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Sa sulod sa jeep, naay Nursing student nga nag sige ug kulitog sa iyang ilong.

Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Day, unsay gikuha nimo?
Estudyante: Nursing.
Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Aw! Abi nakog kugmo.

To my one and only langa... our theme song

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Quote from: Lorenzo on November 20, 2012, 02:49:20 PM
That's good to hear, Anna!

am not doing it because of my husband or my kids or my family but am not doing it because i want to respect myself .... if u cannot respect yourself then dont expect people will respect you!

saw the wedding pics sa FB ni Manay og ni Raquel. hope they post it here

another debate, another publicity for politicians hahay. one thing nga makalagot sa atong nasud kay mas daghan ang magpaka-arong-ingon kaysa mu-tackle dayon sa issue

gilood ko nagtan-aw ... dli nako ma-imagine sleeping with my grandpa lol!

nice

Husband: Hon, di ko kauli ron kay gabii na kaayo, kuyog ming pare juan dulag badminton.

Wife: ok ra hon. Au2x mo diha.

Man: unsa naman say pasangil niya?

Wife: kuyog kuno mo.

Donya: kay bag-u pa man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayud ka nga ang pamahaw dri alas sais impunto!
JELYN: way blema nyora...kung 2log pako anang orasa, una nalang mu ug kaun!

Anak: Tay, ilan "r" ng correspondent?? isa o dalawa???

Tatay: Tatluhin mo na para sure!!!

SIR: Inday, si Sir mo ito..bangga kotse ko and i needd cash!
INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka anoh!
SIR: Gaga! si Sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: Gago! si Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!

Mare: Di yata nagustuhan ni Pare ang birthday gift mo ah
Mrs: Oo nga,7 months na di rin ginagamit
Mare: Bakit? Ano ba ang regalo mo sa kanya?
Mrs: MEMORIAL PLAN

Quote from: islander on December 21, 2012, 01:39:21 PM
Merry Christmas, Jorgeanna!

for me, christmas is postponed to January 12th lol!

aside from good health, safety and good life, is to make my girls happy by buying them Ipad2 for christmas

christmas is gathering of family and presents ......... the religious aspect of christmas is now gone because it has now become a business

Quote from: fdaray on December 17, 2012, 08:10:51 PM
Makabagdok kaha ang 76 anyos? Huna-huna ray nag-ayo niya.

bwahahaha basig diay pud

i hate cyber bullies!

makalibog kung unsay nakapalamoot sa question ... makasapot ra pud!

YES .... without money, problems arise. If you have problems, then arguments start. After the argument, then basig end of the world na ....

karon pa ko naka-appreciate­ sa mga bu**** sa atoa kaysa mga bu**** sa america tsk tsk tsk!

Mama: nak,wa ka mauwaw nagtan-aw? ako nanlimpyo nya ikaw
nag-duwa ra?
Anak: unya asa may uwaw tan-awn ma,akoy manlimpyo unja ikaw
ang nagduwa?

gabi-e nag damgo ko..inom daw ko daghang beer.. . .
daghang BEER..

Daghang kaung BEER..

Pagmata naku. . wa na!!
wa na!!!

wa nay sulod ang among arinula..

facebook is no longer fun

i am thankful for everything... even my misfortunes since I got lessons out from it

Babae: ka gwap0 sa pari, unsa man ak0ng buhat0n para mapansin sa pari?
Ah ak0ng ibutang ning panty nak0 sa lamesa..

Pari: kinsa ning pante diri sa lamesa?

Babae: ak0 padre!

Pari: naay tae gamay..

BF: Darling dako kaayo ko'g problema.
GF: Love, ayaw pag-ingon nga imong problema. ATOA kanang problema kay naghinigugmaay kita. Unsay problema NATO?
BF: nabuntis NATO si inday ug KITA ANG AMAHAN!

