Good Reason to Wear Pajamas to Bed!!!
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#1201
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Funny Pictures
February 07, 2008, 04:31:29 AMGood Reason to Wear Pajamas to Bed!!!
#1202
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
February 07, 2008, 04:15:56 AM
Studyante nasakpan may kodigo
Teacher: unsa ni?
Student: prayer nako mam!
Teacher: unya nganong answers man ang nakasulat?
Student: hala! Gitubag ang akong prayer mam!
Teacher: unsa ni?
Student: prayer nako mam!
Teacher: unya nganong answers man ang nakasulat?
Student: hala! Gitubag ang akong prayer mam!
#1203
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Our Maid Imelda
February 07, 2008, 04:07:24 AM
wahahaha.. size man gyod.
#1204
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Our Maid Imelda
February 07, 2008, 04:04:12 AM
hazel, dibah taga inyo si imelda?
#1205
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 04:01:47 AMQuote from: Ginger on February 07, 2008, 03:51:00 AMnaka bati ko na.. crash nimo akong tingog kay ka boses ko si langga..
ayaw langga-langga diha kay para ra na ni balong ug orchids. unsa imong nabatian sa confe ganiha ba?
#1206
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 04:00:33 AMQuote from: bulak on February 07, 2008, 03:42:42 AMsigi haton ka nako.. naa man naa gani TFC..
oi nibiya na diay pod ka sa atong yutang natawhan Barbaro...naa ka sa dagat???kalooy pod nimo...maayu kay naa kay internet diha...sige mamugsay lang ko karong taud2x kay aron magkabagat ta diha...
#1207
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Joke Time Again
February 07, 2008, 03:54:26 AM
Mama: Anak dili ka manguyab sa mga dalaga ning baryoha ha kay puro imong paryente.
Anak: O ma!
Mama: O ngano tutok man ka sa baka?
Anak: Mama sad oy hasta baka akong paryente?
Anak: O ma!
Mama: O ngano tutok man ka sa baka?
Anak: Mama sad oy hasta baka akong paryente?
#1208
Jokes and Humor / Reply: It's Joke Time Again!!!
February 07, 2008, 03:52:19 AM
Tungang gabie, Hot kayo si misis, hawop2 nya ilong ni mister, gi gitik ang li-og,
Dala pamarayeg nga hung2 sa dungan, love wala na koy panty. Tubag ni mister
Ha! Cge lang, tulog na diha kay ugma palitan tika!
Dala pamarayeg nga hung2 sa dungan, love wala na koy panty. Tubag ni mister
Ha! Cge lang, tulog na diha kay ugma palitan tika!
#1209
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
February 07, 2008, 03:50:34 AM
Son: Tay kasab-an ko ako maestro ganina!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: tong anak ko, liwat jud nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: Opo tay, gwapo kayo siya!
Tatay: Ha! Ngano man?
Son: Ako gi kiss-san ako seatmate ganina!
Tatay: tong anak ko, liwat jud nako dah! He,he,he nya lami bah?
Son: Opo tay, gwapo kayo siya!
#1210
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
February 07, 2008, 03:47:42 AM
Lola: PARAAHH!
Driver: Bakit po?
Lola: Ihi ako.
(umutot)
Driver: Sabi nyo ihi kayo, ba't kayo umutot?
Lola: Totoy, wen der is thunder, der is rain
Driver: Bakit po?
Lola: Ihi ako.
(umutot)
Driver: Sabi nyo ihi kayo, ba't kayo umutot?
Lola: Totoy, wen der is thunder, der is rain
#1211
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 03:40:05 AM
dia ko sa UAE bulak, pero naa sa dagat intawn..
#1212
Facts and Trivia / Reply: DID YOU KNOW
February 07, 2008, 03:38:32 AM
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
#1213
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 03:31:20 AM
bulak.
sa halayong dapit diin ang alaot lang ang nasayod.. he he..diri lang sa dool
sa halayong dapit diin ang alaot lang ang nasayod.. he he..diri lang sa dool
#1214
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 03:29:05 AM
ehhmm hazel ha .. nakadungog laba ko sa conference kanina..sayang gyod diha lang koy bwesita..makadungog gyod ka unta nako..langga..
#1215
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 03:25:04 AMQuote from: bulak on February 07, 2008, 03:14:54 AMHELLO BULAK.. he he he peace na..sorry .bunga rani seguro sa akong ka homesick
Nge ganiha ang kaputli paman to ang napusgay ang karon naunsa naba nga nanganak naman ni kay ma salvador naman..huhuhu..barbaro bantay lang ka ha...
#1216
Philippine History / Reply: Happy Birthday Dear C2H4!
February 07, 2008, 03:17:38 AM
oisttt.. ms ganda ethyl.. ms u na..
HAPPY HAPPY BDAY.. WISH ALL THE BEST IN LIFE..
HAPPY HAPPY BDAY.. WISH ALL THE BEST IN LIFE..
#1217
Question and Answer / Reply: What is your favorite movie?
February 07, 2008, 03:13:31 AM
it means action ra gud..
#1218
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 03:11:51 AMQuote from: bulak on February 07, 2008, 02:57:42 AMhe he he unsa diay to nisandig raman diay abi nakog naunsa na..abi ba nako ug na salvador elmundo si norton..oistt joks raha...
HAhahhaa naunsa ka nisandig ra gani ta napusgay diay dayon....
#1219
Quotable Quotes / Reply: Try Even If You Fail
February 07, 2008, 03:03:56 AM
You have failed at the task but succeeded in your goal.
#1220
Love Talk / Reply: For Someone
February 07, 2008, 02:55:23 AM
hala mao diay pod na liwat liwat diay na..abi nako ug sa sakit ranang kaliwat..
#1221
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 02:53:11 AM
he he he ms da binsi.. bitaw dli na uso naron..conservative lang seguro ang mind nako..
#1222
Question and Answer / Reply: What is your favorite movie?
February 07, 2008, 02:49:11 AM
That's tough. So many good ones.. And, bad. I also like Black Hawk Down quite a bit so I will go with that one..
#1223
Family & Parenting / Reply: TB LOVE MATCH (happy valentines!)
February 07, 2008, 02:40:49 AM
sus kuyawa mani si bulak diay,napusgay man diay ang iyang kaputli..
#1224
Jokes and Humor / Our Maid Imelda
February 07, 2008, 02:29:41 AM #1225
Obituary / Reply: Our uncle, Rafael Claro Rizalado passed away
February 01, 2008, 06:30:41 PM
My condolences to you Ms.grazie and to your family. May he rest in peace.
#1226
Music and Video / Reply: Your Favorite Song
February 01, 2008, 06:23:22 PM
Kinsay nakadumdum sa awit nga nagsugod og "Inday pamutos na, sa imong
mga bistida..."
