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hubag bohol


Lisod pud bitaw pamanhon ning tawo nga manghingugmo sa imong atubangan...  :P
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wolfpack823

Many reasons: Some are really broken hearted, some by choice, some laksot wala gyud napandol, some in the process of relationship wala gahelmet mao nga nauntog ang ulo miatras.


"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

Raquelproud boholana

pagbuot pud sa Ginoo kay bisan unsa pa ka gwapo/gwapa ug pagbuot sa Ginoo dili ka mamenyo dili gyud na mahitabo. Example naa koy maestra sa una nga dalaga gihapon karon. Unsay but on gwapa ang legs magpanilap ang mga laki. Hapit na unta to siya mamenyo karon iyang banhonon paingon na sa ilang kasal kay civil sa daw una karon nakatapad man ug pasahero nga inay mohunong sa balay sa among meastra kay iya sundoon aron pakasal sila ing deretso man nuon ug ang iya katapad ang gimenyuan. Ang Ginoo ra jud ang nasayod sa tanan.
"We may be surprised at the people we find in heaven. God has a soft spot for sinners. His standards are quite low"---Bishop Desmond Tutu


statesville

Kon makasuway ug grabe nga kapakyasan sama sa giluiban sa hinigugma...
  makatagam gyud but life is a gamble, the fearful will retreat but the
  fighter will pursue......
Every Christian has GPS -God-Provided Salvation!
It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

fdaray

Ang ubang babae nahimong ulay becuase of vocation. Nagmadre.,.mother nga way anak.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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hubag bohol

Joke Time...

Si Maria usa ka dalagang ulay nga naminyo ra jud. Ang iyang katalirongan, nga iya ra pung mga silingan, nahipugwat sa tungang gabii sa honeymoon night ni Maria kay nangabli sa bintana ang new bride ug nagsinggit-singgit sa kalagot.

Nagkanayon si Maria, "Peste ngyawa mo! Dimongkog, lamon, mga dawo mong dagko! Bikog, kolera, atay! Kadugay na ninyong nangaminyo mga tabaghaka mo, wa jud mo magpahibawo nako nga perting lamia man diay ni!"


;D
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islander

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 10:01:53 AM
Lisod pud bitaw pamanhon ning tawo nga manghingugmo sa imong atubangan...  :P

tinuod gyod, bai hubs.  maayo gani kay gisugot gihapon ka sa imong asawa kay you outdid them all.  nanghingugmo, unya gipatapot dayon sa aping sa imong gipangulitawhan, dayon ingon nimo:  tan-awa, day, di ba mas naguwapa ka tungod sa akong gipahinungod nga awom.  leche con hielo ba, matod pa sa imong object of love, sugton na lang ni nako kay mantsado na ko!  ;D 
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hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 01:00:07 PM
tinuod gyod, bai hubs.  maayo gani kay gisugot gihapon ka sa imong asawa kay you outdid them all.  nanghingugmo, unya gipatapot dayon sa aping sa imong gipangulitawhan, dayon ingon nimo:  tan-awa, day, di ba mas naguwapa ka tungod sa akong gipahinungod nga awom.  leche con hielo ba, matod pa sa imong object of love, sugton na lang ni nako kay mantsado na ko!  ;D 

Hala, kaluod. Lisod jud sabton ning Chinese sense of humor, ba.

Old bachelor tawon ni si yours truly...  8)
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jorgeanna

i asked my lola (igsoon sa akong lolo) why wala cya nagminyo. ingon pud cya og cya daw nagbantay sa daddy nako unya after sa akong daddy, cousins napud sa akong daddy, until sa mga apos sa mga nephews and nieces niya... mas fulfilled daw cya kaysa magminyo cya nga labad sa ulo lang ang makuha niya. karon, old na cya but siya gihapon nagbantay sa anak sa akong cousin (apo sa tuhod niya)........ 
a marriage can never be perfect.. but the love can be!

islander

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 01:07:01 PM
Hala, kaluod. Lisod jud sabton ning Chinese sense of humor, ba.

Old bachelor tawon ni si yours truly...  8)

nasaag diay ka kay kini nga thread bahin man ug dalagang ulay, dili ulitawong ulay.  adto na lang kaha ka sa thread nga putling anay...

bitaw, uy, pagoryo-goryo.  pila na kahay imong apo... ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 01:13:36 PM
nasaag diay ka kay kini nga thread bahin man ug dalagang ulay, dili ulitawong ulay.  adto na lang kaha ka sa thread nga putling anay...

bitaw, uy, pagoryo-goryo.  pila na kahay imong apo... ;D

Assuming without granting or granting without admitting nga naa koy daghang apo, sa ato pa dili diay ko bachelor?   ;D
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bugsay

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 01:24:17 PM
Assuming without granting or granting without admitting nga naa koy daghang apo, sa ato pa dili diay ko bachelor?   ;D

manga-opaw ma'ng manga-opaw, bachelor gyud gihapon ang itug-an.. 8)
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islander

