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from #ThingsThatLookLikeKimKardashiansBum

The caption on the cover is quite ambitious, reading "Break The Internet Kim Kardashian." Judging by the huge reaction on social media (the bare bum cover is already being turned into hilarious and weird memes), we can safely say that their mission has been accomplished.

(WARNING: PHOTO NSFW)*

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2271066/thumbs/o-KIM-KARDASHIAN-900.jpg?16


more at http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/11/12/kim-kardashian-butt-paper-magazine_n_6144654.html

*whatever NSFW means, islander is not posting the photo here at TB.

Kim Kardashian's Bare Butt On Paper Magazine Kinda Broke The Internet (NSFW)

The Huffington Post Canada | By Chloe Tejada
11/12/2014

Paper magazine's latest cover star(s) really needs no introduction, but we will try anyway.

Kim Kardashian is featured on two covers of the mag's winter 2014 issue: one featuring her oiled bare butt and wearing nothing but black satin gloves and a pearl necklace; the other featuring the 34-year-old completely clothed in a black sequin gown with a champagne glass resting on her derriere. The "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" star holds a glass of bubbly and sports a chic topknot and a big smile.

amen.

But when celebrity hairstylist Marc Mena was asked the same question, he offered a different approach to achieve “luscious, shiny hair.”

“For a hygienically acceptable application, at the end of a shower, pour a flat beer over your hair straight from your roots,” says Mena. “Let it sit for 3-4 minutes and rinse with cold water to increase shine. To avoid the stench that can come with beer, follow-up with a fragrant conditioner.”

http://magazine.foxnews.com/

“Aside from the awkwardness of trying to use beer from a can or bottle in the shower, I don’t think you want to worry about having to rinse it all out and risk your head of hair smelling like a frat party,” says hair restoration physician Dr. Alan Bauman. “Most of the positive reviews I’ve found in my research seem to be from those who work for companies that produce beer shampoo â€" not a good sign.”

There are several other drawbacks for trying to use beer for gorgeous hair. The alcohol could be too drying for some, which could potentially strip away the natural oils hair needs to maintain overall good health.  And  there seems to be conflicting opinions on how beer should be used for maximum results. Dr. Welter says beer should first be boiled to lower its drying alcoholic content. Once it properly cools down, it can then be applied directly on clean hair before completely rinsing out. On the other hand, Parasmo recommends putting beer in a spray bottle and lightly spritzing as a leave-in conditioner.

Stylist Luigi Parasmo, who has worked for on runway shows for couture brands like Versace, Armani and Dolce & Gabbana, also believes beer can make everything better, at least in the hair department.

“Beer works well because the alcohol acts as a cleansing and shine agent,” says Parasmo. “It has a softening effect as well."

For those wary of the smell and mess that comes with a beer rinse, beauty companies have already launched similar products that can cut down on time. There’s LUSH's Cynthia Sylvia Stout shampoo, which promises to provide volume and shine with a smell that’s “delicious, just like a brandy, stout and lemon cocktail.” There’s also BRÖÖ, a hops and barley-based hair care line that insists on strengthening weak manes for fuller, thicker results.

But some experts say it might not be worth it.

Beer for Beautiful Hair: Does It Work?

By Stephanie Nolasco, June 17, 2013



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What’s the secret behind Catherine Zeta-Jones’ soft tresses? Cracking open a cold one.

The 43-year-old actress has long been a fan of using beer to condition her famous mane and she’s not alone. For centuries, women have relied on this old wives' tale to get shiny, irresistibly touchable hair. And while the idea of smelling like a dingy dive may turn some off from the treatment, experts say there may be some benefits to this regimen.

"Because beer is rich in proteins and vitamins, through the natural barley and hops, it does contain nutrients for helping to develop healthy hair,” explains Dr. Ryan Welter, a Massachusetts-based hair restoration surgeon. “Many people have thus seen the benefits of fuller, thicker and more bodied hair through the use of a beer rinse. However, it’s not acting on growing hairs, but rather existing ones. There is no evidence beer can help hair grow.”

taym awt.  what i know of beer is that it's a good substitute for hairspray.  in other words, makatuskig ug buhok.  i better check on this further...  manga-opaw unya ang mosunod ani.  caveat emptor!