Inday, pamutos na,
Sa imong mga bistida.
Kinsay imong padad-on?
Si Undo imong pamanhon.
Undo, ayawg awaya
Si Inday imong asawa.
Imo ganing awayon,
Ako man siyang bawion.
Unsaon ninyo pagbawi?
Kinasal kami sa pari.
Unsaon ninyo pagboyboy?
Inaslan kami ug baboy.
mga bistida..."
Inday, pamutos na,
Sa imong mga bistida.
Kinsay imong padad-on?
Si Undo imong pamanhon.
Undo, ayawg awaya
Si Inday imong asawa.
Imo ganing awayon,
Ako man siyang bawion.
Unsaon ninyo pagbawi?
Kinasal kami sa pari.
Unsaon ninyo pagboyboy?
Inaslan kami ug baboy.
#1227
Inspiration & Hope / Calm your mind
January 31, 2008, 01:21:31 PMYou can choose your thoughts. And you can choose, for a while, to be free of those thoughts.
Serenity does not require any particular environment or conditions on the outside. Serenity is a state you can achieve on the inside, whatever else might be going on.
At any time, you can choose to calm your mind. Clear your thoughts away and for a while, feel the refreshing and renewing peace of simply being.
Discover how easy it can be to let go of the thoughts racing through your head, and let in a feeling of serenity. Choose to put yourself in a state where even the distractions cannot affect you.
See that the disappointments of the past are far, far away. Let your peaceful, accepting experience of the moment fill you with a solid, confident energy.
Step back for a little while and feel the calm reality of who you are, of the life you are living. Enjoy a serene moment, and your eyes will be opened to the positive possibilities that are all around you.
#1228
Inspiration & Hope / Fast recovery
January 31, 2008, 12:20:04 PM
Even when you are thoroughly committed to staying positively focused, life can get in the way. Though you may have the best of intentions, there will be times when you veer off course as a result of your own actions.
When that happens, don't beat yourself up about it. Just recognize it, accept it, learn from it, and get moving again in a positive direction.
Winners and losers will both stumble. The difference is, winners have learned to quickly get back up.
If you make a mistake, or lose your temper, or allow yourself to become distracted, it's normal and natural, and not the end of the world. Though it is painful when you've disappointed yourself, you have the opportunity to make something positive out of that pain.
It is indeed a good thing to realize that what you have just done was not the best choice. For now you can move forward with a renewed and stronger determination.
When you know you've stumbled, decide to recover quickly. Soon you'll be moving ahead even faster than before.
When that happens, don't beat yourself up about it. Just recognize it, accept it, learn from it, and get moving again in a positive direction.
Winners and losers will both stumble. The difference is, winners have learned to quickly get back up.
If you make a mistake, or lose your temper, or allow yourself to become distracted, it's normal and natural, and not the end of the world. Though it is painful when you've disappointed yourself, you have the opportunity to make something positive out of that pain.
It is indeed a good thing to realize that what you have just done was not the best choice. For now you can move forward with a renewed and stronger determination.
When you know you've stumbled, decide to recover quickly. Soon you'll be moving ahead even faster than before.
#1229
Inspiration & Hope / A little success
January 31, 2008, 12:17:43 PMIf you can't bring yourself to be positive about the big things, then be positive about the little things. That's easy enough to do, and it can make a surprisingly significant difference.
You're not going to solve the world's major problems before bedtime. And yet, you can surely make a little positive progress in your own way, and that can be a big help.
The little annoyances, distractions, challenges and difficulties in your world may seem minor when viewed separately. However, they can all add up to create a major negative drag on your life.
You can easily choose to rid yourself of those little negative influences, one by one. Before long, the positive effect will be dramatic.
If you spend the next few minutes doing nothing except worrying about your problems, you'll just end up even more anxious and worried. If, instead, you spend that same five minutes to overcome a relatively minor problem, you'll end up feeling a little more empowered and in control of your own destiny.
A little bit of success will motivate and inspire you, like nothing else can, to create a little more success, again and again. Soon, you'll discover that those little successes are adding up to a life of big and meaningful achievement.
#1230
Introduce Yourself / Reply: nabiktima ba pod ka ani?
January 31, 2008, 12:07:16 PM
wala ko kasulay anang inyong nasulayan pero ako maoy nakatabang unsaon pag abli kukugon ra aman ug alamri nataymingan pod nga dali ra nako naabli mga seconds lang, paghuman giingan man hinoon ko nga member kuno ko ug bukas kotse gang kay naabli man dayon... grrrrrrr.. wala gyoy batasan gitabangan na may masulti pa.
#1231
Facts and Trivia / Reply: DID YOU KNOW
January 31, 2008, 11:48:28 AM
The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life.'
#1232
Love Talk / Reply: Tubag Bohol Love Team of the Year
January 31, 2008, 11:25:13 AMQuote from: Ginger on January 30, 2008, 08:05:21 PM
you want a spank?
I will vote for
Lorenzo and Jaja or
Lorenzo and Ligiah
Ikaw ba, abi naku partido ta. Gusto ka ug deadma?
utro sad ka!
ngekk. im telling the truth..
#1233
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
January 30, 2008, 03:54:33 PM
Ang Cebuano ug Taga-Bacolod nagpahambugay:
Taga-Bacolod: Sa amo gid sa Bacolod, daghang pulis, kada-pusod may pulis(pusod ang tawag sa kanto or eskina sa Bacolod)
Cebuano: Sa amo gyud kay kada Pulis may Pusod:lol:
Taga-Bacolod: Sa amo gid sa Bacolod, daghang pulis, kada-pusod may pulis(pusod ang tawag sa kanto or eskina sa Bacolod)
Cebuano: Sa amo gyud kay kada Pulis may Pusod:lol:
#1234
Anonymous Diary Blog / Reply: Picture of the day
January 30, 2008, 03:48:35 PM
murag asweti man seguro na pang kulay sa menudo..
#1235
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 30, 2008, 03:46:30 PM
ANAK: Tay kinsa imo love?ako o si nanay?
TATAY: Syempre ikaw jud!
ANAK: Bantog ra kay inig ka kadlawon imo kung habulan unya si nanay imong hubuan!....
TATAY: Syempre ikaw jud!
ANAK: Bantog ra kay inig ka kadlawon imo kung habulan unya si nanay imong hubuan!....
#1236
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Funny Pictures
January 30, 2008, 03:20:58 PMBULLFIGHTER GETS CASTRATED
araaaay.. sa kadaghan maigo sa bulls eye pa gyod..
araaaay.. sa kadaghan maigo sa bulls eye pa gyod..
#1237
Love Talk / Reply: Tubag Bohol Love Team of the Year
January 30, 2008, 02:54:14 PMQuote from: Bambi on January 30, 2008, 12:00:05 AMhala!! starring man diay me ani...
