AARP AvenueYou honk at me to drive faster,
because you’re in a hurry
to get to the mall.
I pretend not to hear.
I don’t even bother to glance
at my rearview mirror.
Don’t be fooled. I know
you’re there. I’m not lost or senile.
I just don’t care.
When you finally pass
illegally quick, I smile and wave,
but what I’m thinking
is how good it would feel
to plant my accelerator foot
up your sorry ass.
Unfortunately
it’s swollen
and arthritic.
Consider yourself lucky, too,
I can’t afford another pair
of these diabetic shoes.
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