Author Topic: Joke Time Again (Read 40511 times)

Barbaro · « **Reply #100 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:02:37 AM »

Dear Pedro:
Pinagsisihan ko pagbasted ko sau. Tinetesting ko lang pacencia mo
nung sabihin kong sobrang pangit mo, wala kang kwenta at ng sinumpa
kita.
Bawat segundo ikaw nasa isip ko. Kahit sa panaginip, andun ka pa rin.
Tanggap na tanggap ka ng magulang ko. Mahilig lang talaga silang
magbiro nung hinabol ka ng itak ng tatay at nanay ko. Di ako
mabubuhay ng wala ka.
Nagmamahal,
Bianca.
P.S: Congrats pala sa pagkapanalo mo ng lotto.

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Bambi · « **Reply #101 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:07:56 AM »

Welcome again Barbaro!

Itinago na ni Itay ang itak at saka luto ng luto si Inay.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #102 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:15:10 AM »

bambs.. syaro ug gukdon pa.. lotto na noh..millioness na malabo..

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Bambi · « **Reply #103 on:** December 05, 2007, 07:22:04 AM »

LOTTO WINNER (husband) .....called his wife, please pack my little things needed for vacation, I won the lottery!

(Wife)---------namutos na

(Husband).....is everything ready? I will pick-it up?

(Wife)...........not yet dear, I don't know which pair of shoes I must have to take.

(Husband).....who told you that you will go with?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #104 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:00:54 AM »

Itlog og iti:
anak: mama mama dili nako mokaun og itlog kay manimaho ko og iti ingon atong silingan
mama: motoo man ka nila na botbot mana
anak: tinood no na mama
mama: so og mukaon ka og itlog manimaho ka og iti,so kaon nalang iti para maniho ka og itlog

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hazel · « **Reply #105 on:** December 06, 2007, 05:03:24 AM »

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Happy · « **Reply #106 on:** December 07, 2007, 07:09:16 AM »

hahaha nindot na kung wala nay ikapalit ug itlog mokaon nalang ug iti

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Barbaro · « **Reply #107 on:** December 10, 2007, 09:47:06 PM »

Anak: Itay meron ba tayong kamaganak na mahirap?
Itay: Meron anak kaya lang di ko kilala.
Anak: E mayaman pong kamaganak meron ba tayo?
Itay: Oo anak meron, kaya lang di tayo kilala!.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #108 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:06:28 AM »

wahehehehehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #109 on:** December 11, 2007, 02:58:15 AM »

ahehhehehhe kinsa kaha ilang kaila...

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Scarb · « **Reply #110 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:06:11 AM »

usahay kung maghilak ka, way nakakita
sa imong mga luha...

kung malipayon ka, way nakakita sa imong pahiyom...

kung nasakitan ka, way nakakita sa imong kasakit...

pero testingig PANGUTOT, lingi lagi na
sila tanan!

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #111 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:19:35 AM »

ewehehehhehehhehehehhhehehhe

tutokan pa kang hait nga mata!!!!

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Scarb · « **Reply #112 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:22:17 AM »

TEACHER : give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa,
wa sya kuyapi??

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willmerit · « **Reply #113 on:** December 12, 2007, 03:30:24 AM »

hehhehehe

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st. agnes · « **Reply #114 on:** December 12, 2007, 06:33:43 AM »

TEACHER : give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa,
wa sya kuyapi??

hehehehehe : )

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Barbaro · « **Reply #115 on:** December 12, 2007, 07:06:45 PM »

ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan...
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!

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hazel · « **Reply #116 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:40:30 PM »

ngiti ka pra mwala problma..
ngiti ka kaibigan...
ngiti ka kahit kanino..
ngiti lng ng ngiti..
isang paalala mula sa..
PHILIPPINE MENTAL hospital!

ahehehehe ngiti lang kahit naka harap sa computer...

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #117 on:** December 13, 2007, 07:45:51 AM »

wahahahahhhehehehhehehe...

T W P L Gi, P Rng T Nga.!!???