A playboy died. During his funeral mass:

Priest: He's an honest guy, a good man, a family man!
Wife (whispers to her son): Anak, silipin mo nga ang kabaong. Baka hindi mo tatay ang nan dyan.

Teacher: if u give P10 to ur friends,but they only need P5,how much will they return to u?
Student: Nothing ma'am!
Teacher: u don't know MATHEMATICS?
Student: u don't know my FRIENDS,ma'am! basta friends gani,IMPAS na ang sukli....

changing religion is not the reason why he lost ... basig tiguwang na cya, basig kuwang sa practice, basig dha cyay gibati .... i dont believe in religion and luck as the reason for your success. it is always hard work!

ang napildi, katong dagku og pusta!

Dont vote for epals oi.. pasalamat sila kay dli nako registered voter hahaha

lesson learned para sa mga media practioners

dli man cya robot so dapat retire na cya

bad boys make good lovers as they say

kung gutom gyud, they will do anything for survival

dugaya man ang January oi

Mama: nak,wa ka mauwaw nagtan-aw? ako nanlimpyo nya ikaw
nag-duwa ra?
Anak: unya asa may uwaw tan-awn ma,akoy manlimpyo unja ikaw
ang nagduwa?

Inahan: daghana ug dung-ag,apila ang iring ug iro
Anak: ok Nay
(pagkataudtaud)
Inahan: Inatay! nganong dunay iring sa nilung-ag?
Anak: Apil gani unta ang iro di na man masud

TEACHER : Okay class, our lesson for today is sex education. What is Sexuality ?

PEDRO : Ako mam! Ako mam!

TEACHER : Okay, Pedro, What is Sexuality?

PEDRO : Sexuality is our lesson for today….

gwapo ngtxt: labs, paload nman P100.

bakla: ok!
(ngmmadling mghanap ng loading area)

bakla: narceive mo na labs?

gwapo: HU U?

DAY 1: City Tour and Panglao
make sure you visit Bohol Museum (located sa capitol, atbang sa plaza) and then adto mag-feed the birds sa plaza and then diretso na sa Cathedral. Before adto sa Panglao, hapit sa Garden Cafe for snacks... unya diretso na sa Hinagdanan Cave sa Dauis unya Panglao na dayon para wait sa sunset unya adto napud magdinner by the beach

DAY 2: Countryside Tour
1. Blood Compact sa bool
2. Baclayon Church and Museum
3. Clarin Ancestral House sa Loay
4. visit Tarsier sa Loboc
5. Lunch sa Floating Restaurant sa Loboc
6. man-Made Forest sa bilar
7. Chocolate Hills sa Carmen
unya inig pa-uli na, hapit mo ani:
8. Butterfly Sanctuary
9. Hanging Bridge
10. Python

Day 3: Island Hopping and Dolphine watching
make sure mata mo og sayo kay 5am kasagaran ang trip kay sayo sa buntag magpakita ang mga dolphins and hopefully, whales
unya mag-island hopping na dayon: balicasag, virgin island, puntod island.. pwede pud mag-snorkling sa mga islands

MOMMY DIONISIA: Maestro ka ba?
WAITER: Hindi po mam, hindi ako nakapagtapos eh.
MOMMY D: Uki lang yan, pero maestro ka nga?
WAITER: Hindi nga po ako mam...
MOMMY D (nagalit na): Humaygad! Anu ka ba! Hende mo pa ako sinasagot kung maestro ka ba?! Panu ko maiinum tong coke kung wala akong estro?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. :]

so sad salamat nalang pud kay dli ra kaayo affected sa tagbilaran

Quote from: islander on November 28, 2012, 04:10:17 PM
it's true.  kim jong un is sexy.  kun ang type nimo siopao.

bwahahahaha

very interesting piece of news

basta wala ming skul ang mga anak nako karon kay signal no. 3 daw..