Tiwason nato ang Pares-Pares: Tininoud:
1. Ginger - Sigbin or BalongJhenny - Barbaro
2. Sverlana - Scott
3. Charie - Teng
4. Bulak - Vito A.
5. Pare - You know who you are?
Kinsa pay bakante diha?..............
ako sa tinod anay bisan wala nako makita si hazel.. pareson sila ni sigbin II.. bisan kinsa pay pangutan-an..peace
#1238
Philippine History / Reply: Happy birthday, Gemma a.k.a. Glen!
January 30, 2008, 02:41:57 PMQuote from: Glen on January 30, 2008, 02:25:15 PM
Barbs imo jod ko pahilak sa akung birthday sagdi lang kay luha man sa kalipay. Million thanks to you Barbs and to your Princess. Na touched jod me dire tanan sa imong gipamulong samot na nga imo gi English sos believed jod ang akung mga Guest sa balay nga puti kay gipakita ni Kyle sa wide screen TV nalingaw pod sila basa sa mga post.Salamat jod kaajo ha!
u r most welcome Ms. G...
#1239
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 30, 2008, 02:33:32 PM
he he he ate bambs, hubag tiki. i do know sa english ana.. but pigsa sa tagalog..but now totaly healed na.. tnx to God..
#1240
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
January 30, 2008, 02:26:37 PMQuote from: Bambi on January 26, 2008, 05:42:12 AM
In other words let me sing:
long-long tabilong
mao kini si Balong
siya walay mata ug ilong
nganong nakatoud sa....
buho sa bee-song
sakto ba Barbaro?
sakto kaayo ate bambs bagay kaau..
#1241
Philippine History / Reply: Happy birthday, Gemma a.k.a. Glen!
January 30, 2008, 02:00:02 PMi may not know you that much but the time and chances that i spent with you and the rest of the TB peepz during our EB simply proved how generous and good you are. you are such an amazing woman, very beautiful inside and out. God has given you everything yet you remain simple. with everything that you have right now, what else could you ask for? HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ms G. as gem! My princess and I wish you good health, good income and more fruitful years ahead. God bless!
#1242
Jokes and Humor / Reply: The Inday Adventures
January 26, 2008, 02:54:50 PM
AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!
#1243
Jokes and Humor / Reply: It's Joke Time Again!!!
January 26, 2008, 11:59:07 AMQuote from: Bambi on January 26, 2008, 04:41:55 AM
How I wish my cute girl cat will do the same....Barbs
TALKING ANIMALS : (Elephant and Camel)
Elephant to the Camel: Sus.....mailahan na gjod nga nabali na ang kalibutan tungod sa Global Environmental Warming
Camel : Ngano man kahibalo ka man?
Elephant : Ikaw lay basihan. Ang imong "soso" na-a sa buko-buko!
Camel : Bitaw....sakto ka. Tan-awa ang imong "oten" na-a sa imong nawong!
nice one ate bambs.. #1244
Jokes and Humor / Reply: It's Joke Time Again!!!
January 26, 2008, 11:54:13 AM
boy soc: unsa mana yex..
yex: tangkong lagi..
boy soc: yati ajo bag mangloy kay tangkong.
sa sunod adlaw
yex: boy, tangkong manlagi na.
boy soc: mangloy raba diay ajo mokaon tangkong.
yex: tangkong lagi..
boy soc: yati ajo bag mangloy kay tangkong.
sa sunod adlaw
yex: boy, tangkong manlagi na.
boy soc: mangloy raba diay ajo mokaon tangkong.
#1245
Photos Unlimited / Reply: Sweet Walks
January 26, 2008, 02:35:14 AM
murag mobalik ta pag teen age ani dah..
#1246
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Funny Pictures
January 25, 2008, 09:05:44 PM
THE NEXT TIME YOU GET A HAMBURGER AT McD'S, JUST REMEMBER THIS........ .....
Watch the meatball
At McDonald's, we love to see you smile!
Watch the meatball
At McDonald's, we love to see you smile!
#1247
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 03:37:04 PM
okay Lex... abi kog naghilak naka...
naghilak ka sa slideshow ug namati sa music kay wala man ka ka dukduk dayun gud....
naghilak ka sa slideshow ug namati sa music kay wala man ka ka dukduk dayun gud....
Quote from: svetlana on January 25, 2008, 03:32:06 PM
unsay nadalag hingos?!
#1248
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 03:27:32 PM
okay Lex... abi kog naghilak naka...
naghilak ka sa slideshow ug namati sa music kay wala man ka ka dukduk dayun gud....
hapit gyod nadala ra ug hingos hingos..
naghilak ka sa slideshow ug namati sa music kay wala man ka ka dukduk dayun gud....
hapit gyod nadala ra ug hingos hingos..
#1250
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 03:09:46 PMQuote from: st. agnes on January 25, 2008, 02:55:04 PM
kani Lex.... e click
http://tubagbohol.mikeligalig.com/index.php?topic=8828.0
salamat els nakita nako sya sauna wla paako.. he he he karon naana man diay ko..
#1251
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 02:53:50 PM
wala bitaw ko kita els.. asa mana dapita oi.. daghan naman kaayo nakapatong dili na matabang ug daro..
#1252
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 02:48:59 PM
wala oi.. si sam milby manto dili to ako hehehe
#1253
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 02:46:46 PM
els..
apila ko ug slide show oi.. he he nangapply nako..
apila ko ug slide show oi.. he he nangapply nako..
#1254
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 02:44:36 PM
wow ayos next year ang ganda.. murag daghan ug happening ang january dah magpalate nalang ko ug balik sunod
#1255
Eyeball / Reply: Our Dec. 30,2007 EB/TB Wonderful/Unforgettable Impressions!
January 25, 2008, 02:35:28 PM
sayanga wla ko kaabot ani hu hu hu..
ate bambs tnx for sharing the video..
tan awa nalang na ninyo si paul murag na sad ako
ate bambs tnx for sharing the video..
tan awa nalang na ninyo si paul murag na sad ako
#1256
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 02:24:11 PMQuote from: svetlana on January 25, 2008, 02:18:47 PM
smooth jud kaayo ug moves ni si Barbaro... suave!!! hahaha
#1257
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 02:17:59 PMQuote from: st. agnes on January 25, 2008, 02:11:34 PM
Barbaro!?
Teng?
unsaon man ni nato?
si Mae_flor wala ka sunod... nag sige pag hilak kay na promblema ug unsaon pag anhi sa Cebu ugma...
sigi naa lagi daghan pang time.. si teng pa..
#1258
Bohol Tourism | Bohol Travel & Tour / Reply: Belated B-DAY BLOW-OUT NI ST. AGNES ugma! yey!
