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Ang MALDITA baw.
« on: September 18, 2007, 07:41:19 AM »
Tam-is kuno ang gugma sa gwapang maldita. Ang maot nga maldita? Ambot lang!

Ambot nganong daghan man ang maldita ning kalibutana. Daghan lang hinoong mga lalake nga buotan ang masakitan.

Kasagaran sa mga maestrang dalaga (labi na ug edaran na) mga maldita. Mangurog intawon ang mga pobreng estudyante. Naa say ubay ubay nga mga manedyer nga babaye, maldita. Abi ko gani sauna nga ang mga madre maldita kay mahalok man ko sa among non-academic head (high school) nga madre.

Ang grabeng makasakit sa pagbati mao ang dalagang maldita. Hinoon naa uban pa-maldita maldita lang para ibigin.

Sayon ra man ilhon ang mga babayeng maldita. Sunda lang ang akong sugyot. Tan-awa ang iyang mga mata, susiha kung unsay color; nag-abot ba ang kilay?; obserbahi ang pagkibot-kibot sa iyang ngabil; tutuki siya pag-ayo unya kidhati; kung sipatan ka gani, confirmed: maldita nang bayhana!

Niay mas maayong paagi. Tapad sa babayeng gidudahan mong maldita. Dotdot gyod niya, unya totoki siya ug pili kaayo. Kung masuko gani unya yawyawan ka, confirmed: maldita nang bayhana!

Kung sagpaon ka gani, proven: maldita nang bayhana!

Sa akong obserbasyon ug basi usab sa akong kasinatian, nakaingon ko nga ang bugtong makapausab sa mga maldita mao ang tinuoray nga gugma ni dodong. Pinaagi sa tam-is nga pahiyom sa buotan nga ulitawo inubanan sa mainitong hapuhap, ug hunghung, patay kang malditaha ka, makahigda ka gyod.

Maldita ka ba? Kung mao, alaot ka. Hehehe...

Ambot lang!


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Re: Ang MALDITA baw.
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 09:57:42 AM »
Na unsa na pud ni si Barbaro, mga maldita na pud ang gi trippingan.

Bisan kinsa bayhana Barbaro oi, ma offend kung kalitan lang tapad, unya tutukan, unya kidhatan pa jud. That is very rude. You men might think this is giving the girl a compliment, but honestly, it's so offensive.

There are a lot of rude Pinoy men. Hilig mag sitsit, mag pito pito, mo taghoy, dayon singgit, "Hi miss! ka guapa nimo! puede makig ila-ila?"

Let me tell you about an experience I had. I was on sem break from college, so ning sakay ko'g Trans Asia for CDO. There was this one steward nga ga cge gyud tutok nako, made me feel really uncomfortable. I ignored it though. Then pag larga na sa barko, ug pagka settle in na nako sa akong teheras, I took out my habol and proceeded to sleep. Just as I was about to doze off into la-la land, I felt nga naay ning kuhit sa akong abaga. I ignored it. Gabukot gud ko'g habol, that person should know better than to disturb me. Still, cge'g padayon panguhit. Gi ignore gihapon nako, hoping that if he thought I was asleep, he'd stop bothering me. You know what he did? Gi wakli gyud niya akong habol! The nerve!
That was when I lost it. I yelled at him, "unsa'y imong tuyo? kita ka nga natulog ang tawo!"
steward: sorry miss ha, ganina ra man tika na notice, gusto unta ko makig ila-ila nimo...
C2H4: Ka baga pud nimo oi! What made you think nga gusto ko makig ila-ila nimo? Ka panget anang imong nawong! Wa ka'y batasan!
Daghan pa ko'g yawyaw. I think the other passengers heard me. But I didn't care. There's just no excuse for behaviour like that.
Kung naa'y tawo nga rude sa ako and disrespectful towards me, sobra pa ko's maldita.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 05:53:21 PM »

C2, I had a similar experience pero nag talikod ko unya gi pa labtik akong bra. Nisaka gyud akong kilay, sa akong ka hikurat, naka balikas gyud ko ug waray. Ni atras lagi ang laki kay waray man ang balikas dayun ingon, "di ta ani bay kay naa na balisong". ;D

Tam-is kuno ang gugma sa gwapang maldita. Ang maot nga maldita? Ambot lang!

