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The Substitute Organist
« on: May 17, 2011, 08:54:20 AM »
The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church  building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that  the regular organist was sick and substitute had  been brought in at the last minute. The substitute  wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of  the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll  have to think of something to play after I make  the announcement about the finances."

During  the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and  we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist  ;D

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Re: The Substitute Organist
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 09:27:36 AM »

hahaha!  arang ning istoryaha.  mag-unsa na lang kun "bayang magiliw" pay gitokar. ;D

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Re: The Substitute Organist
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2011, 10:05:33 AM »

Bwahaha! Hayag ang kaugmaon ani nga organist... ;D

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Re: The Substitute Organist
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 01:48:06 AM »
hahaha!  arang ning istoryaha.  mag-unsa na lang kun "bayang magiliw" pay gitokar. ;D

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Re: The Substitute Organist
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 03:42:52 AM »
Hehehe basta kay nanobra tali ang kolekta nop, tiaw bay tanan nanindog?

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Re: The Substitute Organist
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 09:04:25 AM »

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist  ;D

He he, kahinumdom hinuon ko sa estorya bahin sa apprentice blacksmith...


The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, "When I take the iron out of the fire, I'll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it hard with this heavy hammer."

The apprentice did just as he was told.

Now he's the village blacksmith.


Bwahaha! ;D


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