Quote from: islander on December 03, 2012, 10:09:45 PM
wa man lagiy mga turista sa atong dapit nga dungog nga wakwakon.

bwahahaha tinood gyud. labong pang daghan wakwak sa atoa, ajo pa gam-on og tourist attraction!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on December 03, 2012, 01:06:31 PM

<3 <3 <3

YESSSS super in-love kaayo ko aning movie ))

tinood kaha gyud ni? or gimik for tourism purposes?

maka-remember man ko sa elementary pa mi nga excited mi basta advent season kay weekly mi maglight sa candle

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 03, 2012, 06:58:38 AM
Anna, at work, the nurses usually bring pinoy food during lunch break. I befriended the pinay nurses and eventually started to eat with them ! So, one time they asked me to cook and bring food to work. I acquiesced. I made Cebuano-style Humba and Sinigang Isda. O man! Gi higop higop ang sabaw sa mga nurses. A physical therapist, named Rachelle, said to me, 'Sus naman Doc Lorenzo! Sarap na sarap ang sinigang mo!' hahaha! Now at work they always ask when I'm going to cook again.

I'll make something for them again sometime this week. In honesty pod baya, they cook really good. They make really good pancit bihon, adobong manok, kare kare, fried rice etc.

I love these nurses at work. It's never a boring moment with them.

a way to a man's heart is through his stomch

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 03, 2012, 06:38:16 AM
I'll take pictures for you, Anna. I'm serving it tonight with a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon. Do you want the recipe?

Bran, misag unsa pa kasayon ang recipe, kung wala kay skill sa pagluto, it wont taste the same like my husband said, basta sapoton daw cya nga nagluto, walay lami ang food kay u need to cook with your heart

nice work liwat2x gyud sila nga mga artists

tinood man gyud ni nga mao man atong ma-sulti dayon nga asa na kaha si ma'am. sure ko patay na hahahaha

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 03, 2012, 06:31:42 AM
Nag luto ko karon. Making Italian Sausages.

I wish I can cook

Thelma: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Thelma: Ginawa naming banig!

Titser nagsermon sa mga estudyante.
Titser: sa kami pa ang estudyante sa una class,dali ra kaayo mi makasabot.Pero kamo karon ambot lang.Daghang bulok.Unsaon man tawn mo ui?
Estudyante: Basin bright injong maestra sa una mam.Dili parehas karon

Doctor: Ano ba ang trabaho mo iha?
Girl: Substitute po Doc
Doctor: Di kaya prostitute?
Girl: Mommy ko ang prostitute,kund hindi siya pwede ako ang pumalit

TEACHER: Magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo,sasabihin nyo.
Wow si Dodong Police na
Wow si Inday Teacher na
Wow si Tomas Doctor na

JUAN: Wow si Ma'am!
PATAY NA!

TEACHER: Umupo ka wag kang sasali!

Death: take my hand

Person: NO! I know if I touch you i'll die

Death: wow! Talino mo naman. apir nga!

Person: sus ako pa! Apir

PATAY!!

Pity the man who inherits a million and isn't a millionaire.Here's what would be pitiful,if your income grew and you didn't.

"Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity presented to them. They have developed the opportunity that was at hand." -- Bruce Barton

basta OFW gani, dato TOINK! wala sila nabuang!

Moon River

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i took my grandpa for granted and i realized after he died that I am such a horrible person ... but i learned a lot from it. from now on, if I am thankful to someone, i say it right away

NO i dont because I know I am much more happier than when I was with them

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 02, 2012, 07:49:30 AM
Do you still talk to him, Anna?

yes we are good friends now but it took us years. We broke up in 1994 and we started talking again in 2008 pa gyud ....

yes because I found out we were related to each other ... misag distant relative but the thought that mu-amen mi og the same uncles and aunts is something that I cannot accept

It is not hard to learn more. What is hard is to unlearn when you discover yourself wrong. ~Martin H. Fischer

