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ok dokie. amo boss komander robert albert erasmus nicodemus hubagus ginamos pontius pilatus. today i am dead. this will be my last post.

mo sneak in sa ko labong way tawo. paeta pod ning atong papel oy. patay na ta. unja ra ko motoo nga patay na ko kong makita na ang headstone

na unsa naman ning kalakiha, patyon diay ko ni amo.

reliibo na pod  ko

 The Great Pretender

Oh yes Im the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending Im doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
Im lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes Im the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)
I play the game but to my real shame
Youve left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Ooh ooh yes Im the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what Im not (you see)
Im wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around

Yeah ooh hoo
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Oh yes Im the great pretender
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what Im not you see
Im wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that youre
Pretending that you're still around

all members of the group are white. walay itom. respetar lang nang ila nga naay taga minority. to get feedback. kaming duha si general ug naa poy vietnamese. 

latest blood pressure. 190 over 110. kandidato sa stroke. kapoy na oi. ajo pay mamatay poslan mang way mag mahal. idol naho si lolla kay maayo siya nga writer, but she hates me.  i have plenty of money but i have nothing. cause to me, money is only a number. i aint got LOVE. which is everything.

wa lang ko mo angay sa gibuhat ni vince nga pag bugal bugal naho. karon nga nag pa ila ko ginagmay kinsa ko. ma hadlok na sija. he should not have done what he did. we should respect any man or woman no matter what his or her station in life. rich, poor , farmer, doctor, pauper, king, we are all equal in the eyes of the LORD.

lisod ning ahong trabaho islander. i am the dummy. a front. i dont own renee terrace, renesecurity and vista del sol. naa lang koy pila ka shares.  the men at the top of the group and barako know each other. i am the sacrificial lamb because i am the lowest man on the totem pole. sigi lang. usahay mag mahay ko nganong misogot ko sa pag recruit ni general. this is the price i have to pay. kinsa goy di ma hadlok oi. but i have to make a stand. this is what makes life worth living. kong mo succeed na ang mga batos ni barako nga mga senators and congressmen, maka dagan si barako for a 3rd term, looy kaajo ang america.   i am ready to face death at any time. wa tay mahimo kong bawi-on na sa GINOO ang hinulaman nato nga kinabuhi.

dili tawon ko killer. i am only asking for the internet life of hubag bohol. motoo ko nimo lolla nga naa kay daghang kaila sa army, pnp ug cidg. anyway, i already told you. you can put a gun to my head, squeeze the trigger and i will thank you. you dont have to threaten me. did i do anything to you. did i threaten you. no. i only posted, her name was lolla, she was a showgirl. pareha lang ta lolla. this is SHOW TIME. we are the best actors and actresses of tbnation.

kosog mo kaon ug baboy si superdiablo. mao nga high blood. ug way swerte, ma una pa ug ka tigbak ni hubag.

dili naho hilabtan si vince oi. kay nag gather na ra ba ug evidence si lolla. i am only trying to scare hubag bohol. hihihihi. di na ko mo uli pinas. dinhi na lang ko sa amerika. mantener na lang ko ug barako maoy ahong engkwentro

di na ko mo uli sa pinas. hadlok ko ni lolla

this is my equivalent of photoshop a truelse picture. bye miss isla mendoza. keep on posting. you have to make up for the absence of numero uno

to make it more realistic. mo salida ning tv for one last time. to make an announcement on all souls day

this is my equivalent of photoshop a truelse picture. bye miss isla mendoza. keep on posting. you have to make up for the absence of numero uno

sir balong is only giving you the information you wanted

this is called REVENGE. sorry islander. nganong wa man ninjo badlonga si hubag everytime he called me idiot. okey. i will be out of here.

toinks

toinks

surveylance ends september 30. thank you.

without further ado
here comes superDIABLO

stay hidden. discretion is the better part of valor. this is how you will survive the GAME.
stay out of sight. i promised myself i will have my revenge. because in spite of repeated
warnings, you continued to belittle me because of your excessive pride. di bale na unta ug
ako lay imong gi bugal bugalan. hasta ang mahal nga birhen imong giyaga yaga-an. to show
your sharp wit. walay naka ako ug badlong nimo. i will make myself the instrument of the
LORD's vengeance.

oh mary conceived without sin, pray for us that we may sin without
conceiving.