January 25, 2008, 01:51:53 PM
kalami ba ninyo oi.. maglaway man sab ta.. enjoy guys.. have fun..
#1259
Inspiration & Hope / The trap of anger .
January 24, 2008, 12:51:43 AMYour anger hurts you much more than it affects anyone else. When your energy and awareness are tightly wrapped around anger, you're not much good for anything else.
There are many things beyond your control that can be perfectly legitimate reasons for anger. Yet the amount of time you maintain that anger is completely up to you.
The more quickly you move on, the better off you'll be. When you feel the first sensation of anger, let that be a reminder to let it go.
Anger can be useful in calling your attention to matters that require your response. But anger itself is not an effective response.
Take a slow, deep breath and remind yourself of how much more effective you can be by maintaining a positive, results-oriented approach. Decide, in a cool, calm and thoughtful manner, exactly what response would be the most powerful and valuable, and then make it happen.
Don't let the foolish, thoughtless, destructive actions of others catch you in a trap of anger. Take note of the anger, let it go, put your focus on being your best, and you'll surely emerge as a winner.
#1260
Love Talk / Reply: How to make a woman happy
January 24, 2008, 12:45:31 AM
guesh kuno zel ug unsa pay uban sa lalaki?
#1261
Eyeball / Reply: TB PEEPZ in Cebu Videoke Night - Jan. 23, 2008... (pictures)
January 24, 2008, 12:28:24 AM
wow nice congrats success ang EB nila sa videokehan.. hu hu hu mingaw noon ko dah..
#1262
Eyeball / Reply: TB PEEPZ SLIDESHOW
January 23, 2008, 10:49:40 PM
daghan daw sila? ayaw kalimti ang pix..
hoy apila ko sa slide show tawn.. asa manko mangita anig pix oi..
hoy apila ko sa slide show tawn.. asa manko mangita anig pix oi..
#1263
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 23, 2008, 10:46:08 PM
naayo na tawn oi.. wala ka buto..
#1264
Inspiration & Hope / The depth of life's richness
January 23, 2008, 10:42:42 PMFor every tragedy, there are a thousand joys. For every setback, there are countless ways to move positively forward from it.
Though the world may sometimes seem cold and dreary, there is always a bright new sunrise on the way. Though life can certainly be unfair, it is at the same time filled with an unending supply of positive possibilities.
As painful as the losses can be, love will heal to an even greater degree. In the darkest of times, hope shines more brightly than ever.
Your own existence is so thoroughly familiar to you that you rarely think anything about it. Yet it is a wondrous miracle that is utterly beyond compare.
What you have is so much more than what you can touch or see. What you have is everything that is, and all that can ever be.
You will never fully grasp the depth of life's richness. For the more of it you experience, the more of it there is.
#1265
Facts and Trivia / First news paper front page streaker picture
January 23, 2008, 10:39:42 PM
Britain's Daily Mirror was the first big-circulation newspaper internationally to picture an active streaker on its front page. Its March 18th 1974 issue showed an attractive blonde streaker called Sally pinned against a wall by a London policeman.
Streaking - running naked from one point to another, for a dare, raising money for charity, exhibitionism, or whatever the motive - suddenly became a worldwide phenomenon in 1974. The press loved it as it gave them a ready excuse, as if they needed it, to print nude pictures and titillating stories of the streakers' escapades.
The press cameras were at Twickenham, England, in April 1974 to capture the sight of a Australian man who dashed onto the pitch nude in front of the 53,000 fans at the England v France rugby game. The 25-year-old was probably the first known streaker at a renowned sporting event.
First streaker at an Olympic Games was 23 year old Michael Leduc, who reportedly "cavorted nude" at the closing ceremony in Montreal 1976.
The 500 costumed young women pretended not to see him and continued on with their dance. A Montreal newspaper quoted Leduc as saying he wanted to show the world what a beautiful body he had. The police were not amused, hoswever, and they reportedly kicked and beat the streaker as he was removed from the stadium.
source: weird news
Streaking - running naked from one point to another, for a dare, raising money for charity, exhibitionism, or whatever the motive - suddenly became a worldwide phenomenon in 1974. The press loved it as it gave them a ready excuse, as if they needed it, to print nude pictures and titillating stories of the streakers' escapades.
The press cameras were at Twickenham, England, in April 1974 to capture the sight of a Australian man who dashed onto the pitch nude in front of the 53,000 fans at the England v France rugby game. The 25-year-old was probably the first known streaker at a renowned sporting event.
First streaker at an Olympic Games was 23 year old Michael Leduc, who reportedly "cavorted nude" at the closing ceremony in Montreal 1976.
The 500 costumed young women pretended not to see him and continued on with their dance. A Montreal newspaper quoted Leduc as saying he wanted to show the world what a beautiful body he had. The police were not amused, hoswever, and they reportedly kicked and beat the streaker as he was removed from the stadium.
source: weird news
#1266
Facts and Trivia / Reply: DID YOU KNOW
January 23, 2008, 10:37:54 PM
The longest place-name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokawenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.
#1267
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Joke Time Again
January 23, 2008, 10:28:37 PMQuote from: Glen on January 23, 2008, 07:28:57 AMms G. tsupon is nipple sa babyron man seguro na.. para murag bata..
Unsay tsupon? Barbs. Mora gikawala ko da.
Ate Bambi ngano nangutana man ka mo adto pod ka? hehehee
#1268
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
January 23, 2008, 10:23:47 PM
A Japanese tourist riding a taxi from airport to hotel...
Everytime he saw a car from Japan he said: Mitsubishi made in Japan
very fast....
Toyota made in Japan very fast...
Suzuki made in Japan very fast...
When they reached the hotel....
Japanese: How much my bill?
Taxi Driver: 3,000 pesos sir!
Japanese: Why so expensive?
Taxi Driver: Taxi meter made in Japan very fast!
Everytime he saw a car from Japan he said: Mitsubishi made in Japan
very fast....
Toyota made in Japan very fast...
Suzuki made in Japan very fast...
When they reached the hotel....
Japanese: How much my bill?
Taxi Driver: 3,000 pesos sir!
Japanese: Why so expensive?
Taxi Driver: Taxi meter made in Japan very fast!
#1269
Jokes and Humor / Reply: It's Joke Time Again!!!
January 23, 2008, 10:20:47 PM
Sa math class....
Teacher: Tanong, kung meron akong 1praso ng karne at hinati ko ito,
ilang praso na?
Jc: 2 po mam!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko pa pareho?
Jc: 4 na praso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Jc: 8 praso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa
Jc: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Jc: 32 praso napo!
Teacher: kung hinati ko ulit?
Jc: 64 po (galit)
Teacher: at hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pa hinati?
Jc: s*** mam! GINILING na yun! GINILING.... !!!
