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#2101
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 04:06:01 PM
This one looks really cute in person...saw this at a dept. store...

#2102
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:54:05 PM
Ms Graz, pls post your electric blue heels...

ganahan ko adto, sooOoo cute!

Ms BeLLe, i like your stilettos, very sexy...it'll complete your 'look' puhon

;D
#2103
Fashion Trend / Re: SHARE TO US YOUR BEAUTY TIPS...
November 27, 2007, 03:51:09 PM
Hehehe,

dong, ing-ani jud ning edaran na, maninguha ta nga mag pugngan ang edad

;D
#2104
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:50:06 PM
Ms BeLLe, to da max nga stilettos oist...hehehe, puede pa na gamitong lethal weapon kung naay mag binastos nga lalake

;D

Ms Graz, post your high heels pud...purya buyag, mga guaffa raba jud...nice imong collection...

#2105
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:46:49 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 27, 2007, 03:38:38 PM
BTW, unsa man imong gi suot ang body shaper???

sus kani laging naning na ta ani...bahala na ug mahal!!!



Ms BeLLe, I bought the Higher Power Panties too...I would have bought the full body-shaper pero dili kaya sa akong budget

:)

#2106
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 27, 2007, 03:35:55 PM




thyl, ok ang pencil nga eyeliner pero after sa pencil applyi pa gyud ug nipis nga darkest shadow nimo para mo blend gyud sha...

kanang sa ubos ug pencil ra imong gamiton klaro man nga nag pencil ka so imong to lugar i-erase through covering your darkest shadow pero dili kaayo dakuon...

i wish could be there...gnahan kaayo ko tig make up ug lain nga nawong...

hahhahahhahha

I wish you were here too, para ma shape pud akong kilay 2000

;D
#2107
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 27, 2007, 03:29:51 PM
picture unya ka???

dont forget use a brush instead sa sponge...

ay ang atong mga mineral diay makatabang kaayo to..

hahhahhaa

sus sigi na ko awat nimo ani..

nangita na pod gani ko spanx...

maayu man si Tiya Grazz kay dili naman sila kinahanglan ug spanx noh???

Hehehe! It'll be worth every cent, Ms BeLLe...

maayo lagi unta ug pareha ta ni Ms Graz nga seksi na daan...

I convinced my mother-in-law to buy Spanx, she tried it on last night...she was super happy!

She bought the Higher Power Panties...epektib jud, na tuck-in ang mga fats diha sa kilid2x

:)

PS. Minerals forever! Maayo lagi unta pareha tang Ms Ginger nga flawless na daan  ;D
#2108
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:31:29 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 27, 2007, 03:23:11 PM
ok na na sha C2... pero dakudakoa dyutay ang dark damay lang nga molapas sa eyelid nimo, gamay lang gyud... ok na na sha..

ok kaayu na sha Thyl... ug mag liner ka sa ubos, brush gihapon pero half lang from the middle hantud outer tan awa di ba nindot...

kasulay ka ug pseudo lashes??? wa pa ko kasulay...

hala nindot kaayo ang black sa gabii dayun mag black ug blouse dayun denimn dayun hooker earrings!!!

ayaayyyyy!!! naa na diay ko idea para christmas party ni banana...

Don't forget the stilettos, to complete the 'hooker' look ahehehehe joke  ;D


#2109
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:27:42 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 27, 2007, 03:24:16 PM



sus mangita na sad ko ani...

napilot lagi akong usa ka bangag!!! hahaahhahhaha

mag bangag na sad ko ani... sakit!!!

Antosa lang Miss BeLLe, hehehe

no pain, no gain

;D
#2110
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:26:42 PM
Post your hooker look unya puhon ha?

Then I will post mine pud...

I use pencil eyeliner, Ms BeLLe...should I use liquid or gel eyeliner then? para magamit nako ang brush?

Mag cge na jud ko praktis ani kay hapit na raba party...

Ms BeLLe, excited nako to see your look for the party...

post baja

#2111
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:20:58 PM
Here's the pic of my 'hooker' earrings, matud pa ni banana

#2112
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:17:47 PM
AgaayyyYyy!

