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na-unsa naman ni oi ...

bwahahaha everytime i hear this song, i couldn't help myself but LOL! matud pa sa akong ex-BF, mao daw ni theme song namo.. pagplus pa, pagkahibaw sa iyang inahan nga nanguyab cya, naghilak-hilak ang inahan og gihangyo cya og pabuwagan ko og gibuwagan pud ko hahahaha forevermore gyud! ajo ra dli cya nabana nako kay mama's boy

na storyahi nalang mi bahin atong usjr kay wala gyud ko kakita ana hahahaha

busa kitang mga baji, dapat mag-amping gyud ta sa atong kaugalingon .. para sa mga dalaga karong panahuna, if possible, no sex before marriage nalang gyud kay uso na kaayo ang i-video ka (with or without your knowledge) unya kung magkabuwag mo, sayon-sayonon ra sa mga laki og post sa video as a revenge

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Quote from: hubag bohol on April 12, 2013, 09:20:13 AM
Press Trust of India  |  London  April 12, 2013 Last Updated at 06:20 IST


'Basic Instinct' star Sharon Stone is counter-suing her former nanny over allegations she owes the actress almost 6,250 pounds.

aw murag baos2x lang ni .. revenge is sweet kunuhay

noodles og itlog kay for long life kuno

sus kung akoy ma-jealous, i will never show it to the world nor tell it to anyone

Quote from: Lorenzo on April 12, 2013, 09:28:29 AM
I would love to see Lord Hubag VS. Bossing Balong go head to head in the Chess Table.

and that would be the headlines of the century

thanks Bran. very useful info gyud

all my ex-boyfriends cheated on me but then boyfriends pa man so it didn't matter

although I have no experience with regards to being cheated, nagbasa-basa lang ko ahead of time.. tao ra gud pud ta so we make mistakes. at least i know what to do incase purya buyag hehehehe

Acceptance

It may be difficult to believe, but eventually, the negative emotions swirling around will give way to something else entirely - acceptance. You might not be happy about what happened to you and you might actually think "I cannot accept that this has happened", but what you must remember is that accepting and acknowledging that something has happened to you is completely different to condoning it.

Acceptance can feel like a lifetime away, especially if you are in the very first stage of grief, but eventually when enough time has passed, you will be able to intellectually accept that the affair happened - but you will also be able to accept it emotionally too.

Some people will move through the stages of grief fairly quickly. Others will get "stuck" in one stage of grief or a lengthy period of time, while others will move through each stage very slowly. How quickly you move through each stage of grief entirely depends on your personal circumstances, thoughts and feelings towards your spouse. If your spouse is loving, caring and considerate and is determined to make your marriage work, you will likely move through the stages of grief more quickly.



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Depression

Following the bargaining stages, depression may occur - especially if it seems like the affair is threatening to destroy the marriage. The betrayed spouse may show their emotions outwardly with tears and emotional outbursts, or they may keep it all in. They might be lethargic and unable to enjoy life - they might feel like they are "going through the motions" and that they are unable to function normally.

An individual who is severely depressed may also neglect their appearance - they might fail to shower or wash their hair, or they might spend several days in the same pair of pyjamas - and they might actually avoid any situation that could potentially bring them pleasure, just in case they wind up disappointed.

Depressed individuals might also punish themselves - "This is all my fault, so I deserve to feel this way. No wonder they cheated on me." A betrayed spouse might also punish themselves for failing to notice that their spouse was having an affair - they might have thoughts like "How could I have not noticed? I am so stupid."

These same feelings of sadness and depression may also arise when certain dates approach, such as a wedding anniversary, birthday, Christmas or the anniversary of the date that they found out about the affair.



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Bargaining and Guilt

When the betrayed spouse's anger starts to dissipate and they start to cool down, they may experience feelings of guilt. "What could I have done to stop them from straying? What didn't I do right? What did I do wrong? This is my fault." Once the betrayed spouse realises that their marriage could be in real trouble, they might start to bargain with their spouse and promise them everything in the world - "I'll be a better wife/husband, I'll make sure that I cook for them every night, I'll do all of their chores, I'll be better in bed."