Teacher: Tanong, kung meron akong 1praso ng karne at hinati ko ito,
ilang praso na?
Jc: 2 po mam!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko pa pareho?
Jc: 4 na praso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Jc: 8 praso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa
Jc: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Jc: 32 praso napo!
Teacher: kung hinati ko ulit?
Jc: 64 po (galit)
Teacher: at hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pa hinati?
Jc: s*** mam! GINILING na yun! GINILING.... !!!
#1270
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 23, 2008, 10:18:48 PM
There was a turtle who fell in love with a pig.
One day the turtle visited the pig and said, "I love you with all my
heart".
The pig replied, "Kami na ni rabbit, hinayon man gud ka!....hehehe
One day the turtle visited the pig and said, "I love you with all my
heart".
The pig replied, "Kami na ni rabbit, hinayon man gud ka!....hehehe
#1271
Love Talk / How to make a woman happy
January 23, 2008, 10:09:36 PM
How to make a woman happy ........
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
17. A psychologist
18. A pest exterminator
19. A psychiatrist
20. A healer
20. A good listener
22. An organizer
23. A good father
24. Very clean
25. Sympathetic
26. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little
Yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where
She goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
Provide him with
1. Good food;
2. Sex
It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
17. A psychologist
18. A pest exterminator
19. A psychiatrist
20. A healer
20. A good listener
22. An organizer
23. A good father
24. Very clean
25. Sympathetic
26. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little
Yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where
She goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
Provide him with
1. Good food;
2. Sex
#1272
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Funny Pictures
January 23, 2008, 10:01:38 PM
Why African Women Run so Fast..............
run girl run ! ! ! !
this photo is open any comments... kung sa kali ma delete ko agad.. just 4 fun lang okey..
run girl run ! ! ! !
this photo is open any comments... kung sa kali ma delete ko agad.. just 4 fun lang okey..
#1273
Jokes and Humor / Reply: The Inday Adventures
January 23, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
Ipinaalam ni Inday sa kanyang amo na nawalan ng connection ang DSL nila kaya’t sinabihan sya na tawagan nya ang support line para mapaayos ito…
CSR: Hi good evening, this is Michelle speaking how may I help you?
Inday: Yes, I would like to report that we are getting little to non-existent speed on our DSL connection. Can you help me mend it?
Michelle: Can I ask for your telephone number ma’am?
Inday: I just keyed in our number before I was connected to you, don’t you have any record of that?
Michelle: Errr… opo ma’am… but it’s just policy…
Inday: Save it! It’s ###-####.
Michelle: Thank you po ma’am. And this line is registered to…?
Inday: Mrs. Irene Montemayor. If you want to verify information, Date of birth is…. Billing address is…. Mother’s maiden name is…. Blood type is O…. Social security number is…. Now, do you require any more info from me?
Michelle: Ahmm, that would be enough po. Thank you. Mrs. Montemayor…
Inday: No, I am not her. This is Inday, her chambermaid and I am more than capable of deal…
(Di makapaniwala si Michelle na tsimay lang ang kanyang kinausap…)
Michelle: I’m sorry po pero kelangan po namin makausap ang may ari, andyan ba sya? (biglang nagtagalog na lang)
Inday: I’m telling you, you would be wasting everyone’s time if you ask her to speak to you to address this problem. I am more capable of handling this than she is. What does she know ab…
Michelle: Naiintindihan ko po ma’am pero policy po namin na…
Inday: AArrghh…
(Hindi na pinatapos ni Inday si Michelle at tinawag na lang ang kanyang amo para kumausap)
Mrs. Montemayor: Hello.
Michelle: Hello, is this Mrs. Montemayor?
Mrs. Montemayor: Yes this is her. Wala kasi akong alam sa DSL DSL na yan eh. Maid din namin madalas ang gumagamit ng internet kaya sya na lang siguro kausapin niyo ok?
(Di makapaniwala si Michelle sa narinig… iniabot ng amo ulit kay Inday ang telepono)
Inday: Now, can we get onto fixing the problem?
Michelle: Sige po. Ano po yung problema?
Inday: Well, we can’t connect to the internet. There’s simply no internet activity going on…
Michelle: Na-check niyo na po ba kung naka-on yung modem? Yung modem ay yung maliit na black…
(Nagulat si Inday… ang kapal ng mukha para itanong iyon)
Inday: My goodness!!! You are right! Not only did I forget to turn it on but I also forgot to put on my brains when I woke up today. Are you insulting me? Of course it’s on…
Michelle: I’m sorry ma’am, I am just trying…
Inday: (naiirita na) Listen! If you’re going to interrupt me one more time I swear not only will I make your nose bleed without touching you but you’ll be bleeding from other orifice you don’t know you could bleed from.
(muntik nang mahulog si Michelle sa upuan nya…)
Michelle: Yes ma’am… I understand…
Inday: Good, then listen for a bit… Our modem is already turned on, the LED for Power, Ethernet and DSL is on. It is also connected properly to our wireless router which is connected to our machine via UTP cable. WAN settings is set to Dynamic IP Address and the DHCP client is already connected. The router was also able to acquire an IP address already. The machine is already connected to the LAN based on the network icon status on the system tray but for some reason it’s not blinking or lighted up. I am quite sure that the problem is not on our setup but more on the DSL line itself so I’m asking you Michelle, can you help me or not?
Michelle: (nosebleed na) Ahmm, ma’am… wait I’ll transfer you to my supervisor…
Supervisor: Hi good evening! This is Rachel speaking, who am I speaking to?
Inday: This is Inday Binayubay and if I have to repeat myself one more time…
Rachel: Inday as in the one from blogniinday.com? The sosyal na katulong?
Inday: Yes and I would like to report a problem with our DSL connection so…
Rachel: Don’t worry po ma’am, I’ll personally have someone go to your house first thing tomorrow morning to check on it. You may contact me at 0921-####### for updates. We’ll have your DSL repaired in no time. Kaya pala walang updates sa site mo. Sorry po for the inconvenience.
Inday: Oh! Great! Thanks I guess. I’ll be expecting a technician by tomorrow morning then. Thanks!
Rachel: No, the pleasure is mine Inday. You see I’m a fan and maiinggit mga kasama ko dito if I told them that nakausap ko ang famous Inday. Thank you.
Inday: Alright. Goodbye then.
CSR: Hi good evening, this is Michelle speaking how may I help you?
Inday: Yes, I would like to report that we are getting little to non-existent speed on our DSL connection. Can you help me mend it?
Michelle: Can I ask for your telephone number ma’am?
Inday: I just keyed in our number before I was connected to you, don’t you have any record of that?
Michelle: Errr… opo ma’am… but it’s just policy…
Inday: Save it! It’s ###-####.