Nindot jud pagka blend Ms BeLLe...you have skills, girl!

That's the 'smoky' effect I want...except, I'd like to try it using black and grey...

Here's a sample of my failed attempt at the smoky look...

wala jud blending whatsoever...

#2113
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 27, 2007, 03:11:56 PM
Gimingaw pud ko nimo, dong...

gimingaw pud kog sungog sa imong loveteam with u-know-hu

wala naman siya nagpakita dire

#2114
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 03:02:42 PM
Sus maayo unta duol pa ta kay magpa make-up ko nimo...

hehehe!

dili jud ko kahibaw mo blend, ms belle...but that's probably because I use a dirt-cheap, crappy brush from CVS... ;D

do you use a primer? they say dako jud effect pud daw kung mag butang primer daan, para mokapit jud ang color...

mag cge na lagi ko praktis ani para mo improve akong skills,

gabii nag make-up ko dayon sul-ob sa hoop earrings nga akong gipalit sa sale gahapon,

ingon si banana, "honey, is that your hooker look?"

LOL 

#2115
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 27, 2007, 02:56:43 PM
 :)
#2116
Quote from: grazie7y on November 27, 2007, 02:52:15 PM
Mao na mas ma appreciate nato karon kay naka agi man ta'g kalisud sa ato.

Maring, unsa guy gi jama-jama hahahahaha

Dugang pa, kon lampas na ka 30 didto, gakasamot di kakita trabaho.  Dire, 70 edad, gadawaton pa sa Wal-Mart!  Didto sa ato, kasagaran, igarahi na ang ing-ana na edad!

Yeah, that's right Ms Grazie! Lisod na kaayo basta guwang2x nata mangapply trabaho...dinhi bisan senior citizen na, puede pa maka work as greeter sa Walmart.  :)
#2117
Ambot btaw Ms BeLLe ngano...

I guess it's just a mish-mash of all sorts of things...



#2118
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 02:50:26 PM
Quote from: ms da binsi on November 27, 2007, 02:44:22 PM




Mag YM ta C2 dayun akoy coach nimo, hahahahahhaha



Pag himo ug video tutorial nga step-by-step oist, hehehe

do you foil your eye shadows, ms belle?

I wanna try to foil my pigments unta, para mas intense for an evening look...

when done right, the effect of the pigment when foiled is stunning...

#2119
Ms Grazie: korek! mao pa lang pag sueldo, wa ra ka abot usa ka adlaw, nahanaw na...mag huwat na pud sunod sueldo...mabuhi baya ta sa atong sueldo sa Pinas, pero mao lagi pud, igo-igo ra jud sa very basic necessities...wala na'y bisan gamay nga extra matigom, in case of emergency...

Ms Willmerit: sagdi lang ug kapoy atong lawas sa trabaho, I've realized nga grateful jud ko nga at least dire, makakita pa ta trabaho. Sayon ra mo apply sa dept. store or fast-food joints, basta dili lang ta mamili ug trabaho dire, makakita jud ta ug work...sa Pinas, daghan kaayong mga college grads, pila na ka buwan luoy intawon sige pang apply, mag linya2x pa for interview, wala pa jud ka trabaho...nihit kaayo job opportunities.
#2120
Hehehe!

Pareho diay ta Ms Grazie!

Maka hinumdum ko sa una nga porma kaayo ko mo trabaho, kontodo make-up unya high heels jud...

unya purdoy man diay to...unya daghan kaayo ko'g raket sa una aside from my full-time job...i was an insurance agent, i was a recruiter (dli illegal ha), girl friday, daghan pud kaayo ko gi apilan mga networking...LOL, those were the days...

;D

PS. Kasuway pud ko anang imong style bahin anang sa ATM hehehe

#2121
Fashion Trend / Re: Five Ways to Sexy Eyes
November 27, 2007, 02:28:09 PM
Si, I love Neutrogena hand cream too...I always use it...