This is a very common way to think, and some spouses will actually take this further and do everything for their spouse, even if their spouse is still having the affair. They might iron their spouse's shirts before they go out on dates, or they might stay at home with the children so that their spouse can get out of the house and spend time with "other people" - and this behaviour is because they hope that their spouse will see how much they are doing for them and they will eventually reason that their spouse is the better choice, not their lover. Unfortunately, if bargaining behaviour crosses into affair-condoning, it is unlikely that the marriage will survive.



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Anger and Revenge

Once the denial and disbelief stage passes and the betrayed spouse knows absolutely that their spouse has cheated on them, they may become angry, aggressive or even vengeful. This is entirely normal - it's a knee-jerk "They have caused me pain so I want them to know what it feels like" reaction.

Anger is a very powerful emotion and in some cases of betrayal, the betrayed spouse may want to destroy something of value to their spouse - their car or their clothes. Others will express their anger by screaming and shouting. Understanding that this anger that you are feeling is entirely normal and that it will soon pass is paramount to moving through the stages of grief.



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Denial and Disbelief

Probably the first thing to cross a betrayed spouse's mind when they find out about their partner's affair is "How could this be happening to me? This can't be true. I don't believe it." This is your mind's way of trying to protect you against the betrayal - a "numb" feeling that will help to cushion the blow.

Denial is an emotion that 99% of betrayed spouses will feel, even if they are confronted with definitive evidence of the affair - for example, a betrayed spouse might try to explain away a receipt for expensive jewellery by telling themselves that their partner might have bought it for them as a present and not for their lover.



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By Kajay Williams


We all face certain losses or even betrayals on a daily basis. Some of them are so small that we hardly notice them - and some of them are so huge that they have the potential to devastate a marriage. Following a bereavement or a traumatic life event, we often go through a number of stages of grief - and understanding these stages of grief can be the first step in healing.

Once you understand each stage of grief, you can better put your emotions into perspective and view them as an outsider would. This can help you to come to terms with what you are dealing with - allowing you to move on more quickly. These are the general stages of grief that most individuals will experience following the discovery of an affair.



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unsa man ang mga contributions ni Nancy Binay sa pilipinas?

diet man kunuhay mao nga rice and vegetables only with a glass of hot water

bisan unsaon nako pag-diet, dli man gyud ko maniwang oi.. walking ko og at least 3x a week, 3 meals per day nga half cup of rice only for every meal, no softdrinks, no cold water ... one month na ni unya wala gyud result. ajo pa mukaon nalang ko anytime nga gusto nako

mas naay possibility kung one day affair ra ...

“Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I'm not perfect
-and I don't live to be-
but before you start pointing fingers...
make sure your hands are clean!”
― Bob Marley

sugod na gawas ang mga baho

suwayan kaha nato ni gamit ang mga lines.. unsa kaha ang result hahaha

dionisia: ayoko nang mag inglis
manny: bakit nay?
ang hirap eh halos lahat saliita ay "pis"
ang isda pis, ang mukha pis,sa subdivision may
pis 1, at pis 2 ay ambot sa kanding na naay bangs pis be with u Ü

Dionesia: Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
Doctor (gulat) magpapasexsi ka na?
Dionesia: Breast sa ngipen ba. Para umayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?

Sa Las Vegas
Waiter: May I take your order, Madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

Aling Dionisia:  Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.

Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga ‘nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

Aling Dionisia: Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
Inday: Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
Aling Dionisia: Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya kailangan ko yung seeds.

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?...Gusto ko gumanda!
Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.
Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?
Genie: Hindi, babalik na lang ako,  magtitiis sa loob at mag-aantay ng bagong makakapulot ng bote.

Sa Isang Birthday Party
Aling Dionisia:   Blue!!!  Blue the Kick!!!!

Movie: Sana Maulit Muli
Starring: Aga Muhlach and Lea Salonga
Year: 1995

Lea: So let’s drink and get married
Aga: Ano?
Lea: Let’s get married babes
Aga: Babalik na ko sa Pilipinas
Lea: Bakit? Ako ba Gerry?
Aga: Hindi
Lea: Is it because I’ve changed?
Aga: No … natutunan ko nang tanggapin yun … Natutuwa nga ako because my baby has grown up
Lea: Mahal kita babes
Aga: Mahal na mahal din kita babes
Lea: Bakit mo ko sinasaktan
Aga: Babes mas nasasaktan ako
Lea: Huwag mo ako iwan

Aga: Kailangan eh … hindi naman dahil sa iyo kung hindi dahil din sa akin … pero hindi naman lahat ito para sa akin kung hindi para din sa iyo babes … kahit ilang beses tayo magpaalam sa isa’t isa tandaan mo palagi na wala akong minahal at wala rin ako sigurong mamahalin tulad ng pagmamahal na ibinigay ko sa iyo babes.

