Author Topic: Joke Time Again (Read 34188 times)

Barbaro · « **Reply #160 on:** January 21, 2008, 02:05:20 AM »

Who invented Jai Alai?
Ans: The Japanese and the Chinese.
The Japanese threw the ball and said jai and the Chinese was hit
in the head and shouted, alai.

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Glen · « **Reply #161 on:** January 21, 2008, 10:38:52 AM »

Hahahaha pagka palamoot.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #162 on:** January 22, 2008, 10:08:04 PM »

Pasyente: Magkano facelift?
Doctor: Complete treatment ay P145,000.
Pasyente: Mahal! Ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha
akong bata?
Doctor: Eto tsupon, P20 lang!

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Bambi · « **Reply #163 on:** January 22, 2008, 11:45:53 PM »

asa man ang address sa Dr Barbaro?....i mean the 20 Pesos?

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Glen · « **Reply #164 on:** January 23, 2008, 07:28:57 AM »

Unsay tsupon? Barbs. Mora gikawala ko da.

Ate Bambi ngano nangutana man ka mo adto pod ka? hehehee

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svetlana · « **Reply #165 on:** January 23, 2008, 02:49:58 PM »

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

Dave, youâ€™re a vetâ€¦.

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lindy · « **Reply #166 on:** January 23, 2008, 05:54:05 PM »

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

Dave, youâ€™re a vetâ€¦.

bwahahahahahaha parehas ra kana adtong nanghambog nga tanang klase sa baje ija nang natilawan... tawo na lang nga baje ang wala pa.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #167 on:** January 23, 2008, 10:28:37 PM »

Unsay tsupon? Barbs. Mora gikawala ko da.

Ate Bambi ngano nangutana man ka mo adto pod ka? hehehee

ms G. tsupon is nipple sa babyron man seguro na.. para murag bata..

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hazel · « **Reply #168 on:** January 24, 2008, 01:36:19 AM »

Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

Dave, youâ€™re a vetâ€¦.

hahahahahahhahaha

Was it a donkey?

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svetlana · « **Reply #169 on:** January 24, 2008, 09:46:33 AM »

bwahahahahahaha parehas ra kana adtong nanghambog nga tanang klase sa baje ija nang natilawan... tawo na lang nga baje ang wala pa.

waaaaaaaa mas grabe mana imoha Sir Linds woi! hahaha

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svetlana · « **Reply #170 on:** January 24, 2008, 09:49:43 AM »

hahahahahahhahaha

Was it a donkey?

problema kung iro! hahahaah

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Scarb · « **Reply #171 on:** January 26, 2008, 04:50:38 AM »

hahahahahahhahaha

Was it a donkey?

hahahahah kafait ni Dok- Iring gilaygit?

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Bambi · « **Reply #172 on:** January 26, 2008, 06:20:27 AM »

ms G. tsupon is nipple sa babyron man seguro na.. para murag bata..

That's the answer!!!! and......that is quite GOOD!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #173 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:54:26 AM »

Mama: Anak dili ka manguyab sa mga dalaga ning baryoha ha kay puro imong paryente.
Anak: O ma!
Mama: O ngano tutok man ka sa baka?
Anak: Mama sad oy hasta baka akong paryente?

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ms da binsi · « **Reply #174 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:02:02 AM »

bwahhahahhahha!!!!1!!!!

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hazel · « **Reply #175 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:07:07 AM »

Mama: Anak dili ka manguyab sa mga dalaga ning baryoha ha kay puro imong paryente.
Anak: O ma!
Mama: O ngano tutok man ka sa baka?
Anak: Mama sad oy hasta baka akong paryente?

hahahhahahahha animal gyud ning mga laki.

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Glen · « **Reply #176 on:** February 07, 2008, 12:57:47 PM »

Hahahaha gi gwapahan siguro sa baka.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #177 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:05:34 AM »

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO,
BUNGI: LUKON , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT....

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hazel · « **Reply #178 on:** February 09, 2008, 06:13:07 AM »

sige lang lami naman pud.

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Scarb · « **Reply #179 on:** February 09, 2008, 08:31:24 AM »

Bungi Gitahi sa DoctorTapos Gitistingan pa pronounce.
DOCTOR: Cge e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO,
BUNGI: LUKON , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT....

im laughing here

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Bambi · « **Reply #180 on:** February 09, 2008, 08:40:16 AM »

haskang bungi-a oi!
and the DOCTOR said..........PISOT KA.......PISKOT diay toh!

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Scarb · « **Reply #181 on:** February 10, 2008, 01:55:45 AM »

Thus, people are identified by their unique DNA, such as:
Old Maid: DNAgamit
Bachelor: DNAkasal
Arab: DNAahit
Water Conservationist: DNAliligo
Bin Laden: DNAhanap at DNAhuli
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo:DNAaamin.
Town Fiesta: DNAyo
Loser: DNAya
Uncircumcised: DNAtuli
Pandak: DNAtumangkad
Not Good Looking: DNAbale
DNAtawa kayo!
DNAkayo mabiro...