you crossed the line. i can forgive what you did to me. this i cannot
forgive. because i am a devotee of the blessed mother MARY EVER VIRGIN. mi undang na ko
ug rosaryo kada adlaw. because evil thoughts fill my mind. you will not know what i am
going to do to you. i have taken away your shield. the anonymity of the internet. i told
my boys to stop SURVEYLANCE at the end of the month. we have enough data for the execution
of the next part of my plan. i am playing it safe. i will not go home to the philippines as planned.
binata nang mag sol-ob ko ug full combat gear when i visit camp lapu lapu. tiguwang
na si tarzan. mo undang na ko pagka drama queen. i am watching the show on my hdtv.
surveylance ends one hour before october.

rewind

ug mo abot na ug OCHO ang atong mga chicks, mo gawas na si superdiablo

sandali po lamang, tayoy mag ko komersyal,
kong wala nitoy wala ring hanapbuhay

papa balong said that SURVEYLANCE ends on sept. 30

pasensya na pipol. i am conserving my super powers for the fight against barako. chicks muna tayo

karon pa ko kahibaw ani. thanks doc

ako ang mo lakaw sa lunes nga adlaw
di na ko mo balik, di na ko mo balik
niining longsora

stay out of sight tagatigbotoy. surveylance ends at the end of the rainbow, aw, at the end of this month diay.

tulog na ahong papa. pwede na mo ESCAPE and EVASION. mahimo na kong superdiablo. i will fight captain pork barrel

ga parok parok na si papa tanaw basketbol. mo hagok na karong taud taud. hihihi

we should not do any name calling here. we should  respect each other. we are a community in every sense of the word. we have our own doctor and parish priest

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Learn English Online | English Grammar | Writing in English / Re: Village idiot
« on: September 20, 2013, 10:39:14 AM »
Bwahaha! The gods must be crazy! Ang normal monas ginhawa nga gustong ilhong idiot samtang ang tinuod nga idiot nangugat to the max nga dili moangkon sa iyang pagka-tawo, este, pagka-whatever...


dili man maajo nang gi buhat ni hubag nga sigihan ug tawag nija ug idiot ahong papa. ikaw konoy tawgon ug amaw, na lisoan sa tornilyo. malipay ba ka. sakit nang ijang gi buhat.

unsaon man gud ni si hubag, di man pa badlong. kahibaw sija nga na soko na si papa. sungogon pa jud na nija. isog ra ba ahong papa. sokol gani na sija ni barako.

ingon si papa ang surveylance mahuman sa kataposan rong buwana. sigi lang, basin ma poypoy pa nang ijang kasoko kong mo tungha si ayesha

hulat sa mo little boys and girls. ma uwaw na man gud ko mangajo ug excuse slip ni papa.kay bag-o pa ko nijang gi hatagan. hulaton sa nato nga maka tog si papa. tan-aw sija ug basketbol sa fiba. maka tog mana sija mag tanaw. mo sneak out ko ug mo hagok na hasta lobot ni papa.

malo-oy ko ni papa. sigi lang hunahuna unsay ijang buhaton. kay bisan unsaon, mo siaw man nang ijang kontra. alert na tanang boys. kapoy ning gera. ajo unta ug di ma dajon.

di lagi ko kay latoson ahong lobot ni papa

bay robert. di na ko mogawas kay unja ug kasab-an ko ni papa balong. patago-on na mi si moneytree kay ga sugod na ang gera.

notice

surveylance ends on monday sept. 30. thank you

bahala na ug mag hobo sija, bikangkang ipagawas ang bee song, wa unta i apil ang mga madre.

ug wa tay ma k doc, pwede ba ol ol na lang

kay wa koy uyab, yogyogon ko na lang

pastilan ning fame oi. nganong mo logos pa man ug post si to whom it may concern

nanimahong napoles na pod ni. kinsa kahay gitagaan ug lagay sa bq

abi baja ko ug tinood nga balita

Fame: Wesley Warren Jr has been on the Howard Stern Show and Tosh.0 and has become a local celebrity because of his 100-pound scrotum



Discomfort: Mr Warren cannot urinate like a normal man and must wear a hoodie for pants to conceal his enormous genitals
Firecracker Films, the company behind 'Big Fat Gypsy Weddings' has already signed a contract to make a documentary about him.
He also shot a segment for TLC.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161294/Wesley-Warren-Jr-Man-100-pound-scrotum-REJECTS-free-1m-corrective-surgery.html#ixzz2fRJAxUOr
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Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS offers to perform $1 million corrective surgery for free because his giant organ has made him famous
By MICHAEL ZENNIE