Michelle: Thank you po ma’am. And this line is registered to…?
Inday: Mrs. Irene Montemayor. If you want to verify information, Date of birth is…. Billing address is…. Mother’s maiden name is…. Blood type is O…. Social security number is…. Now, do you require any more info from me?
Michelle: Ahmm, that would be enough po. Thank you. Mrs. Montemayor…
Inday: No, I am not her. This is Inday, her chambermaid and I am more than capable of deal…
(Di makapaniwala si Michelle na tsimay lang ang kanyang kinausap…)
Michelle: I’m sorry po pero kelangan po namin makausap ang may ari, andyan ba sya? (biglang nagtagalog na lang)
Inday: I’m telling you, you would be wasting everyone’s time if you ask her to speak to you to address this problem. I am more capable of handling this than she is. What does she know ab…
Michelle: Naiintindihan ko po ma’am pero policy po namin na…
Inday: AArrghh…
(Hindi na pinatapos ni Inday si Michelle at tinawag na lang ang kanyang amo para kumausap)
Mrs. Montemayor: Hello.
Michelle: Hello, is this Mrs. Montemayor?
Mrs. Montemayor: Yes this is her. Wala kasi akong alam sa DSL DSL na yan eh. Maid din namin madalas ang gumagamit ng internet kaya sya na lang siguro kausapin niyo ok?
(Di makapaniwala si Michelle sa narinig… iniabot ng amo ulit kay Inday ang telepono)
Inday: Now, can we get onto fixing the problem?
Michelle: Sige po. Ano po yung problema?
Inday: Well, we can’t connect to the internet. There’s simply no internet activity going on…
Michelle: Na-check niyo na po ba kung naka-on yung modem? Yung modem ay yung maliit na black…
(Nagulat si Inday… ang kapal ng mukha para itanong iyon)
Inday: My goodness!!! You are right! Not only did I forget to turn it on but I also forgot to put on my brains when I woke up today. Are you insulting me? Of course it’s on…
Michelle: I’m sorry ma’am, I am just trying…
Inday: (naiirita na) Listen! If you’re going to interrupt me one more time I swear not only will I make your nose bleed without touching you but you’ll be bleeding from other orifice you don’t know you could bleed from.
(muntik nang mahulog si Michelle sa upuan nya…)
Michelle: Yes ma’am… I understand…
Inday: Good, then listen for a bit… Our modem is already turned on, the LED for Power, Ethernet and DSL is on. It is also connected properly to our wireless router which is connected to our machine via UTP cable. WAN settings is set to Dynamic IP Address and the DHCP client is already connected. The router was also able to acquire an IP address already. The machine is already connected to the LAN based on the network icon status on the system tray but for some reason it’s not blinking or lighted up. I am quite sure that the problem is not on our setup but more on the DSL line itself so I’m asking you Michelle, can you help me or not?
Michelle: (nosebleed na) Ahmm, ma’am… wait I’ll transfer you to my supervisor…
Supervisor: Hi good evening! This is Rachel speaking, who am I speaking to?
Inday: This is Inday Binayubay and if I have to repeat myself one more time…
Rachel: Inday as in the one from blogniinday.com? The sosyal na katulong?
Inday: Yes and I would like to report a problem with our DSL connection so…
Rachel: Don’t worry po ma’am, I’ll personally have someone go to your house first thing tomorrow morning to check on it. You may contact me at 0921-####### for updates. We’ll have your DSL repaired in no time. Kaya pala walang updates sa site mo. Sorry po for the inconvenience.
Inday: Oh! Great! Thanks I guess. I’ll be expecting a technician by tomorrow morning then. Thanks!
Rachel: No, the pleasure is mine Inday. You see I’m a fan and maiinggit mga kasama ko dito if I told them that nakausap ko ang famous Inday. Thank you.
Inday: Alright. Goodbye then.
#1275
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Si Manang ang Bagong Katunggali ni Inday.
January 23, 2008, 09:23:28 PM
Nag-rent ng isang van ang magbabarkada para mag out-of-town. Habang nasa biyahe biglang humirit si Ethan…
Ethan: Alam niyo ba, in the Animal Kingdom, males are more dominant than females?
Di papatalo si Rosing…
Rosing: Ok lang. Studies show that women outlive men.
May pantapat si Dodong…
Dodong: Eh diba nga, men have higher IQ than women?
Di na napigilan at nagsalita na rin si Inday…
Inday: And what is your proof Dodong? Such claims concerning gender differences are empirical and they should be evaluated by evidence. Is it because there are more male scientists or mathematicians than female ones? Do you think that this translates to men having greater cognitive aptitude for science? Or males are intrinsically better at mathematical and spatial reasoning? Or that men show greater variability than women, and as a result there are more men at the extreme upper end of the ability distribution from which scientists and mathematicians are drawn?
Inday: Tell me Dodong, what’s your evidence? Don’t you know that we are endowed with core knowledge systems that emerge prior to any formal instruction which serves as a basis for mathematical thinking and these systems equally develop in males and females? I tell you, there are no differences in intrinsic aptitude between men and women. You must consider social factors involved before stating your claim. There are social forces, including overt and covert discrimination and social influences that lead men and women to develop different skills and different priorities.
Natameme na si Dodong…
Dodong: (sinisi si Ethan) ‘Kaw kasi eh! ‘Kaw nag-pasimuno ‘lam mo namang wala tayong laban kay Inday.
Nagising si Manang sa kanyang pagkatulog…
Manang: Ang iingay niyo! ‘La pa akong tulog… palibhasa di kayo inumaga sa paghahanda ng pagkain eh!
Dodong, Ethan, Rosing at Inday: Sorry!
toa astig si manang...
Ethan: Alam niyo ba, in the Animal Kingdom, males are more dominant than females?
Di papatalo si Rosing…
Rosing: Ok lang. Studies show that women outlive men.
May pantapat si Dodong…
Dodong: Eh diba nga, men have higher IQ than women?
Di na napigilan at nagsalita na rin si Inday…
Inday: And what is your proof Dodong? Such claims concerning gender differences are empirical and they should be evaluated by evidence. Is it because there are more male scientists or mathematicians than female ones? Do you think that this translates to men having greater cognitive aptitude for science? Or males are intrinsically better at mathematical and spatial reasoning? Or that men show greater variability than women, and as a result there are more men at the extreme upper end of the ability distribution from which scientists and mathematicians are drawn?
Inday: Tell me Dodong, what’s your evidence? Don’t you know that we are endowed with core knowledge systems that emerge prior to any formal instruction which serves as a basis for mathematical thinking and these systems equally develop in males and females? I tell you, there are no differences in intrinsic aptitude between men and women. You must consider social factors involved before stating your claim. There are social forces, including overt and covert discrimination and social influences that lead men and women to develop different skills and different priorities.
