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#1003
Jokes and Humor / HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS
March 05, 2008, 06:59:34 PM
HUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS
3rd Place goes to: Greece !
2nd Place goes to: Serbia
And the winner of the husband of the year is:
Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish,
Ahhh........., the Irish are true romantics.
Look, he's even holding her hand!!
HONERABLE mentions...
3rd Place goes to: Greece !
2nd Place goes to: Serbia
And the winner of the husband of the year is:
Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish,
Ahhh........., the Irish are true romantics.
Look, he's even holding her hand!!
HONERABLE mentions...
#1004
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dare you question this wisdom ?
March 04, 2008, 07:07:34 PM
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
#1005
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again
March 04, 2008, 07:05:06 PM
Buyer: Magkano kambing?
Muslim: Isang libo.
Buyer: Ha? mahal naman! 800 nalang.
Muslim: Di pwede, sabi ASAWA ko wag benta pag di libo.
Buyer: Ganon?! Kalahati libo?
Muslim: Yan! Pwede na.
Muslim: Isang libo.
Buyer: Ha? mahal naman! 800 nalang.
Muslim: Di pwede, sabi ASAWA ko wag benta pag di libo.
Buyer: Ganon?! Kalahati libo?
Muslim: Yan! Pwede na.
#1006
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
March 04, 2008, 07:03:38 PM
Walang matinong lalake sa malanding babae"
mali....
Eto dapat
"Walang malanding babae kung matino ang lalake."
mali....
Eto dapat
"Walang malanding babae kung matino ang lalake."
#1007
Jokes and Humor / Re: Text Jokes
March 04, 2008, 07:01:53 PM
Inday: Ate, kailangan daw ipaEXTRAY ulo ni junior?
Mother: Gaga anong EXTRAY?
Inday:Ano pu ba ati?
Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!
Mother: Gaga anong EXTRAY?
Inday:Ano pu ba ati?
Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!
#1008
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
March 04, 2008, 07:00:10 PM
Ate: Inday, chinese pasko ah, sinosino ba ikaw bati?
Inday: Ay ati benate ku napu c koya nabate ku na din pu driver
naten. Si sir, babatehen ku uli mamayang gabe.
Inday: Ay ati benate ku napu c koya nabate ku na din pu driver
naten. Si sir, babatehen ku uli mamayang gabe.
#1009
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
March 04, 2008, 06:47:00 PM
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
#1011
Weird and Extreme / Six-legged 'hexapus' found
March 04, 2008, 06:07:16 PM
Mon Mar 3, 1:42 PM ET
LONDON (AFP) - British marine experts have found what they claim is a world first -- a six-legged octopus, or "hexapus," whom they have christened Henry.
The unique sea creature, which has two limbs fewer than a normal octopus, is believed to be the result of a birth defect rather than an accident, say his keepers at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre in northwest England.
"We've scoured the Internet and talked to lots of other aquariums and no-one has ever heard of another case of a six-legged octopus," said supervisor Carey Duckhouse.
Henry was discovered in a lobster pot off the north Wales coast two weeks ago, and was one of eight creatures that Sea Life staff picked up from a local marine zoo there -- where staff hadn't noticed his missing legs.
It was only when he attached himself to the inside of a glass tank that Sea Life staff noticed he was two limbs short of a full set. Octopuses are renowned for having three hearts and blue blood, but not usually six legs.
"He's a lovely little thing," said a spokeswoman, adding that he will go on display to the public later this month.
LONDON (AFP) - British marine experts have found what they claim is a world first -- a six-legged octopus, or "hexapus," whom they have christened Henry.
The unique sea creature, which has two limbs fewer than a normal octopus, is believed to be the result of a birth defect rather than an accident, say his keepers at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre in northwest England.
"We've scoured the Internet and talked to lots of other aquariums and no-one has ever heard of another case of a six-legged octopus," said supervisor Carey Duckhouse.
Henry was discovered in a lobster pot off the north Wales coast two weeks ago, and was one of eight creatures that Sea Life staff picked up from a local marine zoo there -- where staff hadn't noticed his missing legs.
It was only when he attached himself to the inside of a glass tank that Sea Life staff noticed he was two limbs short of a full set. Octopuses are renowned for having three hearts and blue blood, but not usually six legs.
"He's a lovely little thing," said a spokeswoman, adding that he will go on display to the public later this month.
#1012
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 04, 2008, 06:07:46 AM
yum ka ug indiano ha.. lakas ang putok..
#1013
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 04, 2008, 05:50:34 AMQuote from: ms da binsi on March 04, 2008, 05:48:52 AMms belle.. basta white okey ko..ug red dili ko kay mura tag bombay.. means indiano..
hinog? o hilaw nga gi salad?
yuuuuuum!!!!
caramelized onions
#1014
LGU Philippines / Re: End of President GMA?
March 04, 2008, 05:44:28 AM
oh ow.. president it well end this month..
