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Quote from: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 06:19:37 AM
Do take pictures of the trees, glace.

Take her boating/kayaking to see the color changes.
romantic--perfect for a kiss.

sounds a good idea. hehehe

perfect moment for another blow of iloveyou

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 06:14:56 AM
hahaha, that I cannot promise on my end.

Cheers, glace.

How is Canada these days?

bright and fallish here...perfect for a walk

GLACIER

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.



bwhhahahahah....usa ra jud naigo nako ani: HUGE hahahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 06:05:55 AM
lol!

One thing that I have taught my love is the ability to endure pain.
For you see, friend, I am a biter. As in teeth sinking biting. he he he.
It adds passion into the sensual life.

Enjoy, glacier, enjoy.
Remember, in moderation ra lagi.
No more than 6 times a day, because well, it can drain a man.


LOL

you too, enz.

di ba kaha daghang lamok ani

asa naman ka kiamoy...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 09, 2009, 02:57:48 AM
Balibaran. Ingnon, Oi, SUH MAN ra ning niah!

Motubag pud si inday, DI KOH BE!

whahahaha kolokoy...unya moingon na sad ko: time pa sa, atong initon. hehehe

Quote from: nat-cast on November 09, 2009, 12:27:25 AM
unya matug namo balik.....hehehehehehe

kung makatog...nyahahha

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 12:52:27 AM
lol hug me tight ba? Hahahaha!

How cute.

Glacier, try biting your woman next time.

Biting helps

well, in many instances, we ended up biting each other...bwahahaha

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 09, 2009, 12:53:48 AM

unya ug mangayo ug BEKOH! hwahahahha!

bekoh ijang lubot...way pilit...

andama na ang pizzaaaahhhh

Quote from: nat-cast on November 09, 2009, 12:22:03 AM
awwww....how sweet....nakakakilig ;Dhehhehehe

moingon pa jud, "hug me tight bah" hahahahahah

pastilan..can anyone tell me her recent cellphone number? hahahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 09, 2009, 12:07:01 AM
So the say goes, "Work it!"

A woman can be an angel in appearance, but a tigress in bed.

like GRRRRR, enz? hehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 08, 2009, 11:56:50 PM
The only thing i can say to this topic is, it depends on YOU, WE WOMEN! I myself never depended on any of my MEN! I have to do things what i want from him myself for my own satisfaction whether he has a gigantic or a toothpick!


NAKS!!! jawk ra ni! hahahhaha pero tinuod! ngano magpatara ra ba diay mo?

kung toothpick size, magbantay jud kay, mdb, unyag bisan asa na lang buhoa sa lawas mosoksok..pero og gigantic, never mind to keep watch kay mangita jud nag saktong sudlanan....kung di na jud mada, pwede na lang gam-ong unlan...bahahahaha.

Quote from: nat-cast on November 09, 2009, 12:14:21 AM
bai unsa may gui tubag?....ihung hong lan nako ;Dhehehehehehe

hahahaha...ingon dayon siya, "i hug ko beh" owwwwwoshhh...

Pacman stops traffic!

Manny Pacquiao stopped the flow of traffic late Saturday afternoon on Vine Street in Hollywood as he was about to honor a commitment with Nike. Pacquiao had just wound up his training at the Wild Card Boxing Club as he is revving up for next week’s big clash with Miguel Cotto of Puerto Rico in Las Vegas when the crowd started to swell. Members of the LAPD had to be called in to make sure Pacquiao gets out of the Wild Card premises in time for his appointment.

Quote from: tohnichi007 on November 08, 2009, 04:16:41 PM
kalami sa tulog ani eheheh

sometimes i woke her up and told her that...

Quote from: david on November 08, 2009, 10:45:43 PM
sa ahong pag sabot bai 'glac ang divorce ug annulment parihas ra ang naka deperensya lang ang requirments

yup. sa Canada, naay annulment ug naa poy divorce.

ako lang i-post diri, for info purposes:

Requirements for Divorce and Annulment

Script 120 gives information only, not legal advice. If you have a legal problem or need legal advice, you should speak to a lawyer. For the name of a lawyer to consult, call Lawyer Referral at 604.687.3221 in the lower mainland or 1.800.663.1919 elsewhere in British Columbia.

What are the grounds for getting a divorce?
The Divorce Act applies to all divorces in Canada. This law states that marriage breakdown is the only reason or “ground” for a divorce.

There are two legal reasons for marriage breakdown. They are:

    * The separation of the husband and wife for at least one year
    * A “marital offence” by the husband or wife

The two “marital offences” recognized by the Divorce Act are:

    * adultery
    * physical or mental cruelty

What does it mean to be separated for a year?
A separation where you live “separate and apart” from your spouse for one year is enough of a marriage breakdown to apply for a divorce. That usually means living in separate places. But some couples will continue to live in the same house and still be able to show they were living “separate and apart.” A lawyer can advise you if this is your situation.

When does the one-year period of separation start?
The time for the start of a separation is usually when you tell your spouse you want to separate. Your spouse doesn’t even have to agree to the separation. The only issue is whether you want to separate.

What if you reconcile for a short time?
A husband and wife who have separated can get back together or “reconcile” to try to make the marriage work again. But within the one-year separation period, they can only be back together for a total of 90 days or less. Then, if the reconciliation doesn’t work out, they can continue to count the one-year period starting from the date of the original separation. But if they stay together for more than 90 days, they have to start counting the one year again.

