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#1301
We dont have credit card jud. We tried not to be tempted and we made it. (mura mi ug Amish people who never used CC)
#1302
i dont believe it! gusto sad ni sha mo hirit sa ija 15 minutes of fame. no one can survive with air alone. the body needs to have something!

aw basi ija kinaon sagbut ra? kay mostly kaning mga sibuyas ing ani mga vegetarian man ni sila?
#1303
correct jud na Glace! i will miss Jack Bauer too!
#1304
sus ambut nalang, im a butter person. i always have butter in the house. bisan gani usahay ice bream akong tungtongan ug butter! haaaay! patay jud ko ani ug sajo! ;D
#1305
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 19, 2010, 04:39:11 AM
Usa sa most common cosmetic operation among Middle Eastern women kay pamub-an ang ilang ilong. Tan-awa ang ilong ni Miss Fakih. Inigkatiguwang ani niya mora na ni siyag witch. Gwapa hinuon nga witch... ;D



hala bitaw Hubs noh? pero ang mga witch like ug hitsura kana man mga Polish, German, Russian kana diha dapita nga lugar. Kay diha man sad na na uso ang illustration sa witch, di ba?

ang lola ni banana kay polish man mao jud ang ilong! hahahaha! pwera tandog sa kalag! ;D
#1306
Quote from: hofelina on May 19, 2010, 06:12:19 AM
There was a Nobel Awardee who said that it is sometimes necessary to have a leader with an ironhand to have the policies implemented for the good of the majority without pressure from the opposition.


tinuod jud na Manay!

tan awa si Bush, bless his heart i like him as a person, dali ra ma dictahan sa ija mga cronies kay lagi dili man strong. na unsa na noon ning Merika!
#1307
Love Talk / Re: What MEN say and what they MEAN
May 19, 2010, 11:53:29 PM
asa na gud tong MALE BRAIN nga thread kay ako to ipataput diri???

;D ;D
#1308
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 19, 2010, 07:49:26 AM
Na hala, kamong mga mahilig sa sausage ug hotdog, hinay-hinay na mo...
Quote from: chicogon on May 19, 2010, 10:10:32 AM
Na hala hawid na lang kutob!!! Bwahahahaha!!!  ;D
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 19, 2010, 04:27:52 PM
Ajaw jug ingkib! ;D



shalan? FOR YOUR EYES ONLY nalang diay na? huy dili na pwede!!!!

anyway, it has been proven nga kanang mga proceesed food maka cancer agi sa mga preservatives. I dont eat that kind of food a lot kay di man na nako hilig since nag tubo ko nga pobre, di man gani mi maka afford ug sausage sa una.

maajo nalang diay to nga di mi maka afford sa una at least healthy ang among foundation. Remember ang cancer nag start sa gamay pa ta. So kamong mga nanay, lola, lolo, Anti, Angkol, tell all your relatives to minimize eating sa mga hot dogs labi na tong mga bata. Karon rabang panahona kay mao ra nay madali sa mga ginikanan kay lagi busy na sa trabaho ug kapoy na i DIGAMO pag uli.

PAG BANTAY JUD!!!
#1309
ahahaha! sus na example'an jud nako si banana adtong usang gabii! na ingnan jud nako ug NEANDERTHAL MAN TINGALI KA! kay nagpapalit nako ug sherbert nga orange dayun pag balik nako sa hotel, nagdala ko ug sherbert pero lain ang packaging ug brand! pwerte man nang suko-a kay ngano dili daw tong akong gipalit premiro??? di ba naay pagka NEANDERTHAL?? bless his heart! i love him to death pero naka conclude jud ko nga  ija ancestors tong nag J-J sa neanderthal! hahahhahahaha!

hahahhahahha! na hala kamong mga lalaki be aware! ajaw nalang ni ninyo ipabasa sa inyung mga asawa kay mausab jud inyung ngalan ug di ORAS! hahahahhahahaha!
#1310
hahahaaa! naa na ko ing ana!!! mura na jud ko ug fried chicken!!!
#1311
World Daily News / Re: Unusual humans
May 19, 2010, 12:21:01 AM
Quote from: way_paki on May 18, 2010, 10:59:59 PM
we should never forget to pray everyday and thank the lord for keeping us healthy and safe. we are so lucky to live a normal life. 


way paki, dont you think they didnt pray? and never heard?
#1312
World Daily News / Re: Unusual humans
May 19, 2010, 12:19:34 AM
Quote from: hofelina on May 18, 2010, 05:42:27 AM
Mandy Sellars, a 34-year old woman, from Lancashire, was diagnosed with a rare condition involving a progressive abnormal growth of body tissues called Proteus syndrome in May 2006. She was said to be born with abnormally large feet and legs, which continue to grow into hugely oversized legs at an alarming rate, making her normal life nearly impossible. Her legs are observed to be heavier than most women and wider than the average man’s waist. She has a clubfoot which has turned 180 degrees backwards, and her left leg is about 5 inches longer than her right leg.




Manay gi feature baja ni sha one time sa Discovery Channel ba to nga pagamyan unta ija legs pero she chose not to kay unsa ba to mo complicate sa uban nija organs.

pero happy woman baja ni sha bisan sa ija kamimtang. pastilan mao jud ni atong mapalandong nga kita way mga balatian, mo reklamo pa jud!
#1313
she is from Michigan and yes she is very pretty! unsa kaha talent aning bayhanaa? pole dancing? ang Miss USA wa man telent portion, so ig adto nija sa Miss Universe kay pangitaan man ug talent, nah ambut lang kaha. maminaw lang ta.