Be confident. Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be something we aren't. Everybody has their own strengths and weaknesses, and it is only when you accept everything you are - and aren't - that you will truly succeed.

sunday is a time for part-time jobs yeheyyyyyyyyyyy

Quote from: Lorenzo on December 02, 2012, 07:22:13 AM
ayaw pod, Anna. di diay ka ma sakitan?

that's the point why i pinch myself.. to distract me

yes Tibet is on top of my list

Quote from: BolBuhol on December 01, 2012, 05:38:11 PM
ijahang organ?

yes ijahang organ .....


kani ba

yes now i know and i should make sure i remember it

i pinch myself

meeting para sa surprise bday party sa among amerikano nga kauban...

Quote from: Chongki on December 01, 2012, 04:56:18 PM
play the organ

ma-ajo na nga buhat hahaha

my student asked about this, but i forgot the meaning kay i only remembered the english translation

My aunt told me not to include my grandpa basta magpamisa ko para sa mga patay so i guess there is no heaven for the muslims

yes i think so kay it happened sa friend nako

buyag tawn ... mao na expression nako

naa bayay times nga jamoy lingaw ta mao unsay buhaton nmo para malingaw ka?

palamoota man ni hahahaha

ang akong pani-udto kay CHISMIS mao nga sakit tiyan nako kay nagutman ko

maybe only for the "special ones"

Quote from: islander on December 01, 2012, 01:06:30 PM
from secret agent, islander is now a supreme court here at tb!  i'm enjoying this, mr webmaster.  (plus, there's the assurance at least that our senator is not tito sotto.)

u really know how to make me laugh hahahaha

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http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDI2OTk4ODI0.html

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so sad pud ni ... as a mother of 2 girls, nalooy ko sa inahan nga naglagot ko.. aw makalibog!

Quote from: Lollapalooza on November 30, 2012, 09:09:50 AM
Lord, thank you for adding a year to my life today.. I'm so thankful for still giving me a chance to live, laugh, cry and gain more friends... bana na lang akong gipaabot (aw bf sa diay bago bana) hahahahha

happy birthday

Quote from: bugsay on November 30, 2012, 09:07:52 AM
lami di i-trabaho aning tugnaw...

tinood gyud basta dli lang mag-uwan. pait kaayo diri kay 5 days straight walay undang uwan and until sunday pa daw ni

Quote from: Lorenzo on November 30, 2012, 07:20:33 AM
Okay. I see. Are you eating a lot of acidic food, Anna? Any foods that have low pH can trigger an acidotic state in the stomach. If you notice that you eat / drink a lot of acidic food , that can actually precipitate an ulcer. So try to lower the intake of acidic food.

Don't over-use the tums, Anna. That is calcium carbonate  and too much of that can cause hypercalcemia (too much calcium in the blood) and cause rebound increase in acidity. Pa bantay kai intoxication can cause hypokalemia (very low potassium in the blood).

Feel better, my dear.

Thanks sa advice Doc. addictive ang Tums oi. my american friend and co-worker gave one bottle of tums and ganahan kaayo ko. yes I do like something sour and naa koy history of ulcer daan tungod sa abuse of adifax during my college days. kani lagi gusto ko ma-sexy mao diet pills ang tirada so ang result is naay holes akong intestines. although cured na daw pero sometimes, musakit

makalibog man ni oi. kung maniwang ka, daghan mu-ingon tungod kay nagkaproblema; kung manambok ka, daghan mu-ingon wala nay nagmahal mao napasagdan sa kusina... asa man ta ani dapita ibutang?!

movies like this can justify my reasons why china ra gyud ko kutob and no ambition to go elsewhere kay ajo diri kay 2x a year ko pwede maka-uli

me too Bran. I remembered my bff who passed away. so sad gyud. i was so excited with her promise nga magkita mi finally after being apart for 5 years (NZ cya naka-base unya naa ko diri) on 2010 but only to find out, ashes nalang niya ang nakita nako