I'd love to try to do a heavier and sexier eye makeup for our x-mas party, mag praktis sa ko...

I don't have the right tools for it lang jud...

#2122
Tinuod jud na Ms Grazie...

Ang akong frustration sa una nga 'working girl' pa kintahay ko's ato,

mag lisod pa ko'g afford ug kaon sa McDonald's, unya grabe jud na ka frustrating kay paborito jud nako ang fried chicken sa McDo...

mao na! ning abroad jud para maka afford ug kaon sa McDo, unya pag abot nako diri, wala man sila'y friend chicken...

;D
#2123
Jokes and Humor / Re: DIVORCE Vs. MURDER
November 27, 2007, 02:17:35 PM
Sus kita jud ang alkanse kung atong patyon atong mga banana kay nag cheat sila...

kita pa ang giluiban, kita pa ang ma priso...

nGeKs!

alkanse jud!

#2124
Btaw noh, ms belle and ms grazie?

Perte ka lisod maka afford ug 'little comforts' kung ordinary employee ra ta sa Pinas, ang kasagaran maka afford ra jud mag balay ug maka sakyanan, mga negosyante...mga business-owners...

#2125
This poem reminds me of the Harlequinn/Silhouette romance novels that I used to devour with guilty pleasure.

;)

I sense from your poem, Mr RV, that you are one of the gifted wanderlust souls of the world...nomadic and gypsy-like...



#2126
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: My Better Half
November 27, 2007, 02:06:11 PM
 :)
#2127
Any kind of dream is good, basta dili lang ka maka offend sa laing tawo.

The 'American Dream' then is good, because it is built on a foundation of 'hard work'...

Hard work is a key ingredient (thought not the only one) in accomplishing one's goals, and realizing one's dreams...

Ang naka deperensya lang between the US ug sa atong nasud, mas commensurate ang reward for one's hard work, sa US kaysa Pinas. An ordinary employee who works hard and is good at his job is pretty much rewarded with the ability of being able to acquire material things that make life more comfortable/convenient; sa Pinas, you put in the same amount of hard work, and you hardly feel the so-called 'fruits of your labor'...
#2128
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tell us about your parents
November 27, 2007, 01:44:34 PM
My day was not too good, dodong. Pero I won't dwell on it, it's a new day now. Past midnight naman.  ;)

How are you?

#2129
Mura'g Humpty Dumpty diay, Ms Bambi?

;)
#2130
Health and Food / Re: Pasta Recipes
November 27, 2007, 01:41:02 PM
Ms Ginger,

ka lami oi, i wanna eat the pic

LOL
#2131
Introduce Yourself / Re: Picture of Yourself
November 27, 2007, 01:38:05 PM
Wow!

Ka cute sa color sa crocs

;D
#2132
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tell us about your parents
November 27, 2007, 01:37:00 PM
Your parents are admirable, dong. Especially your mom...my tita and a close friend are ICU nurses as well, so I know dili jud na lalim nga trabaho. It takes a really special person to be a good nurse. Saludo jud ko sa atong mga Pinay and Pinoy nurses.

#2133
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 26, 2007, 12:55:28 PM
Ask GOD for strength, dodong...

you'll get through this...

#2134
Quote from: Lorenzo on November 26, 2007, 12:49:53 PM
There is a saying that my father has shared with us, his children, and his nieces and nephews which reverberates a noble truth. "Spend only what is in your means. Do not overdue what is unnecessary."

Aw tinuod jud ni dong,

naay uban trigger-happy kaayo mag swipe sa ilang credit cards

;)
#2135
Eyeball / Re: Bond Beyond TB
November 26, 2007, 12:51:20 PM
Kuyawa ni Ginger oi, tagay man jud!

Hehehe!

Sagdi lang sa sunod kay mag tagay pud ko aning akong Vino Kulafu

hehehehehe

#2136
Hello dong,

are you back on campus?

I'm glad you had a safe trip...