But i like her.
#1314
Showbiz & Celebrity / Re: John Travolta's Dogs
May 19, 2010, 12:13:01 AM
pastilan! tinuod jud na Kel, Pets are like family here. Like Louie ug mo sakay pa unta sha sa car, amo jud sha dad-on bisan asa.
#1315
sus pwerte ka katol bayhanaa! wa nalang magpalit ug vibrator nga dadhan kaajo na sa tindahan!!
#1316
I wish he is because there are really lots of things to be done and straighten but it will never happen  in a democratic country like Merika.
#1317
superstar in the Philippines YES, superstar in Amerika? NO.

she is a good singer but not a superstar.
#1318
Quote from: esltchr on May 18, 2010, 02:36:39 PM
To all posters under Guindulman town!!....Let's be  more sensible and be more professional in posting...Don't focus too much with all your hatred, instead, better join efforts to make this town progressive!


hatred? YES  I REALLY REALLY HATED WHAT THE GUINDULMAN OFFICIALS did!!! they are the contributor to the earth's destruction! selfish mother fu***rs!!! I may feel better soon but i wont forget what they did.

THEY ARE JUST SO STUPID!!!
#1319
Quote from: Macky Ferniz on May 18, 2010, 03:09:20 PM
Manay mo share pod ko sa akong fond memories ani nga mga kahoy.

Didto ko nagpasilong sa iyang bugnawng landong samtang nag kaon-kaon ug puto nga gisuroy adtong tiguwang nga vendor. Lami kaayo ang puto nga naay dahon sa saging sa likod, tag tulo dos pa ang presyo. Unya spring season to kay namuwak ang Acacia, humot kaayo may-ong ug sampaguita ang baho pero mas mild, igo nga makatabon sa baho sa buwad sa merkado.

Kadtong panahona gikan kong namista (dalang pamisita) sa Bario Kabugan diin ang lola sa akong naasawa karon nagpuyo didto.

Ug samtang naga hulat sa Saint Jude nga molabay, akong gi kulit sa maong kahoy ang heart graffiti unya may nakasulat sa tunga nga Macky love "Secret" with a date May 1988.

Manay dinhi sa maong thread, mi demand ko nga i-replenish ang mga gipangputol by planting new trees sa mga baranggay roads sa Guindulman. Unya magbutang siya ug "apology banner" atbang sa merkado. Nakasuway nako ug baktas mga 5 kilometer unya pwerteng inita, tungason pa gyud.
Quote from: hofelina on May 18, 2010, 06:40:54 PM
Tinood jud na, kay manogbong sila ug Domingo mag-atang na ang mga bogoy sa eskina.


wahahahha! haskang tiki-a! Macky ang imong kasing2x didto gisugnod na!!! o di ba kaha gi sepelya na kay gihimo ug sawog sa nagpaputol!!!

Also i demand to the Guindulman officials to do tree planting!!!

MAN MADE FOREST!!!!
MAN MADE FOREST!!!!
MAN MADE FOREST!!!!
MAN MADE FOREST!!!!
MAN MADE FOREST!!!!
MAN MADE FOREST!!!!
MAN MADE FOREST!!!!

@Wolf, i PM si Mike nga ato na ni ipa print. Naa naman mo donate sa cost sa Printing, si Manay and i will pay the rest of the cost.
#1320
General Topic / Re: Have You Ever Wondered?
May 18, 2010, 12:58:09 AM
^ i really wonder why. ;D

i like that... and oh there's some more

Why does the sun go on shining
why does the sea rush to shore?
(its a song but full of wonders)

;D
#1321
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 17, 2010, 06:21:58 PM
Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin joined the national battle over Arizona's controversial new immigration law Saturday, Mr. President, do your job, secure our border,'" Palin said, standing beside Brewer at a Saturday afternoon press conference.- cnn.com


Yeah she's as ironic as you can think!!! She was demanding Obama to secure the border but who brought our soldiers to IRAQ (whom they know was there no WMD)  in the first place? and killing all those thousands of innocents?  It was the republican president!!  Those soldiers should be enough to watch our  borders in all sides of the country.

She doesnt have that much credibility anymore, even the republicans dont/cant  agree with her.

Dili mo mabuang ana?
#1322
World Daily News / Re: Giant herring in Sweden
May 18, 2010, 12:34:50 AM
sus di naman na pwede ma SELENDRON ig sugbahon! di ba mangsi man na sa atoa?
#1323
OT:

Wolf sorry nga nahilom ko kay ang akong internet diri murag ga ngiwngiw nga battery sa radio! pastilan. Anyway, tawaga lang ko ug naa na tay buhaton for en caso kay di jud ko ka open sa akong internet diri makalagut jud!

#1324
nganong naabot naman ta sa stages of dying diri? aber? ;D

many people dont want to die period. These are the (religious) people who really didnt embrace the belief they believed in. Sigi lang sila ingon nga heaven is nice and God is there! when someone is dying they have somehow have too much time to repent and pray to go to heaven but yet they dont want to die.

mao raman nay hinungdan nga euthanasia was banned. other than that it should be prescribed. just my cent.
#1325
Reg Henry
Las Vegas Revenue Journal



The recent study in the journal science that suggest some early humans mated with Neanderthals should come as a surprise to no one. Although the  Neanderthals became extinct 30000 years ago it seems the their DNA lives on in people today, evidently in some more than others.

Indeed most women today will tell you they have dated a Neanderthal at some time in their lives. They do not mean this as a compliment.

That cultural bias needs to be put aside. My inner Neanderthal pleads for understanding. It is no crime to resist change or to have a big brain but not think much. (today we have TV and talk radio and to be properly enjoyed, both demand blankness of mind.) There’s also nothing wrong with having hair all over your body, although those of us whose hair stopped short of covering our heads think it is a cruel joke that nature has played.

I have lately leant red that when I write, I grunt- some say growl- and everybody in the office knows this, even the people  nest department over partition, and nobody ever said anything about it to unknowing me. Grrrr! Sensitive to all this, I am thinking of getting a bumper sticker: “Hug a Neanderthal Today”.

As one who sits in an editorial department cave and grunts through the medium of the newspaper and Internet, it is my fate to come into contact with my other people of obvious Neanderthal ancestry who could do with a hug.

These correspondents may not like me--judging by their angry, territorial noises, many do not- but appears they recognize a shared kinship to that distant time when we were Neanderthals all, back in our limestone lairs with no government to restrict our freedom. What a wonderful  life it must have been, marred only  the attacks of wild beast and the scolding  primitive liberals.

Of course, my dear mother would not approve of me lining our family tree to that of Neanderthals. She would insist that it was all on my father’s side and want me to make that distinction clear in her honor. Dad, however, would have been amused.

