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Quote from: hubag bohol on January 20, 2011, 09:03:47 AM
He he, peligro nga molubad ang tingog sa singer kon magunitan ang gustong kab-oton... 

O, kay unsa naman diay tingong dayon Manoi Hoboy?

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 20, 2011, 08:49:26 AM
kining guapang bajiha, murag nag 'en lab' ni sija sa piniritong baki. siguro french ni sija. hehehe. by looking at the size of her mouth...

hahahahaha... hala noh 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 20, 2011, 08:46:32 AM
kini, 'day, lami ni kai murag manok. hahahaha

Eww gihapon, eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... thanks sa again sa effort dong Bran... matulon na seguro ni, imnan nalang ug wine... eeewww...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 20, 2011, 08:41:25 AM
Basin gipangita niya ang Panglao Island kay gusto siyang mo-explore sa Hinagdanan Cave... 

Toinks

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 20, 2011, 01:00:56 AM
hahahaha this is a delicacy baja sa Vietnam, China kag sa France.

Hahaha... na bahala na sila... ug giprito pa na nimo dong, frog fillet bah... basin pa dong Bran  basin ra pud... ewww...

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 20, 2011, 08:29:42 AM
Bitaw tuod, oi. Kon duol-duol pa siya, lain unta ang magunitan... 

hahaha... TAMAAA.....! harhar

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 19, 2011, 05:44:24 PM

Hay... asus nalang nimo Botoy... gusto tahon ni nga fan makagunit tsa iya favorite singer.. tanto niyang pangab-ot nabira niya na.. mao na 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 11:29:17 AM
Hmm. For not having sex for a while, for stradddling on a big one, or for her choice of partner?   

A, kanang kuan sir, pwede all of the above? 

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 11:29:17 AM
Hmm. For not having sex for a while, for stradddling on a big one, or for her choice of partner?  

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 19, 2011, 10:40:00 AM
LOL! dali na ba, ajaw pa uwaw2x dinha ha. kaon na kai ako raba ning luto ani....

Yucky!.......... Ewwwww... dong Bran thanks sa effort. Hehe... parang killing me softly ni dong Bran... wa na jud lain luto... haha... Cariño brutal mana dong Bran... nagluto tuod pero ang giluto pud... paska...  LOL!

Quote from: islander on January 19, 2011, 02:13:31 PM
blessings of the maids.  that's plural.  gesundheit!  i'd like to believe that you know how to get your own towels now.

bitaw, the rain is a source of joy for children.  i never listened to my mother when she reminded me not to get wet in the rain.  i found excuses to get wet (like pretending to slip in a puddle) just so she would have no more reason to keep me away from playing in the rain and loving its feel on my face. 

these days?  ugh.  not anymore.  it would mean bad colds.  worse, it would make me look like a miscast character in a romantic novella, running in the rain in slo-mo, with a lion running after me.

Haha...harhar  I can imagine mama Isles

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 19, 2011, 10:07:35 AM
flooding is a constant problem sa quezon, no?

Oo, kay naupaw na ang kalasangan.

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 19, 2011, 10:24:29 AM
aguy, sakit pood kai i-fillet man diay. i-piniroto diay nimo ning baki'a, belle?

ajaw na lang i-adobohon, kuang na lang 'day, kadtong kuan ba...i-sabao-on na lang nato. sinigang baki con bachoy.


ajaw pa luod ha?

Ewww... you may have the honor to be the taster dong Bran mosundog lang nya ko inig human nimo... harhar

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 19, 2011, 09:33:12 AM
luuy pood intawn ang mga bata. if i was the father, i would not let my kids be out in the rain like that.

Gibahaan seguro ni, like kadtong nahitabo adto 2009 sa Quezon. Rich ug poor affected, puros nabasa sa tubig baha ug ulan. Looy pud.

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 18, 2011, 05:10:39 PM
"Sa Luyo sa Pader
Tua pa si Mader"...

harhar

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 16, 2011, 07:44:33 PM

Ang title ani, "Hawak Kamay", d ba ka ha, "Sa Luyo sa Pader"...LOL 

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 15, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
i'm just going to assume that this dead man probably had a large penis for this woman to 'straddle' on. perhaps she didn't have sex for a while eh?

Bwahahahahaha... kung true man ganing ni, paska mas nalooy ko tsa babae kaysa patay

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 11, 2011, 02:44:08 PM
Upon death, all bowels are voided (to an extent) and the penile constrictor muscles loose the inhibitory constriction. However, there are instances where the ejaculate was not totally purged during the voiding process. When this woman 'straddled' the specimen she effectively helped in the voiding process by releasing all the remaining ejaculate that were still trapped deep in the penile shaft.