A Las Vegas man who suffers from a rare condition that made his scrotum swell to 100 pounds is basking in the fame that his giant organ has brought him.
In fact, the attention is proving so intoxicating that Wesley Warren Jr turned down an offer to perform the $1 million corrective surgery for free because he would have had to give up the rights to his story. A second doctor has agreed to waive most of the cost for the procure, but Mr Warren still hasn't taken him up on the offer.
The watermelon-size scrotum Mr Warren carries between his legs has landed him on the Howard Stern Show and the Comedy Central program Tosh.0 and made him a local celebrity in his hometown.

beera beera ug itlog
potlan pod ug oteen

                         moneytree                          diablotree

gi tagaan ko ug excuse slip ni papa balong. ako na lang konoy poli nija. tiguwang na si tarzan

thank you mike for letting me vent my anger. you told me to stop. but i cant since he continues taunting me.

I OWE YOU

exactly. i have a little pride. to whom it may concern has excessive pride. which is so dangerous. because he cannot back up his pride. it is only the false bravado of a very very scared man.when you go to war, you should not bring blanks

i cannot buy to whom it may concern. i am just scaring him away. little by little, the FEAR will creep into his subconscious mind. and there it will stay.

kinsa man intawoy mahadlok ani oi.

mantener sa ta ani kay wa pa ta ka siyot sa money tree. kini maoy angay kahadlokan nga picture. orig gyud. dili copy paste

hihihi. usik usik sa wawarts. unsaon man gud ning yoting ug sine, gasto man jud. e asa man pod ang kwarta gud ug di nato gastohon. dayan dayan man lang sa atong kinabuhi. di man mada nato sa lubnganan.

he never expressed a desire to banish me. he did much worse. he belittles me, take away my honor by repeatedly calling me an IDIOT. it aint right. so i have to strike back

hadlok naman si papa

dili kaha ikaw maoy ma boang aning atong engkwentro. kinsa man intawy mahadlok anang imong copy paste

he is under close observation.  kong ang moneytree maoy mo bunga, he is safe. kong ang diablotree maoy mo bunga, looy sija. meaning to say ug mo layas sija mentras may panahon pa, he is safe. kay ang moneytree maoy mo bunga. kong mag pabilin sija ug yakyakyak, ang diablotree maoy mo bunga.tanawon nato unsa jud ka isog ning tawhana.

naa may usa ka tawo dinhi nga nag pa bilib nga maayong laki gyud siya, ato siyang gi tamnan ug money tree. one for diablo and one for money tree. guaranteed mo bunga ni sija ug kwarta kay mao ni ijang trabaho. ug di mosibat ning tawhana kay gusto jud sijang mag pa bilin nga sikat ug halangdon nga numero uno columnist of tbnation, atong gamiton ang bunga nga money para sa yoting in camp lapulapu.
guaranteed nga genuine ang mga bunga ani, dili peke, or counterfeit money. because the stories i told you about myself are really TRUELSE

ipha ang ahong smiles....ocho ocho ocho. tagaan nato ug labad sa o ning tawhana. para everytime mo post sija, he will be thinking about me, diablo, the creature from hell.

someone made a wrong choice. may GOD have mercy on his soul

life or death

at my beck and call are literally thousands of biyotipol women. because i have MONEY. pero mag unsa man ko nila nga kwarta ra may ilang gi apas.

choices. so many choices.

love or hate.

war or peace

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Date: Aug 03, 2013
Mail ID: BIAIABIF
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Hey balong,

How are you? I have found your profile and it becomes very interesting for me. I think you are interesting man) I hope that you will read my letter and information about me with pleasure!)
Perhaps you ask me why I am looking for the man on the internet, I believe I will find such man who will take care about me, so maybe you will become this man.
And now little more information about me.
I am a serious woman but sometimes I can be very funny))) I like all that surround me: people, nature animals, children, books! I am a very cheerful person!!!
Also I like surprises so much!!!) and of course to make surprises )))
I am looking for a strong man, and I think you are exactly the same man)
And hope you are serious.
All I want is to be loved by man) I need serious relationships!!
Okay, I think for the first time that’s enough information about me.
Tell me something about you! I will be waiting for answer and hope you will not ignore me)))
Natalia

mao na ba kaha ni ang leading lady.

abangan ang sunod na kabanata.

