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#1701
In spite of her age, gwapa gihapon si Imelda....  ::)
#1702
Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2010, 02:29:55 AM

still, despite that, the first time i opened her rib cage with bone cracker , was a shock for me. within the body of a human, beyond the sensitivity , talks, emotions, lies nothing but organic meat. and a clockwork of organ-systems.

it is amazing how after life leaves the body. there really is nothing left.


It's a reminder for all of us  once again, that God created man and the breath of life was given to him for a reason;
to seek the Lord  but very precious few obey such commandment.
After  man take his last breath, his spirit return to his  Maker and his soul waiting for judgment while his
   body return to dust where it all started.

#1703
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
November 20, 2010, 05:51:47 AM
 ;D..patay kang banaha ka...

#1704
Makakitbi-atay sa kakulbahinam kon kinsay makadaug,
   pero delikado  ug  "luto Macao" ang resulta... ::)
   
#1705
Leksiyon ni sa mga  ama-ama nga kumo ray gisaligan, mirisi!
#1706
Magbantay ta nga dili  malaksian ang passport,
   unya pa gyud i-body scan na ra ba sad ang passengers
   nah!..malingaw gyud ang mga dukirok ug tan-aw sa niguwa dinha sa scan  :o
#1707
Before the fight..


Sugod na, hala bira... ;D


Nasipyat..hupo.. ;D


Aguy!!..kasakit, bulls-eye


Dah!!..sukol pa ka?..




#1708
A female staff ni Clinton? ..kinsa to siya, si Monica? naay gisaligan maong nagsinggit
#1709
Foreign Affairs and Diplomacy / Re: Visa Hidden in Panty
November 16, 2010, 10:29:46 AM
 :o..namasin makalusot, ...unya padulong sa  lugar diin ang mga babaye delikado
    sa mga laki didto nga  mga native sa maong lugar; malugos o maihaw...
#1710
Thanks for the info, kadaghan na sa klase  sa  pangilad para lang makakwarta  ::)
             
#1711
General Topic / Re: define love...
November 16, 2010, 09:35:22 AM
Quote from: BolBuhol on November 15, 2010, 08:00:17 PM
love me soply

...or "Love me tender"....if "Are you lonesome tonight?"..Elvis said that  ;D
#1712
I heard similar stories way back then nga  ang PCSO moingon nga lain ang winner .
  and who knows hai punta ang  winnings..
#1713
Jokes and Humor / Re: no cheating allowed
November 15, 2010, 01:59:11 PM
Hahahahaha,  hala dili na makaliraw ang kalimutaw pangopya sa tupad  ;D
#1714
Jokes and Humor / Re: mystery can option
November 15, 2010, 01:57:12 PM
Mystery can? maybe not anymore; diara o niguwa na gyud;  ;D
#1715
Jokes and Humor / Re: a mocking plate number
November 15, 2010, 01:41:18 PM
 ;D, dah naunay sa iyang bahakhak..
#1716
The professor is just trying to save his job, bahala na ang mga estudyante nga bolakbol  :D
#1717
nah, mao samot  kagusbat ang ekonomiya sa merika, lupig sa mga ruso..
#1718
Jokes and Humor / Re: Shoe repair
November 15, 2010, 01:33:28 PM
desperado nga sapatero... ;D
#1719
Jokes and Humor / Re: Logout failed
November 15, 2010, 01:31:35 PM
 ::) huh?
#1720
Jokes and Humor / Re: Magic is possible
November 15, 2010, 01:30:22 PM
Inday, dili maayo magduwa sa kayo uy...
#1721
Jokes and Humor / Re: Alone in the dark
November 15, 2010, 01:28:52 PM
mao gyud, gilibotan siya sa kangitngit... :D
#1722
Jokes and Humor / Re: Smiling
November 15, 2010, 01:25:28 PM
Naa siyay gonorrhea, ug dili siya mamahin    ;D
#1723
Sayon ra niya pagsulti kay dili man siya ang mobuhi, usa ra man gani iya
nahimo, unya  magsinardinas na sa kahuot sa kanihit sa lugar  sa Pinas.... ::)
#1724
Need to prove it first, but as for me I'll say, "Go, PacMan go!!!!"
#1725
Jokes and Humor / Re: papa john's pizza
November 13, 2010, 01:54:58 AM
 ;D  nangilad baya , morag gyud ug naay nagdeliver

For a change, here's a new version of pizza, help yourself and enjoy pero wala koy labot..;D

