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Quote from: Ginger on September 26, 2007, 08:52:46 PM
hahahahha labi na ang mga beergins kay maoy dali maigo.

di man maigo ang mga virgins kay dili man electrically charge ang ilang mga nota (atoms). kana noon cge jerjer kay fully charge na kay according to physics, when two objects are being rubbed together it will create a static electrical charge!

Quote from: EL MUNDO on September 26, 2007, 05:48:55 PM
mao ba mari? dili nun the whole durian akong gikaon.. sige try kuno nako

ang durian ba or ang puno-an sa durian imong gikaon? hahahahahahaha!

Quote from: Lorenzo on September 26, 2007, 01:33:17 PM
Mo work ba nang yoga? maayo ba na for toning? Mo try ko ana..pero..the yoga classes at the gym, wa man gud laki dinha, pre. Puro baji sa ilang classes uy...di pood ko gusto ako ra usang laki...
hahahaha jati..ma bakla ta ana!! naka try sad ka sa yoga diay brod mohandis? How is it day?

ok noon na pre kay daghang chicks! nag practice sa d kog yoga sa una pero taman ra sa 12 basic asanas...ok lang sad nawala akong hubak!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 26, 2007, 08:56:26 PM
na unsa n a gud ni nga hapit tanan naman vigin ani???

tiya! kadugayang tambay nimo sa TB basig mobalik ang imong virginity! hahahahahaha!

try sad ka ug yoga pre...

Quote from: EL MUNDO on September 26, 2007, 12:51:25 PM
still not clear hehehe and what's the relations of gays of the monkeys? what's the rational?

tungo kay ang unggoy kusog kaayo mokaon ug saging parehas sa mga b***t! hahhahahahahah!

Quote from: EL MUNDO on September 26, 2007, 12:40:08 PM
virgin? manyak baya ka hajji! LOL!unya makatakod pa jud na! hehehe

hoy leo! wa ra ko sa kumingkingan nimo!

nag study kog aikido for 3 months unya nabawasan sad kog 10kgs pero undang ko kay ramadan gutom kaayo.

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 26, 2007, 09:52:23 AM
kabalo na bitaw mo sa kilat nga mo igo gyud na sa mga tumoy2x, labina ang tumoy talinis kaajo??? pareha ka kuan?

kana permi jerjer kay mao man na makapatalinis ug tumoy par permi gud ba-id!

unsa ka tinood Dr. Onic na ang pag body building daw kay makagamay daw ug nota? eheheehheheheh

baje ug laki ba to? mangajo kog liwat ha?

basig tua sa loon ang bear!

where's the bear?

kanang naay polar bear!

350 Genes Found to Be Involved in a Woman's Fertility! - They control the development of follicles
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



A woman is a complex universe. So complex, that 350 genes combine to allow her to become a mother. This is the number of genes found by a team at UT Southwestern Medical Center to be connected to female fertility, a breakthrough in the investigation of woman infertility.

"This study gives us a way to begin to understand the causes of female infertility. It gives us a much more complete list of candidate genes to explore. Before, we didn't even know where to look." said senior author Dr. Diego Castrillon, assistant professor of pathology and specialist in the diagnosis of infertility and other diseases of women.

Even if the research was made on lab mice, "at the molecular level, ovarian biology is very similar in mice and humans. These discoveries might lead the way to eventually allowing clinicians to test whether an infertile woman has problems with a specific gene, allowing for improved diagnostic tests and tailored therapy in the future," said Castrillon.

"About 13 % of women suffer from infertility, with the most common cause being dysfunction of the ovary. Researchers suspected genetic links in many cases," he added.

In the mammals' ovaries, following the birth, the egg cells are dormant, located in nests named primordial follicles. At puberty, the follicles mature and are activated through a scarcely understood process, when egg cells (ovules) start to be released for fertilization. Follicle activation was known to be induced by a gene dubbed Foxo3.

Normally, follicles are scheduled for activation, so that an ovary has follicles at various developmental stages. When the researchers engineered female mice to lack Foxo3, the result was that the follicles, normal at birth, later were activated all at the same moment. Genes controlling follicle development turned active at the same time, and through the method of expression profiling, the researchers detected them.

348 genes were found to be active only in ovaries of the mutated mice, but not in other organs, pointing to the fact that their encoded proteins (enzymes) were involved specifically in follicle development. "Some of the genes the researchers found were already known to be involved in infertility, which helped validate the experimental method. Most, however, were previously unknown," said Castrillon.

