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11. gwapa ka?
      o gwapa ko.
    toink!

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Quote from: hubag bohol link=topic=5:6672.msg543641#msg543641 date=1352267675
Mohiyos ba kaha pud ang ego...

dli ang ego kungdi ang egg

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 06, 2012, 04:59:14 PM
Nagsugod nag gimaw ang kamatuoran...

nga daghan napud bakak mugawas kay hapit na election

kaning mga pagkaon mention diri, present gyud ning tanan kada new year's dinner nila...

10. huwat sa
      ngano man?

makalibog!

salamat Ginoo sa tanan gracya nga nadawat nako

salamat nalang kay pobre ko kay kung datu pa ko aw basig magpa-plastic surgery pud ko hahahahaha

although dli baya kaayo sila strict og table manners but naa lang gamay nga rules to be polite

Forgiveness is the best revenge

just like during our HS 20th anniversary, dha man gyud batchmate namo nga ming-deposit sa among batch account nga P9,000.00 unya wala gyud nagpahibaw kung kinsa cya.. bilib ko aning mga tawhana lami padaghanon

murag way klaro nga earthquake drill man ni

bibo napud ang pinas kay hapit na election ... daghan napud manglabay og hugaw

abi gyud nako sa HS batch nila Baba, si Atoy Torralba ang politician kay hilom2x ra man ni si baba sauna when it comes to politics. si atoy ang sige kadaug og mayor sa batch 93

when one is so willing to sacrifice .........

ajo man ning mga laki kay walay mawala.. kalooy tawn sa mga baji

mao ni uso karon nga mangutana ka unya ikaw rapud tubag sa imong kaugalingon pangutana

Seeds -- lotus seeds, watermelon seeds, etc -- represent bearing many children in Chinese culture. Visit an Asian bakery during the Chinese New Year, and you're likely to find a wide assortment of snacks with different types of seeds in them.

There are other foods, snacks and fruits which symbolize good wishes under special circumstances, including dried bean curd, black moss seaweed, peanuts, pomelos and oranges.

Chicken forms part of the symbolism of the dragon and phoenix in Chinese culture. At a Chinese wedding, chicken's feet, referred to as phoenix feet, are often served with dragon foods such as lobster. Chicken is also popular at Chinese New Year, symbolizing a good marriage and the coming together of families, and serving the bird whole emphasizes family unity.

Ducks represent fidelity in Chinese culture. If you are ever invited to a Chinese wedding banquet, don't be surprised to spot a mouthwatering platter of Peking duck on the banquet table. Also, red dishes are featured at weddings as red is the color of happiness. (You may find them served at New Year's banquets for the same reason.)

Fish also play a large role in festive celebrations. The Chinese word for fish "Yu" sounds like the homophonic words both for wish and abundance. As a result, on New Year's Eve it is customary to serve a fish for dinner, symbolizing the wish for accumulations of prosperity and wealth in the coming year. In addition, the fish is served whole, with head and tail attached, symbolizing a good beginning and ending for the coming year.

Eggs hold a special symbolic significance in many cultures, and China is no exception. The Chinese believe eggs symbolize fertility. After a baby is born, parents may hold a "red egg and ginger party", where they serve round hard-boiled eggs to announce the birth. (InCentral China, the number of eggs presented depends on the sex of the child: An even number, usually six or eight Red Boiled Eggs with a black point dotted on one end will be delivered for a boy and an odd number, usually five or seven without black point for a girl). Egg rolls or spring rolls resemble the shape of a gold bar, and thus are often served on the New Year as a symbol of wealth and prosperity in the coming year.

In China, foods are given particular meanings, so that a type of food can only be eaten by some specific individuals in certain occasion, or must be eaten in specific occasion.

Usually, an honored guest will be served a snapper's head or shell to hail him and show warm welcome in some districts.

Noodles are the symbol of longevity in Chinese culture. They are as much a part of Chinese birthday celebration as a birthday cake with lit candles is in many countries, so that youngsters or seniors all will have a bowl of Long Life Noodle in the expectation of a healthy life. Since noodles do symbolize long life, it is considered very unlucky to cut up a strand.

Talking about eating habit, unlike the West, where everyone has their own plate of food, inChinathe dishes are placed on the table and everybody shares. If you are being treated by a Chinese host, be prepared for a ton of food. Chinese are very proud of their culture of cuisine and will do their best to show their hospitality.

And sometimes the host will serve some dishes with his or her own chopsticks to guests to show his or her hospitality. This is a sign of politeness. The appropriate thing to do would be to eat the whatever-it-is and say how yummy it is. If you feel uncomfortable with this, you can just say a polite "thank you" and leave the food there. There are some other rules that are suggested you follow to make your stay in China happier, though you will be forgiven if you have no idea of what they are.

1. Never stick your chopsticks upright in the rice bowl, lay them on your dish instead. Otherwise, it is deemed extremely impolite to the host and seniors present. The reason for this is that when somebody dies, the shrine to them contains a bowl of sand or rice with two sticks of incense stuck upright in it. So if you stick your chopsticks in the rice bowl, it looks like the shrine and is equivalent to wishing death upon a person at the table.

2. Make sure the spout of the teapot is not facing anyone. It is impolite to set the teapot down where the spout is facing towards somebody. The spout should always be directed to where nobody is sitting, usually just outward from the table.

3. Don't tap on your bowl with your chopsticks, since that will be deemed insult to the host or the chef. Beggars tap on their bowls, and also, when the food is coming too slow in a restaurant, people will tap their bowls. If you are in someone's home, it is like insulting the host or the cook.