Also, if a couple continues to have sexual relations while separated, that doesn’t necessarily mean they intend to reconcile or get back together. This is a tricky point, however, and you would have to discuss it with your lawyer.

When can you get the divorce papers started?
You can start the paperwork the day you decide to separate and have the divorce papers “served” on or delivered to your spouse. If he or she is heading out of the province and could be hard to find at the end of the one-year period, it would be useful to start the divorce process as soon as possible.

What is a “desk order” divorce?
Once the year of separation is over, the spouse asking for the divorce can often get what is called a “desk order” divorce. This means that you don’t have to appear in court and give evidence. You simply sign a sworn statement called an “affidavit,” which contains all the necessary information. If you have children, however, more documents must be given to the court.

What about adultery?
Adultery, which is one of the two marital offences, happens when the husband or wife willingly has sexual intercourse with someone else â€" even if this happens after the husband and wife have separated.

Adultery is usually proved by having the spouse who did it admit that fact. He or she can admit this in an affidavit or another kind of sworn statement called “interrogatories,” or by testifying in court or at “examinations for discovery.” If your spouse won’t admit to the adultery, then you have to prove it some other way, for example, by having other witnesses testify that they actually know the adultery occurred.

What about cruelty?
The other marital offence is cruelty, which can be either physical or mental. You have to prove that your spouse’s behaviour toward you made it unbearable or intolerable for you to go on living together. Mental cruelty is more difficult to prove than physical cruelty. Unless it’s an extreme case, you’ll probably need a lawyer’s opinion to see if you have enough evidence for mental cruelty.

Can you get “damages” if you prove a marital offence?
Some people think they can get money called “damages” if they prove a marital offence. But damages are difficult to get, except in the case of violence, and your legal fees to pursue damages might be more than the money awarded to you.

What is the best way to proceed?
Because you can get a divorce based on a one-year separation without any other reason, a lot of people prefer to avoid the problem of trying to prove adultery or cruelty â€" even if adultery or cruelty has occurred â€" and just proceed on the one-year separation.

If you do decide to proceed on adultery or cruelty, be aware that your legal costs will be higher. Also, your spouse might fight the divorce, claiming there was no adultery or cruelty. If that happens, it might take longer than one year to get a divorce. Also, after one year has passed, your spouse can get the divorce anyway based simply on the one-year separation.

Are there reasons why a judge won’t grant a divorce?
Yes, they are:

    * collusion
    * connivance
    * condonation
    * insufficient child support

What do collusion, connivance and condonation mean?
Collusion is when you lie to the court, either in an affidavit or through your testimony. An example is if a couple agrees that the husband will lie about adultery that never happened to speed up the divorce.

Connivance is when one of you encourages the other one to commit a marital offence so you can get a divorce. This is a rare occurrence.

Condonation is when you have forgiven your spouse for committing adultery or being cruel. Say that a husband learns his wife has committed adultery but decides to forget about it, and continues to have sexual relations with her. He may have forgiven her in a legal sense and be unable to get a divorce based on that adultery.

What about insufficient child support?
Before granting a divorce, the judge must be satisfied that appropriate arrangements have been made for the financial support of the children. Refer to script 117 on “Child Support” for more information on this.

What is annulment?
A divorce is the proceeding you take to end a valid marriage. Annulment is the proceeding you take to end an invalid marriage. For example, a marriage might be invalid if one spouse was already married when he or she married the other, or if the husband or wife was under the age of 16. Sometimes, the financial consequences are different if the marriage is ended by annulment rather than by divorce.

If you were married outside of Canada, you should know that the question of whether a marriage is valid is determined by the laws of the place where the marriage occurred. So if the marriage was valid in your country, it will generally be considered valid here in BC too. To get a legal annulment, you have to go to court, but you’ll need a lawyer to help you.

Some religions also grant an annulment. These annulments are valid within that religion but are not legally binding. Speak to your religious advisor or leader about this.

Summary
To get a divorce, you must prove a marriage breakdown. This can be separation for one year, or the marital offence of adultery or cruelty. Collusion, connivance and/or condonation may prevent the divorce from being granted. In all cases, before granting a divorce, the judge must be satisfied that appropriate support arrangements have been made for the children. If the marriage was invalid, an annulment may be granted.

[updated October 2009]

Quote from: david on November 08, 2009, 10:40:13 PM
binisay-a kono para ahong masabtan

hahaha kabuntagan ta og translate ani bay dave. di pod ko eksperto aning balaod mao nga i refrain to translate because some terms are very technical, to which our binol-anon may have no exact translation and meaning.

para nako lang, dav, mas minimal ang requirements kung divorce kay sa annulment. ug magdepende pod nas nasud.

The following legal requirements are necessary to file for divorce in most states:

   1. Residency: The spouse filing for divorce must have resided in the state and county for a certain period. Six months is a common state requirement, and three months is typical at the county level.

   2. Waiting Period: Most states have a mandatory waiting period from the filing to the finalization of a divorce. In other words, you cannot file and finalize a divorce on the same day. The average waiting period is 6 months but can be anywhere from 0 to 12 months. After the waiting period, the divorce is finalized and both parties are free to remarry.

