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TAKING A  WOMAN TO BED 

What is the  difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?   

At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story. 
                                               
At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed.   

At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story.   

At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2008, 06:48:41 AM »
Hahhahaha kamoot ani Sir Macky!

Asa kaha ko ani na belong?

What about taking a man to bed :)

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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2008, 06:54:11 AM »
TAKING A  WOMAN TO BED 

What is the  difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?  

At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story. 
                                              
At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed.  

At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story.  

At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???



aguy! aguy sakit akong bag-ang! bwahahahahhaha

huy di man gani ko maka YAWN kay sakit akong bag-ang karon ning bahakhak jud ko to da max!

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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2008, 07:41:58 AM »
I like this "78 - What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???".. lol



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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2008, 02:30:16 PM »
I like this "78 - What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???".. lol



Katawa jud nako ani kay gi angu-ango na diay maong wa na kaila sa ija spouse. ;D

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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2008, 03:11:12 PM »
Hahhahaha kamoot ani Sir Macky!

Asa kaha ko ani na belong?

What about taking a man to bed :)

Perhaps the best answer should come from Bambi ;D

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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2008, 06:14:18 PM »
Perhaps the best answer should come from Bambi ;D

hahahaha!

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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2008, 05:42:28 AM »
Perhaps the best answer should come from Bambi ;D




Bayaaat! tubaga ri diri dear!

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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2008, 06:18:16 AM »
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Re: Taking A Woman To Bed (forwarded by a pioneer ,83 batchmate)
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2008, 09:11:06 AM »
TAKING A  WOMAN TO BED 

What is the  difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?   

At 8 -- You  take her to bed and tell her a story. 
                                               
At 18 -- You  tell her a story and take her to bed.   

At 28 -- You  don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She  tells you a story and takes you to bed. 

At 48 -- She  tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You  stay in bed to avoid her story.   

At 68 -- If  you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What  story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

hahahahahah bueng man ni oi!  Gi Alzheimer na diay intawon at 78!

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