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Topic: Text Jokes (Read 31424 times)
Barbaro
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Reply #160 on:
February 07, 2008, 04:15:56 AM »
Studyante nasakpan may kodigo
Teacher: unsa ni?
Student: prayer nako mam!
Teacher: unya nganong answers man ang nakasulat?
Student: hala! Gitubag ang akong prayer mam!
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February 07, 2008, 12:55:15 PM »
Hahahaha sakpan diay ang kudigo! Da ka ubo hinoon siya ato.
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February 09, 2008, 06:01:56 AM »
Sa isang Museum..
Juan: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag nyo na "ART"?!
Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan! Hahaha!
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February 09, 2008, 06:10:00 AM »
hahahhahahaha
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February 09, 2008, 06:28:35 AM »
louya tawon pod si Juan oi! Pero.......whhahahahaha sorry...Juan ha?
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February 16, 2008, 01:21:56 PM »
It takes only two people to maintain a peaceful and happy home. Kung magkaisa lang sana
ang KABIT at ASAWA, walang gulo sa pamilya.
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February 16, 2008, 03:58:39 PM »
Ha pwede diay usahon ang kabit og asawa kinsa kaha ang lami.Hahahaa
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February 17, 2008, 01:47:34 AM »
Ha pwede diay usahon ang kabit og asawa kinsa kaha ang lami.Hahahaa
pahrihas na nga walay lami Glen kay dunganon naman aron maangay unya wala na sad thrilling kay wala naman tagox2...
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Reply #168 on:
February 17, 2008, 02:55:16 AM »
Maluya man pud ta kinatawa ani oi
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February 21, 2008, 03:07:03 AM »
Boy1: Pare pahiram 5pesos, bibili lang ako CHUCHIRYA.
Boy2: Pare, ano kaba, nakakahiya ha! Hindi chuchirya tawag dun! Tanga!
Boy1: E, ano?
Boy2: JUMPFUDS pare, jumpfuds!
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March 01, 2008, 01:35:24 AM »
Mga bagong pangalan ngayon:
1. Aveli No Razon
2. NaniLITO Atienza
3. Mike Defensuhol
4. Joking Aroy O
5. Ben Aba Lost
6. Bobong Revilla
7. Unggoy Estrada
8. Alan Peter Cayetanong
9. Gen Angel Atububo
10. Sergio A Butol
11. SiRaul O. Goonzales
12. Juan Pesteng Enrile
13. Romulo Neri vioso
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March 01, 2008, 02:01:25 AM »
Ha pwede diay usahon ang kabit og asawa kinsa kaha ang lami.Hahahaa
LAMI ANG KABIT
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March 01, 2008, 09:31:06 AM »
Mga bagong pangalan ngayon:
1. Aveli No Razon
2. NaniLITO Atienza
3. Mike Defensuhol
4. Joking Aroy O
5. Ben Aba Lost
6. Bobong Revilla
7. Unggoy Estrada
8. Alan Peter Cayetanong
9. Gen Angel Atububo
10. Sergio A Butol
11. SiRaul O. Goonzales
12. Juan Pesteng Enrile
13. Romulo Neri vioso
hahahahaha kaw jud Lex!
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Reply #173 on:
March 01, 2008, 05:47:33 PM »
Mike Arroyo: Laging masama ang pakiramdam ko lately, Doc.
What must I do to get better?
Doc: Sir, it's always better to lie in bed than to lie at the Senate.
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Reply #174 on:
March 02, 2008, 12:14:11 AM »
Boy1: Pare pahiram 5pesos, bibili lang ako CHUCHIRYA.
Boy2: Pare, ano kaba, nakakahiya ha! Hindi chuchirya tawag dun! Tanga!
Boy1: E, ano?
Boy2: JUMPFUDS pare, jumpfuds!
hahahahahha isumbong taka ni padre!
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Reply #175 on:
March 02, 2008, 11:01:42 PM »
Here's the latest:
Nagsalita na si Neri about GMA, di raw nya sinabi na
"She's evil"...
Sabi raw niya: Gloria "wears Prada".