#1015
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 04, 2008, 05:39:40 AMQuote from: Happy on March 04, 2008, 05:33:51 AMhoisttt.. tambis like ma kupa...
Lahi baya nang tambis kay pink, ang balimbing kadtong daghan ug eskina or nawong
#1016
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 04, 2008, 05:34:33 AM
hah.. amurado unsa mani?
yummy nalang.. basta about saging kanoon ko..
bola bola sa puso sa saging?
yummy nalang.. basta about saging kanoon ko..
bola bola sa puso sa saging?
#1017
Philippine History / Re: Advance Happy Birthday Ate Grazie7y
March 04, 2008, 05:30:39 AM
Happy Birthday Day Maam Grazie!!!
manginhas ko ug saang sa bday nimo.. dili na anikad kay nanagko na..
manginhas ko ug saang sa bday nimo.. dili na anikad kay nanagko na..
#1019
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
March 03, 2008, 11:02:59 PM
Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer....
Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna.
Ikaw mrs, ano pangalan mo?
Mrs: Inday po.
Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko.
Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?
Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.
Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna.
Ikaw mrs, ano pangalan mo?
Mrs: Inday po.
Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko.
Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?
Mr: Ah Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.
#1020
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again
March 03, 2008, 11:00:04 PM
Estudyanteng Ngongo: "abi ni ir kung penis na kayo, buburatin
ko na ang black board, baka mapekpek nyo pa exam, kaya
penis or not penis, f*** your pepe!!!"
ko na ang black board, baka mapekpek nyo pa exam, kaya
penis or not penis, f*** your pepe!!!"
#1021
Jokes and Humor / Re: Text Jokes
March 03, 2008, 10:58:03 PM
Anak: Tay, tinood ba naay multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! nganong nangutana manka?
Anak: ingon si yaya naa daw multo!
Tatay: Anak...yati wala mantay yaya!
ngek multo nga
Tatay: Anak walang multo! nganong nangutana manka?
Anak: ingon si yaya naa daw multo!
Tatay: Anak...yati wala mantay yaya!
ngek multo nga
#1022
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
March 03, 2008, 10:53:36 PM
3 girls paalam sa erpats:
Girl 1: Dad, am going out with PETE to EAT
Girl 2: I'm going out with LANCE to DANCE
Girl 3: I'm going out with REX....
Dad: Ah hinde! Dito ka lang!!!
Girl 1: Dad, am going out with PETE to EAT
Girl 2: I'm going out with LANCE to DANCE
Girl 3: I'm going out with REX....
Dad: Ah hinde! Dito ka lang!!!
#1023
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dare you question this wisdom ?
March 03, 2008, 10:51:03 PM
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
#1024
Inspiration & Hope / The future is bright
March 03, 2008, 10:27:31 PMThe future is bright. Because the future is created by positive people.
Those who are negative make a lot of noise about how bad things are. Those who are positive quietly and steadily make a lot of real improvements and contributions to life.
There are always problems and there are always challenges. And there are always people willing to transform those challenges into great opportunities.
Those who have the courage, commitment and discipline to follow their own best dreams, bring the rest of the world along with them. Those who choose to do the best they can with what they have, create a better life for everyone.
For every high-profile guru of doom who wails about how hopeless and unfair life is, there are millions of others working tirelessly to make life better than ever. For every frightening crisis that is breathlessly reported, there are millions of real, meaningful success stories that don't get noticed, but that do have enormous positive influence.
Negative people obsess over the past while positive people work their way eagerly toward the future. Life gets better and better when you choose to make it so, and the future is bright indeed.
Ralph Marston
#1025
Weird and Extreme / Scotland Yard website hacked by monster
March 03, 2008, 10:24:57 PM
Visitors to the UK's Metropolitan Police recruitment website were greeted with this cuddly monster and message at the weekend, after a hacker broke into the site.
A top cop website was hacked - by a monster-type creature!
The cheeky hackers broke into London's Metropolitan Police recruitment website, and posted a picture of a cuddly toy on its front page.
And beneath the picture of the green stripy animal they added taunting comments.
The message posted by "Officer Brobee" referred to the Scotland Yard's SO15 counter-terrorism unit.
It said: "OH HAI GUYS do joo wanna bes a policeman lulz?"
"I see that teh so15 anti-terrorism anti-lulz police are hiring more incompetent nervy edgy socipaths to make London's streets just that little bit safer!"
"OH LULZ. SHOUTS TO l0g1kal for being such a leet dude and to LULKITTEH for being so fancy."
A spokesman for the Met said they were aware of the hack.
"We are aware of an unauthorised image and text having been placed on the Met Careers internet site," a statement issued by the force said.
"The Met Careers site is managed by an external company who are responsible for its upkeep.
"We will discuss this with the service provider at the earliest possible time."
The embarrassing message and cuddly monster were later removed.
- February 28, 2008.
weird.net
#1026
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
March 03, 2008, 10:17:07 PM
yeahhhh.. nice..
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
#1027
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 03, 2008, 10:14:45 PM
yum
kaon ko ana sauna..
