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Quote from: Raquelproud boholana on October 10, 2011, 11:34:42 PM
Daghan bitaw taga Loon negosyante bisan asang lugara sa kalibutan. Example si Gwagz heheheh ug mga buotan pud ning taga Loon. Nakameet ko ug pari nga taga Loon diri sa Califonia nga paryente pa pud namo ni siya ug pareha ug apelyido sa mayor sa Loon si Fr. G Lopez.

Raqs, i've been looking for Fr. Glenn Lopez. Wa na mi magkita after elementary days. Naa diay siya diha sa Calif?

.... froggic beauty, hmmmmn.

Quote from: Mike Ortega Ligalig on July 08, 2011, 09:09:59 AM
Mura man ug nalansang ang tinutokan aning usa ka bata.
Kinsa kaha ni?

Ako man nang nalansang ang tinutokan. Bwahahahah !!!

... lagum.

... naaaaah, kini, ....

... abi nakog mi-surrender na ni kay gadupa-dupa na man.

Pisoooooooot !!! Twooot !!! Twooooot !!! Pisoooooot !!!

.... bwahahahahahah ! Mao na ni ron.

... kinahanglan mahimo kong iring ! Ania ! Tugsngiyaaaaw !

... bwahahahahahahah ! mao. seatbelt lock.

.... bwahahahahahah ! Gi-adobo si Taning. Bwahahahahah !

Dili na daw Cung Hei Fat Choi, kuan na,

Cung Choi Fat Yon.

.... kujapa na man ning injong sakjanan? Didto ra ko sakay sa MB Liner ug St. Jude. Ug Northern Lines.

,,,,.... ooooy, oooy, oooy, daplin namo. Mibikaka na, open na ang missile silo. tago namo.

... dia nako mibalik. nabanhaw. kay gimingaw. mobalik ra man jud basta mingawon.

...... mas mahal pa ang presyo ani tanang kandado kaysa bike. Bwahahahah.

.... mahimo kang iroooo! tugzngiyaaaaw!

... hmmmmmph, aaaaaaaakhhh, huuugghhhhh, pwaaaaaaaahhh, haaaah, suka lagi. luora oi.

Suuus, Ginoo. Kujapa man intawon ning ilang kahimtang?
Asa na man ilang DPWH nga di man intawon kahimog tulay?
Bahalag bamboo bridge na lang unta?
10% ray gastohon, 90% ang bulsahon.

Unsa gani meaning anang GRO? Gamay Rag Oten?

General Milling
General Problem
general Merchandize
   

Lazy Sunday? Aaaaah, tulog sa lantay. Hayahaaaay!

Nan, ayaw hulata nga ma-kwadrado ang buwan,
o modagayday ang sapa paitaas sa bakilid,
ayha pa ikaw mopasibaw sa hunahunang malantip
gikan sa nagpungasi mong galamhan,
kon negosyo man ang hisgutan.

Kanang lingin, diha moagi ang tubig nga mo-flush sa tae.

I can't sleep too. It is 12:25 am now here. Busog man gud ko. Bahaw, ginamos ug sampayna.

Bwahahahahah.

.... easy money? too good to be true stories, fdaray.
anyway, gonna see your link to investigate.
kumusta na man ka paisano kung taga, Digos?
Awww, Digos? or Davao City?

Luoya sa ilang kahimtang.
Na-over sa steroids.
Pangit na hinoon tan-awon.

Today, nag-oversee ko sa renovation sa bakeshop sa market branch.
Atubangan lang apil signage bag-ohon. Pasko na. Dapat gwapa ang plastada.
Miadto ko sa Lantapan, visit my other branch there. May nag-open nga bag-ong bakeshop.
Kuhaan na pod akong halin kada adlaw. Lisod ning negosyoha, dali
ra masundog.

Unsa kahay negosyo nga way manundog?
Mamaligya kaha ug lugod?

Quote from: vrglguapo on October 22, 2011, 10:17:36 AM
basin ug natiguwang na lang na si enrile waka gyud kasuway ug masturbate..

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah !!! Bogoya.

Just like sa sud-an, dili pwede nga pirmi otan.

Mouli jud diay ka Raqs? Hayahaaaaaaay !!! Manginhas na pud ta !!!

100 Million US Dollars ?
At 43 Pesos that would be:
4.3 Billion Pesos.

Okay, here is my list:
10% goes to church tithe
10% goes to my community, the Couples For Christ
10% goes to a couple of favorite priests and nuns
10% goes to the orphanages
10% goes to the home for the aged
10% goes to the Sudan
10% goes to the Missionaries
10% goes to ANCOP Scholars
10% goes to my children's trust fund
10% for me, my wife and kids and relatives, and expansion/diversification of businesses.