Considering that sperm can live inside a woman's vagina for up to 48-72 hours before lysis, we can assume that the male specimen was dead no more than 2 days considering the high viability of his sperm. Hence the impregnation of the said female necrophiliac.

Her impregnation is due to the fact that penis was voided of its ejaculatory reserve, all of the contents were also released. We can expect a high voluminous result.


Can you imagine of she did this if the specimen was embalmed? All that formalyn would have destroyed her vaginal epithelial lining/ not to mention the CNS toxicity related to formalyn.

Hahahahaha... correct!

Quote from: hubag bohol on January 14, 2011, 09:48:11 AM
Hmm, it can happen. Naa koy amiga in the old days nga ang iyang favorite fairy tale kay ang "Beauty and the Beast". 

(Ang nakaparat lang sa iyang case, hangtod karon wa pay happy transformation nga nahitabo...) 

Hahaha... HAH!!!

Quote from: david on January 10, 2011, 05:23:10 AM
unang kasal 200t ikaduhang kasal 300t

hahaha... nice, accelerating... alam na pilay gastos sunod..hehe... 

Quote from: windgate on January 10, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
ayayay!!! Kalami ani ug eskabetse....

Tyahahahahaha.....

Oi, nikanta man ang mestiza nga Bisdak

Considering it's area, Davao has lots of wide free parks.

Quote from: islander on January 09, 2011, 11:52:16 PM
no, but the egos of the couple and their families could be, which can be prohibitively expensive.  

my own wedding is still a conversation piece for my nieces.  unbelievably cheap, they say.  naturally.  my own dress cost only 95 pesos. (lol!)  it was an off-the-rack thing that no one wanted because it was so small.  but it fitted me to a t because i was only 87 pounds then.  

not that my ego is zilch; it's just that i've always hated being a star in my own production, especially one that i can direct.  in other words, i never liked the idea of walking down the aisle, oogled at by strangers.  i took only three steps, from the first pew of the small chapel to the altar.  there was no one except immediate family members and two close friends.  reception cost:  2,500 pesos.  the only fly in the ointment was the groom's choice of drinks, a bottle each of hennessy and dom perignon.  but that's another story.  besides, that was his money.

i don't think i'm less married now just because my wedding wasn't anyone's dream wedding but my own.        

Wow! Php2500. Hanep!..hmmmm... the fewer the guest fewer the gastos.
I'll make this suggestion to my siblings.

As for the question, a big NO.

Quote from: vpurcell on January 04, 2011, 06:05:42 PM
Hi there my name is Velita I am new to the site, I live in London

Welcome Velita 

Quote from: JUNAXCUBE on May 22, 2010, 09:18:35 PM
Morag kinahanglan jud to mga bataa pangitaon ug tabangan sa mga tubigtubigan dire........ looya pod intawn to sila........pwede man gani sa mga users sa tubagbohol magtampo tampo bisan ginagmay lang nga amount monthly para lang makatabang sa mga ingon ana nga sitwasyon labi na jud ug Bol-anon.....

Korek! Unsa man sugdan na?

Quote from: chicogon on January 03, 2011, 01:26:21 PM
Pagsugat sa New Year: likayi ang prutas nga itom ug liso, sama sa mansanas, ubas, pakwan, peras, chiko para di ngitngit ang suerte. Ice cream sad kay matunaw and suerte. Kana sad gikan sa dagat kay basin malumos ang suerte. Ayaw sad manok, pabo ug pato kay molupad ang suerte. Mga hayop sad nga upat ang tiil sama sa baka, baboy, kanding basin mudagan ang suerte. Para makasiguro, ayaw nalang pag handa ug kaon sa bag-ong tuig. 

Courtesy of a friend, Dr. Ed Gamboa

Tyahahahahaha... naku... pastilan Padre naa ra ba tahon ko ani na handa... saorn nalang diay ni ajo 2011... tyahahahahaha...

Quote from: islander on January 02, 2011, 11:15:32 PM
a happy new year to you too, luckybelle!  go easy on the chocolates.  you may get pimples.  make them last until valentine's day.  

missed you too.  my vacation was spent mostly on appointments with doctors and the dentist.  but i've been to bohol.  if you were there, let it be said that i regret not seeing you.    

