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Sign sa isang simbahan sa Manila:

"Welcome to the Philippines- The Only Catholic Country in Asia!"

and directly underneath that sign: BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS 

Maski di sa Pilipinas, basta naay Pinoy, mangabuhi ang patay!!!

"Atty. Domino Carriedo" Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo -- a sign in Cebu

May she rest in peace. Prayers for her and for the family she left behind.

"Hodie mihi cras tibi."

Quote from: grazie7y on April 13, 2010, 06:17:45 AM
hahaha sige man gud ga pirok2x ang connection karon!

Bantog ra kay usahay di ko kasud sama sa uban diha nga wa mahiluna, bwahahaha! 

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 13, 2010, 06:37:46 AM


Aristoback (kainan sa likod ng Aristocrat)

hahahahaha

Bwahahaha... naa diay na. Nakakaon man ko anang Aristocrat sa una sa Manila pa... pang Aristocrat pog presyo!

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 13, 2010, 06:37:46 AM


Aristoback (kainan sa likod ng Aristocrat)

hahahahaha

Bwahahaha... naa diay na. Nakakaon man ko anang Aristocrat sa una sa Manila pa... pang Aristocrat pog presyo!

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Bob.   

‘Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'     

'Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'   

'She just died and left me everything.' 

Thank you Grace... she has one more fan! I'm hooked...

Ellen is very good at bringing real talents to her shows...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 13, 2010, 06:00:19 AM
over en out roger...!

i hate mondays.,,^â—‹^

Why man Blew?

Pebori baja nako ni kay way samok hehehe (day off baga)...

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 13, 2010, 06:07:58 AM
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad. whahaha³ whop§

24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive. 

Kung dili tinuod, hapit matinuod, bwahahaha!!!

It maybe just for laughs... but I consider many here as the reason(s) why I chose to stay in the Philippines. Of course, a friend sent this to me over the internet. Meaning, it's only a forwarded item. Please feel free to choose what suits your imagination... hahaha...

http://lagkawbolanon.blogspot.com/2010/04/onlyindaphilippines.html

Well, Philippines is the only place on earth where...

1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. Everything can be forged!
10. Almost all kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Fly-overs bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life!
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Facebook.
16.. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4 AM is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. People can pay to defy the law.
19. Everything and everyone is spoofed..
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger(fake)!
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones.(GSM - Galing Sa Magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (P30/gallon) .
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles (Amen to that!).
31. Where University of the Philippines is where all the weird people go.
32. Ateneo is where all the nerds go.
33. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich people go.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and it happens to everyone.
39. Rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery is a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.
46. People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a thousand..
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe talaga 'to!).
48. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay their tax) - than those employed and have their tax automatically deducted from their salaries.
49. And where everyone wants to leave the country!

FILIPINO SIGNS OF WIT:

1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction.
2. Anita Bakery.
3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night
4. Barber shop called Felix the Cut;
5. A bakery named Bread Pitt
6. Fast-food place selling 'maruya' (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey.
7. Then, there was Christopher Plumbing.
8. A boutique called The Way We Wear.
10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried Chicken.
11. A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald's.
12. A doughnut shop called MacDonuts.
13. A shop selling 'lumpia' (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll.
14. And two butcher shops called Meating Place and Meatropolis.

Smart travelers can decipher what may look like baffling signs to unaccustomed foreigners by simply sounding out the 'Taglish' (The Philippine version of English words spelled and pronounced with a heavy Filipino accent) such as:

15. At a restaurant menu in Cebu:"We hab sopdrink in can an in batol" [translation: We have soft drinks in can and in bottle].
16. Then, there is a sewing accessories shop called "Bids And Pises" - [translation: Beads and Pieces--or-- Bits and Pieces]

There are also many signs with either badly chosen or misspelled words but they are usually so entertaining that it would be a mistake to 'correct' them like....

17. In a restaurant in Baguio City, the 'summer capital' of the Philippines: "Wanted: Boy Waitress"
18. On a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern Antique Furniture"
19. On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan: "We Shoot You While You Wait!"
20. And on the glass front of a cafe in Panay Avenue in Manila: "Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier".

Some of the notices can even give a wrong impression such as:

21. A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: "We Sell Imported Robber Shoes" (these could be the 'sneakiest' sneakers);

22. A rental property sign in Jaro reads: "House For Rent, Fully Furnaced" (it must really be hot inside)!

23. Occasionally, one could come across signs that are truly unique - if not altogether odd. A city in southern Philippines which said: "Adults: 1 peso; Child: 50 centavos; Cadavers: fare subject to negotiation" .

24. European tourists may also be intrigued to discover two competing shops selling hopia (a Chinese pastry) called Holland Hopia and Poland Hopia - which are owned and operated by two local Chinese entrepreneurs, Mr. Ho and Mr. Po respectively - (believe it or not)!

25. Some folks also 'creatively' redesign English to be more efficient. The creative confusion between language and culture leads to more than just simple unintentional errors in syntax, but in the adoption of new words, says reader Robert Goodfellow who came across a sign... "House Fersallarend" (house for sale or rent). Why use five words when two will do?