A sense if humor is surely a Neanderthal trait. If you looked like they did, all hairy with brutish features, you would have developed a sense of humor, too, In order to get a date, the nights were dark back then but not so dark as to hide romantics shortcomings.

No, a young Neanderthal had to develop a joke or two if he hoped to attract one of those highfalutin Homo sapien girls always going on about how their family used superior tools and had better cave painting of elk.

Still, the scientist believe a few Neanderthals got lucky, and one can only imagine the tense scene when the girl introduced the social hairy friend to her parents. “So, son, tell me about your career. Is there a prospect of you being transferred to the main cave?” Of course, it could have been the girl who made the first advances. Since time immemorial, certain women have always had a talent for making bad choices in men, and speaking for many men, let me jus say we are very grateful.

This physical attraction isn’t as absurd as it seems, yes, the Neanderthals were not fashion plates, but they were strong and muscular. The males would lift huge boulders and move them from one side of the cave to the other then repeat the process. They didn’t think enough to ever question why they did this, but in their defense it helped fill in the time until couches, beer and sports on TV could be invented.

Interestingly, wives to this day tell their husbands to move furniture from one side of the house to the other and the husbands, following the commands of their archaic DNA, do it without comprehending why.

I worry about my fellow Neanderthals today. Our distant cousins died out because they refused to evolve intellectually. They had big heads but little thoughts. The same old tools were always good enough for them. Likewise the same old attitudes. “Fight or Flight? We fight, ooh, ooh, ooh! Flight is like cut and run.”

The ancient ones kept telling the same one or two jokes, until their mates could not stand it anymore, “If I hear the one about the mammoth who sat on the caveman just once more, you snooze outside with the saber tooths.” Now some of the modern ones say, “Did you hear that Obama thinks there are 57 states, ha ha ha!” Hug a Neanderthal today. Some of us just don’t know when are we grunting ourselves to extinction.

_________________________________________________________________


Reg Henry is a columnist for the Pittsburg Post Gazette.




#1326
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 17, 2010, 08:41:45 PM
He he, tua na pud ni Misty, di na katingog kay her mouth is full... ;D

bwahahaha nagkaon napod ug saging?
#1327
bwahahaha lawom nga simhot !
#1328
General Topic / Re: Onli In Da Philippines
May 13, 2010, 10:30:40 PM
Quote from: glacier_71 on May 06, 2010, 01:00:59 AM


mabini! mabini! sleep cabulao!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


for the first time ning lili si banana sa TB ako gipakita ning TAXI ni Glacier! ahahhahahhahha! pwerteng katawa! hahhahahahhah!
#1329
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2010, 10:25:41 PM
Kahinumdom man lang pud tang James Dean who was supposed to have said something like, "Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse."  ;D

hahhaha! i like it!

sus ikaw kuno mamatay dayun nag gusbat ang hitsura, nang lawon ang mata, na upaw pa jud  kinsa man tawon ganahan mo tan aw nimo aber? hahahhahah!
#1330
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 10:25:32 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 10:19:32 PM
how are yah Ms.Code? DaVinci code  ;D


I am find darling! nia ko diri sa Mc Donalds nangape with banana and a friend. Maajo diri kay free ang internet and coffee refill! ;D


Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2010, 10:19:59 PM
Paspasa ninyo mo-post, oi! Di man ko kaapas! Kokak, kokak!

Ribbit, ribbit! (Atong maninglison para masabtan sa mga US-"educated", bwahaha!) ;D


wahahahha! di kaapas si Hubag!

taympa huy! educated baja sad ko gamay diri sa Mrika pero di baja ko makasabut ana! hahahaahhah!
#1331
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 10:12:30 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 10:02:31 PM
Morag madala ra na, dia ang pina charing oh : kho..khak..koh..kahk..! hahaha


hahahahaha!

pwerte jud bajuta! hahahaaha!
#1332
Quote from: glacier_71 on May 13, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
we are really funny species. while in some places, where hospital care isn't accessible and money is not not available, people seem to value life more than those who have the means and resources to get quality health care...

because we live in a world that almost always appears to be of our own making, a radical reduction of man has taken place. [He is] considered a simple product of nature and as such not really free, and in himself susceptible to be treated like any other animal.






tinuod Glace kay some people are so selfish. i think ending my life for illness is one example of a selfless person. Di jud ko gusto nga naay mag antus nako. Thats how i love my people around me jud. Just my 1 cent.

gawas pa sad, going into all kinds of treatment eg chemo of whatever, maka maut jud sa hitsura Glace! hahahahha! I DONT WANT TO DIE UGLY! ;D
#1333
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 13, 2010, 10:07:18 PM
Ang CrossBrid Amphibian bow !
#1334
Jokes and Humor / Re: Love Promise Jud
May 13, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 09:46:58 PM
Morag ing ana man ngale na basta crossbrid
> Neanderthal and Homo Sapiens plus GoRiLLa DNA?

ha ha ha  gitika ko Manoy..!



bwahhahahahahahhahhaha!

mga way bataZan!!!!!!
#1335
Quote from: Kerstin on May 13, 2010, 09:56:50 PM
aha ha ha kulongo blues, and for the surambaw like me,
  i would say..great ..great.. jokes as in Wilhelm The Greatest !

I'LL be back next week honey, Thanks for the great gift..!  ;D


kay aZa ka paingon??? ajaw pa wala wala diha kay ako diri nagkalisud ang internet pero mo tunga baja jud tawon ko!!!
#1336
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 09:59:35 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 09:53:22 PM
kokakkkkkkkk


bajut kaajo na imong kokak Meow!!! urag ning kiay man ang tingog ana oi!

hahahahhahhha!
#1337
Quote from: jorgeanna on May 13, 2010, 02:01:10 PM
my view in this issue is that it shouldn't be banned for personal reasons. if this will happen to me, i would rather die immediately than burden my family with financial problems and heartaches. i have discussed this issue with my husband and we have the same point of view. in the case of cancer, stages 1 and 2, treatment will be sought but if its already in stages 3 and 4, never mind!



