Author Topic: Istoryang Kataw-anan (Read 13929 times)

jorgeanna · « **on:** November 08, 2012, 06:24:53 PM »

NURSE: Pila imo anak nang?
PASYENTE: 15 kabook
NURSE: Sus! Ginoo, wa ka ng gamit
PILLS, CONDOM, IUD, W/DRAWAL?
PASYENTE: Krus my heart day, O T I N ra jud!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:25:25 PM »

BABAE: ka gwapo sa pari, unsa man akong buhaton para mapansin sa pari? Ahhh, akong ibutang ning panty naku sa lamesa.
PARI: kinsa nang pante diri sa lamesa?
BABAE: ako padre
PARI: naay tae gamay.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:26:27 PM »

JUAN: do, kalibangon mn ko. pro wa man koy ilu
PEDRO: aw, naa pmn ky P20 dha mao na lng nay iilu
JUAN: usika uy pro cge nalng
( aftr kalibang Juan nibalik pro ngka-tae ang kamut)
PEDRO: uy ngano ngka-tae mna imo kamut?
JUAN: ikw kunoy ilu ug 20 ka tag mamiso di ba magkabulingit imo kamutâ€¦

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:27:41 PM »

*THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK*
Bahala ug way kaugmaon
Basta maugmaanâ€¦
Kay unsaon man nimo ang
kaugmaon kun di ka na
maugmaan?
Oâ€™Ha?Ha?Ha?!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:35:20 PM »

Gorio: Teban, tagnaa ang akong maayong kinaiya nga nagsugod sa letter â€œAâ€.

Teban: Aprotsabol?

Gorio: Dili.

Teban: Abilabol?

Gorio: Dili gihapon.

Teban: Unsa man diay?

Gorio: Anest!!!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:36:11 PM »

Sa karinderyaâ€¦

Waitress: Unsa imong order nong?

Pedro: Tagai daw ko day og kape.

Waitress: Pyor coffee?

Pedro: Butangi pod og tubig day oy! Abug-abug man sad atong baba anang pyor!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:36:53 PM »

TITSER: Pedro, 1 + 3?

PEDRO: 4, Mam!

TITSER: Very good! â€¦ Kaw Juan, 3 + 1?

JUAN: Mao na! Mao na! Kon lisod na gani, ako dayon ang pangutan-on! Pabor-pabor! Abseni na lang ko oy!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2012, 06:37:56 PM »

Titser: kinsa nakaila kay Dr, Jose Rizal Dinhi?..ikaw Pedro?
Pedro: Wa ko kaila ana mam?
Titser: Ikaw Jose?
Jose: Wa jud ko kaila ana mam...
Titser: Ikaw Kaloy?
Kaloy: otro pud ko mam na wa jud kaila niya..
Titser: Unsa wa ju'y nakaila kay Dr, Kose Rizal sa inyoha?
Pedro: Basig sa pikas seksyon na sya mam.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2012, 10:36:15 PM »

Inahan: daghana ug dung-ag,apila ang iring ug iro
Anak: ok Nay
(pagkataudtaud)
Inahan: Inatay! nganong dunay iring sa nilung-ag?
Anak: Apil gani unta ang iro di na man masud

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2012, 10:56:26 PM »

Tatay: Naga laing jod hang akon na tiyan anak.
Anak : Unsa gid hang imon ginag kaom tay?
Tatay: Kamoteng kahoy nak.
Anak : Si Tatay pod mora man ka sang bata tay, kom manogkaon ka sang kahoy, kahoy lang, kon manogkaon ka sang kamote, kamote lang ayao mo gid e halo halo hang kamote kag kahoy.

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ronzz_eco · « **Reply #10 on:** November 09, 2012, 12:08:44 AM »

MANGHAROS

Anak: Pa, mangharos ko karon sa among klase..

Papa: Very good! Bright gyud ning bataa. Unsa man nga subject anak?

Anak: Kuan, Pa.. Cooking. Ako ang mangharos sa kamunggay..

â€”â€”â€”-

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statesville · « **Reply #11 on:** November 09, 2012, 04:13:49 AM »

..

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2012, 10:07:46 PM »

MANGHAROS

Anak: Pa, mangharos ko karon sa among klase..

Papa: Very good! Bright gyud ning bataa. Unsa man nga subject anak?

Anak: Kuan, Pa.. Cooking. Ako ang mangharos sa kamunggay..

â€”â€”â€”-

aw mao nay klaro nga nangharos

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islander · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2012, 10:50:03 PM »

Buta nisakay ug taxi

Driver: Kahibalo ka sa direction nga buta ka man?