Some of these genes, randomly selected, were checked in human ovaries, and were found to be active in the ovary's early development. "Future work will focus on finding out how these genes communicate with each other to control follicle development, and study their contribution to female infertility", Castrillon added.

10 Tips to Improve Your Work Efficiency - Stop killing time when you're at the office!
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Yeah... another day in the salt mines...and that dickhead boss of yours accusing you of killing time all day... and Monday... Who the heck invented that day, after all!? This is a lost day...

Your friends start telling you stories of places they’ve been to, where they traveled in the weekend or how they did partied all night, while you start thinking that time passes and you haven’t had too many exciting experience in your life... and with all these thoughts, who wants to keep working? Despite all this, you must organize your work. Here
are some tips.

1. Write your daily schedule. A list makes it impossible to forget tasks.

2. Filter you e-mails. Learn to discard unimportant e-mails, not only spam. Set your priorities (including the most important mails) straight.

3. Don't check your personal e-mail in the morning. It's so nice to waste time reading all the jokes, interesting articles and videos sent by your friends... till you realize you have lost about an hour... Do it during the break (lunchtime) and this way you can also relax a little. And answer to all those messages after finishing the program.

4. Ignore sites with jokes, sport news and blogs. They only serve to make you waste some more precious time. In many companies, the IT service restricts your web access if you spend too much time on it.

5. Limit the duration of personal phone calls while at work. Telling your friend what you did yesterday after you got home from work is definitely not an emergency.

6. Always keep a bottle of water on your desk. If every 30 minutes you go get some water, there's the risk of starting some long ‘discussions’ around the same habit of yours: never wasting any change of killing time.

7. If you have to ask something or talk with your colleagues, establish short breaks for this. If all the time you interrupt your work to ask, laugh, talk with the others...at the end of the day you’ll realize you haven’t worked at all.

8. Use your headphones. This way, you’ll be ‘immune’ to all the background noise made by typing, phones ringing, printers, and to improving your knowledge with valuable information like how your colleague’s cat is feeling lately, when she had the last menstruation. But, watch out: songs with too many lyrics can distract your attention. That's why jazz or chill out music genres are recommended. In the end, from time to time you can also pause the music.

9. Close programs you do not use: many open applications will make searching for those you need at a certain moment much more difficult, plus: they eat a lot of RAM, which slows down your computer.

10. You may get bored of doing the same long tasks. Work for one hour on a certain task, then continue with another, especially if you have no urgent task to finish.

Big Mamas Have Baby Boys - Fatter mothers more likely to give birth to boys when weight is gained between the first and the second pregnancy
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor



Naturally, about 103-106 boys are born, as compared to 100 girls (a birth sex ratio of 1.03-1.06). But as boys are weaker, at the adult age there will be a sex ratio of about 100:100 (or 1).

In the last decades, there has been registered a decrease in the number of baby boys born as compared to girls in industrialized countries, like Canada, Denmark, England, Germany, Japan and the United States, even if there are still more baby boys than girls.

The question is: is there any factor affecting the probability of delivering a baby boy or girl?

A new research made by a team from the Harvard School of Public Health (HSPH) and Karolinska Institutet in Stockholm discovered that mothers who gained weight from the beginning of the first pregnancy to the beginning of the second pregnancy are more prone to have a boy as a second child.

"The results are provocative because few biological factors are known in humans to influence the chances of either conceiving or carrying to term a baby boy or girl. Our study suggests that maternal nutritional factors might play a role," said lead author Eduardo Villamor, assistant professor of international nutrition at HSPH.

The team employed data from the Swedish Birth Registry, recording 220,889 women who had successive pregnancies between 1992 and 2004 (both live births and stillbirths being included). The scientists focused on subjects’ body mass index (BMI) between the first and second pregnancies.

The birth sex ratio of the second pregnancy rose linearly with the gained weight from the first to second pregnancy, from 1.024 in those who lost over 1 unit BMI (this means 102 boys to 100 girls) to 1.080 in subjects who gained at least 3 units (108 boys to 100 girls).

The tendency was not linked to other factors like obstetric issues, mother's smoking, parents' age, length of the interpregnancy period and the sex or survival of the first-born. But as obesity is rampant in many industrialized countries, the lower number baby boys means there are factors still unknown affecting the sex of the newborn.