Ambot nganong daghan man ang maldita ning kalibutana. Daghan lang hinoong mga lalake nga buotan ang masakitan.



Unya Barbs, maldita gihapon ko? :D

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 06:02:23 PM »
So, do you have a balisong? :-\

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 06:09:36 PM »
So, do you have a balisong? :-\

Wala oi, harmless lagi ko. Hadlok lang sila kay, the waray's are known to be isog. :)

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 06:19:22 PM »
Do you want to learn how to use one? :)

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 06:22:28 PM »
Do you want to learn how to use one? :)

What kind of balisong, Sigbin?

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 06:26:54 PM »
A butterfly knife.  Unless you know another kind of balisong.  :)

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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2007, 09:47:30 AM »
Do you want to learn how to use one? :)

Hahaha! mura'g double meaning man ning gisulti ni Mr Sigbin

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2007, 04:30:08 PM »
My purpose and my intentions in offering to teach Ginger how to use a balisong were pure and innocent.  "Were" kay dili na man "pure and innocent" karon. ;D  Ikaw ang naghatag og bad influence, Ma'am C2H4. :D

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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2007, 11:17:26 PM »

So, what's the other kind of balisong? ;D

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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 12:09:46 AM »
uyy maldita jud ko pag high school nako.. pero nabuhat pud to nako sa mga panahon nga teens pa kaayo ang huna-huna ba. Pagka-mgo nako nga sayop ang ako gibuhat, wala na nako matul-idf pinaagi sa pagpangayo ug pasaylo kay wala naman mi magkita. Pero kung sa umaabot magkita mi ug usab, mangayo jud ko pasaylo oi, kay hilabihan jud ka salawayon sa akong gibuhat.

Mangsipat sab ko nya sabot sab ang kilay ;D

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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 12:14:32 AM »
C2 conceited rapud tong lalakiha sa barko oi hahaha..

Pero naa jud koy nailhan nga, dili jud mosipat kung tan-awon dili sab masuko, mokatawa pa gani hinuon ug magpa-cute, nya modayon dayon siyag ingon namo nga, ang lalaki naibog niya kay sige ug tan-aw.

Dihay kausa nga ang lalaki nangutana lang gani ug unsa na oras kay naa man siya relo, perti jud niya pa cute, sige smile bisan gipangutana ra, wala gud siya katubag ug unsa oras kay sige ra siya kagiki, nilakaw nalang ang lalaki nya niingon sa iyang kauban nga, bisan nangutana ra gani ta kung unsa oras ;D

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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 08:11:28 AM »
My purpose and my intentions in offering to teach Ginger how to use a balisong were pure and innocent.  "Were" kay dili na man "pure and innocent" karon. ;D  Ikaw ang naghatag og bad influence, Ma'am C2H4. :D

Wahahaha! It's influence alright, but it's not bad...as long as it encourages you to pursue that line of thought, maayo kaayo na Mr Sigbin. Our goal here is to get the two of you hitched as soon as possible.

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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 08:21:20 AM »
C2 conceited rapud tong lalakiha sa barko oi hahaha..

Pero naa jud koy nailhan nga, dili jud mosipat kung tan-awon dili sab masuko, mokatawa pa gani hinuon ug magpa-cute, nya modayon dayon siyag ingon namo nga, ang lalaki naibog niya kay sige ug tan-aw.