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Barbaro · « **Reply #118 on:** December 13, 2007, 12:56:43 PM »

Teacher: Give me colors that begin with letter â€œMâ€
Pupil: Maroon!!!Teacher: Anybody else??
Ngongo: Mlue, Mrawn, mlak, maioletâ€¦
Teacher: Mery ngood!!!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #119 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:30:43 PM »

Diperensya sa Pobre ug Adunahan.Kung adunahan ka,duna kay "allergy",

kung pobre ka,aduna kay"korikong" Sa pobre,"nabu-ang', kung adunahan,"nervous breakdown" tungod sa "tension"

Sa adunahan nga mangawat,ang tawag "kleptomaniac", sa pobre"k******n"

Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo,ingnon dayon ug "napasmo", pero ug

adunahan "migraine" Kung pobre, "buktot", pero ug adunahan "scoliotic"

Kung maid ka nga itomon,tawgon ka ug "negrita",pero kon

adunahan ka ug mas itom pa sa sulugo-on ang itawag "morena"

Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug

"uwagan" o"burikat", pero kon kwartahan ka ang ilang itawag "game" o "liberated"

Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgon ka ug "tigolang", pero kon datu

ang tawag "senior citizen"

Kung anak ka sa kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag

"slow learner" kon anak ka sa pobre ang tawag nimo "bogok"

hay kapait pag pobre ta...

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willmerit · « **Reply #120 on:** December 14, 2007, 11:12:01 PM »

mao jud

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #121 on:** December 15, 2007, 12:57:07 AM »

Diperensya sa Pobre ug Adunahan.Kung adunahan ka,duna kay "allergy",

kung pobre ka,aduna kay"korikong" Sa pobre,"nabu-ang', kung adunahan,"nervous breakdown" tungod sa "tension"

Sa adunahan nga mangawat,ang tawag "kleptomaniac", sa pobre"k******n"

Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo,ingnon dayon ug "napasmo", pero ug

adunahan "migraine" Kung pobre, "buktot", pero ug adunahan "scoliotic"

Kung maid ka nga itomon,tawgon ka ug "negrita",pero kon

adunahan ka ug mas itom pa sa sulugo-on ang itawag "morena"

Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug

"uwagan" o"burikat", pero kon kwartahan ka ang ilang itawag "game" o "liberated"

Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgon ka ug "tigolang", pero kon datu

ang tawag "senior citizen"

Kung anak ka sa kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag

"slow learner" kon anak ka sa pobre ang tawag nimo "bogok"

hay kapait pag pobre ta...

wahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahhahahhahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahahaahahhahahhahhahhhahhahahaha

sorry perte gyud daghan kay ga ligid ligid gyud ko diri...

hay ambot nimo Barbaro!!!

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Scarb · « **Reply #122 on:** December 15, 2007, 01:03:37 AM »

Dabinskie...ginhawaaa sa dha...ako madugay nako katawa ky sakit naman hinoon
ako dughan ug tiyan halos di na ko kaginhawa cgi bahakhak.

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #123 on:** December 15, 2007, 01:51:08 AM »

huy blue sus morag malagpot akong lingag-ngag!!!

wahahahhahhahahha

hay amboot...

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hazel · « **Reply #124 on:** December 15, 2007, 01:54:54 AM »

hahahhahahahhahhaha

nganong wa man ko kita ani ganiha...hehehehhehehhe

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #125 on:** December 15, 2007, 01:55:40 AM »

mahirap maging mahirap!!!

aw mao ba to???

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Scarb · « **Reply #126 on:** December 15, 2007, 01:58:42 AM »

huuh...mitindog ko ky moinom ug tubig,
unsa ba nga hapit naman ko sud-ipi...
nakahinumdom ko sa perfum nga baho...ky naa konoy one "1"dwarf namatay..whaaaahahahahaha
kadto ba perfum nga Snowwhite & seven dwarf...ingon humot kuno..
pagsimhot sa customer...oyyyy baho man lagi...ingon tindero...awww ky namatay 1 dwende ana...

basaha ra naa diha...mating ka Barbs..hiktan ko ani madugay boi...

