Author Topic: Jokes for all Season (Read 3501 times)

hazel · « **on:** January 16, 2008, 05:05:29 AM »

Sa Math Class...

Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING na po! GINILING!!!

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bulak · « **Reply #1 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:07:22 AM »

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hazel · « **Reply #2 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:08:36 AM »

SA BAKERY

Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

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bulak · « **Reply #3 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:10:45 AM »

more more more....hehhehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #4 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:11:19 AM »

ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un...TEN MILLER!!!

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hazel · « **Reply #5 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:17:45 AM »

Honeymoon...

BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Di ba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!

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bulak · « **Reply #6 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:23:59 AM »

Hahahhah,,,nihataw ka karong gabhiuna day gin ha,,,

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hazel · « **Reply #7 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:27:25 AM »

Hahahhah,,,nihataw ka karong gabhiuna day gin ha,,,

ay'g saba! copy-paste lang ko karon kay sakit akong lawas. na slide ko ganiha sa ice. perte naku ka bundak. ni hubag akong tuhod ug elbow unya na twist akong wrist. mao copy-paste lang. enjoy!

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hazel · « **Reply #8 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:28:24 AM »

BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali! Lagi nalang ako mali!!! Di 'nyo na ako mahal!
AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak?
BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!

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bulak · « **Reply #9 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:34:16 AM »

ay'g saba! copy-paste lang ko karon kay sakit akong lawas. na slide ko ganiha sa ice. perte naku ka bundak. ni hubag akong tuhod ug elbow unya na twist akong wrist. mao copy-paste lang. enjoy!

oi pagkalooy pod nimo oi...sindikato man gyod ka ana permi slide2x og dile gani hagbong...hmm dubliha ang pag-amping...

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:34:58 AM »

Mataas ang Timbang
Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng Misis ko kaya't gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!

Pablo: Sabihin mo sa Misis na mag Horseback riding siya.

Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.

Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng Horseback Riding !

Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 Kilos ang kabayo!!

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:36:09 AM »

Pasahe
Sa Isang Jeep

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!

Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?

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hazel · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:37:09 AM »

oi pagkalooy pod nimo oi...sindikato man gyod ka ana permi slide2x og dile gani hagbong...hmm dubliha ang pag-amping...

mao lagi. ga kapot baya ko sa fence mao bitaw nga na grabehan kay nanagang man pero ni sipyat gihapon.

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bol-anon_ko · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:38:38 AM »

Mr. and Misis

Misis: Hoy, Tumigil ka na sa pag inom ng Beer, masyado kang magastos.

Mister: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos!

Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para sa iyo.

Mister: Ako umiinom naman para gumanda ka!

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hazel · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:38:46 AM »

Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
-san yung gunting na bago ? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

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hazel · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2008, 05:46:00 AM »

AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!

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B:) · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:19:49 AM »

Ginger, palamuot sige ko katawa.

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B:) · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2008, 12:29:15 PM »

question: unsay inintsik ug rocking chair?

Ans: shangtuwang-tuwang

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hazel · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2008, 01:25:59 AM »

PEDRO: niloko ko yung tindera kanina.
JUAN: paano mo naman niloko yung tindera?
PEDRO: nagpaload ako eh wala naman akong celfon.

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japarts · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:40:36 AM »

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svetlana · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:45:40 AM »

AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!

Shuckssss lawom na kaajog english ang makililimos! wahahahaha

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