Dihay kausa nga ang lalaki nangutana lang gani ug unsa na oras kay naa man siya relo, perti jud niya pa cute, sige smile bisan gipangutana ra, wala gud siya katubag ug unsa oras kay sige ra siya kagiki, nilakaw nalang ang lalaki nya niingon sa iyang kauban nga, bisan nangutana ra gani ta kung unsa oras ;D

Wahahaha! Feeling guapa ra kayo siya. Daghang ing-ana Miss Happy, feeling nila tanang lalake naka gusto nila. Have you heard the song, Silvertoes, by Parokya ni Edgar?

Here's the link:
http://www.esnips.com/doc/84e19768-2aaf-43cf-ac65-ce6e6a3255e1/Parokya-ni-Edgar---Silvertoes

Sa akong trabaho sa una sa SF, naa mi kauban sa trabaho, also Pinay, nga perfect example kaayo sa kanta nga Silvertoes. Hahaha. My best friend can be quite mean, and she hated that girl's guts, so she would always sing Silvertoes kung molabay na gani tong bayhana sa among duol. Deadma lang gihapon si girl. She really thought tanang lalake sa among kompanya naibog niya. Delusional jud ang byuti.

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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 08:30:36 AM »
wahaha feeling gwapa ra diay to..

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2007, 08:35:27 AM »
Mr Barbaro,

daghan pud mga feeling guapo oi...

Hahahaha! Murag naa man gani ka'y kaila nga feeling guapo...

bwahahaha!



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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2007, 03:23:14 AM »
C2 ksorry karon pako ka basa ani, kay mao pa lagi pagbalik nako..
Cute man sab pud to ang akong kauban sa trabaho, nindot kaayo iyang lips kay kissable daw, ingon nila hehe.. nya mao laging nang na over ra pud ba.

Oii, wala pako kadungog ani nga kanta before, pero naminaw ko ron, salamat :)
Naigo gud pud ug gamay sa kanta ang ako kauban.

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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2007, 09:56:19 PM »
So, what's the other kind of balisong? ;D

Actually, I don't know.  I may need to be orientated. :D

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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2008, 06:28:05 AM »
pero usahay ang uban..mapagkamalan nga maldita.. nya shy ra diay to.. parehas nako..
c ate ginger.. tinuod nuon nang maldita..hehe!

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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2008, 06:40:43 AM »
masarap diay na sya,magmahal kiamoy?

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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2008, 06:42:14 AM »
c ate? ouuuuu!! haha..

thrilling perme.. :)

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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2008, 06:43:23 AM »
Mr Barbaro,

daghan pud mga feeling guapo oi...

Hahahaha! Murag naa man gani ka'y kaila nga feeling guapo...

bwahahaha!

normal na oi, naana nako usahay.. maayo nalang naay feeling  kay sa dili tinood nga gwapo..



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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2008, 06:46:55 AM »
oi. ma c
c ate? ouuuuu!! haha..

thrilling perme.. :)
c ate? ouuuuu!! haha..

thrilling perme.. :)

oi ma challence diay mi ana nya..sigi lang kay magpahupo ko niya ok raman kaha nimo..

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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2008, 06:47:27 AM »
Na unsa na pud ni si Barbaro, mga maldita na pud ang gi trippingan.

Bisan kinsa bayhana Barbaro oi, ma offend kung kalitan lang tapad, unya tutukan, unya kidhatan pa jud. That is very rude. You men might think this is giving the girl a compliment, but honestly, it's so offensive.

There are a lot of rude Pinoy men. Hilig mag sitsit, mag pito pito, mo taghoy, dayon singgit, "Hi miss! ka guapa nimo! puede makig ila-ila?"

agree ko ani c2!! kuyaw jud ni..
mas maypag mu strike nalang ug storya,..
ayaw lang deretso.. "naa nakay uyab?"
unsa mana uy! haha

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« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2008, 07:07:58 AM »
huh.. kaila diay ka sa akong uyab?

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« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2008, 01:11:37 PM »
huh.. kaila diay ka sa akong uyab?

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