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Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« on: January 14, 2012, 07:24:37 AM »
AMO: inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda... ay oo nga pala, ingglesera ka na ngayon, 'would you please buy many fishes for our this week's meals?'

INDAY: judging by your statement, i believe you meant a variety of fish. The term 'Fishes', although rarely and even errorneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing question before i traverse the road to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (pauses) ahh... by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget afforded my office and this household's quasi-peasant middle class taste, i assume i will source the staple 'Ga-Lewng-Gong' . am i correct?

AMO: leche ka!!

INDAY: you meant the freshwater milkfish? then 'Ba-Ngooz' it shall be, yes?

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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2012, 08:23:57 AM »
 ;D banggiitan mag-ingles si inday

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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 10:58:47 AM »
AMO: inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda... ay oo nga pala, ingglesera ka na ngayon, 'would you please buy many fishes for our this week's meals?'

INDAY: judging by your statement, i believe you meant a variety of fish. The term 'Fishes', although rarely and even errorneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing question before i traverse the road to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (pauses) ahh... by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget afforded my office and this household's quasi-peasant middle class taste, i assume i will source the staple 'Ga-Lewng-Gong' . am i correct?

AMO: leche ka!!

INDAY: you meant the freshwater milkfish? then 'Ba-Ngooz' it shall be, yes?


bwahahahahaha!

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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 12:11:59 PM »
;D banggiitan mag-ingles si inday

Hmm, basin Espanyol pud...



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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2012, 01:30:32 PM »
Ibubo na lang....,

Nanay: Lami kaajo ning akong otan Dong,
            Gulay..., makahamis sa kotis, sa atong dagway.
Dodong: Busog nam ko Nay, gikan sa namatyan.
Nanay: Segi..., higop Dong.
Dodong: Segi na lang Nay...., ibubo na lang sa akong dagway.

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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2012, 03:11:57 PM »
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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2012, 09:30:09 PM »
Amo and Helper...





...hingpit ang ilang pagsinabtanay kay helpful jamo si doggie...

 8)



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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2012, 01:27:38 AM »
Amo and Helper...





...hingpit ang ilang pagsinabtanay kay helpful jamo si doggie...

 8)

mora man ug puro sila amo...

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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2012, 07:20:01 AM »
mora man ug puro sila amo...

Na hala, kini na lang...





Pwede na helper silang duha?



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Re: Pinoy Joke - Amo and Helper
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 02:08:45 PM »
Ha....., ha....,haaa..., Mangatawa na lang.

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 11:18:21 AM »
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