A macho man married a beautiful young thing. On their honeymoon, he laid down the rules, "Now here's the way it's gonna be: I'll go hunting or fishing or card-playing or drinking with my buddies anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll come home anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll expect dinner to be on the table whenever I get here, with no hassle from you. Those are my rules. Do you understand?"
His new bride smiled sweetly and replied, "Of course, dear. That's fine. But I have one little rule of my own: I'm gonna have sex every night at seven o'clock - whether you're home or not!"
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