#2137
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TAMBAGI AKO MR BOLANON...
November 26, 2007, 12:47:10 PM
Quote from: dakog_itlog on November 26, 2007, 12:42:02 PM

mao lagi nay gina ingon "Walay nagpabaling butang ning kalibutan gawas sa kausaban."

Mahadlok ang mga babae ana, Mr Dakog Itlog...

Kay mag usab2x man diay nang imong gugma...

;D
#2138
Fashion Trend / Re: SHARE TO US YOUR BEAUTY TIPS...
November 26, 2007, 12:45:50 PM
You're welcome, Ms Agnes...

also, girls need to invest in a good eyeliner, and a nice lip gloss...

it's amazing how those 2 things (eyeliner & lipgloss) can really transform a face...

these should be must-haves in every woman's beauty arsenal

;D
#2139
Music and Video / Re: Home - I Wanna Go Home...
November 26, 2007, 12:40:18 PM
Quote from: Ginger on November 26, 2007, 05:40:13 AM
nyah! na slip of the tongue ko. :(
naay ga sige ug huna huna nimo my dear Ginger

maong na slip of the tongue ka

;D
#2140
Music and Video / Re: Bad Day.......
November 26, 2007, 12:38:28 PM
Hehehe

Mao ni akong theme song sa una

;D
#2141
Mo agree jud ko ani nga article, 200%...

Kayod gihapon murag kabaw dire sa Amerika...

;D
#2142
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hug your friends
November 26, 2007, 02:30:59 AM
Ahahahaha!

#2143
Question and Answer / Re: Tubag Bohol Bayle
November 26, 2007, 02:30:11 AM
hehehe

#2144
Health and Food / Re: Pasta Recipes
November 26, 2007, 02:29:19 AM
Quote from: Ginger on November 26, 2007, 02:23:05 AM
ms ethyl, don't forget to use the low fat cream.



thanks ms ginger,

makatabang ni'g kuha sa calories, just in case makakaon ko'g usa ka bandehado

hehehe joke!

#2145
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Hug your friends
November 26, 2007, 02:26:01 AM
Ginger,

there will be a time limit para dili mahatagan malisya...

if you hug Mr Sigbin for longer than 2 minutes,

naa na jud na malisya!

ahahahaha! joke!
#2146
Fashion Trend / Re: SHARE TO US YOUR BEAUTY TIPS...
November 26, 2007, 02:19:40 AM
Ms Agnes, I don't know if my skincare routine belongs to 'beauty tips', since I don't consider myself beautiful, nor do I have flawless skin...but these are things I've been doing for a while...they're really pretty basic...

A) I wash my face with Noxzema (original formula) -- it's the only thing that has consistently worked for me over the years
B) I alternate using two toners --a) Dickinson's witch hazel, b) Arbonne toner
C) I moisturize with Neutrogena oil-free moisturizer for combination skin -- this product is the best I've tried so far, there's noticeable improvement on my skin in the last few weeks that I've used it
D) Every other day, I use Arbonne's Thermal Fusion Enzyme Mask -- this is my HG (Holy Grail) facial scrub/mask, I've tried a lot of facial scrubs, but this one is the best so far; it's a little bit pricey, but definitely worth it (mine was a gift from MIL)
E) I use Neutrogena Swedish Formula Hand Cream on areas that tend to get really dry in the winter, hands, elbows, knees etc etc -- this works so good, and it's pretty affordable too...I like the fact that it works just as good as petroleum jelly but has none of the icky oily, sticky feel
F) And finally, this one I just started recently...I scrub my scalp using fresh lemon juice, then slather my hair with mayonnaise, leave it on for 2 hrs, and then rinse my hair with a 1:1 solution of apple cider vinegar and water after shampooing...this is amazing! I just did this last night, and I'm loving my hair right now...

;)
#2147
Health and Food / Re: Pasta Recipes
November 26, 2007, 01:51:45 AM
Thanks for the recipe, Ms Agnes...

I'll try this out...

#2148
Music and Video / Re: Home - I Wanna Go Home...
November 26, 2007, 01:50:00 AM
I love this song too, esp Elliott Yamin's version...