Paklay..
kaon ko ana sauna..
Paklay..
#1028
Inspiration & Hope / Serendipity
March 03, 2008, 01:07:31 AMGood things will come to you in ways you could never anticipate or expect. Yet if you're constantly placing judgments, conditions and restrictions on your life, you'll miss out on most of those good things.
Being open to the abundance of life means being open to the unknown and unexpected. If you hide away from what you do not know, you'll never discover anything new.
The world is constantly changing, and many of those changes can seem frightening. Yet within each and every change there is opportunity.
When the world changes, legions of positive possibilities are born. When the unexpected happens, there is much new value to be created.
Choose to welcome the constant newness that is essential to life. For it brings new ways to more fully express and fulfill your own unique purpose.
In every unexpected turn of events is a pleasant surprise waiting to be discovered. Open yourself to the freshness of each dawning moment, and find those magnificent treasures that have just been born.
#1029
Inspiration & Hope / Emerge a winner
March 03, 2008, 01:06:09 AMThere are some events that you can influence by making intelligent choices and by taking decisive action. There are other events and situations that are completely out of your control.
You have what it takes to successfully deal with both. There's no need to worry endlessly about what the future will bring, for it always brings you new opportunities to make a positive difference.
You can do your very best with those situations that are under your control. And you can adapt and adjust to those situations over which you have little or no influence.
The foolish actions of others can leave you hopelessly frustrated if you allow them to do so. Keep in mind, however, that there's nothing to be gained by working yourself into a knot of frustration and resentment.
Instead, accept whatever comes your way and commit yourself to finding the value in it and making the best of it. With a positive, generous sense of purpose, there's no limit to what you can achieve, even when conditions are less than ideal.
Greet each new day and each new turn of events with confidence and enthusiasm. And you'll emerge a winner no matter what.
Ralph Marston
#1030
Health and Food / Re: Got Pancit??
March 03, 2008, 12:55:57 AM
usa pod kung dawo ug pansit labi na ug BAM-E bana?.. aguyyyyy..
pero one time nga nangapas mi nangaligo ug dagat gutom na kaayo unya human na diay sila
nangaon, pancit nalang nabilin.. pas pas gyod ug kaon.. one my cousin nag ingon.. ahhh grabi
ilhan gyod hilig ug TAPOS..
pero one time nga nangapas mi nangaligo ug dagat gutom na kaayo unya human na diay sila
nangaon, pancit nalang nabilin.. pas pas gyod ug kaon.. one my cousin nag ingon.. ahhh grabi
ilhan gyod hilig ug TAPOS..
#1031
Philippine Business News / Re: Brewpoint Tagbilaran latest victim of robbery
March 03, 2008, 12:50:29 AM
u have good point mike, murag mingawon naman gud didto..
sigi asa naman ta pohon?
sigi asa naman ta pohon?
#1032
Philippine Photo Gallery / Re: Ang Manananggot Then and Now
March 03, 2008, 12:47:18 AM
naa man say uban nga nag necktie daw na mananggot mao nay giingon nga nag corbata nga nangsanggot kay dili naman sak-on himoon naman lang by formula..naay daghan sa cebu ana..pero ug dili kaangay ang imong tyan.. aw pasinsya gyod. dipindi ra sa anad.
#1033
Philippine Business News / Re: Brewpoint Tagbilaran latest victim of robbery
March 03, 2008, 12:35:38 AM
ohhh.. its so sad.. kung naa lang gihapon ang coffee shop.. adto lang gihapon ta kay dili kaayo samok.
#1034
Philippine History / Re: My Interaction for Fortune
March 03, 2008, 12:30:17 AM
wahahaha.. kadaghan ba ug alyas oi..
#1035
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 03, 2008, 12:19:58 AM
yum yum yum
IMBAO?
IMBAO?
#1036
Facts and Trivia / Re: Alphabetical Names of Places In The World
March 03, 2008, 12:14:24 AM
navotas..phils..
#1037
Youtube Replay / Re: Time Of My Life/Dirty Dancing
March 03, 2008, 12:11:54 AM
oh.. nice.. naka sikad ko ug apil dah..naigo noon akong tuhod sa bangko..
#1038
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again
March 03, 2008, 12:02:18 AM
oistt unsa kahay gihuna huna ani nya..pabantayon lang sya sa balay.
#1039
Facts and Trivia / Re: Alphabetical Names of Places In The World
March 02, 2008, 11:59:45 PM
hehehehe ms belle .. para maiba naman..
#1040
Help & Support / Re: How many posts can be accommodated in TB?
March 02, 2008, 11:57:07 PM
blue..
pulihi ug keypad sa cellphones..
pulihi ug keypad sa cellphones..
#1041
Facts and Trivia / Re: Alphabetical Names of Places In The World
March 02, 2008, 11:54:10 PM
Inabanga -bohol (phils.)
#1042
Question and Answer / Re: Unsay Imong Gikaon Karon?
