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2. Brooke Shields

Taken in 1975 by American fashion photographer - Garry Gross - this picture featured Brooke Shields nude. This is the cropped version of the photograph. At that time, Garry Gross was working on a project titled The Woman in the Child, in which he wanted to reveal the femininity of prepubescent girls by comparing them to adult women. The series was first published in the magazine Little Women, and then in Sugar and Spice, which is a Playboy Press publication. In 1981, a U.S. Court ruled that the images did not breach child pornography laws. Pictures were purchased by Richard Prince in 1992, reproduced, and sold for $151,000 in 1999.

1. Mermaid

Readers ought to understand that these photographs are here for a reason. These photographs have been subject to huge controversies at one time or the other. A submarine captured photos of a diving mermaid during sonoprobe mission (Photo Source: gmw.cn).

Quote from: Votives on June 27, 2013, 02:55:07 PM
sure??? na hack diay...

joke ra oi... heheheh

Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my 'cat'.....


waleeyyy...

The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby."
The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."
"No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."
The husband again asked "So what do you say to the others?"
The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."


may gani wala maliwat sa silingan hehehehe

CORRECTed by!!!!

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes.”

WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$90,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $980,000 for it.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”

MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”






Lesson: ayaw pataka ug bilin sa inyong mobile phone... I feel sorry for the phone owner hehehehe

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.


hala.. fwede maulaw kol?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?



pusang iring... heheheh

most favorite subject? RECESS of course...

MAY KATWIRAN...

Alcohol Solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan.
Eh ang Milk?? Meron na bang nag-treat ng milk? at sinabi nya tara dude milk tau??!!!


mao bitaw akong ingon...aaiiyeeehhh...

my friends and I had




BANGSILOG

Mabuti na lamang at Filipino major ako ^_^

Steve Strauss
Best-selling author,
USA TODAY columnist,
leading small business expert.
Visit www.TheSelfEmployed.com


I love English majors. I love how smart they are. I love their intellectual curiosity. And I love their bold choice for a major. Most of all, I love to hire them.

A recent article by the great David Brooks in the New York Times about the changing nature of the Humanities in higher education just reinforced why, when given my druthers, English majors are my employee of choice.

And the reason is not that I am a writer; I more consider myself an entrepreneur than anything else. I run a small business and the people I hire do a variety of tasks -- SEO, project management, social media, and so forth.

For my money (literally and figuratively), for my needs, and I suggest the needs of most small businesses, English majors are easily the top choice when it comes to getting the type of teammate who can make us all better, as they say in basketball.

Let's consider what you want when you hire an employee or independent contractor:

Smarts: My sweet daughter Sydney is a junior English major (though I haven't hired her -- yet!) When I speak with her now, when I hear about her assignments and what she has to read, I cannot help but be impressed. She is a much smarter girl than the one who left here two years ago.

I think what I appreciate most about English majors is that they are taught to think critically, and that is exactly what I want in my business. Busy with a start-up, a new book to finish, speeches, and running my regular business to boot, what I need is to be able to give someone an assignment and have them do it. Period.

That is exactly what I get from the English majors. They know how to think, to think for themselves, and how to analyze a problem. Business majors are fine, but they are preoccupied with theory, proving themselves, and doing it "right." But the English majors are used to getting a tough assignment, figuring it out, and getting it done, (usually) on time.

Boldness: Now, this may not be true for all small business people, but it is for me. I like working with people who are bold, confident, and who are willing to speak up. People who see problems and suggest solutions, who are not intimidated by calculated risk taking.

Hello, English major.

Not only do these folks have to be bold simply to make such a choice of majors at a time when everyone is advising them to think about making themselves as practical as possible in this shrinking, global job market, but the nature of their gig is that they have to be bold. Reading Chaucer, making sense of it, writing a term paper on it, and then being able to defend it, takes far more bravery than, say, analyzing the fall of the Soviet Union.