#2149
Introduce Yourself / Re: Picture of Yourself
November 25, 2007, 08:37:21 AM
Mao jud Miss Bambi,

tell us your secret,

para mo seksi pud ko

(wala na'y labot si Ms orchids kay sexy na daan)

;)
#2150
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 25, 2007, 08:32:45 AM
Unsa imong giluto, Ms Bambs?

#2151
Jokes and Humor / Re: DIVORCE Vs. MURDER
November 25, 2007, 08:31:15 AM
 ;D
#2152
Introduce Yourself / Re: Picture of Yourself
November 25, 2007, 08:30:48 AM
Oist Miss Bambi!

You are one HOT scorching Momma!

I showed my banana your pic, ingon siya very hot and sexy kuno ka.

Hehehe!

Na inspire ko da, magpa sexy nako Miss Bambi,

no more pizza for me!  :'(
#2153
Love Talk / Re: Re: " Bisan ug Saging basta Labing "
November 25, 2007, 02:52:26 AM
Quote from: swakee on November 24, 2007, 12:32:17 PM
sus saging sa adlaw nya saging na fud sa gabii... patya na lang ko!

Ahahahahahahaha!

Sipata jud nimo swakee oi...maong gi kontrahan ka ni _______.

Ahahahaha!

I miss you!

#2154
Jokes and Humor / Why, Why, Why
November 25, 2007, 02:27:00 AM
Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.




#2155
Jokes and Humor / WOMEN
November 25, 2007, 02:22:19 AM
A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap
back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.
#2156
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TAMBAGI AKO MR BOLANON...
November 25, 2007, 02:16:58 AM
Quote from: Mari on November 25, 2007, 02:14:25 AM

bwahaha...ms C2 wa nay flower sa avatar kay delikado...abtik ang mata ms C2 ;D

Aw kinahanglan jud mag inabtik imong Fafa,

kay nagkadaghan jud imong admirers,

hehehehe

pagkakita gud ni dakog itlog nimo, nakalimtan ug ahat si Faye

;D
#2157
Love Talk / Re: How to Charm a Woman
November 25, 2007, 02:15:10 AM
Ahahahaha!

Ka sexy sa post oi...

Actually, dili naman ni kinahanglan ning mga 'How To' ug unsaon pag attract sa mga babae...

The Golden Rule is: Just be yourself! Magpaka totoo ka...

you can't force yourself to be funny, unsaon man jud kung seryosohon jud diay ka...

ayaw ka guol kay naa man pud mga babae ganahan ug seryus type...

My belief is, every person on the planet, will attract someone else at a certain point...

God made us in such a way, that no matter how ugly, how un-funny, how fat, how undesirable we think we are...there will always be another person who'll see beauty in us...

#2158
Quote from: lumine on November 25, 2007, 01:59:44 AM
thanks a lot!
we are very emotional these days, ms C2, though we are also excited to spend our first Christmas in our lil house in cdo.

I can only imagine, Ms Lumine. My banana and I moved 3 months ago, about 4 miles from the old place to the new one. I was very emotional then. It was, quite honestly, super stressful. Unsa nalang kaha nang you'll be crossing oceans and continents sa inyong pag move?

Ms Lumine, enjoy your new life in CDO. You will like it there. Puhon inig uli nako, suruyon ta jud mo. Hehehe.

#2159
Introduce Yourself / Re: Tell us about your parents
November 25, 2007, 01:59:40 AM
I love my parents. We've had our differences, but I love them so much, and I know they love me unconditionally.

My mom is very gwatsinanggo, very tabian, very Boholana and Inabangnon in her mannerisms. I enjoy her friendship, she can make me laugh like no one else. My mom and I share a passion for food, so when we're together, there's always food involved. But we both can't cook very well. LOL

My dad is a very calm person. Even when he's mad, he's calm. I don't think I've ever heard him raise his voice. He is smart, and more importantly, he's streetsmart (which I'm not). Despite his faults, he is one of the bravest people I know. He is also one of the lucky few endowed with the 'happy' gene, he can never be miserable even if he wanted to.