March 02, 2008, 11:42:40 PM
panihapon..
oriental salad lang tawn kay nag diet..
oriental salad lang tawn kay nag diet..
#1043
Question and Answer / Re: What is your favorite season? Time of the year?
March 02, 2008, 11:41:14 PM
Ramadan is my favorite time of the year,
also last days of December i like to sit with myself and try to think abt what i really did in that year and plan for the next one.
also last days of December i like to sit with myself and try to think abt what i really did in that year and plan for the next one.
#1044
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 02, 2008, 11:08:16 PM
yummy wow..
checken joy...ehhmm jollibee yata..
checken joy...ehhmm jollibee yata..
#1045
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
March 02, 2008, 11:04:46 PM
Hindi lahat ng party ay masaya--3RD PARTY
Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas--13TH MONTH PAY
Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot- -PREGNANCY
TEST (whew)
Hindi lahat ng positive ipinasasaya- -HIV POSITIVE
Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas--13TH MONTH PAY
Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot- -PREGNANCY
TEST (whew)
Hindi lahat ng positive ipinasasaya- -HIV POSITIVE
#1046
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again
March 02, 2008, 11:03:06 PM
The girl texted her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay,
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe
#1047
Jokes and Humor / Re: Text Jokes
March 02, 2008, 11:01:42 PM
Here's the latest:
Nagsalita na si Neri about GMA, di raw nya sinabi na
"She's evil"...
Sabi raw niya: Gloria "wears Prada".
Nagsalita na si Neri about GMA, di raw nya sinabi na
"She's evil"...
Sabi raw niya: Gloria "wears Prada".
#1048
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
March 02, 2008, 11:00:11 PM
Sa Umpisa ang tawag sa taong walang hiya:
--MAKAPAL
Nung lumala ay naging
--GARAPAL
Ngayon malubha na. Ang tawag:
--MAKAPAGAL!
--MAKAPAL
Nung lumala ay naging
--GARAPAL
Ngayon malubha na. Ang tawag:
--MAKAPAGAL!
#1049
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dare you question this wisdom ?
March 02, 2008, 10:54:31 PM
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
#1050
Philippine History / Re: Nagka Gwapa ang Tubag Bohol
March 02, 2008, 10:14:12 PMQuote from: ms da binsi on March 02, 2008, 12:22:12 AMmurag inlove si mike rong semanaha dah..
NIndot pa jud ang ngalan ni Admin WEBVOLUTION!
unsa may nakaon ani ni Mike karon nga pwerte man ang gana!
Korean bug?
MIiiiike!!!
@ginger
naabtan kapa nako ganiha buntag, nag buntagay diay mo ug dok dok grabihaaaaa oi..
#1051
Public Domain Download / Re: The Best way to enjoy the Internet
March 02, 2008, 09:31:32 PM
yeahh.. fortune go gow.. yup yup yup.. DAVID OCDINARIA is my cousin.. malumo na syag kasing kasing basta paraygan..basta malingaw sad sya..
#1052
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 02, 2008, 08:34:51 PM
yum...
kinilaw na tanigue..
kinilaw na tanigue..
#1053
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 02, 2008, 07:20:24 PM
yuckie
wala ko katilaw ana..he he
nilagpang na turagsoy?
wala ko katilaw ana..he he
nilagpang na turagsoy?
#1054
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 02, 2008, 06:50:31 PM
yucksss...
abobong hawo? (tuno lang ang gigamit native style )
abobong hawo? (tuno lang ang gigamit native style )
#1055
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
March 02, 2008, 06:45:25 PM
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
#1056
Travel and Tours / Re: SuperFerry Philippines
March 02, 2008, 06:04:19 PM
ang tawo man sa gud kay motolerate sa mga fixer.. dili gusto ug maghago..
like Sir lindy, nahitabo sa airport ang uban sang pasahero manghambog sad nga naay silay kaila
sa airport aron kunuhay murag si kinsa na..pero pag ando pa diay to mokoot sad..
like Sir lindy, nahitabo sa airport ang uban sang pasahero manghambog sad nga naay silay kaila
sa airport aron kunuhay murag si kinsa na..pero pag ando pa diay to mokoot sad..
#1057
Facts and Trivia / Re: YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 02, 2008, 05:55:36 PM
yum yum yumm..
swake, mean formula na para sa VIAGRA..
daghan ila grazie ana..
nilabog na paggy?
swake, mean formula na para sa VIAGRA..
daghan ila grazie ana..
nilabog na paggy?
#1058
Facts and Trivia / Re: ALPHABETICAL CAR NAMES from A-Z, names of any cars around the word
March 02, 2008, 01:44:20 AM
hala nahurot na..
#1060
Facts and Trivia / YUM OR YUCK FOOD (GAME), THERE'S A FOOD CRITIC IN ALL OF US
March 01, 2008, 10:28:07 PM
OK....Here are the rules:
You post a food. The person after you will say either:
YUM
or
YUCK
and post another food.