Writing ability: Whether it is a blog, an email to a client, an e-newsletter post, or an analysis of a problem, English majors win, hands down.

Easy to work with: This is an underrated trait that I think many people applying for a job don't get or appreciate. People like working with people they like. I find that, usually, English majors are interesting, well spoken, can take a position and defend it with logic and reason, are (obviously) well read, and are, well, pleasant to be around.

That's whom I want to hire.

Quote from: islander on June 25, 2013, 03:18:15 PM
por santo.  maopaw man sad ko ani kun mao niy akong trabahoh, huhuhu.  congrats, loll!  take a break, eat ice cream.

maka stress gyud siya ug buhok... hahahahah bitaw, pa massage ko unya para marelax akong body ug mind..

Quote from: Votives on June 25, 2013, 03:16:59 PM
So sad.... sagdie lang gud madamay basta dili lang mabuntis aw unsa bah..... gimingaw nami sa imong mga gitik-gitik...

ay mao ba... sige lang Engr.,manggitik lang ko nimo diha ug pinakalit hahahaha

Quote from: Votives on June 25, 2013, 03:06:38 PM
anah gyud lolla... labay pud permi sa TB oi mingaw nako nimu...

aw sowee Engr.. busy lang akong byuti kumbati aning work hehehehe bitaw Engr, way lami magpost na dire kay madamay ta permi hahahahahahah

Lipay kaayo ko kay nahuman ra gyud ko ani nga report.... headaches, na overfatigue pa ko, nagkalibat libat na akong mata sa numbers ug colors... 387 elementary schools and 42 secondary schools the battle is over... heheheheh

Quote from: Votives on June 25, 2013, 02:25:35 PM
caps lock man gyud... hehe...

meaning agree gyud ko nimo heheheheh

Quote from: Votives on June 25, 2013, 02:02:34 PM
atot oi wa koy gipatamaan oi sa maigo lang... tinuod man sad gyud na if you want love dili ka knahanglan daghan kwarta pareha nako pobre uyamot pero daghan ga love... wow... ang haba ng hair ko...

CORRECTED BY...... HEHEHEHHE

gutomsss... i wonder kinsa na pod kaha manglibre nako karon? hahahahahahaah.... better go the canteen and let's see what's on the menu....

http://youtu.be/wTlUu0a9oWc

"Jar Of Hearts"

No, I can't take one more step towards you
'Cause all that's waiting is regret
Don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore
You lost the love I loved the most

I learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time

And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?

I hear you're asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
But I have grown too strong
To ever fall back in your arms

And I've learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time

And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?

And it took so long just to feel alright
Remember how to put back the light in my eyes
I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed
'Cause you broke all your promises
And now you're back
You don't get to get me back

And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
Tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
Don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 24, 2013, 04:06:01 PM
Hmm, di kaha ni bribe?

Dili gyud kay in the first place, bawal man intawn na tapos dili man sila makakwarta sa among section.. hehehehe satisfied lang sila sa among service nga gihatag sa ila kay gina accommodate namo na sila with all out smile gyud agi ra na ug pasalamat heheheeh

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 24, 2013, 03:18:45 PM
Agoi, kalami. Ikaw ray nagluto ani, Ms. Lolla?

hehehe di ko kabalo moluto ani... hinatag ra ni sa maestra.. nagsubmit siya ug report pakapinan pod ani hehehehehe

Disappointed kaayo ko gabie kay perting uwan dire sa Digos...

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 24, 2013, 01:28:58 AM
He he he he, da kuyawa pod ! Hilig diay ka sa overtime, Jenneth. Aww, maayo pod na kai lami pod ang sweldo! Good work ethic, Jenneth ! More power !

Salamat kaayo Bran.. More power pod sa imo..wala man pod ko'y gi atiman, wala man pod ko'y gi kabusy han lain, so focus ko sa work..