I am lucky...and blessed...because I have the parents I have.

#2160
Miss Lumine, thanks for sharing this with us.

Kahilakon pud ko nga nagbasa...good byes are never easy. Although I'm sure your family is super excited to settle in sa Pinas, it is hard to think of the people, the memories and the life you will be leaving behind in Belgium.

Good luck on the move, Ms Lumine. Have a safe trip.

#2161
Jokes and Humor / DIVORCE Vs. MURDER
November 25, 2007, 01:45:12 AM
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,  walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
      The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
      The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
      The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have  mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband.
      That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us  in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely
not!
      You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
      The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of  her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
      The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"
#2162
Bible Study / Re: Daily Journal...
November 25, 2007, 01:42:53 AM
I am grateful to be alive. And I am grateful that I still want to be alive after all, despite feeling that I don't...sometimes.

I am grateful for my friends. I am grateful for my family.

And I am grateful that I was given a 20% discount at Timberland so now I can buy the gorgeous leather boots I've been lemming on for so long.

Thank you Lord, for the big things, and the small.

#2163
Duero - Bohol / Re: Unsay tambaw og di katug??
November 25, 2007, 01:38:00 AM
Hawaiian music akong tambal kung dili ko makatulog.

#2164
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Ukay-Ukay
November 25, 2007, 01:36:30 AM
Sus mao jud ni akong kinaham sa una, mag bordo2x sa colon kay wala'y lingaw ug wala'y kuarta, hangtod nadakpan sa CITOM atbang sa Metro Gaisano. Hahahaha!

Nakahinumdum nalang pud ko sa akong love affair with the ukay-ukay sa Carbon, hasta akong pag langoy2x didto sa Cogon CDO.

;D
#2165
Ok ra ang scrambled eggs, basta dili lang tabugok! hehehe!

#2166
Question and Answer / Re: Tubag Bohol Bayle
November 25, 2007, 01:31:55 AM
Maayo jud ni mo matchmaker si Ms Grazie oist.

Ms Grazie, unsa man pud ang tugtog kung mag bayle na gani si Ginger ug Sigbin?

I suggest 'Let's Get It On' by Marvin Gaye

;D
#2167
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 25, 2007, 01:30:02 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on November 24, 2007, 10:32:37 PM
Sus guapo kaayo sa gawas! i just came back from a long stroll---its very cold, but the sun is so beautiful today. Prisko kaayo ang air uy--beautiful morning.



I'm glad for the beautiful morning, dong. I'm glad it made you smile.

It's fixing to be a good day for me today. I just got off the phone with a good friend, nga dugay na nakong wala na estorya. She invited me again to go karaoke with her. Perhaps I will.  ;)

#2168
Introduce Yourself / Re: Picture of Yourself
November 25, 2007, 01:27:24 AM
I love Ms Grazie's smile. Sincere kaayo.

Asa naman pic sa mga pagkaon Ms Grazie? hehehe

#2169
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TAMBAGI AKO MR BOLANON...
November 25, 2007, 01:25:09 AM
Quote from: -<GEC348>- on November 25, 2007, 12:45:46 AM
One love at a time
Not at the same time
Love one after the another
But it's not hard to love them all together

;D




NgeKs! Kuyawa aning Sir GEC oi, mao ni imong mantra Sir? Ahahahahaha!

Miss MaRi, kulba man gud kaayo imong flower, daghan jud nadani sa kahumot. Kinahanglan jud bantayan ni Fafa, kay daghang ga atang kanus-a malipat.

;D
#2170
Love Talk / Re: " Bisan ug Saging basta Labing "
November 24, 2007, 10:24:15 AM
Lisod kung saging kanunay ang kan-on kay kabuhion ta.

#2171
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 24, 2007, 09:34:49 AM
Wala ko nag shopping, dong oi. I had to work today.  :(

I work where people shop, remember?

;)

Unsa man imong gipamalit, dong? I bet ningpalit na pud ka'g new perfume noh?