26. According to Manila businessman, Tonyboy Ongsiako, there is so much wit in the Philippines because we are a country where a good sense of humor is needed to survive. We have a 24-hour comedy show here called the government and a huge reserve of comedians made up mostly of politicians and bad actors.

Now I ask you...where else in the world would one want to live?

Quote from: grazie7y on April 13, 2010, 05:43:51 AM
mike, test! mike, test!  can you see me now?

Bwahaha... mora mag pahinumdom sa Verizon 

Quote from: eatdanao on April 12, 2010, 03:23:41 PM
My loyalty to my party ends where my loyalty to my country begins.” This quotation is attributed to Manuel Luis Quezon..........

Where do you think ang loyalty ni EBA goes to? sa party niya or sa mga bolanon........to whom do you think would EBA leave the continued growth of bohol to? Chatto and Cajes?

EBA has achieve a lot for bohol......mind boggling ang improvement and unprecedented…....majority of the bolanon benefited from this..........including the nay sayers towards him.........Bohol has gained a lot under his term.....what do you think EBA would do to protect Bohols gain? would he hand it to someone who is not capable ug questionable ang integrity? I don’t think so……

take a look at chatto and cajes.....what tangible achievement have they done for bohol's growth???....better yet sa ilang district? naa ba???….....

take a look at Balilihan........what improvements has he brought there??? the chattos has been there since time and memorial.......hantud karon wala gyud improvement na makitan.......

para lang ma ingon na naay na implement na project......they destroyed good functioning road and implememted road concreting on it…....

Just think no improvement in Balilihan maskin congressman cya nya ang iya mama mayaor……....that tandem would have brought a long term economic benefit sa mga tao didto sa balilihan......feeding people during fiesta and giving money people in needs……is not good leadership…..good leadership is providing livelihood and opportunity to your people….so that they can stand on their own…..para pud inig ka fiesta maka hikay sila sa ilang balay……

Lets take a look at Catigbian.....Night and Day and difference sa improvement.....lead by Mayor Salinas........nya six years pa cya in office…..by that alone it would have earned him a slot as a congressman in that district that chatto is going to vacate……

who did chatto choose as his replacment?

Best bud Relampagos na di taga diha na district…..plus this guy is tied to an anomaly sa bidding sa Electric Utility sa tagbilaran….wa pa gyud track record as a governor…….during his six year term……Bohol was languishing in poverty….was part of the bottom 20 provinces in the Philippines………unemployment was sky high……insurgency was at its peak….by his choice lang alone would show you that Chatto will choose his personal interest over the provinces interest…..…..why would you would choose someone who is incapable and has questionable dealing in the past over a person with great track record ug walay anomaly? It makes no sense gyud……

This was well planned gyud to let Relampagos run in his district….ni pasar man cya sa residency in staying sa 1st district…….how long ago was this scheme hatched?? When did relampagos start registering sa 1st district…very skimming and self interest driven…that is the leadership that chatto brings on the table….why would EBA support him?
Another issue here is the fielding of non-bolanon sa 3rd district……ana na ba ka banga ang taga 3rd district na dili sila ka field ug tao para mo dagan sa congress…..honestly that is a slap in the face sa bolanon……..ngano man dili cya mo dagan didto sa lugar asa cya gikan??? Maybe di ka daog didto noh? Nya gi assume nila na mogamit lang ug kwarta para mak daug sa bohol……why do you think he is running un oppose man kuno be? Ngano man wa mo dagan si Rene Relampagos against this guy…he would have won against this guy easily…ngano man adto sa laing na distict na dili man cya taga didto gyud…....ngano wa man mo dagan ang incumbent against this guy….……naa bay kwarta involve in them not running…..the way I see it gi yano yano lang nila ang bolanon ani ay…….and that is the leadrship that chatto brings on the table………why would EBA support him?

Another issue nere is the fielding of BB cajes sa 2nd district under lakas……..iyang bana sa nine years in congress walay tangible improvement na hatag sa 2nd district……ZERO……and you think eya missis naay ma deliver…… he choose her over Aumentado?? ……

probably the reason Chatto supported BB Cajes kay hadlok si chatto na mo balik ug dagan ug governor sa EBA kung ma mismanaged niya ang province…..kay kabalo cya na di cya capable mo dala ug economic benefit sa province….kay ang mga tao he surrounds himself are incompetent…..ug walay laing gihunahuna kung dili ilag kaugalingon …….

another question is why BB Cajes man gyud….where naa pa man uban better sa iya in that idstrict…….

just try to put Statement of Asset and liability sa mga Cajes in a graph and compare it with the economic gains of the 2nd district……diba dako kaayo ang disparity sa duha……it would show na ila asset grew double digit  every year nya ang economic gains sa 2nd district gamay kaayo ug growth mayo lang unta ni grow ug double digit sa nine years under ni cajes………nya chatto supports this people…..that’s the leadership chatto brings on the table…..nya mo support ka ana? Can  you stomach this kind of leadership? Would you want this people to run Bohol??