L - O - V - E

Quote from: jorgeanna on June 23, 2013, 08:08:52 PM
It's funny when people would suddenly change because of MONEY. Back when they had none, they were so down to earth but now that they have, they think they own the world tsk tsk tsk ....

I agree Ms Anna.. Daghan ko ug kaila ana including my exbf

hay kadugay ba mahuman ning akong gidownload nga movie oi.... ganina ra mani nag 79%....   nakabutang 1hr mahumana... ganina ra man ang  1 hr...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqzjuqpZvb0#ws

"It Will Rain"

If you ever leave me, baby
Leave some morphine at my door
'Cause it would take a whole lot of medication
To realize what we used to have,
We don't have it anymore

There's no religion that could save me
No matter how long my knees are on the floor
So keep in mind all the sacrifices I'm makin'
Will keep you by my side?
Will keep you from walkin' out the door?

'Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby

Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same
If you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain, hey, hey, hey

I'll never be your mother's favorite
Your daddy can't even look me in the eye
Ooh, if I was in their shoes, I'd be doing the same thing
Sayin' there goes my little girl
Walkin' with that troublesome guy

But they're just afraid of something they can't understand
Ooh, but little darlin' watch me change their minds
Yeah, for you I'll try, I'll try, I'll try, I'll try
I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
If that'll make you mine

'Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby

Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same
If you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain, hey, hey, hey

Oh, don't just say goodbye
Don't just say goodbye
I'll pick up these broken pieces 'til I'm bleeding
If that'll make it right

If you ever leave me, baby
Leave some morphine at my door

'Cause there'll be no sunlight
If I lose you, baby
There'll be no clear skies
If I lose you, baby

Just like the clouds
My eyes will do the same
If you walk away
Everyday it will rain, rain, rain, hey, hey, hey

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 23, 2013, 02:34:43 PM
Agoi, Ms. Lolla. Goodbye Red Horse weekend diay...

kaayo.. hahahaah next week, di ko mag overtime... hahaha

working on Sunday... mura man ug way kahumanan ning reports... ihatag karon, ugma deadline, paghuman submit, another report na sad due on Monday... waaaaaa pwede mohilak....

http://youtu.be/_PkzsMak6P8


"Brielle"

There's a handwritten note pressed in the door of her screened in porch
And I am sailing away recalling that day miles from shore
She was still wearing white and Robin's egg blue, her grandmother's dress
When I left early this year, how I wound up here is anyone's guess
When the new sites grow old and I start to feel cold I'll sail home again

[Chorus:]
Goodbye Brielle
Only whispers can tell
Of the sweet dreams that we knew so well
I'll see you around our dear ocean town
The frozen days we set ablaze
Sent me drifting away
Like a butterfly, you floated by and now you're alone
I wish I knew when I'll be back again
So until then I wish you well
My dear Brielle

Strolling over the sand, in cobblestone paths that wind through the trees
Breathing the sweet forest air makes a bluebird aware that she could be free
When the new sites grow old and I start to feel cold I'll sail home again

[Chorus:]
Goodbye Brielle
Only whispers can tell
Of the sweet dreams that we knew so well
I'll see you around our dear ocean town
The frozen days we set ablaze
Sent me drifting away
Like a butterfly, you floated by and now you're alone
I wish I knew when I'll be back again
So until then I wish you well

So until then I wish you well
I love you my darling, farewell.
My dear Brielle

I hope all is well in you Madam CJ

Quote from: taga tigbao on June 21, 2013, 08:35:18 AM
Base sa bulletin sa PAG-ASA wa pa man puy thunderstorm advisory so mag expect lamang ug lamugdong nga langit ngadto sa light rains.

Happy weekend everyone!

Happy weekend sab Vince... it's gonna be rainy weekend here for sure..

they deserved death penalty.... what a sicko...

By David Edwards
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 11:46 EDT

A Missouri mother has been charged with child abuse and murder after police said she let her boyfriend rape her 4-month-old infant, resulting in the child’s death.

