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LETS TAKE A BREAK .
« on: August 03, 2007, 09:06:11 PM »
May nag--email lang po nito sa akin...pasensiya na po kung luma na...
eh natawa ako eh...

"Nag-aaral ako sa La Salle.

Ang dami kong kaklaseng Intsik. Apelyidong Uy, Lim, Tan, Co, Go,
Chua, Chi, Sy, Wy, at kung anu-ano pa. Pero sa kanilang lahat kay
Gilbert Go ako naging malapit. Mayaman si Gilbert kaya mangyari pa,
madalas siya ang taya sa tuwing gigimik ang barkada.
Isang araw na-ospital ang kanyang ama. Sinamahan ko siya sa
pagdalaw.

Nasa ICU na noon ang kanyang ama dahil sa stroke. Naron din ang ilan
sa kanyang malalapit na kamag-anak.
Nag-usap sila. Intsik ang kanilang usapan.... hindi ko maintindihan.
Pagkatapos ng ilang minutong usap-usap, nagkayayaan nang umuwi.
Maiwan daw muna ako at pakibantayan ang kanyang ama habang
inihahatid nya ang kanyang mga kamag-anak palabas ng ospital.
Lumipat ako sa gawing kaliwa ng kama ng kanyang ama para ilapag ang
mga iniwan nilang mga gamit na kakailanganin ng magbabantay sa
ospital. Nang akmang ilalapag ko na ay biglang nangisay ang matanda.

Hinahabol nya ang kanyang hininga... Kinuyom nya ang kanyang palad
at paulit-ulit siyang nagsalita ng wikang intsik na hindi ko
maintindihan.

"Di ta guae yong khee"..... "Di ta guae yong khee"... "Di ta guae
yong khee".. paulit-ulit nya itong binigkas bago siya malagutan ng
hininga.

Pagbalik ni Gilbert ay patay na ang kanyang ama. Ikinagulat nya ang
pangyayari ngunit marahil ay tanggap na rin nya na papanaw na ang
kanyang ama. Walang tinig na namutawi sa kanyang bibig. Ngunit iyon
na yata ang pinakamasidhing pagluha na nasaksihan ko.
Nagpa-alam muna ako, dahil siguradong magdadatingin uli ang kanyang
mga kamag-anak.

Sumakay ako ng taksi pauwi. Habang nasa taksi.. tinawagan ko ang iba
pa naming kabarkada. Una kong tinawagan si Noel Chua. Dahil marunong
si Noel mag-intsik, tinanong ko muna kung ano ang ibig sabihin
ng "Di ta guae yong khee".

"Huwag mong apakan ang oxygen. "... "Bakit saan mo ba narinig 'yan?".

Paumanhin po sa mga Tsinoys dito.. PEACE!



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Re: LETS TAKE A BREAK .
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2007, 03:24:41 AM »
Sorry din, nakatawa nga eh, totoo ba ito? kawawang matanda.

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Re: LETS TAKE A BREAK .
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 09:31:29 AM »
hehehe,kaya naman pala namatay dahil naapakan ang oxygen ;)

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Re: LETS TAKE A BREAK .
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 03:44:28 AM »
Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court, a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child of ours resembles him!"

Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Sammy."
"Sammy! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know! But I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Husband & Wife - Why?
"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, but when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms! Why, Dad? Tell me why!"
His father thought for a minute, then coolly replied, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax!"

Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"

Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another: "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"

Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are! He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."

Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
One of his friends asked." And when you are angry, what do you do?"
The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.
"Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill."

Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet!





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Re: LETS TAKE A BREAK .
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 06:07:39 AM »
Lol funny jokes, and some are true  ;D

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