4. Never try to turn a fish over and debone it yourself, since the separation of the fish skeleton from the lower half of the flesh will usually be performed by the host or a waiter. Superstitious people deem bad luck will ensue and a fishing boat will capsize if you do so. This is especially true to southerners inChina(to be specific, such asGuangdong, Guangxi andFujianprovinces, etc.), since, traditionally, southerners are the fishing population.

Producing one of the most beautiful and haunting sounds in Chinese music, theerhuis one of the most popular Chinese bowed-string instruments.

The two-stringed, vertical fiddle -- China's answer to the western violin -- has a history of more than 1,000 years. It became popular in southern China during the Song Dynasty (960-1279) when it was callednanhu. Capable of producing music with a flexibility approaching that of the human voice, theerhuis extremely popular in China today as a medium for both traditional and contemporary music and plays an important role in both solo and orchestral performances.

Tea is a superexcellent drink with wonderful color, scent and taste. Besides its main function as a beverage, tea has various special uses. Some of these uses include:

1. Making tealeaf boiled egg. Brewed tealeaves or tealeaf fannings can be used for making tealeaf boiled eggs. Better use black tea, and the ordinary one is very cheap. Eggs cooked with black tealeaves have a delicious taste and a rosy color. The process of making such eggs is: first, boil the eggs; then break the eggshell gently; and then put tealeaves into the boiling water together with those eggs, enabling the taste of tea to soak into eggs.       

2. Making tealeaf pillow. Brewed tealeaves can be used for making pillow after dried in the sun. Since the tealeaf is of a cold nature according to traditional Chinese medical science, so tealeaf pillow can help one to be clear-headed and fast thinking.

3. Driving out mosquito. After making brewed tealeaves dry in sun, one can burn them in summer evenings. The scent of burnt tealeaves can drive out mosquito with an effect resembling that of mosquito-repellent incense, and at the same time, it will do no harm to the users.

4. Used as flavoring. Tealeaf is rich in coloring matter and has a wide usage, especially henna black tealeaf. Tealeaf can be used in mixed drinks and food. As a kind of flavoring, black tea juice is far better than common chemical coloring matters.

5. Nourishing flowers and plants. Brewed tealeaves contain various nutrients such as inorganic salt and carbohydrate. If buried in garden or flowerpot, they can nourish the growth and breeding of flowers and plants.

6. Making candy. Tea can be made into delicious candies with a special flavor, such as the black tea milky candy.

7. Sterilizing and curing dermatophytosis. Tealeaf contains a great deal of tannin, which has a strong sterilizing effect, especially to filamentous fungus, which causes dermatophytosis. Hence, if people who suffer from dermatophytosis persist in washing their feet with concentrated tea juice every evening, they will get rid of the disease without using any medicine. But these people should persevere in doing so, because one will see no obvious effect within a short period. Better use green tea, since the fermented black tea contains less tannin.

8. Eliminating halitosis. Tea has a strong convergent effect, which could eliminate halitosis when kept in the mouth. One can gain same effect by gargling with strong tea. If one does not like drinking tea, she/he can first steep the tea in water to reduce its bitter taste before chewing it. 

9. Nourishing hair. Tea can wash off dirt. One's hair will appear black and tender with a luster after washed by tea. More over, tea will do no harm to one's hair and skin since it does not contain any chemicals.

10. Washing silk clothes. Silk clothes cannot be washed with chemical detergent. Brewed tealeaves can keep the original color and luster of silk clothes and fibrous nylon clothes as well.

11. Remitting the symptoms of a cold. If one gets a sour throat and a hoarse voice, she/he must have caught a cold. After drinking several glasses of strong tea added with sugar candy, she/he will feel better. This was once a folk prescription widely adopted in rural areas.


source: http://www1.chinaculture.org

Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew. "You're sisters?" he asked incredulously.

Pointing to her nose and my chin, my sister said, "Different plastic surgeons."

What do politicians & porn stars have in common?

They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!

You know you are now middle-aged when people stop saying you look good and start saying you look good for your age.

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.

"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and Dad shop for me."

The daughter nods in agreement.

"And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."

The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless, poor, dumb creature has to suffer so that you can have this."

"Don't worry, honey," says the mother. "Your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks."

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!!

When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"

"Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom.

"And that shirt's mine too."

"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.

"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.

"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"

Hating is the sincerest form of flattery.

Don't hate me because I wasn't who you thought I was or who you wanted me to be. From start to finish you never knew the real me.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not.

Haters only hate the things that they can't get and the people they can't be.

cheaters go to hell .. mao nga wise akong bana kay mas mu-prefer nalang cya maghubog-hubog kaysa mamagi kay mapasaylo pa cya nako kung maghubo2x pero 3rd party na gani, even once, i will never forgive him

ever since i started drinking a cup of tea everyday, my health changed rapidly and i no longer have mood swings

Dear Shiele, respect yourself enough to turn your back on your husband... once he cheats on you, he will cheat on you forever.. respect begets respect.. biyai na oi

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play computer games like big kahuna reef

hahahaha intawn kalooy pud ni Justin

husband and kiddos

this issue is not a shocker ... my aunt is a doctor and thus I know this issue existed

sige tawn nako sugsug akong bana unsa kaha iyang bation kung maminyo na ang iyang mga dalaga hahahaha

the weather here is verrrrrrry confusing .. it's like experiencing 4 seasons in one day ... morning is freezing cold, middle of the day is summer, later afternoon is spring and evening is autumn ...

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The word "tambis" is in Visayan language (regional language spoken in the Philippines). In English language it's equivalent term is "Watery Rose Apple", "Java Apple", "Java rose apple", "water apple" or "Wax apple".

I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
Jennifer Aniston, O Magazine, February 2004   

sugar apple ... in visayan is atis

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

basta OFW, dli na uso ang lazy Sunday .. faetzzz:(

peace to all