Prosecutors in St. Charles County on Monday released details about how 25-year-old Jessica Lynn Howell sent text messages to her boyfriend, Jordan Lafayette Prince, indicating that she was willing to let him have sex with her daughter even though she knew he had previously been convicted for sexual abuse of a minor.

“In those text messages, she suggested and encouraged some unspeakable things,” St. Charles Prosecuting Attorney Tim Lohmar told KTVI. “It is very, very disturbing.”

Lohmar said that Prince sexually assaulted the infant and then strangled her to death.

“Ashlynn was sexually assaulted causing multiple tears to her anus, a massive laceration to her rectum with massive hematoma in the area of the pelvis,” the probable cause document states. “The injuries to her anus and rectum of Ashlynn were sufficient to eventually cause her death even without the strangulation.”

Howell was being held on $1 million bond and was schedule to be arraigned on Tuesday. Prince remains in jail awaiting trial for first-degree murder charges.

Quote from: Lorenzo on June 20, 2013, 12:11:40 PM
Jenneth, check your blood sugar level, hyperglycemia sigoro ka. Get your labs done annually...

oki Doc ^__^ thanks

nag ininday ang ulan gabie... igo ra nagpabugnaw sa panahon, karon, wala kaayo makalusot ang haring adlaw kay dag-um bitaw..

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 20, 2013, 11:51:52 AM
Agoi, sakto jud na. When I found out that everyone on my father's side was prone to diabetes, naglikay na jud kog anything sweet. No sugar in my coffee, no cake or ice cream (aw, panagsa unya ginagmay lang), no soft drink (beer na lang, he he)...

i lessen na gyud nako ang sweets... pareha ta no sugar in coffee unless it's 3 in 1 hehehehe pero kaning candy nga menthol, addict ko ani.. dili pwedeng way kendi ning akong baba..

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 20, 2013, 11:47:44 AM
Ah, mao diay. Sakto pud. Ang nakaparat kay kon palahubog jud, kon sayo moundang, sayo pud mosugod...

heheheh mao pod na.. buntag pa, tagay na.....

pero ang pangalan sa among imnanan sa una: BOTTOMS UP pod hehehehehe

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 20, 2013, 11:31:11 AM

tanang mga beerhaus sa Davao kutob ra na sa alas 2:00 kadlawon mag open... so no liquor after 12MN na diay pod siya.. magsuroy suroy na pod na siya in disguised.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 20, 2013, 11:22:50 AM
Agoi, basin taas kag blood glucose level, Ms. Lolla...

hala basin no... ingon baya sila nga kung naa'y diabetic sa inyong lahi, probably, naa pod na sa amo.. most of my uncles died in diabetes / highblood...

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 20, 2013, 10:53:57 AM
Hmm, unsa man nang color violet, Ms. Lolla?

violet? hehehe chocolate chips manang gagmay... naglabad akong paghuman kaon... basta masobrahan ko ug tam-is maglabad akong ulo..

Salamat sa Planning Officer sa Sta. Cruz North District for this...yummy..

This is real bread which is sculpted to look like a corpse. Thai baker Kittiwat Aun-A-Rom created it. He wants to show people that they should not just stick to the usual appearance of food.

When he first baked it, he didn’t think it would be popular and he didn’t think of marketing it. But when foreign media like A.P. Reuter wrote about his idea, many orders start pouring in from around the world such as U.S.A., Germany, Japan, South Korea etc. that made him earn more than US$1000 per month...

In some parts of Europe, especially in the south of France, red rains fall. Because of these "blood" rains even announcing the apocalypse. Some scientists believe that the reason is the reddish dust brought by the wind from the Sahara Desert. Others say that the red color of the water attached microorganisms.

