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nakapatay og tulo
« on: April 27, 2010, 02:25:09 AM »
judge: ikaw, juan, pagasilotan sa pagpatay og tulo ka tawo!!!

juan: unsa? tulo gud tawn. duha ra man sila, akong asawa ug iyang kabit, nga akong nasakpan sa akto sa paghilawas.

judge: tulo lagi. kay nalagbasan sa imong bungay kadtong nanglili sa ilawom sa inyong pajag. tan-awa tong
                   mata ato ay, maayong pagkahiwa.  ;D


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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2010, 02:27:43 AM »
judge: ikaw, juan, pagasilotan sa pagpatay og tulo ka tawo!!!

juan: unsa? tulo gud tawn. duha ra man sila, akong asawa ug iyang kabit, nga akong nasakpan sa akto sa paghilawas.

judge: tulo lagi. kay nalagbasan sa imong bungay kadtong nanglili sa ilawom sa inyong pajag. tan-awa tong
                   mata ato ay, maayong pagkahiwa.  ;D


whahahahahahahah




paita tong nag  lili pwerteng louya!! hawahahhaa!

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2010, 02:32:32 AM »
way swerte jud..natongnan man nga usang dupa ang bungay nga gigamit pagdunggab, naapil tawn. hahahahaha



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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2010, 02:36:50 AM »
way swerte jud..natongnan man nga usang dupa ang bungay nga gigamit pagdunggab, naapil tawn. hahahahaha




shalan ba sad tong bunglaya nga pag tuslok sa nag patong naapil ang juwa, naapil pa jud ang nanilip! haskang taasa bah!!! hahahha!

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2010, 04:16:53 AM »
gimingaw na jud ko ug ingani nga humor...hahaha  !

homesick....ga 10 yr reunion akong mga HS barkada pero dili ko kauli kay ni uli ko 2 times last year...lami unta ni i share sa inuman labi na kay daghang mangli-liay didto sa amo.hehehehe!

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2010, 04:22:11 AM »
Hahahaha di lagi maayo ning manglili ;D

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2010, 08:22:43 AM »
gimingaw na jud ko ug ingani nga humor...hahaha  !

homesick....ga 10 yr reunion akong mga HS barkada pero dili ko kauli kay ni uli ko 2 times last year...lami unta ni i share sa inuman labi na kay daghang mangli-liay didto sa amo.hehehehe!

i'm guessing usa tingali kas mga favorite targets sa mangliliay didto's Penaflor, alycxs. hehehehe

Hahahaha di lagi maayo ning manglili ;D

maayo pa tos plemiro, haps, sa wa pa malagbasi sa sundang. hahahahaha

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2010, 09:16:36 AM »
i'm guessing usa tingali kas mga favorite targets sa mangliliay didto's Penaflor, alycxs. hehehehe

maayo pa tos plemiro, haps, sa wa pa malagbasi sa sundang. hahahahaha

Boing !  hahaha ! ikaw pud ba kay i-apil lagi pud ta nimo ba. hehehehe !

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2010, 10:33:06 AM »
Boing !  hahaha ! ikaw pud ba kay i-apil lagi pud ta nimo ba. hehehehe !

whahahahah...sowee.

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2010, 11:00:46 AM »
Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at sabi ng piloto "Fasten your seat belt".

Isang babae nag-panic at ang sabi:
"Ako'y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak
     ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako'y babae?"

Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis si babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda.

Walang nag-voluntir agad.

Sigaw ng babae: "Patunayan ninyong ako'y babae!"

"Ako!" sigaw ng isang pogi at matchong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang butones ng kanyan kamisedentro.

Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.

Tahimik ang lahat...

Hinubad ang polo at ini-abot sa babae.

Sabi niya sa babae, "Pakiplantsa mo 'to!"

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2010, 11:33:22 AM »
Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at sabi ng piloto "Fasten your seat belt".

Isang babae nag-panic at ang sabi:
"Ako'y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak
     ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako'y babae?"

Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis si babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda.

Walang nag-voluntir agad.

Sigaw ng babae: "Patunayan ninyong ako'y babae!"