I like your analysis. Kung tinuod ning imong sulti (saonz wa may supporting paper god hehehehe), angay jud tinuod tagaan kini ug pagtagad og dakong konsidirasyon sa umaabot nga piniliay.

On a personal note, I like what Bertsal has done for Catigbian in the few years that he has served as Mayor. He's very confident and agressive sa iyang approach... maski nagduwa-duwa pa siya sa politika (according to his subordinates) or has an open ambition for higher office... but nobody can take away what he has done for Catigbian these past few years!!!

I hope he stays humble and grounded... kay nahibaw naka basta nagka daghan imong fans, hehehehe.  

Wow!

What else to say?!!

Ngana lagi basta eleksyon. Ang ilaha (whichever Political Party) mo claim maoy "good" ug ang pikas (opposite Political Party) maoy "bad."
Kung ang pikas poy pasultion, ila pod ang good, unya ang laing pikas pod ang bad. Bwahahaha.

Then dayon kung kinsay modaog...after election, tanan muadto napod nila and "kiss ass" (suck is a better word). Sa atong pinulongan pa, "sipsip" "tsupa" "higop" etc. 

Example: when Rene was the Governor, hala di maihap mga itoy tig sunod-sunod ni Rene. Then si Erico napod ang nahimong Governor, nisamot di maihap ang gusto motawag ni Erico og "pre!" Most likely Edgar is next on the pedestal... mohamis jud lubot ni Edgar kung ma gobernador na ni siya kay daghan naman mo kiss dugang sa iyang lubot. Ajaw lang ipa apil ug kiss ang buho, Ed, kay gilok jamo!!! (Sorry for the imagery but true) Bwahahaha!!! 

Unya back to zero napod sa sunod eleksyon, bwahahaha! Away ug lalis napod to the max... morag mga Vikings ug mga Hans.

"Ilara ko 'te!," (kung taga Inabanga pa)... "As in the beginning, is now and for ever will be... same Philippine politics at its best!!!

Sad but true!!!

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 12, 2010, 08:25:24 PM
Patudlo sa imong bana. Saman ning daghan mo ingon ani unja di kamao mo drive hehhehe. Nagdrive ug ingon ani si Pres. Bush ba unya daghan ug reporter na kay nalimot siya unsaon pag stop nagkatibulaag gud ang mga reperter ug panagan. Wa jud to ma news hehehhe gi block out nila.Tayming pud to nga pagvisit si Bush sa planta nagsunod mi mao nakasagap mi adtong fateful incident. hehhehe ma news dagway to ug diha pay naligsan.

Jati ra, gibisita diay mo ni Pres. Bush diha? Wa ka kanudnod sa ija anting-anting RAQ? Hehehehe 

Quote from: bol-anon nga cebuano on April 12, 2010, 10:37:07 PM
naa ba kahay naka graduate ug journalism nilang mga mediamen sa bohol? no offense to the boholano mediamen but they need to police their ranks. i know they are doing their job but they should be bias. they should be transparent and not one-sided in their views.

tan-aw nako puro ra man experience ilaha. sugod beat reporter unya yawyaw dayon paglabay sa panahon na commentarista dayon. pwera lang atong mga bantugan nga mga abugado, engineers ug unsa pa diha.

OK raman unta maski dili graduate og journalism; at least maayo unta kong kahibalo pod unta sila maski little knowledge or balaod ba of journalism (whatever they are)... and then apply it VS. palagdas march ni Yoyoy V. 

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 12, 2010, 10:41:48 PM
Yesterday was wierd yet thrilling. I was at the Starbucks in Montclair ordering my usual: Iced Coffee Grande w/ French Vanilla Cream.

The worker then reached forward and with her fingers, brushed my beard and with her thumb, stroked my mustached upper lip. Then commented, "How long did it take to grow that?"

Awkward moment.

Must be a beard fanatic. ha.

Bwahaha...

Pero klaroha na kung babae ba tong worker?

Quote from: islander on April 13, 2010, 12:06:12 AM
touche!  da, reklamo lagi ang cleric.  clerical error, ang clerk ang nasipjat.  problema kay ang mobasa makaingon pod nga priestly error.  typographical error, well, mahimo pod tingali nang error sa typopotamus.

Bwahaha, ajo gani kay priestly error ra, dili terror!!! 

Quote from: Lexmar on April 12, 2010, 02:13:02 PM
di sa ko matulog sir kay gahulat pa ko sa ako SOULMATE, nahilum man gud ug kalit....hahahaha

Kana maoy clerical error Lex! Kulit jamo ka hahaha. Mabunalan gani ka ni MDB... basin mag error nang imong computer sa buna, bwahahaha!!! Bug-at raba ng camera ni MDB kay puros Nikon!!! 

Hmmmm, morag ako naman lay nag tikaw-tikaw deri. Matog napod ko oist, bwahahaha. Nytt y'all. Katog na Lexmar. Ajaw na daginota si MDB kung di ka gustong daginoton deri sa mga TB (Taong Bayan). Have a good one y'all!!!

Quote from: Lexmar on April 12, 2010, 01:56:42 PM
clerical error ra na wui...ayaw daginutah,

You mean typo...

mao lagi na giingon ni BQN, deri sa TB bisag unsa PYASTAHAN!!! That's why you have to be careful... bias jud ning mga taga TB tinuod (dili sa politika) sa usa'g-usa. TB loves TB.