Amen Ann! i would do the same. At least naa na  diri sa Oregon. Mo adto lang ko  didto for the procedure kay sumala pa ni Miss Isles di lang daw ko mo adto sa Switzerland...
#1338
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2010, 01:15:45 PM

Pastilan! Kalami tagamtamon! Magsinaw jud ang imong simod! ;D






bwahahahhahahah!

sus nag damgo ko anang pagkaona gahapon pah!!! pero dili kadtong tinuod kay tawon baje pa baya tawon ko!

hwahahhahahaha!
#1339
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 09:46:17 PM
kokak! kokak! ;D

#1340
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2010, 02:26:13 PM
Bwahaha!

Ajaw lang tawon, kay usa ray SUPERMAN diri sa TB. I'm sure that in this regard you can read my mind, bwahaha! ;D


bwahahhahaha! sigi lang ato lang sad ibutang sa category si Nilo! hahahahhahha! ;D

#1341
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 13, 2010, 09:42:27 PM
baki nga nasagula'g neanderthal? ;D
#1342
Photos Unlimited / Re: super-cute animals here!
May 13, 2010, 09:38:14 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 13, 2010, 08:12:18 PM
Bwahaha! Thanks, Ms. Kerst, bahakhak ko diwe! Night At The Museum diay ni ron! ;D

Bwahahaha mag karaw karaw maong uZa ra?
#1343
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 09:35:52 PM
Quote from: AsPo on May 13, 2010, 09:31:10 PM
when I think of you,mamoot ko.

ot..aguy nawilikan jod ka.pero gibatolata pod sa usa,karon pako kalabay sa engkwentro.ako jod gisuroy ang tanang pilapil,sus nakit-an ra jod nako,

asa man nga eskina sila nag engkwentro Asp kay moadto pod ko? bwahahaha
#1344
Anonymous Diary Blog / Re: When I Think of You
May 13, 2010, 09:33:31 PM
Bwahahaha ang duha nagkatakdo napod ang katralala pes peps !
#1345
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 13, 2010, 12:14:54 AM
me dress nga kaluha? yes i cant wait! pero Tiya, ang temperature sa las vegas kay bugnaw!! singan! but very soon i will.
#1346
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 12, 2010, 05:57:37 PM
Pwede pun-an? MR. ME ME ME ME ME and ONLY ME and all the reasonable versions thereof! Bwahaha! ;D


bwahahhaahha!

i jsut love you Hubs!!! maajo kaajo ka mobasa sa akong mind!!!

kantahan tika ug CAN YOU READ MY MIND ha? hahahahhaha!
#1347
Facts and Trivia / Re: 4 Word Sentence
May 12, 2010, 11:59:33 PM
LasVegas internet really sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

>:(  >:(  >:(  >:(
#1348
Facts and Trivia / Re: LAST NAME GAME
May 12, 2010, 11:55:49 PM

LAST NAME GAME...Don't spoil it for others!



Have Fun!!

1. Last Name: ............ M
2.  A Boys name:........Miguel
3. A 4 Letter Word....   Mood
4. A Girls name :......... Mika
5. An occupation: ....... Maid
6. A color:…..................Magenta
7. Something you wear:..Mra and Manty only ;D
8. Beverage:...................Malibu rum/coke
9. A food.........................Mashed potato
10. A place..................  Michigan
11. Something you shout.....Matay Pah!!!!!
12. something you find in the bathroom...mat (bathroom mat)

#1349
Question and Answer / Re: Do you eat frog's legs?
May 12, 2010, 10:39:24 PM
Quote from: Vistabel on May 12, 2010, 08:14:09 PM
Di siguro ang pagkaon sa baki ang hinongdan nganong may climate changes. Siguro ang nakapa-init ug husto sa panahon ang petrol-gas nga naka halo sa atmosphere.

Kong naa may ihunong parang dili magpadayon ang kainit sa panahon kini mao ang pag mina sa petoleum dili ang pagkaon sa baki. Sayang sab ang baki madunot lang human mamatay mas maayo pang kan-on parang maka enhance sab ug dyutay sa economiya. 


very well said Vista. naa pay lain nga nag contribute sa warming kanang mga factories sa china.
#1350
Facts and Trivia / Re: Spot the FROG!
May 12, 2010, 02:25:47 PM
klaro kaajo! bisan pijongan!!! liwat jud sa MerikamPrag! hhahahaha!
#1351
taympa!!!balik ta sa TITLE beh!


naa man sad MR. ME ME ME ME ME and ONLY ME is the best.
#1352
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 12, 2010, 02:22:29 PM
district 9 man to akong gitan aw nga sine...
#1353
Quote from: TOPAC on May 12, 2010, 05:16:56 AM
dili man pwede nang kapit kapit nija ini, mdb. hehehe


thats nice Calz, basi sija ang tig sumpo anang mga hukos pukos sa gobyerno. I hope nga i sha madala sa tentasyon sa mga kurakot.
#1354
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 12, 2010, 04:07:28 AM
OT:

sorry guys my internet here in Vegas for 9.99 bucks a day really SUCKS!!!

dont know what to do! hapit na ko magka syndrome.

#1355
Quote from: tagaclarin on May 11, 2010, 11:52:18 PM


Question for Mike: If someone donates for this site, does the money go to you directly or somewhere?

I just want to be sure the credit goes to you directly and help you maintain this site.

Thanks to all the qualified voters who went out to cast their ballots.

Keep in touch.





ngano diay? naay mo donate? naa man paypal diri pangitaa lang. mo dritso ra na ni Mike. salaman sad daan. :D
#1356
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 12, 2010, 03:30:38 AM
mo adto mi sa LA Tiya sa 23 up to 26 then manghinaut maka paminsta ko sa TALIBON!
#1357
Cals mura jud ug ikaw naka daug!!!

mura sad naa mi KAPIT sa kapitolyo!

hahhahahahahhaha!
#1358
thats good! Congratulations to Guindulman!

#1359
so long Cajes! YES!!!