Natameme na si Dodong…
Dodong: (sinisi si Ethan) ‘Kaw kasi eh! ‘Kaw nag-pasimuno ‘lam mo namang wala tayong laban kay Inday.
Nagising si Manang sa kanyang pagkatulog…
Manang: Ang iingay niyo! ‘La pa akong tulog… palibhasa di kayo inumaga sa paghahanda ng pagkain eh!
Dodong, Ethan, Rosing at Inday: Sorry!
toa astig si manang...
#1276
Jokes and Humor / Reply: The Inday Adventures
January 23, 2008, 08:41:33 PM
hala oh no nakalimot nako tym sa maayo kay imo kung gipahinumduman dah..
#1277
Eyeball / Reply: TUBAG BOHOL BEACH OUTING this January 5, 2008
January 23, 2008, 06:20:36 PMQuote from: Ginger on January 07, 2008, 07:54:41 PM
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Els, ning hiyak si Alex.
ha ha ha lami hilamon ang tiyan ug busog oi..bitaw hapit ko makahubo ana kay wlay belt gikan na nako gitaas akong short.. heheheh
#1278
Eyeball / Reply: TUBAG BOHOL BEACH OUTING this January 5, 2008
January 23, 2008, 06:08:44 PMQuote from: Mari on January 22, 2008, 01:57:24 AMyup.. mari familiar gyod nakong ng mga apiliduha sa anislag. maayo unta tog nagkita ta dah..
haguy na miss jud nako si Barbaro. Pareho ra ba diay ming taga Maribojoc. Kaila jud ni siya sa akong mga relatives sa Anislag tingali...mga Gementiza og Amores
#1279
Eyeball / Reply: Tubag Bohol Santas: Now They Can Be Told
January 23, 2008, 05:51:45 PM
hahaha.. oist lain lain ba, good houseband tawn ko oi..halos 9 pm nako naka abot sa ila kay nag reunion pa ang side akong mama nagkita kita ang dugay ng wla magkita kay naapod sa gawas nag work.. secret nalang ng gift he he ,nag videoke sa bohol tropics at nag disco after with friends..busy kaayo ko adto ms glen after sa mga transaction mangita man dayon ug kainan maong nako napod me nimo sa ICM.. ehhmm nakahalata ko sigi nalang kag gabs gabas sa syodad dah..murag gisulit ang vacation..ehmm menyo murag naa na sa plan pero karon dili pa ready kaayo dili lang usa ang angon..
#1280
Philippine History / Reply: Svetlana Is Now A Hero
January 23, 2008, 05:34:07 PM
congrats svetlana.. go gow pa para masaya..
#1281
Eyeball / Reply: TB SING-ALONG in Cebu tonight! (january 23, 2008)
January 23, 2008, 05:31:31 PM
oistt... klaroha ang panahon ug maot daan ha basin naay mapasanginlan..
#1282
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 23, 2008, 12:44:57 AM
makalibog ka uyamot hazel.. kataw-an bako nimo or nalooy ka nako..
#1284
Facts and Trivia / Reply: DID YOU KNOW
January 22, 2008, 10:15:03 PM
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.
#1285
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Joke Time Again
January 22, 2008, 10:08:04 PM
Pasyente: Magkano facelift?
Doctor: Complete treatment ay P145,000.
Pasyente: Mahal! Ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha
akong bata?
Doctor: Eto tsupon, P20 lang!
Doctor: Complete treatment ay P145,000.
Pasyente: Mahal! Ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha
akong bata?
Doctor: Eto tsupon, P20 lang!
#1286
Jokes and Humor / Reply: The Inday Adventures
January 22, 2008, 10:01:08 PM
Inday: I was but a no one, an allusion to an almost nonexistent
entity such as a mere speck of dust in this ghastly dwelling of
prodigality. Now, I'm led by these insinuations that relentlessly
transpire the totality of my personhood to attain full, imbued
avengement. It is I, Inday --sagot ni Inday sa inaaplayang amo sa UK
matapos sabihin ng do you understand english?
entity such as a mere speck of dust in this ghastly dwelling of
prodigality. Now, I'm led by these insinuations that relentlessly
transpire the totality of my personhood to attain full, imbued
avengement. It is I, Inday --sagot ni Inday sa inaaplayang amo sa UK
matapos sabihin ng do you understand english?
#1287
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
January 22, 2008, 09:59:28 PMThought for the day:
Lead me not into temptation.. ..
I already know the way.
#1288
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 22, 2008, 09:58:24 PM
The lawyer placed a sign, "I am the Boss" in his office.
Days later his secretary says: "Sir, tumawag po Mrs nyo. Ibalik
daw po yun sign nya sa bahay nyo."
Days later his secretary says: "Sir, tumawag po Mrs nyo. Ibalik
daw po yun sign nya sa bahay nyo."
#1289
Inspiration & Hope / Strengthening your beliefs
January 22, 2008, 09:38:36 PMTo strengthen your beliefs and assumptions, challenge them regularly. You'll rid yourself of those outdated assumptions that hold you back, while at the same time strengthening those valuable beliefs that can move you forward.
There is no doubt that challenge builds strength. It is a key theme of life.
Muscles that are challenged to lift heavier and heavier loads become stronger as a result of the training. Minds that are challenged to solve more and more difficult problems become increasingly adept from the experience.
Questioning and challenging your beliefs can transform them from mere beliefs into absolute certainties. The willingness to challenge a belief demonstrates your commitment to, and confidence in that belief.
By being your own most effective skeptic, you add real depth and substance to your beliefs, perspectives and assumptions. By continuing to ask why and why not, you learn much and grow stronger.
When you challenge your beliefs, you compel yourself to make them a reality. You transform them from vague concepts into living, breathing certainties upon which you can build great value.
#1290
Inspiration & Hope / Get a purpose
January 22, 2008, 09:37:39 PMIf you're not clear about your purpose on this day, random events, distractions and circumstances beyond your control will impose a purpose upon you. You'll end up spending your precious time in the service of things that won't bring any value or fulfillment.
In contrast, when you're solidly connected to a personally meaningful purpose, you're able to focus on making real progress. Though the same problems, frustrations and distractions will come, they will not have the power to overwhelm or consume you.
The more fully you understand why you wish to do something, the more clearly you'll see how to do it. Strong, solid, meaningful reasons will ignite the energy to create worthwhile and lasting achievements.
It is well worth the time and effort necessary to understand why you seek what you seek. When you know why, anything is within your reach.
To get maximum results from your efforts, look beyond the outer concerns of what you're doing. Look at why you've chosen to do it.
Give this day a real, honest purpose that truly means something to you. And you'll build value that continues long after the day is over.
#1291
Jokes and Humor / Reply: It's Joke Time Again!!!
