"if a lady farts with a clap of thunder in a crowded public place and stinks up the whole room.... you as a gentleman, must turn around and loudly say: Oh, I'm sorry, madam, excuse me.... It must be something I ate when I was feeding in the graveyard...."
She'll be SO, SO grateful to you...
If you are a real gentleman, if you are driving with your girl friend and she farts and you smell it, instead of making a big fuss, just close the windows and breath it in to show her you don't care how her farts smell. Trust me, it will show to her how much you love her.
Dili ba "superficial" ang love nimo para nija.
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