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Quote from: swakee on January 14, 2008, 02:09:47 PM
Maam C2, based fud ni sa imong experience? hehe...

ahahahaha! no comment!

I don't go there everyday kay medyo layo layo man gud ang Mabolo sa Urgello (where I lived). But I did go quite regularly. Moadto pud ko Pink Sisters. Labi na adtong time nga nag abot abot ang mga problema. I sometimes go to Carmelite just to cry, magpa gawas sa gibati. I just cry quietly, of course.

Dai Julai, I miss you pud. As in. From the bottom of my heart. But you know what? Naa ra baya ko sa daplin daplin, I just visited your payag the other day, although dili nako tig bisita sa akong kaugalingong payag. Kinsay nag bawala nimo dai? Si lalabs? Hehehe

ahahahaahhaahha

sundang? wow! kuyaw!

Hala! Suerte jud ka Miss Bambs, duha kabuok imong boylets adtong adlawa. Pareha raba na si Barbaro ug Sigbin nga adik sa Videoke. Ahehehehe.

Pero mas suerte silang duha nimo oi. Guapa na, seksi pa.

Daghan pud mga tigols nga murag teenager pang huna huna. Depende ra jud sa tawo.

Ahahahahaha!

Mao jud Miss Bambs

Ing-ana na sa atoa Miss Bambs, basta makakita na gani sila'g foreigner, i-jack up ang presyo.

Hahahaha!

Siaw jud ka Miss Bambs

Miss Bambi, I only know how to swim basta matugkad pa nako, pero kung lawom na gani, dili nako kahibaw mo langoy. Hehehe

hahahaha!

basin pakulo ra tong ilang sale

Dong, asa naman ang pics sa male models? hehehe

Kataas pud ani oi. Nalibat ko ug binasa. Cute lagi ni si Obama noh? Nindot iyang ngipon, nagpa bleach siguro sa iyang teeth ni.

Nindot kaayo ning sale. Kuarta lang ang wala.

Ahahahahaha!

Kahinumdom kaayo Miss Bambs! Ambot kung si Sir kahinumdom ba?

Bwahahahaha!

Aw nindot man pud ang college Ms Bambs kay bibo man pud, igat igat ginagmay.

Quote from: Sigbin II on August 31, 2007, 03:48:19 PM
Another masturbation myth is that your hands will get hairy.

Mr Sigbin, I am going to ask Miss Bambi if your hands are hairy. Kay nakakita man siya nimo in person jud. Mahibaw-an na jud ang tinuod bah. Hahaha

beeyotch = bitch

Ahehehehehe! Lingaw jud ka Miss Bambs, by hook or by crook! ahehehehe

Ganahan ko sa song. I love, love this song. I know the lyrics by heart.

Good answer, Ms Bambi. Pareha pud akong tubag. Hehehe. Apir!

Dili ko ganahan anang Loren Legarda kay maldita. According to a reliable source, she's a beeyotch kuno.

My first choice is Manny Villar. The man is so rich, maybe he won't kurakot as much money from the people. Datu na gud siya daan. Hehehe.

My 2nd choice is Noli de Castro. I like it when he says, "Magandang Gabi Bayan!", and also I liked that video of him, na capture siya nag alsa alsa sa Black Nazarene.

Sus kahadlok ana oi. Hadlok jud.

I need to learn how to swim.

The men in our country are spoiled brats.

Mura jud Nostradamus oh! or Madam Auring ba kaha hehe

Miss Bambi, which lifestyle do you like better? The European or the Pinoy style? hehehehe

Dili ko mo agree aning iyang gi ingon nga if nursing students are taught in Sugbuanon bisaya, mawala na ilang desire to go abroad. Mao gani nag nursing kay gustong mo abroad. I don't believe any student enrolled in nursing school right now, is there for the reason of becoming a nurse in the Philippines when she graduates.

The writer needs to wake up and smell the coffee. Hehehe

Agay! Ka bibo na jud ana, mingaw nako sa outdoor concerts didto sa fuente, ug mga flea-market type stalls along Jones Ave...

Kuyaw jud ni si Manny oi. But I guess, when the guy has millions of moolah, he can do whatever the heck he wants.