Oi, ok lang mama Isles bahala sige ka pakigmeet tsa mga doctors ug dentist basta ba ok u now, and see you one lucky day... hehehe... ai, wala nako nagmunch ug chocolates kay kapoy, purya gaba.. bahala na ang fridge sa ila.. hehehe...maabtan pa jud ni ug Valentine's day, layo pa hanuan expiration ani...

Quote from: islander on January 02, 2011, 03:56:15 AM
lisod tuhoan ang nangitag workers kunohay unya mo-register ang worker by paying.  mora mag paagi lang ni nga ang 'recruiters' mahalinan sa ilang product, which in some cases are those so-called training kits.  wa niy kalainan sa household help nga aron madawat nga housemaid mobayad una siya sa iyang amo.  hanap.   sorry for being a kj this new year.  there are just too many money-earning gimmicks on the internet, it has become difficult to trust anything and anyone.

Korek mama Isles

Quote from: islander on January 02, 2011, 02:46:19 AM
bugsay, kun di ka moabli bisag kadiyot sa tb, kun di ka mohatag sa imong cebu city address o kaha mobile phone number pinaagi sa pag-pm nako, ako nang kaonon ang chocolates para nimo.  hapit na ko mobiya sa cebu city.  sige ka... beeeeee!  

Mama Isles, tabang, pastilan nanakit na tahon ako bag-ang sige ug kit-kit aning mga tsokolate para nimo kay wa man pud ka mohatag ug address, lain na pamati nako tsa ko dila... sige ko toothbrush... tyahahaha... nagkitkit ko karon, not my usual food pero sige kitkit... sus pastilan tawon karon pa ko sige ug kitkit ani ug ing-ani pa jud ka daghan... hmm... pagresume tsa klase ipanghatag nako ni tsa mga maestra... HAPPY NEW YEAR MAMA ISLES, MISS YOU... mwahh!

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 31, 2010, 06:14:38 AM
What time were you born?

Around 6 P.M

Quote from: hofelina on January 01, 2011, 05:14:59 PM
Sikat sa India ang Suman kay artista man, apan ang suman kay Filipino cake wrapped in banana leaf, karon unsa on man pag short cut?

Tyahahahahaha... lingaw... try ko... aaahhh, rice cake?

Quote from: islander on December 25, 2010, 11:26:20 PM
at the receiver's own risk, hehehe.  it looks like one has to keep on spending for this present.

a merry christmas to you, luckybelle and lorenz and all tb friends!

Merry Christmas madam Isles ug dong Lorenz  Bountiful new year sab sa inyo

Oi, kalami pud tsa imo regalo... hehehe...

Quote from: Moyhua on December 20, 2010, 03:47:41 PM
nagkaduol ang pasko, samot ko ka emotional. mo kalit na lang tulo akong luha. Ginoo, lig-una intawon ko.

You're not alone

Prom should be fun... chill... wear something you're most comfortable with and appropriate for the occasion, good luck

Quote from: hofelina on December 19, 2010, 05:18:43 AM
I had not seen anyone wearing tux during  prom day/night.
A tuxedo is the height of formal wear dressing for a man. Knowing when to wear one and what type to buy or rent can be a little trickier. Here's some help:

When to Wear a Tuxedo

    * When the invitation states Formal, Black Tie, Black Tie Invited or Black Tie Optional
    * To the opening of the opera, ballet or symphony
    * Ball or formal dance
    * Formal dinner party or reception
    * Dinner at a formal restaurant (some folks think you should be dressed at least as well as your waiter)


Shoot Madam, the last one is funny talaga but true 

http://fashion.about.com/cs/menstips/a/tuxes.htm

Huh!!! Patience Belle......................

Ya, love eating them... pakunti-konti

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on December 17, 2010, 07:24:04 AM
One major problem you have to solve in 2011 is...

Major major... hahahaha.... hmmm... wala pa naman...smooth pa ang sailing... we'll see

Hi Mr. Talha, Mr.Brian Cowen and Mr./Ms. afalsaani, welcome to TB;)

Quote from: wolfpack823 on December 06, 2010, 01:05:45 AM
I am very exhausted between my job for 12 hours and going to the hospital. Last night I slept there, and left the hospital at 430 AM to go to work. My car was  jumping on the ditch 2 times, wihout realizing I was driving passed 85. I don't have experience taking care of sick people....I am scared!!!

I realized in life a situation arrives when you have no choice but to do what you believe is right!