#1726
Jokes and Humor / Re: Fear change
November 09, 2010, 11:18:47 AM
Mao gyud, with all the "Change we need" pulos na lang  sensilyo ang mahabilin,  nah!
#1727
The economic earthquake is  already pandemic.....
#1728
Love Talk / Re: Makuha Ka Sa Tingin
November 09, 2010, 10:52:13 AM
Dah! sigi tingin pa gyud... ;D

#1729
Morag naalimungawan ni siya kay labi na ug pwerte kahinanok ug
   kalitan kag pukaw  kay may emergency..
#1730
Mas maayo pa ug nipadayon siyag katulog, naproblema hinoon...
#1731
..gitago sa underwear? hmmm basin sakto ang iyang duda pero sayop ang pagluba
#1732
Kalooy sa bana  nga naningkamot sa abroad para sa pamilya unya mao niy nahitabo karon..
#1733
Health and Food / Re: Rats as Food in China
November 02, 2010, 08:10:51 AM
Kadtong  hilig ug sinugba diay pakapin sa sabaw oh; enjoy   ;D

#1734
Health and Food / Re: Rats as Food in China
November 02, 2010, 08:05:33 AM
Nahimout kaayo ko sa  giingon ni Raquel nga  ilaga bangason...

Para nako, magsud-an na lang kog  sinugbang tinabal pares sa suka sinilian,
  ayaw lang intawon ko pakan-a ug ilaga, whew!

Hala diay init nga sabaw, enjoy;  ;D
#1735
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Humok ug Ilong
October 28, 2010, 09:31:12 AM
Kon magdilidili si Inday ug magpagukod  para lang gyud mag-antus ang nanguyab
Ingon dayon ang laki  nga; uy nagpalugit bayag maayo bantay bitaw  igsugot nimo nako..

Unya kon sugton dayon...moingon dayon...humok ug ilong or one click ra man ....

Hmmmmmm, men oh men ..pasiatab dayon...puyra sa mga buotan ug sinsero sa ilang tuyo ni inday..
#1736
Asia | Middle East / Re: Rice Wine Kills
October 28, 2010, 09:23:17 AM
Imbis ang sudlanan ginamit sa herbicide silang nanginom nagsuicide....poor judgment
#1737
Naa na sa ilang tinuhuan, pasalamat lang ko wala ko didto natawo naa ra unta
   ko pirme sa kusina atiman sa balay ug mga bata dili libre makadrive ug  pangompra, kapait bah...
#1738
Why do they bathe naked sa sulod sa ilang temple?
  hibawo sila naay monk unya lalaki gud na natintal gyud kay sila ang nanintal ug nanguna.. ::)
 
#1739
Asia | Middle East / Re: Tsunami Hits Indonesia
October 28, 2010, 09:09:27 AM
Unya ni ulbo ang volcano 7 days after sa tsunami.... ::)
#1740
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
October 27, 2010, 05:32:36 AM
Don't be too nosy... ;D

 



     Bahalag saging, basta loving
#1741
General Topic / Re: Alimatok
October 27, 2010, 05:13:13 AM
Hubag, ang crawlies nga maggots maoy gamiton para sa kabahong
             

A coloured scanning electron micrograph (SEM) of the head of a maggot or the larva of a
bluebottle fly (Protophormia sp.) with tiny teeth-like fangs extending from its mouth.
The maggots of this fly are used medicinally to clean wounds.


   Maggots used to treat MRSA infection diabetic foot ulcer


   Maggots used to treat leg ulcer

#1742
General Topic / Re: Alimatok
October 26, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Ms Isles, wala na ron panahuna nga alimatok para sa blood pressure kay naa  nay
             daghang meds  para ana, thanks to the  pharmaceutical advancement
             nanglimbawot akong balhibo nag imagine kon may alimatok  sa akong liog... :o
           
#1743
General Topic / Re: Alimatok
October 26, 2010, 10:36:49 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 26, 2010, 09:49:41 AM
Di ba gigamit man ning alimatok pagtambal sa kabahong, Ms. States?

Gigamit ni sa uban as medical therapy, see below;
                       
The leech is visibly curled on the nail bed.                                           The leech is curling around the back of the thumb but remains attached.

                                                                     
The leech is extending but thoroughly attached.                                   The leech is starting to swell with blood.

                     
The leech is getting fatter.                                                                The leech curls around the end of the thumb.


The leech just before detaching.