Congratulations to Conching Lim!!!
#1360
Hubs, naay article nalimot ko dis-a to basta naay link ang Neanderthal sa homo sapiens!!! kay kuno they are effing daw!!! aw shalan ba to oi! basta nakabasa ko bag-o pa jud!
#1361
Facts and Trivia / Re: Your Last Word Is Mine!
May 11, 2010, 10:20:58 AM
chicaron bulaklak akong kaonon  ugma! mo adto ko sa filipino restaurant pohon!  weeee im now in vegas baby!!!
#1362
nindot unta i sumpay pero gikapoy man ko oi! nia mi karon sa Silverthorne Co, pagkaanindot sa mountains!!! Im speechless. so matulog nalang usa ko.

Macky, its nice to hear from you. Kumusta naman ka Macks?
#1363
Quote from: islander on May 09, 2010, 10:51:40 AM
hehe, thanks for reminding lombog about today's occasion, chic.  wa man gud tingali na siya katilaw atong karaan nga milkmaid condensada.  

so far, so good.  no sapot here, hehe, otherwise naay anti-ants medicine ug chlorox on the ready.  can't suffer fools gladly (because i am one fool!) especially kun magpataka ug liko sa arguments kay nahutdan na.  alegre man hinoon, pero lamiang hapakon ug islander nga tsinelas.

pero, diay pakapin gamay ha?  hoy, lombog, kun naa gyod tuod ka sa saudi as claimed by one post here, ajaw kalimot nga nianha ka, inubanan sa nagkalainlain nimong rason, aron naay ikasuweldo imong asawa sa injong maid (kun di ka pa minjo, di ang imong mama dear).  unsolicited advice:  kumbabit dinha sa date palm trees.  you will appreciate their shade and their fruits. :D  




wahahhahhaa!

you made my night Miss Isles!

have a good one!
#1364
Youtube Replay / Re: Stop Dog Fighting
May 09, 2010, 10:40:19 AM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 08, 2010, 11:10:16 PM
Can the "humane" rules applied to boxing be somehow also applied to dogfights to assure "canine" rights? Moral philosophers and morality advocates should perhaps look into this.


I heard they are going to abolish BOXING at the OLYMPICS. I hope so too! Ang nakalahi man gud sa dogs kay they dont know how to surrender bisan sakit na kaajo, and there is no such as referee to stop them if the fight goes bad unlike sa human nga mo declare man nga di ma pwede ang referee.

Pero boxing should be abolish too.
#1365
Quote from: chicogon on May 09, 2010, 04:20:30 AM
Bwahahaha. Hala (Bausch &) Lombs, ayaw jud pag sukol2x aning mga "maids" kay malurong jud kag kalit (re: warning sign marked POISON). Usa pa, Mother's Day ra ba jud rong Domingoha. Hinoon e greet nimo ni sila ug "Happy Mother's Day" kay mga maayong mga inahan mani sila... usahay raman sapoton basta mabikil, bwahahaha!!!  ;D







kana so Lombog nakasabut ko nga wa na shay pagbati sa kahoy kay gawas nga naa sha sa desyerto basi prente na sha sa nagpaputol!

Chic, ug puro ta buotan diri sa Forum, mahitabo na sad nang issue'ha nga ma hanaw daw aso, sumala sa giingon ni Manay Tess.

Gawas pa sad mogara na sila ug magbinuotan ta diri tanan.

I dont care if i sold my soul to satan (being too bitchy)  to save those trees.

I may not live a hundred years but trees can and will, if someone would take good care of them.
#1366
Quote from: chicogon on May 08, 2010, 03:13:13 AM
Ajaw na mo pag-away og paglalis to the point of attacking each other kay di na pod maajo (unbecoming napod of decent human beings... I'm acting as your angel advocate this time, kay at one time I lost my cool, too, toward you know who, hehehe). Puros baya mo adunay mga point(s) depending kung unsang perspective. Usa pa, kung duna may krimen o sala nahimo against sa kahoy, dili man mo ang perpetrators ani, but some irresponsible people in Guildulman (Mayor & co). Mga chatters man lang mo nga nag diskusyon og nag timbang-timbang kung unsay sakto, sayop, maayo o dili maayo. Ayaw na lang pag tumo2x kay puros ra jud na tumo2x (speculative at best) kining atong tagna-tagna kung taga dis-a ning mga chatters deri... kay wa jud tay kasinatian kung asa gikan ning mga ideya nga mahipatik dinhi sa TB.

Sa tan-aw nako sa hulagway sa acasia nga geputol, morag dihay parte nga medyo rotten na, pero for the most part medyo "may pagka" healthy pa ang panagway sa maong kahoy. Usa pa, base sa ilang mga panulti deri, di man pod baya basta-basta makaputol og kahoy sa ato kay moagi paman sa opisina sa DENR, o unsa pa diha, usa mahatagan ug PERMIT ang lungsod nga moputol sa maong kahoy... hilabina nga kini karaan nga kahoy.

After inspection, mao man usab ang DESISYON sa maong inspectors (sayop ba sila o sakto depende ra gehapon na sa tawo nga nagtan-aw ani)... mao nga mihatag sila og "permit." After all they are the right department/agency APPOINTED or MANDATED by the government to make that decision. Gawas kung di na mo motoo sa gobyerno (that's another story hehehe). I'm not saying they are to be blamed... but they did have a "SAY" in the cutting of those trees, whether we like it or not. (It has nothing to do with one's psycho-logic or college diploma sad to say).  Sila bajay ni determine kung tinuod ba ang claim sa local government nga hazard na ang maong mga kahoy!!!

But before ko mopadayon, please kalmaha sa una ang inyong mga dughan nga NAG-ASO-ASO NA og NAG ULBO na (sama sa bulkang Mayon) nga nagbasa sa sinugdanan sa akong sugilanon (premise 'ika nga)  ;D. But please let me explain...

I beg to disagree with MDB nga dili ka pwede magputol ug kahoy nga 50 or 100 or more years old. In normal circumstance, yes you are right DILI JOD, at all cost. But not always... as in absolute terms.