Me, to do something that earns money. Lots of loans to pay.

yes, Bran. Mao gihapon. Gamit gihapon na nga word to describe too much exposure of the skin.

Nganong di man mo motug-an sa tinood?
Of course ang tinood nga mahitabo, dili jud ka maka-eye to eye
kay eye-to-ooooy! man ang mahitabo.

I was against the Marcoses in my teenage years.
I was hunted by the loyalist military.
I was arrested for taking photos inside the "Nipa Hut" compound
of the Romualdezes in Leyte in the 80's.
I was kept in a room. I was released when one of the supposed
interrogators knew me. But that was long ago.
Now, i am living in peace.
There are new guns now.

Yes, i believe that a lot of herbs are medicinal. A lot are poisonous. A lot are edible. Afterall, we exist because we consume them, the plants.

Basig di pud ni mangangkon nag Bol-anon? Kamo ray gaangkon? Bweheheheh. Daghan nang Donaire ug Yoyoy Villame ani ron.

Posible jud na.

Jerome was good. He just chooses the simple life in the province.

You are welcome Loaynon SVD. So, are you a priest?
If not, what SVD stands for?   

Quote from: magbalantay on June 03, 2011, 10:48:31 PM
    Ayayai.....di na jud maihap pila2x na ang mga lion nga na tame na sa trainor...kay magsige man lagi ug kukabanha pud ning trainor aw, sa hilom na lang buhaton....sukwahi gihapon 

   mau nang mga bana daghang bu**** pasantos-santos. maau lang sa atubangan ni misis, di ba? aguroy apil nako ani sorry my love

Hehehehe. Your words reveal yourself Bay Mags. Wa koy labot.

I have been a coffee drinker throughout my life.
Never had a day without coffee once, twice or thrice.
For me, i love Nescafe Gold, or Columbian, Maxwell & Folgers.
Cafe Puro? I will try.

Quote from: chicogon on March 28, 2011, 11:48:28 AM
Pepsi for bahalina and coke for merienda... tru-orange all the way!!! 

Mao ni akong gihunahuna. Sakto ka Fro. PEPSI & BAHALINA is the perfect match.
Labi nag butangan ug ice nga wala gitastas ang cellophane. Kinilaw daghan. Wheew.

It is not a seaweed. It is a sea anemone.

Bay Bugs, korek ka, hehehehe, dili pa ulahi ang tanan.

In my sharing of wisdom as read within this thread,
I may sound crazy and idealistic, pero mao man jud ang realidad.

Bisyo Babaye - Guba Pamilya
Bisyo Alak - Cirrhosis/TB/Stroke Labas bisag wa pa kaabot 40 yrs old.
Bisyo Druga - Mental Hospital/ Or sa kalye mahimong Taong Grasa.
Bisyo Sigarilyo - Palyar Baga/ Dili mailisan ang baga.
Bisyo Waldas Wawarts - Buslot bulsa inig uli 'pinas.
Basta negatibo nga bisyo, negatibo pud ang resulta.

How about the positive vices? Naa ba? Yes, there are.
Bisyo Sports - Lig-on Lawas, Mogahi pa ang Armas, bwehehehe!!!
Bisyo Spiritual Upliftment - Maduol sa Ginoo, Mabuo pamilya, malangit pa.
Bisyo Focus Trabaho - Ma-promote, modako sweldo.

Question sa uban, unya dili na lang ta moinom ani?
Answer: You must drink daily. BUT? The body needs only 150 mL per day.
Take the shots before going to sleep, advise yan nang doctor ko.

DAGHAN LALAKE NAGTOO NGA LIG-ON SILA SA DECISION MAKING,
PERO KON BISYO NA HISGUTAN, MOLIKAY SA ISTORYA KAY HUYANG
UG DILI MAKAKAYA SA PAG-UNDANG. This is reality gihapon.

I hope nakahatag kog pang-abri sa hunahuna alang sa
pag-amuma sa lawas ug sa pag-amping sa relasyon inyong
asawa ug mga anak.

Ang Obispohon,
Gwargz

Quote from: magbalantay on June 03, 2011, 09:16:44 AM
   Gwartz, mai ponto ka ana, pro kini kay gusto ang bana mag usab jud sa iyang kaugalingon tungod kay naa na siya'y inspiration! Para pud matarong na ang iyang mga buktot nga kalihukan ug panghuna-huna.

    INSPIRATION? oks ra ana pro he should learn to love himself, first  respeto sa iyang kaugalingon ug maghuna-huna pud nga naa na siyang laing responsibilidad

High 5, ko ani Bay Mags. You hit the road!

