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Why, Why, Why
« on: November 25, 2007, 02:27:00 AM »
Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

 
 
 


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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 05:25:16 AM »
 :-\ :-\ :-\ and

Why it is  hard for me to stand up after getting logged in Tubag Bohol?

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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2007, 05:02:41 AM »
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

And when we see a scotch tape on the floor, why do we pick it up and roll and then put it on the floor again to vaccuum it? (Is it only me or you do this too?) ;D

:-\ :-\ :-\ and

Why it is  hard for me to stand up after getting logged in Tubag Bohol?

I have the same question too ;D

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 07:48:56 AM »
LOL! hilarious, I like the battery part. :)

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 08:01:35 AM »
Why is it na kon mo ingon ta'g "buanga jud nako oi..." unya naay mo second the motion mo ingon na "tinuod bitaw bu**** ka..." dayon masuko ta!

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 11:12:21 AM »
heheheh thank you for posting it Ms Ethyl.  Gary likes it so much, he was laughing reading it.  He said, "all of them are true, especially the remote and the vacuum cleaner!"  He has done it many times.

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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 11:24:17 AM »
This is what i love!!!!

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

kay pwerte baja gyud sakita na uroy!!!

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 11:57:15 AM »
naa diay ko Why?

Why no one returned to the moon?

Why there are white, brown and black people?

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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 12:25:59 PM »
Why there's hard question to answer?Just like "What is toothpaste in tagalog?"

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 05:36:19 PM »
warum ist banana krumm?

why is it banana bandy? or curvy? ;)

answer: bec. nobody go to the forest and bent it ;D

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 11:10:13 PM »
As said.....true love never dies?.... :-\.....and why is it that an individual often times get in love and concludes every affair is a true love at all? ??? Why?

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 01:37:43 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2008, 05:22:23 AM »
why, why why? Delilah????

Psst! Mao nay una nakong gikanta sa karaoke Maring kay mao man na sige kantahon ni Daddy so mao ray akong na recall kadtong gipugos ko pagpakanta ni Tia Edna!  Tragic man na nga kanta oi!

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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2008, 05:36:47 AM »
Ay o diay noh???

wahahhahha

kanumdom na ko...

pero si Tia oi, Jongga to d maxx jud mo kanta sha oi!

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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 10:40:08 AM »
As said.....true love never dies?.... :-\.....and why is it that an individual often times get in love and concludes every affair is a true love at all? ??? Why?

Oftentimes heard "true love never dies" but have we wondered why its only said long after the break up



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« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2008, 10:41:54 AM »
This is what i love!!!!

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

kay pwerte baja gyud sakita na uroy!!!

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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2008, 10:45:43 AM »
bwahahahahahaha

mawjud, sakit baja na kaajo noh?

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« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2008, 10:49:29 AM »
This is what i love!!!!

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

kay pwerte baja gyud sakita na uroy!!!

kadaghan na uroy ko ma ingon ana, in our mind kalami ipamalikas but why? when we say it's all right we start to really feel okey even if the pain is still there  ???

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« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2008, 10:53:35 AM »
bwahahahahahaha

mawjud, sakit baja na kaajo noh?

mao bitaw, gadali-dali man gud ko kay niduol ako boss, na post diay nako wa pa ko katubag, bwahahahahahaha, kawat-kawat lagi


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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2008, 11:23:39 AM »
bwahahahha

Hala Boss!!!

naa si Mawjud sigi dokdok!

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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2008, 07:15:40 AM »
bwahahahha

Hala Boss!!!

naa si Mawjud sigi dokdok!

Pssssssssst...... ayaw saba ms. da bins kahibaw ba ka nga online tawn ko the whole duration of my stay in the office, bisan conduct ko meeting inig kahuman molili dajon ko TB oi. sige lang kay wa man madaya sweldo kay trabaho man ko toda-toda. ;D

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