Movie: Dahil Mahal na Mahal Kita
Starring: Claudine Barretto and Rico Yan
Year: 1998

Rico: Ok lang kaya kung ligawan kita? Can you please give me one more chance to love you? … Please?
Claudine: Maybe
Rico: Mukha ba kong tanga?
Claudine: Hindi, mukha kang chewing gum na masarap nguyain

Movie: Got To Believe In Magic
Movie: Rico Yan and Claudine Barretto
Year: 2002

Rico: Toni sandali lang … Toni please pag-usapan natin ito
Claudine: Pinuntahan kita sa bahay mo, linunok ko ang pride ko, tinanong kita â€" bakit ngayon lang?
Rico: Eh para akong mukhang tanga eh, naisip ko … anong mukha ang ihaharap ko sa inyo ni Perry
Claudine: Huwag mo ako bigyan ng ka-bulshitang sagot! Marami akong trabaho inuubos mo ang oras ko! The least I expect, bigyan mo ko ng sagot ng hindi galing diyan kundi galing dito!
Rico: Na gago ako? Na duwag ako?
Claudine: Bakit?
Rico: Because its true … Toni, I almost lost you … Dahil gago ako at duwag … Natakot akong mahalin ka
Claudine: At ngayon?
Rico: Ngayon mas natatakot akong mawala ka …
Claudine: Bakit mo ko mahal?
Rico: Hindi ko alam
Claudine: Hindi mo alam?
Rico: Hindi ko alam, it just hit me! I didn’t even believe in forever Toni … but I think I found forever in you … Toni hindi ko pinagpipilitan ang sarili ko sa iyo ok? huwag mong isipin yun … Gusto ko lang malaman mo … Gusto ko lang malaman mo na mahal kita ... And I’m so sorry.

Claudine: You never say sorry for loving someone … You never say sorry for loving me

Movie: Ngayong Nandito Ka
Starring: Jericho Rosales and Kristine Hermosa
Year: 2003

Jericho: Alam mo namang nasasaktan ako pag umiiyak ka eh …
Kristine: Hindi lang kasi ako makapaniwala eh … Na ngayong narito ka
Jericho: Hinding hindi na tayo magkakahiwalay ulit

Movie: Milan
Starring: Claudine Barretto and Piolo Pascual
Year: 2004

Claudine: Hindi pala naibibigay ang kaligayan, hindi ito nahahanap sa ibang tao oh sa isang lugar, nasa sa iyo yun. Ikaw mismo ang makakahanap at makakapagbigay nun sa sarili mo …
Piolo: Pero Jenny
Claudine: Hindi ko kayang punuan lahat ng pagkukulang mo Leo, dahil meron din akong sariling pagkukulang na kailangan kong punuan
Piolo: Jenny mahal kita
Claudine: Mahal mo ba ako dahil kailangan mo ako? … Oh kailangan mo ako kaya mahal mo ako? … Kasi yun din ang ramdam ko sa sarili ko Leo eh … Hangga’t di mo alam ang sagot, siguro nga mas mabuting ganito muna tayo

Months later, they end up bumping into each other again

Piolo: Uuwi ka daw? … Mahal kita at kailangan kita Jenny, yun ang kaya kong isagot.

Movie: Close To You
Starring: John Lloyd Cruz and Bea Alonzo
Year: 2006

Bea: Ang sabihin mo duwag ka lang! Di ka lang insecure, duwag ka pa!
John Lloyd: Oo na, duwag na kung duwag!
Bea: Talaga! Dahil kung mahal mo ako, dapat ipaglaban mo ko!
John Lloyd: Bakit, kung sinabi ko ba sa iyo dating mahal kita noon, sasabihin mo rin sa aking I love you to?
Bea: Oo!! … Siguro … Hindi ko alam …. Ewan ko ….Naguguluhan ako eh, feeling ko kasi, feeling ko mahal kita higit pa sa isang kaibigan …
John Lloyd: Gustong gusto kitang yakapin …Gustong gusto kitang halikan … Gusto ko maging tayo … Maging akin ka … pero dahil matalik mo akong kaibigan, gusto kong mag-isip kang mabuti … Kung yan na ngayon … Dahil baka naguguluhan ka lang … Natatakot ka dahil bago pa lang kayo ni Lance … At kahit na alam ko na dahil binibigyan kita ng panahon para makapag-isip posibleng ma-realize mo na hindi pala ako ang pipiliin mo … Ganito pa rin ang sasabihin ko sayo ,.. Ganito pa rin Marian …