I'll start:
BALOT
You post a food. The person after you will say either:
YUM
or
YUCK
and post another food.
I'll start:
BALOT
#1061
Facts and Trivia / ALPHABETICAL CAR NAMES from A-Z, names of any cars around the word
March 01, 2008, 10:08:54 PM
I'LL START WITH :
A --- ACURA
A --- ACURA
#1062
Jokes and Humor / Re: FUNNY VIDEOS!
March 01, 2008, 09:44:54 PM #1063
Jokes and Humor / Why I live in the Philippines..
March 01, 2008, 09:26:10 PM
Note : this is sent by a friend in my e-mail just want to share, somehow they are all true I just hope no one will get offended….. GOD BLESS , but I believed some of what is written are not only in Philippines in some other part of the country it also exist…
1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. Everything can be forged.
10. All kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
16. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. People can pay to defy the law.
19. Everything and everyone is spoofed.
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy
Hilfiger (peke)!
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the
rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones.
(GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (35 pesos per gallon).
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)
31. Where University of the Philippines where all the weird people go. ......
32. Ateneo is where all the nerds go.
33. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go and;
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly
rich people go.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and It happens to everyone.
39. Rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military
engagements and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery
is a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news
provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the
entertainment.
46. People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a
thousand.
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe talaga 'to!)
48. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay
their tax) - than those employed and have their tax automatically
deducted from their salaries.
49. And where everyone wants to leave the country!
FILIPINO SIGNS OF WIT:
1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction.
2. Anita Bakery
3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night
4. Barber shop called Felix The Cut;
5. A bakery named Bread Pitt
6. Fast-food place selling 'maruya' (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey.
7. Then, there are Christopher Plumbing
8. A boutique called The Way We Wear
9. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental
10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried
Chicken
11. A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald's
12. A doughnut shop called MacDonuts
13. A shop selling 'lumpia' (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll
14. And two butcher shops called Meating Place and Meatropolis.
Smart travelers can decipher what may look like baffling signs to
unaccustomed foreigners by simply sounding out the 'Taglish' (The
Philippine version of English words spelled and pronounced with a heavy
Filipino such as:
15. At a restaurant menu in Cebu "We hab sopdrink in can an in batol"
[translation: We have soft drinks in can and in bottle].
16. Then, there is a sewing accessories shop called Bids And Pises -
[translation: Beads and Pieces --or-- Bits and Pieces]
There are also many signs with either badly chosen or misspelled words
but they are usually so entertaining that it would be a mistake to
'correct' them like.......
17. In a restaurant in Baguio City , the 'summer capital' of the
Philippines : " Wanted: Boy Waitress"
18. On a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern Antique Furniture"
19. On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan : "We Shoot You
While You Wait"
20. And on the glass front of a cafe in Panay Avenue in Manila :
"Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier".
Some of the notices can even give a wrong impression such as:
21. A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: "We Sell
Imported Robber Shoes" (these could be the 'sneakiest' sneakers);
22. A rental property sign in Jaro reads: "House For Rent, Fully
Furnaced" (it must really be hot inside)!
23. Occasionally, one could come across signs that are truly unique - if
not altogether odd. City in southern Philippines which said: "Adults: 1
peso; Child: 50 centavos; Cadavers: fare subject to negotiation".
24. European tourists may also be intrigued to discover two competing
shops selling hopia (a Chinese pastry) called Holland Hopia and Poland
Hopia - which are owned and operated by two local Chinese entrepreneurs,
Mr. Ho and Mr. Po respectively - (believe it or not)!
25. Some folks also 'creatively' redesign English to be more efficient.
"The creative confusion between language and culture leads to more than
just simple unintentional errors in syntax, but in the adoption of new
words, "says reader Robert Goodfellow who came across a sign .....House
Fersallarend' (house for sale or rent). Why use five words when two will do?
1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. Everything can be forged.
10. All kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
16. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. People can pay to defy the law.
19. Everything and everyone is spoofed.
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy
Hilfiger (peke)!
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the
rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones.
(GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (35 pesos per gallon).
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)
31. Where University of the Philippines where all the weird people go. ......
32. Ateneo is where all the nerds go.
33. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go and;
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly
rich people go.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and It happens to everyone.
39. Rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military
engagements and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery
is a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news
provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the
entertainment.
46. People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos but not a
thousand.
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe talaga 'to!)
48. Where the squatters have more to complain (even if they do not pay
their tax) - than those employed and have their tax automatically
deducted from their salaries.
49. And where everyone wants to leave the country!
FILIPINO SIGNS OF WIT:
1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction.