But the researchers warn that putting on weight in an attempt to influence the sex of the baby is not a wise measure. "Weight gain before pregnancy carries significant risks to the mother and the baby, and should not be practiced to influence the odds of having a boy. Other factors of which weight gain is only an indicator could be at play here." said Villamor. Recent researches showed that higher weight in mothers during pregnancy exposes the child to a higher risk of obesity during the adult life.

Too Much or Too Little Sleep Kills You Earlier - By two times
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Bad sleep is worse than low cognitive abilities, weight gain, bad sex and car crashes. A team from the University of Warwick, and University College London, has discovered that less sleep doubles your chances of dying from cardiovascular disease. But too much sleep also doubles the risk of death.

The research was made on 10,308 civil servants in the "Whitehall II study" and employed data on the mortality rates and sleep patterns on the same subjects at two moments in their life (1985-8 and those surviving in
1992-3).

The team considered other factors like age, sex, marital status, employment grade, smoking, life style, alcohol consumption, overall health, body mass index, blood pressure, cholesterol. After analyzing those factors, the researchers could see that changes in sleep patterns over 5 years affected mortality rates 11-17 years later.

Those who did not have any change in their sleeping patterns between 1985-8 and 1992-3 were used as baseline (7 hours per night was considered the appropriate sleep time for an adult), and this is how the researchers could assess the way a decrease in sleeping amount over time impacted the mortality rates by 2004.

A sleep cut from 7 to 5 hours or less displayed a 1.7 times higher risk in mortality from various causes and 2 times from a cardiovascular issue.

"Fewer hours sleep and greater levels of sleep disturbance have become widespread in industrialized societies. This change, largely the result of sleep curtailment to create more time for leisure and shift-work, has meant that reports of fatigue, tiredness and excessive daytime sleepiness are more common than a few decades ago. Sleep represents the daily process of physiological restitution and recovery, and lack of sleep has far-reaching effects." said lead researcher Professor Francesco Cappuccio from the University of Warwick’s Warwick Medical School.

But too much sleep too had a negative effect: those who had an increase in sleep time to at least 8 hours a night were over 2 times more likely to die, but not from cardiovascular diseases.

"Short sleep has been shown to be a risk factor for weight gain, hypertension and Type 2 diabetes sometimes leading to mortality but in contrast to the short sleep-mortality association it appears that no potential mechanisms by which long sleep could be associated with increased mortality have yet been investigated. Some candidate causes for this include depression, low socioeconomic status and cancer-related fatigue. In terms of prevention, our findings indicate that consistently sleeping around 7 hours per night is optimal for health and a sustained reduction may predispose to ill-health." said Cappuccio.

Don't You Like Your Partner? Then You Will Ejaculate/Ovulate More - The Compensation Hypothesis
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



What you have is often not what you want. And this applies not only to human pairs. A new study made on several animal species found that when animals must mate with less-than-preferred partners, females and males apparently try to compensate that by increasing the chance of their offspring survival.

The research supports the Compensation Hypothesis, which explains how individuals transmit their genes even under non-ideal
conditions.

"It’s always better for offspring if parents can mate with preferred partners, but it’s becoming clear that when parents can’t have that preferred partner, they have ways of making up for it. When female ‘choosers’ were in enforced pairs with males they did not prefer, they laid more eggs. Similarly, when males are paired with females they do not prefer, they ejaculate more sperm. This compensation seems to be a way of making the best of a bad job," said lead author Patricia Adair Gowaty, a Professor of Ecology and Genetics at the University of Georgia.

The research was made on Tanzanian cockroaches, fruit flies, pipefish, wild mallards and feral house mice. In tests, when animals were impeded from freely choosing their preferred mates, they used methods meant to increase the survival chances of their offspring.

"Just how an individual finds its best mate isn’t really known, though there’s some evidence that he or she may be somehow sensing the advantage of the potential mate’s immune system in relation to the chooser’s own. Many factors are probably at work, including behavioral cues and what potential resources a mate may bring." said Gowaty.

Offspring were advantaged, but for individuals the benefits were none. Females mating with non-preferred males live less than those paired with their choice partner.

Compensation comes with a surprising turn to the theory of the natural selection.

"The study suggests that the best way to keep species alive may be, if possible, to let individuals choose their own mates," said Gowaty.

She has been working on the Compensation Hypothesis for over 10 years and published the first results only four years ago. The hypothesis could also work in humans, but investigating the subject is practically (and ethically) improbable. Still, popular culture lays stress on it.

