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Wahhhhh! Hubag hilig ra ba kaayo ko ug tawge,   kaluod uy

This one really turned my stomach.....

Warning! strong images follows;

There's nothing worst than an old fool.....

Customer: Do you have any cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes, we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

wow! kadagko, kalami sa paliya baya...

 

Hahahaha, kalooy  sa bata nalusong sa iyang hinulog   

Hahahaha, si Inday  pataka man lang ug yawit sa gimugna nga lyrics...

Hahahaha, ang pari gipaningot ug bogbog hadlok mabuthan sa silicon.....

Here's more;

Whew, kaluod ba ana nga  ang isda nagpista ug hinagbong  gikan sa tungko-style kasilyas..

here's more;   

Quote from: Scarb on October 08, 2010, 01:48:52 AM
@ Te Ville mao na style direct nga abono? Di ba mamuwak og tarong ang antuwanga kon buboan daw ug ihi?  

Bisan unsa nga masitas  mamuwak ug maayo  kon bubuan ug urea sagoli lang ug tubig  
   kon may tanom ka nga bombel suwaye,  masurpresa ang makakita
    sa nagbugway nga buwak walay hunong  entero tuig.....
   

Quote from: fdaray on October 07, 2010, 12:17:17 PM
BAKIT NAGSISINUNGALING ANG MGA LALAKI.. .

Biblically, Adam,the first man , is the first sinner to God and the first to tempt a woman, Eva.

WRONG assumption! Adam did not tempt Eve..not found in scripture
See Genesis 3:1-5= it was the serpent (devil in disguise) who tempted Eve
                           and persuaded her to violate God's command

Beautiful green trees...but.... toilet in the woods?

Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on October 07, 2010, 11:45:34 PM

Opps, naay nangita ni botoy......

Inspector at work......

 

Ron Paul is a conservative politician in which the liberals
   shunned themselves from his views and agenda.
He is a defender of the Constitution and  this country needs
   more of him to get back on its feet and save the crumbling economy,
   but he stands alone...

When two egotists meet, it is a case of an "I" for an "I". 

Ang Chinese sesame balls o binangkal sa insik kay humok way taste
       ang binangkal  Pinoy style mas bagtok ug  mas maayo ang timpla.

Lengua de gato?..first I thought you really ate the tongue of a cat!!
    until I saw the pictures,, pastry shaped like a tongue, 
    wala ko kasuway ana but I'm sure  it's good.

Ang bana gilabhan ug apil ni Misis...

Binangkal, binignit, bibingka ug budbud...mga lami gyud bitaw sariling pinoy

Nalipay hinoon iyang asawa kay free na gyud hinoon siya
nga magpasungkab...kalooy sa anak..

 

A picture is worth a thousand words....

 ...prolapse bowel? kuyawa gud ani...

 ..tinood kaha na?

Quote from: Scarb on October 02, 2010, 05:26:26 AM
Ate Ville basin slop de wop, gilabtikan niya sa dila or giugom ky kaingon nyag aninipot tyahahaha.

Mao na pasagad lag pataka, 

Looking cool....

This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in southern Florida.
How and why he ate this light is a mystery. 

How ironic- man hangs himself up on a tree with a treasure...

Delikado na gyud bisan asa, patay, tulis, lugos..komon na man kaayo
  we are back as in the days of Noah before the great flood;
  history is repeating itself.

"And God saw the wickedness of man was great in the earth
   and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart
   was only evil continually"--(Gen 6:5)

"And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created
   from the face of the earth; both man and beast and the creeping
   thing and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me
   that I have made them" --(Gen 6:7)

Diversion of funds? kinsa nga mga bulsa kaha nga naghitik sa kabusog mora ug ticks.....

Nah manghulga naman hinoon....

Mosamot kaluhag ang mga kamot nga hilabtanon ani para may ikapusta..

Kasaba dala pakauwaw seguro ang gibuhat sa principal...
  indirectly siya ang nagpatay aning  maong student...prisoha na 

Kamaskulado anang iroa....

Here's an unusual story

NEW DELHI â€" A man in southern India married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony
                  as an attempt to atone for stoning two other dogs to death â€" an act he believes cursed him.

kaswerte, sa iyang asawa 

Uy, kangilo baya morag karaang kahoy nga dakit gilamboran sa mga bagon, ew

 
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

 

Success is to be measured not so much by the  position that one
    has reached in life as by the obstacles
    which he has overcome while trying  to succeed.

Three principal objects of truth;
= to discover it when we seek it
= to demonstrate it when we have found it and
= to distinguish it from error when we examine it

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder 
after all it's only skin deep....

Yeah, crocodile tears, she intentionally left that child inside the van..

Grabe gyud ang kasuko maong namutol ug ulo morag hayop.

Kasalbahis nga inahan bisan may witness limod lang gihapon

He must have a crack in his head, he thought doctors can perform miracles?

Sad.

Gikapoy na seguro ug dagan-tago...

She took her own life without regards of her own child....kalooy sa bata.