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Scarb · « **Reply #127 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:34:16 AM »

Employee: boss pwede ba ako nalang ang papalit dun pwesto sa manager natin
na kamamatay lang?

Boss: ok lang sa akin na ikaw ang pumalit sa kanya, ewan ko lang kung
papayag ang punerarya

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #128 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:41:00 AM »

bwahaahahhahhahahhahahahahahahhahahhhahahahhaahhahhaha

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hazel · « **Reply #129 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:48:00 AM »

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #130 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:51:39 AM »

nag sigi pa gyud ko katawa sa duwende nga namatay!

wahahhahahahahahhahhahahah

hala mag drive na raba ko paingon makita ko sa mga tawo ani makaingon gyud sila hala ang wife ni mike naay pagka gamay!!!

wahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahha

Ger,lain gyud ko blue kay ug naa kuy kataw an dili gyud na mawala dayun...

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hazel · « **Reply #131 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:54:11 AM »

hahhahahahhhahahhaha mo ingon mga tawo nga naka kita nimo...

na tralala naka...hahahahhahaha

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Scarb · « **Reply #132 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:55:51 AM »

tan-awa c Ginger..wla na katingog,
nagligid-ligid na laman...

..unsa man Ger? tabangon ba ka nako dha?

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Scarb · « **Reply #133 on:** December 15, 2007, 02:59:56 AM »

nag sigi pa gyud ko katawa sa duwende nga namatay!

wahahhahahahahahhahhahahah

hala mag drive na raba ko paingon makita ko sa mga tawo ani makaingon gyud sila hala ang wife ni mike naay pagka gamay!!!

wahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahha

Ger,lain gyud ko blue kay ug naa kuy kataw an dili gyud na mawala dayun...

nakalimot ko asa to nasulat ni Barbs..basta mao toy akong fav jud..
bsan asa ko..work or mag drive..bsan matulog basta makahinumdom ko...mo-agik-ik
kog katawa...ayehhh hiktanan na ko dre duh...
jusko ug mosolod ko sa bathroom makakita kos perfum...mahinumdom kos dwende nga namatay
maong nabaho ang perfum

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #134 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:01:58 AM »

wahahhahhahahhahha

gusto ka mag padala ko ug posas sa imong xmas gift?

ahaa! good idea?

Posas nga naay Initial shu-ang sa TB!!!

Si Ginger basi kinahanglan ug CPR???

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hazel · « **Reply #135 on:** December 15, 2007, 04:43:34 AM »

wahehehhe cute na bah! posas nga naay suwat.

Blue, ni lagom ko ganihang hapon kumatawa sa jokes oi.

Hay! ambot ug maglakaw kos dalan maka hinumdum kos TB, mag ngisi pud ko.

Daghan nata aning shu-ang.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #136 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:42:18 PM »

Nitong mga nakaraang buwan napapansin ni Mister ang pagiging matabang ni Misis.
Walang maisip na dahilan si Mister sa pagiging matabang ni Misis kundi ang posibilidad na si Misis ay kumakaliwa. Sa pag-iisip ni Mister kung papaano ang gagawin upang mapatunayan kung totoo ang kanyang hinala, nabanggit niya
sa kanyang Kumpare ang kanyang niloloob.

Mister: "Pare palagay ko ang Kumare mo kinakaliwa ako ngunit hindi ko mapatunayan."

Kumpadre: "Sana naman Pare hindi totoo ang hinala mo, pero kung gusto mo, mayroon akong alam na paraan para mo mapatunayan ang hinala mo."

Mister: "Siyanga Pare, ano ang alam mong paraan?"

Kumpadre: "Di ba Pare ang kama ninyo ay 'yong double bed, 'Yong bang box spring na may nakapatong na mattress sa ibabaw?"

Mister: "Ganoon nga ang kama namin Pare, Oh - ngayon?"