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 22, 2014, 06:13:23 PM



4 Take the pan off the stove and let it cool completely. It should take about 5-10 minutes. Now may be a good time to enjoy a drink while you're waiting.

aha, it does not suggest what drink one can have while waiting.  naa ba kahay effect sa beer shampoo kun ang imnon shampoo imbis beer?

Quote from: cbahan1 on August 06, 2014, 11:47:23 PM
isa na ko ani kay reading mode ra man ko

here are hopes that those on reading mode are not deleted.

wa ko moabli sa youtube ani kay mahadlok ko.  moingon lang gyod ko nga... salamat kay arrested ang horrific man who can do that to a helpless animal.  may he be swallowed by a tiger one day.  if not, well, may his armpits be filled with fleas and ticks.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 13, 2014, 06:59:32 PM
Oh, what I meant was, dili sa makausa lang ka higayon nga napamatud-an nga aduna kay personal nga kasayoran sa kasaysayan sa mga tawo nga nahilambigit sa mga milagro...

hehe, right time, right place lang tingali ko.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 13, 2014, 06:47:19 PM
Without a matching demonic pervert's stare, it's just plain sissy. Take a long, hard look at the master...

mas makahahadlok man ang sipat ni salvador uy.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 13, 2014, 06:32:01 PM
Hmm, pwede pud Bislog. Unya, kon Itneg ug Tagalog...

itlog opkors, as in egg.

GREG ANDERSON PHOTOGRAPHY

http://twistedsifter.com/

World Beard & Moustache Championships

Yes, "competitive bearding" is a sport, and Portland, Ore., recently laid out the red carpet for the World Beard and Moustache Championships, honoring the most formidable facial hair.

Photographer Greg Anderson created these stunning portraits of some of the contestants from the 2014 competition.

Quote from: chicogon on November 13, 2014, 02:18:54 AM
Bwahahaha. Uyon ka ani Madam Isle?

half-half ko ani, fr chic.  unsa pa may punishment intawon sa repeat offender?  wa nay putlon kun giputol na.

hahahaha!  magluha man sad ta ninyog kinatawa... 

well, as you've posted here in another thread...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 12, 2014, 04:38:51 PM

If the acts are committed while the woman or child is pregnant or committed in the presence of her child, the penalty to be applied shall be the maximum period of penalty prescribed in the section.

In addition to imprisonment, the perpetrator shall (a) pay a fine in the amount of not less than One hundred thousand pesos (P100,000.00) but not more than three hundred thousand pesos (300,000.00); (b) undergo mandatory psychological counseling or psychiatric treatment and shall report compliance to the court.

-various online sources

(b) Acts falling under Section 5(c) and 5(d) shall be punished by arresto mayor;

(c) Acts falling under Section 5(e) shall be punished by prision correccional;

(d) Acts falling under Section 5(f) shall be punished by arresto mayor;

(e) Acts falling under Section 5(g) shall be punished by prision mayor;

(f) Acts falling under Section 5(h) and Section 5(i) shall be punished by prision mayor.

REPUBLIC ACT 9292 (Anti-Violence Against Women and Children [ VAWC ] Act of 2004)

SECTION 6. Penalties.- The crime of violence against women and their children, under Section 5 hereof shall be punished according to the following rules:

(a) Acts falling under Section 5(a) constituting attempted, frustrated or consummated parricide or murder or homicide shall be punished in accordance with the provisions of the Revised Penal Code.

If these acts resulted in mutilation, it shall be punishable in accordance with the Revised Penal Code; those constituting serious physical injuries shall have the penalty of prison mayor; those constituting less serious physical injuries shall be punished by prision correccional; and those constituting slight physical injuries shall be punished by arresto mayor.

Acts falling under Section 5(b) shall be punished by imprisonment of two degrees lower than the prescribed penalty for the consummated crime as specified in the preceding paragraph but shall in no case be lower than arresto mayor.