Movie: You Are the One
Starring: Toni Gonzaga and Sam Milby
Year: 2006
Sam: About what happened
Toni: You don’t have to explain it’s ok, hindi ba sabi mo hindi mo ako girlfriend? Wag ka na magpaliwanag.
Sam: It’s just that, I couldn’t even begin to explain how…it’s awful…and alam mo naman na I was going through a lot at the time … It’s just too bad you had to get hurt …
Toni: Oo nga eh, malas ko.
Sam: Sally … it’s just that, hindi mo alam what its like na you feel like your missing parts of yourself, that you’re an incomplete person and you don’t know who you are …
Sally ano ba! What do I have to do to be forgiven??
Toni: Maging baboy ka? Ewan!
Sam: You’re not even listening! I don’t have a heart that can love Sally! Nawala when my parents gave me away, I’m not even sure kung mahahanap ko pa …
Toni: Wala kang puso? Huh? Hindi mo mahanap? Meron kang puso Will. Broken oo, pero hindi missing.

Movie: One More Chance
Starring: John Lloyd Cruz and Bea Alonzo
Year: 2007

John Lloyd: Eh ano nga kasi ang problema?
Bea: Gusto mo ba talagang malaman? Ako! ako yung problema! Kasi nasasaktan ako kahit di naman ako dapat nasasaktan … Sana kaya ko nang tiisin yung sa akin na nararamdaman ko, kasi ako namili nito diba? Ako yung may gusto … Sana kaya ko nang sabihin sa iyo na masaya ako para sa iyo, para sa inyo … Sana kaya ko … Sana kaya ko, pero hindi eh … Sama sama kong tao kasi ang totoo, umaasa pa rin ako sa piling mo … Sana ako pa rin …Ako na lang … Ako na lang ulit.
John Lloyd: Mahal ko si Trisha
Bea: Alam ko, alam ko
John Lloyd: She had me at my worst … you had me at my best at binalewala mo lang lahat yun
Bea: Popoy yun ba talaga ang tingin mo? I just made a choice.
John Lloyd: And you chose to break my heart.

Movie: Kahit Isang Saglit
Starring: Piolo Pascual and Judy Ann Santos
Year: 2008

Piolo: Hindi ako magre-resign dahil sa iniisip mo
Judy Ann: Iniisip ko? Bakit, ano bang iniisip ko ha? Ano bang gusto mong isipin ko? Na bumalik ka na naman diyan sa pagiging iresponsable mong pagkatao ha? Na wala kanang inumpisahan na tinapos mo? Yun ba ang gusto mong isipin ko?
Piolo: Annie
Judy Ann: Na ngayong lumalaki na yung kumpanya natin, natatakot ka na naman sa laki ng trabahong kakaharapin mo? Yun ba ang gusto mong intindihin ko?
Piolo: Annie
Judy Ann: Yun ba ang gusto mong isipin namin kung bakit basta basta mo na lang kaming iiwan?
Piolo: Hindi!
Judy Ann: Eh ano?
Piolo then kisses Judy Ann.
Piolo: Yan … Yan ang dahilan kung bakit ako aalis … Kung bakit kailangan kong umalis … Ito mismo ang iniiwasan kong magyari … Dahil higit pa rito ang gusto ko mangyari! Ayokong umalis … Dahil pinaghirap ko ring itayo ang kumpanya natin … Ayokong umalis dahil hindi ko alam kung magigising pa rin ang pinakamatalik kung kaibigan … Pero kailangan kong umalis … Dahil mahal na mahal kita Annie.

