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Courtship
« on: October 21, 2010, 02:26:04 PM »
Courtship

by Mark Strand


There is a girl you like so you tell her
your penis is big, but that you cannot get yourself   
to use it. Its demands are ridiculous, you say,   
even self-defeating, but to be honored somehow,   
briefly, inconspicuously in the dark.

When she closes her eyes in horror,
you take it all back. You tell her you’re almost
a girl yourself and can understand why she is shocked.   
When she is about to walk away, you tell her
you have no penis, that you don’t

know what got into you. You get on your knees.
She suddenly bends down to kiss your shoulder and you know   
you’re on the right track. You tell her you want   
to bear children and that is why you seem confused.   
You wrinkle your brow and curse the day you were born.

She tries to calm you, but you lose control.
You reach for her panties and beg forgiveness as you do.   
She squirms and you howl like a wolf. Your craving   
seems monumental. You know you will have her.   
Taken by storm, she is the girl you will marry.

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Re: Courtship
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 03:38:11 PM »
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Too bad, dili jud ni si Manoi Hoboi..... kay u know na....

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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 04:05:48 PM »
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Too bad, dili jud ni si Manoi Hoboi..... kay u know na....

 Bitaw, wa madayon ang kasal kay wa man koy nahot...  :'(

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 04:18:04 PM »
Bitaw, wa madayon ang kasal kay wa man koy nahot...  :'(


 :'(  :'(  :'(

Every person is of unique value  ;)

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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 04:42:07 PM »

 :'(  :'(  :'(

Every person is of unique value  ;)

Bitaw. Pero usahay, it's too late...

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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 05:05:25 PM »
Bitaw. Pero usahay, it's too late...

Oi, ngano naman pud ba?

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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 05:19:43 PM »
Oi, ngano naman pud ba?

Di na man kalahutay si manoy...  :P

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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 05:21:57 PM »
Di na man kalahutay si manoy...  :P


bwahahahahahaha...........ay nako falete na lang nag viagra.... or pag-gf na lang ug d na mangita  ;)

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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 05:41:49 PM »

bwahahahahahaha...........ay nako falete na lang nag viagra.... or pag-gf na lang ug d na mangita  ;)

Aw, makasugakod ra baya pud kon panagsaan. Sabagay, nganong permihon man, mao ra mang bahoa...  :-X

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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2010, 05:47:23 PM »
Aw, makasugakod ra baya pud kon panagsaan. Sabagay, nganong permihon man, mao ra mang bahoa...  :-X

bwahahahahaha..... lagi sa... ang Q nganong panagsaaan man kung baho.... fwede ba pud kaha kung wala  ::)

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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 06:00:40 PM »
bwahahahahaha..... lagi sa... ang Q nganong panagsaaan man kung baho.... fwede ba pud kaha kung wala  ::)

Maayo untag pwede nga wala laktod, pero di man. Morag maglain man ang atong paminaw madugay...  :-X

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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 06:06:15 PM »
hehe, dis is dedikitid to sir hubag:

There was an old party of Lyme,
Who married three wives at one time
When they asked, "Why the third?"
He replied, "One's absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime!"

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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 06:12:26 PM »
Maayo untag pwede nga wala laktod, pero di man. Morag maglain man ang atong paminaw madugay...  :-X

Mao vah?... I've been celibate for 25 years...... ok ra man lagi  ;D  ;D  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2010, 06:38:29 PM »
Mao vah?... I've been celibate for 25 years...... ok ra man lagi  ;D  ;D  ;D

Oops, for a moment I thought it was Fr. Chic talking...  ;D

Bitaw, kon wa juy mahagilap, pwede ra baya tingali...  :P

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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 06:41:53 PM »
Oops, for a moment I thought it was Fr. Chic talking...  ;D

Bitaw, kon wa juy mahagilap, pwede ra baya tingali...  :P

vhahahahaha.....  ;D  ;D  ;D

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