Quote from: leah_marie on April 12, 2010, 01:43:13 PM
patay..wa na man uso JS ron kay April na man...nus-a man na nga date??

Aw o diay tingsugod naman diay sa klase na inig uli nako pohon kay August naman. Pwede "reunion" na lang atong itawag ani na date? Ajejeje.... 

Quote from: Lexmar on April 12, 2010, 01:44:23 PM
right...si maam da binsi ra man ang na highblood ug taman, igo ra gani ko nangutana...
relax lang maam, nagduda lang ko kung duna bay gilabanan nga sidec maam da binsi

Don't worry Lex, di mahilig nis MDB ug Side C... Side A ijang peyborit Pinoy Band. 

Quote from: Lexmar on April 12, 2010, 01:38:18 PM
unsa may bahinon nato nga nanumpa naman ko sa ako kaugalingon nga dili ko mudawat ug kwarta gikan sa mga politiko bisag piso inig eleksyon...hahaha, sugot ka magbahin tah ug tangkong kay wala man jud tay kwarta nga mabahin...hahahaha

Wahahahaha! Good boy diay ka dong. Sige tangkong nalay atong bahinon. Ikaw harvest, akoy luto. Menu: Bicolano Express!!! 

Quote from: leah_marie on April 12, 2010, 01:30:26 PM
hala..manlibre jud ka kay mg-celebrate ta..hehe

Weeeeeeeee!!!! Naa najud koy partner sa J.S. Prom. Yes, inday Leah Marie.... you have a date!!!  

Quote from: Lexmar on April 12, 2010, 01:31:31 PM
aw soulmate na diay ako tawag ni maam da binsi...hahahaha, peace maam, hahahaha

Aguy!!! Tua na. Suholi baja ko Lexmar ha.... ayoko maging scorer!!! Bahini kos injong kita sa eleksyon!!! Waaaaaaaaaa!!! 

On the side, nagsige pod kog dokdok sa akong ulo. Akong gi binisaya ang soulmate (SOLMIT), ge rambol ug geunsa pa... mao ra jud ni maabot sa akong utok:

SOLMIT = TIMOS L... di kaha ni Timos nga laki? O di ba kaha timos nis Lexmar?

Lajua naman ni tawon oy! Bwahehehehe!

Sorry po...  tao lamang. 

Quote from: leah_marie on April 12, 2010, 01:21:07 PM
ah ok..abe man gud nako ug naa jud rules ani..ok, gets na nako..tnx..

You're welcome Leah Marie.  Kana maoy bata, tuo dayon bwahaha.  And for being good, Leah Marie, tagaan takag grado nga 98 sa imong GMRC (Good Manner Right Conduct). Hehehehe. 

Mora diay nig P.E.

Quote from: Lexmar on April 12, 2010, 01:06:25 PM
are you xur nga muhilom na ko?....yah muhilom na ko sa issue nga gidelete ang post of someone, pero di ko muhilom aning mga issues nga fabricated nga gi sige og repeat sa ubang posters aning TB...wahahahaha,

Aw salamat nga dili ka mohilom. Kay kung mohilom ka, maguol pod mi basin mohilom napod si MDB. Imo ra ba nang soul mate kuno, eh!!! 

Quote from: leah_marie on April 12, 2010, 01:06:31 PM
ang ako pasabot, tanang rules..dili kay kani ra nga issue...ang nahitabo man gud ani kay nakasa una before nakabawo sa rule...mao nang nangutana ko sa ila list sa mga rules...

I know what you mean Leah, gesugsog ra ka nako. Actually parehas baya tag query in my earlier posts. It's good to have written rules (morag panagang). Apan kung wala man... aw, naa say gitawag nila og "rule of thumbs" (kamagko? bwahehehe) nga di na kinahanglan isuwat pa, which they call in English "common etiquette on the Internet." Ni eskwela ba mo ani... o basin ni dretso rapod mog lingkod og dokdok sa mIRC, Skype, YM, TB and the like? Bwahahaha!!! 

Quote from: leah_marie on April 12, 2010, 12:55:33 PM
inquire lang ko..asa nato mabasa ang mga rules ang regulations dire sa TB...para makabawo sad me ug nakalapas na ba me or wala..

Dia ra leah (see below), hehehe, ga aso2x pa jud na kay wa pay oras ge post. Gikan kana sa halangdong tag-iya sa TB, any question?

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on April 12, 2010, 12:44:53 PM
Please avoid posting same stuff over and over again. It is not nice. Let's keep our forum site clean and organized.

Hala lalis mo hagit e Martial Law!!!

Quote from: catalina on April 12, 2010, 12:53:07 PM
hala father chic ni apila si bol-anon quo.

Hahahaha

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 12, 2010, 12:51:36 PM
Pad'z! Ayaw latusa akong "My Dearest B"

Ooops! Sorry BQN, imo diay "My Dearesr B" si MDB. Ila-ila unya ko niya ha? Just call me ICM. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 12, 2010, 12:50:41 PM
wahahhahaha!

wa ta kabalo Chic kana si Lexmar mahimo nako nang SOUL MATE! wa jud ta kabalo! hahahaha!

