, is it ever possible to find a 'perfect' person? One important aspect of a relationship that is necessary for it to succeed and to blossom , which many of us fail to manifest, is the issue of Compromise. Sometimes, we have to compromise with our partners.

We can't get everything we want. I can't force her into anything, neither can she force me into something that I don't want to do. Hence, the issue of compromise is ideally and equivocally important in the relationship.