2. Anita Bakery
3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night
4. Barber shop called Felix The Cut;
5. A bakery named Bread Pitt
6. Fast-food place selling 'maruya' (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey.
7. Then, there are Christopher Plumbing
8. A boutique called The Way We Wear
9. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental
10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried
Chicken
11. A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald's
12. A doughnut shop called MacDonuts
13. A shop selling 'lumpia' (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll
14. And two butcher shops called Meating Place and Meatropolis.
Smart travelers can decipher what may look like baffling signs to
unaccustomed foreigners by simply sounding out the 'Taglish' (The
Philippine version of English words spelled and pronounced with a heavy
Filipino such as:
15. At a restaurant menu in Cebu "We hab sopdrink in can an in batol"
[translation: We have soft drinks in can and in bottle].
16. Then, there is a sewing accessories shop called Bids And Pises -
[translation: Beads and Pieces --or-- Bits and Pieces]
There are also many signs with either badly chosen or misspelled words
but they are usually so entertaining that it would be a mistake to
'correct' them like.......
17. In a restaurant in Baguio City , the 'summer capital' of the
Philippines : " Wanted: Boy Waitress"
18. On a highway in Pampanga: "We Make Modern Antique Furniture"
19. On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan : "We Shoot You
While You Wait"
20. And on the glass front of a cafe in Panay Avenue in Manila :
"Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier".
Some of the notices can even give a wrong impression such as:
21. A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: "We Sell
Imported Robber Shoes" (these could be the 'sneakiest' sneakers);
22. A rental property sign in Jaro reads: "House For Rent, Fully
Furnaced" (it must really be hot inside)!
23. Occasionally, one could come across signs that are truly unique - if
not altogether odd. City in southern Philippines which said: "Adults: 1
peso; Child: 50 centavos; Cadavers: fare subject to negotiation".
24. European tourists may also be intrigued to discover two competing
shops selling hopia (a Chinese pastry) called Holland Hopia and Poland
Hopia - which are owned and operated by two local Chinese entrepreneurs,
Mr. Ho and Mr. Po respectively - (believe it or not)!
25. Some folks also 'creatively' redesign English to be more efficient.
"The creative confusion between language and culture leads to more than
just simple unintentional errors in syntax, but in the adoption of new
words, "says reader Robert Goodfellow who came across a sign .....House
Fersallarend' (house for sale or rent). Why use five words when two will do?
#1064
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome, Cara Blanco to Tubag Bohol!
March 01, 2008, 08:09:30 PM
Welcome Cara.. feel at home..
#1065
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
March 01, 2008, 05:55:08 PM
American: We went thru a terrible crises because of 9/11. How
about you Filipinos?
Filipino: Oh, we have our 4'11 and we are still experiencing
the worst.
about you Filipinos?
Filipino: Oh, we have our 4'11 and we are still experiencing
the worst.
#1066
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again
March 01, 2008, 05:53:16 PM
When Abalos offered Romulo Neri a bribe, the 57 year old
bachelor almost said yes...Because he thought he heard BRIDE.
bachelor almost said yes...Because he thought he heard BRIDE.
#1067
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
March 01, 2008, 05:51:05 PM
Abalos's Prayer:
ZTE father, who are in China, hakot be thy name, thy kickback
come, thy wealth be done, in Wack-Wack as it is in Comelec.
Give me this day my daily bribe, and conceal all my sins, as I
conceal those sin along with me, and if I am led into temptation,
deliver me from criticism, its power, and its money forever and
ever. Amen.
ZTE father, who are in China, hakot be thy name, thy kickback
come, thy wealth be done, in Wack-Wack as it is in Comelec.
Give me this day my daily bribe, and conceal all my sins, as I
conceal those sin along with me, and if I am led into temptation,
deliver me from criticism, its power, and its money forever and
ever. Amen.
#1068
Jokes and Humor / Re: Text Jokes
March 01, 2008, 05:47:33 PM
Mike Arroyo: Laging masama ang pakiramdam ko lately, Doc.
What must I do to get better?
Doc: Sir, it's always better to lie in bed than to lie at the Senate.
What must I do to get better?
Doc: Sir, it's always better to lie in bed than to lie at the Senate.
#1069
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dare you question this wisdom ?
March 01, 2008, 05:41:45 PM
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
#1070
Jokes and Humor / Re: Text Jokes
March 01, 2008, 01:35:24 AM
Mga bagong pangalan ngayon:
1. Aveli No Razon
2. NaniLITO Atienza
3. Mike Defensuhol
4. Joking Aroy O
5. Ben Aba Lost
6. Bobong Revilla
7. Unggoy Estrada
8. Alan Peter Cayetanong
9. Gen Angel Atububo
10. Sergio A Butol
11. SiRaul O. Goonzales
12. Juan Pesteng Enrile
13. Romulo Neri vioso
1. Aveli No Razon
2. NaniLITO Atienza
3. Mike Defensuhol
4. Joking Aroy O
5. Ben Aba Lost
6. Bobong Revilla
7. Unggoy Estrada
8. Alan Peter Cayetanong
9. Gen Angel Atububo
10. Sergio A Butol
11. SiRaul O. Goonzales
12. Juan Pesteng Enrile
13. Romulo Neri vioso
#1071
Jokes and Humor / Re: It's Joke Time Again!!!