Kadtong hiker dire nga nag missing adtong January 1, nakit-an na last week. Iyang body gi tagod tagod sa serial killer, maayo gani nadakpan tong buanga.

I loved going to the Carmelite sisters when I lived in Cebu. It is a sanctuary, my quiet place amidst the hustle and the bustle of life.

Thanks for sharing this, Scott.

Gimingaw na ko's Carbon.

Ganahan ko sa imong pic sa choo-choo train, Mr Scott. Hehehe

Mr Brownman, katingalahan bitaw jud ang kalibutan noh? It is all because of the gravity of the earth. Hehe

These photos break my heart. Huhuhu.

wow! kalami sa pic hehehe

Sus duol ra man unta nang Camiguin sa amo, nganong wala pa man jud ko naka anha diha? Hehehe! Guapa btaw ang Camiguin...island paradise pud.

The best kind of ubi is in Bohol. Haaayyy, I fondly remember my ubi-harvesting days in Panglao.

Mr Brownman, didn't Elton John just get married recently? lain pud to?

Anyways, according to Christian beliefs, dakong sala ang homosexuality unya ang same-sex marriage. Pero who am I to say anything about that? Utro pud ko nga dakong makasasala, dili ko mohukom sa akong isig katawo oi. And besides, I have loads of friends who are gay, and I love them so much.

Mr Brownman, ning tukar man ang pagka espanyol nimo. Hehehe.

Mike, you're asking Mari for the impossible. Bisan unsaon, dili na jud ko madala ug photoshop. Hahaha.

wow!

Your beauty is sorely missed in the forums, Ms Mari. Regards ko's imong fafa ug imong in-laws.

Miss Mari, I miss you! asa naman ka nag tago tago ron?

Mr Brownman, mura diay ko'g clown ani, pa bibo? ahahahaha

Quote from: Brownman on January 14, 2008, 01:07:08 AM
kahibawo man ko nga ikaw na jud musunud ug tubag C2 mao nga akong gui espanyol ug gamay, he, he, he

grabe, murag Nostradamus hehehe

Miss Bambi, your pictures are as beautiful as you are. Mwah!

hehehe kuyawa ni brownman oi, fantastico man jud

agay!

excited nako para ninyo

picturi baya ang mga adventures ninyo hehehe

ayay! yeah, sushi boat is really good. yum yum yum. naa pud lami nga korean bbq resto diha sa geary, unya don't forget the Chinese dimsum hehehe

Miss Bambs, grabe pud si Barbaro, wala jud mo gitagbo sa highway?

Hehehe! Nagpalami lang nis Barbaro sa iyang gibati inom inom ug San Mig, samtag nakutas mong duha ni Sigbin binaklay.

Hehehe Peace Barbs

Miss Bambi, the pics are perfect! Your mama is so guapa, liwat nimo.

You and Ms Grazie better make the rounds of the sushi bars, the Korean bbqs, etc etc hehehe

Pahimulos jud

There is a little Mexican resto along Mission St that makes the best enchiladas and burritos, nakalimot lang ko sa name. There is also a little Pinoy resto in Daly City that makes the best lechon kawali. Aggguuyyy!

And of course, naa pa Jollibee, Red Ribbon ug Goldilocks. Hehehe.

Ayyy! Ka sweet, thanks kaayo Ms BeLLe, na touch ko...

manuroy pud mo sa Pier 39?

Ayaw baya kalimti ang pics nga nag kumbayot mo sa cable car ha?

Is Mikey going to SF to meet you pud?

I would love to be with you and Ms Grazie jud, if only I could...

hahay buhay

Quote from: Brownman on January 12, 2008, 05:54:59 PM
Embalmer is a good propession not to mention the funeral parlor owner who earns more money everyday, what's good in this business is they don't accept Utang, he, he, he

I won't bore you with the details, Mr Brownman...but this is not true.

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 12, 2008, 03:46:33 PM
It is a shame that there are old men that come to the Philippines for sexual purposes. These kinds of people are truly wolves. They prey on the needy and desperate, and the sad thing is that there are many that will give in to their wishes.

Does the RP have strict anti-pedophile laws?