January 22, 2008, 09:35:11 PM
diha koy usa ka amigo kaniadto nga nagtrabaho sa constraction ilang balay sa pantalan sa dagat mismo pero dool lang sa kalsada, kada uli nya gikan sa work magtuyok tuyok dayon ang IRING sa iyang tiil kay anad man unya makita nya ang tae sa iring sa sala.. sa kalagot nya iyang gikuha ang iring ug gingud ngud ang nawong sa iring sa iyang tae ug ilabay ang iring sa bintana. sa nadugay na niyang hinimo adto inig uli nya motuyok ang iring sa iyang tiil unya kusa na ang iring mo ngud ngud sa iyang nawong sa tae ug dayon lukso sa bintana..
#1292
Help & Support / Reply: Tubag Bohol Gets 2 Million Plus Page Views
January 22, 2008, 09:11:34 PM
Oi hala buaw na diay.. go gow TBs more power..
#1293
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Tubag Bohol Warmly Welcomes In In
January 22, 2008, 09:09:51 PM
welcome.. in na in nasi In in..ehemm huypa usa ng bula in para maka inom nata..
#1294
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Kinilaw Bolinao Maribojoc
January 22, 2008, 07:13:13 PMIsdang dimalason, bulahan ikaw!
Unsaon ta man, nabihag ka sa laang
Sa ginansilyong nylon nga baling
Nga gitaktak sa nangadlawong mangingisda.
Isdang bulahan, ikaw gidimalas!
Nagkisikisi, naghiyud-hiyod ka'ng
Gipareglahan, ug dayag nga gihuboan
Sa sinina mo'ng pilak.
Isdang palaran, isdang nagtinga,
Bisan ang gahum sa Magbubuhat
Wala mopugong sa lantip nga kutsilyong
Mitagud-tagod, mihiwa sa mga panakot.
Isdang alaut, hinungdan sa among pagmaya--
Ganina lang gatadlas-tadlas ka sa kaparatan.
Apan dimalas sa tanang dimalas,
Naglangoy ka na sa suka.
#1295
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 22, 2008, 07:05:59 PM
ambot bitaw mikalit lang naman duha pa gyod kabook medyo ok na..
#1296
Bisaya Cebuano Language / Ang ginharian sa pilipo
January 22, 2008, 07:04:38 PM
pasiuna:
Iyang kamahalan,
haring Surikbot sa gingharian sa Pilipo.
hari:
Kung kinsa man kad2ng tawo na makaibot sa sungkod
na nagta-op sa pang2x sa ikapitong bungtod
sa kasing2x sa akong anak,
mao'y makapanag-iya sa matahom kong anak
na si prinsesa Olivia.
prinsipe:
Mahal na prinsesa Olivia!
sa gikan pa ako sa amo,
nag-ulan ug nagabagyo.
Ang suba nag-ulbo2x,
gilabang ko tungod ug alang kanimo.
prinsesa:
Mahal na prinsipe,
unsa man diay ang imong tuyo?
nga ang imong kakapoy ug kahago
pabayran mo ba diay kanako?
Busa kung tinuod kang nahigugma,
ato-a'y among katunggan daruha.
Apan ayaw daruha sa kabaw
kun dili datuha sa imong gugma.
prinsipe:
Mahal na prinsesa,
wala ka kaha malipong?
kay dili mahimo ang katunggan pagadaruhon?
Kay dili ba kaha ka gabaan
nga kumbento ra ba kana
sa isdang tambasakan?
hari:
Hoy lalaki! hala layas!
Ambot kung diin ka gikan.
Ang ingon kanimo dili angay kanamong mga dungganan...
dili angay kaninyong mga mayokmok
ug mura ka man lang gani'g pan-os nga usahos
sa kabayo sa Tubigon!
-baw-
Iyang kamahalan,
haring Surikbot sa gingharian sa Pilipo.
hari:
Kung kinsa man kad2ng tawo na makaibot sa sungkod
na nagta-op sa pang2x sa ikapitong bungtod
sa kasing2x sa akong anak,
mao'y makapanag-iya sa matahom kong anak
na si prinsesa Olivia.
prinsipe:
Mahal na prinsesa Olivia!
sa gikan pa ako sa amo,
nag-ulan ug nagabagyo.
Ang suba nag-ulbo2x,
gilabang ko tungod ug alang kanimo.
prinsesa:
Mahal na prinsipe,
unsa man diay ang imong tuyo?
nga ang imong kakapoy ug kahago
pabayran mo ba diay kanako?
Busa kung tinuod kang nahigugma,
ato-a'y among katunggan daruha.
Apan ayaw daruha sa kabaw
kun dili datuha sa imong gugma.
prinsipe:
Mahal na prinsesa,
wala ka kaha malipong?
kay dili mahimo ang katunggan pagadaruhon?
Kay dili ba kaha ka gabaan
nga kumbento ra ba kana
sa isdang tambasakan?
hari:
Hoy lalaki! hala layas!
Ambot kung diin ka gikan.
Ang ingon kanimo dili angay kanamong mga dungganan...
dili angay kaninyong mga mayokmok
ug mura ka man lang gani'g pan-os nga usahos
sa kabayo sa Tubigon!
-baw-
#1297
General Topic / Reply: Bugal-Bugal Unlimited
January 22, 2008, 06:56:09 PM
Ako'y nakahinumdom
sa kabugnaw sa kagabihion
tingog GAKUROG...
inubanan pa gyud sa itlog
nga di na hapit mo tay-og...
sa kabugnaw sa kagabihion
tingog GAKUROG...
inubanan pa gyud sa itlog
nga di na hapit mo tay-og...
#1298
Jokes and Humor / Reply: Text Jokes
January 22, 2008, 06:53:43 PM
ok na sya gamay paul.. kay dili na beer akong giinom antibiotics nalang..
he he sa tuyom guro paul natusok sa gilid...
he he sa tuyom guro paul natusok sa gilid...
#1299
General Topic / Reply: Bugal-Bugal Unlimited
January 22, 2008, 06:44:02 PM
Ang Kuan (bow)
Ang kuan usahay makasapot
Tungod sa kulot nga bungot;
Usahay makalagot kung dili na huot;
Usahay hinay, usahay kusog ang duot.
Ang kuan usa ka maayong pasingot.
Ang Kuan (bow)
Ang kuan usahay makasapot
Tungod sa kulot nga bungot;
Usahay makalagot kung dili na huot;
Usahay hinay, usahay kusog ang duot.
Ang kuan usa ka maayong pasingot.
Ang Kuan (bow)
#1300
Introduce Yourself / Reply: Tubag Bohol Warmly Welcomes Livewire
January 22, 2008, 06:21:41 PM
welcome livewire.. sigi sugud na para bibo..