Kumpadre: "Ganito iyon Pare, maglagay ka ng isang gatang na palay sa kama ninyo. Sa pagitan ba ng box spring at mattress pero huwag mong ipaaalam kay Kumare."

Mister: "Eh, ano naman ang kinalaman ng palay kung totoo ngang kumakaliwa ang Kumare mo?"

Kumpadre: "Pare, iyong palay pag naging bigas..............SIGURADONG MAY BUMAYO."

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #137 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:44:49 PM »

AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!

IN TAGALOG:
kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #138 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:46:33 PM »

Buta nisakay ug taxi

Driver: Kahibalo ka sa direction nga buta ka man?

Buta: Ayawg kabalaka katoltol ko. Nakahibalo ko nga naa na ta sa Guadalupe kay naninimaho nang mangga.

Driver: Sakto ka. Katoltol gyud diay ka.

Buta: Karon naa na ta sa may simbahan kay nanimaho nang kandila.

Driver: Sakto gihapon ka.

(Paglabay nila sa tindahan ug bulad.)

Buta: Good evening! ladies.

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st. agnes · « **Reply #139 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:48:30 PM »

ANAK: nay buntis ko.. lipong ko..
NANAY: dili ka buntis!
ANAK: kasukaon ko nay..
NANAY: dli lgi ka buntis!
ANAK: gusto kog aslum..
NANAY: animal kang bayuta ka!! kumuton ko nag itu-is nang itlog
mo ron!!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #140 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:49:26 PM »

Hahahahahahahahahah..wahahahahahahahahhahaha! LOL
OMG..Hahahahahaa

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st. agnes · « **Reply #141 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:50:44 PM »

Osa ka pirata gi interview sa reporter.
REPORTER: Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
PIRATA: Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya giputul gi-ilisan
na lang ug kahoy.
REPORTER: Imong toong kamot naa may hook?
PIRATA: Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy
kaaway.
REPORTER: Unya imong pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon?
(eye patch).
PIRATA: Ah, na-ithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
REPORTER: HA? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
PIRATA: Gi-lugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #142 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:50:47 PM »

Heres a good one

Andoy: Papalita kog Viagra bi.

Pharmacist: Wa koy Viagra kay illegal man na dinhi. Dia noon koy local nga version nga mas maayo pa sa Viagra.

Andoy: Unsa may ngan ana?

Pharmacist: Buyag ra.

Later that day, Andoy goes back and talks to his neighbor

Andoy: Mare, tigamit man kuno ug viagra si Pare. Gahi diay kaayo pirme?

Saling: Ahhgahi tuod kaayo, pero puwerte lang gihapong gamaya!

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st. agnes · « **Reply #143 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:51:47 PM »

Heres a good one

Andoy: Papalita kog Viagra bi.

Pharmacist: Wa koy Viagra kay illegal man na dinhi. Dia noon koy local nga version nga mas maayo pa sa Viagra.

Andoy: Unsa may ngan ana?

Pharmacist: Buyag ra.

Later that day, Andoy goes back and talks to his neighbor

Andoy: Mare, tigamit man kuno ug viagra si Pare. Gahi diay kaayo pirme?

Saling: Ahhgahi tuod kaayo, pero puwerte lang gihapong gamaya!

hahahahahahaha!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #144 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:53:50 PM »

Remember ladies, its not the size of the ship that counts, its the rolling of the waves that makes the difference.

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st. agnes · « **Reply #145 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:54:44 PM »

LAKI: Kuha-on ko ang bulan og mga bitoon og ihalad ko kanimo.
BABAE: Ah! saba diha! wa man ugaling ka kakuha anang kugmong
gatambisay sa lungag sa imong ilong...
LAKI: AW! sorry 'day ha..wala man gud ko masayod nga
gusto sad ka ani.....

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #146 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:55:45 PM »

LOL, Buanga jud nang joke uy! wahahahaha

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #147 on:** December 15, 2007, 03:56:57 PM »

Photgrapher: Dia ra imong letrato boss.

Customer: Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning letratoha.

Photographer: Bati gud. Tan-awa ang imong back view morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz

Customer: Unya ang front view?