There are laws, dong. But implementation is another story. A foreigner who gets caught, can pretty much buy his way out of prison, basta naa lang dollar.

She has good, sound plans for healthcare Dong. I like that.

Humot man gud ang kuarta, Mr Brownman.

Mao lagi, Ms BeLLe.

jama jama jud

Sakto jud na nga pagkakita describe, Pinoy chopsuey music.

Bye, Scott.

Our country is a magnet for pedophiles. Nakakita ko'g documentary sa una nga mga foreigners nga pervs ganahan jud sila sa Pinas just because child prostitution is so rampant.

Pedophiles need to be skinned alive.

Well, I'm sure lahi pud imong style sa photography.

Mahal bitaw kaayo nang Badian Island Resort, puros foreigners lang intawon maka adto didto.

Naa ka sa Cebu City nag base?

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 12, 2008, 03:27:23 PM
The chics love it
It glows man gud. LOL

wow! glow-in-the-dark? puede diay mag hide-and-seek? ahahaha! sipat jud ka Dong Bran

Quote from: grazie7y on January 12, 2008, 03:16:01 PM
hahahahah grabeh nako'ng agik-ik ani, ms ethyl oi!  ma igo man sad ta ani dah!

hehe, na igo btaw pud ko Ms Grazie...pero maayo nang unhan ug estorya ba, para klaro.

But no worries, kay matod pa ni Dong Bran, vivacious and bodacious man kuno ta. (aherrrmmm)

Unya matod pang Scott, plus-sized women are sexy man kuno.

Basta ang ako lang jud ikasulti nimo Scott: If you talk the talk, you must walk the walk.

Hahaha!

Quote from: Lorenzo on January 12, 2008, 03:14:03 PM
On my bedside table: A pack green magnums.

ah, green man jud. environmentally-friendly? hehe

Dong, a curious mind knows no boundaries.

With that being said, I'll leave it up to your imagination.

Hahaha! *wink*

Wow. Sa description pa lang nimo daan, excited nako makakita sa imong pics of Cebu puhon.

South of Cebu ba nang Alcoy ug Badian? I have good memories didto.

You need to do a book on Cebu pud, Scott. Sus daghan nakang projects ani.

Hehehe

This is funny.

A corpse's anus is rock-solid, what with rigor mortis combined with formalin.

It is impossible to stick one's finger into a corpse's anus.

I should know. I've tried it.

Hahaha *joke*

Pagsaba lang unya Scott, kung maghimo na unya ka'g book on Women Who Look Pregnant,

mo volunteer ko as a model

hehe

Aw, nindot man pud nang baki bah. Bisan asa lang layat. Hahaha.

Is it possible to go to every town in Bohol in one day?

Mao na akong goal puhon, kung hatagan pa ko ug chance ni Lord maka suroy sa Bohol someday.

Sa Cebu, nalibot na pud na nimo? What's your favorite place diha?

Quote from: Scott on January 12, 2008, 03:00:50 PM
In so many ways, yes. Sa kilid, naa say wooden Ifugao harvest god ug usa ka buntis nga anito. hahhaa
I find pregnant women sexy. One of my dream book project though is to shoot local pregnant women, in nude, for a coffeetable book.

I would love to see that book puhon. It's weird that you mentioned that. I was just looking at Halle Berry's photo spread in a magazine, and was thinking how radiant and beautiful she looked pregnant. Women are most beautiful walking down the aisle inig kasal, and also, when they're pregnant.

How about women who just look pregnant? (mura'g buntis kay ning awas ang fats sa tiyan)

Quote from: Scott on January 12, 2008, 02:56:33 PM
I see. Nindot sa Sagbayan oist. Madungawan na ang Cebu. Malili kung hapit na mudunggu ang barko sa Tubigon.

re: lotto. wa pa jud ko kasuway ana. raffle nuon. kanang first prize electric fan or multicab. heheheheh

I was raised in Pilar until sixth grade, the rest transit na between Tagbilaran and Cebu, and for a while, Manila.

I bet you're been to every corner in Bohol. I don't even know where Pilar is. I always get Pilar and Bilar confused.

Mura diay ka butterfly, Scott. Bisan asa lang tugpa. Bohol-Cebu-Manila.