                  ....Inspiration...love...respect...responsibility  

Quote from: gwargz on October 19, 2010, 05:08:32 PM
Yes it is not.
But marriage is the training ground of all the great values and traits you aspire.

BIG YES. Ang kaminyoon mahimong "training ground" sa pagbag-o sa imong kinabuhi.
Kinabuhing minyo.
Una sa tanan, inig kaminyo nimo, mahimo kang Hari sa Pamilya, ikaw ang Lion.
Apan ang imong asawa mahimong Trainer sa Lion. Bwahahahaha !!!
Nganong mahimong "training ground" sa pagbag-o ang kaminyoon?
Tungod kay sa ulitawo pa ikaw, higala, walay magbuot kanimo.
Ikaw ang hari sa imong kaugalingon. Ikaw ang gamhanan sa imong oras.

Inig kaminyo nimo nga puno ka pa sa bisyo: Alak, Sugal, Babaye, Druga ug uban pa,
dayon gusto nimo magbag-o? Magamit nimo ang imong pamilya isip hinagiban sa pagbag-o.
Mahimo nimong inspirasyon ang imong pamilya aron ka maningkamot sa pagwaldas, awww,
sa pag-save ug kwarta. Magamit nimo ang yawyaw sa imong asawa nga alarm clock inig
mata nga late na sa buntag tungod sa tumang kahubog, ug makapanaad ka nga moundang
na sa pag-inom.

Ug labi sa tanan, makapanaad ka sa imong kaugalingon, labi na kong gimahal nimo ang
imong pamilya, nga dili ka na magbisyo, aron ka mahimong modelo sa imong mga anak.
Hinumdumi, unsay imong mga bisyo, mamahimong tama sa mata nang bata. So, kon
makita sa imong mga gagamayng anak ang imong tanang bisyo, magtuo sila nga tama ka,
ma-idolize ka nila, ug di pa sila kaabot 20 years old, mas palahubog na sila kay nimo,
mas addict na sila, ug mas layo ka ra unya sa ilang mga bisyo.

Mag-unsa na lang kon dili ka na gamit diha sa gawas? Kon na-stroke ka na unya?
Kon mouli ka nga way wawarts? Isip-isip higala. Magbag-o ka na. ANG KAMINYOON,
TRAINING GROUND SA IMONG PAGBAG-O. Hinaot nakasabot ka.

Kanimo nagpa-konsensya, Manoy Gwargz. Bwehehehehehehe !!!

Yes Bay Hubs, I will dukduk here, dukduk there. Nyahahaha.

Quote from: hubag bohol on June 02, 2011, 06:01:43 AM
Welcome back, Bay Gwargz! Kami sigi lang tikdol-tikdol diri...

Salamat sa warm welcome Bay Hubs!

Bay Hubs, papalita ko. Maajo na kay piso ra ang A4.

Mora mag lami ni pritohon tanan, Mommy Tess. Ahehehehe.
Nabanhaw nako sa TB. Ahehehehehe.

Banhaw nako. Kumustamus tanan.

I left Loon at the age of 18 kay kapoy ug dukdok ug bato.
Tag 10 centavos ra ang taro.     

FALSE.
I have never read a survey stating that.
Hahahahaha.

Hehehehehe.
Dili pa tingali ko mutoo.
Bisag daghan na kaayo kog nabasahan
ani. Naa pa daghan photos.

I skip breakfast because i do not wake up early sometimes.

True happiness for me is giving my all to God, serving my family, community and country. Let us put it simply, sing the song of St. Francis.

BIG YEEEES !!!
DAVAO CITY IS RAMBUTAN CITY !!!

I like Balimbing. But not all varieties.
I do not like that variety called politicians.

Re: If You Could Breathe Water Like Sea Mammals,

Daghan na seguro kog properties ilawom sa dagat.

Quote from: Lorenzo on March 13, 2011, 11:30:29 PM
haha. Ah, the honest man comes out! I like your answer, Gwargz.

Mo dwindle diay ang urge over time? ah chitt! paita pood. Mo palit ta ug Sildenafil ha. lol

Yes, Bran, mo-dwindle. Labi nag taas na ang sugar. Dili na daw mogahi. DILI NA DAW MOGAHI. I use capital letters to warn everyone to watch their sugar level. Do exercise and sustain.

Bisan gani ang anino lang sa lungon ni Marcos
dili angayan makalabay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani,
unsa pa kaha nga ilubong didto?