Na hala awayon nato si MDB (sulong mga insurektos!!!) basin usa nato naa pay chance ma soulmate ni MDB!!! Harharhar!!!  

Quote from: Michael Ligalig on April 12, 2010, 12:44:53 PM
Please avoid posting same stuff over and over again. It is not nice. Let's keep our forum site clean and organized.

Unja Lexmar kasabot naka? Gikan na jud nas tag-iya sa TB site!!! Kay kon wa gehapon, ato lang gehapon pangutan-on si MDB... basin ugma pohon moluhod na ni siya sa imong atubangan. Ako nyay latos ni MDB (Mahal Daw ng Bayan). 

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 12, 2010, 12:28:46 PM

Ikaw ray nagtu-o nga dili ka stubborn!

Bwahaha... don't say that BQN kay masakpan ang gimik ni Lexmar. Basin miembro nis Lexmar sa PETA (drama theater), nagpasundayag sa iyang ka inosente. Peace, Lex!!!

Daghan na baja tubag sa query ni Lexmar, pero iya gusto nga tubag kay gikan jud ni MDB... ijang Cinderella!!!  

Quote from: bugsay on April 12, 2010, 12:34:36 PM
daw sa akong nahilantawan nga nangugat ug nitubo na ang tango ug niulbo na ang buhok ni ms mdb....paingon na motukob?...hehehe

Bwahahaha!!!

Kalma lang mga peeps, ayaw na lang nang personalan (ako napoy anghel ron bwahehehe) kay bag-o pa nag Semana Santa ug Easter (morag lain baja pod mag lalis napod... for some petty stuff). Di baja tanan tampalasan deri, ang uban deri innocent bystanders lang baya who are just clarifying some issues. Saonz di man jud nato masuta kinsay mga sinuhulan sa politika deri o kinsa tong mga innocent bystanders (who stand for what is right). Let's give each one the benefit of the doubt. Apan kung naa moy kopya (admins or Mike especially) sa rules and regulation sa TB Forum, maajo nang klarohon pag-usab... aron nga next time nga dunay mag abuso o mo violate sajon ra isulti "dia ang rules usapa!!!" Bwahahaha. Then we don't have to think twice... delete or ban.  

That way, mohilom na jud nis Lexmar nga gahi pasabton, hehehe... 

Ang maajo ana kung kinsa toy adunay written rules sa TB, na hala ibalik pasibya deri aron ma klaro sa tanan, mga beterano deri sa TB ug mga newbies... aron wa nay lalis. We can always go back to the rules kung adunay magpataka hehehe.

Quote from: Lexmar on April 12, 2010, 12:12:40 PM
naa bitaw sila karapatan...kahibaw ko, you dont have to remind me but we do have the right to question too kay forum ni diba?...kasabot ka?

Bitaw sakto man ka Lexmar, imo mana privilege (dili karapatan) nga mangutana kung duna kay wa masabti. Ingna sila Lexmar, "Unsay pagtoo ninjo nako Bohol Chronicle, dictionary, thesaurus o encyclopedia kay kahibaw ko tanang tubag sa pangutana?" Nangutana ra gani... Bwahahaha. 

Quote from: boholtruth on April 12, 2010, 11:08:21 AM
is that the way you treat the TB users ms. administrator? i think tubag bohol is a free forum then why should you delete those thread or post? ms. administrator nagpasabot lang jud nga duna kay gidapigan ,dapt lang nga fair mo sa tanan because its unfair to the part of axcel. sa tanan nakong nabasahan dre sa tubag bohol nganong wala man ninyo g delete ang mga worst kaau nga panaot ni herrera kang edgar chatto. hope you dont delete this post. thank you!

Ge delete to boholtruth kay gahig ulo ug nagbinulok. Aw kung naa pay magbinulok aw mao joy dangatan pod. Free forum bitaw ning TB pero dili man to maoy rason maong ge delete ang iyang ge post (it wasn't because grabe ang content or what... ), ge delete to kay naghasi nag lagim sa tanang political threads... hasta ang tag-iya sa site ni reklamo nag apil. Nakabasa kas suwat ni Axcel pina ingon pag I don't care (bwahaha). Tubag ni Mike, "Be nice. I do care!." What does it tell you?

So mao toy gidangat... gawas pa sa ge delete, I think hasta sija mismo ge delete. Bwahahaha.  Sad but funny. Pero nibalik na siguro pod ta deri with a new alias. Di man jud na kapugngan.

Yes, TB is a public forum (and yes there's freedom of expression!!!) but there are forum rules and etiqette to follow, to ensure order. Kay maski baja mga bright pa ning mga tawo mag suwat2x deri, naa baja poy mga way batasan (sorry for the language but it's true), and stubborn ones (nagsalig siguro kay di makita hehehe).

Diay hinatag ni Pres. Arroyo, gamita daw ni kung gutomon....

Pwede pod daw gamiton karon eleksyon, sandata sa mga goons...