Photographer: Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

LOL! Hahahahahaha!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #148 on:** December 15, 2007, 04:04:50 PM »

Eloy: Pre, sa imong banabana, guwapo ba ko?

Andoy: Pangit ka ug nawong , Pre.

Eloy: Pagtarong diha, Pre, ha! Unsay pangit?!

Andoy: Imong nawong, pangitaon kaayo ba!!!

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #149 on:** December 15, 2007, 04:06:01 PM »

Kulas: Nganong nabukol man na imong ulo, Bay?

Badoy: Nangharana man gud ko gabii didto sa ilang Marilou, Bay Kulas. Pagsugod nako'g kanta, giitsahan dayon ko ni Marilou ug buwak.

Kulas: Pero nganong nabukol man ka?

Badoy: Ang buwak gisud man gud ug kaang.

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Lorenzo · « **Reply #150 on:** December 15, 2007, 04:07:38 PM »

Sa usa ka diskortal, nakigsayaw si Kulas ug gwapa. Tungod kay gwapa man kaayo iyang paris, puwerteng gakus ni Kulas.

Daga: Unsa may sulod sa imong bulsa, Dong?

Kulas: Ahhh.. .kanang, flashlight ni Day.

Daga: Nganong init man?

Kulas: Nagsiga man gud!

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Brownman · « **Reply #151 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:22:51 PM »

he, he, he, lain na nang flashlight ta uy, kusug ug boltahi.

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hazel · « **Reply #152 on:** December 15, 2007, 05:28:27 PM »

hehehehe dong insoy daghan lagi ka ug joke.

may tagalog pa. LOL!

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Happy · « **Reply #153 on:** December 15, 2007, 11:37:44 PM »

Hahaha, oi himuot kaayo ko sa inyong mga jokes, sige ko bahakhak, ambot lang unsa kay huna-huna sa silingan kung makadungog, kay sa unang adlaw sige hilak karon bahakhak napud hahaha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #154 on:** December 16, 2007, 04:09:27 PM »

sa usa ka dapit, nagtagbo ang duha ka magsilingan samtang ga panilhig.
mare1: ois! mare! musta naman tong panaghikay ninyo ni pare kagabii?
mare2: alegre man apan nasobrahan lageg tagay mao nga akong ulo murag mabu-ak sa ka labad.
mare1: maayo kay kana ra mads, ako gani naglabad ning akong bu-ak murag naay ulo.

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Scarb · « **Reply #155 on:** December 17, 2007, 01:23:26 AM »

GIBARIKUS ANG MISTER:

wife; dok unsa man to "u..t..n" sa ako bana
na nangawas man ang ugat

doctor: gi barikus to mises

wife: unsay rason nganon barikuson man
doc

doctor: kanang cgig tindog:

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Happy · « **Reply #156 on:** December 17, 2007, 02:04:25 AM »

hahaha wala diay palingkura ni misis

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Scarb · « **Reply #157 on:** December 17, 2007, 03:27:23 AM »

gipa overtime Haps,
a sort of Xmas gift

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Happy · « **Reply #158 on:** December 17, 2007, 03:31:55 AM »

haha mao

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willmerit · « **Reply #159 on:** December 17, 2007, 10:48:33 PM »

hehhehehehehe

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Barbaro · « **Reply #160 on:** January 21, 2008, 02:05:20 AM »

Who invented Jai Alai?
Ans: The Japanese and the Chinese.
The Japanese threw the ball and said jai and the Chinese was hit
in the head and shouted, alai.

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Glen · « **Reply #161 on:** January 21, 2008, 10:38:52 AM »

Hahahaha pagka palamoot.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #162 on:** January 22, 2008, 10:08:04 PM »

Pasyente: Magkano facelift?
Doctor: Complete treatment ay P145,000.
Pasyente: Mahal! Ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha
akong bata?
Doctor: Eto tsupon, P20 lang!

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Bambi · « **Reply #163 on:** January 22, 2008, 11:45:53 PM »

asa man ang address sa Dr Barbaro?....i mean the 20 Pesos?