BASIN MOBANGON ANG MGA PATAY UG MAMALHIN
SA LOYOLA MEMORIAL PARK !!! OR SA LUNETA BA KAHA,
MOTAPAD NI TOTO JOSE RIZAL.

PAKAULAW LANG NA SI BONGBONG MARCOS.

Quote from: petersen2020 on February 20, 2011, 01:42:28 AM
Kong mulakaw unja mo, sajo, kay kabajo ra ba ang injong sakjan, kong kapojon mo agi lang ug unja’g dujan-dujan sa sanga sa mga kabijabsan.

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If you decide to go, be early, cuz you will be riding on a horse, then when you will feel tired, just drop by guava bush, climb the branches and go on swinging.

Not a shocking news.

Na-amnesia na si BongBong Marcos.
Ang nakapobre ug samot sa pinas mao
ang Bataan Nuclear Plant nga wala gyud mapusli
bisag usa ka segundo man lang kaha nga kuryente.

Ang author niini nga project mao si Marcos
ug si Herminio Disini. Sila ang nadato niining
walay gamit nga proyekto.

Kada tuig daghang bilyones ang atong mabayad
alang lamang sa interest sa kwarta nga gigamit
aning walay pulos nga proyekto. Dili na ta kabayad
kay lubong na kaayo ta.

Maghulat na lang tag sakupon sa America
ug i-quits ang utang.

Mas mutoo pa ko nga dato unta ta kaayo
karon, kon ang Hapon pa ang nag-colonize nato.

    

This is part of the hidden dung. Mabahong-mabaho talaga.
No to plea bargain. Malakas ang ebidensya. Dapat makulong ang may sala
at ibalik sa gobyerno ang perang nakurakot at ari-arian na galing sa nakaw na yaman
sa kaban nang Pilipinas.

I drive.
Got a Honda XRM 125 when i've got no cargo and the sun smiles above.
Got an Isuzu Crosswind XUVi for long distance trip.

Kalooy pod.

 Is sex integral to your relationship?

BIG YES.
That is animal instinct.
Urge of it dwindles as we age.

To the OFWs in Libya and other Arab countries that evacuation is going on : Jobless
To the Philippines : High fuel price
To me : Increase in Fuel Allowance     
To others who commute : Increase in Fare Allowance     

Me, 47 pesos per liter here in 'pinas for Diesel. My monthly consumption usually is over 10,000 pesos.     

Quote from: islander on July 14, 2010, 09:28:26 AM
naa ba kahay laking moreklamo?

BIG YES. DIHAY BABAYE NGA MIREKLAMO.
ANG IYANG GISANG-AT NGA KASO IS ATTEMPTED RAPE.

Nasuko siya nganong wa gidayon.
Nabitin. Nyahahahahahaha !!!

This is a welcome development ...

What is the definition of the "right person"?     

I have recalled a story related to this:

A father and his 7-year-old son were eating inside a Jollibee store,
when the son noticed a very young boy scavenging a nearby trash bin.

Anak (5 years old) : 'tay, luoy kaayo ang bata 'tay oh?

Tatay : Sagdi lang na anak. I-ampo lang nato na siya.

Anak : Dili 'tay oy. Naa man tay pagkaon, tungaon diay nako ni akong
hamburger, dayon ihatag nako niya.

Ug mi-action dayon ang bata.

Note :
Sana in 2011, maraming action hindi reaction.
Hinaot daghan ug solution, dili resolution.
God bless us all.

You were there because somebody had sent you.

You gave your last 100 pesos which is only a veeeery small fraction
of your financial blessings, but it was already a biiiig blessing for the kids.

That somebody had given you the opportunity to serve
the least of your brethren, and to let you experience what life was below,
way way below poverty line.

That somebody has wanted you to serve those kids more;
that is why you find time in writing your experience with those kiddos
and post it here. You are so blessed that, that somebody has chosen you, Bro.

That somebody is God.

Tomorrow, go find those kids again.
They need you.
God bless you.

Mommy Tess, i am considering this.
Hehehehehe. pero wala may modawat ug 48 yrs old oy.

Wa kabayad ??
Ask Chito Fuentes.
Or is he still there?

I am not surprised. Kasagaran Pinoy
prone to sugal basta naa sa palibot kanunay
ang sugal ug mga sugarol.     

Giunsa pagDisneyficate?

Cattle.

If JC was born today, then AD starts today.     

Very much.

Yes, nakadawat kog sinina.     

NO. A BIG NO.     
That will cost them more or less 100 pesos
which is already 3 kilos of NFA rice,
which would translate to 2 days of
lugaw meal for 5.

September 8 every year, pista sa Loon.