Member since : Sep 9, 2013    Last log in : Sep 19, 2013
Name: Lovely
Gender: female
Age: 28
Country of Residence : Philippines
State/City: Tagbilaran City
Nationality: Philippines
Language Spoken: English,
Education:Bachelors degree
Occupation:Sales / Marketing / Retail
Marital Status:Separated    Religion: Christian - Catholic
Has Children: no
Zodiac: TAURUS
height: 5 ft 3 in
Weight: 115 lb
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Blonde
Do you Smoke: No
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Simple,caring and loving.a god fearing person.loves to cook and eat.fun of
dancing and singing.am easy to get with and a person with motivation.i can be a
very good friend and a best companion too.can be trusted and appreciates beauty
of nature and persons ability.i love teaching kids in dancing skills..most of
all,i love my life.
Interested in
Gardening, Music, Gym / Aerobics, Movies / Cinema, Cooking

Looking for...   
      
Man Age 29 to 35 for Casual - Meet for Coffee
A person who's willing to accept me for what i am...a god fearing and a
respectful man..a guy with a sense of humor easily catches my heart..a man whom
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experiences..an easy to get with,happy and never a dull moment when im with
him...

way lami nang chess oi. di ta kahibaw mo duwa ana. ajo pay mang chicks lang ta

na hilom naman lagi

ka hinomdom ko sa estorya ni bocats sa nag trabaho sija sa funeraria. gi ki ang corpse kay gwaffa.

ka looy man ni bong. nganong ga buhat man sija ani nga daghan na man sija ug kwarta. greed has no satisfaction. sayang ang oppurtunity ilang gi usikan. they are in a position to do good.

on all souls day, i will post the ip address of hubag bohol. to let him know i am not joking. that he is under surveylance

nganong na isog naman ka. getting desperate

mike,

pasagdi na lang mi ug mag engkwentro. wa man juy batasan ning tawhana. di mag pa badlong.

balskie

karong pila ka adlaw, i will post your ip address here. i am not joking

kasagarang mamatay sa gera ang mga private. milagro na lang maka dungog ka nga naay general na tigbak.

when you are the lowest man on the totem pole, you become the sacrificial lamb. sigi lang naa na may nag duog duog nga member. an 85 yr. old multi millionaire. kong ma polihan na ni, dili na ko mag pa biling rookie. naa na poy bag-ong e initiate. kalingkawas na ko sa surveylance.

hahay. paeta ning idiot ta oi. sigi lang.


                   WAY SOKOD SA BAWAS

wa ko masajop sa ahong disisyon nga mo sibat sa phil. army. naay tsans mo abot ko ug general kay brayt man ko. pero 99 percent na sod na pod ko sa longon, tabonan ug flag.  unya pabuthan ug 80 gun salute sa menteryo sa maribojoc. pagka daghan kong amigo nga na ingon sa picture. naa koy silingan ra jud sa maribojoc nga byuda. na bijaan sa ijang bana ahong barkada nga nag buhis buhay.

gastador ni si papa. usik usik lang kanunay ug kwarta. palit na pod sija ug movie poster 100 dollars

gusto pa unta mi makig duwa nimo pero hadlok mi latoson among lobot ni papa. isog na si papa oi. mo sokol gani na sija ni barako

This land is mine, God gave this land to me
This brave and ancient land to me
And when the morning sun reveals her hills and plain
Then I see a land where children can run free

So take my hand and walk this land with me
And walk this lovely land with me
Though I am just a man, when you are by my side
With the help of God, I know I can be strong

Though I am just a man, when you are by my side
With the help of God, I know I can be strong

To make this land our home
If I must fight, I'll fight to make this land our own
Until I die, this land is mine

copy paste gud intawn. unsa man nang imong mata moneytree, karton.

ug karon ako na poy mo kanta. ang ahong tingog soft as the voice of an angel. mora ug si fr. chic

porbidang jabaga pod ni si moneytree mo kanta. porya gaba. who does he think he is, fr. chico

maajo pay isoroy mo naho sa ranso ni amo boss balong. medyo tambok na ug gamay ang mga niwang nga baka. sigi mang uwan dere sa florida. naa nay daghang ma sabsab nga sagbot ang mga baka

way swerte ning tawhana. kay ug mahinajak na si balong, aw...kamo na lay sumpay

pakno jud tingali ni si hubag, gusto mo sugal. pag bigyan.

Quote from: hubag bohol on September 19, 2013, 06:39:29 AM
The village idiot was long considered an acceptable social role, a unique individual who was dependent yet contributed to the social fabric of his community.

In the case at hand, the TB community.
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Learn English Online | English Grammar | Writing in English / Village idiot
« on: September 19, 2013, 06:39:29 AM »
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


The village idiot in strict terms is a person locally known for ignorance or stupidity, but is also a common term for a stereotypically silly or nonsensical person. The term is also used as a stereotype of the mentally disabled. It has also been applied as an epithet for an unrealistically optimistic or naive individual.