Tinuod ang claim sa usa deri nga kung hazard na jud ang maong kahoy (after all efforts and studies are exhausted), then you have to consider the safety of people who come near that tree, especially if that particular tree is in a public place where people gather, pass or picnic. Sakto pod tong reasoning sa usa pod deri... di lalim kung kamoy mahugan og kahoy!!! Maajo gani kay Guindulman ra na. Kung deri pana sa akong nahimutangan, dako kaayo nang kinihaay (big lawsuit). And I'm not kidding... kay nahitabo na namo na deri sa akong place!!! Di lang daghang 300 years old oak trees ning naa namo deri, tag-iyahan pa mig public boat launch... which is a big lawsuit waiting to happen!!! And, again, I'm not kidding.

In short, dili tinuod nga di jud pwede mag putol og kahoy. Because we did the same thing here at our place, napugos mig putol ug usa ka 300 year-old Oak Tree ug usa ka 100 year-old nga Water Oak (see photo below). Ang 300-year old Oak Tree tungod kay rotten na sa ilawom ug naigo pog kilat. Buhi paman siya pero dangerous na kaayo ang mga dagkong sanga nga nagbitay... and so we have to cut it.

Ang water oak, on the other hand, was dying. Wala pa mamatay but it sure was dying, as determined by the arbor company nga amo ge hire. So napugos pod mig paputol ani. All because both trees are considered hazards in a public place like ours... which is a church and a public boat launch. Ultimately it was the decision also of our insurance company to cut those 2 trees... or else. Yes, mao nay giingong "OR ELSE," hagit kung wala nay mo insure sa among properties!!! Huh!!!

So, my take on this is... unsa kaha joy tinuod?

Masakiton ba ang maong kahoy sa Guindulman?

Like Islander or si Alycxs bato, did they have them checked by a tree doctor to determine kung pwede pa ba e save ang mga trees?

Or basin nagpataka rapog ingon nga masakiton si kahoy?

O basin gipadayonan na lag ingon nga masakiton kay naka decide na jud sila sa munisipyo nga ila jud ning ipaputol... without thinking of the consequence (gawas karon nga humana)... mao nga nag himo-himo na lang sila og rason nga hazardous daw?

After all, nakabuhi sad silag sulti nga "yes, we wanted to showcase our major improvement sa merkado..." which makes it suspicious sa ilang gehatag nga rason nga hazardous kuno.

Ambot unsay tubag ani. Like I said, we have various points... but not worth calling names or accusing on another!!!  ;)

                                *          *          *         *         *

Mao ni ang kahoy nga napugos mig paputol kay hazard na kaayo.... more than a hundred years old water oak. Dili pa rotten but
it was determined na patay na ni sya na kahoy



300 year-oal Oak Tree which was later cut kay naigo ug kilat and we found out rotten na siya sa ilawom.
Daghan napong mga dagkong sanga nga nahulog and one hit a car parking outside sa kural-kural




That's why big arbor companies exist... it goes to show nga pwede magputol ug trees when necessary. Para dagkong
kahoy ra pod ni sila... sanggot ray gamiton kung gamay ang kahoy


Chic, giapil man ang mga bata nga kahoy. Unsa may imong ikaingon ana aber? Gihimo nalang na nila nga excuse kay daghan naman ang reklamo.

Im still not buying your explanation my dear. They should have done something to protect it.

#1367
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Till Death Do Us Part
May 08, 2010, 10:27:33 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 08, 2010, 10:26:07 PM
Human na ang "one for the road" ani. Naghuwat na lang ni sila nga moabot ang lava flow...


Hubs, sa akog pangagpas nag kamulo pa ni, tagad naabtan sa lave flow kay hugot pas gigakot ni ilang gakos! ;D
#1368
MANGSI man tawag ana sa amoa! hahahah! lami kaajo na sugbaon dayun selindron while init pa! ;D
#1369
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Till Death Do Us Part
May 08, 2010, 10:23:31 PM
Quote from: hubag bohol on May 08, 2010, 10:18:32 PM
Bitaw no? Ilisdan na lang natog "From Here To Eternity"... ;D

mas ganahan ko ana Hubs!!! hahahahha!
#1370
Inspiration & Hope / Re: Till Death Do Us Part
May 08, 2010, 09:20:17 PM
naghawiranay jud na sila ug todo kay pwerte man jud ka TABIKONG! kay ang eruption baja kay maanod baja ta sa sulog. so kani silang duha nag sabut na jud ni sila sa ilang posisyon before mamatay.

..or wa kaha na mangayo ug BIKO si Inday? unja naabtan sa volcanic ashes??? ;D ;D
#1371
if someone preferred not to choose, its still his choice.
#1372
General Topic / Re: The World of Fantasy
May 08, 2010, 09:12:54 PM
pantasya jud makalilisang! ;D
#1373
Quote from: alycxs on May 08, 2010, 12:08:52 PM
heheheh !  bantay bitaw ha...kung maka  higayon mi sa akong mga ka berks, ako gyud ka i FB. hehehh!

next week, among ibilin among mga bana kay mag road trip ming 3 ka bisdak sa San Antonio...adto sa caves, then maligo sa river, then outlet mall dayun. mga mabaw ra gud ug kalipay. Sige mi ug plano ug taas2 nga road trip pero  lisod man gud ning tigul na kay unsaon nalang ang panimuyo. Masuko na ang mga bana.

Last time, ni adto mi sa Harlingen kay naa man mi friend sad nga naa farm didto. Sus, maayo namong sugba2 tawn ug nukos...wrestling pa sa nangka nga dako kay 8 gud pud mi nga pinay ga tabang. hehehe :-)


aguy Ging kanindot raba jud nang GIRLS DAY OUT! hahahaha! makalingaw!
#1374
Youtube Replay / Re: Stop Dog Fighting
May 08, 2010, 08:42:49 PM
dako kaajo na sila ug silot diri! maayo pa kanang nag mugna ana i-uban sa ACASIA sa Guindulman ug sugnod sa fireplace sa Mayor! gggrrr!!

nakakita ko video sa fight ana, pwerteng luoya ang mga iro! maayo pa unta sila nalay nagka pangag-pangag ug inaway dili lang ang mga iro!
#1375
Quote from: kalamay de bohol on May 08, 2010, 08:18:19 PM
hahaha...ang mga taw nga cge yawyaw sauna nga dili daw kasaligan ang mga surveys sa hnu kay binayran daw, karon perte ng panghambog...naunsa naman intawn mu people, pag sure mu oi...