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Glen · « **Reply #164 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:28:57 AM »

Unsay tsupon? Barbs. Mora gikawala ko da.

Ate Bambi ngano nangutana man ka mo adto pod ka? hehehee

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svetlana · « **Reply #165 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:49:58 PM »

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

Dave, youâ€™re a vetâ€¦.

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lindy · « **Reply #166 on:** January 23, 2008, 05:54:05 PM »

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

Dave, youâ€™re a vetâ€¦.

bwahahahahahaha parehas ra kana adtong nanghambog nga tanang klase sa baje ija nang natilawan... tawo na lang nga baje ang wala pa.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #167 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:28:37 PM »

Unsay tsupon? Barbs. Mora gikawala ko da.

Ate Bambi ngano nangutana man ka mo adto pod ka? hehehee

ms G. tsupon is nipple sa babyron man seguro na.. para murag bata..

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hazel · « **Reply #168 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:36:19 AM »

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

Dave, youâ€™re a vetâ€¦.

hahahahahahhahaha

Was it a donkey?

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svetlana · « **Reply #169 on:** January 24, 2008, 09:46:33 AM »

bwahahahahahaha parehas ra kana adtong nanghambog nga tanang klase sa baje ija nang natilawan... tawo na lang nga baje ang wala pa.

waaaaaaaa mas grabe mana imoha Sir Linds woi! hahaha

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svetlana · « **Reply #170 on:** January 24, 2008, 09:49:43 AM »

hahahahahahhahaha

Was it a donkey?

problema kung iro! hahahaah

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Scarb · « **Reply #171 on:** January 26, 2008, 04:50:38 AM »

hahahahahahhahaha

Was it a donkey?

hahahahah kafait ni Dok- Iring gilaygit?

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Bambi · « **Reply #172 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:20:27 AM »

ms G. tsupon is nipple sa babyron man seguro na.. para murag bata..

That's the answer!!!! and......that is quite GOOD!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #173 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:54:26 AM »

Mama: Anak dili ka manguyab sa mga dalaga ning baryoha ha kay puro imong paryente.
Anak: O ma!
Mama: O ngano tutok man ka sa baka?
Anak: Mama sad oy hasta baka akong paryente?

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #174 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:02:02 AM »

bwahhahahhahha!!!!1!!!!

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hazel · « **Reply #175 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:07:07 AM »

Mama: Anak dili ka manguyab sa mga dalaga ning baryoha ha kay puro imong paryente.
Anak: O ma!
Mama: O ngano tutok man ka sa baka?
Anak: Mama sad oy hasta baka akong paryente?

hahahhahahahha animal gyud ning mga laki.

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Glen · « **Reply #176 on:** February 07, 2008, 12:57:47 PM »

Hahahaha gi gwapahan siguro sa baka.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #177 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:05:34 AM »

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO,
BUNGI: LUKON , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT....

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hazel · « **Reply #178 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:13:07 AM »

sige lang lami naman pud.

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Scarb · « **Reply #179 on:** February 09, 2008, 08:31:24 AM »

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO,
BUNGI: LUKON , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT....

im laughing here

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Bambi · « **Reply #180 on:** February 09, 2008, 08:40:16 AM »

haskang bungi-a oi!
and the DOCTOR said..........PISOT KA.......PISKOT diay toh!

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Scarb · « **Reply #181 on:** February 10, 2008, 01:55:45 AM »

Thus, people are identified by their unique DNA, such as:
Old Maid: DNAgamit
Bachelor: DNAkasal
Arab: DNAahit
Water Conservationist: DNAliligo
Bin Laden: DNAhanap at DNAhuli
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo:DNAaamin.
Town Fiesta: DNAyo
Loser: DNAya
Uncircumcised: DNAtuli
Pandak: DNAtumangkad
Not Good Looking: DNAbale
DNAtawa kayo!
DNAkayo mabiro...