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 12, 2010, 08:06:46 AM
guapo jud ning paria, di lang nindot og tingog, gilok pa jud tan-awon ijang bungot. hehehehehe

Happy 25th Anniversary Pads. More Priestly Blessings and years to serve the priestly people.

Hehehe, thank Glace. Giapas ra nako mga videos kay mao pay pagka human. Ge tagsa2x.

Tan-aw sa final round sa Masters Golf Tournament sa tv, nakatug (semin nap), dayon pagmata nag mow sa yard.... pasingot gamay paghuman, lakaw2x!!!

Panihapon: Ga lanlan (gikamot) ug tuna (sashimi),  ga tuwa ug tuna unya red wine... lifong lage! Bwahahaha! 

Basin kaingon sila nga Semana Santa pa, niawat sa Ginoo nag multiplication of loaves and fish... feeding of the 5,000. Bwahahaha...  

Pamahaw: kape ra jud og 2 ka toasted bread...

Lunch: Basin memorizon ra ni

Basin mo play ning video sa whole CD album... ako ning e repost deri:

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Imong bana siguro RAQ sige imagine kabahin nimo "she truly makes a home for us..."

Naghuna-huna ko kung unsa napoy pakatok unja... wa pa raba koy sermon pod bwahehehe.

Quote from: Vistabel on April 11, 2010, 02:54:21 AM
Blue Marlin kaso ulo lang sinigang.

Wow! Dabes na nga isda para nako... mao na sige namo kilawon sa una... samot na ang ikog kung tuwaron, aw, ulo diay kung tuwahon!!! Ajejeje... 

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on April 11, 2010, 02:27:10 AM
mdb, ato-ato sa ning atong mga faces, ha ... kay naa pa koy kaso ... ha ha ha !!!

Aguy! Hadlok ma blotter pag usab!

Na hala kay basin kita pay pasanginlan madakpan ka. Ajaw salig pag-ayo ni MDB kay FBI na... (Face Book Idol)  

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 11, 2010, 02:30:11 AM
bahalag sewiwin na! kantaha bah! i post dayun Chic ha? ganahan kaajo ko anang kantaha jud.

Kantahon unja e pospos (e bunal ba) sa FB og TB. Bwahahaha!!! 

I might start playing it again kung makit-an nako ang chords ani, tapuwan nako kaayo mo sepra (meaning, pasigo sa chords) ug kanta nga singwiwits na, bwahahaha. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 11, 2010, 02:05:37 AM
nindot bitaw na nga version Chic...

dia sa America nga version.


http://popup.lala.com/popup/576742249013800317

I used to sing and practice this on the piano pero ang America lang nga version ang available before the days of UTube bwahahaha. Karon nawa na nuon akong kopya sa Jingle nalunod pag Katrina, grrrr!!! 

Quote from: Koddi Prudente on March 23, 2010, 01:16:48 AM
Si Rene ra juy ahong nailhan. Nakadungog ko anang Glovasa pero taman ra sa iyang pagka first placer sa bar ug sa iyang pagka palahubog nga way sama. Sa estorya ra pud ning ulahi.

Hahahaha ako mamang tiyo pero kadungog pod ko anang pagka-palahubog nga way susama, mag lakra2x daw sa karsada kinataasan. Lagi, dungog rapod ni nako, sa una pa. 

Aw, mora man lami dagan nija as Councilor sa Tagbilaran... consistent with Dan Lim.

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 11, 2010, 01:17:09 AM


di man ka kaajo dako Kods! more pah! i like your shirt diay oi! very summery.

Patan-awa mis t-shirt apil na ang tag-iya... kay wa jod mi kaila ana ni Koddi Go!!! 

One of my favorite 70s song... mas orig pani sa version sa America.... thanks to Cecil Pamaong (Umbas) for finding this for me...

C. B. Victoria - I don't believe in miracles.wmv

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2010, 12:28:29 PM
hahahahaha...maminaw ta ani kay aron di ta kalimot og binisaya kay puro na lang maningles atong gipangyawit diri.

Mas maayo sad balita deri kay direct, e kumpara sa ubang balita sa TB nga ginamag tawo (sama sa uban natong mga higala) hahaha

Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on April 10, 2010, 12:20:05 PM
Pagkabasa bitaw nako sa Mamon ni Father nakahunahuna nuon ko nga maghimo kaha ko ug mamon katong pareha sa atua yellow lamia raba to. English diay ning muffins sa mamon kay mao raman ug hulmahan bitaw.

Basta lami tan-awon ug kan-on kay mamon may akong tawag hahahaha

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2010, 12:15:19 PM
ari na pod tas DYRD maminaw...balita sa bohol. hahahahhaa

Sige ko ana ug DYTR hehehe

Maayo pagka develop nato atong imaginative artistry!!! Mao nang anad kaayo mohimog istorya sa ilawom sa dagat, mo OT, then balik rapod dayon sa thread or subject matter, anad kaayo mopalosot (pilosopo) ug uban pa.... all because of the art of listening. Hehehe. 

Aguy kalami sa ice candy ug sa mamon hehehe...