   3. Legal Grounds: States generally recognize two legal grounds for divorce: (1) irreconcilable differences and (2) separation. "Irreconcilable differences" simply means there are marital difficulties that cannot be reconciled and have led to the permanent breakdown of the marriage.

   4. Jurisdictional Requirement: An action for divorce must be filed with the proper court. The appropriate court is typically in the county where either the wife or husband has resided for at least 3-6 months prior to filing for divorce.

Quote from: catalina on November 08, 2009, 02:44:30 PM
hahahhaha
himala naka lips sealed ka

mura mag nag-constipation nang nawnga ni hubs, cat. hahaha

Quote from: Happy on November 08, 2009, 07:04:00 PM
My brother-in-law was one of the hundreds of people there to take pictures.

He took a great pic. I would like to post it here, but first, I have to ask his permission

post palihog, happs...

mao lagi nang naay annulment...para pwede sila magkaminyo-ay inig human og bugto sa ilang kamiyoon.

Quote from: bugsay on November 08, 2009, 10:27:01 PM
Uniform bai Glac, nga naay kompleto nga ngalan sa luyo...in bold letters aron mabasa bisag layolayo.

di man na mabasahan kay naa man ang pasahero sa luyo...hahahaha..sa kilid o atubangan lang tingali.

pero kung naa sila uniform, apilon pod ang ubang mga drivers sa mga bus, multicab ug trike. ampir man na kung mga habal-habal operators ra.

apan ang dakong isyu kay ang pletihan man, di ba? angay totokan nis taga-LTO ug butangan og balaod para mo-regulate ani nila. kung mahimo, mogamit og resibo. hahaha

Quote from: grazie7y on November 08, 2009, 03:45:35 PM
hahaha korek ka dyan, tohn! mura dagway ni'g mga muslim na baji gitabunan ilang dagway!

daghan baya diri nga mura og columnist kung manuwat...basin usa ana mao na siya. hehehe.

Quote from: bugsay on November 08, 2009, 10:13:47 PM
bitaw bai Glac...idioms man na sa nagkapandolpandol nga relasyon sa asawa ug bana.....hehehe

pas-pas pa man sa train ang pagkatulimbanga...hahahaha

balik tas topic...

gusto kog naay ID, di na lang tingali kinahanglan ang uniform.

Annulment in the Philippines (googled)

Q: What documents do I need to start the case for Annulment of Marriage?

A: You will have to obtain the following documents:

a) An authenticated copy of your marriage certificate; and
B) An authenticated copy of the birth certificate/s of your children (if any) from the National Statistics Office (NSO)

Q: Both my husband and I are Filipino citizens living overseas. Can we file for an annulment in the Philippines?

A: Yes, the rules of court now allow for non-resident Filipinos to file petitions of annulment of marriage in the Philippines.

Q: What is the best city in the Philippines for me to file my petition of annulment?

A: You, as the petitioner have the choice to file in the Family Court of the province or city where you or your husband/wife has been residing for at least 6 months prior to the of filing of the petition, or in the case of a non-resident respondent, where he/she may be found in the Philippines.

Q: Do we need to go back to the Philippines to proceed with an annulment of marriage case?

A: Yes, you will have to come to the Philippines. You will have to appear at least twice in court once for the Pre-trial and once to Testify. If you do not appear in court your petition will be dismissed. You can be excused from appearing at the pre-trial for valid reasons such as illness.

Some Judges allow the non- appearance of the Petitioner in cases of Annulment of Marriage where the ground cited is Bigamous Marriage under Article 35 of the Family Code of the Philippines.

Q: How long does it take to get an annulment?

A: If the proceedings go smoothly, at least 6 months but there is no guarantee to that. There are factors that need to be taken into consideration that could delay the procedure such as but not limited to court-sanctioned postponement of hearings, and justifiable absences of State Prosecutor, if any.

Quote from: bugsay on November 08, 2009, 09:40:00 PM
natulimbang na...nyahahaha

whahahahaha...kining pagkatulimbanga, bugsay, pwede gamiton nga rason para mag-divorce....

carmen, if that is the case, wouldn't it possible to amend our law on legal separation to make it favorable for both parties?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2009, 12:58:52 PM
Bwahaha. Daan na to namong gidudahan kay dili mokujog og inom, pero ang among boss maoy nag-confirm after ni-resign na ang buing. 

duda ko usa kas hinungdan ni resigned to kay wa jud nimo tagai og chance...hahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2009, 01:24:32 PM
Boy scout jud diay.

hahahahaha...no further comment...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 01:27:02 PM
Sabagay, pero diha mi kauban sa trabaho kaniadto nga magsul-ob-sul-ob og wedding ring bisag ulitawo. Sus, kay bajot man diayng buing!

ikaw naka-diskobre, bay hubs, nga bajut siya? hehehehe

naa ba poy mga baje nga mag-soot og wedding ring, bisan og dalaga?

Bring her a gift

kaon...

wa may moreklamo lagi sa awtoridad (tingali kay kapoy na) mao nga makapataka ni sila og presyo.

Quote from: grazie7y on November 08, 2009, 07:23:25 AM


hahahaha

Grrrrrr....dagan, grazie...

bitaw, asa diay nis Dumagan? i mean kaila ka ani niya, personally, Admin Grazie?