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Bambi · « **Reply #182 on:** February 10, 2008, 02:15:12 AM »

lol BlueAngel...dis-a god ani oi?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #183 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:17:39 PM »

Mga uri ng itlog ng lalaki:
Binatilyo: Fresh egg.
Binata: Hard boiled.
Bagong kasal: Sunny side up.
Matagal nang kasal: Balot
Matandang binata: Itlog na maalat.
Lolo: Bugok.

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Glen · « **Reply #184 on:** February 16, 2008, 04:01:30 PM »

Hahahahaaa hoy kamoot jod nimo Barbaro
Balot na diay ang aho kay matagal naming kasal. Hahahaaa sos wala pajod ko kakaon og Balot sukad.

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lindy · « **Reply #185 on:** February 17, 2008, 01:44:24 AM »

Mga uri ng itlog ng lalaki:
Binatilyo: Fresh egg.
Binata: Hard boiled.
Bagong kasal: Sunny side up.
Matagal nang kasal: Balot
Matandang binata: Itlog na maalat.
Lolo: Bugok.

ang usa ray itlog---- birok

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Barbaro · « **Reply #186 on:** February 21, 2008, 03:11:50 AM »

A nerd asked his hot n' sexy classmate to have sex with him..
Nerd: Sex tayo! Babayaran kita isang libo, bibilisan ko, tatapon ko
yung isang libo sa sahig. Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo, pagtayo mo
tapos nako i-sex ka.
Sexy: Tawagan ko muna bf ko kung payag siya. Tinawagan nya...
BF: Cge payag ako, bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
After 10 minutes bf calls...
BF: Ano na? Kinuha mo na pera?
Sexy: aahhh...hindi pa e. Aaahh!
Bf: Ha? Bakit?
Sexy: Tig pipiso kasi eh! Aaaahh!!

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hazel · « **Reply #187 on:** February 21, 2008, 06:08:24 AM »

hehehhehee

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Barbaro · « **Reply #188 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:31:11 AM »

Titser: What is the new definition of graft and corruption?
Student: Back off!
Teacher: Very good at one of you is reading the newspapers. What then is
the meaning of COMELEC?
Student: Fixer, ma'am.
Titser: Very good! What is the meaning of FG?
Student: Full of Greed, ma'am!
Titser: Very, very good!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #189 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:53:16 PM »

When Abalos offered Romulo Neri a bribe, the 57 year old
bachelor almost said yes...Because he thought he heard BRIDE.

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willmerit · « **Reply #190 on:** March 01, 2008, 08:16:30 PM »

hahhaha luv it!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #191 on:** March 02, 2008, 11:03:06 PM »

The girl texted her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay,
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #192 on:** March 02, 2008, 11:08:59 PM »

in ana diay ka, Lex?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #193 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:02:18 AM »

oistt unsa kahay gihuna huna ani nya..pabantayon lang sya sa balay.

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Scarb · « **Reply #194 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:37:02 AM »

The girl texted her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay,
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe

hahahahaha huuh-siyam-siyaman gyod ug kinatok!

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david · « **Reply #195 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:43:10 AM »

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david · « **Reply #196 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:44:02 AM »

The girl texted her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay,
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe

he he he ha ha ha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #197 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:00:04 PM »

Estudyanteng Ngongo: "abi ni ir kung penis na kayo, buburatin
ko na ang black board, baka mapekpek nyo pa exam, kaya
penis or not penis, f*** your pepe!!!"

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Barbaro · « **Reply #198 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:05:06 PM »

Buyer: Magkano kambing?
Muslim: Isang libo.
Buyer: Ha? mahal naman! 800 nalang.
Muslim: Di pwede, sabi ASAWA ko wag benta pag di libo.
Buyer: Ganon?! Kalahati libo?
Muslim: Yan! Pwede na.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #199 on:** March 06, 2008, 08:07:18 PM »

3 Palatandaan na tumatanda ka na:
1) Tuhod na lang ang Tumitigas.
2) Buhok nalang ang Tumatayo.
3) Mukha nalang ang Nagagalit

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