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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut
    through the cemetery just for laughs.
 Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise
    coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away
     at one of the headstones.
“Whew!, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death
   â€” we thought you were a ghost!
  "What are you doing working here so late at night?”
  “Those fools!” the old man grumbled.
   â€œThey misspelled my name!”

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