Gold Against Cancer - A breakthrough method
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Health is wealth. Gold dust could be the new powerful anti-cancer weapon, transporting drugs hidden from the body's immune cells into tumors. Drug molecules have been attached to gold particles of just a fraction of the diameter of a human hair, so tiny that they can sneak blood's white cells without being annihilated and launch the cancer-destroying molecules into the core of the tumor.

The method developed by a team at Rice University in Houston, Texas, could eliminate nasty side-effects suffered by patients undergoing chemotherapy, like hair loss, nausea and vulnerability to infections (as toxins inhibit the immune system). All the side-effects are due to the fact that chemotherapy kills both cancer and healthy cells.

The gold dust therapy could decrease the level of required toxic drugs, as these enter mainly the tumor.

Taxol is a common chemotherapy drug employed for cases of breast or ovarian cancer, being extracted 40 years ago for the first time from the bark of the yew tree. The molecule binds to the framework inside a cell, emerged during division (the inner framework allows the old cell to divide into two new ones). This way Taxol prevents that breakdown, stopping the multiplication of the cancer cells.

The effectiveness of Taxol and other chemotherapy chemicals would increase due to a selective transport to the malignant cells by the gold particles.

Gold is non-toxic (thus safe for the body) and has a history in medicine. Since the 1930s, rheumatoid arthritis has been prevented with gold jabs to decrease swelling in knees and wrists.

A 2007 research presented the use of gold particles for the diagnosis of breast cancer and other types. Gold dust bound to antibodies was transported to the tumor site. A scan reveals after that the location of the gold particles. This new research goes much further.

"The size of the particles is crucial to the success of the treatment." said lead researcher Professor Eugene Zubarev.

The gold particles are just 2 nanometres wide (5,000 times less than a human hair).

"That small size allows them to avoid fast removal by the immune system. If they were much bigger, they could be destroyed long before they reach their target. This small size is also important because it allows them to pass through holes in tumor blood vessels. In general, the blood vessels that feed a tumor have lots of holes in them up to 1,000 nm in diameter. This makes them leaky and means they allow the small gold particles to leave the blood stream and accumulate inside the tumor. Healthy blood vessels, on the other hand, don't have too many of these holes." said Zubarev.

After that the gold particles reach the liver before being expelled through the body's waste products.

"Gold is perfect because it gets underneath the immune system and does not get rejected by the body. But it's not expensive because the quantities of gold involved are minute. We're talking pennies. In fact, it's the drugs that are used which cost the money." said Professor David Russell, from the University of East Anglia, studying a similar golf technique for delivering drugs into tumors.

HRT Boosts Women's Sex Drive - Sex or cancer?
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



You are familiar with grandma's attempts to get rid of the osteoporosis, facial hair growth and "hot flashes", all linked to menopause, with the help of HRT (hormone therapy) and… next day she is horny. A new research has found that HRT therapy employed to ease menopause symptoms causes a 44% rise in sexual drive in women.

HRT, consisting of estrogen and progesterone, could improve sex life of post-menopausal women, who experience a libido decrease, but HRT on the other hand can increase cancer risk.

During menopause, the hormonal changes can produce clitoral atrophy and vaginal dryness, turning sex less pleasant.
"Previous studies have estimated that anywhere from 30% to 70% of women report a decline in libido following menopause for various reasons. Sex therapy cannot necessarily boost libido in women who have passed menopause since their loss of interest in sex often has a biological cause. You can't cognitively treat your hormone levels," said Jim Pfaus at Concordia University in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, not involved in this research.

In Europe and Australia, there are testosterone patches, which increase the libido, but in US, they are not approved by Food and Drug Administration due to the lack of studies assessing their long-term side effects. Still, it is known that extra testosterone can cause the growth of facial hair and installation of acne.

The new results come actually from a trial assessing HRT's effects on memory.

90 newly menopausal women received HRT (a combination of progesteron and estrogen named "Prempro") and 90 women in the same condition a placebo, both groups for four months. Afterwards, subjects' verbal memory was checked and compared with that at the beginning of the trial.

Estrogen by itself was already known to improve memory at menopause, but for the Prempro combination, women were no better than their placebo 'counterparts'. The team members also assessed subjects' libido, since previous researches showed that estrogen on its own can boost the libido. In this case, Prempro subjects stated a 33% increase in sexual thoughts and 44% higher sex drive compared to placebo ones.