The village idiot was long considered an acceptable social role, a unique individual who was dependent yet contributed to the social fabric of his community. As early as Byzantine times, the "village idiot" was treated as an acceptable form of deranged individual compatible with then-prevailing normative conceptions of social order. The concept of a "village savant" or "village genius" is closely related, often tied to the concept of Pre-Industrial Anti-intellectualism, as both figures are subjects of both pity and derision. The social roles of the two are combined and applied, especially in the sociopolitical context, in the European medieval/Renaissance court jester.
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di jud ma undang ning geraha lorenz. nawa na intawon si amo boss balong, sigihan lang gihapon ug rakrak ni hubag

Eddie Peregrina - Two of Us

There are two of us who love you
There are two of us who cares
There are two of us who love you
Since the one you love that"s the only thing that"s fair
Please won't you tell me?
Who will it be?
Will you take care or come to me?
What is your answer?
What will you do?
My happiness depends on you
Please don't you tell me?
Who will it be?
Will you take care?
or come to me?
What is your answer?
What will you do?
My happiness depends on you.

Eminem â€" Just the Two of Us Lyrics

[Eminem]
Baby your da-da loves you (hey)
And I'mma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens
You're all I got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me
I love you

C'mon Hai-Hai, we goin to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat
Oh where's mama? She's takin a little nap in the trunk
Oh that smell (whew!) da-da musta runned over a skunk
Now I know what you're thinkin - it's kind of late to go swimmin
But you know your mama, she's one of those type of women
That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
Don't play with da-da's toy knife, honey, let go of it (no!)
And don't look so upset, why you actin bashful?
Don't you wanna help da-da build a sand castle? (yeah!)
And mama said she wants to show how far she can float
And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch - it don't hurt, her was eatin
Dinner while you were sweepin and spilled ketchup on her shirt
Mama's messy isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water
And me and you can pway by ourselves, can't we?

[Refrain]
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
And when we ride!
Just the two of us.. (2X)
Just you and I!

See honey.. there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
A place called prison and a place called jail
And da-da's probably on his way to all of em except one
Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better
I'll explain it to ya
But for now we'll just say mama was real real bad
She was bein mean to dad and made him real real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin to climb out (WAHH!)
I told you it's okay HaiHai, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca? Da-da change your dia-dee
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

[Refrain]

Wake up sweepy head we're here, before we pway
We're gonna take mama for a wittle walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
Mama's too sweepy to hear you screamin in her ear (ma-maa!)
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry
Da-da made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help da-da tie a rope around this rock? (yeah!)
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now, here we go, on the count of free..
One.. two.. free.. WHEEEEEE! (whoooooshhhhh)
There goes mama, spwashin in the wa-ta
No more fightin wit dad, no more restraining order
No more step-da-da, no more new brother
Blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her (mommy!)
Now we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
But first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

[Refrain]

[Eminem]
Just me and you baby
Is all we need in this world
Just me and you
Your da-da will always be there for you
Your da-da's always gonna love you
Remember that
If you ever need me I will always be here for you
If you ever need anything, just ASK
Da-da will be right there
Your da-da loves you
I love you baby

you cannot touch the rich. only diablo is under surveylance. poor me.

There's A Kind Of Hush (All Over The World)

There's a kind of a hush all over the world tonight
All over the world you can hear the sound of lovers in love
You know what I mean?
Just the 2 of us with nobody else in sight
And I'm feelin' good just holdin' you tight

So listen very carefully, closer now and you will see
What I mean it isn't a dream
(See what I mean? I mean, it isn't a dream)
The only sound that you will hear is when I whisper in your ear
"I love you", forever and ever
(I love you)

There's a kind of a hush all over the world tonight
All over the world you can hear the sound of lovers in love

There's a kind of a hush
(Kind of a hush)
All over the world
(All over the world tonight)
All over the world
(You can hear the sound of lovers in love)

You know what I mean?
Just the two of us and nobody else in sight
(Two of us)
There's nobody else and I'm feelin' good just holdin' you tight
(Ever so tightly)

So listen very carefully, closer now and you will see
What I mean it isn't a dream
(See what I mean? I mean, it isn't a dream)
The only sound that you will hear is when I whisper in your ear
"I love you", forever and ever

There's a kind of a hush
(Kind of a hush)
All over the world
(A hush all over the world tonight)
All over the world you can hear the sound of lovers in love
(I love you)

You know what I mean?
(I love you)
It isn't a dream
(I love you)
You know what I mean?
(La, la la la)
I love you