I am taking care of my estranged husband! He was in the Philippines starting a new life when all of a sudden he was diagnosed with pancreatic disorders at St. Luke's Medical Ctr. He has to come home for more examinations only to find out he got stage 4 pancreatic cancer.

Please pray for him that may God help him with his sufferings, in accordance with His will and time.

Oh you're so brave Ms. Wolfie and so kind. God bless you and your family. Ingat;)

Quote from: chicogon on December 14, 2010, 01:31:07 AM
Handsome place... kay cute man ang kang Luckybelle hehehe 

As handsome as Bran... if use in a sentence 

hahaha... lingaw ko Fra. Chic 

Quote from: Moyhua on December 16, 2010, 02:22:53 PM
hhhmmm..ako? it's the " panahon" "ang iyang time namo mao akong kalaban. mao mang hostage ko usahay sa mga yawi sa sakyanan. i don't care to hurt his feelings, manhid man. only, i can't afford to hurt his family, my inlaws...thankful and blessed to have them.

huhuhu...  talagang time

Quote from: Scarb on December 15, 2010, 08:48:00 PM
Just see it in a positive way..dli ko guzto mahasol or mag bother pa mo padala og balos nako ilabina nga mahal ang frankeo sa atoa.
I dont expect in return kon makapahalipay ko ug gamay..ang Lord na mahibalo ug indulihensya ray akoa. Just say a prayer for me nga unta buligan ko sa Dios sa bizan unza nako nga paningkamot ug tagaan permi maayong lawas aron makalahutay pa ko pakigbogno dire sa lugar sa mga jatot hee³ ^♥^...aah drama si Dayang woi  

Thanks sa pahibalo..
correction pls.- dli na Dutch woi..Holland ang dutch...but instead Deutsch na sya outsch..!
anyway preha ra sila ug currency ^_^

hahaha... ya right parehas ra... and oh... sayang, I don't usually send bill for holiday, I send.... along with my care... hahahaha... Happy holidays dearie

Don't Save It All for Christmas day - Avalon (vocal Jody McBrayer)

MOST DEFINITELY Dong Bran... tagak ako panga.... hahahaha......

Cute place near the beach... been there but once

Quote from: fdaray on December 11, 2010, 03:56:35 PM
lucky..., antique na man na kaajo. Kanang mga 40 to 50 pa, kay daghang mokursonada.

hahahahahahahaha... ligid...ligid ko....       sakto ka Mr. FDaray... hahahahahahaha......... Well, she just turned 49 last November 4...Zoinks! 

Quote from: david on December 08, 2010, 03:48:38 PM
nganong di man mo usab og naay magpa jerjer, bahalag mga buslot ang bulsa,,,hala bira

Zoinks!

Quote from: vrglguapo on December 11, 2010, 06:17:34 AM
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are original commando,s they don't wear panties going to parties. Thier are loads of photos circulating the internet showing thier mons veneris.

Korek!

Quote from: vrglguapo on December 10, 2010, 09:25:44 PM
I first heard that word Commando before from my Irish lady friends .And i remember what it was. My irish friend Nina invited me to a Disco one Saturday nights and She told me She was doing a Commando.I was wondering what it was so  asked her to explain it to me.She said that she went to the disco wearing boots and mini skirt without wearing knickers or underwear. I told her She was pulling my legs,and i have to see to believed . Nina pulled her miniskirt up exposing her pink Pu**y ,and that send shivers on my skin hehe..

Tyahahahahahahahahahahaha.....    

Quote from: hofelina on December 10, 2010, 09:29:39 PM
During my trip to Portugal, I was spoken by an italian couple who said that he has a brother in Italy and wishes to have a Filipina wife. He is a pensionado and lives in his own flat. He doesn´t speak english so he wishes that the lady be willing to learn the language. It took me sometime to decide if he is serious, I think he means it really.
If anyone has some interest please pm me.

I have a tita turning 50 next year. Lonely, single and...ehem...ehem.. yikes! Tita sana di u to mabasa... hahahahaha........