Lex, mura man nag katapusang singgit sa amang! hahahha! peez Lex. ;D ;D
#1376
Quote from: Lombog on May 08, 2010, 02:03:44 PM
To Da BANGSI

Maayo pay maghukog ka sa punoan sa kamatis....

Mao mura gyud na gibati sa tawo nga na homesick.....

Looy laman siya....

Maayo pay diri ka sa guindulman kay dia pay daghang lagotmon ug lami kaon....

Looy laman siya na na podpod na ang iyang kamot sige ug paulipon sa mga bayaga.... Bisig maid/MASHASHA MAN tingali ka diha sa gawas.....




mao sad ni resulta sa mga tawo nga mamisita sa usa ka balay nga modiretso sa kusina manungkab!
#1377
Quote from: Lombog on May 08, 2010, 04:44:20 PM
MANAY laktoron pagkasulti kung ang imong anak gapuson ug paasohan OK laman ka....

DA BANSI klaroha kay MAID RABA GYUD KA DINHA sa germany.....



DOUBLE STANDARD nga pagkatawo! hahahhaha!
#1378
Quote from: chicogon on May 08, 2010, 12:11:40 PM
Hehehe... istorya ra akong nadungog from the teachers kay kami man tigsuroy nila sa bag-o pang abot; kami pod hungawanan sa ilang mga hinanakit like this one. Minaw ra god pod hehehe.  ;)


dawaton nalang  jud nila ang kamatooran Chic, kay ug wa pa sad si Lulu di jud sila maka ari. i petition raba na sila sa Eskwelahan, asa pa man sila mangita ana? di man habang buhay ang kaltas.

Kadtong akong mga tenant wa jud sila mo reklamo bisan na sa kaltas. maluoy baja ko adto nila pero karon nahimutang na oi!
#1379
I met Lulu before...;D, nahimamat ra sad nako na sha sa dihang naay naabut nga maestra and speech therapist gikan sa Pinas duha ka buok gusto mo rent ug room since i have one spare room sa ako apartment.

She was nice kay ija ipahimutang ang ija mga clients and yes she helped a lot, i mean a lot of teachers gikan sa atoa.

Dako sad sha ug cut sa sweldo oi!
#1380
LGU Philippines / Re: Countdown To May 10
May 08, 2010, 09:58:41 AM
Quote from: alycxs on May 08, 2010, 08:59:11 AM
NAgsugod naba ug panghatag ? Matud pa sa akong Facebook, daghan na kuno plain clothes police ga tambay ila Veloso, duol sa amo, kay kuno, ni uli man ang mga igsoon ni Veloso gikan sa US, sinako kuno ang kwarta, mao kuno ilang panghigdaan ang wawarts...

Wow ! lami isulay ana oi, kanang literal ba nga mohigda magbatog ug kwarta. Dili ba kaha na gahi ra kaayo ? Mahinanok kaha pud ko ?  ;D ;D basta puhon, bisan ug magpa sinsilyo ko ug tinag 1 centavo coin para lang ikabanig, mosulay jud ko ...hahahahah !


bitaw, back to business...nagsugod na ug kinamangay ?


sinakong kwarta gikan sa gawas? balig 5 ka CREDIT CARDS na nga gipuno im sure about that! ;D Ingnon ta lang like sa akong amo sa LA nga ang credit limit sa ija CC is 120,000.00 USD so ug lima payts na Ging! pero di man tanan tagaan ug Credit limit nga 120 grand sad...
#1381
Quote from: alycxs on May 08, 2010, 09:16:07 AM
Seafood may be delicious but boy do they smell awful...our dried fish doesn't smell too fabulous either. The market place is the hub of the town...those trees were providing a great service. Shade, for one, a natural coolant...which is pretty healthy, people die from high blood pressure complications from the heat, it also freshens the air as it gulps tons upon tons of carbon dioxide.

This may be of little significance to others but think of all the birds that nest  in that tree...the bigger the bird population, the more birds who will eat the worms off of the crops.

Also, big trees like acacia provide shelter for spiders like the wolf spider, like our local, tapay2. Even though I don't like spiders with a passion, they do eat a lot of awful insects...and provide food for the birds.

a tree is just bigger than emotional attachment, memories and shade, i'm sure if we really dig into it, we can find a few hundred other reasons why we should preserve them.



maajo nalang unta tong kahoya nga naay langgam malipay mag tapok tapok didto samtang ang mga tawo mag tapok tapok sa ubos sa landong nga naghuwat ug sakyanan.

Gi unsa jud pag hunahuna oi!
#1382
Quote from: hofelina on May 08, 2010, 03:24:18 AM
As Mike opened a thread about the acacia cuttings, I informed some friends and relatives in the USA, who knows the mayor very well. At first there was a great outcry but slowly the topic died like a ningas kogon. I insisted that we put our signatures and pay a page of a local newspaper ( I was willing to pay ), walay signatures, walay email ug laktod pagkasulti nahilom.

Dako ang akong pasalamat sa mga taga Tubag Bohol Forum members nga nagpakabana sa napotol nga karaang akasya.
I dont know how to confront her in my coming vacation. Salamat ninyong tanan.

Manay, your wish is my command! we will pursue this cause. Sa gikasabutan na, ato ning tiwason sa liwas election, pohon.
#1383
LGU Philippines / Re: Countdown To May 10
May 08, 2010, 08:40:00 AM
Quote from: arki on May 08, 2010, 08:38:56 AM
madaam, good news para nimo...chatto and montano statistical tie na sila 43% kay adunay -/+8% margin error sa pag survey sa Holy Name University poll survey...

hala ka! waaaaahahahahha!

aguy aguy Arks!!!
#1384
Quote from: www.tubagbohol.com on May 08, 2010, 08:32:25 AM
I have just obtained an info from the DENR. The truth is that what the mayor had told the DENR that they would prone the trees. Later the DENR was surprised upon inspection that the mayor had cut all the trees, young and old, for no reason at all. Later we know the mayor just wanted her new public market be seen by all. One acacia tree was spared from the heartless massacre because the mayor could no longer find a brave soul that she could hire to cut the trees. The one who cut the giant tree mysteriously died the day after he cut that century-old tree.