Quote from: grazie7y on November 08, 2009, 07:19:12 AM
aguy, unsyalan gud na glace daw doggie naman ka ron! bwahahahahaha

tingog pa na...sunod position na...

Quote from: grazie7y on November 08, 2009, 07:11:26 AM
ah kuyawa oi.  takuban man jud.  hahaha peez, glace! lagi bitaw ba basin nag takuban lang sya.  di ba kaha ni ikaw, glace? bwhahahah

Grrrrr....hahahahaha

Quote from: comran on November 08, 2009, 04:47:18 AM

I am sorry to say that most filipina women that I have met and most of my friends are pretty timid in bed.... I just dont undertand that!  It's either they dont like sex anymore or its very sporadic...like twice a month.

Whew!
Ciao

it's either because they're too old or too tired, carmen. hahaha

i know some filipinas who are exactly the opposite of your friends. and they can be loud too. lol.

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 08, 2009, 04:20:23 AM
lami lagi ning italiana, kissable ang lawas, sure ko. sure na sure.

Pero lahi lagi ning Pilipina.

Above all jud.

lami man jud ning atoa, enz.

pero, gusto pod ko musuway og laing potahe...ngita pa ko

ni-dagan na tingali...o nagtakuban ginamit ang laing ngalan..hehehe

i just wear earplugs 

but most of the time i like her making sound; it is like an appetizer to me. hahaha

Quote from: nighthawk on November 08, 2009, 03:29:17 AM
Daghan baja piskay nga talan-awon sa Loay..wa may nanumbaling sa unaha..karon, naibog na ang taga laing nasod.. saludo ko sa tanang taga Loay..dako na ug kausaban karon kumpara sa kinse anyos nga nilabay..

Kana lang Sambat Mascarra y Regatta, dugukon gud na tan-aw sa mga taga gawas.. apil pud mga bol-anon nga wa pa makakita sa kalihukan..

salamat ninjong tanan nga nidajig sa jutang natawhan..

Welcome to TB, nighthawk.

bol-anon jud jamo ka...

Quote from: comran on November 08, 2009, 05:51:25 AM
Are you referring to your LOVED one(s) - those people that you loved? OR are you referring to those you LOVE NOW?

Just want to clarify before I make a statement!

Ciao     

your present or your very memorable formers, carmen...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2009, 05:23:32 AM
Sayang, Bay Grace, kon buhi pa unta tong iroa, mapakinabangan unta ang ijang Grrrrrrr, bwahaha.

whahahahaha... akong iro ang mo-Grrrr, ug ako ang mo-apwak....

matay tong akong iro sa una, permi mang ka-excited, wa kaila og depression. hehehe. pansit ug kan-on sa gani ang kinaon ato. usahay paklay ug sobra sa mga isda nga among gikaon...

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Quote from: grazie7y on November 08, 2009, 04:00:26 AM
wingig pa jud!

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 08, 2009, 05:40:26 AM
He he, morag permi tingali diay kang magdala-dala og binoculars, Bay Glace.

hahahaha...manguwag man galing, kinahanglan nga andam permi; naay plan A, B o C.

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 07, 2009, 02:12:59 PM
hala naa dajun mo pila ana!

pindota na dayon nang RED BUTTON nimo diha, mdb, aron i-activate tong mga ekals nato dito aron mopahiluna ni Carmen sa Bohol...hahahaha

Quote from: PR0CESS0R on November 07, 2009, 06:27:41 PM
Maayo diay ni sila pukawon, basin natulog ni sige sila ug damgo

di sila ang pukawon..kundi ang mga katawhan kay motoo ra ba ta dayon og bisan unsa na lay ilang isulti nga plano gam-on labi nag tiempong eleksyon 

Quote from: comran on November 08, 2009, 03:25:44 AM
You are welcome Glace! Thank you for accomodating me. You will only get nothing but honesty, frankness and bluntness, to say the least of my postings here.  I will not sugar coat anything.

Ciao     
Carmen

you surely will fire up several of our conservative members with your blunt and frank comment, and more so to our guys who are academic, sexual and religious. hehehe

we hope you enjoy your staying at TubagBohol...

should you have any concerns like rules and obligations (hahaha), the admins are more than willing to help you...

TB Admins:

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Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on November 08, 2009, 01:47:14 AM
Ang kuyaw jud aning uban bitaw kay inig christmas palitan pud ug regalo unya ipa gift wrap pa then ipahuso ang tag basin kono mabasahan sa ilang iro ang presyo.

Hahaha nakatawa ko sa patauran ug braces hehhehe unsa man i correct ang ngipon nahiwi hahhaha. Pilay pusta kanang iro sa imong amigo ug mamatay na Glace ugaling catholic ang tag ija mo request siguro nag burial mass unya malay nimo naa nay cemetery plot na daan.

tinood, nakakita ko diris Tv nga naay shoppe nag-offer og braces para sa ilang mga buhing iro ug iring. basin kanang imong iro, qel, psychiatrist ang gikinahanglan ana kay basin og na-trauma na o naay gibati nga dili maalim sa tambal. kinahanglan  nag tambag, spiritual direction o counseling session. hahahaha.


pero akong iro sa una, tungod sa kaisog akong gihigot sa akong balay, dapit sa may hagdanan. kada naay mosangpit og "maayo", siya ang motubag..."gggrrrrr!!!....aaarrrrrfff!!!" hahahaha...resulta sila ang natrauma ug gikabuhi sa akong iro. hahahaha

Quote from: comran on November 08, 2009, 03:12:24 AM
Hello Glace,  I am simply sharing what I love and am not a bit embarassed. I know, I am different from a lot of women... hey what can I say! Also, I am not talking about a quickie encounter rather than a 45 minutes (at least) of slow, passionate and sensual love making.  Whewwww! Is it getting hot in here....hehehe!