Quote from: statesville on December 11, 2010, 10:38:31 AM
I wish him luck.
I would like to share  my personal experience that turned disaster about helping  an aged man who wants a wife.
A 63 year old, white American man, an Air Force veteran who was my neighbor back then  unknowingly was watching me as I mind
 my own business and daily chores in and out of my house.
One day, he approached me and said that he'd been watching me and asked me if I could help him find a Filipina
woman to be his wife.
At first I was hesitant, but after a while I did help him by introducing a woman  who was in the Philippines that I know of  so
 they  talk over the phone then he went to meet her and  eventually got married, she was 46 years old by then.
He petitioned his new  wife to come here in the U.S. and I even help him with some paper works, while waiting for her
 he bought a new house and a new car for his coming wife. He had been sending money to her as well.
While waiting for her, he fell ill and was admitted in the hospital, so he decided to sell the house and  planned to buy a house close to
 where I live just in case he will pass away and I can be there nearby  for his wife.
A buyer  made an offer for the property so the lawyer contacted the wife that some papers will be fax to her to sign for the
 sale of the house.
The lawyer notified me that  this old man's wife e-mailed him stating,
  " I will not sign the papers unless you send me 50% of the proceeds of the sale" and she gave her
    bank account in the Philippines where the money will be send.
I was horrified, shocked, embarrassed..and the old man in hospital  was so furious and said,
    " I am sick, now she wants a divorce?"
Even though  the petition was  already approved, she still refused to come here to take care the old man in the hospital
  until he passed away, then she came and find out that the cousin  who was appointed as the Power of Attorney
  had the death certificate listing  the deceased as divorced, she was not noted as the wife.
To make matter worst, she turned against me and blame me as if I  should have done something  so she can take the properties
     to herself as a wife.
The old man owned 2 businesses, stocks, money in the bank,etc..sufficient for his wife to live without the headache of day to day
     financial needs but she made a mess.
I find out that some Pinays are acting now as her advisers and she has nothing to do with me.
She lives now in another state and  giving me a cold shoulder in which I was hurt at first but I learned a lesson
  the hard way; never would I make a mistake of lending a hand again.

Huh!!! How horrible!... grrr... mahirap o di mahirap, wala syang excuse... dapat di sya ganon...

  Hehehe... thank you Scarbie tsa Christmas card ug tsa Dutch Souvenir, I appreciate it. Nga pala I received it yesterday @ 9:00 A.M. Nakalimutan ko magpost here. So unfair lang kay without complete return address ug complete name. Now I couldn't send you a proper thank you for the holidays. But anyways, thank you, thank you, ang babait ninyo, thank you 

haha   kalooy pong Ondoy

Quote from: fdaray on December 06, 2010, 02:27:45 PM
Wala pa mahuman ang TB Festival Contest?





Merry Christmas and a Happy New to all TB members

Nice Mr. FDaray, thank you!

Haha... so nice... experimenting... LOL!!! Experiencing what's it's like to be a "tsuper 

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 05, 2010, 02:31:34 PM
Dearest,

It's been a snowy day today, truly, and despite the city's progressive desire to cleanse the streets of snow and ice, still there are areas that are filled with snow. We are expecting further snow fall today , and the rest of the week. The temperature outside is 25 degrees Fahrenheit outside, brrrr!

A view of the streets outside my apartment:

Grrrrr..... so cold...

Viva San Francisco Xavier! Oh, I wish I'm there.... hmmm...

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on November 29, 2010, 03:02:03 PM
Why Women Love Gardens and Gardening?

Hmmm... it's fulfilling

Quote from: glacier_71 on December 03, 2010, 08:27:48 AM
basin maoy winner...dugay baya iphon ning 741 million nga tinag-peso...

Galisud tahon si grandpa Hubs ug alsa sa tinagpiso nga Php741 M oi  Wa pa mag-ihap, gaalsa pa  Sinako

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 02, 2010, 11:24:01 PM
Julius, there is no describing the feeling of finding one's identity. The history of it all concerning.

Here I was traveling back to Bohol , Philippines for the first time in 12 years. And this trip was a much-needed one after taking my United States Medical Licensing Examinations (USMLE). The goal of the trip to the Philippines was to visit my family in Bohol (my mother's side and also my father's immediate family). Traveling around Bohol by myself and driving from my beloved Valencia to Jagna, Garcia Hernandez, Guindulman, Ubay, Loon etc, I was able to witness the landscape of the island and meet the people. Why i even experienced my first 'Sabong Derby' in Maribojoc (which i stayed for 12 hours. My uncle, Dr. Renee Lucino, was the guest of honor and brought with him 3 of our family's fighting cocks--which we won 2 out of 3 fights; not bad).

Traveling around Cebu and Bohol opened an idea within me. 'Why not visit Leyte?'

