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Why Do Women Go To The Toilet In Groups?
« on: June 27, 2012, 11:05:14 AM »
By Kapoor Anubhav | MensXP.com – Mon, Apr 16, 2012 5:07 PM PHT


This question has engaged the attention of “Man”-kind for ages but the endless speculation hasn’t provided a constructive conclusion, yet.Rather than merely conjecturing like most members of my genus, I am taking a step forward. Rather than merely putting-up lame, one-liner jokes as to why women visit the restroom in groups; I will systematically dissect and reason-out every possible theory. The attempt here is to provide some degree of closure to this question that continues to baffle logic and scientific reasoning. If I am successful, I believe that despite my humble qualifications, I would have promoted myself to the league of top-notch Human Behavior Experts and Evolutionary Biologists. If not, I really don’t have much to lose, so here I go with my analysis:

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 11:05:52 AM »
Blame it on evolution: They want to show guys that they are independent.

This point establishes my highly developed scientific mind—just ponder for a second and think, how come men and women seem to do everything different? This is something that has been established over a long period of evolutionary changes. I believe that during the development of Early Man (and Women), millions of years ago, the Neanderthal, Cro-Magnon or some form of the Early Man had women doing things opposite to men, intentionally.

You see, at that time, the human brain wasn’t very developed. Thus, the thinking patterns and actions of men and women at that time weren’t the most impressive. With their semi-developed brain during the Iron Age, or a bit before that, women started going to their forested bathrooms in groups just because they noticed that men would go alone!

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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 11:06:27 AM »
They need help: It's their group therapy time.

The toilet-centric groupie habit of women can be best interpreted as something akin to Group Therapy. For those who don’t know this psychiatric tool, Group Therapy is when a few individuals are called upon to talk about their problems, confess to each other and vent their anger.

This is among the most potent of Behavior Management Methods. It is a scientifically-established fact that women tend to think too much, worry excessively and have a relentless urge to know about problems of others. I believe, with the amount of unnecessary clutter that occupies the female mind, they need a constant form of psychological fine-tuning. Thus, visiting the toilet stalls in groups and blurting-out everything and anything is their form of Group Therapy, helping them to be a bit saner.

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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 11:07:02 AM »
Don't blame it on them: It's a hormonal thing.

Among the most widely-acknowledged facts about women, one tends to surface as the absolute unchallenged reality—actions of women are ruled by their Hormones and not their brains. We have all suffered the mood swings of our mothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives, female colleagues and many other forms in which the female kind forms a part of our lives. If you ask Gynecologists, the Menstrual Cycle isn't the easiest puzzle to solve. For starters, it tends to vary across nearly every woman. The repercussions of the slightest delay, change in frequency or any related symptoms, can mean a whole lot in terms of diagnostic information. Considering that women need to overcome this menstrual challenge so often, is it really surprising that they need to seek each other’s expertise when visiting the loo?

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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2012, 11:08:25 AM »
They suffer from biological bias: There's just too much going on there.

This is among the most potent of Behavior Management Methods. It is a scientifically-established fact that women tend to think too much, worry  excessively and have a relentless urge to know about problems of others. I believe, with the amount of unnecessary clutter that occupies the female mind, they need a constant form of psychological fine-tuning.  Thus, visiting the toilet stalls in groups and blurting-out everything and anything is their form of Group Therapy, helping them to be a bit saner.

This point will be easily understood and will get a lot of nodding heads—God has been slightly unkind and biased when configuring the female anatomy. Just look at what guys need to do when they need to empty their bladders—it is basically Stand & Deliver. Yes, there is the customary shakedown to ensure that any liquid traces don’t make it back to the confines of the jocks but overall, it is rather simple. At the most, a couple of guys might talk about some sort of rash or having pulled back their foreskin during their latest bedroom adventure. Compare this to the kind of things a woman has to deal with. I am not talking just about tampons here but the entire range of pads, birth control stuff, thongs, pantiliners and God knows what other inventions and contraptions. The point is that women just need more time, space and group advice to handle such complicated stuff.

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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 11:08:59 AM »
It's all talk: They need to "steal" some chat time.

This point is probably going to get some arguments but I think every lady will have to admit that by nature, they are gossip-mongers. Leave apart the minority that actually talks less, the rest are born with a system that needs a fuel of constant conversation, no matter how meaningless it might be. So at workplaces, the washroom serves as the perfect place to steal some gossiping time. No boss can object to it. No Human Resources Management Tool can find out whether the bathroom time is being used “sincerely.”

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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 11:10:26 AM »
It's a "Monica from Friends" scenario: They are all neat freaks.

Those who have watched Monica (played by Courtney Cox), would instantly realize what I am referring to—Monica’s character is essentially suffering from a kind of OCD. This refers to Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. What is the most common symptom of OCD? It is a tendency to repeatedly clean something. Most OCD atients will try to find spaces that tend to remain filthy and clean them repeatedly and most OCD patients are women! So, there is every chance that many of them are
huddled together in the bathroom, cleaning every nook and crevice to vent-out their negative, sorry, psychotic tendencies.

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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 11:11:18 AM »
Horror movie fears: They are afraid of being attacked by the "Toilet Demon."

This might sound childish but none of the reasons listed above make universal sense. Yes, the points listed above are based upon decades of my scientific research, but they are not applicable to every group of women that visits the bathroom in flocks. Thus, there could be just one other reason that answers this mysterious question—there is a Toilet Demon, so horrific and sadistic that it can only be defeated by groups of women! My decade-long research has established that the Toilet Demon has two, major weaknesses—apart from these, it is pretty much undefeatable. Firstly, it cannot withstand human beings obsessed with putting things on their face and secondly, it is highly susceptible to idle talk. Thus, only groups of women, armed with their cosmetics, gossip-ridden brains and incessant chatter can defeat it!


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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 11:48:23 AM »
ugh.  going through all this psychological-physiological and what-have-you rigmarole when you can just ask your wife or sister or daughter?  let me do the task...

note though that i am one of those rare females who want to go to the restroom alone, honest.  thus i can't stand friends who ask me to come along.  i go for speed and efficiency and some company will only deter me.

1.  most women, especially young ladies, don't want to walk alone to the restroom in public places, like a restaurant.  they feel that all eyes are on them, and they're self-conscious.  some company serves as a crutch.

2.  women want to talk to someone while waiting in a long line.  yes, almost always, there's a long line inside women's restrooms, especially in malls.

3.  some women share make-up items when they retouch their facial make-up.  (i don't have mascara with me today, may i borrow yours?)  or they simply want assurance from another woman inside the restroom that they look okay.

4.  you were right about one thing; women gossip inside the restroom.  once, i heard some women talk about me.  you bet i enjoyed their facial expressions when i went out a cubicle and stared them down.  thanks, i heard everything, i said.  never had i felt so victorious.

i see to it, though, that i keep our little girl company inside restrooms.  but let me tell you, my disdain for the company of other women inside restrooms does not make me a man.

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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2012, 08:05:58 PM »

Hmm, somehow this answers the question, Why do women love to eavesdrop? ;D



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