Ciao
Carmen

camen,

i truly admire your openness and sincerity. i guess many of us here also share my sentiment. we hope it will build us up to become cyber-friends of this forum/community. we certainly appreciate your sharing us also of your expertise  in various topics posted here.

welcome to TB...again.

Quote from: comran on November 08, 2009, 03:07:41 AM
Hello Glace, I'm surprise you're still awake at this time. I am being honest and not try to pull punches on anyone.  To answer your question, my ex husband calls me baby also, my ex bf's calls me baby, sweetheart, darling, honey, etc.  You my dear can call me Carmen, ok.

Yes, my ex was very regretful - and that is an understatement.  I left him because I had enough after many years of compromising. I believe I loved him more than he loved me so he was always sure... too sure of himself that he became complaisant, neglectful, had no regard for my feelings, and took me for granted, and most of all was unfaithful. Differences in culture (he is Arab) and religion contributed very much to our marriage to crumble.

Ciao Glace and take care!     
Carmen

sorry to hear that, carmen.

did you have a child with your ex-hubby?

by the way i live in Canucks. so, it's still pretty much bright here. 

have a nice day!

wa man jud bitaw nadato moeskwela, gawas atong datu na daan. hahahaa

kay bisan og moeskwela ka, unya di ka manarbaho, di ka molihok, unsaon man nimo pagkadatua ana...

para nako, di pagpakadatu ang akong tumong pageskwela, kundi para lang makabaton og haruhay nga ugma, makaon, makainum, makabayad sa utang, makalakwatsa, makatabang gamay sa ginikanan, makabaton og kaugalingon pinuy-anan, maka-paeskwelas mga anak (aron sila mamilyonaryo), maka-patambal kung masakit, naay pang-mintinans sa sakyanan, pang-golf, pang-tan-aw og sine, pangpalit sinena...ug pangpagwapa sa asawa...hehehe

Carmen, you rock! 

Quote from: comran on November 08, 2009, 02:36:57 AM
Glace, I didnt mean for you guys to flaunt here in the forum....hehehe - but to your partner.  Satisfaction depends on each individual, right.  To each his own!

this is why some would say Size doesn't really matter much as other individual's area of satisfaction is not contained in size alone. other prefers foreplay over the sexual IC. as you say, one's satisfaction is different from the other. your saying that you're insatiable however is truly eye-popping...hahahhaa 

Quote from: comran on November 08, 2009, 02:11:25 AM
Glace, that is a term of endearment! I call my ex that...and if I had a bf now I will call him the same so I dont get confused with names....heheh!

OH... some men do have really big girth so my fingers might not be enough to measure it...LMAO!

Lorenzo, twice a day would be good on work days but weekends that is a minimum!

Like I said, I am insatiable!

You guys are awesome!

What did he call you then, com?

that is very honest of you to tell us of your bottomless edacity. i'm sure there are plenty of men (and women too) who can certainly feed you 'hunger' both in size and durability. with such insatiability of yours, i guess your husband left with piles of regrets which only you probably could temper. (just kidding..hehehe)

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 07, 2009, 11:41:41 PM
I am a firm believer of sexual creativity. For any relationship to last, one must experiment with your lover, try different things. Be creative.


My love has said to me she lusts for my military hardness. he he
Hard lagi, pero soft kaayo sa sud.
Emotionally very soft.

Enz, Comran may have found what's she's been looking for in you.

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 08, 2009, 01:39:50 AM
thas so sweet Glace! so sweet! hahahha!

makadako man sad og atay ning tawgon tag ingon ani. labi nag manghud nato. hehehe. mao nga og mag-date mi, magpalanay-lanay lang pod ko. sige kog patotyon...kay baby lagi. hahahaha. hahays kinabuhing kinamongkajan...

klaro jud ni nga pagpahimulos sa katigayonan sa lungsod.

ingon anihon ninyo paggama ang Tubag Bohol Village...hehehehe. labong naa pay tubig sa Corella

di ko magsaba....hehehe

akong ginikanan, pobre pero nakapaskwela baya pod namong upat sa kolehiyo. nahuman mi tanan ug nakatrabaho. nangaminyo ug naa nay mga anak. laman, sa dihang nagkasakit akong ginikanan, kung wa pa ko diri sa gawas, murag nadidbol na ning akong usa ka ginikanan. mao ra pod nay nakalahi kung didto ko sa pinas, di man jud ko katabang nila.

way nadato kaayo, apan nahayahay, naay daghan. pero mas daghang napobre tungod kay way edukasyon...

Quote from: BlueAngel on November 07, 2009, 11:47:46 PM
whahaha³³³³ tua na lagi !

pastilan lagi...