Buta: Ayawg kabalaka katoltol ko. Nakahibalo ko nga naa na ta sa Guadalupe kay naninimaho nang mangga.

Driver: Sakto ka. Katoltol gyud diay ka.

Buta: Karon naa na ta sa may simbahan kay nanimaho nang kandila.

Driver: Sakto gihapon ka.

(Paglabay nila sa tindahan ug bulad.)
Buta: Good evening! ladies.

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islander · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2012, 10:52:18 PM »

Ungo #1: Mare, nganong napangag ka man?

Ungo #2: Unsaon mare nga nangabat man gud ko gabii.

Ungo #1: Pero nganong napangag ka man?

Ungo #2: Ang liog nga akong napaak sa estatuwa man gud ni Bonifacio.

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islander · « **Reply #15 on:** November 10, 2012, 10:54:29 PM »

Teban: Paita bay uy. Wa na koy trabaho. Gitangtang ko sa akong boss kay nakatog ko .

Pedro: A grabe! Gitangtang ka tungod lang kay nakatog ka?

Teban: Dog hinoon nako iyang asawa.

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islander · « **Reply #16 on:** November 10, 2012, 10:56:55 PM »

Maestra: Class, our lesson for today is Tagalog. Juan, use "ng" in a sentence. Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.

Juan: Maayong gabii, Nang.

***

Maestra: Jose, Use Canadian in a sentence.

Jose: Magluto Canadian.

***

Maestra: Miguel, where is Egypt?

Miguel: Egypt is parked across the street.

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vhinz08 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 11, 2012, 06:49:46 AM »

MaÃ¡m Isles: Nganong gitabunan man nimo nang imong nawong nahinumdom man ko sa mga hukman sa mga berdogo...

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #18 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:44:26 AM »

Leader: Pare,balita ko bading ka daw,totoo ba?
Juan: Pare mga chismax lang yun,galing sa mga chuvanes na walang magawa sa mga cherilyn nila...chra nila! hmpf!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #19 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:45:34 AM »

Husband: When i get mad at you,you never fight back.how do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl!
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #20 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:46:45 AM »

Host: What was the very first gift that you gave to your gf?
Male Contestant: uhmmm..taptoy
Host: What? taptoy?
Male Contestant: taptoy na teddy beard bah...

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #21 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:47:26 AM »

â€œLAWYER:Who stabbed you?
CLIENT: Pwede ba nimo i translet sa Bisaya sir?
JUDGE:Translate the question.
INTERPRETER: Kinsa kuno si Tabyo?!â€

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #22 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:48:32 AM »

In the middle of a discussion in a major class..
Teacher: okay,any questions class?
Student: asa ka karong sinulog ma'am?

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #23 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:49:06 AM »

Juan: luoy kaayo imo lola
Pedro: Kay ngano man?
Juan: ngkadungan mi ug simba ganina,cge lang ug ubo2x gitan-aw baya sya sa mga tawo
Pedro: ay! gapa pansin lang to ui!
Juan: kay?
Pedro: naka skinny jeans baya to..

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #24 on:** November 11, 2012, 11:49:47 AM »

Sterwardess: Sir,chewing gum po pra di
sumakit ang tenga nyo during d flight.
Psahero: Tenk u! (aftr 1 hr);
Psahero: Ms,pano ba tanggalin tong chewing gum sa tenga ko?

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ronzz_eco · « **Reply #25 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:41:11 AM »

Sterwardess: Sir,chewing gum po pra di
sumakit ang tenga nyo during d flight.
Psahero: Tenk u! (aftr 1 hr);
Psahero: Ms,pano ba tanggalin tong chewing gum sa tenga ko?

haha ka brght sa..taw sa dunggan gibutang:)

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islander · « **Reply #26 on:** November 20, 2012, 12:53:54 AM »

MaÃ¡m Isles: Nganong gitabunan man nimo nang imong nawong nahinumdom man ko sa mga hukman sa mga berdogo...

sorry, vhinz. now pa ko nakabasa ani. ang tabon is in keeping with tb's protest against the proposed (and now temporarily shelved) cybercrime law. kun berdugo pa lang unta, the better unta, iyawat naay senador mahadlok. pero iring man lang ko...

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #27 on:** December 03, 2012, 06:32:30 AM »

Titser nagsermon sa mga estudyante.
Titser: sa kami pa ang estudyante sa una class,dali ra kaayo mi makasabot.Pero kamo karon ambot lang.Daghang bulok.Unsaon man tawn mo ui?
Estudyante: Basin bright injong maestra sa una mam.Dili parehas karon

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Chongki · « **Reply #28 on:** December 03, 2012, 07:20:20 AM »

bwahahaaha

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:04:19 PM »

gwapo ngtxt: labs, paload nman P100.

bakla: ok!
(ngmmadling mghanap ng loading area)

bakla: narceive mo na labs?

gwapo: HU U?