YES! I want my 30 inches waistline back.
I am wearing 33 and 34 jeans now.
Hangak ning dakog tijan.

Quote from: hofelina on January 01, 2011, 03:12:38 AM
THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT, 2011

02/03/2011 - 01/22/2012 (Metal)

According to the Chinese Zodiac, the Year of 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit, which begins on February 3, 2011 and ends on January 22, 2012.  The Rabbit is the fourth sign of the Chinese Zodiac, which consists of 12 animals signs.  The Rabbit is a lucky sign.  Rabbits are private individuals and a bit introverted.  People born in the Year of the Rabbit are reasonably friendly individuals who enjoy the company of a group of good friends.  They are good teachers, counselors and communicators, but also need their own space.

According to Chinese tradition, the Rabbit brings a year in which you can catch your breath and calm your nerves.  It is a time for negotiation.  Don't try to force issues, because if you do you will ultimately fail.  To gain the greatest benefits from this time, focus on home, family, security, diplomacy, and your relationships with women and children.   Make it a goal to create a safe, peaceful lifestyle, so you will be able to calmly deal with any problem that may arise.

Mommy Tess, Rabbit ra ba kuno ko kay tangkag kog dunggan. Nyahahahahaha !!!

I don't have resolutions.

I always find solutions.

It is better than the former.

For me, walay gamit ang SK.
Maayo pa i-abolish na lang ang SK.
SK = Samok Kaayo.

Makaigit ug tubol jod ni si Cajes ani.

These two men, Manuel Ferdinand R. De Erio
and Leo P. Udtohan are no ordinary men.
They may be deprived of wealth but they
are rich by heart and principles.

These men are great Boholano journalists
of high reputations. They will not file that
complaint without reasons and supporting docus.

... Magkano ba honorarium ng SK Federation President?

If 500,000 per month then she can afford all
those worldly lures in her possession,

... but if it is only 50,000/ month, then she is
in a hot seat now.

... she will be on fire if she only has an honorarium
of 25,000/month, has no businesses to get wealth,
and still enjoying the amenities of the rich and
hobbying the richly habits.

TANTANAN !!! TUTUKAN !!! ANG ISYONG ITO !!!

Quote from: Guindulmanonsadubai on October 26, 2010, 02:48:43 PM
90 million? unbelievable hahaha

Unsay unbelievable? Kagamay ra ana nga kwarta. It is believable.
Or you mean unbelievable kay gigamyan ra ka?

Yes it is not.
But marriage is the training ground of all the great values and traits you aspire.

Aqz, your story has its own answer man.
Pero ang question nimo kay dili maanseran kay hanging man.

Quote from: Bambi on August 26, 2007, 10:06:07 PM
What a silly question?

Without men, women are totally imperfect.

Both needs the other. A symbiotic relationship that is equal.

..... God-centered.

Quote from: chicogon on April 22, 2010, 02:42:28 AM
Boholano Guerillas



American troops fighting alongside Boholano guerrillas. Photo taken in September 14, 1900

Tinood kaha ni nga encounter?
Patay na man nang usa sa atubangan. Morag bata man na, Dili man sundalo.
Isog kaayo ang usa, nagtindog pa. Basin dili madutlan kay naay anting-anting.

Quote from: chicogon on April 22, 2010, 02:34:41 AM
The following photos courtesy of Mollie Cabagnot... retrieved from her grandpa's closet

Boholano Berdogos



Boholanos Berdogos with the American troops drinking beer in Loboc riverside

Nganong ginganlan man ni sila ug Boholano Berdogos?

Quote from: islander on August 12, 2010, 08:45:55 PM
a condom per se has no moral dimension.  how it is used by humans is another matter.  (i understand it's also used with prostitutes?)    

i haven't fully explored the church's reasons for its opposition against condoms in particular, but its stand against all forms of artificial contraception in general is easy to determine just by the word 'artificial' itself.  i'll take the stand of the church any time because it serves best when it serves as both our moral and spiritual compass.  

the church is not against population control; it is against artificial contraception.  that's a whale of a difference.

now, what's wrong with abstinence?

 

Sakto. Ang pagpugong usa ka lisod nga pagbuhat
kon kini dili hatagan ug seryoso nga pagtagad.
This reminds me of a youth who said he had never
masturbated in his youthful life (til now kay college student pa siya).
Because he really adheres to the spiritual mission of their youth group.
He was giving his testimony on stage in a youth conference.
But a priest did not believe him, and the priest even
brought his disbelief in his homily. Poor priest.
Mitoo ko sa bata kay he was witnessing the spiritual goodness
God has given him. Abstinence can be done.
Madugo lang. Di yata kaya nang priest na yon.