What women say and what they mean
Can't we just be friends? = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of his body touch any part of mine, again.
I just need some space = without you in it.
Do I look fat in this dress? = We haven't had a fight in a while.
No, pizza's fine = Cheap bastard!
I just do not want a boyfriend now = I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now.
I don't know; what do you want to do? = I can't believe that you have nothing planned.
I like you, but = I don't like you.
You never listen = You never listen.
We're moving too quickly = I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.
I'll be ready in a minute = I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.
I'm just going out with the girls = We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
There's no one else = I am doing your brother.
Size doesn't matter = unless I want an orgasm.
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