Quote from: Ginger on April 10, 2010, 11:38:36 AM
ok ra nang drama, graz. matod pa sa akong inahan, mas maayo ang drama kay maminaw ra man ka so maka trabaho lang gihapon ka. whereas, kung sa TV nga kinahanglan jud ka mo tan-aw.

Mao nay nakapa himo natong mga Pinoy (Bisaya especially) nga mga "good listeners" kay anad ta paminaw sa drama sa una... di ta sabaan sama sa mga Tagawog o mga langyaw, bwahehehe!!! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2010, 11:22:37 AM
tagad sa manaug na lagi ko,

til the end of time!!!

mao bah? kamao man lagi ka maninglis???

wahahhaahhha!

Bwahahaha... kuyaw nang ilang kiss kay "til the end of time" man jud.

Aguyyy!!! Nisiga ang suga!!!

Kalami sa music:

"But will you say that you love me?"

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2010, 11:17:16 AM


bwisit kuno!!! damn it pa jud! hahahaha!

Alas 2Am na raba kuno... ug wa pajud mauli ning bayhana (si inday Jennifer)

Igo raman daw sila nagtuman sa pinitik sa ilang mga kasing-kasing (wew!)

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2010, 11:12:56 AM



"sultihi ko Day nga gimahal ko nimo...

para unsa pa man...

sigi lang gud, last na bitaw nih...

nganong mamugus man jud kah!

kis kis

ayaw ko dat-ugi oi!"

hwahahahhahahaah!

Bwahahaha!!!!

Di nija ma kontak si Jennifer...

Ug mao sad si Sir Paolo...

Sa malipat lang! OT ba ni? LoL

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2010, 10:09:20 AM

mao to nangaon mog takla 'Der???

Dili... mao ni siya ang this week

Visit To New Orleans - The City That Care Forgot

Aguy! Nalipat nas Gongon....

Naglami na...

Kolerang Butong, gipakulbaan nas Gongon, bwahahaha...

Unsay "Kaslon na ko kang Godgod?"

Unja nihilak... nanghilak silang duha

Nag gakos... nag gakos ug maayo...

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 10, 2010, 05:15:26 AM
Grazie, giingnan bitaw pod ko sa akong pilipino nga doctor, nga kaon permig SALAD, ako siya giingnan UNSAY pagtuo nimo RABBIT?

Ako pod deri kay "Unsay pagtoo ninyo baka, kay pakan-og sagbot???" Bwahahaha...

Quote from: grazie7y on April 10, 2010, 04:35:33 AM
father, salad2x na diay ka ani ron! hahaha pwede ra ka'g atsara, father?

Hahahaha mao. Nangita btaw kog salad sa icebox... nahurot naman diay, aw, gilabay na jud diay kay nangalata na kay way nikaon. Ako na lang gilanlan ang sinugbang manok gikan sa Sam's nga pang pares unta sa salad hahaha. 

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2010, 08:54:50 AM
of kors, naa may online nga mapaminaw nimo ang mga drama, hahahaha....

naa. RMN newtwork (google lang)....

(hhahahahhaahahhaahahahhaa....sample:

TEBAN: naunsa man ka Carmen nga gatakilid man ka og nilakwan?

CARMEN: naay mata og tiki akong lubot!!!!

ahahahahahahahaha)

Hahahahaha tinuod jud diay. Naminaw ko ron sa DYHP Cebu -- nag check lang. Duna diay jod!!!

Kel, paundangon na daw kog kaon "banat style" matud pa sa doktor nga akong gibisita ganina huhuhu. Nephrologist baja to, Mang Kepweng sa kidney, maong motoo na lang ko. Huhuhu...

There goes the good food and Raquel's Food Network!!! 

Quote from: grazie7y on April 10, 2010, 09:21:28 AM
Ga yampungad lang ko sa computer karon adlawa kay for the past days pirte ka busy dayon bigla lang nakadawat ko'g message sa kong mga cousins sa Bay Area na mag ari sila for tonight kay dire mag weekend!  Haguy-haguy!  Nagtapun-og akong mga nilabhan sa spare bedroom!  Got to go!

Gudlak Grace.... ikaw na pod ron kay last Wednesday pa nauli ako mga bisita since Monday nga niabot deri hehehehe

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2010, 03:31:19 AM
murag foam....hahahahaha

O kanang pareha sa bag-ong uso nga insulation... morag foam apan mogahi, hahahaha...

Giingnan kos doktor (sa kidney) ganina pag hinay-hinay na daw kaon... di daw maajo ang cbc og pepee tests. Huhuhuhu... gutom eabot nato ani. 

Paundangon siguro ko ani na thread, hehehe. 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2010, 03:02:16 AM
unsa man diay tong ihi ni Nethla Glace? fire extinguisher???

Crystal light??? 

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2010, 02:28:56 AM
delikado man gu
labi na kung ang asawa kadudahan nga milaban sa opposition...hahahaha

e report sa comelec... kung melecco!!! 

Quote from: glacier_71 on April 10, 2010, 02:30:06 AM
benditahi tong pikas lawak, pads, aron mohilom...