So at this thought, I followed through, which I usually do (considering my personality of planning things out and regimentally following through.  with the plan). While I was in Bohol, I contacted my father and mother (both in the 'states) as well as my aunt and uncle (both of in the united states) and told them of my recent epiphane. TO VISIT LEYTE. They were all escstatic at it, my father and aunt especially considering they grew up with relatives from Leyte. In fact, my late grandfather, anhing Mr. Rustico Aray Lucino, who was from Panaon Island, Southern Leyte, would do business all over Leyte, Samar, Negros, Cebu, Bohol, Mindanao. And he used to bring my father with him along (many of the stories were relayed to me when i was in Leyte by way of my grand-uncle, my aunts, extended cousins and distant relatives (yet all who knew of me). lol.
The plan was organized and the trip consisted of myself, my auntie wella, uncle ray, uncle roger, cousin jing, and our house helper, aurora. We took with us our Isuzu Crosswind.

Our journey to Leyte started in the wee mornings and drove from Tagbilaran to Ubay. From Ubay we borded a barge (which also brought my Isuzu Crosswind)  that took us to Maasin, Southern Leyte. When we arrived in Maasin, Southern Leyte we had to take a little detour. It was noticed that our left rear tire needed changing, so we made the necessity plans to replace all the tires there.

I remember the man who was some sort of manager of the enterprise. We both talked and he asked about where we were from. Bohol. I told him. However I told him that i was here to visit my Leyte as well. Its always interesting to see the reaction of people when I switch from speaking in Americanized-style English to fluent Binisaya. His facial reaction was priceless. "Kahibalo diay ka binisaya?", and I responded with the assertive, "Kai bao gud!". We laughed and exchanged familiar stories. I shared with him the story of how my grandfather, Papa Titing, left Pintuyan on a banka (he was a stow-away, luoy kaay..) when he was only 8 years old. He survived and worked as an aide in Cebu, then started a business (due to his strong business practices and efficiency in networking) which blossomed. I told him how he then moved to Bohol with my Mama Luz (my grandmother, who was also from Padre Burgos, Leyte).

This man, whom I've never met before responded in such a way that made me want to cry. I had to hold back my tears for I was laughing with him (i was so happy just to be in Leyte. This was my first time in my island. and he was the first Leyteno in Leyte that i had talked to face to face in my life). He said to me, "Na pasalamat gyud ka naka balik ka dinhi sa Leyte. Leyteno man diay pood ka dong! Ahong ngalan ay...." He extended his hand for a handshake. I gave mine back. Firm. Memorable. His eyes were light brown, his shirt covered in mechanical grease, and his smile was resilient and beautiful. His face is forever imprinted in my mind. A hospitable man, religious man, and a welcoming one. A True Leyteno, indeed.

We then drove from Maasin and passed Bato, Sugod, and a plethora of other barangays and towns. Until we made it way to my grandmother's hometown of Padre Burgos. A quiet yet productive town.

There I was greeted by my extended paternal side (my father's mother's side). Over 30 of them. Many of the little children when seeing me came to give me the amen-bless. To my surprise! These were my younger cousins, all of whom had the resemblance of my Mama Luz's face. Ebuenga and Torrerro beauty. Leyteno beauty. I then was introduced to my aging Lolo Nono (my late grandmother's younger brother; to whom he shared the same smile as my mama luz). I was reduced to tears in seeing him. I felt that I was seeing the face of my mama luz (who passed away in 1995). He came to me , nay, he ran to me. He took his two hands and brushed my face, my beard multiple times and said, "Rico kaayo!Rico kaayo!" we were both laughing. Apparently , as he would tell me, i reminded him of my father when he was my age. When my father came back from Saudi (he worked there as a civil engineer) when he came to visit them in Leyte he also had a beard just like mine. Katawa jud ko. Being introduced to family, friends, distant relatives at that so short time was very shocking, warming, and heartfelt. I really felt like being in this situation was akin to Jesus CHrist's parable of the Prodigal Son.

I felt that I was the prodigal son, who was lost, but was found again. And the Father in this case was my family from Leyte. There was so much food , so much nokos, fish, kinilaw, lechon, pancit etc.

I don't even know how they knew that I was coming to visit them, since we only gave them a day's notice that we would 'maybe' be visiting. I guess word spread like wildfire. LOL!!

Leyte is so Beautiful. So Beautiful. I cannot believe that I did not visit this wonderful island before. I felt really at home there.

Whoa!!! Kamote!!! Nangatagak ako kamote! Hehehehe... treasures.....

Quote from: bugsay on December 01, 2010, 10:41:17 AM
....pagdala lang ug sungkod...nya piyong-piyong sab.....syarooohh......na gyud na'y motabang nimo'g tabok..