Chefs in China make Urine Boiled Eggs :0

Yes, the eggs are made in urine, and they have been making it for thousands of years! The urine is gathered from local schools and the very best comes from boys under 10 years old. “They pee in buckets and we collect it fresh every day," explained chef Lu Ming." Ming says that the eggs are delicious and healthy and make you stay awake and sharp. Ming is looking forward to a project to export Urine eggs to other countries and make it 'A big thing'...

She is 72 years old Shea Vaughn. Can you believe it !

Even though she doesn’t look like a grandmother, Shea Vaughn is 72 years old. She is the mother of actor Vince Vaughn and three other kids. Her secrets for staying healthy and look like a 30 years old beautiful women are her wellness classes (sheanetics.com). She combines yoga, Pilates, martial arts and Tai Chi.

In 1961, Leonid Rogozov, 27, was the only surgeon in the Soviet Antarctic Expedition. During the expedition, he felt severe pain in the stomach and had a high fever. Rogozov examined himself and discovered that his appendix was inflamed and could burst at any time. With a local anesthesia, he operated himself to remove the appendix. An engineer and a meteorologist assisted surgery

Dinosaur Heels

24-year-old Michele Koebke wants to set a new record for the World’s Tiniest Waist. To reach her goal, she has worn corsets every day and night for the last three years, taking them off only when she showers. Unfortunately this unusual fascination with corsets is taking a toll on her health.

Public phones are outdated due to cellular phones so the phone booths.were converted to Aquariums in Osaka, Japan.

The world's largest shark jaw is 9 feet (2.7 meters) tall and 11 feet (3.4 meters) across.
The jaws are constructed with 182 fossilized teeth of the world's largest shark, Carcharocles megalodon, which went extinct about 2 million years ago. They represent the life work of Vito Bertucci, a jeweler-turned-fossil hunter who spent nearly two decades searching for the massive teeth used in the jaw.

makahilak man sad ta..

By Maria Nikias | ABC News Blogs â€" 10 hours ago


A 3-week-old kitten survived a 1,000-mile trip across two states inside the engine of a Honda Fit and is expected to make a full recovery.

"I was concerned about this kitten because it had been in the car engine for two to three days," Julia Di Sieno, executive director and co-founder of Animal Rescue Team, Inc., told ABC News. "I put on latex gloves, and I managed to get my hands in there until I had a little kitten and wiggled it through."

Late last week, an owner of a silver Honda Fit, heard meowing coming from her car before a journey from Oregon to Santa Barbara, Calif., Di Sieno said.

"She heard the kitten crying before she departed and there was nothing she could do. She tried to find the kitten," said Di Sieno. "So they continued on their journey, driving south."

The next day, Di Sieno received a call from the car owner with concerns that a kitten was trapped somewhere inside her car. Di Sieno was as much as to 45 miles away, so she asked the car owner to call the Santa Barbara police department and request that they summon animal control.

"Animal control was dispatched, an officer showed up, and he thought perhaps the kitten was no longer in the compartment," Di Sieno said.

That afternoon, Di Sieno received a second phone call from the owner saying there were still cries from a cat inside the engine compartment.

"I had to go do something," Di Sieno said.

Di Sieno arrived at the scene and had a difficult time locating the cat. After assessing the situation, she decided to call a tow truck for some extra help.

"They needed to get underneath the car to find it," Chuck Love of Love's Towing told ABC News. "We lifted up the car, and she still couldn't find it."

With Love holding a flashlight and Di Sieno feeling around for the kitten, the duo spotted the scared feline shifting around the engine. Di Sieno was able to use a "jab stick" to administer sedation, and finally was able to get the kitten to an accessible spot.

"It took a half an hour, at least, to get it out, and after getting it out it was so cute and so small," said Love. "Lucky it was small, because then [otherwise] we wouldn't have been able to get it out. Of course, if it wasn't that small it would've never been able to get in there."