"Ako!" sigaw ng isang pogi at matchong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang butones ng kanyan kamisedentro.

Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.

Tahimik ang lahat...

Hinubad ang polo at ini-abot sa babae.

Sabi niya sa babae, "Pakiplantsa mo 'to!"


bwahahhahaha! States tunga nang gabii diri imo kong gipa bahakhak!

hahahahhaha! ;D

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2010, 11:38:52 AM »
Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at sabi ng piloto "Fasten your seat belt".

Isang babae nag-panic at ang sabi:
"Ako'y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak
     ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako'y babae?"

Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis si babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda.

Walang nag-voluntir agad.

Sigaw ng babae: "Patunayan ninyong ako'y babae!"

"Ako!" sigaw ng isang pogi at matchong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang butones ng kanyan kamisedentro.

Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.

Tahimik ang lahat...

Hinubad ang polo at ini-abot sa babae.

Sabi niya sa babae, "Pakiplantsa mo 'to!"


ahahahah ! magukdan jud ka sa mga feminista ana...hehehe !

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2010, 06:00:39 PM »
wahahaha kulbaan tawon pud si Inday ;D

i'm guessing usa tingali kas mga favorite targets sa mangliliay didto's Penaflor, alycxs. hehehehe

maayo pa tos plemiro, haps, sa wa pa malagbasi sa sundang. hahahahaha

mao nay giingon nga once is enough ;D

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2010, 06:18:42 PM »
lami kaayo ning manglili


Hahahaha di lagi maayo ning manglili ;D

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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2010, 12:45:38 AM »
Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at sabi ng piloto "Fasten your seat belt".

Isang babae nag-panic at ang sabi:
"Ako'y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak
     ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako'y babae?"

Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis si babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda.

Walang nag-voluntir agad.

Sigaw ng babae: "Patunayan ninyong ako'y babae!"

"Ako!" sigaw ng isang pogi at matchong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang butones ng kanyan kamisedentro.

Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.

Tahimik ang lahat...

Hinubad ang polo at ini-abot sa babae.

Sabi niya sa babae, "Pakiplantsa mo 'to!"

may lang unta og naay plantsahan sa eroplano...naa ba?

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Re: nakapatay og tulo
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2010, 03:58:47 AM »
may lang unta og naay plantsahan sa eroplano...naa ba?


basi naa sila sa SUITE! naa bah? ;D ;D

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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2010, 04:21:53 AM »
 Ang AMO naghilak kay ang iyang helper namatay.
 Police: Unsa may gikamatyan sa imong helper?
 AMO: kugmo
 Police: Unsa? kugmo?
 AMO: tinu-od lagui, maong namatay siya kay iya mang gikukog ang iyang tudlo nga may kugmo ngadto sa pansakanan ug kuryente ;)

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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2010, 07:21:44 AM »

bwahahhahaha! States tunga nang gabii diri imo kong gipa bahakhak!

hahahahhaha! ;D

MDB, so namuwaw sad diay ka gahapon? abi nako ug ako ra, hahahahaha

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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2010, 07:44:08 AM »
MDB, so namuwaw sad diay ka gahapon? abi nako ug ako ra, hahahahaha


kada gabii jud ko puwaw States kay di man ko katulog ug sajo.

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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2010, 12:46:05 PM »

kada gabii jud ko puwaw States kay di man ko katulog ug sajo.

kinsa may dili ma puwaw ug mo basa diri nga magsige raman ug bahakhak hehehe!

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« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2010, 09:31:31 AM »

kada gabii jud ko puwaw States kay di man ko katulog ug sajo.

kining sigeg ihap sa kwarta, di katog og dali. hahahaha

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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2010, 12:46:59 PM »
kining sigeg ihap sa kwarta, di katog og dali. hahahaha

 Kay ngano makatog na diay kag dali ron inig human nimog ihap? :D

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« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2010, 12:29:52 AM »
Kay ngano makatog na diay kag dali ron inig human nimog ihap? :D

hahaha. sayo ko matog, bqn, kay way iphon nga sapi. kanas, mdb, maoy dugay kay daghan iphonon.

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