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« on: November 25, 2013, 11:53:33 AM »
FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE

He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.


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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2013, 01:32:49 PM »
hahahah sakpan tanan...
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2013, 01:37:10 PM »

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2013, 01:38:07 PM »

Hahahaha aguy!

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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2013, 01:40:04 PM »
how much does that robot cost? ;D urhm, i can afford... oops, the robot just slapped me. :P
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2013, 01:45:27 PM »
uy, gi sagpaan ka sa robot? ari diri robot, sumbagon ka nako ron. ngano mag sumbag man ka'ng robotoaha ka sa mga baji!

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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2013, 02:33:52 PM »
kanang robot nga mangusi lang akoa..hahaha

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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2013, 02:34:26 PM »
bwahahaha! aguy!!

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