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Napoles had plastic surgery?
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:51:40 PM »
Napoles Underwent Plastic Surgery to Look Exactly Like Leila De Lima

August 28, 2013

MANILA, Philippines  – The reason that the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) alongside the Department of Justice (DOJ) are having difficulties tracking down Janet Lim Napoles can be known: The alleged mastermind in the P10 billion “pork barrel scam” already had extensive plastic surgery done to look exactly like DOJ Secretary Leila de Lima.

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Re: Napoles had plastic surgery?
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2013, 09:52:30 PM »
Republic Act 8485 (Animal Welfare Act of 1998, Philippines), as amended and strengthened by House  Bill 6893 of 2013--- violation means a maximum of P250,000 fine with a corresponding three-year jail term and a minimum of P30,000 fine and six months imprisonment

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Re: Napoles had plastic surgery?
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 09:54:46 PM »
This author had to ask the doctors: “How are we gonna know who is the real Justice Secretary?”

“Remember when De Lima downplayed the news that Napoles had plastic surgery?” asked Dr. Troy. “That was Napoles!”

Releasing the list of her vehicles, 28 houses as well as her absurd possessions was also Napoles’ handiwork.

“She’s flaunting it!” said the doctor.

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Re: Napoles had plastic surgery?
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 10:00:57 PM »

Janet Lim Napoles together with Ombudsman Conchita Carpio-Morales during yesterday’s Inter-Agency Anti-Graft Coordinating Council (IAAGCC) news conference.

“Another way to determine if it’s the real De Lima or not is by pinching both her cheeks simultaneously as hard as you can,” advised the doctor. “If the skin sags, that is definitely Napoles, but if you hear a loud shriek, then you’re definitely in trouble.”

“Napoles would also appear in public telling everyone that the NBI believes that she’s still in the country but they’re hiding,” added Dr. Pollux. “What they don’t realize is that she’s really hiding in plain sight.”

Her endgame, according to the doctor, is to kidnap the real Justice Secretary, and changing her face to look like Napoles, and claiming the P10M reward for herself.

note: these satirical news excerpts are from the website with the blurb "News that won’t make you depressed to read the news."  for the complete news item, here's the link: http://sowhatsnews.wordpress.com/2013/08/28/napoles-underwent-plastic-surgery-to-look-exactly-like-leila-de-lima/

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Re: Napoles had plastic surgery?
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2013, 10:22:42 PM »
LoL. Tinuod ni o a new gimmick sa mga rich and powerful?

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Re: Napoles had plastic surgery?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 02:24:04 AM »
creative bogal-bogal nga panglingaw ra ni.  tanan klaseng pakatawa giimbento na diri sa ato about this very disappointing, embarrassing, incredible, unbelievable thievery. :)

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