"It was a surprise to us that the magnitude of the effect was as large as it was. What it's suggesting is that women can get a [libido] boost from Prempro," said lead researcher Pauline Maki at the University of Illinois in Chicago.

Larger trials must confirm this effect, but Maki warns that large-scale researches detected a higher cancer risk for certain types of cancer related to HRT. A recent decrease in breast cancer cases in US has been connected to a decline in HRT use. "The decision to start HRT demands careful consideration. You really have to weigh the risks because estrogen is a growth factor that can stimulate tumor expansion," said Pfaus.

10 Rules to Avoid Food Poisoning - Are you aware of the dangers stalking you?
By: Stefan Anitei, Science Editor - Softpedia



Summer could be the season of food poisoning, but this can occur during the entire year. Food poisoning refers to two situations: food intoxications and food infections. Intoxications occur when the toxin is already present in the food, and by heating or boiling it, the toxin is not destroyed. The infection is induced by germs which multiply inside our organisms, but if we heat the food before eating it, the problem could be solved.

Vomits and diarrhea have precisely the role of cleansing the digestive tube of all these toxins. The most common bacteria involved in food poisoning are Staphylococcus, Clostridium perfringens, Escherichia coli and Salmonella, but there are hundreds of other bacteria and viruses that can affect us.

If we could analyze our daily food, we would be shocked by the sheer number of microorganisms found in it, but most of them are beneficial for our organism, or are simply not harmful. But in cases of incorrect food manipulation, they can become dangerous, that's why 50 % of food poisonings occur inside the house.

1. Temperature is the main way to control the microorganisms' development. A value close to 0° C or one which is too high impedes the growth of the germs. The problem comes while traveling. It's when you must choose products that do not require cold preservation.

2. If you doubt the quality of the tap water, drink only bottled water.

3. When eating out (as an option or while on holiday), choose carefully the restaurant. Avoid kiosks that sell everything, including oysters. Opt for stable locations, where it is more likely for sanitary authorities to check if the owners comply with the regulations regarding the refrigerating installations, the products' origin, manipulation and cooking conditions, and the skills of the chefs, conditions that can hardly be checked for kiosk that change location almost daily.

4. Perhaps the most dangerous food is the seafood. When we collect clams or shrimps it seems so healthy (and romantic). But seafood is extremely prone to two types of poisoning. Clams and other seafood feed by filtering the water, and if the water is contaminated (for example, with heavy metals, like mercury or cadmium), they accumulate toxic amounts of substances or metals. The metals and other chemicals are not eliminated by cooking the meat.

Another danger occurs during algal blooms. Some algae breed enormously during certain periods of the year, synthesizing extremely powerful toxins. Some sea animals accumulate them and, because some of these toxins are resistant to heating, they can produce severe food poisonings in human consumers.

5. Fruits and vegetables must be washed properly, as they carry many bacteria and parasite eggs. Add a drop of vinegar in cold water, and put the fruit on it for five minutes: acidity kills many microorganisms.

6. Fish must be extremely fresh and eaten the same day; if not, freeze it once you get home. The same is valid for minced meat, which should be eaten, or at least cooked, the same day. The viscera should be bought only from places with sanitary authorization.

Eggs too should be very fresh. Check them in water: if one doesn’t float, it's good to eat; if it raises a little, it is neither good nor bad, and if it floats, throw it away. Properly wash the eggs before eating or cooking them.

7. In the summer there are many street markets selling fruit, vegetables, cheese, sausages and oils. Check attentively the sanitary conditions, the labels and the expiration date.

8. Avoid by any means the flies on any type of food, because, besides being annoying, they carry many parasites and dangerous bacteria.

9. Keep lemons and bicarbonate in the house: at the minimal symptoms of food poisoning, mix boiled water with the juice of two lemons, a pinch of salt and a pinch of bicarbonate.

10. When traveling abroad:

• Drink only bottled water and boil tap water
• Drink your juice, water or soda without ice
• Avoid raw food, and salads. If you prepare them, wash the vegetables well with bottled water with a few droplets of bleach
• Eat meat, fish and eggs that are well cooked
• Eat fruits and vegetables that can be peeled.

Quote from: Ginger on September 25, 2007, 08:15:25 PM
Basig virgin to siya, Mike.