“I was very fascinated by the leech therapy,” said Jeff Shinkle, a firefighter in Torrance, California,
           describing the treatment that saved his reattached thumb.
December 2000, Jeff was putting an addition on his house and was cutting a 2 X 4 the long way,
when the saw kicked back and completely severed the left thumb above the knuckle, removing about the top inch of the thumb.
The surgeon had no difficulty reattaching the arteries, but the nerves and veins were more problematic.
The surgeon was unable to anastomose the veins; so leech therapy was started immediately after surgery.
Without venous outlet, the thumb would become engorged with arterial blood and circulation would stop.
Leeches provide an outlet for blood collecting in the replanted thumb.
#1744
General Topic / Re: Filipino Octopus Man
October 26, 2010, 09:53:40 AM
For 55 years naay emotional attachment sa iyang twin
  maayo kay dunay babaye nisabot sa iyang kahimtang ug
  nihatag pa gyud ug liwat.
#1745
General Topic / Re: Alimatok
October 26, 2010, 09:39:49 AM
   

Whew, ang alimatok nagpahimulos ug supsup
#1746
Travel and Tours / Re: Pagudpud Beach
October 26, 2010, 09:17:22 AM


Pagudpud lies 2 hours away from Laoag City, Ilocos Norte in paradise Philippines.
The Pagudpud beach has a pristine-white sand with the bluest of sea water.
#1747
O, pilay primyo? unya akong dad-on ang akong pit bull ug rottweiller
                      para may guard ko mentras natulog  ;D
#1748
USA and Canada / Re: Man was electrocuted and his wife
October 26, 2010, 01:58:47 AM
I have no sympathy for thieves.....mirisi  >:(
#1749
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: Buotan Ka Ba Kung Matulog?
October 24, 2010, 09:17:43 AM
 ;D  huwaton nato ang tubag sa  mga madamgohon nga nagpahiyom samtang naghagok...
#1750
Pulos pa mga bata, naruin na ang ilang future  ::)
#1751
Nganong naghuramentado man siya?
Giithan siya sa manok ug ang mga bata mauy gipahimungtan?
#1752
Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 13, 2010, 09:13:36 PM
Part 2: Pero bata pa si Maria gusto na gyud niya og lalaki, mao nga sige siyag ampo:

Edad  59: Sos kalisod ba mangayo og lalaki, sige na lang Lord give me any animal

Toink!

Uy! si Maria tingali to ang  wala naukang kono gi rape sa iro  didto sa laing thread. :o
#1753
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 23, 2010, 12:22:16 AM
Nangitag mabiktima...





;D

Hahahaha, ang zombie nag-alindasay, susapinday ngitag sinumbagay ;D
#1754
Dili baya, kaamgid lag sinugdanan ang among takuban
    ako ville  ang writer side.. :D
#1755
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Pancit Canton
October 22, 2010, 01:28:06 PM
Hala sigi dinhang panghinaut bantay  kay naay langaw
   nidive apil ug suyop sa sabaw...... ;D
#1756
 ;D, nah binugok diay...

  Dili na lang unta maghimo ug bata kay looy kaayo ang mga anak
  nga walay ikabuhi kining mga basurero nga naa nagtabil lang ug karton sulod sa kariton.
#1757
kalawom ba sa iyang mga pagmahay hasta bombilya niawop ug apil sa iyang  kaguol
#1758
LGU Philippines / Re: Lito Lapid for President in 2016?
October 22, 2010, 01:09:16 PM
Naa ra na sa mga voters kinsa ilang botohan....
#1759
Chocolate shake mahimo  just like making smoothie drink
   pero gamit ug tableya? maybe not, tubig nagbukal gud ang gamiton
   para malanay na  ig himo ug sikwate, unless you let it cool before using it for a shake drink.
 
#1760
Poems and Poets / Re: Love After Love
October 22, 2010, 12:43:42 PM
Quote from: loloy on October 21, 2010, 01:21:49 PM

The time will come
when, with elation
you will greet yourself arriving
at your own door, in your own mirror
and each will smile at the other's welcome,


         Unsa man intawon ang nahitabo nimo
        imong estoryahan bisan ang imong anino
        kon nagtuo ka ikaw ang pinakagwapo    
        huwat mawala na ang gahum sa bino
         balik panamin, pahiyom, tan-awa imong bayhon
         naay morag  tambaloslos nidungan ug pahiyom
         
       
       
       
   