Quote from: Scott on January 12, 2008, 02:48:05 PM
pwede sad tig hawid sa clapper sa Amazing Race. hahhaha

Pag apply ana nga trabaho, Scott. Hehe. Although, murag over-qualified ra ka.

It must be comforting to have them near you at night. Keeps the bad vibes away.

I miss my lola's San Antonio de Padua, wish I had it with me right now.

Taga Sagbayan ko, land of the NPA.

Ikaw, asa ka sa Bojol?

Nindot btaw pud ang weather sa Florida, save for the fact that it gets too hot in the summer (must be what hell feels like), and of course, that they get hit by hurricanes once in a while.

Bahin pud sa lotto, tigtaya ba pud ka? Lisod raba maka jackpot kung dili mo taya.

Now that it's been proven that Glorietta people are culpable, the owners are scratching their heads: they see millions of pesos slipping away from their fingers.

Kinsa nga santo? I hope makakita ko sa picture niya one day.

I wonder how many of these tourists are pedophiles looking for pinoy kids, and horny foreigners hoping to get lucky with pretty pinays (and even the not-so-pretty ones)...

Lisod kaayo makakita Pau de Arco dire.

Hehe

What's on your bedside table, Scott?

(tug-an sa tinuod ha)

Uyyy, I hope that Florida plan goes through. You do strike me as a Miami Beach kind of guy.

With regards to that European backpacking panganduy, I suggest mo lansar ka sa ato pagka politiko.

Our politicians are accomplished globe-trotters, and the best thing about it is: they don't have to shell out a dime. They make other people pay for it.

On my bedside table: an unused and unread book on drug interactions, my cell phone and a small tub of china gel (my version of tiger's balm)

It is good to know that the threat of getting kidnapped by the Abu Sayyaf does not deter brave tourists anymore.

More power to us.

Have they heard of round-trip tickets?

Naa ko sa Georgia, Scott.

Hmn. A Bol-anon who lives in Cebu. You're living the good life, Scott.

With regards to embalming, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. (sakto ba na?)

I don't even know where Bolivia is. But I know that Bolivian women are gorgeous. (from my years of watching the Ms Universe pageant)

Wow, I'm glad to know my years in school were a complete waste.

Those editors must like making people feel stupid.

Good for them.

Touche, Mike. (dili ko kahibaw mobutang ug kuhit ibabaw sa letter e, sorry)

Maayo lagi ka ug word association noh?

One of these days, I am going to borrow Boy Abunda's imaginary mirror

and ask you tough questions

(it'll be like you downed a handful of jalapenos)

land of milk and honey ko scott, down south pero ibabaw sa florida

ok btaw siguro ni nga mag embalmer sa US or Canada, coz funeral directors (and even ordinary embalmers) make good money

but as far as I know, in the US, one need's 2 yrs of school before maka kuha license,

I just don't know if they honor Philippine education though

murag wala pa man siguro equivalency in place right now

asa ka naka base Scott?

Dinner: crappy TV-dinner ravioli...bleccchhh!

Appropriate for the thread ba. Hehe.

And I was one of the stupid fishes nga ning tangag sa "bait".

And that is why John Gokongwei is a billionaire, and I am a hand-to-mouth entity.

Sa 2004 pa ni nahitabo diay, nganong karon pa man ni gi balita sa ABS-CBN.

Makailad ning low-fare pahaba sa Cebu Pacific. What they don't tell you is that the tax is more than double the advertised low-fare price kuno. Mao rang estoryaha.

I'm ok, though I'm in an embalmy sort of mood.

You haven't unveiled any poetic photos lately. I miss those.

The problems are never-ending. Haaayy

A 10-15 minute break every hour is something lowly peons like me cannot afford to indulge in.

Quote from: Scott on January 12, 2008, 01:35:14 PM
It came out in the Business Section of the paper. In any case, advocacy, for all its worth, is there.

When Scott speaks, C2H4 cowers in the corner and shuts up.

Bow ko nimo Scott.

Quote from: swakee on January 09, 2008, 12:06:32 AM
Blessings in disguise ni C2... white meat taste better... ahehe...

swaks, you're the queen of bonggacious one-liners!

I luv yah, girl! You just make my day.