March 01, 2008, 01:34:14 AM
3 surgeons trying to impress each other's skill:
Dok 1: I operated the arm of this guy and he's now a famous
basketball star.
Dok 2: I operated the leg of this guy and now he's a famous
marathon runner!
Doc 3: That's nothing. I put a mole on the face of this s*** idiot
and now she's the PRESIDENT!!
Dok 1: I operated the arm of this guy and he's now a famous
basketball star.
Dok 2: I operated the leg of this guy and now he's a famous
marathon runner!
Doc 3: That's nothing. I put a mole on the face of this s*** idiot
and now she's the PRESIDENT!!
#1072
Jokes and Humor / Re: Joke Time Again
March 01, 2008, 01:31:11 AM
Titser: What is the new definition of graft and corruption?
Student: Back off!
Teacher: Very good at one of you is reading the newspapers. What then is
the meaning of COMELEC?
Student: Fixer, ma'am.
Titser: Very good! What is the meaning of FG?
Student: Full of Greed, ma'am!
Titser: Very, very good!
Student: Back off!
Teacher: Very good at one of you is reading the newspapers. What then is
the meaning of COMELEC?
Student: Fixer, ma'am.
Titser: Very good! What is the meaning of FG?
Student: Full of Greed, ma'am!
Titser: Very, very good!
#1073
Jokes and Humor / Re: Mangatawa Usa Ta.
March 01, 2008, 01:29:46 AM
...A frog went inside Malacanang Palace..It deeply disturbed GMA because
when the frog croaked it said.....
"Korap! Korap! Korap!
when the frog croaked it said.....
"Korap! Korap! Korap!
#1074
Weird and Extreme / Re: Stupid Quotes
February 28, 2008, 05:08:32 PM
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, October 16, 1929.
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, October 16, 1929.
#1075
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
February 28, 2008, 05:04:06 PM
Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.
source: weird facts
source: weird facts
#1076
Valencia - Bohol / Re: Sweet Simplicity
February 28, 2008, 05:00:18 PMQuote from: Lorenzo on February 28, 2008, 12:43:10 PM
So beautiful
ganahan ko ani ug porma kay makahinumdum ko sa among balay kaniadto.. pero i like made of amakan na may varnish..
#1077
Jokes and Humor / Re: Dare you question this wisdom ?
February 28, 2008, 04:55:54 PM
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
#1078
Jokes and Humor / WARNING!!!For those who will be drinking this holidays!!!
February 28, 2008, 07:24:13 AM
Alcohol Consumption Warning
- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your behind kicked.
- The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.
- The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
- The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your behind kicked.
- The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.
- The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
- The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
#1079
Jokes and Humor / Dare you question this wisdom ?
February 28, 2008, 07:21:39 AM
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
#1080
Jokes and Humor / THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
February 28, 2008, 07:20:03 AM
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian- Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutional istically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, ociffer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
Coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian- Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutional istically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, ociffer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
Coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
#1081
Jokes and Humor / Warning!!! Home depot Scam
February 28, 2008, 07:18:38 AM
Home Depot Scam
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16t h, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Target has wallets on sale for $2.99.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16t h, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Target has wallets on sale for $2.99.
#1082
Inspiration & Hope / Already fulfilled
February 28, 2008, 07:12:24 AMWhen you don't need anything, then you truly have everything. When you know that you already have enough, that you already are enough, that everything is as it should be, then your life will be rich indeed.
Get past the need to possess and you'll discover that the whole world is yours. Abandon the need to be right and you'll find real truth.
Let go of the need to impress others and you'll have their sincere respect. Move beyond the need to control every detail, and your influence will grow stronger.
As long as you feel you need something, it cannot possibly be yours. The more you focus on the need for anything, the more you deny it to yourself.
Why would you want to do that? Instead, realize that whatever you desire is already available to you, and enjoy the process of expressing it more fully as you move through each moment.
Appreciate, understand and focus your energy on the good and valuable things in your life. And you'll know that your most authentic desires are already fulfilled.
#1083
Inspiration & Hope / Beauty and goodness
February 28, 2008, 07:11:28 AMThink of the most beautiful thing you've ever witnessed, and multiply it by a thousand. What you then have is only a small, barely detectable fraction of the magnificent creation that is life.
What if you could experience the full beauty and goodness of life in one instant? You would surely and uncontrollably weep with tears of pure joy at the realization.
And there is something you would know, without the slightest doubt. That no problem, no challenge, no difficulty, no pain can ever really diminish the wonder and grandeur that is life.
There is a truth you would understand, in a way surpassing all thoughts and words, and it is this. Although the difficulties are very real, they are also very small when compared to the positive possibilities.
It pays to continually put things in perspective. For the more ground your perspective encompasses, the more valuable opportunities you'll have to live with genuine richness.
Choose as your perspective the wondrous and ever-expanding beauty of life. Within that golden territory, you'll find all the goodness and value you could ever desire.