Hajji, pag bantay gajud ka sa kilat!

hehehehhehe...akoa nalang diay e ground akong nota para motipas lang ang kilat!

count me in!

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 25, 2007, 05:48:29 AM
Maybe we can use plastic explosives like C4. We just need a small portion as small as a grain of rice enough to blow a head.

ma detect gihapon na sa mga sniffing dogs...

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 25, 2007, 07:12:36 AM
I believe so, , ,


I have some black female friends, they just dont smell good at all.... pwera lang panaway..


even if they wear heavy scent perfumes, still the smell is bad...



what about the middle easterns and Indians??? any idea?


(researcher hadji??)

yeah! mura jud durian! smells like hell but tastes like heaven!

Yahoo sees Gmail as Spam...

aw syempre! kumpetensya gud na nila!

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 25, 2007, 05:06:51 AM
If you come from abroad and have no business in Manila, I suggest not to have a stop-over in Manila. Instead, plan your stop-over vide Hong-kong and there are 6 daily flights from Hong-kong to Cebu.

From Cebu you take Supercat or Kokaliong to Tagbilaran. This way, you can carry as much luggage as you like without paying extra money. Because from Hong-kong to Cebu, Cathay Pacific allows 45 Kilograms per person and if you buy something in Hong-kong duty free, that won't be counted and that is free even if you buy heavy things such as TV. I've tried it many times.

mahal man ng cathay airlines sir macky...

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 25, 2007, 05:15:47 AM
Maayo nang mag imbento ta ug cell phone na mo self-distruct in 10 seconds kung kawaton.

sayon ra kaayo na macky with a little portion of TNT and a triggering circuitry...kaso lang di na pwede sa mga airport kay ma detect sa bomb squad!

low profile nalang jud...di magpa saya2x sa mga gamit...

Quote from: Ginger on September 25, 2007, 04:51:24 AM
sya ba pud to nikanta sa "ARAY"?

dili

kana sad mga obsolete na celfon kay kuha-on gihapon na sa mga snatchers unya ihapak sa imong nawong! hehehheheheh!

Quote from: Mari on September 25, 2007, 04:27:30 AM
nay naa na baya na karon, cross breeding/grafting. mangga ang stock nya another fruit tree ang sumpay

pero sa same specie raman na

sus! gayuma2x pa man na pwede man kidnapon unya reypon!

wa ka magdali kay mangutana sa ko sa akong lola?

sa genes sad na! hinumdumi...ang manga dili mamunga ug santol!

kana gayuma sa siquijor ug sa mga moros raman na!

Quote from: Mari on September 25, 2007, 04:19:30 AM
og laki sad na niwang, daku og kuan, og tambok sad haskang gamaya. tinuod?

naa lagi mga exempted cases! special cases ba!

hala! niwang man ka mari!

Quote from: Mari on September 25, 2007, 04:10:19 AM
gani! di naman magsilbi sa uban. western women, mao naman gani moduol

pwede na mari if type sa babae ang lalaki...what if dili type sa babae ang guy? mao na na time na maghimo ug diversion ang guy to win the womans heart by any means...

di ba kaha na loyang or nilusak?

basig suman tiktik na?

papaya is just a symbolical term used by the original author...it could be anything...

unsa man na? basig lain ang term ana sa ubang lungsod.

Quote from: Ginger on September 13, 2007, 03:28:46 AM
pero u think tinuod na nga ang spirit sa animal, usahay adto sa human mo re-incarnate?

according to hinduism, if maayo imong performance sa imong present life, naay ascension sa imong cast like from sudra to brahma or from a poor lifestyle to a richter one. otherwise, e downgrade imong cast from higher cast to a lower cast or even worst pwede ka mahimong animals like langaw ok-ok etc in the next life....

kaon nalang tag inanag mais ani!

thanks pareng onic but i already had a vow of celibacy! heheheheh

pareho sad gud na sa mga politiko, mohatag ug favor pero naa diay hidden agenda

for every rule, there is always an exception...

kanang unggoy if gusto siya maka jerjer ug gwapa na unggoy, dapat iya una tagaan ug papaya or any any fruit na favorite sa iyang mate.

it also applies to human! ang mga b***t ila una busgon ang ilang mga fafa usa nila kini kaonon! hahahahahaha

do i make myself clear? leo and willmerit?