Quote from: comran on November 07, 2009, 11:47:28 PM
Hello Glace, what does it mean...maaghat kog tampo?  Isnt it midnight there?

hahahaha...it's my euphemism, com, to father her a child. hahaha...i remember telling it to my ex once, and we laughed after. she gave me a spank and quipped, "batod ka ha!" 

your joining TB, Comran, may have a higher reason too waiting to happen...your searching may begin here

Quote from: Anna&Jorge on November 07, 2009, 07:17:29 PM
i once dated an older man (10 years among gap) but dli man fun oi... akong 2nd BF kay 3 years younger nako, manang man hinoon iyang treatment nako.. ajo ning elder by one year ang guy kay at least same mo og hilig

ako nakig-date og babaye nga manghud nako, ako man hinooy gitawag og iyang "baby" hahahahaha

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 03:33:53 PM
Natulog pa si Bay Glace, nagtigom og hangin. Mientras tanto, morag desidido man si Bay Bugs nga mo-testing...

Go, Bugs, go!

unsa naman ning gahisgot naman mog testing? hahahaha

ok ra nako ning maki-amigo/ga og EX's

di lang ko padungog-dungogon nga wa pa silay anak sa iyang present kay unyag maaghat kog tampo. hahahaha

California Governor Arnold Swarzenegger is a ringside fixture at big fights, and attended the Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. Juan Manuel Marquez fight on September 19th.

Jay-Z watched Pacquiao's win over Ricky Hatton in May 2009. The rapper paid tribute to Pacquiao in one of his new songs. Will he bring wife and singer Beyonce?

Bon Jovi recently requested that they watch Pacquiao train. Freddie Roach declined. No more distractions for Team Pacquiao. Manny might do a concert inside the Wild Card Gym.

Comedian Cedric the Entertainer can be found ringside at big fights. He attended the Oscar de la Hoya "Dream Match" fight in December 2008.

Actor ("Batman") Christian Bale was at ringside for Pacquiao's fight against Ricky Hatton in May 2009. He often watches Pacquiao train at the Wild Card Gym.

Actor Danny Devito can be found ringside at major fights.

Actor ("Titanic") Leonardo DiCaprio was ringside for the Mayweather, Jr. vs. de la Hoya fight in 2007.

Businessman Donald Trump (with son Don, Jr., right) can be found ringside at big fights. He has a big financial stake in Trump-owned casinos and hotels on the Las Vegas strip.

Actor Jack Nicholson (left) was at ringside for Pacquiao's fight with Ricky Hatton in May 2009.

Actor ("Entourage") Jeremy Piven watched the Pacquiao-Hatton fight in May. In a television interview, Piven said that whenever he is tired or feels unmotivated, he thinks of Manny Pacquiao and he becomes motivated again.

The band KISS recently requested that they watch Pacquiao train. Freddie Roach declined. Manny might do a concert inside the Wild Card Gym.

Singer Mariah Carey and actor (husband) Nick Cannon watched the Pacquiao-Hatton fight at ringside. In an interview, Carey said it was the first time she had been in such a raucous boxing atmosphere.

Actor Mark Wahlberg (left) is a big Pacquiao fan and attended the Hatton fight in May. During the second knockdown, he was seen jumping up and down. He often watches Manny train at the Wild Card Gym.

Arizona Senator John McCain (left) was at ringside with wife Cindy for the Mayweather, Jr. and de la Hoya fight in 2007. In an interview, he wants to see the Mayweather, Jr. and Pacquiao fight materialize. McCain was an amateur boxer when he was a cadet at the U.S. Naval Academy.

Rapper P Diddy was at ringside for the Pacquiao-Hatton fight in May 2009. He sat a row behind fellow rapper Jay-Z.

Hollywood icons Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie can be found ringside at the biggest fights. They are perhaps the most popular celebrities at any arena event.

Actor ("Rocky") Sylvester Stallone is typically at ringside for big fights. He may work with Manny Pacquiao on a future U.S.-based movie. There is word that he is working on "Rocky 7." He has said that if he does not do it, then he would be miserable.

Actor Bruce Willis is a boxing fan often at ringside.

Filipino-American actress Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lache

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and rapper 50 Cent. The former may be Manny Pacquiao's next opponent. The New York rapper boxed in his younger years.

LA Lakers Ron Artest is a Manny Pacquiao fan and has visited the Filipino icon at the Wild Card Gym. Good times or distractions for Freddie Roach?

The Boston Celtics visited Manny Pacquiao's locker room after the Filipino's win over David Diaz in 2008.

Soccer star David Beckham is often at ringside for boxing events. Will he bring the Spice Girls wife?

Golden Boy Promotions principal Oscar de la Hoya and actress Salma Hayek. De la Hoya is predicting a Miguel Cotto victory on Nov. 14. Is that prediction tainted by the feud with his former promoter Bob Arum?

Evander Holyfield is often at ringside. He recently appeared with one-time foe Mike Tyson on Oprah. The two are now friends.

Juan Manuel Marquez is often at ringside during Pacquiao fights. He is pushing for a third fight with his nemesis.

LA Lakers star Kobe Bryant is a fan of Manny Pacquiao and the two recently met. Both also appear on Nike's recent ad campaigns.

Legendary boxer Lennox Lewis is a fan of Manny Pacquiao and considers the Filipino his favorite fighter.

Legendary boxer Mike Tyson asked Freddie Roach in 2008 if he could help train Manny Pacquiao. Due to another potential distraction, Roach declined. Instead, Tyson got several free tickers to the "Dream Match" fight with de la Hoya.