Bugal-bugalon ai, bunalan ta ka ani ajong baston ron..

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 02, 2010, 03:03:55 PM
Hehehe arang lami'a jud ning buwad potpot. ituslok nato ug suka or lemonsito iparis nato ug day-old rice. ug naa pood fried egg, lami pood iparison.

simple yet perfect.

lami pood ning ilang buwad nga nokos.

Lagi, wala lang tsa picture ang buwad nukos bah..

Oist, buwad-potpot  ba ning naa tsa upper left corner?... laway ko dah... nice appetizer... kamatisan unja sawsaw sa lemonsito nga gipus-an ug sili, unja ang main course tinola unja a cup of rice... kalamiiii...... namit gid!

Quote from: islander on November 30, 2010, 12:27:28 PM
ang mga ex kuno atong pasultihon.  surely, ang uban nato ex baya pod.

Ako Madam Isles x pud... tyahahahaha... I guess the present is just super duper insecure. Malooy baja ko, pero mahimuot pud... tyahahahahaha... ay sorry... tyahahahaha 

Quote from: lindy on November 28, 2010, 06:43:54 AM
kini maoy klarex...akong ikaduha maoy kusog magselos ky sa number one.

Aper! Mao gajud day.. tyahahahahaha

Quote from: fdaray on December 02, 2010, 09:24:59 AM
Ang dalaga karon mao nay manguyab.

Mao?

Oist! Belated Happy Birthday Lolla

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on November 21, 2010, 10:27:49 AM
How would you describe your ex-boyfriend?

Pabaya

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on November 24, 2010, 01:45:05 PM
Nganong ang Ex Magselos Gihapon?

On the contrary, in some instances ang present pud ang magselos tsa ex... tyahahaha... tsa na ni oi 

Quote from: vrglguapo on November 27, 2010, 01:55:34 AM
bastos bayhana kanang naa sa painting kay gi kuhit kuhit ang lagay sa laki..

Wala sir oi, giapas nija ug hawid ang tela nga na-slide, kay ibalik intahon nijang tabon...tyahahahahaha...LOL

Quote from: Brian Cowen on November 26, 2010, 02:31:27 PM
Love is not words...if you don't mean them,don't say them.Love is a deep feeling that let you dream,live in your own world.

Hmmm... tinood buh ni? Tsana mao ni ginapraktis tsa kadaghanan. Makuhaan man jud ang magmahay ug masakitan.

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 24, 2010, 09:19:34 AM
diri man na nija gi earn mao gi tax na sha daan ana diri. and i think nia diri ija gi deposit ija datung. so most likely dako jud ijat tax kay wa man maka ipsot ug tax diri. di preha diha nilang Lucio nga mo declare lang ug gamay income bisan daghan jamo eroplano nag lupad3x ingnon laman nga 3 ra ka buok pasahero! hahahahaahhha!

    joker

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 23, 2010, 08:46:32 PM
hehe how cold?

Basta tugnaw yesterday ug sa niaaging past days. Karon out na si Mr. Sun, thanks God 

hmmmm... hubagers.. napublished ni sija sa Penthouse Magazine, October 2008 issue

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 23, 2010, 11:59:47 PM
Hi blog,

I woke up this morning at 5:25 am (central standard time) to the sound of the trucks passing my apartment. it was rather dark outside, but i decided to dress in my biking attire and went out for a cycle. it was so cold outside, i think it was about 55 degrees Fahrenheit when i went out. Dressed only in my thin shorts, upper-body attire and my northface jacket. clipped my black helmet and my ipod on my ears. warrior on the prowl.

the sound of anberlin playing as i broke through the cold winds; the darkness of the park surrounding and the chilling wind pounding my body. it was refreshing! i did a quick 6 mile cycle before turning back.

there's nothing like a feeling of cold winds hitting your face as you go full speed on a 25 speed trail bike. the complete exhilaration of it all, the endorphins that set in, one can barely feel one's fingers because of the cold, but the intense sense of euphoric feeling through the cycle justifies it.

on the cycle back, i saw a lady jogging with spandex shorts (thin to the brim) and a simple upper body attire. was she not cold? 

beautiful view. let us conquer the day.

Jajaja.....Bonus to tsa imo Dong Bran... Para gising na gising and ready to take the world;)

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 23, 2010, 10:39:33 PM
i don't believe in 'cheap' love. love cannot be cheap. for those who think so, have not fallen in love or have not felt love.