The short-haired, grey, male kitten meowed as it was pulled out of the engine in frail condition. Di Sieno took him home, started immediate care and found the 3- to 4-week-old kitten was dehydrated and had an infected eye. Now just a couple of a days later, the kitten is recovering and expected to make a full recovery.

"He is very tame now, purring, and finally eating. We've been treating him with antibiotics," said Di Sieno.

Di Sieno has been saving animals for more than 29 years at Animal Rescue Team, Inc., sustained solely by donations. She's rescued lions, bears and other large mammals, but she said this was the first time she's rescued a kitten from an engine.

"It was refreshing for me because I'm passionate about this work and saving animals," she said. "The moment I pulled him up, it was so exhilarating."

She added that, for a lost kitten, an engine is a perfect small, tight compartment to seek warmth, especially if it was in a climate such as Oregon.

Di Sieno said she couldn't have done the rescue without Love's help.

She said she appreciated "having someone step up like that without asking for money. … He was determined to help me and get that cat out of that engine. I thought we'd name him 'Love' for now."

Quote from: Votives on June 18, 2013, 04:47:28 PM
hala noh kanindot baya sa San Fernando, naa diha ang hidden paradise nindot kaau na place labi na naa kay kuyog uyab... sayang..... next time nalang pud.

kung ako ra isa? nindot gihapon? hehehehehe

Quote from: Votives on June 18, 2013, 04:27:44 PM
ok ra intawn. naga antos permi nga mag inusara sa kabugnaw sa kagabhion.. hinuon wala ray baha sa among lugar...... ang uso sa Cebu karon kawat alahas sa mga simbahan.... naunsa naman intawn ning atong kalibutan..... grrrrrrrr!!!!

aw diay? dulog gihapon mi sa akong iring, si Kenshin.... last week diha ang akong auntie ug pinsan sa San Fernando, Cebu , wa pod ko mukuyog bisan libre unta kay busy lagi karon sa work... need na man gud sa Central and Regional Office mga data / report sa enrolment..

or kaha ingon ani...

Quote from: Votives on June 18, 2013, 03:53:08 PM
nya kumusta naman ang weather dha sa inyo lolla??? just hope na ok ra og layo ra sa kakuyaw... always take care of yourself nalang... God bless..

Salamat Engr.. magsige lang ug ulan kada hapon pero at least dili na kusug kaayo.. Ikaw diha Engr. musta pod? Baha lang gihapon? Amping permi ^_^

mura na man ug Anime characters mga mata..

hhhmmmm I wonder if nagahimo pod ba ug ingon ani si Sir Bugs

Quote from: Votives on June 18, 2013, 02:26:22 PM
unsa nay update sa atong panahon karon...

mag ala Weather Girl ko karon... in behalf of Mr. Tigbao..


Issued at: 5:00 a.m., 18 June 2013

At 4:00 a.m. Today, the center of Tropical Depression "EMONG" was estimated based on all available data at 460 km East of Baler, Aurora (15.7°N, 126.3°E) with maximum sustained winds of 55 kph near the center. It is forecast to move North Northwest at 15 kph.

90's alternative rock, 80's new wave

Usually, ingon ani ra na...

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 18, 2013, 09:51:24 AM
Agoi, daghan ra bang maestra nga ingon ani...

daghan gyud.. bisan unsaon pa ug remind sa mga school heads / teachers nga i.discourage na ang ingon ana nga praktis, naa man gihapon wa pato-o.. some would hire teacher aide...

Quote from: Votives on June 18, 2013, 09:32:28 AM
dili pud oi... sometimes lang.. hehe... joke ra lolla oi, kaw bah d ko nah mabuhat sa mga girls oi..

unya ikaw Engr.. asa man ka anang siyam diha?