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #30 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:05:12 PM »

TEACHER : Okay class, our lesson for today is sex education. What is Sexuality ?

PEDRO : Ako mam! Ako mam!

TEACHER : Okay, Pedro, What is Sexuality?

PEDRO : Sexuality is our lesson for todayâ€¦.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #31 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:06:40 PM »

Inahan: daghana ug dung-ag,apila ang iring ug iro
Anak: ok Nay
(pagkataudtaud)
Inahan: Inatay! nganong dunay iring sa nilung-ag?
Anak: Apil gani unta ang iro di na man masud

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #32 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:08:21 PM »

Mama: nak,wa ka mauwaw nagtan-aw? ako nanlimpyo nya ikaw
nag-duwa ra?
Anak: unya asa may uwaw tan-awn ma,akoy manlimpyo unja ikaw
ang nagduwa?

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ronzz_eco · « **Reply #33 on:** December 26, 2012, 03:02:23 AM »

Mama: nak,wa ka mauwaw nagtan-aw? ako nanlimpyo nya ikaw
nag-duwa ra?
Anak: unya asa may uwaw tan-awn ma,akoy manlimpyo unja ikaw
ang nagduwa?

,,kabright manupo sa anaK...p)

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Pikoy · « **Reply #34 on:** December 26, 2012, 01:37:07 PM »

he, he

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fdaray · « **Reply #35 on:** December 28, 2012, 12:41:27 PM »

Bana: Gihungitan man lagi ko nimo Lav, mura man tag bata ani.
Asawa: Mura bitaw kag bata, Lav.
Bana: Ngaaaano man be?
Asawa: Kay motutoy man ka magabii.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #36 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:37:49 PM »

Mare: Di yata nagustuhan ni Pare ang birthday gift mo ah
Mrs: Oo nga,7 months na di rin ginagamit
Mare: Bakit? Ano ba ang regalo mo sa kanya?
Mrs: MEMORIAL PLAN

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #37 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:38:37 PM »

SIR: Inday, si Sir mo ito..bangga kotse ko and i needd cash!
INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka anoh!
SIR: Gaga! si Sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: Gago! si Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #38 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:39:36 PM »

Anak: Tay, ilan "r" ng correspondent?? isa o dalawa???

Tatay: Tatluhin mo na para sure!!!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #39 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:41:23 PM »

Donya: kay bag-u pa man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayud ka nga ang pamahaw dri alas sais impunto!
JELYN: way blema nyora...kung 2log pako anang orasa, una nalang mu ug kaun!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #40 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:41:47 PM »

Husband: Hon, di ko kauli ron kay gabii na kaayo, kuyog ming pare juan dulag badminton.

Wife: ok ra hon. Au2x mo diha.

Man: unsa naman say pasangil niya?

Wife: kuyog kuno mo.

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #41 on:** December 28, 2012, 04:33:09 PM »

Wife: ok ra hon. Au2x mo diha.

mga iro gid ni sila au au. tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

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islander · « **Reply #42 on:** December 29, 2012, 07:58:07 PM »

mga iro gid ni sila au au. tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

pa-vaccinate usa ug anti-rabies, bolbs. pakapini ug anti-distemper ug anti-farvo.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #43 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:30:34 PM »

Sa sulod sa jeep, naay Nursing student nga nag sige ug kulitog sa iyang ilong.

Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Day, unsay gikuha nimo?
Estudyante: Nursing.
Hilabtanon na tiguwang: Aw! Abi nakog kugmo.

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #44 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:31:02 PM »

Doc: Iha, mukhang pumapayat ka at hinang hina pa.

Sinunod mo ba advice ko na 3 meals a day?

Girl: Diyos ko! 3 meals a day ba? Akala ko 3 males a day eh!!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #45 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:31:24 PM »

AyoooOO! Asa imOng MAMA dong?

PEDRO: kay Ngano man te?

Bahin sa Utang

PEDRO: Nilakaw raba si MAMA gahapon pa

Aw, Mo bayad unta ko sa akong Utang

PEDRO: Pero Naabot na siya ganiha pa

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #46 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:31:42 PM »

AMAHAN: Oh nak, nganOng ga hilak ka man?

ANAK: kanang wala man gud ko gihatagan og KAPE sa akong amigo sa " HAYA" sa iyang Papa

AMAHAN: Ay pasagda-e rato nak KAPE sa bitaw na.