;)
#2172
Mr Sigbin,

wala lagi lain oist...

trust my bolang kristal, it's very reliable...

you've conceded defeat even before the battle has begun...

Victory belongs to the bold.

Claim her. Seize her. Pursue her with all your heart.

Let her know your passion.

*charing!*

;D
#2173
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Kay Silingan Man Kita
November 24, 2007, 09:28:05 AM
Mr Sigbin,

I don't think she ever told you there was someone else,

you must be drawing your own conclusions...

Please ayaw na na sap-ongi, fight for what you feel...

Payts jud ba murag Dagohoy...

The greatest treasure belongs to him who claims it.

;)
#2174
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: TAMBAGI AKO MR BOLANON...
November 24, 2007, 09:23:33 AM
Ms GLeN,

naay vibrations akong bolang kristal parte ni dako'g itlog,

kana siya twin brother na ni _______.

Pero dili nalang ko mo elaborate pa,

I will mind my own business.

;)

#2175
Poems and Poets / Re: A cherished friendship..
November 24, 2007, 09:20:26 AM
Another beautiful poem, dong.

#2176
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 24, 2007, 09:18:12 AM
Hi Dodong, wala jud ko naka 'bringhouse'...

Share some pics pud dodong of your thanksgiving...

Nalingaw ko sa Pinoy party nga akong gi adtuan kay mga gwatsi jamo tong pamilya sa akong amigo...nalingaw gud si banana. Perte namong kanta2x, sista2x, sayaw2x...lahi ra jud ang celebration sa Pinoy, perte jud ka bibo.

I got really sleepy after ko ningkaon sa turkey, but then ingon man sa study that one would actually need to consume 2 whole turkeys to have enough tryptophan to induce drowsiness in one's system, so I think it's largely psychosomatic ra jud cguro na. We feel sleepy because we anticipate feeling sleepy after eating the turkey.

;)

PS. Grabe kaayo ka busy ganina dong, ang mga tawo nag wild ug shopping. Na late jud kos trabaho ganina coz I couldn't find a parking spot. Ang ubang mga tawo nanggidagan, nanggi ilog sa mga sale items! It was chaos!

When ka mobalik sa school, dong?
#2177
How was your Thanksgiving meal, dodong?

I was thinking about you a lot today. I am thankful for the fact that your family is with you right now.



#2178
Introduce Yourself / Re: Picture of Yourself
November 23, 2007, 07:49:35 AM
Quote from: Mari on November 22, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
another beauty for our virtual ms bohol. nice one svetlana. nia nasad nindot og hair ms C2.

Mao lagi, Ms Mari! Hehehe! Akong hair bisan gi unsa pag plantsa dili jud mo nindot hehehe

Svetlana, you are gorgeous...your face, your hair, your skin...

exemplifies Boholana beauty jud...

#2179
Introduce Yourself / Re: How Is Your Day?
November 23, 2007, 07:42:45 AM
Hello peeps!

Musta inyong mga adlaw?

Just got back home from the Thanksgiving kumbera. I thoroughly enjoyed the day, I got to spend the first part with my banana's entire family (sister, in-laws, uncles, aunties, grandparents, cousins etc etc), and we had a traditional American Thanksgiving. The second part was spent at the house of my Pinoy good friend, with his family...this time, it was the Pinoy version of thanksgiving.

I had so much fun, I had the best of both worlds.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

#2180
Question and Answer / Re: TB Book Club...
November 22, 2007, 06:56:27 PM
Quote from: emlegaspo on November 22, 2007, 01:39:05 PM
really? mine was always Monsieur Hercule Poirot. I thought he was a witty little odd man.
i loved how the detectives were so smart in her books. they figured out everything,
even the little details. :)

Oh yeah, Mr Poirot was another fave of mine too. I need to start reading Agatha Christie books again. She is really one of the best writers ever jud. What book of hers are you reading right now?
#2181
Could it be that the Japanese think there's honor in suicide, murag Hara Kiri?