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 24, 2007, 10:06:51 AM
Ara Mina? she sings? what the hell was she thinking about?

sa una raman na tig kanta si ara mina! pinakasikat niyang single katong "Ayayayay Pag-ibig" the pinoy version of Mariah Carey's "My All".

dapat mikey nag artista nalang unta ka! sikat na unta ka ron!

dapat unta ang vulva maoy himoong adjustable...parehas sa mouth ba pwede pahugtan pwede palu-agan!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 24, 2007, 12:08:11 PM
murag wala. redneck alcohol man na. mao na nauso sa US during the prohibition.

Ka kita ka adtong Dukes of Hazzard w/ Jessica Simpson? Mao to ilang baligya, moonshine...

wala ko nakabalo sa ingredients ana uy

Quote from: EL MUNDO on September 24, 2007, 12:01:04 PM
bug-ata ana noh..bakal nga condom invented by hajji!!! hehehe

pwede man sad aluminium para lightweight

Quote from: C2H4 on September 24, 2007, 11:57:27 AM
Mr Hajji, do you know unsa'y ingredients sa moonshine?

ay hani bay binisaya ug moonshine? heheeheheh

Quote from: Macky Ferniz on September 24, 2007, 06:49:49 AM
Thanks Bran, its nice to know the whereabouts of our old friends. It brings us happy memories.

Muhandis, you are right. I also experimented with sugar fermentation because liquor is not available. Actually we made research and we found out that it was the Arabs who first formulated that. They called it Blue Flame because if you light it up, the color is blue. That is more than 100 proof stronger than the commercial liquor. The bisayans in our area called it "Tubig nga kahibulongan". I will give you the formula soon.

Ms. Dabinsi, actually, the process is fermentation, like processing whisky. The main ingredient of whisky is corn, fermented and aged in churned oak barrels to have its brownish color.

Well, I almost forget our very own "Bisaya Magazine" with my favorite section the Visayan Poetry.

actually, i already have my own formula for this and i have all the distillation facilities at my lab.

mao cguro na version sa american adobo! luspad!

uy naka topless! i like that!

Quote from: Bambi on September 24, 2007, 01:16:05 AM
Okey.......Hajji, start now before diminishing your sexual fantasies and capabilities.  E N J O Y!

thanks for your concern but id rather stay as a virgin forever!

How do you know you're getting older?

according to my research, when you have diminished your sexual capabilities!

daghang ma genius dire labi na ug makainom!

daghan man na dire!

i want to girger!

according to my research, daghan na wala naibot tungod ana! gidala nalang sa hospital for surgery...

according to my research,kun gusto mo magbina-o, dapat inyong ipahid sa inyong mga sex organs ang mga fluids na extracted sad sa sex organs sa mga pawikan! kun mag girger mo,garantisado daw walay ibtanay for days...

kanang bina-o kay wala man nay ibatanay for several days or months! ahahahahahah!

muabot bitaw ug pila ka months usa maibot ang pag jerjer sa pawikan! ahahahahahah!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 23, 2007, 08:35:44 PM
Hoy karon pa ko kakita sa Award ni Hadji kay beergin hahahhahhahhahha


Kani gyud si Bohol bugal2x gyud...

deserving man sad ko tiya!

Quote from: ms da binsi on September 23, 2007, 08:37:38 PM
di pod ka mag halang anah!!!!


yuna ra... how did you know all these?? dili gyud na beergin nga panultihon noh?


Aminin!!!!!

that is according to my research...

source : http://elgu.ncc.gov.ph/ecommunity/loon-bohol/

LOON’s PRETTIEST.  Barangay Napo lass MARICEL S. PASILBAS (center) flashes her lovely and alluring smile after winning the crown as Miss Loon SidlaKasilak 2007 in the beauty competition held on September 5, 2007 at the Loon Sports and Cultural Center.  This 21-year-old student combines natural grace and brains to win the desired title.  Pasilbas also received the minor award as Miss Photogenic and was chosen Miss Magic Touch Full Hair and Miss Cell Mart as special awards.


At left is beauteous Catherine L. Calunia, 20 years old from Sandingan who landed the 2nd runner-up spot. Calunia also got the special awards as Miss Aldea Smile and Miss Magic Touch Hair Saloon.