Comedian George Lopez often emcees for Golden Boy Promotions, and entertained the crowd for the weigh-in on the May 2nd fight between Pacquiao and Ricky Hatton.

NBA great Earvin "Magic" Johnson is often at ringside.

Boxing icon Muhammad Ali was at ringside for Mayweather's fight with de la Hoya in 2007. Will a Pacquiao vs. Mayweather fight in 2010 be the biggest event since Ali's and Joe Frazier's "Thrilla in Manila" in 1975?

Boxer Ricky Hatton has been at a Pacquiao fight.

Welterweight champion Mosley will be at ringside, pushing for a bout with Pacquiao in 2010.

NBA star Shaquille O'Neal called himself "Manny Shaquiao" in a celebrity match with Oscar de la Hoya. 

Boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard is at ringside for any big fight.

Boxing legend Thomas "The Hitman" Hearns is at ringside for any big fight.

lahi na pod ang duwa ron sa F1 ron sukad wa nas Schumacher.

Quote from: comran on November 07, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
There's only one way to find out, right?  But first, I need to see the tool..... so bring your measuring stick!  hehehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 07, 2009, 02:16:29 PM
bwahahahahha! No not only a stick Carms, what about tape measure??? ang diameter di diay nimo sukdon?

to check the diameter, your fingers will do. hahahhaa

Quote from: bugsay on November 07, 2009, 02:18:49 PM
if you guys would like to ask me....imagina nalang na'ng 555 sardines.,...nyahahahah

hahahahaha...unsa man nga 555, bugs, kadtong tuloy sulod o kadtong unom sulod. hehe

Quote from: mistyeyed on November 07, 2009, 02:26:45 PM

Nubo ra diay Bugs kay nubo ra man nang lata sa 555.

mubo pero bus-ok..hahhaa ug pwede ika-tagbaw sa gutom, pamahaw, paniudto ug panihapon. hahahaha...snacks pod.

mao man gani, naka-ingon ko kung makatarunganon pa ning gidaghanuna sa linya sa mga "doctor" aning iyang iro. whahahhaha..kuwang na lang og Chaplain ning iroa, qel.

kanang inyong pagbuhi ug pag-amuma anang mga buhi ninyo, para nako, tolerable pa na. kay gawas nga buhi na ninyo, naa pod moy ika-afford og mga gamit.

kanang uban gani, ila nang patauran og "braces" ilang iro, bawhahaha..grabeha na pod. bitaw, ila pod nang katungod. ila pod nang hilig. hehehehe

Quote from: Candijaynon on November 07, 2009, 09:09:00 PM
Tinood ba kaha intawon ni kay ang akong 12 year old son size 10 ra ba ang tiil.

bwahahahaha...check-upa kanunay na, Candi, kay basin inig edad ana og 20, mura na na unyag naay gapuyong dragon atubangan sa imong anak...hahahahha

Quote from: comran on November 07, 2009, 04:27:53 PM
Nonsense.... that is just an excuse.  Most men would show their tool right away if they are confident about the size.  If they dont have it... baby, they will not flaunt it!  LOL

that's probably the reason most porno flicks employs big "Ds"... but too bad, our forum, comran, won't tolerate such flaunting to safeguard our sensibilities over our physical sexual attributes. certainly our guys have no excuse to tell for we can sense their wives seem satisfied. 

bawo unsay ngalan ato...lami man.

busog nako kaayo...ug katogon na. mao nga matog na ko, peps...

happy birthday tanan! hahahahahaha

Quote from: mistyeyed on November 07, 2009, 01:01:57 PM
Salamat Glace, I plan to do it but hulat pako ug timing.

welcome.

Will Her Grrrrrr and My Kindness mix? hahahahaha

(n.b. this topic is culled from Comran's comment.)

boyz....your turn. aw, gurlz diay. 

Quote from: slackware on November 07, 2009, 12:23:31 PM
basta di lang bahong anso! hahahahahaha!

ug di lang pod bahong tae. lol...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 12:52:33 PM
Abi naho ang gwapang nagpatotoy lami pud patotyon, bwahaha.

hehehehehe...di na kwesyon ang kalami ana, bay hubs. ang pangutana kung magpatotoy ba. hahahaha.

Quote from: mistyeyed on November 03, 2009, 03:17:46 PM


AKO SI iNDAY Mistyeyed usa ka nilalang nga nahigugma ug utro.Isip usa ka binuhat sa Ginoo,gusto na ako nga magpakasal kami sa akong hinigugma karon,Apan,aduna akoy mga pangutana ug kahadlok sa akong kaugalingon.

AKONG MGA PANGUTANA UG KAHADLOK:

1.Gikan ako sa usa ka pamilya diin nagdaku ko nga wa diha akong papa,mao nga wala gyud kaayo naku masinati ug unsa ang pagpamuyo nga kompleto tanan.Nahadlok ako nga daugdaugon rako sa akong mabana.

2. Naa koy mga barkada nga na menyo napod unya ang ilang bana adunay laing babae sa ilang kinabuhi,hangtud karon sila pa gihapon sa ilang bana tungod sa rason nga "aduna silay anak duha" sakto ba kana nga rason nga ang pamilya magpabiling pamilya tungod lang sa anak bisan adunay lain ang bana?-Nahadlok ko ug mahitabo uroy ni sa akoa,maong ngayo kog idea ug kamo pa ang ingon nila.