If you go to Guindulman, you'd find that no soul was happy with the heartless decision of the mayor.



Mike you are a true journalist! Kudos to you!

#1385
LGU Philippines / Re: Countdown To May 10
May 08, 2010, 08:32:08 AM
Quote from: precious77 on May 08, 2010, 07:05:35 AM
Some candidates go as high as 5000 per voter. Tsk tsk!


is it for real? did you check the money if its not fake? ;D
#1386
Quote from: rubenf24 on May 08, 2010, 06:40:15 AM
I still don't understand the reason why the mayor has to cut them down. She must have known the impact on the environment. It is beutiful to see a market place adorned with greens around it. It will appear like people are really buying fresh items on that place. The only reason  I can think of is " Attention ". She must have bored or not doing enough for the community and the trees got her attention instead. Poor trees and the community!


That sounds a very good analysis Ruben! i think you are right!!! ;D
#1387
LGU Philippines / Re: Countdown To May 10
May 08, 2010, 05:26:00 AM
Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on May 08, 2010, 02:36:14 AM
Dili hundred! kondi 2.50 bucks rah!


singan!!! di kapalit ug tinuhog nga saging!!! imong mapalit ana ang para TUHOG ra!!! :D
#1388
Technology / Re: Sample of an Email Scam
May 08, 2010, 05:21:15 AM
Quote from: lolongmendez on May 08, 2010, 12:37:14 AM
naka experience pod ko ug similar nga email, but I ask him ug binisaya pero wala maka tubag, so siguro na ko nga dili tinuod



Long, gikan ni Leo Udtohan kunohay? sus kaduha jud ko gipadalhan Long!!!
#1389
General Topic / Re: The New Statue of Liberty
May 08, 2010, 12:16:07 AM
Quote from: statesville on May 08, 2010, 12:10:11 AM
Hahahaha, MDB basin  mao na ang mailis mutya ka Baleleng!


bwahahhahaha! (buto ko diri katawa!) hahahhaha!
#1390
i hope dili nila usikan ilang datung! kay pila raman na makuha nila after taxes and everything.

Anyway naa diri duol sa amoang barrio, naka daug ug lotto na milyonaryo pero karon BROKE na sad.

shalan ug gi unsa nang kwarta???

naa sad mi client nga nakadaug daw ni sila ug sweepstakes sa 60's diri sa Mt Pleasant, (i dont know unsa ka daghan sa daug kay karaan naman) ilang gi negosyo, karon Milyonaryo lang  gihapon  mga tigulang na sila and super milyonaryo pa jud.

#1391
Technology / Re: Sample of an Email Scam
May 08, 2010, 12:08:18 AM
maajo gani na kay wa ta kaila ana ni Jeff! kadto jud akoa kay si Leo Udtohan nga tua sa London magpa wire ug kwarta! pastilan jud! hahahha!

Bantay jud mo!
#1392
Introduce Yourself / Re: Mag-ila-ila lagi ta
May 08, 2010, 12:06:34 AM
WElcome to TB Liezlann, enjoy!
#1393
Quote from: kan-ogong on May 07, 2010, 11:43:22 PM
baratoha pod na oi?di man pod ta kapalit usa kilo nga bolinaw ana.


tag pila naman diay ang bolinaw karon Gong?

plus luy-a pah? di na jud kapalit nang 100 diay tuod! hahahha!
#1394
Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 07, 2010, 11:48:46 PM
Seguro naman ang nahitabo sa Guindulman mag-hatag nato og leksyon nga angay gyud ta magbantay sa atong palibot, og dili na nato tugutan nga mahitabo pa kine og usab...



Amen Wolf!
#1395
Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on May 07, 2010, 11:45:19 PM
sa amoa sa balilihan, wala jud na pamutla ang mga dagkong acacia sa plaze bisan pa ug nangatumba na ang uban ug delikado sa katawhan. hapit jud gani to tumbahi ang balay nga among giabangan sa una pagtumba sa usa.


kay ang mga tawo sa Balilihan nag pakabana.

i BRACE raman nang kahoy ug  puthaw kon ugali nag daut! kay ug matumba naa ray maka sapnay!
#1396
Quote from: wolfpack823 on May 07, 2010, 11:41:29 PM
Of course, no matter what walay excuse...


I am amused with the qoute in  your profile Wolf :

"IF YOU CALL ONE WOLF, YOU INVITE THE PACK"

mao na nahitabo nato diri karon! ;D

#1397



               but still her excuse is IRRELEVANT!!!
#1398


Lombog, iga-id kaha tika anang kahoy dayun paasohan?

ug wa ka maluoy anang mga kahoy nga gipangputol sa Guindulman, asa man imong konsiyensya???

makasabut ra sad ko nganong kana rang PULONGA imong nakita kay diha sa imong lugar ginadili man na sa inyo ug asa na dapit sa mid east na inyu.

wa sad kahoy diha mao nga wa ka mobati sa among gibati!!!

#1399
Quote from: Lombog on May 07, 2010, 10:05:26 PM
hadlok ba siin ning atong kauban nga mga blogger kay nag litaniya naman ug f***** (INIYOTAY) nga mga poLong....

Unsa kahay lami ana....


To LOMBOG:
YOU ARE ONE IGNORANT TOO!!!!

from: da BInsi
#1400
Quote from: kaayohan on May 07, 2010, 07:35:11 PM
Will see the judgment result of ALL GUINDULMANONS on May 10, 2010.....

Maklaro man gyud kung kinsa ang mga bakakon nga mga tawo.....

Huhuhuhuhuh.......






wa man ta mag hisgut ug bakakon diri, ang atong gihisgutan ang pagka IGNORANTE  sa mga OPISYALES sa Guindulman, apil na sad ka!