Movie: A Very Special Love
Starring: John Lloyd Cruz and Sarah Geronimo
Year: 2008

John Lloyd: Ano bang gusto mo gawin ko para patawarin mo na ako!
Sarah: Patigilin mo yung ulan!
John Lloyd: Imposible yung hinihingi mo!
Sarah: Eh imposible din naman yung hinihingi mo eh!
John Lloyd: Laida ayaw eh!
Sarah: Suko ka na?
John Lloyd: Ang hirap naman nito eh!
Sarah: Mahirap? Yan, mahirap? Subukan mo kayang magmahal sa isang katulad mo nang malaman mo kung anong mahirap!

John Lloyd: Alam ko, dahil buong buhay ko sinubukan ko mahalin ang sarili ko nahirapan din ako … And I’m sorry if I didn’t love in the way at the time that you did …pero maniwala ka, maniwala kang minahal kita sa paraang alam ko … I’m a work in progress Laida, ngayon ko pa lang nararamdaman na pwede pala akong mahalin kahit ganito ako … Ngayon ko pa lang natututunan na kaya ko pala magmahal kahit na ano.So please, please don’t give up on me

Boy; hulog ka ba ng langit?
Girl: asus..saba diha! karaan na kau ng linyaha..
Boy: kay nalumping man gud imong nawong. haha..

Mama: Nak, nganung ngkabulingit man ka?
Anak: kabantay ka anang kanal dri ma?
Mama: Oo nak, kbantay ko. Nganu man?
Anak: ako wla.

Kerido: Babe, ano nem ko sa celpon mo para d ta masakpan sa imo bana?
Kerida: Mc Donald
Kerido: Ngano man?
Kerida: Love ko to! ako langga? ano nem ko sa celpon mo?
Kerido: BDO
Kerida: Ngano man kana gipili nmo?
Kerido: We Find Ways!

Sa isang Korte
Judge: Pedro, unsa man jud ang nahitabo?
Pedro: (wala ni tingog)
Judge: tubaga ang question!
Pedro: ingon hearing lang ni!
Ngano naay Speaking?

May panget na lalake na humiling sa fairy.
FAIRY: anu kahilingan mu?
PANGET: my map ako d2 ng US, dalhin mu ko dun para makita ang babae ng buhay ko.
FAIRY: di pwede dong, dito lang sa pinas pwede powers ko!
PANGET: maging mortal na babae ka na lang at pkasalan mo ko!
FAIRY: patan.aw rah gud anang litse na mapa b, bcin mapangitaan nato'g paagi!
haha..

Sa isang contest, interview portion
Ano ga2win mo pg gumising ka na may ktabing $1M?...
KANO: go on a world tour
HAPON: put up a bizniz
PINOY: 2log napud para mahimong $2M!!!hehehe

Sa Math Class..
Teacher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso?
Juan: 2 mam!
Teacher: at kung tungaon pa nko preho?
Juan: 4 na mam!
Teacher: tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 8 na mam!
Teacher:Tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 16 na mam!
Teacher: 2ngaon pjud nko?
Juan:32 na mam!
Teacher: kung 2ngaon pjud?
Juan: 64! (suko na)
Teacher: ug tungaon pjud ug kduha?
Juan: Ipagaling na lang na mam ky malangan natah...

Teacher: Class if basura ko asa man ko ninyo ilabay, nabubulok o di nabubulok?
Dingdong: ai sa di nabubulok ma’am.
Teacher: ngano man?
Dingdong: ai, alang kay plastic man ka ma’am.

diri sa China kay everyone is warned not to eat chicken and duck or any poultry products... gira sa korea but health issues diri. asa naman ta ani

halos tanan naman oi dli na maayo sa lawas nato. dri bitaw pud sa china kay nagwarning pud ako mga friends nga kung mupalit ko og vegetables, soak it for one hour and wash it carefully para daw mawala ang mga chemicals nga gi-spray...

blame the drug addicts kay dli naman gyud ni binuhatan og tarung og utok

am for RH bill .. at least ang tao maka-decide what's best for him or her, not that anyone would decide what's best for him or her

Quote from: chicogon on April 09, 2013, 05:42:39 AM


Ga viking ko, aw, biking diay... Sunday, April
7, 2013

ajo pa ka Padz kay pa-bike2x ra ka dha ... good form of exercise

Quote from: chicogon on April 08, 2013, 05:54:24 AM
Ininsik ni nga essay, Ma'm J?

Padz, kabuang intawn ang translator og translate into Chinese hahahaha

congrats Balong you did it

Sad St0ry:

A biker st0p at a pretty girl wh0's ab0ut t0 jump at the bridge.