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 01:24:17 PM
Assuming without granting or granting without admitting nga naa koy daghang apo, sa ato pa dili diay ko bachelor?   ;D

aw, i stand corrected.  mahimo diay ug daghang apo bisan bachelor.  mahimo man pod gani nga bachelorette ka. ;D
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islander

Quote from: bugsay on October 13, 2010, 01:42:47 PM
manga-opaw ma'ng manga-opaw, bachelor gyud gihapon ang itug-an.. 8)

maka-opaw gyod hinoon ning magsigeg pasumangil ug pasumbingay. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 13, 2010, 01:42:47 PM
manga-opaw ma'ng manga-opaw, bachelor gyud gihapon ang itug-an.. 8)

He he, bisan sa daghan pa kog buhok, Bay Bugs, wa jud nako mabatasan nga mamakak. Makatulog tang malinawon kon matinud-anon ta. Maayo ning kwentas klaras. Matod pa ni Winston Churchill: “The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.”

;D
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bugsay

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 01:48:53 PM
He he, bisan sa daghan pa kog buhok, Bay Bugs, wa jud nako mabatasan nga mamakak. Makatulog tang malinawon kon matinud-anon ta. Maayo ning kwentas klaras. Matod pa ni Winston Churchill: “The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.”

;D

kon sa binisaya pa " mag-buot diay mo'g mauy aho?" ;D
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islander


and that's the truth and nothing but, nga si bai hubag kusog mopasumbingay, mabangason o maopaw man siya. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 01:47:55 PM
maka-opaw gyod hinoon ning magsigeg pasumangil ug pasumbingay. ;D

He he, daghan ra bang pasumbingay sa Bibliya. Makaupaw diay ning Bible study?  :-X
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hubag bohol

Quote from: bugsay on October 13, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
kon sa binisaya pa " mag-buot diay mo'g mauy aho?" ;D

He he, sakto jud. Kamo bay ulitawong guwang lalim ba...  8)
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islander

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 04:44:33 PM
He he, daghan ra bang pasumbingay sa Bibliya. Makaupaw diay ning Bible study?  :-X

dili kay wa may pasumangil ang bibliya.  tan-awa si lorenz, di ba layo pa siya sa opaw. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 03:37:49 PM
and that's the truth and nothing but, nga si bai hubag kusog mopasumbingay, mabangason o maopaw man siya. ;D

Yataps, doble ang igo nako ani, kay upaw man ko nga bangason...





:-\
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hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 13, 2010, 04:51:35 PM
dili kay wa may pasumangil ang bibliya.  tan-awa si lorenz, di ba layo pa siya sa opaw. ;D

Oi, not applicable man ang imong pananglitan...  :-X
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wolfpack823

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 12:49:44 PM
Joke Time...

Si Maria usa ka dalagang ulay nga naminyo ra jud. Ang iyang katalirongan, nga iya ra pung mga silingan, nahipugwat sa tungang gabii sa honeymoon night ni Maria kay nangabli sa bintana ang new bride ug nagsinggit-singgit sa kalagot.

Nagkanayon si Maria, "Peste ngyawa mo! Dimongkog, lamon, mga dawo mong dagko! Bikog, kolera, atay! Kadugay na ninyong nangaminyo mga tabaghaka mo, wa jud mo magpahibawo nako nga perting lamia man diay ni!"


;D

Part 2: Pero bata pa si Maria gusto na gyud niya og lalaki, mao nga sige siyag ampo:

Edad 18:  God give me the perfect man. Answer wala.
Edad 25:  God give me my ideal man: Answer wala
Edad 39: God just give me any man. Answer wala.
Edad 49: God maskin unsa na lang basta lalaki. Answer wala
Edad  59: Sos kalisod ba mangayo og lalaki, sige na lang Lord give me any animal

Toink!
"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way... you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions" (Aristotle)

aquarius

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 13, 2010, 09:13:36 PM
Part 2: Pero bata pa si Maria gusto na gyud niya og lalaki, mao nga sige siyag ampo:

Edad 18:  God give me the perfect man. Answer wala.
Edad 25:  God give me my ideal man: Answer wala
Edad 39: God just give me any man. Answer wala.
Edad 49: God maskin unsa na lang basta lalaki. Answer wala
Edad  59: Sos kalisod ba mangayo og lalaki, sige na lang Lord give me any animal

Toink!


hahahahahahah....!!!! lingaw ko wolfpack.... delicado'g tagaan ni Lord ug kabayo este.. tikbalang na lang....
listen to others even the dull and ignorant , they too have their story... desiderata

aquarius

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
Yataps, doble ang igo nako ani, kay upaw man ko nga bangason...





:-\


Bay Hubz..