Giunay sa relatives, kompyansa ra kaayo
Dili maayo mag party the same day ig-abot...
   bad idea kon walay safe kabutangan,  adto sa bangko ideposit
   magkobra lag sakto para kombira...

Smile!   

Gimingaw ko ani nga mga pagkaon, tagbawon lang sa panan-aw...

Raqs, bahin aning doldol ba, unsa kaha na katinood kay sa bata pa ko nakadungog
   ana nga kon matuliro ang utok ihigot sa punoan sa doldol ..
   kalooya kaha  samot kayabag..

Drinking alcohol with men until 10 PM? girl, you're in  for trouble...

Nagpuyo sa Dream Land? I wonder if he was still in a dream world
    during the incident, tulog pa tingali..hmmmmm

Kagrabe  aning hitaboa daghan nang  mga biktima sa lugos ug patay nga nahitabo...
   kalooy  intawon sa biktima batan-on pa kaayo nga nakutlo ang kinabuhi...

Basin dili kay siya ra ang nabugalbugalan nila mao nanganad.....

Gi nervous breakdown unya  gi palain ug puyo sa  pamilya? samot ang sakit...kalooy baya

Dako gyud tingali ang pagsalig  sa manager sa iyang messenger, nah gidagan hinoon ang halin..
   asa kaha to niloklok karon nagkomkom  sa kwarta. 

Maayo wala madayon ang dautang tinguha sa lampingasan.

Kagrabe anang hitaboa gud sa Maguindanao I hope nadakpan
   ang nagbuhat ani nga salaod...kalooy sa biktima 

Ang Babayeng Way Bilbil....

 Sariling atin....

3 years? he never told anybody, unya sigi siya ug simba
   in the same church where  he was supposedly abused? 

The majority of the voters are following the tradition of their family
  either Democrats or Republicans, only a very small fraction knows how to
  look into the third party candidates, that's why I'm an independent voter.
 

 ...unya  ang mga tawo nibotar man gihapon ni Imelda bisan
     pa sa kabati sa record during her late husband's regime

It could be nga ang namasangil mauy nagbuhat sa blast
and just want to use Lazaga as the fall guy...

Injectable needles are one time use only and all comes in a sterilized individual packets,
  mao nga kada gamit mag open ug bag-o irregardless of its intended usage.

   Life on Earth

...For what is your life?
It is even a vapor, that appeareth for a little time,
    and then vanisheth away....(James 4:14)

  Life after physical death..
"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only
   begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him
   should not perish, but have everlasting life"...(John 3:16)

Maybe he was  shining a flashlight to alert the cars

He was responsible of putting the poison  or
  since he left early, possibly he died  somewhere 
 

He was using a glider..

carbon monoxide poisoning?

Mouse found in hot pot
Posted: April 1st, 2010 - 5:02am by Doug Powell

A woman was horrified to discover an entire cooked mouse in her dinner.
Ms Chen found the rodent in a dish she ordered while eating out with friends at the
   Chuang Jiang Fish Restaurant in Jingmen, Hubei province, China.
According Chen, she and her friends ordered a hot pot from which they all ate.
The group complained to the restaurant owner and demanded compensation, but were refused.

Parents should not have more children than they can support financially...

Mas maayo mogamit ug reusable bags kon mangompra...just be sure to wash
   it after each use and dried up  before putting it away for next  use...

The peak of the Fall season when the Lord  drop the bucket
  of paint in this wonderful world...exhilarating indeed!

Managinot pa gyud sa sensiyo...

ew!..ikog nakaon na..

Thanks for the info Hofelina, most ani naa sa akong kusina
  pero wala ko kahibawo sa benefits, akong bana hilig ug spices
  labi na kon siya ang mangluto..kaon lang ko 

Sometimes it seems like friends come and go
  but not so with enemies; they accumulate.

kagwapa ni inday-kabayo...

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
    "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear!"

Hmmmmm, business as usual

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 26, 2010, 09:24:47 PM
Aw permi jud to siyang sumsoman sa estorya...

Mao nay gitawag ug "kilawon nga way suka-suka"  

Though this case is very sluggish but slowly and surely she will pay,
  Jonnelle dragged  her  own mother in the grave as well; heart-broken and in shame
  tsk, tsk, tsk..descendant of Cain!
Taste how it feel to lose a love one...uhhmmmm 

Kairo aning tawhana giunay iyang unod ug kaon..
   maayo ra bitayon pinatuwad, latigohon sa ikog sa pagi.

Opps! sayop diay to imbis I do na I don't diay 

Kon ang barber magbuot sa tupi di angay mobayad ang customer

Mora man nag mga car toys, mahadlok man sad ta ug matuparan ug 
  dagkong truck sa interstate unya gamitoy akong gidrayban..
   hmmm no dili lang ko ana

Talk is cheap, prove it mister...nag-una man ang hangin uy

Yehey!...

Pagka hayop sa nagbuhat ani nga krimen hinaut
   madakpan ug buk-an sad sa iyang ulo isip bawos.