#2182
Tagbilaran City - Bohol / Re: KFC, anyone?
November 22, 2007, 05:58:03 PM
maayo pa ka Ms Lumine

:'(
#2183
Miss Bulak,

ka guapo sa imong fafa ah

#2184
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Aren't We Lucky?
November 22, 2007, 12:20:27 PM
Sakto ka Miss Ginger...

Blessed would be a better word for me...

I feel blessed to still be alive 'til now...

#2185
Philippine Laws / Re: A Question of an OFW
November 22, 2007, 12:04:23 PM
Common kaayo ni nga sitwasyon sa atong mga OFWs.

#2186
Advance Happy Birthday, Miss Ginger!

You know what my wish for you is.

;)
#2187
Philippine History / Re: Happy birthday, Sigbin II!
November 22, 2007, 11:48:28 AM
Happy Birthday, Mr Sigbin!

#2188
Obituary / Re: Please Pray for My Friend Robert Matson
November 22, 2007, 11:42:07 AM
Dodong,

I don't know what to say.

Bisan wala ko kaila ni Robert, I feel like I know him through you.

I am so sorry, dong.

I am always here for you, ok?

I love you.

#2189
Poems and Poets / Re: Forever In the Sky
November 22, 2007, 11:37:50 AM
Quote from: Lorenzo on November 22, 2007, 11:31:08 AM
im crying as i write it, 'te.
I've been crying the whole day
i dont know, i feel so very depressed, Ate...



I feel sad too, dodong...for your friend.

But I feel sad for you too...because it hurts me to know you're in pain right now.

#2190
Poems and Poets / Re: Forever In the Sky
November 22, 2007, 11:27:57 AM
Dong,

reading your poignant poem made me cry...

:'(
#2191
Question and Answer / Re: TB Book Club...
November 22, 2007, 11:24:06 AM
I loved reading Agatha Christie books too, Ms Emlegaspo. My favorite character of hers is Ms Jane Marple.

:)

#2192
We all get depressed from time to time, but clinical depression (major depressive disorder) is something else entirely. It is more physiological than psychological in origin.

No one who has never suffered from major depression can ever know how it feels to live with it from day to day.

I just wish she'd have sought help from healthcare professionals and various support groups that could have made a tremendous difference.

:'(
#2193
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Re: My Better Half
November 21, 2007, 11:02:45 AM
Miss WiLLMerit is sOooo pretty!

I love your hair!

#2194
Introduce Yourself / Re: The One and Only Story of Balong
November 20, 2007, 12:24:48 PM
Oh, I love Bojangles!

Their steak & egg biscuit is super duper lami to da max!

#2195
Philippine History / Re: Happy Thanksgiving Week!
November 20, 2007, 10:12:15 AM
It's perfect in my eyes, Ms Grazie...

Guapa jud kaayo tan-awon, murag mag duha2x nalang ta'g kaon kay sayang ma guba ang ka guapa kung hiwaon

hehehe

#2196
Health and Food / Re: Pasta Recipes
November 20, 2007, 10:04:39 AM
Daghan na diay mga bag-o restawran sa Cebu noh, Ms Agnes?

Wala pa ko naka anha anang La Tegola pero nindot ilang reviews,

Gimingaw na ko sa Larsian

;D
#2197
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Aren't We Lucky?
November 20, 2007, 10:01:16 AM
I feel lucky everyday of my life,

every single day that we spend loving and being loved is a gift...

I love you all my brothers and sisters sa TB!

Mwah!

#2198
Philippine History / Re: Happy Thanksgiving Week!
November 20, 2007, 09:57:13 AM
Wow!

Kalami ba jud sa cake tan-awon oist, hamis kaayo!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

#2199
Question and Answer / Re: TB Book Club...
November 20, 2007, 09:50:03 AM
Pahuwama ko anang libroha beh, GEC, kay akong basahon dayon...

My suggestion:

   Love in The Time of Cholera -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

to prepare us for the movie version (with hottie Javier Bardem)

#2200
Introduce Yourself / Re: TB WELCOMES SVETLANA!
November 20, 2007, 09:46:45 AM
Welcome, Ms Svetlana!