3. Ug magpabadlong unya ang akong mabana unya nahikot naku niya.Unsaon naku pag deal aning sitwasyona?

(BUSA MGA TB KAPAMILYA UG ADUNA KAMOY TAMBAG SA AKOA,IPATIK NA DIRIA ARON AKONG UMAABOT NGA DESISYON DILI MAPALYA UG MAKAKUHA KOG MGA IDEA) sALAMAT.

sakto na ni nga aware kas imong kahadlok, mist. di man jud na nimo mahibaw-an og unsay dangatan sa inyong kaminyoo, gawas kung magminyo na jud ka.

maayo pod nga imong ipaambit sa imong mamahimong bana ang imong kahadlok. ug diha, inyong maestoryahan ang imong gibati. diha pod, hinaut pa unta, mahibaw-an ninyo kung andam mo sa usag-usa.

you'll never know yourself fully how dangerous, risky, high and amazing Mt. Everest is, until you climb it.

whahahahahahaha...unsa man diay tinotokan og baki? murag tinotokan og hubog? hahahahaha

diha pod koy nadunggang istorya sa amoa nga kadtong usa ka bata nagsugod-sugod nag toon og panigarelyo. nakakita siyag murag porma og sigrilyo sa ilawom sa ilang katre kay didto tagui ang mga libintador para new year...gatoo pod tawn nga tinood nga sigarilyo..gikadlitan...hahahahahahaha...kalooy sa ginoo...mura jud tawn kono og porma sa tinuli nga nangamatis ang iyang baba. maila nga bata pas duyang tong bataa...hahahahaha. nakapugos jud og soksok og idiom.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 12:34:47 PM
Bwahaha. Nakauna na man diay kag react. You have a dog's power of scent jud diay, Bay Glace. Ikay atong pambato sa challenge at hand.

i am just armed, bay hubs, but not sure if i am "dangerous" enough to meet the challenge. hahahahaha...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 12:10:50 PM
Hain na man diay to si Bay Glace?

present! ngano man, bay hubs? na kay ipatrabaho? hahahhaa

Quote from: grazie7y on November 07, 2009, 12:19:05 PM
ngek na pod!  basin bya masumbagan ka ha! hahahahah

di lang gud pod ko padool

sayop pod atong tawhana kay nagpadool ra, da, igo lagi...hahahhaha

lami man jud bitaw tan-awon ning magpatotoy, labi nag gwapa ang inahan...hahahaha

gimingaw nako nimo baya

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 12:07:56 PM
Nganong magpatara man pud ang inahan nga magpatutoy? Dili ba diay sija pwede moadto sa kwarto?

didto man tingali siya sa kwarto gitan-aw? hahahaha

OMG!!! 

Quote from: grazie7y on November 07, 2009, 12:03:45 PM
Maldita

Glacier?

gwapo (kung matog whahahahahaha)

Lorenzo?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 11:45:11 AM
Nindot tuod nang animal-whisperer nga trabaho, Bay Glace. Sayon ra ang sapi. Naa lang hinuon ni occupational hazard, sama sa nahitabo sa usa ka doktor:

Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"

whahahahahaa... basin chihuahua

Quote from: grazie7y on November 07, 2009, 11:52:03 AM
misty? - romantic

next:  bugsay

joker

Grazie7y?

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 07, 2009, 11:51:45 AM
Kining morag tahor, ang paporma ani dili lang sa physical appearance, apil na pud ang sinultihan (ug sinuwatan). Kanang ang dating morag grade one nga bright, mao na.

whahahahaaha...mura og dinamita na ning imong gipabuto ron da, di na libintador.

Quote from: comran on November 07, 2009, 11:22:09 AM
I sure hope so too Glace! I come from the family of Torralba's and Gamutan's and in runs in my veins.

Nowadays, its really hard to trust someone..... especially in my case, I have already been through those things!  But I am willing to take another chance.

Carmen

Torralba from Tagbilaran?

Quote from: ms da binsi on November 07, 2009, 07:07:55 AM
kana bitaw si Dog whisperer (Cesar Millan) OMGsh! na milyonaryo na jud na sha...

unsa man poy isulti ani nila sa iro o iring? hurf, hurf ? og meow. meow?

magtoon ko tingali og kurso para ani, kay maayo ni nga career...trend naman jud ni nga dakog potential for money-making. maayo pod ko mag-iniro...ug nakasuway na pog mag-iring-iring....hahahaha

Quote from: comran on November 07, 2009, 09:57:11 AM
This might sound funny but the best thing to do is just be honest! However, say it in a nice way like, "Hon, maybe you stop eating a lot of garlic and onions....hehehe!"

Here's my question.  How do you tell your man his penis is small? Hehehe!

Carmen

Comran, this is my suggestion: start a topic for this one, will you?  hehehe

Quote from: nat-cast on November 07, 2009, 11:13:52 AM
i watched snn di other night....ive noticed lang na murag nawong na si jinkee kang mommy dionisia......hehehehehe .....or is it the other way around

ako pang jinkee mangita pud sya ug laki....with all her money am sure makakita sya......daghan raba available diri sa TB........yohooo jinkee

ilista diri kadtong available pa ni Jinkee ug ni Dionesia pod...wahehehe

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