Mao jud Dong Bran... And they think we are foolish for loving so much. Blehh, suya lang kay way nagmahal nila. Hala ka bad nako...kaloy-i day Belle, kaloy-i,  jejeje  

Quote from: hofelina on November 23, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
I used to hear this from my neighbors.

Luckily I stayed one year to care for my eldest daughter, walay sweldo apan ang akong trabaho nakareserba for one year. Si Chris medyo na improve and rules, I stayed 3 years at home to rear him. Akong gi-awitan ang akong mga anak sa baby pa sila. I tried to be honest to my kids, because I wished to shape them into adults with a solid character.

Mao jud Madam Hofe. Approve!

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 23, 2010, 09:12:15 PM
mahal jud. i don't believe in being 'kuripot' when it comes to matters of love. i am a very giving lover; i lavish my partners.

Whahahahaha... mao man.

Tugnaw kaajo today...

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 23, 2010, 04:39:32 PM
apil sa asa man?unsa man?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 23, 2010, 04:37:56 PM
ikaw ra ba ya ang gaingon ha..lolo na nako

Aw tuod noh

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 23, 2010, 04:35:12 PM
saman ni LB, di man masabtan.

Labaw pa kong wa kasavot nimo

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 23, 2010, 04:40:15 PM
tumbahon ginagmay kung di magpagahi gahi

Unya?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 23, 2010, 04:46:45 PM
lola na ba diay ka  nalimtanon pud

Dili pa tanto kay wa pa man ko apo

Quote from: fdaray on November 23, 2010, 12:38:36 PM
Orgasm is the point of ejaculation.

jajajaja... sabotable Mr. Fdaray...

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 23, 2010, 08:09:34 AM

Sakto jud ni tanan ay.

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on November 23, 2010, 05:15:42 AM
unsaon man pagdako sa tax sa mga CEO's, COO's ug Consultant ug unsa pa diha? nga gamay ra man ang ilang sweldo sa ilang mga kompanya. puro man consultant fee ug allowance. dili baya na taxable. ang taxes ni manny ug sa mga artista kay gikan sa ilang mga kinitaan sa ilang mga tagsa-tagsa ka propesyon. kung pila ang naa sa kontrata diha sad basehan ang porsyento sa ilang income taxes. bright gud nang mga negosyante. ilang kompanya nagbayad ug binilyong business tax maong moingon pud na sila sobra kung milyon-milyon pa ilang income tax. maong dapat usbon sa BIR ilang tax schemes. kung kinsa tong naa dagkong negosyo, dako sad buhisan. tiaw mo nang si lucio tan wala masud sa top 100, giunsa gud na nila pagkwenta.

Mao jud.

Wow ha! Kung sa boxing 99% ako bilib kay Manny, kung tinood man gani ning ijang pagkamaayo mo-tax abay, 101% nako bilib ani nga side niya. Mao ni angay himoong ehimplo maski tuod ang ubang tax maadto ra gihapon sa kamot sa corrupt nga mga puli-pulitikas. Hmmm... ngano kaha ang mga prominent business tycoons wala man naapil sa top 10? Kasagaran mga actors man hanuan

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 10:43:27 PM
parehas gud nimo  lucky pud.

Oi, ikaw diay si Mr. Fdaray? Hehehe... lol! Thanks, thanks, lucky jud 

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:50:37 PM
apil pud ka sa chika

Ikaw di ka apil? Neutral ajo stand ani. Magresearch sa ko.

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:24:14 PM

ah..bagaa sa letra oi.. tinood lagi na dali ra gunitan

Mao ba? Unja human gunitan?

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 22, 2010, 11:42:15 PM
nahuwasan ug nagawasan or binali  nagawasan  ug nahuwasan

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on November 04, 2010, 06:46:36 PM
How did you invest your life the past year?

Hahaha... a+(b)(b)=a(bb)=_____________________

Quote from: Vito Andoline on November 21, 2010, 10:29:09 PM
hahahhaha.tapos na.

Mao jud.

Quote from: islander on November 22, 2010, 06:16:29 PM
he knows it, luckybelle!

Hehehe... I love his bangs

Quote from: fdaray on November 22, 2010, 08:15:12 PM
: Muto-o ba mo ug lumay. Wa nay lumay karong panahona. Sa una, pwede lumayon ang dalaga bisag minyo. Karon, lahi na , ang baje na ang manguyab.

Hmmm... mao ba? How lucky you are Mr. Fdaray!