REPUBLIC ACT 9208 (Anti-Trafficking in Persons Act of 2003)

Act                                         Penalty

Acts of Trafficking:  20 years imprisonment and a fine of P1 - 2M

Acts that Promote Trafficking:  15 years imprisonment and a fine of  P500,000 - 1M

Qualified Trafficking:  Life imprisonment and a fine of P2 - 5M

Use of Trafficked persons:  first offense - 6 months community service and a fine of P50,000; second and subsequent offenses - 1 year  imprisonment and a fine of P100,000

OTHER PENALTIES

•   If offender is a club or  an organization, penalty shall be imposed upon the owner, president, partner or manager who has knowingly permitted and did not prevent the commission of the crime

•   SEC licenses and registration of offending clubs or organizations shall be revoked permanently

•   If the offender is a foreigner: Deportation after serving his/her sentence and permanent barring from entering the country

•   If the offender is an employee or government official: dismissal from service; barred permanently to hold public office; forfeiture of all retirement benefits

Whenever the rape is committed with the use of a deadly weapon or by two or more persons, the penalty shall be prision mayor to reclusion temporal.

When by reason or on the occasion of the rape, the victim has become insane, the penalty shall be reclusion temporal.

When the rape is attempted and a homicide is committed by reason or on the occasion thereof, the penalty shall be reclusion temporal to reclusion perpetua.

When by reason or on the occasion ofthe rape, homicide is committed, the penalty shall be reclusion perpetua.

Reclusion temporal shall be imposed if the rape is committed with any of the ten aggravating/ qualifying circumstances mentioned in this article.

6) When the offender knows that he is afflicted with the Human Immuno-Deficiency Virus (HIV)/Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) or any other sexually transmissible disease and the virus or disease is transmitted to the victim;

7) When committed by any member of the Armed Forces of the Philippines or para-military units thereof or the Philippine National Police or any law enforcement agency or penal institution, when the offender took advantage of his position to facilitate the commission of the crime;

8 ) When by reason or on the occasion of the rape, the  victim has suffered permanent physical mutilation or disability;

9) When the offender knew of the pregnancy of the offended party at the time of the commission of the crime; and

10) When the offender knew of the mental disability, emotional disorder and/or physical handicap of the offended party at the time of the commission of the crime.

Rape under paragraph 2 of the next preceding article shall be punished by prision mayor.

The death penalty shall also be imposed if the crime of rape is committed with any of the following aggravating/qualifying circumstances:

l) When the victim is under eighteen (18) years of age and the offender is a parent, ascendant, step-parent, guardian, relative by consanguinity or affinity within the third civil degree, or the common-law spouse of the parent of the victim;

2) When the victim is under the custody of the police or military authorities or any law enforcement or penal institution;

3) When the rape is committed in full view of the spouse, parent, any of the children or other relatives within the third civil degree of consanguinity;

4) When the victim is a religious engaged in legitimate religious vocation or calling and  is personally known to be such by the offender before or at the time of the commission of the crime;

5) When the victim is a child below seven (7) years old;

REPUBLIC ACT 8353 (Anti-Rape Law of 1997)

Article 266-B. Penalty. - Rape under paragraph 1 of the next preceding article shall be punished by reclusion perpetua.

Whenever the rape is committed with the use of a deadly weapon or by two or more persons, the penalty shall be reclusion perpetua to death.

When by reason or on the occasion of the rape, the victim has become insane, the penalty shall become reclusion perpetua to death.

When the rape is attempted and a homicide is committed by reason or on the occasion thereof, the penalty shall be reclusion perpetua to death.

When by reason or on the occasion of the rape, homicide is committed, the penalty shall be death.

Quote from: chicogon on November 12, 2014, 09:14:17 AM
Penalty?

gi-research and share gyod ni nako kay interesado sad ko...


