70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’

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April 23, 2013 4:30 PM | permalink
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Pam Shaw (pictured, above, with what looks to be a lady mullet) is ready to be deflowered.

The 70-year-old virgin does not believe in sex before marriage — and because she’s spent the last 50 years hard at work building her career as a cabaret singer, things, well, got a little dusty down yonder. But now Shaw is rearing to go. “I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire,” she admits. “I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man.”

You go, Pamela! Anyone have a rich, single grandpa who has equipment that still works? Hey, she was a knockout back in the day. -- http://blog.trutv.com/

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Re: 70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2013, 05:06:39 PM »
“Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke … My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire. I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins … There has never been time for me to get a man. I worked so much that sometimes I’d only have an hour’s sleep each night. I wouldn’t entertain the idea of sex outside marriage — and marriage meant giving up on my dreams.” - Pamela


;D

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2013, 05:10:28 PM »
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Re: 70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2013, 05:20:25 PM »
ayaw patusotuso diha, bai hubs.  go, go, go! ;D

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Re: 70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2013, 11:21:30 PM »
way lain kon di ako::)

ay, abi nakog daghan mo ni hubag dinhi nga milyonir... ;D

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Re: 70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2013, 08:10:33 AM »
di ko puedi ani kay pobre ra man ko...
walay girl dha na 18 yrs old na milyanarya unya nangita og pobre nga pareha nako...

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2013, 11:19:12 AM »
di ko puedi ani kay pobre ra man ko...
walay girl dha na 18 yrs old na milyanarya unya nangita og pobre nga pareha nako...

Agoi! Bahala diayg batan-on basta dato... ;D

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2013, 03:06:09 PM »
lisud man sad og moingon ko na naay pobre nga angayan ani niya...
walay lain ko d ako...

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2013, 03:20:45 PM »
lisud man sad og moingon ko na naay pobre nga angayan ani niya...
walay lain ko d ako...

Bwahaha! Lisod kon imong kopyahon, Bay Vots, kay kanay linggwahe nga bagay ra sa mga milyonir... ;D

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Re: 70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2013, 04:35:58 PM »
sang akon lang bahala nars, basta gwapa haw

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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2013, 05:41:49 PM »
sang akon lang bahala nars, basta gwapa haw

Kung dogtora nga gwapa, manogsokol ka?

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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2013, 05:45:17 PM »
ay, abi nakog daghan mo ni hubag dinhi nga milyonir... ;D

Ang nakaparat kay indi lang milyonir, manogkingahanglam nga toldarkenhangsom. Manog-onsaom na man lang kung milyonir (too na lam ta harom madali) pero syortdarkenagli...

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Re: 70-year-old virgin seeks ‘tall, dark, handsome millionaire’
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2013, 06:47:08 PM »
Kung dogtora nga gwapa, manogsokol ka?

bahalag na gid dogtor manog ingjiksyom sija kag pagka gab-i ing ing ing, ingjiksyom ingjiksyom ming dugha.

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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2013, 08:49:40 PM »
bahalag na gid dogtor manog ingjiksyom sija kag pagka gab-i ing ing ing, ingjiksyom ingjiksyom ming dugha.

Ingjiksyomanay mong duha? Agoi, unsaom na lang, maajo unta kung dogtora, yataps ka kong ingjiksyoman ka sang dogtor, babha botlobs ni Boltobs...

;D

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