Quote from: Votives on June 18, 2013, 09:22:28 AM
i will make you laugh pero dili lang ko puedi kay bakakon man ko.. hehe

you mean all this time you've been lying to girls and to yourself?!?! hahahahah

Quote from: Votives on June 18, 2013, 07:48:02 AM
asa man imong ganahan ani nila lolla..

kanang dili bakakon.. must be true to himself and makes me laugh ^_^

through hugs and smile ^__^

9 na uri ng manliligaw:

MR. GWAPINGS

- Kalimitan mayaman, gwapo, kilala mataas ang confidence nya na hindi sya mababasted, kaya pag nabasted maapektuhan ng husto ang kanyang EGO. at take note, kapag meron pang ugali to na dami pang sinasabi pwede nya sabihin “akala mo naman kagandahan” tama ba?

MR. QUICKIE

- ito ung mga manliligaw na akala mo mga ninja sa bilis.. eto rin ung manliligaw na kada magkikita kayo e wala nang alam na sabihin kundi “kelan mo ba ako sasagutin?” o kaya “i love you na, ako ba hindi mo pa lab?” kahit na isang linggo pa lang naman syang pumoporma. kung baga dinadaan nya sa pangungulit para mabilis ang pagsagot mo.

MR. EVERYTHING

- eto din ung manliligaw na ang daming alam at sinasabi, “sagutin mo lang ako, ibibigay ko sayo lahat, lahat ng magustuhan mo. kahit ang pa buwan o kaya mundo.” kapanipaniwala ba.. haha Kapag sinagot naman ng babae di na alam ung pinagsasabi pagkatapos.. wahaha

MR. STALKER

- etong manliligaw na to daig pa magulang sa pagtanong ng daily activities nya.. kumain ka na? ano gawa mo, dito na me bahay. kaw? sinu kasama mo? wow ikaw na magaling

MR. SALESMAN

- parang si mr everthing toh.. matamis mag salita, imba manguto toh.. ganda mo ngayun ha, lambot kamay mo, kinis ng legs, ganda naman lips, haha di nga??? pero pag nagtagal na iba na sinasabihan…

MR. GOOD DOG

- eto ang nakakatuwang manliligaw. kase payag syang magpaalipin. taga bitbit ng bag mo o kahit ng mga kaibigan mo. kahit magmukha siyang buntot sa tuwing may gala kayo ng mga barkada mo. nagpapakitang gilas kung baga. pero pag sinagot mo na, for sure gaganti yan.. haha kaya maghanda na ung babae…

MR. ANONYMOUS

- isa ding ninja skills toh..wala kang kaalam-alam, nanliligaw na pala. kaya pala ang bait-bait sayo. e akala mo mabait lang talaga. hehe! may motto pa yan action speaks louder than words.. imba

MR. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT

- pag binasted mo ang ganitong type ng manliligaw, asahan mo bukas may nililigawan na sya ulit. at heto pa, hinding hindi ka na nya papansinin. period. eto ung mga taong malakas tiwala sa sarili

MR. ROMANTIKO

- old school ang paraan nya ng panliligaw..manghaharana, pakikisamahan mga barkada mo, liligawan parents mo at laging may dalang flowers and chocolates tuwing dadalaw. Pero madalas nakakapagpakilig sya ng nililigawan nya dahil sa kanyang “malinis na hangarin”

kalingawi ang Langaw!!!! ^___^

hahahahaha... mga gagmayon man mi ug mata kay mao pod ang papa namo pati si angel liwat sa iyang lolo... isug gyud ug dugo ning akong manghud... heheheheh pero ang akong nawong, sa akong mama.. hehehe

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2013, 10:24:18 AM

hehehe, usa ra ka bukong ang gigikanan aning tulo.  mata, agtang, hands down.  your faces are forever.

Salamat kaayo.... isa ra gyud... ang among PAPA... hehehehe

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2013, 10:02:08 AM
niliwat ba sad kaha nimo nga ganahan moeskwela.  tingalig pareha ka nako sa gamay pa nga riot kanunay kada buntag kay guyoron pa sa eskwelahan kay di gusto, hahaha!

niliwat sa iyang mama nga ganahan mag school... kay ako? kinahalanglan pa ug pukawon ug iro para lang mo mata.. kay ang among iro sa una dili ka undangan ug tilap sa nawong ug dili ka mobangon.. mao ng buhaton sa akong papa pagdugay mo mata, itapad dayon sa ako ang iro..