REPUBLIC ACT NO. 7877 (Anti-Sexual Harassment Act of 1995)

SEC. 7. Penalties

Any person who violates the provisions of this Act shall, upon conviction, be penalized by imprisonment of not less than one (1) month nor more than six (6) months, or a fine of not less than Ten thousand pesos (P10,000) nor more than Twenty thousand pesos (P20,000), or both such fine and imprisonment at the discretion of the court.

Any action arising from the violation of the provisions of this Act shall prescribe in three (3) years.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 12, 2014, 03:54:14 PM
Depends on the gravity of the offence.

Ginagmay - litkan.
Dinagko - putlan.

ngeeeh.  unsa man ang diperensya sa ginagmay ug dinagko?  it's as if you're saying that there's such a thing as a half-virgin.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 12, 2014, 04:25:35 PM
Paet pud ni nga conviction. Gasakit na ang imong pus-on, posasan ka pa.

moral lesson: siguroon na lang nga ang pus-on nga gasakit maoy posasan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 12, 2014, 04:23:24 PM
Hmm, daghan jud ang kaila aning Madame CJ, da...

kuan man god, nyor hubag, kun naay bol-anon sa pluto, naa poy bol-anon sa cebu.  i belong to the latter.

mas motuo ko nga si inday sa hulagway ang gihimong panghadlok.

hahaha!  morag mas katuhoan nang imong mga linya bai hubs da.

abe:  ang wakang baya ay, morag di kusog manikdol ug mamikil sa tanan niyang mga silingan.

xi:  sus, lamia larutan aning hapona uy.

hehehe, nagyam-iray man intawon na uy, even for the cameras.

kinsa kaha tawon ang mga ginikanan ni lowbatt?

hihihihihi, hadlok diay kag surveillance cameras, bai hubs?

other related philippine laws:

Republic Act 8353: Anti-Rape Law of 1997

Republic Act 9208: Anti-Trafficking in Persons Act of 2003

Republic Act 9292: Anti-Violence Against Women and Children (VAWC) Act of 2004

in the philippines...


REPUBLIC ACT NO. 7877

AN ACT DECLARING SEXUAL HARASSMENT UNLAWFUL IN THE EMPLOYMENT, EDUCATION OR TRAINING ENVIRONMENT, AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES

also known as the Anti-Sexual Harassment Act of 1995

for the whole text, the link: http://www.ecop.org.ph/downloads/presentations/march20/RA-7877-Anti-Sexual-Harassment-Law.pdf

justice indeed has a way of catching up.  back in 2004, a friend working at NEDA-7 tipped me about this.  i entirely forgot her story as i went on with my life.  both the former regional director and his wife are NEDA people through and through and have been deemed, rightly or wrongly, as quite imperious, it is as if the office is their personal fiefdom.  that is why this story has shaken me somewhat.  it took this long, but if justice had been served, so be it.

aguy.  taas tuod ang suwang pero infected sad ang liog.  gitudloan ba pod ni silag pataas ug kilay?

i'm floored.  aguy, arang kanindot nila.  thanks, hof!

i suspect that that german photographer had booked in a hotel in these parts because he's used to such settings.

aw, ngano ba uroy.  itlog ra ba diay ang saligan aning kinabuhia.

haaayyy, salamat.  daan pa lagi ko nga kaliwat tag gwapo ug gwapa...

Quote from: hubag bohol on November 10, 2014, 02:18:17 PM
He he, bespoke perforce...

“Patience perforce with willful choler meeting
Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
I will withdraw, but this intrusion shall,
Now seeming sweet, convert to bitt'rest gall.” ― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet


“His face bespoke his soul.” - Voltaire

sikma lang gyod always, loll, aron di ka ma-sinusitis sama nako.  paskang paita kay makalipong kay nauseous kaayo, it is a relief to just puke and sleep the sinusitis attack off. 

#20 Tasting Starbucks




images 1-20 are from http://www.boredpanda.com/

#19 Thief Caught In Action

#18 Stealing The Leftover Pizza

#17 Milk Thief

#16 Chicken Thief

#15 Kitty And His Prey

#14 Sausage Burglar

#13 Milk Burglars

#12 Determined Kitty