#1761
Last April, my neighbor, a white, female, American friend who was  a retired nurse.
  She had  a massive heart attack. I really miss her, she was a good friend.
#1762
Love Talk / Re: Naa ka bay Ex nga Gipaabot Mabyuda?
October 22, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
Kon kinsa man gani ning tawhana, pananglit ug  ang gihuwat
  mabiyuda inig ka otsenta anyos na, mangihi ug malibang  sa
  iyang kaugalingon ning bayhana, hinaut mister you keep your words...tiglimpyo!  ;D
#1763
Bisan unsaon pagpinalalaki konohay lang, the reality still remains; 
  mabuntisan ra siya kon sakyan sa lalaki nga iyang gipanguyaban.. 
#1764
Well, well, then...trainer, promoter ug karon swindler....what a pig!
#1765
Suicide or possibly homicide?...there's no mention about his earnings
  if it' still in his possession, sad. 
#1766
Nibotar sila sa inahan so I won't be surprised if it's possible for the son
to become  President, it's all up to the voters..or may history repeats itself?  ::)
#1767
The Lord said to honor thy father and mother, it's a commandment
   and a grateful child should never be pushed by the government to do it.
#1768
Maayo kay natagaan ug hustisya, kwaknet nga dako nipaak  sa biktima...
#1769
Health and Food / Re: Urine as Medicine: Fact or Myth?
October 22, 2010, 01:34:02 AM
Quote from: islander on October 21, 2010, 11:06:47 PM
urine is good only for bougainvillas as beer is for orchids.  both must be diluted to the max otherwise, killed and mga tanom.  imagine kun ang urine himoong cleanser ug sore eyes?  uroy kun diabetic ang nangihi.  umigason ang mata?  kun naay kidney infection.  mahimong buwadsanga ang mata?  how did this myth ever came to be, incidentally?

Tinood gyud na kay mao nay gibuhat sa akong mother years ago sa bata pa ko,
   siging pamuwak nagbugway ang among bombel naglinya libot sa koral sa among balay sa Cebu
   kada tawo molabay sa balay mohunong gyud para lang motan-aw sa mga buwak.

   Pero tambal sa mata? dili na tinood...all the body's impurities naa dinha ang tanang hinugas nigawas...that's just stupid
#1770
Music and Video / Re: The Way It Used To Be
October 22, 2010, 01:24:41 AM
Linya na ang mga kaulitawhan para andam  pagduol sa napilian
  nga mga kadalagahan, dayon sadsad sa taliwala sa baylehan... ;D
#1771
Wow, kaalegre gud diay   ;D
#1772
Question and Answer / Re: Do You Procrastinate?
October 22, 2010, 01:18:52 AM
Depende sa mood, if the body is not able  nah huwat  na lang unya
   para buhaton whatever has to be done  except in emergency cases...
#1773
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on October 22, 2010, 12:41:25 AM
usa ra pud ka pinoy ang nangbiktima aning upat ka boxer. puro taga cebu unya ang kaning ni file sa lawsuit usa ka PABA Champion sa superbantamweight division. Dunay potential ning bataa ug nasugamak nuon sa paningkamot nga makakita ug dakong kwarta. ang name sa boxer si jay tuñacao ug ang gireklamo kay si dido bohol ug ang iyang anak.

Nangunay ra nga unta pulos man pinoy, kamaayo ra nga maoy kulatahon tabangan nilang upat.. >:(
#1774
Wow! impressive....
#1775
Health and Food / Re: Napurga ka na ba?
October 21, 2010, 05:18:27 AM
Tapeworms can be found in animals and humans in some cases  :o
#1776
Philippine Business News / Re: Storms, Typhoons
October 21, 2010, 04:53:19 AM
My heart goes out for the victims, really sad, grabe kakusog sa bagyo.
#1777
 ;D  I like it...
#1778
Ang nag-uros-uros nga gugma mangita gyud ug lutsanan.... ;D
#1779
The wicked are swift to do evil but to do good they have no knowledge.
#1780
Hmmmm, nah  ang mga benabaye adto sa female restroom?
  pero magbarog lang gihapon kon mangihi magpatil-is?   :o
#1781
General Topic / Re: Himos Ka Ba Niadtong Baby Pa Ka?
October 14, 2010, 10:29:15 AM
 ;D  naapil na hinoon si Hitler....
#1782
General Topic / Re: Nakasuway na ka ug Bajuok?
October 14, 2010, 10:25:36 AM
Wala ko kasuway ug bayuok, pero gihangga ug tipdas sa bata pa ko...
#1783
Hahahaha, Hubag mora man na ug overinflated balloon morag kabutohon  ;D
#1784
 A stimulant laxative like senna is used for  constipation to help evacuate
   the  impacted feces inside the colon also as prep for bowel surgery or any procedure that
   involves the colon.

Overuse of this drug can cause dependence meaning your bowel becomes lazy and may cause
  a permanent damage to the intestine and the colon.