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Bambi · « **Reply #182 on:** February 10, 2008, 02:15:12 AM »

lol BlueAngel...dis-a god ani oi?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #183 on:** February 16, 2008, 01:17:39 PM »

Mga uri ng itlog ng lalaki:
Binatilyo: Fresh egg.
Binata: Hard boiled.
Bagong kasal: Sunny side up.
Matagal nang kasal: Balot
Matandang binata: Itlog na maalat.
Lolo: Bugok.

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Glen · « **Reply #184 on:** February 16, 2008, 04:01:30 PM »

Hahahahaaa hoy kamoot jod nimo Barbaro
Balot na diay ang aho kay matagal naming kasal. Hahahaaa sos wala pajod ko kakaon og Balot sukad.

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lindy · « **Reply #185 on:** February 17, 2008, 01:44:24 AM »

Mga uri ng itlog ng lalaki:
Binatilyo: Fresh egg.
Binata: Hard boiled.
Bagong kasal: Sunny side up.
Matagal nang kasal: Balot
Matandang binata: Itlog na maalat.
Lolo: Bugok.

ang usa ray itlog---- birok

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Barbaro · « **Reply #186 on:** February 21, 2008, 03:11:50 AM »

A nerd asked his hot n' sexy classmate to have sex with him..
Nerd: Sex tayo! Babayaran kita isang libo, bibilisan ko, tatapon ko
yung isang libo sa sahig. Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo, pagtayo mo
tapos nako i-sex ka.
Sexy: Tawagan ko muna bf ko kung payag siya. Tinawagan nya...
BF: Cge payag ako, bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
After 10 minutes bf calls...
BF: Ano na? Kinuha mo na pera?
Sexy: aahhh...hindi pa e. Aaahh!
Bf: Ha? Bakit?
Sexy: Tig pipiso kasi eh! Aaaahh!!

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hazel · « **Reply #187 on:** February 21, 2008, 06:08:24 AM »

hehehhehee

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Barbaro · « **Reply #188 on:** March 01, 2008, 01:31:11 AM »

Titser: What is the new definition of graft and corruption?
Student: Back off!
Teacher: Very good at one of you is reading the newspapers. What then is
the meaning of COMELEC?
Student: Fixer, ma'am.
Titser: Very good! What is the meaning of FG?
Student: Full of Greed, ma'am!
Titser: Very, very good!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #189 on:** March 01, 2008, 05:53:16 PM »

When Abalos offered Romulo Neri a bribe, the 57 year old
bachelor almost said yes...Because he thought he heard BRIDE.

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willmerit · « **Reply #190 on:** March 01, 2008, 08:16:30 PM »

hahhaha luv it!

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Barbaro · « **Reply #191 on:** March 02, 2008, 11:03:06 PM »

The girl texted her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay,
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe

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hazel · « **Reply #192 on:** March 02, 2008, 11:08:59 PM »

in ana diay ka, Lex?

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Barbaro · « **Reply #193 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:02:18 AM »

oistt unsa kahay gihuna huna ani nya..pabantayon lang sya sa balay.

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Scarb · « **Reply #194 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:37:02 AM »

The girl texted her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay,
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe

hahahahaha huuh-siyam-siyaman gyod ug kinatok!

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david · « **Reply #195 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:43:10 AM »

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david · « **Reply #196 on:** March 03, 2008, 01:44:02 AM »

The girl texted her boyfriend, "mahal, punta ka sa bahay,
walang tao..."
Nagmamadali umalis ang boyfriend!
Pagdating sa bahay ng girlfriend.. .
Katok cya ng katok!
Walang ngang tao! hehehe

he he he ha ha ha

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Barbaro · « **Reply #197 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:00:04 PM »

Estudyanteng Ngongo: "abi ni ir kung penis na kayo, buburatin
ko na ang black board, baka mapekpek nyo pa exam, kaya
penis or not penis, f*** your pepe!!!"

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Barbaro · « **Reply #198 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:05:06 PM »

Buyer: Magkano kambing?
Muslim: Isang libo.
Buyer: Ha? mahal naman! 800 nalang.
Muslim: Di pwede, sabi ASAWA ko wag benta pag di libo.
Buyer: Ganon?! Kalahati libo?
Muslim: Yan! Pwede na.

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Barbaro · « **Reply #199 on:** March 06, 2008, 08:07:18 PM »

3 Palatandaan na tumatanda ka na:
1) Tuhod na lang ang Tumitigas.
2) Buhok nalang ang Tumatayo.
3) Mukha nalang ang Nagagalit

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