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March 03, 2008, 11:14:40 AM »
Here's the latest:
Nagsalita na si Neri about GMA, di raw nya sinabi na
"She's evil"...
Sabi raw niya: Gloria "wears Prada".
hahahahahaha
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March 03, 2008, 10:58:03 PM »
Anak: Tay, tinood ba naay multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! nganong nangutana manka?
Anak: ingon si yaya naa daw multo!
Tatay: Anak...yati wala mantay yaya!
ngek multo nga
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Reply #178 on:
March 04, 2008, 02:46:29 AM »
Dili diay multo kundi Ilusyon
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March 04, 2008, 02:48:41 PM »
PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!
PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!
moot pud ni oi pero true kaayo..
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Reply #180 on:
March 04, 2008, 03:42:44 PM »
Hahahaa! Adto nalang ko pili sa Perfect heaven og mauhon ni.
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Reply #181 on:
March 04, 2008, 07:01:53 PM »
Inday: Ate, kailangan daw ipaEXTRAY ulo ni junior?
Mother: Gaga anong EXTRAY?
Inday:Ano pu ba ati?
Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!
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March 05, 2008, 04:49:20 AM »
CT skull!!!
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March 06, 2008, 08:05:34 PM »
Teacher: Juan, give me colors that start with letter M, except maroon!
Juan: Hhmmm...
Maitim!
Mapute!
Maputla!
Madilaw!
Mukhang berde!
Mejo asul!
Mamink-mink!
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March 09, 2008, 03:53:04 AM »
PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!
PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!
hehehe
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Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!
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March 09, 2008, 06:16:36 PM »
Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!
hahahaha wa nalay kwenta tay kung malunod mo?!
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Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga
silingan akong dagway mura kuno og
iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila
gipaak!!
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Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga
silingan akong dagway mura kuno og
iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila
gipaak!!
bu**** banaha....mas grabe pas irong bu**** gjod.
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Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!
Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga
silingan akong dagway mura kuno og
iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila
gipaak!!
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Amnesty
Rex - O, gitagaan na daw ni GMA ng amnesia ang ubang meimbro sa magdalo.
Rap - Amnesty yun, dili amnesia, tange!
Rex - Amnesia nga, kay kalit lang nakalimtan ang mga reklamo nila.
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Amnesty
Rex - O, gitagaan na daw ni GMA ng amnesia ang ubang meimbro sa magdalo.
Rap - Amnesty yun, dili amnesia, tange!
Rex - Amnesia nga, kay kalit lang nakalimtan ang mga reklamo nila.
Sakto!
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PERFECT HEAVEN: Having American salary,
British home, German car, Chinese food, and Pinoy wife!
PERFECT HELL: Having Korean car, British wife,
German food, American home and Pinoy salary!
moot pud ni oi pero true kaayo..
nyahahahahaha
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A " COW" STORY
America has COWboy and COWgirl!
England has madCOW!
China has maCOW!
Russia has mosCOW!
And the Philippines has politicians who are magnanaCOW!
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August 02, 2008, 03:27:47 AM »
bwahahhahha
paita! hahahhahha
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labaw pas paet gjod Bayat....
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A " COW" STORY
America has COWboy and COWgirl!
England has madCOW!
China has maCOW!
Russia has mosCOW!
And the Philippines has politicians who are magnanaCOW!
hahahaha!
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Nakakasalat
Sakristan: Father, may libangan din ba ang mga Pari?
Pari: Oo, naman, pag dating ng hapon, kaming mga pari dito sa bayan ay naglalaro ng Mahjong.
Sakristan: Bakit po naman Mahjong pa ang napili niyong laro?
Pari: Kasi, dito lang kami nakakasalat ng flower, Iho!
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Ikaw ba kung malain gali ka sa akoa dili ka magpataka ug sulti
Storyahon ko nimo,dili ka magpataka ug pagpanabi nga
“cute ko,ulaw bayaâ€!
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August 02, 2009, 03:46:53 PM »
Willie: ( Nag interview sa usa ka bulilit baby) Baby unsa may imo message naku
Baby Bulilit:Hehehe.. Wa koy message kay wa pa man koy cellphone,bata pa man ko..
ahehehe..gitik gitik..
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