It's not intended for weight reduction or for people who wants to lose weight.
After a heavy bout of loose BM plus water from your system, the body's electrolytes were flushed out as well
  which might cause an imbalance thus endangering those who have heart  problem.

Want your colon cleansed? eat plenty of vegetables and fruits then drink plenty of water.....
                                      Why do it the hard way when there's an easy way    ::)


#1785
Mao sayop ang title "Fake chinese.."  maybe
  basin pinoy unya singkit lang ug mata.... ;D
#1786
Maayo gi deny kay kon makagawas na sila lisod na makit-an
     ug usab basin mobalhin na sila sa Maguindanao...
#1787
Nailhan man diay kon kinsa ni sila nga grupo, nganong wala man
    dakpa para prisohon tanan?
#1788
O, kay mauy naandan ug pagtulun-an gikan sa katigwangan
    isip pagtahud ug kini apil na ang uyuan ug iyaan.....
#1789
Kon makasuway ug grabe nga kapakyasan sama sa giluiban sa hinigugma...
  makatagam gyud but life is a gamble, the fearful will retreat but the
  fighter will pursue......
#1790
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Handuraw
October 12, 2010, 11:30:29 AM
 ;D nah, nanudlay ang opaw.
#1791
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: Atong Sanina sa Hayhayan
October 12, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
Quote from: boylawas on November 17, 2008, 11:11:10 PM
Unsaon nako pagsab-it sa akong palda
aron dili kini mutapad sa imong pantalon?

-visit all my poems @ http://loymanticized.i.ph/

Uy! boylawas, ngano gud intawon nga nagpalda man ka? :o
#1792
Quote from: Mulligan on October 11, 2010, 09:24:00 PM
Ug ang sumpay sa suwat ni nanay

Ondo, ang dili ko lang masabtan,  nganong ni intra ka pagka muros diha sa manila !!! .... ;D
( Ingon man gud sa anak nga nag board sya dapit sa intramuros ).   ;D
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;D
Likay sa peer pressure, pahimudsi ang panahon nga naay nigasto nimo kay
kon dili ka kahuman ug eskuyla magmahay ra ka ugma damlag labi na
  kon may pamilya ug mga anak usab nga dili magtaron ug eskuyla, pait ang
  kinabuhi kon walay tarong trabaho ug kini uban sa maayong edukasyon...
  so take heed for your own sake.
#1793
 ::)
#1794
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Re: PAGSAYLO
October 12, 2010, 11:14:50 AM
Sa dili damhon natong tanan
  ang kinabuhi dunay katapusan
Sama sa kandila  dali maupos
   ang gininhawa usab matapos
Luha sa kasakit sa nahabilin
     sobrang kaguol gihambin
Ikaw nga mitaliwan sa kalibutan
padayon pagpanaw sa kahitas-an


 
#1795
Question and Answer / Re: Washing Machine or Hand Wash?
October 12, 2010, 10:50:45 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on October 12, 2010, 10:21:17 AM
Samtang ang kalibonan sa duol nag-uyog-uyog gumikan sa nagadagayday nga pagbati sa mga ondoy nga nagpahipi didto...  ;D

Hahahaha, nagpahipi ug nagpangilkil sa kakatol sa  dapaw  sa bugang ug nipay, dah usab pa  ;D
#1796
Question and Answer / Re: Washing Machine or Hand Wash?
October 12, 2010, 09:55:02 AM
Quote from: luckybelle on October 12, 2010, 08:38:25 AM
Hmmm... way bayrunon sa tubig ug kuryente... ayos

Nidalikyat pagsakdip sa akong panumduman ang panahon sa akong pagkabatan-on
  diin didto sa sapa maglangoylangoy sa linaw dayon  panglaba sa  labhonon, kusokuso, palopalo, etc... ::)
#1797
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
October 12, 2010, 06:13:36 AM
#1798
Jokes and Humor / Re: Cartoon of the Day
October 12, 2010, 06:12:35 AM
#1799
Question and Answer / Re: Washing Machine or Hand Wash?
October 12, 2010, 05:58:48 AM
 

Tunga river in Tacloban, women are busy washing clothes.
#1800
Family & Parenting / Re: I want my wife deported!!
October 12, 2010, 05:16:15 AM
As an accountant, he forgot to do his calculation
                         before jumping into conclusion
Here's a word for you;  do not deport your wife
     keep on going green and make it more attractive
     buy a huge life insurance maybe 3 or 5 million dollars
     and have your young wife as beneficiary......