Bwahahaha.... mosamot nuon to kay akong gidaubag dugang nga gasolina ahihihi 

Haraw makadaog tanan ninjong iboto, bwahahaha!!!

Ang pangutana kung kinsa kaha nila, hahahaha.... 

Kung makadaog tanan, patay, di gehapon ni mag undang... har har har!!! 

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 10, 2010, 12:25:05 AM

bwahahahahhaha!

silid aralan sa kabilang mababang paaralan Chic?

"Mababang Paaralan" mora man paminawon sa binisaya og "Eskwelahan sa mga Mugbo" or kung sa Ingles "School of Low Life." Labi na sa kabilang silid MDB, kay daghan aliwaros didto. Hehehehe. 

Quote from: catalina on April 09, 2010, 03:47:31 PM
hahahha
murag luy-a naman na.aguy kalisod bana og magdungan og tuyhakaw.

Morag kanyon sa Corregidor-Bataan, dungan ug tuyhakaw!!! Ug ulbo!!!  Lagot ang kalaban!!!

Quote from: catalina on April 09, 2010, 04:44:15 PM
basin nitindog si glace nangit sa duha ka pulthan.
hahahhaha

Aguy! Nganong duha naman ni ka pultahan? Dili kaha si Glace aduna na say dalang 2 ka kinataw-an sama sa nahisgotan sa pikas silid-aralan (thread sa Hawo). Abangan ang sunod nga kabanata... usa kini ka bag-ong kaplag!!!  Rare species!!!

Quote from: fdaray on April 09, 2010, 09:52:05 PM

Capsicum Rhombodium - Wild Species - 3/27/07 - Extremely Unusual & Fast Grower

Pwede ni siya utanon? Morag lami kay green kaayo...

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 09, 2010, 01:31:16 PM
Bwahaha! Aw, gilimdan man gud diay kaha...

Bantog ra kay ka-hiya-on-tigidig nami ato tungora... gukod na lang dugang iyon pahimungtan, bwahahaha!!!!   

Quote from: taga tigbao on April 09, 2010, 01:12:04 PM
kamao mo bansay o kamao mo balanse, sakto ba ni? hehehehehe

Basin sila ninong Hubs ug Bugs ang makahatag ug lamdag aning bahina kay mga LUDABI-hon na silang duha ajejeje....

Quote from: hubag bohol on April 09, 2010, 01:23:58 PM
He he, aphrodisiac ra ba kuno ning iyon, Fr. Chic...

Mao ba? Gilimdan diay mi?  Tambal raman hubak ila giingon namo hehehehe. 

Sige mi ana paaso sa mga buho sa Balilihan pero di kaayo sama ani kadako... perte sad... labi nag paresag sabaw sa iyon!!!

Quote from: nat-cast on April 09, 2010, 01:18:26 AM
excited ..... mo hapak na si tiger in a while

He's not doing bad at all...

Back In The Saddle Again - Tiger Woods at the 2010 Masters

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 09, 2010, 02:55:37 AM
whoa kanindot sa ija buhok Pad§ taaZa kaau ..! ikaw na misulti ? nice voice Tagb. jud tuno..^○^

Aw abi nakog tonong Panglao... taga Panglao manang gihilot, paminawa!!! 

Just finished putting together a video (and uploading to UTube) of friends who came to visit last Monday from Florida. Niuli pod sila gahapon mao nga ako gehuman jud ning video hehehe 

Visit To New Orleans - The City That Care Forgot

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 09, 2010, 03:03:35 AM
Pads kinsa na nga Father naghigda pamasahe? ala ko ka klarex sa imo gi ingon ngan

Si Fr. Vic Bompat na, ang santos nga pari sa Bohol... nitungag kalit gikan sa Tennessee that time

Quote from: bol-anon quo nyur! on April 09, 2010, 02:58:44 AM
Pad'z! abi nakog si ROSANNA ang imong peyboritz

Dili oy, one of my favorites lang ... sama nila ni Mercedez, Rosario, Edad... bwahehehe

OT Video

Toto - Rosanna (HQ Audio)

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 09, 2010, 02:48:12 AM
gikafoy ang ejaB - need massage ^â—‹^

Ali deri... dia koy electric chair 

Scene of the Flesh (A Paring Bol-anon Comic Relief)

Pamahaw kay pan ug milo kay nag dali2x...

Paniudto: Kinilaw nga tanguige (tuna) ug tinowa nga tanguige. Haskang lamia jud nuon.

Panihapon: Unja pa ko mag huna2x ani ehehehe 

Quote from: BlueAngel on April 09, 2010, 01:14:16 AM
Pads wla man maka private ang mga Blogs adto,?ako na gi check ajuju

Nibalik ko naka pvt gehapon man. Basin wala ka mo sign out mao nga makasulod ka sa tanan. Try daw adto nga naka sign out ka hehehe

Quote from: ms da binsi on April 09, 2010, 01:20:02 AM

ako sad! tan aw ka Klasmet??? i still like him jud despite sa ija katarantadohan!

Aw katarantadohan diay to, abi nako he was just being himself bwahahaha... peace MDB!!!

Ma taranta ba diay tiger?