#1084
Weird and Extreme / Stupid Quotes
February 28, 2008, 07:09:01 AM
gaffes, blunders and embarrassing words
Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know.
Donald Rumsfeld - This comment before the war in Iraq won the US Secretary of Defence the 2003 Award for Gobbledygook from the Plain English Campaign.
source: weird news
Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know.
Donald Rumsfeld - This comment before the war in Iraq won the US Secretary of Defence the 2003 Award for Gobbledygook from the Plain English Campaign.
source: weird news
#1085
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
February 28, 2008, 07:06:10 AM
Did you know that the electric chair was invented by a dentist!
#1086
Help & Support / Re: If I won't be able to reply a PM
February 28, 2008, 07:00:46 AM
sureness mike...
#1087
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome, Barbaro!
February 28, 2008, 06:54:32 AM
klaroha sa akong nawong oi.. ganga-ag..hehehe
#1088
Introduce Yourself / Re: Welcome, Barbaro!
February 28, 2008, 06:51:11 AM
wahahahaa tyminga pag sulod nako.. tnx everyone bisan korny usahay..
#1089
Philippine Showcase / Re: Alipin
February 28, 2008, 12:12:20 AM
oisttt.. motag-an.. dili itug-an oi..
motag-an means mo hula..
motag-an means mo hula..
#1090
Philippine Showcase / Re: Alipin
February 27, 2008, 11:54:11 PM
akoy alipin moy kahit hindi batid..
motag-an ko if prize is rigth......
its a nice song ....
motag-an ko if prize is rigth......
its a nice song ....
#1092
Jokes and Humor / Re: Funny Pictures
February 26, 2008, 03:42:07 AMPURE STUPIDITY . . .
. . . SOME PEOPLE HAVE ROCKS FOR BRAINS
. . . SOME PEOPLE HAVE ROCKS FOR BRAINS
#1093
General Topic / Re: Let's choose our tshirt design for July 2008 Eye Balls!
February 26, 2008, 03:25:22 AM
huh naa diay nibayad..kayang kaya mani ni fortune...
ayay murag wala koy ikapalit dah,,
toyota corolla ako aw CRIZPA lang unta nga 3/4..
XXL ang size... tym sa kay naglibog ko..
more design sa behhhhh.. kamo may gitagaan sa ginoo nga maayo magdibuho..
ayay murag wala koy ikapalit dah,,
toyota corolla ako aw CRIZPA lang unta nga 3/4..
XXL ang size... tym sa kay naglibog ko..
more design sa behhhhh.. kamo may gitagaan sa ginoo nga maayo magdibuho..
#1094
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
February 26, 2008, 03:06:18 AM
If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.
#1095
Help & Support / Re: Nearly 40 Hours without Tubag Bohol
February 24, 2008, 11:56:22 PM
mike, na rehab diay tawn sila ug kadali..
#1096
Weird and Extreme / First birth in 17 years on Pitcairn Island
February 24, 2008, 11:07:43 PMThe remote Pitcairn Island in the Pacific Ocean - home of the descendants of the HMS Bounty mutineers - has recorded its first birth in 17 years.
Emily Rose Christian was born just before midnight Sunday, September 14, 2003, in the Pitcairn Island Medical Clinic.
Her arrival brings the island's population to nearly 50. The island, which is just one mile wide and two miles long, is administered by Britain from its diplomatic post in New Zealand, about 3,200 miles away.
Baby and mother, Nadine Christian, are both reportedly doing well.- September 17, 2003
sourcer:weird news
#1097
Facts and Trivia / Re: DID YOU KNOW
February 24, 2008, 10:54:52 PM
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
#1099
Philippine History / Re: IT'S "BARBARO'S BIRTHDAY TODAY" (February 23, 2008)
February 24, 2008, 10:26:41 PMQuote from: st. agnes on February 24, 2008, 10:09:42 PM
hahahahaha! basta lage "princess" makurat na dayun...
mi greet bah si "special princess diri nimo Lex?"
woist! lex... nindot kaayo paminawon ka diri...
nag kamulo jud intawon kag pang reply...
hahahahaha --- nadugay gamay kay na OFFline tah...
huh...hehehe nahuman ra gyod..
els..kabuhion man sad ta kay mi try sya gahapon wala ka sulod..
sure oi.. she is the first one who greet..
#1100
Philippine History / Re: IT'S "BARBARO'S BIRTHDAY TODAY" (February 23, 2008)
February 24, 2008, 10:23:36 PMQuote from: Glen on February 23, 2008, 03:11:49 PMHello Ms G..ayay dali raba malanay akong heart ug ingon ani ba..tulo na gyod akong lugmaw..
Happy Birthday to a man who gives so much to others
and makes a difference in so many lives.
Barbaro you are a man who is admired and appreciated for being the truly
special person. I hope your special day is lovely. Have the wonderful day you deserve!
I wish you the best of everything. Happy happy birthday again!
God bless you.
Tnx Ms Glen.. God Bless