Biker: miss please d0n't d0 that. Plz!

Girl: i will jump!

Biker: can y0u give me a 0ne final kiss bef0re y0u jump?

She quietly accepted and gave him 0ne 0f a deepest kisses ever.

Biker: W0w! That was the best kisz I ever had! So why are y0u c0mmitting suicide?

Girl: because my parents d0n't lie me dressing up like a girl. By the way, I'm D0d0ng!

^_^

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go,
be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and
one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it
hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck
a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may
heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best
of everything they just make the most of everything that comes
along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.
But what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away
feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it
takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth,
even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you
smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day
seem bright.

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily and smile as you walk. Its an ultimate antidepressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes daily.
3. When you wake up in the morning, ask for GOD's guardiance for your purpose
4. Eat more food that grows from trees and plant and eat less of food manufactured from plants
5. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat almonds and broccolli
6. Make at least 3 people smile daily
7. Don't waste your precious time on gossips, energy vampires, issues of the past and negative thoughts you can't control. Rather invest on the present positive moments
8. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
9. Life isn't fair, but its still good
10. Life is too short for you to start hating anyone, forgive them for everything
11. Don't take yourself so serious, no one else does
12. You don't have to win every argument, agree to disagree
13. Make peace with your past so it wont spoil the present
14. Don't compare yourself with others, you have no idea whatt their journey is all about
15. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
16. Frame every disaster with this word, "in five years time will this matter"
17. Help the needy, be generous. Be a giver not a taker
18. What other people think of you is none of your business
19. Always remember time heals everything
20. However good or bad a situation is, it will still change
21. Your job wont take care of you when you are sick, family and friends will. Keep in touch!
22. Envy is a waste of time, you already have all you need.
23. Each night before you sleep, thank God for what you have accomplished for the day.
24. Remember you are too blessed to be stressed
25. Share this, to make someone happy

Our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student
asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. Absolutely, said the professor. "In your careers you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say hello". I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Trusting another after having your
heart broken is very hard. But you
have to remember that a relationship
is nothing without trust. Don't bring
bricks from your old relationship, you'll build
the same house.

true diay gyud ang gi-ingon nga sa mga tiguwang nga as u grow older, going out is no longer fun ... and that's what I am doing now. kapoy na ilaag oi.. traffic, gasto, abog, saba

just finished my 500-word essay on my contribution as a teacher to my school as part of my nomination for the Chinese Friendship Award 2013 ... lisod ning limited ra ang words kay kabuang ka og pili sa mga right words...

sa pag-decorate ra gyud nmo na aron magamit tanan space unya misag gamay ang space, daku na hinoon tan-awon

Lapu-Lapu: Padak-anay ta og 2 toys?
Magellan: Nge! gamay ra man akoa

toink!

usa pud ni ka sanator nga jamoy contribution sa atong country.. hahay pa-cute ray hibaw-an. dont vote for her

hahahahaha intawn ming-open pud ko ani kay interested pud ko sa mystery sa loch ness monster

interested gyud ko ani nila og ang lifestyle nila. cant imagine nga mahitabo pa ni karong panahuna

Qipao is now worn only during very special festivals and festivities ... others will wear it kung mag-usher sila og mga guests para sa mga programs diri ... indeed, only sexy women can wear it. too bad for me

hahahahahaha so funny 'coz its all trueeeeeeee

one of the reasons why I love the Chinese people so much is because they taught me how to live a healthier life ... drinking water (not cold) is the only solution to your thirst

kinahanglan na nga mu-adto na cya og psychiatrist

hahay ba ng makasamot og kamaot sa image sa Pilipinas

very creative

You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought.
You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away.
You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard.
You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.
Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.

Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."
You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.
You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).
You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
You like everything imported or "state-side."
You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.
You have a relative who is a nurse. When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them.

You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."
You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.
You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.
You're a fashion victim.
You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.
You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.
You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.
You cover your mouth when you laugh.
You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.
You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.
You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.
Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.
You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.
You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.
You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.
You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.
Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.

You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.
Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.
You bring baon to work everyday.
Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.
You love to eat daing or tuyo.
You prop up one knee while eating.
ou eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.
Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.
You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.
You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!
You love "dirty" ice cream.