At extreme right is sultry beauty Mylene Pedroso of Barangay Canmanoc adjudged as 1st runner-up. Mylene’s perfect figure won for her the minor titles as Best in Swim Wear, Best in Evening Gown, and Miss Beauche International.

kada bernes raman ko simba!

sunday man diay ron no? iapil nalang ko sa inyong pagsimba! hehehehehe!

ehehheheh...virgin pa man ko anang hacking and cracking uy! unsaon man na?

basig nagsige sad ug jkalikot ang banana while driving? heheheheheheh

kanang mangurakot ug harap harapan, mga bugok na! heheheheheh

wise man na mga politiko ron...di na man na sila magpahalata sa ilang mga hidden wealth!

basig linux nasad ang OS ana parehas atong gi donate sa high school sa amoa. wa jud nagamit.

pang asar naman sad ng sa uban...

kun first time pa nimo mokijud, bisan pag way ibtanay 1 week!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 23, 2007, 06:37:36 AM
sus puro research, wala'y actual

eh kaya nga tinatawag akong virgin eh! walang karanasan! walang actual!

aw syempre! actor gud ko!

kinsay gusto mo try?

Quote from: C2H4 on September 23, 2007, 06:28:39 AM
the same reason that Mr Hajji barks and chases every b**ch that passes by...

Gipa nundog diay ka sa iro, Mr Hajji?

on the contrary, those bitches are constantly barking and chasing me all these time! im on the verge of extinction!

iba pa rin ang human pekpek according to my research! heheheehe!

wla man lagi na dedbol ang actor! ahahahahhah!

according to my research...i can make sex for al least 48hrs straight of provided with nutriton! estimated lang na! wala pay labot ang + tolerance! hahahahahaha!

gwapa kaayo tong babae sa species uy! ahahahahahah!

bawal na uy! basig maganahan unya ang camel lisud na!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 23, 2007, 06:07:48 AM
Well, first off, define sexually active. We need to quantify. Hahaha.

But there is no truth to that, dodong.

according to my research,,,the definition of a sexually active woman is the one who can dribble 2 balls inside her mouth while smoking a very big cigar! ahahahhahahah~!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 23, 2007, 06:05:50 AM
Wahahahaha! Dodong, don't go that way! The backdoor is dark and cavernous and smelly and musty, and who knows what you'll find in there.

Better go through the front door, dodong.

the backdoor is tight and narrow! the tightier, the better daw! ahahhahaha!

Quote from: C2H4 on September 23, 2007, 05:52:08 AM
Mr Franklin, I did not mean to joke. I'm sorry if it came off that way. That was callous of me.

Murder is not something to laugh about. I had a classmate in high school who was stabbed to death for her cellphone, and I was righteously outraged.

But being a man of the world, as I assume you are, you should also know that people have killed for much less.

Like that man in NY who pushed a teenage girl at the subway for apparently no reason at all. Or that man in Cebu who stabbed another person because he didn't like the way the other person looked. Or that man in Manila who stabbed (with an icepick) the person next to him in the jeepney because he couldn't stand the other person's body odor. How about that au pair who shook a baby to death because the baby wouldn't stop crying? How about the man who killed Jon Bennet Ramsey? who knows what his reason was for killing her...Or how about Hitler, killing off the Jews?

I will never joke about these things. But I also acknowledge that the world is as it is, and people are who they are. Mr Franklin, if you stress yourself out every time a crime happens, you will give yourself a heart attack. And that in itself is a crime, because Tubag Bohol will have lost a brilliant mind.

People have always killed and murdered each other. And we will continue to kill and murder each other until North Korea's crazy leader lets loose his nuclear toys and blows the world to bits. Or until Jesus' second coming. Whichever comes first.

the same reason as the dogs barking and chasing every vehicles that passes by...

ug way laing pulutan pwede na karnehon

dia pa ko uy! dihay kulit kaayo na nagsige ug pm nako! ahahahaha! maghimo nalang jud mig organization sa mga certified virgins dire sa tb! ahahahahha!

Quote from: Bambi on September 23, 2007, 04:14:28 AM
Basing from the previous discussions......he related one time that magpatak-patak na kuno sa kadaghan  
he is a darling child, really?

nanobra na lagi kay wala gud mapasiritan!

hehehhehe! mao jud! kada gabii jud mag wetdreams! ahahhahahaha!

naa na raba mga celphones karon sa Imate na pwede sad himoong vibrator at the same time! ahahahahahah~!

sa downside basig kalbo na sad! ahahahahah!

dapat magbuhi sila ug askal!

hala! mag sleepwalking raba ko usahay! unya kun matulog ko kay totally naked raba! hahahahahah!