Quote from: islander on June 14, 2013, 10:00:49 AM
uy, wa may kalainan si angel nimo sa imong avatar.  paskang liwata.

salamat Madam CJ.. pero mas liwat ni siya sa iyang papa (my brother)

my brother when he was 2 yrs. old and her daughter Angel at 1 yr. and 8 months

last week, start of class (June 3) my 2 year and 10 months niece, Angel, gahilak early in the morning... perting tiyabaw.... ang reason? she wants to go to school... i've never seen a child as young as two years old excited to go to school... sayo kaayo siya mo mata, reminding her mom (she calls her mama teacher) to bring her "baon", her milk... so cute of her... pag uli nako sa balay gikan work, sugaton dayon ko ana niya tapos balitaan nag unsa siya sa school... ^__^








anyway, nahuman ra gyud among BEIS-EOSY online encoding and validation... karon, kumbati na pod sa beginning of school year (BOSY).. way kahumanan   keeping my mind, my eyes, my hands busy....

well, kada hapon magsige na ug ulan dire sa Digos..

Karon pa nakabalik sa work... na over fatigue bitaw ko so I need a full time rest gyud... Thank you Lord for taking care of me ^__^ Life is beautiful!!!!

Quote from: Votives on June 10, 2013, 08:16:57 AM
basin kinahanglan lang jud cya molakaw og sayo para sa ilang panginabuhian... d na ra ba na bag-o karon na ang mga bata nga ingon anang pangidaron motabang na og kayod aron naa lay makaon sa adlaw2x... 

Children illegally employed or force to work below 18 years old is considered child labor especially working in hazardous occupation. Need na ug special permit sa DOLE para makawork ng bata-a... lack of parental guidance lang na siya mao ng nahitabo kaniya...

Quote from: Votives on June 10, 2013, 09:08:14 AM
drink og daghan tubig lolla... auau apermi.

Thanks Engr... nagsige bitaw ko ug inom ug tubig tapos lots of vitamin C fruits... pero nananghid ko sa akong boss nga mag absent ko til ugma, di makaya 3 weeks straight pod ko way undang work.. whew.. :-/

POKEMON MOVIE MARATHON.... dili gyud ko magsawa ug tan-aw...

Quote from: islander on June 09, 2013, 03:40:39 PM
davao is okay now, loll?  hope you and your family are beyond all these images, which i viewed only today.  my prayers.

Mag ulan gihapon kada hapon pero okay na kay dili kaayo kusog.. init mabuntag, ulan pagkahapon resulta = fever/ subaw...

Dear Diary.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk#ws

Jesus said to him, "Receive your sight; your faith has healed you." Immediately he received his sight and followed Jesus, praising God. When all the people saw it, they also praised God. ~Luke 18:42-43 (NIV)~






somewhere in Padada, Davao del Sur

Human sa pagpanglugos gibiyaan lamang ang biktima gawas sa lodging house hinungdan nga mitug-an kini sa iyang iyaan. Ang iyaan niini maoy nagpatabang kang barangay kagawad Bebot Poquita sa Barangay Lapasan.


Aw naa man diay ni iyaan ug nganong gipasagdahan ra pod sa iyaan nga maglatagaw alas tres sa kadlawon..

he thinks he's funny.... but he's not... sumikat lang lumaki na ulo..

it's been circulating in FB pages



Mura man ug si Lito Camo

Pretty busy with work... sige lang pretty man gihapon... hahahahah.... ultimo Saturday and Sunday work gihapon...  ^__^ happeeeeee weekend y'all

MOVIE MARATHON LAST NIGHT