ANAK: Mubalos ta Pa, Og MAMATAY sad ka Pa dili sad na naku siya Hatagan og KAPE. Promise gyud na pa! Promise!

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #47 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:32:11 PM »

In a classy bar:
GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married

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jorgeanna · « **Reply #48 on:** January 06, 2013, 03:32:29 PM »

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, gidala among lima ka anak
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana! Bagag nawong!

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ronzz_eco · « **Reply #49 on:** January 18, 2013, 09:04:08 PM »

Mrs : Sir, pwede ko manawag sa akong bana sa radyo, gidala among lima ka anak
Announcer : Go ahead, Mrs.
Mrs : Hoy, amaw! I-uli ang mga bata! Usa ra imo ana! Bagag nawong!

kataw anan .....lol

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Chongki · « **Reply #50 on:** January 18, 2013, 10:13:22 PM »

AyoooOO! Asa imOng MAMA dong?

PEDRO: kay Ngano man te?

Bahin sa Utang

PEDRO: Nilakaw raba si MAMA gahapon pa

Aw, Mo bayad unta ko sa akong Utang

PEDRO: Pero Naabot na siya ganiha pa

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #51 on:** January 18, 2013, 11:11:52 PM »

May ara na pinoy kag poriner sang dalan.

Pedro bumps a poriner ....
Pedro: ay sorry
Poriner: Sorry 2.
Pedro: sorry 3!
Poriner: What are you sorry 4?
Pedro: sori 5!
Poriner: I think you are sick!
Pedro: Bwahahaa sick kuno! Bugo ay, six oi!

Read more: http://www.affordablecebu.com/blog/sa_dalan/2010-07-17-61#ixzz2ILASVAZz

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #52 on:** January 18, 2013, 11:16:08 PM »

mga iro gid ni sila au au. tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

pa-vaccinate usa ug anti-rabies, bolbs. pakapini ug anti-distemper ug anti-farvo.

may ara IRO bright kaajo imong pamangkoton 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAJO ANG IRO.

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islander · « **Reply #53 on:** January 18, 2013, 11:56:35 PM »

hahahahaha! mabuing ko ani nga thread. disappear ug ahat akong duka ug kinatawa ani.

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #54 on:** January 21, 2013, 10:11:34 PM »

Boy: apartment ka bah?

Girl (Tagalog): bakit?

Boy: pwede pa-upa?

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #55 on:** January 21, 2013, 10:18:04 PM »

Lecturer: Who among you had experience to hve sex with a ghost?

(a farmer raises his hand)

Lecturer: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?

Farmer: Ai pastilan abi kog goats! Pastilan!

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #56 on:** January 21, 2013, 10:33:16 PM »

Kigwa kag Bitok

Duruha ka mag Komare naga tsismisanay.

Komare-1: Mare, ajaw gid kaikag sang akon na hambal ha?
hambal ko gid gamay sang o10 sang imon bana haw, daw bitok gid
blah. Malipay ka gid ana haw?

Komare-2: Si Mare baya lipay gid oi, mo gilok man gani hang Kigwa,
kana pa kahang daw bitok haw! (kilig...)

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fdaray · « **Reply #57 on:** January 25, 2013, 10:35:39 AM »

Ha.., ha..., ha..., naa pay lain.

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hubag bohol · « **Reply #58 on:** January 25, 2013, 04:05:58 PM »

mga iro gid ni sila au au. tits mi haw to dogi dogi..

Ilara ko tits. Iniro is yor piborit stayl...

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BolBuhol · « **Reply #59 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:24:24 PM »

Ilara ko tits. Iniro is yor piborit stayl...

indi bay hubs, pitsas birada kay bisan manogborot sama ani gid:

Mag Uyab managlakat sang Plaza

Gilplin: lab, ka i hion gid ako haw!

Boyplin: ok..diha lang gid sang kasagbotan...(samtang nangihi, gi hikap-hikap ni boyplin ang paa sang gilplin, may ara sijang nahawidan, taas sa tunga sa paa,

Boyplin: Atay!!! Bajot diay ka?

Gilplin: Amew!! nausob akong hunahuna..... NALIBANG KO.

Naghilak ang anak kay nakapasar sa test

ILOY: Teh, way man minghibi ka haw?

NENE: Nakapasar man gid ko sang test tay.

ILOY: Aw ayo gid kay nakapasar ka haw, way gid man subject haw?

NENE: Pregnancy Test tay.

ayaaayyyyyyyyyy ahahahahaha.....

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fdaray · « **Reply #60 on:** February 27, 2013, 10:04:05 AM »

Nganong maguros man ang Bol-anon malibang?
..."aron moguwa dajon ang tai."

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