Di ba ni mushroom nga wa pa mobuklad? ;D ;D  unya gitubuan ug dungga'g mata?... ;D
listen to others even the dull and ignorant , they too have their story... desiderata

hubag bohol

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 13, 2010, 09:13:36 PM
Part 2: Pero bata pa si Maria gusto na gyud niya og lalaki, mao nga sige siyag ampo:

Edad 18:  God give me the perfect man. Answer wala.
Edad 25:  God give me my ideal man: Answer wala
Edad 39: God just give me any man. Answer wala.
Edad 49: God maskin unsa na lang basta lalaki. Answer wala
Edad  59: Sos kalisod ba mangayo og lalaki, sige na lang Lord give me any animal

Toink!

Aw! Aw! Aw!  ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: aquarius on October 22, 2010, 02:06:48 PM

Bay Hubz..


Di ba ni mushroom nga wa pa mobuklad? ;D ;D  unya gitubuan ug dungga'g mata?... ;D


He he, libgos bitaw ni, maoy wa makaon sa dalagang ulay...  :-X
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statesville

Quote from: wolfpack823 on October 13, 2010, 09:13:36 PM
Part 2: Pero bata pa si Maria gusto na gyud niya og lalaki, mao nga sige siyag ampo:

Edad  59: Sos kalisod ba mangayo og lalaki, sige na lang Lord give me any animal

Toink!

Uy! si Maria tingali to ang  wala naukang kono gi rape sa iro  didto sa laing thread. :o
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It may not guide you to everywhere you want to go in this world, but it will ensure  that you arrive safely in heaven.

cujo

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 12:49:44 PM
Joke Time...


Nagkanayon si Maria, "Peste ngyawa mo! Dimongkog, lamon, mga dawo mong dagko! Bikog, kolera, atay! Kadugay na ninyong nangaminyo mga tabaghaka mo, wa jud mo magpahibawo nako nga perting lamia man diay ni!"


;D

What did I just say ? Sex is DELICIOUS!!! :)

hubag bohol

Quote from: cujo on October 25, 2010, 09:22:30 AM
What did I just say ? Sex is DELICIOUS!!! :)

Kuyawa pud nang delicious, oi. Mora mag ice cream...  8)
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cujo

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 25, 2010, 10:23:56 AM
Kuyawa pud nang delicious, oi. Mora mag ice cream...  8)

Ice cream is cold...it is hot tamales!  :)

vhinz08

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 04:46:19 PM
He he, sakto jud. Kamo bay ulitawong guwang lalim ba...  8)

Hala bisag naay gipaabot ni sija na mahimong ....  ;D
When I dole out food to the poor they call me a Saint, but when I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

vhinz08

Quote from: hubag bohol on October 13, 2010, 04:52:35 PM
Yataps, doble ang igo nako ani, kay upaw man ko nga bangason...





:-\

;D Lisod mangitag helmet ani ug mag drive motor.  :(
When I dole out food to the poor they call me a Saint, but when I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

islander

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 25, 2010, 09:39:01 PM
;D Lisod mangitag helmet ani ug mag drive motor.  :(

morag angay ning uloha ug orinola nga way takob. ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: statesville on October 23, 2010, 06:07:32 AM
Uy! si Maria tingali to ang  wala naukang kono gi rape sa iro  didto sa laing thread. :o

Dalagang ulay diay tawon to?  :(
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hubag bohol

Quote from: cujo on October 25, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
Ice cream is cold...it is hot tamales!  :)

Manglabhag diay atong ngabil kon maohon...  :P
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vhinz08

Quote from: islander on October 25, 2010, 10:17:52 PM
morag angay ning uloha ug orinola nga way takob. ;D

Mas mo haom pa siguro ang lusong ani Ms. Isles kay sa arinola.   ;D
When I dole out food to the poor they call me a Saint, but when I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

hubag bohol

Quote from: islander on October 25, 2010, 10:17:52 PM
morag angay ning uloha ug orinola nga way takob. ;D

Nganong orinola man? Abi lang kay buak ang alimpulo ani niya?  ;D
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hubag bohol

Quote from: vhinz08 on October 26, 2010, 06:47:12 PM
Mas mo haom pa siguro ang lusong ani Ms. Isles kay sa arinola.   ;D

He he, sakto tuod and lusong, Bay Vhinz, kay para ni Ms. Isle kining iyang ulo mora mag AWHONG, nga sa akong sabot maoy combination sa AWHO ug UHONG...  ;D
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fdaray

Dunay tulo ka klasing dalaga: dalagang wala maminyo nga naay anak , dalagang nakaagi ug sex life, ug ang ikatulo ang dalagang ulay o virgin throughout her life.
Life is what you make.
Kon naa kay gisoksok, naa kay makuot.

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Candijaynon

Kanang mga dalagang ulay mitoo na sila sa kasabihan nga " A woman without a man is a genius" maong wa magminyo.

hubag bohol

Quote from: Candijaynon on October 29, 2010, 04:42:57 PM
Kanang mga dalagang ulay mitoo na sila sa kasabihan nga " A woman without a man is a genius" maong wa magminyo.

Katahaan bitaw ning mga dalagang ulay. Tingali bisan sa bata pa sila, katahaan nang daan...
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